>wake up >italy still exists

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>wake up
>alberta still not 51st state

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>>70530595
>wake up

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>wake up
>go black to sleep for another few hours because NEET

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>wake up
>no girl by my side since we broke up three days ago

>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little makeup

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>>70530595
>wake up
>you still dont have cancer

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>wake up
>I still live in Italy

>wake up
>check 4chan

Fml bros tbqh.

>>70532138
get over it u pussy

>>70532474
Feelin' any better, mate?

>>70532595
Yeah mate, stacks better! Even went to the gym today for the first time since getting sick 2 weeks ago.

Hope you had a good Sunday brah.

>>70530595
Not for long.
Have hope.

>wake up
>go outside
>don't see any niggers or pakis because muh countryside
Life's not all bad, lads

>>70532948
In ur wet dreams tommy

>>70530595
>wake up
>feel like mick jagger
>brush teeth with bottle of jack