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gfs edition
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>Canada
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>REAL NEW /cum/ - let this die, it has no subject
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THINGS
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>>70512132
Me on the right
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>>70512284
Is that supposed to be Harper
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long boy
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>>70512306

CHI
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>>70512315
no its tony blair
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AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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Why are leaf women so beautiful?
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>>70512276
i was thinking of making a vapeman edition
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i am embarrassed that the american people elected a clown to the highest and most revered office in our country. we should all be ashamed.
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>>70512132
3 > 1 > 2 desu
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>>70512379
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Two years to get a Quebecois gf
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>>70512445

wtf? I HATE quebec now!
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>>70512425
this.

bigots OUT

/cum/ is a safe space
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>>70512306
adios muchcaho
leave pls
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im dating this grill and she will most likely be my new gf, i need romantic music to relate my new relationship with, please give me romantic music

my last gf was related to AsTall As Lions
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reminder that bombing muslims is literally the same as 9/11
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>>70512447

My hues will transcend to the heavens. Now answer my question: Why are leaf women so beautiful?
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One of my professors is an old man who goes to Thailand and has an Asian wife
Rate
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>>70512548
Whites on welfare are still lazy bud
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Having a real hard time training my dog how to walk on a leash

Any tips?
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2 years for you to shut the fuck up
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>>70512543

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8
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>>70512587

give him some tendies
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>>70512593
Danes have man tits
http://sciencenordic.com/one-two-boys-develops-breasts
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>>70512548
fuck da msm
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>>70512587
I think it might be missing its testicles, so if you see him dropping any white oval shape spheres, shove them back in.
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One of the first things the cheeto dust man did was try to silence govt. sections that stated global warming was a fact.

Now he's trying to appoint a known anti-vaxxer and said anti-vaxxer wants to impose his shit ideology.

This is why you don't elect populists, America. I'm worried for you. Have you not learned from us and AMLO?
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I had a chicken names Boris as a kid. Boris was delicious.
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>>70512543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgNvzc-ZdME
If this doesn't get her wet I don't know what will
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>>70512543

https://youtu.be/P-cJWkZLy0k
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>>70512612
do you have something in english preferably
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Mexican expat here.

Things have been pretty awkward and hostile week. Immigration and its effects on economics are delicate and complex isses. But I'd like to think that the poeple of our countries don't really hate each other.

Am I wrong?
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>>70512472
Sorry m8, it's just the facts. Nothing personnel
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why did neutral milk became a meme?
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>>70512696
yea I'm gonna need to see proof that you paid the required 20% tax to post this
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>>70512760
I'm a free spirit
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>>70512709

>not communist daughter
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>>70512702
Also had a duckling who was injured soon after it hatched. A fence post fell on it, crushed its leg, and hit it on the head which caused one of its eyes to pop out of its sockets. I still feel bad for it to this day.
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>>70512722

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsJSwGc4lsA
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>>70512543
bossa nova does the trick
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>>70512696
>try to silence govt. sections that stated global warming was a fact.
Why should those agencies be allowed to publish falsehoods?
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>>70512587
Reassure him

Tell him he's a good boy!
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>>70512729
I don't know any normies who hate Mexicans just because they're Mexican
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Did your school teach you about the Finnish Empire?
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>>70512817
too sensual
i think this fits mexico's current climate pretty well desu, I take my initial rec back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u84f2wdl6f4
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>>70512962
Really good post.
>>70512937
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>>70512937
They didn't teach this at all! WTF!!
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>>70512729
>expatriot
How does that even work?
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>>70512937
I remember reading about the Finno-proto-korean war and how it almost ended the burgeoning human species
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>>70512543
If this doesn't drench her panties, nothing will
https://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0
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>>70512868
Somewhere, someone, RIGHT NOW, thinks what you just said is true unironically
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>>70512937

no

>>70512947

correct answer is Oh sister, for its vivid description of love
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>>70513010
i understand its difficult to grasp being patriotic about mexico, but please try to understand
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>>70513023
>someone
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>>70512729
I like nation-states and I think the US should be allowed to hang on to whatever little true nationality and culture it has left. Culture is often connected to race and it is so in the US, and so yeah, I don't like having so many foreigners here.

I think that the wealth paradigms of the world are shifting, and western civilization ("white people", europe, etc) can't stay on top for much longer. The US will decline in power and wealth and I'm fine with that, the only way to prop it up is arficially, by taking the Clinton route and doing some kind of plationic "civic nationalism" thing, where the US as a political entity would stay strong and maintain its grip on world affairs but it means the death of culture worldwide when every country has to model itself after the US in that it must be multicultural, capitalist, liberal, moderate, etc. You already see with syria that war is being perpetuated so that there can be a western-modeled postmodern values state there, it's just not going to work.

The point is that I don't really care about race/culture/people insofar as I just think homogeneity = stability.
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i love american men! Better than all yuropeens.
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>>70512729
Normal people don't hate eachother, the few NEETs that do just shelter themselves in their safe spaces
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>>70513063
Post proof that you're a French girl and not some proxy-fagging man.
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>>70513062
>plebshit: the post
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>>70512937
we wuz finnics and shit

the education system is racist against finngols, they never tell you about the hyper war or that finngols made the pyramids and shit
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>>70513051
Im patrit
AMA
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>>70513121
I bet they never taught you about one of the greatest Finnish subject states, the Wewuz Kangdum or Kang Tyrone VI Wewuz and his heroic stand against the Koreans.
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恭喜发财 新年快楽!
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>>70513178
that map is innacurate, the finnic empire at its peak right before the hyper war had territory in north america along the east coast

also fuck koreans
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>>70512587
That's a lizard dumbass
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>>70513239
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evens: go to target and do much needed clothes shopping
odds: keep watching orange is the new black
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>>70513251
It's a map of the empire before it reached its peak. I posted that map later >>70512986
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>>70513271
>clothing shopping
>at target
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evens: do this >>70508303
odds: don't
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>>70513239
俺はおちんちんが大好きなんだよ
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>his state doesn't have free friends just lying on the sidewalk to do pushups with
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>>70513299
>tfw live on ancient finnic territory
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>>70513318
I got a nice little champion hoodie for $15 a few days ago
I mostly need underwear and socks at the moment with jeans in second
I've been wearing the same clothes since I was like 14 so I really need to update my wardrobe starting woth essentials
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>>70513373
best 2 out of three
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/pol/ is crashing http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/
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>>70513384
バカ、その言語はベトナム語だった。彼は分からない
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>>70513446
let's see
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>>70513407
reptiles are so cute

I have a pink corn snake
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>>70513452
HE

WILL

NOT

DIVIDE

US
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>tfw +10c outside
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there is literally nothing wrong with clothes shopping at Target
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>>70513097
Meanie desu nee
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>恭喜发财 新年快楽!
>俺はおちんちんが大好きなんだよ
>バカ、その言語はベトナム語だった。彼は分からない
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>>70513062
>Culture is often connected to race and it is so in the US

Pretty sure the US is literally Immigrants: The Nation. I mean, I understand not wanting immigrants who refuse to integrate like what's happening in Europe, but the US' culture revolves around immigrants.

You'd be hard-pressed to find some asshole that refused to assimilate American society. The US doesn't just pretend to like immigrants, it has a system that presses them to behave, while at the same time has a culture that eventually makes them feel welcome. The more recent terrorist attacks are the result of indoctrination via Internet, so not wanting any more foreigners won't solve the issue.

The US doesn't work like European countries, your bloodline doesn't matter when it comes to nationality. All American families have an ancestor who immigrated there (unless you're Native American).

Honestly IDK what the fuck I'm even talking about now. The point is America is a land of immigrants and that's why it's cool!!!!! Good job!!!!!!
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>>70513452
is shia still in jail?
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>>70513507

>50F

its fucking nothing
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>>70512132
Rate me /cum/
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>>70513160
>>70513051
I said AMA
or else
*unlsahes chihuahua*
I kill this knife
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>Michigan has every Great Lake except Ontario
>Ontario has every Great Lake except Michigan
Really makes you think
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h,,,,,mmmmmm
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>>70513495
I'm lucky enough to live in a place crawling with little anoles
I want a leopard gecko but I'm not sure if I'd take care of it well enough
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>>70513452

is that guy wearing a rug on his head?
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Senpai
I'm landing in Atlanta and I need to get a ride to Homosassa in Florida. How do? Pls help
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>>70513607
forgot photo of friend
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>>70513648
a bus
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>>70513160
>>70513579
What part of being Mexican makes you the proudest?

>>70513578
Papi
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Made some good progress on my HDI Autismap
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>>70513507
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>>70513407
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>>70513679
I heard the bus station is like a 40 minute distance from the airport
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>>70513691
idk
I just wanted a (You)
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>>70513578
ayy papi/10
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>tfw you will never live in Uusi Suomi
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70513544
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>>70513562
That's why I said "hang on to whatever little true nationality and culture it has left"

The best thing to do would have been to stay as we were without mass 19th and 20th century immigration, but it's too late. And most of them did indeed assimilate as you said, they assimilated into white american society.

Immigrants helped our gdp, that's for sure, and military, we have a huge population. but it's at the expense of not having nationality in the same sense they do in europe.


>The US doesn't work like European countries, your bloodline doesn't matter when it comes to nationality. All American families have an ancestor who immigrated there (unless you're Native American).

This is stupid shit. I shouldn't even have to explain why this is retarded.
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>>70513578
get a superior webcam papi
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>>70513758
idk nigga get a taxi or something, shouldnt you have this planned out
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>>70513452
So they really just stand there all day chanting?
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>>70513727
good post
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>>70513758
Check for a shuttle to the bus stop or something, or get a taxi
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>>70513824
Na I'm planning, this will take place in June or July.
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How can states gain autonomy?
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do any of you guys have desk plants
I want something to brighten up my room and I'm thinking of getting some succulents
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>>70513831
basically, it's irl shitposting

sucks right now with this dumb cunt hogging the screen but there was a sam hyde sighting earlier
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>>70513896
Did he got away with it?
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>>70513884
Try Click and Grow.
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>>70513884
I have a mossball in a jar with a beta fish
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>>70513884
I want a Venus flytrap
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>>70512587
thats a chicken silly!
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>>70513884
I suggest cyclamens, very beautiful flowers, their leaves are succulent as they are bulbous plants. I currently have 7 of them on my desk haha. They have been blooming since September!
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>>70513954
why are you confining the fish to a jar
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>>70513874
They conspire with eachother and form a federation.

Doesn't each mexican state have it's own congress?
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>>70513799
But there IS American culture.

Maybe it's not as well-defined as European culture, but it exists and it's proper to you. You don't have to be like Europe to have a good culture.

>This is stupid shit. I shouldn't even have to explain why this is retarded.
I worded it kind of stupid but thing is anyone can be American, that's what's good about the country. There's no such thing as a "true American" when it comes to bloodlines, everyone is related to an immigrant.
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>>70514016
I mean economic autonomy
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>Trump is at 42% approval, 50% disapproval
Hmmmmmmmmmm
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>>70513874
Northen Mexico master race
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>>70513941
I think I remember seeing this during the CES some time in the past, it's a really neat concept

>>70513984
Oh wow, I think we have a winner. They're my favorite color too. Now just to find them.
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>>70514130
Chiraqi fuck off
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>>70514010
AE S S TH I C C

It's a pint though so he has plenty of space
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>>70513884
got some bamboo stems
extremely low maintenance, hard to die, and grow like crazy
every other plant i've had either needs constant attention or just outright hates the climate in my room.
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cum lol
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>>70514237
wtf I hate California now
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>>70513868
take the MARTA from the airport to garnett station. That's where the greyhound terminal is. There should be buses to somewhere like orlando or tampa where you can then catch another bus to homossa
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>>70514283
*cums on u*
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>>70514283

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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>>70514137
Negro our capital is in the center
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>>70514367
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I wish I could be part of a strong american mans harem.
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Anyone else here a Canadaboo/Freeaboo/Mexaboo?

I'm currently amassing a small collection of American shit. Got a shirt, a backpack, a puzzle and a little clay cat made by NM locals. I want to save up money to buy that lego capitol.
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GDFB TSD GDA GSDABFVSD GSDA GFSD F
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>>70514247
they need 2.5 gallons aka TWENTY pints
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Wew, this week.
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>>70514588
It makes me sad seeing the conditions people regularly subject betta fish (and other fish) to, on the assumption the little plastic cups they come in are suitable containers
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>>70514479
I didn't realize there was such a thing as Freeaboos
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>>70514479
Why is the USA so overpowered

Did the devs make a mistake
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>>70514793
>devs
lol
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>>70514479
I wish I had a thick Canadian accent, like Newfie tier.

Also sometimes when I'm visiting places like QC and Montreal I really wish I was Quebecois
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>>70514206
you should find them in any plant store.
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>71 fucking degrees right now
>tomorrow is worse with peaks for 76
this isn't normal, fuck off already
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>>70514897

ayyyy
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>>70514730
There's a weeb for almost all the countries out there
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>>70514897
>F°
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>>70515000
>commies
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>>70514897
>the inside of my car was below freezing yesterday morning, windshield had ice on it
>get in the car this morning
>it's fucking 80 degrees inside
God dammit. It was nice having rain for a while.
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>>70514953
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>>70515016
Fahrenheit was invented by a Germ lol you guys can't do anything
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>>70515087
And Celsius was invented by commies
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>>70515087
a freedom loving aryan, yes
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>>70515087
>Commies
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>>70515016
hol up
>>
Thinking of taking someone to a movie soon, what movie should I go see?
>>
>>70515167

La la Land
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>its been 75 years since the Turkish coup
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>>70515113
>>70515114
>>70515134
>smelly yanks and dixies get mad at the big C while all their scientists are adopting into it

Buncha hosers t b h
>>
any hawaiian lads in? what happens after a lava flow goes across fields/roads/whatever? is it just left there?
>>
>>70515216
Samael al-Hyde, notorious mass murderer and suspected mastermind behind the 9/11 attacks
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>>70515266

[USER WAS DETAINED FOR THIS POST]
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>>70515255
>not using both
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>>70515060
ladies
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anyone else trapped in a downward spiral of depression that has led to self-neglect and are completely unable to escape whilee your family and friends cut you off
>>
>>70515266
alri sam haha x
>>
>>70515263
hold on a minute

that name... awfully similar to Samuale "drive a lorry for glory" Haiden, the infamous misunderstood minority from Calais
>>
>>70512132
https://soundcloud.com/landabois/mexiko

requesting mexicans opinions on this son
>>
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>>70515323
>tfw haven't had a really close friend since middle school
>>
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at the local Lowe's ™ looking for a desk plant my guys
>>
>>70515255
>not using Kelvin
LMOA
>>
>>70515394
>lowe's
>not home depot master race
>>
>>70512425
everyone is taking off his mask and showing their true nature, nothing new actually
>>
>>70515371
That reminds me of Samantha Hyneman, the mentally deranged tranny and suspected accomplice of the Unabomber
>>
>>70515394
>not just buying a energy wasting lava lamp

fucking hippy
>>
>>70515167
Resident evil 7
>>
If you've ever laughed at a vanity plate, you need to leave /cum/
>>
>>70515425
What a fucking pointless system. It's like he wanted to do anything to put his fucking saturday morning cartoon tier name on something.
>>
I found the lucky bamboo but I want more of a trough of it rather than a little bowl

Strong contender though

>>70515426
I have no preference, Lowe's ™ is just closer
>>
I've never Torrented anything

How do I do this lol
>>
>>70512425
Thanks, Jose, I'll keep your opinion in mind.
>>
>iran banning americans from entering their country as if americans want to go to iran
>>
>>70515495
I saw a a Chicagoan plate once
>>
>>70515512
download this

http://deluge-torrent.org/

use magnet links
>>
>>70515518
Plenty of Iranian Americans go there
>>
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>>70515478
I do have a lava lamp though
>>
>>70515518
Wouldn't mind a Persian gf 2 b h
>>
>>70515512
go to piratebay/FBI.com
>>
>>70515462
hmmm now that you mention it, i seem to recall a certain axe murderer by the name of Samuel Haidenrich
>>
>>70515552
need to stay there TBQH FAMILY
>>
>>70515512
Get qbit
>>
>>70515540
Do I need a VPN lol
>>
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lol
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>>70515603
depends on if your ISP cares if you torrent

just keep torrenting and if you get a DMCA notice, get a VPN and you'll be fine
>>
>>70515616
>Sacramento
>Mexican
I doubt this. I barely see any Mexicans there. I'll be Russians soon.
>>
>>70515616
>(((Flordia)))
>>
>>70515620
idk how to get a VPN either lol

>spoonfeed me pls
>>
SAM HYDE ON CAM
http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/
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FACT: Edmontonian's are the most powerful race on the World.
>>
>>70515616
delete this
>>
>>70515616

>tfw one of the last remaining purple counties in California
>>
>>70515674
Yeah they're famous for the S E C O N D biggest mall in the world
>>
>>70515668
https://thatoneprivacysite.net/vpn-comparison-chart
>>
>>70515616
everything purple is rightful canadian clay

except that one bit of mississippi you can keep it
>>
>>70515518
What does that mean for any americans already there though? Do they get imported back? What a tragedy.
>>
>>70515616
>(((((((((new york)))))))))

pottery
>>
>>70515673
>spending your weekend yelling into a webcam

will never understand jew yorkers
>>
>>70515653

t. Has never been to west sac or north highlands
>>
>>70513062
>Culture is often connected to race and is so in the US

You do realize how stupid this sounds, right? Did I actually get baited for once?
>>
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>>70515653
t.
>>
>>70515769
>north Highlands
The Slavs have annexed it recently. Nothing but babushkas around for miles.
>>
>>70515793

>commies spreading like a virus near me

Reeeeee
>>
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>his province doesn't have a giant easter egg
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDcWicqB2nw

Have you ever been so passionate about something like this guy is about mate?
>>
>>70515616
i will give you 2 minutes to delete this
>>
>>70515870

>this is something canuckians take pride in

Really tickles the cerebral cortex
>>
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>his country has provinces
>>
>>70515881
CHI
>>
>>70514816
>tfw the only reason we're part of canada is so canadians can pretend to have a culture
just fuck my shit up
>>
>>70515923
Why don't Americans celebrate Easter like Northern Albertans (the most powerful race in the world) do?
>>
>>70515948
did i say you could reply to me?
>>
>>70516010
CA
>>
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>"Which province do you live in?"

>this is a valid question in Canada
>>
>>70515580
That seems a lot like Samuel Haide, one of the French Muslim converts responsible for the Bataclan Theater massacre
>>
>>70515870
Does your province have better weather than BC? Because the weather here makes me want to die.
>>
>>70515980

Easter is symbolic for communism and magical rabbits

That's not in my bible. Adam and Eve, not eve and Peter rabbit

God bless
>>
>>70515980
that's a weird question considering alberta is literally america

oh wait americans are actually people
>>
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>>70516046
no

it's hot and dry in the summer and cold and dry in the winter
>>
i will marry an american for a green card in the future
>>
>>70516082
CHI
>>
>>70516070
upvoted
>>
>>70516082
Sorry, Trump will only allow Americans to marry Slavettes for greencards.
>>
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me on the right
>>
>>70516082
Sorry, pal. We don't let in Muslims.
>>
>>70516082
me 2 desu.
>>
>>70516149
looks like you shit your pants, bud
>>
>>70516148
LOL!
>>
>britbongs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=886st9E0UkM
>>
i think i might want to become a journalist

how do i meet jews?
>>
>>70516148
Why are there countries other than Canada, USA, and Mexico in the pic? Only cool countries are allowed in /cum/.
>>
drop your wallet
>>
>>70516149
oi they painted one o me testes and put it on display
so that's where it went
was missing it tbqhwy
>>
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>>70516316
dumb dumbo
>>
>>70516325
*puts it on the coffee table*
>>
if you don't have a thinkpad/thinkcentre you're not using a real computer
>>
>he fell for the chinkpad meme
>>
>>70516314

Move to south Florida or Long Beach
>>
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mfw 2010 was 23 years ago
>>
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>>70516527
>1945 was 147 years ago
>>
>>70516500
not an argument
>>
>>70516443
I have a Thinkpad and a Thinkstation server
Feels very good
>>
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>>70516273
>sperging out over a little cheeky sex in the back
>>
>tfw two smrt to yews a thinkpad
>>
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How is /pol/ going to recover from this?
>>
Just went to take a piss and realized I needed to shit, so I had to sit there without my phone
>>
>>70516701

>police

What did she mean by this?
>>
>>70516701
i mean they're endangering french and german lives but who cares right
>>
>>70516701
They're not endangering Americans because we didn't let enough in for them to start committing acts of terrorism.
>>
>>70516743
right
>>
>>70516701
>muslims not endangering american lives
>when they're responsible for almost all of the most deadly terror attacks in the country
>>
>>70516701
>being poor and/or unemployed

your fault
>>
ask a guy who just bought a 30 pack of miller high life for $15 anything
>>
>internship applications
Just kill me
>>
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In my quest to find a container for my desk plant I find this
>>
>>70516817

*tips fedora*
>>
>>70516888
trips confirm you must buy it
>>
>>70516870

Why did you waste $15 on miller
>>
>>70516891
*tips top hat*

ftfy, that's the stereotypical rich guy pro-capitalist hat
>>
>>70516870
was it because of this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbdHVrrKIcM
Really catchy desu
>>
>>70516812
>Donald Trump and the politics of fear
>>
>>70516933
i don't drink meme beer
>>
>>70516960

But you just bought meme beer
>>
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>>70516913
Dick me it's only $30
>>
>>70516960
the champagne of beers is most certainly THE meme beer
>>
shan't be arguing with you two
>>
>>70517015

Not an argument
>>
>>70516989
I wouldn't. He has that "who farted" face
>>
>>70516960
mincrobrews ARE meme beers
>>
>>70517045
I think you're confused
>>
>>70516888
Aw no cyclamen at Lowe?
>>
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>>70516877
>internship
>mfw after three interviews and multiple emails and responses shit gets serious
>pretty much final steps
>HR emails me "Alright just a couple things remain, we'll get in contact with you in a couple of days"

>2 weeks later no response
>mfw a whole month of wasted time over a fucking INTERNSHIP position
>>
>>70517133
arent you supposed to call them at that point
>>
>>70517116
No, they told me to go to Home Depot, another store that sells plants.
>>
>>70517211
i'm sending an email on monday, it'll technically be two weeks of silence on tuesday
idk this is my first rodeo, dont know what i'm supposed to do
>>
>>70517133
you should have called after 4ish days, the new HR girl probably put it in the wrong folder
>>
>>70517220
i fucking told you home depot was better
>>
>>70517298

new
>>
>>70517303
>304 posts
>>
>>70517262
I'm taking a class this semester that's pretty much about getting work
The guest speaker said you should pretty much harass them so they know you're serious
>>
>>70517326
>pretty much harass them
*grabs them right by the pussy*
>>
>>70517355
I would love to grab them by the pussy
Fuck that shit 2bh
>>
>>70512587
I want a pet dinosaur too!!
>>
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