Eurovision thread. What do you think about the entries so far?

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>>70535859
If Mans Zelmerlow is not in it, I won't watch it.

>>70535859
Do people still watch this?

Who watches it? Why are half the countries there not even european?

Guess how many points we're going to get.

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>>70537596
But I am hoping his sexual rival Darin makes an appearance

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I'm glad Belarus selected the song in Belarusian language. From Polish perspective it's really sad how they lost almost all of their national identity and are now basically a Russians.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWzKcjJQokc

Daily reminder that Bulgaria was robbed in 2016, and is officially a serious Eurovision contender

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlM7PK5E9yE

>>70537678
>Russia
>complaining others aren't european enough

>>70537678
you are just mad you lost to Ukraine

>>70535859
This is Finnish entry for this year =DD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwKnsF43xIY

>>70535859
>contest where different countries show off their musical traditions and musicians
>everyone sings in english, all songs are exactly the same

>>70544794
wtf i didn't know finland was sweden

the whole contest is ridiculous. it's depressing how serious(at least in my country) we take that contest

Reminder that if your country's entry isn't in your country's language you're a fucking cuck country.

>>70544794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOtpBEzfuVE
i give you lithuania's esc contestant. i want to die

why do people still ? it's litteraly cancer now after that bearded tranny won. And all the songs sounds the excactly the same year after year

>>70547202
>tfw no pale cute anime addicted lithuanian twink bf

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>>70535859
How many european countries take eurovision seriously? I can only think of Sweden

>>70547388
2008 was objectively the best year in eurovision

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>>70537596
>Malmö FF

>>70535859
>israel
>turkey
"""eurovision"""

>>70535859
Deux points on the ISIS hit song "Die infidel" complete with suicide attack at the finals.

We should send Dustin the Turkey back desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps3kxGo_gro

>>70535859
lolgay

>>70545707

IIRC this year they allowed foreigners to vote.

>>70535859
>israel

>>70535859
>European song contest

>All fucking songs of every country sounds as a typical Electropop american song.

We should stop doing this pathetical contest.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE LIKE A PHOENIXXXXXXXXX

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>>70535859
This is who we've picked for this year's last place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkNQIShMZfY

>>70537596
This year's contest is held in Kyiv. Memes are guaranteed even if Måns "all faggots to the wall" Zelmerlöw is not there.

>>70537631
>>70537678
>>70547278

It's a 100% /int/ meme guys

>>70540020
The historia of My life

Song is shit

Hey hey hey hey hey wtf is this shit ?

>>70540020
>Belarus
>White-Rus
They literally are Russian though. Just white Russians instead of Asian Russians.

>>70550229
they literally aren't though, belarus is an artificial construct, more than half of modern belarus are great duchy of lithhuania's lands

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Post criminally underrated Eurovision songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVcKNzmvfxI

>>70544794
I kept waiting to be impressed, and kept waiting, and kept waiting and then it was over.
>>70547202
Better than Finland. Not that that's an accomplishment. If he knew more than four words of English it would be moderately impressive.

What are the fun entries this year?
Or is it all shitty pop in English?

>>70549590
>European song contest

>All the entrants are traps

Hail Yurop :DDD

>>70550312
Crying like all whys

Lewów crying it was polish
Rus crying it was latvia polish

Come and take it or shot the fuck up

>>70550627
i'm not crying, i'm saying how it was

an amercian saying they're russians because that's what the land is called now is just ignorant

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>>70550550
>Or is it all shitty pop in English?

Do you even have to ask? To have a chance at winning you have to sing in English, unless you're the British entry of course.

>>70550738
This is truly the darkest timeline

>>70547388
https://youtu.be/c_PQtwa7c_M

Why didn't he win? Were other euros aware it was a joke?

>>70549779
will brits ever learn? the song is literal shit

>>70552186
Because these days Eurovision is the pinnacle of music. All the entries are literal shit.

>>70535859
this shitfest should be banned.

>>70552410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MznLiNSKKSQ