Two will protect you. The other four will try to kill you. Choose wisely, int.
>>70536573
gopnik and neet t b h
>>70536573
I will take NEET only because of the sword and French guy, he's /fit/ as fuck.
Neet can take the American. French guy can take the gopnik.
The Neet shall be my sword, and the feminist my (meat)shield. So it is written.
>>70536573
just choosing a mighty elder roo will protect me form other shits
how dare you comparing and doubting the roo the destroyer's power?
>>70536573
Only Kangaroo
Gopnic and roo
>>70536573
gimme tha kanga and gopnik
we'll give em what for, ey boys?
>Da
>reassuring kangaroo noises
Kangaroo and French guy
I can make out with the French guy while our pet Kangaroo, bobo, destroys those other fags
Japanese NEET and French guy. Then the only dangerous one left is the Kangaroo.
>>70536573
Kangaroo and the NEET, easily the best combination.
>>70536947
>>70537120
Korea, why?
>>70537271
slavs knows nothing
roos can crush mans skull only with their hands
even 1000000 folded weeb sword cant hold his strength
>>70536573
Gopnik and Nip NEET. Gopniks love a good fight and the Jap comes with a weapon. The roo would be good too but it'll probably just fuck off when shit hits the fan.
>>70537257
>both slashing damage
shit combo
>>70537378
they can also blind their opponents with their claws
Gopnic and the french guy.
They will have mad bantz and in the end the french will have to die fighting the roo after which the gopnic will understand he actually loved him (as a brother) and try to live a better life.
Why no one think that sweden guy is hidden overpowered?
>>70536696
>This
>>70536573
NEET for the katana, Kangaroo for its speed and strength.
Really can't see a scenario in which I lose with this setup.
Gopnik and Neet.
>>70536573
Kangaroo and gopnik protect me
that gopnik looks like it runs on liquor and will go berserk without it which make the only logical choice would be the japaneet and jackaroo.
>>70536696
These.
>>70536573
gopnik and kangaroo, the neet will never go outside, let alone caring about others to deffend them.
Gopnik and neet easily. If the neet didn't have the thousand times folded superior japanese sword™, I'd choose the kangaroo over him.
kangaroo would fuck all of them up at the same time
>>70536573
gopnik and kangaroo
The feminist because no one wants to be around their annoying loud mouth and shitty smelly perfume from B&B and the roo as long as it's not a joey because roo stronk.
the sweeden guy worries me
maybe i should pick the gopnik and the kangaroo
I'd be friends with the neet jap.
gopnik and feminazi
>femiwhale yells at neet
>neets cowards in fear
>femiwhale starts buttfucking him with strapon to show him her dominance
>swedish anti-rape man comes and offers femiwhale his ass instead of neets
>french guy joins the generally ultra-gay fucking going on
>gopnik overdoses on vodka
>kangaroo comes and dominates me
>i yell with joy as kangaroo sperm enters me
>at the same time femiwhale releases deep growl, notifying nearby creatures that she has finished mating
>kangaroo notices the growl and femiwhale and kangaroo enter a battle for dominance
>after two steps toward the kangaroo, the femiwhale drops dead with exhaustion
>kangaroo grabs neet as his winning prize and walks off into the sunset
>swedish man and french guy cuddle while falling asleep