Hey any tips on learning French?

Learn the phrase "laisse parler en anglais". French training is then complete.

learn the weird quebec way so you can speak it irl without having to go very far

>>70529630
>learn the weird quebec way so you can speak it irl without having to go very far

How do you learn the Quebec way?

>>70529685
accents usually come later, so maybe when you get your french up a bit go on vacation there

>>70529630
quebec sounds like frog onomatopeia lmao

>>70529536
Never use subjunctive after "après que"

>>70529536
It's too hard. You better rise up white flag on it.

Thanks

>>70529536
move to a french speaking country

i've been learning french for 9 years and now completely forgot it because never used it outside of classes

>>70529536
don't
i've studied for years and i still cant speak it

>>70530844
Faut que tu fasses l'effort, anon. Si tu n'as aucune passion, tu ne l'apprendra pas.

>>70530905
please speak english
when i say i cant speak french i really mean it

>>70531021
My bad, anon. You need to make the effort, if you don't have passion, you won't learn. I'm a bit surprised you've supposedly studied it for years but don't understand even me.

>>70531056
florida education is a joke tbqh

>>70531111
Oh, you've only learned through taking classes at school?

>>70530905
10/10

>>70531122
yeah, i'm in my third year now
mon prof est merde

>>70531212
Ah, that sucks, anon. If you're still interested, I'd suggest self-teaching, it sounds useless but it works wonders.

>>70530844
J'aime sucer des grosses bites noires.
Pas pédé.

Tu vois c'est facile.

>>70531702
Ce n'est pas très sympa, anon. Encore que je suis étonné encore qu'il n'a pas pense à mettre le texte à travers Google Translate, le français peut être traduit facilement.

>>70531209
>tu ne l'apprendra pas
>10/10

>>70531734
J'ai remarqué aussi cette faute, mais je ne me suis pas senti comme la réparer.

>tfw no French teacher to say "tres Beyen" every time I sat ju suis angles or jamaple me

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>>70531760
>senti comme la réparer.

SUPPRIME CETTE ANGLICISME TOUT DE SUITE
MAINTENANT

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>>70531783
>tfw my French teacher forced me to say "puis je aller a la toilette s'il vous plait" everytime I needed to take a poo in loo

>>70529536
Little known fact for non french speakers: proper pronounciation can only be acheived by the presence of large quantities of human semen in the back of the throat.

>>70531814
Ah oui, une fois encore je me suis rendu compte que j'avais fait un autre commentaire maladroit. Fous-moi la paix stp, j'ai sommeil et mon français est merdeux, un peu près. J'ai besoin d'améliorer mais ça suffit pour l'instant.

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>>70531860
>ça suffit pour l'instant

NON CA NE SUFFIT JAMAIS
TU DOIS CONSTAMMENT T'AMELIORER

>>70531875
Veuille te taiser, stp.

>>70531783
zats becoz iou arre bad

>>70531904
"S'il-te-plait ferme ta sale petite gueule de tafiole"
Qu'il faudrait dire.

>>70531950
Non, je ne voulais pas lui insulter, je veux juste la paix. Soyons amiables à l'un l'autre.

>>70531989
T'aurais du dire : "Je suis Américain et je suce des noeuds"

>>70532003
Please shut the fuck up you little faggot

>>70532003
Impoli.

>>70529536
One advice: GIVE UP DAVID WE DON'T WANT YOU IN FRANCE FLYING FAGGOT

>>70532218
t. bougnoule qui était renvoyé à son propre pays

>>70532241
T. Flying faggot who got Doxed and is afraid we destroy his anus .

>>70531875
How is your English? Just wondering.

>>70529536
Only reason to learn french is for etymological/philological reasons
I have a fucking B2 and I don't know what to do with it
Complètement inutile, aussi les qts françaises sont trop rares

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>>70530905
>studied french for a year in uni like 5 years ago and didnt put much effort in
>can read this perfectly find

>>70530844
try another language

>>70532366
Well yeah, it's pretty basic. Otherwise, it's a sign, you need to pick it up again. ONE OF US.

>>70532366
Et ça ? Pretty facile aussi.

>Longtemps, je me suis couché de bonne heure. Parfois, à peine ma bougie éteinte, mes yeux se fermaient si vite que je n’avais pas le temps de me dire : « Je m’endors. » Et, une demi-heure après, la pensée qu’il était temps de chercher le sommeil m’éveillait ; je voulais poser le volume que je croyais avoir encore dans les mains et souffler ma lumière ; je n’avais pas cessé en dormant de faire des réflexions sur ce que je venais de lire, mais ces réflexions avaient pris un tour un peu particulier ; il me semblait que j’étais moi-même ce dont parlait l’ouvrage : une église, un quatuor, la rivalité de François Ier et de Charles Quint. Cette croyance survivait pendant quelques secondes à mon réveil ; elle ne choquait pas ma raison mais pesait comme des écailles sur mes yeux et les empêchait de se rendre compte que le bougeoir n’était plus allumé.

>>70532520
Je vais essayer de traduire de mon mieux.

>For a long time, I slept (fuck, don't wanna literally translate, but it's so simple). Sometimes, ??? my ???, my eyes closed so fast that I didn't have the time to tell myself "I'm falling asleep." And, a half-hour after, the thought that it was time to find sleep was keeping me awake: I wanted to ask the volume (?) that I thought to have still in my hands and ??? my light: I hadn't stopped sleeping to make reflections about what I just read, but reflections had taken a bit particular turn: it seemed to me that I was myself ??? (something something of which?) was speaking the opening (?): a church, a ???, François' ??? and that of Charles Quint. This belief survived for some seconds upon my awakening: it wasn't shocking my reason but ??? (lost?) like ??? on my eyes and was blocking them from realising that the ??? was no longer lit.

Pls no bully.

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>>70532707
Pretty good. Here your "corrigé" :

>For a long time I used to go to bed early. Sometimes, when I had put out my candle, my eyes would close so quickly that I had not even time to say “I’m going to sleep.” And half an hour later the thought that it was time to go to sleep would awaken me; I would try to put away the book which, I imagined, was still in my hands, and to blow out the light; I had been thinking all the time, while I was asleep, of what I had just been reading, but my thoughts had run into a channel of their own, until I myself seemed actually to have become the subject of my book: a church, a quartet, the rivalry between François I and Charles V. This impression would persist for some moments after I was awake; it did not disturb my mind, but it lay like scales upon my eyes and prevented them from registering the fact that the candle was no longer burning.

>>70532857
Damn you, literary French! At least there was no use of the past historic in that passage, as far as I could tell.

Thanks, btw.

Learn Cajun French. I received quite a few interested people wanting me to speak it in France.

>>70531814
Eh champion, "anglicisme" c'est féminin pour toi ?

>>70531833
"aller à la toilette" means more taking a shower than taking a poo in the loo.

What you are looking for is "aller aux toilettes"

>>70533086
There is still, like, 15 people speaking that kind of "french". Why would anyone want to learn that ?
This language has not achieved anything poetical or philosophical and has just been a way for deported french peasants to sell potatoes.

Why ?

>>70533310
>what is tradition
Kys shitskin

>>70536196
Are all traditions equally worthy ?

>>70534854
Because in reality I want to join the French foreign legion

It's pretty easy, at least it was for me :v
Nos langues se ressemblent trop. Je suis hispanophone.
There is an article in time called "how to learn foreign languages as an adult"
Read that shit a start to learn french