>tfw your cunt finally has a T H I C C president

>>70519658
He looks fat in this pic

Is that a marine pilot
is that safe?

He should really lose some 40lbs, then he'd be in good shape.

>>70521855
From the halls of Montezuma, to the shores of Tripoli, we fight our country's ba-attles in the air, on land and sea

>>70519658
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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes…

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>tfw USA finally has T H I S president

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>>70526347
delet this

>>70525742
This meme really needs to die.

>>70519910
He is. Fun fact the American Style suit differs from its european counterparts in that it has a wider, more square frame to hide the huge gut and thighs of the wearer.

>>70526573
It's funnier when it's just one line. I hope it works as a meme and sticks instelf in everyone's mind so they can never see a woman's fat ass without thinking of a trumpeting fart blowing out of it, or a sly, silent but deadly eeking out from between their pressed buttcheeks