I'm traveling to Vietnam soon. What should I expect?

watch the trees and be careful not to step on a trap.

use spraypaint to check for tripwires

>>70528499
A long war and no support when you come back

rogue motorcycle thieves

t. Got my groceries stolen while there on business

>>70528499
http://tuoitrenews.vn/city-diary/27340/costly-visas-dual-pricing-scammers-are-why-tourists-dont-return-to-vietnam-expat

>>70528499

check your six for charlie

>>70528552
Too soon, have some fucking respect

>>70528499
Gooks in the wire !

>>70528558

Did you do a visa on arrival?

>>70528499
Pooloo-tier streets and environment lmao.

>>70528658
yes, but I got a business visa.

>>70528736

Where did you go to print out the papers and get passport sized photos for the application? Or did you do that before you left

Also, will I get ripped off everywhere?

>>70528675
yeah but there's free UXO all over that shit environment

>>70528499
Yellow people

>>70528499
unexploded mines, boobie traps, rogue guerilla fighters, urban snipers, tigers, 40 celsius weather, malaria

Protip: Vietnamese women are attracted to black men

>>70530751
Have you any proofs? They seem to marry only within their race and with white people over here.

>>70530789
Tinder. Nuff said.

At least as far as hookups and quick fucks go. I'm not sure about marriage

>>70530751

Jamal commenting on an Asian country he's never been to again

>>70530314
>>70528675
>>70528600

Can any of you faggots help me out with visa questions

>>70528499
>Vietnam thread
>it ain't me starts playing

>>70528499
Sex tourists.
Thankfully, it does not reach Thailand or Philippines level.

>>70531118
Nope since most Viets never go abroad and know nothing about it.

>>70531257
In the big cities maybe. I live in the rural and barely see foreigners.

>>70528552
Nice.

>>70528499
child sex slaves

>>70531389
This is where sex tourists got COP'D.

Once the polices find out, you cannot get out with it.

>>70531457
>>70531316
>>70531270
>>70528600
>>70528675
>>70530314

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30QzJKCUekQ

>>70531316
How do you have internet?
Always wondered how rural 3rd worlders find 4chan

>>70531512
45% of Vietnamese population uses Internet. Plus they teach English in schools and i just have to get good at it (most people are very bad at English, through).

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I want to try a Vietnamese baguette sandwich, Vietnamese coffee, at a French-inspired Vietnamese cafe.

Then I want to try pho

Then I want to try Vietnamese McDonald's.

Then I want to ride on a motorbike

Then I want to see the HCMC museum thingy

Rate my Vietnam trip goals.

>>70531512
dumb bongposter

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>>70531599
there is where everyone goes to buy food and stuff. go there.

>>70531599
>not wanting to fuck vietnamese pussy.

there's no point going to these regions and not fucking locals.

it's like going to thailand and not fucking a ladyboy.

>>70531512
if they are on /int/ they must be upperclass

>>70528499
Whatever you expect there, it ain't me...

>>70532800
If i'm in the upperclass then there would be no lowerclass in Vietnam.

Vietnamese are the best women in Asian imho

>>70531596
45 is not a large number
What I'm asking is how did you find the backwash of the internet?
Are you the viet that owns the burger restaurant

>>70528499
parasites in your skin

>>70533192
>Are you the viet that owns the burger restaurant
Nope.

I found this place through some random memes. Never have a /b/ phrase.

>>70528499
Agent Orange and napalm.

>>70533646
Are you the Viet that plays type moon VNs in YouTube?

>>70528565
you literally have to be a retard to fall for that tho.

>>70528499

indistinguishable people

>>70531599
6/10 too typical

>>70528499
>It didn't me starts playing.

>>70528499
Mig 21, SU71 and AK 47, Russian spetznaz ofcourse.

god tier women in SEA

I had a boss whose name was Sugi***a who had been around 40 yeas-old and transferred to Hanoi but one day found dead on the bed with breeding from his mouth.
They say he died of hear disease but many of us doubt he killed himself using drug or something.

>>70531599
You can do all that in California

Losing a war against peasants :^)

>>70532760
this