Brazil joining the European Union?

>>70503043
for god sake belgium just accept its falling apart.

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>>70503043

>go to germoneys or any other western european cunt to work
>make a minimum wage per month
>get back to Brazil filthy rich

Although I love the idea of being able to go wherever I want in the EU, trust me, the last thing you want is brazilians in your country. Just ask Portugal.

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>>70503111
Herman is dying anyway, soon it will have better leadership
>>70503097
BREXIT is already falling apart, not the EU
>>70503180
B-But I thought Brazilians were loving and nice ; __ ;
y-you also get free waffels I promise

>>70503301
Brazilians flooding into Europe is not a good thing, Belgium-senpai. The euro is extremely valuable for us, and cleaning toilets in the EU is enough to make us good living in Brazil (1000 euros a month here would be god-tier).

Imagine dozens of millions of us going there, and this include savage people from the favelas.

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>>70503796
but how are favela niggers going to get to europe? they don't have money to get here. I just want a warmer people here instead of all these formal normie fucks who cry rape the moment you say "Hello" to them ; __ ;

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>>70503180
>speak better english than poles
>more fun to be around than poles
>less criminal than poles
>more progressive than poles
>have more beautiful skin colour than poles
>treat their children better than poles, less work for the child protection services
>girls and gays find brazilians much more attractive than poles

you're probably better than poles dæsu

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>>70503982
this, and we already have a shitload of Polish truckdrivers and mudslimes everywhere so what does it matter at this point anyway

>>70503043
Because Brazil is already member of Union of South American Nations.
With that beeing said, I wouldnt mind a trade agreement between EU and USAN

>>70503915
That's an accurate trait of Brazilians in general, our social skills are great. I remember talking to people from all over the world while I was in the US (exchange program), but people didn't know how to fucking talk, conversations died so rapidly. Brazilians on the other hand can hold a nice and long conversation for hours and still make it enjoyable and interesting, also we can party and enjoy the little things.

But degenerates and favelados will certainly find their way to you land, my man, and Brazilian women will seduce european men to marry them so they can live there, for they're international whores.

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Changing the subject a little bit, I was thinking about going to Belgium to learn french, maybe a 6 month course or something. Do you know if your government offers programs like this? I'm really interested.

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>>70504333
>But degenerates and favelados will certainly find their way to you land
As I said, they'll have to line up in the queue behind the mudslimes

>and Brazilian women will seduce european men to marry them so they can live there, for they're international whores.
pic related

> I was thinking about going to Belgium to learn french
>FRENCH
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM FLEMISH. But in all seriousness, I only know about some guys from Spain who did erasmus-shit here @ the university in Ghent where I studied and it was basicly free because of EU stuff. They only paid their normal yearly school price in their own country.
(https://www.hogent.be/en/future-student/programmes/exchange-programmes/ maybe you can find something here idk)

>>70503180
We should use Brazilians to populate the Eastern part of our country. It's almost empty.

If you want to chimp out, just do it towards Spain and you might even get some thanks from us.

>>70503043
Regional organization thread?

>Be part of SICA
>SICA literally means shit where I'm from

>>70503982
excellent post

>>70504904
the fuck is SICA? no spanish here pls

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>>70504608
>RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM FLEMISH
Oh fugg a thousand pardons, gomen gomen gomen.

You know what? Maybe europeans can learn something from us, you guys are too cold, even the meds. Honestly brazilians would make way better immigrants than eastern europeans and muslims, even the degenerate ones, but be careful with women. Remember this.

I think I'll get my STEM degrees first and then I'll find a way to do the courses. I heard excellent things about Belgium, even though people makes fun of you for being an "artificial meme country", that's why I'm so interested.

I'll accept the waffles btw :3

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why not

>>70505047
System for Central American Integration

>>70505054
1 tip: If you go to a college or univ in Flanders go to Ghent and not Antwerp (Ghent is a much nicer city)

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>>70505249
Join already :3

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>>70505346
2lazy2google m8, tell me what it is or suffer the same fate as the French did in 1302

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>>70505815
I'll remember that, thanks!

>>70505054
>Honestly brazilians would make way better immigrants than eastern europeans

>some people unironically believe this

>>70506341
I do, I'm tired of reading people getting tired of poles and some balkans fucking around.

we are 70% europeans, so why not? and we would bring back the good old christianism

http://streetsmartbrazil.com/brazilians-are-more-european-african/
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6284806.stm

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>>70506341
t. slavshit

>>70503301
>Brusselse wafels
>not Luikse wafels
I'd reject that proposal

>>70507016
Luikse are pretty gewd aswell, its just that Creme-fraiche is GOAT

>>70504608
Just a curiosity you might not know, but the most popular football team in Brazil is named after Flemish people.

plees leme in

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>>70507247
Really now?

No, thank you

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>>70507346
If you take her with you, you can come in :3

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>>70507507
ARGENTINIAN PROXYFAG SPOTTED

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>>70507054
that's exactly the reason Luikse are better, they are just amazing by themselves.
>those delicious sugar chunks in between the dough
I miss Belgium ;_;

>everybody loves brazil and hates the rest of latin america

Well time to off myself.
I just hope to go to hell because I'm sure Heaven prefers Brazil too.

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>>70507515
>those plastic tits
You can get something better than this.

>>70507436
Yes, it's called Flamengo.

>>70507436
Yes, more or less, the club is named after a neighborhood that is named after flemish people, because back then the dutch was called Flemish by us and one adventurer (Olivier van Noort) tried to invade the city from that location.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamengo,_Rio_de_Janeiro
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clube_de_Regatas_do_Flamengo

>>70503043

They have their own thing running in the Mercosur. But we could have a special EU-Mercosur partnership

>wanting to join EU

No thanks, we love to be the opressors with Mercosul, we don't want to be opressed by EU.

>>70507895
B-But we could run the show alongside the Nazis.

>>70506241
i love grills who are feminine in a manly way, i wanna lick her hairy belly :3

>>70507768

Lel. I always thought it was about flamencos (the birds)

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>>70503982
They're good lads.

>>70507642
he wasnt talking to you, boi.

>>70508115
Kek, when i was younger I thought the same.

Hi, i am from brazil , and i like brazil, bye :)

>>70508522

HOWDAREYOUpasta.jpg

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We first need to build a very long bridge to connect the lands.

>>70510864
Highway from Rio to Antwerpen o__0
if only that was possible

Europe literally cant stop destroying itself

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>>70513046
>Implying Brazil's membership wont make the EU into the number 1 global superpower
also, stop using proxies Messi

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>>70510864
>ywn live enough to see such marvelous engineering feat

>>70503043
200 million.

>>70503043
What the fuck, I'd accept them. They speak a european language and they'd probably be more relevant than cyprus which is in the eu despite being in asia.

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>>70516098
Patatoniggers don't have a say in this

>>70503043
Surely you can't be serious.

>>70503111

*white suicide

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>>70516417
why not?
>>70516422
FUCKING ARGIES STOP USING PROXIES AND GTFO

>>70503982
Lets make a deal, we swap Brazil for Poland. No refunds.

>>70516539
Poland would be great, based as fuck and they gave us dybala

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>>70516539
>we swap Brazil for Poland
>>70516539
>Poland would be great
DEAL
hf dealing with KUUUUUURWWAAAAAAAAA

>>70504333
>Brazilian women will seduce european men to marry them so they can live there, for they're international whores.
Well, see, that wouldn't happen. Since if a country is in the EU the people from there can live and work in any other EU country for however long they want to.

>>70516523
that pic seems pretty accurate

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>>70517204
desu I don't know shit about the relations in Latin America, I just repost memes posted by BR anons :/

>>70503043
1. Not in Europe.
2. Too large of a population. Could risk the germans losing their power.

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>>70517425
REEEEEEEEEEEE NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR ESPAGNOL OPINION. BRAZIL BELONGS WITH THE EU

>>70517417
>relations in Latin America
Its very simple, we hate each other. The only difference is the different degrees of hate. Some of us hate some a bit more than others.

>>70517628
>Its very simple, we hate each other
Nice maymay.

>>70517471
You're either a brazilian immigrant or a proxyfag, your opinion on European affairs is invalided both ways my man.

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>>70517756
nah m8, born in Antwerp

>>70518306
Why so obsessed with Brazil then?

>>70518539
because Brazil is the country of the future

>>70506424
and you think attitude towards brazilians would be different?

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>>70518539
pic, one of ur countrymen was successful in brainwashing me with his kuruminha memes in previous threads. And thus I got stuck with a fetish for BR women ; __ ;

>>70518917
and of course also this, we could use Brazil to build a powerful alliance against the USA/China

>>70519293
Dude, I live in the most populated state and I've never seen an indian.

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>>70506341

>>70506341
It depends on what kind of Brazilians you're talking about.
Rich Brazilians (the ones that usually go live abroad) are nice and polite, Poor Brazilians (the ones that don't but sometimes go) are definetly not good.
We have serious problems with class division here, you can't judge the whole country and one single thing, it's more complex than that.

>>70519729
>you can't judge the whole country and one single thing,
as*

>>70519522
I also live in SP I have see tons of natives especially in northern coastside

I sure hope not. Them disguised socialists can go fuck themselves with their collectivism.

Number one most important reason:
>brazil is not in europe

So it can't happen.

Vatican would probably be the most pleased as catholics would start seeping in europe again desu

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>>70517417
México and Panamá are friends!

>>70519729
girl here. when me and my friends were backpacking in South America, we became friends with some poor Brazilians (one of them had an iphone 4 the others had samungs) and they were pretty cool.

they just approached us when we were at the copacabana beach, they asked us if we wanted to play with their beach ball they were smiling, funny and hot and then we went out partying with them.

my chubby, basic bitch friend, who doesn't even have a proper bag, ended up fucking the hottest one. i didn't get the chance to try any of them out, since my friend started to make out with "my" guy, but since she rarely gets any attention from hot guys, i'm just happy for her

>>70521153
going for the fat ugly one is a common game during brazilian's chad mating season
they display their manhood in front of the pack by engaging sex with a deplorable female just to demonstrate their power of invoking cockpower to perfurate any living being

We even share a border so why not

>>70518306
Are you that autistic jew from Antwerp that used to post here?

Brazil wanna switch? you go to Poland we take over Brazil

>>70519522
and ? lol

>>70521153
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>70522226
Dude thinks that we're full of Indians like his picture, but the truth is that we're full of cars and stress.

>>70521153
>iphone 4 the others had samungs)
Also, this is not poor here. I mean favelados. People who are REALLY poor and have no chance of education.

>>70503043
A good SoI choice for a federalized EU desu

>>70522882
the indians are in the reserved territory duh

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Brasil can never join us

Walloons will take over Flanders(soon)

HONHONHONHONHONHONHON

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>>70521153
Don't be mistaken, those are cariocas, rest of the country is made of utter shit people no matter their class.

>>70521349
Underrated post.

>>70521153
fucking europeans always going for trash i literally cant understand this

>>70525660
>everyone is bad except for me xdd

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Can we join the European Union?

>>70519729
Rich Brazilians are the worst people I've ever met.

>>70503043

You dont meet the criteria Brazil. You have to be a white country they can infest with shitskins and watch you rot from the inside.

You are already a nation of rotten shitskins.

>>70503043
kek, in one of the gundams brazil is in eu if i'm not wrong

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>>70503043
No.Brasil is ours and ours only

>>70526273

>Russian calling anyone shitskin

Crawl back to your igloo Ivan.

>>70526398

Other way around.

>>70526459
What do you mean

>>70503043
if Brazil re integrates with Portugal it can actually happen.

>>70526583

Come here and i'll show. :3

>>70521153
kek
wtf

>>70526122
proxynig

>>70507016
>Luikse wafels
are these the ones with the sugary coating?

>>70517652
Well to be honest in Uruguay we do hate argentinians and chileans. Brazil gets hate for crime but not that much really, everyone agrees Brazilians are fine for the most part, at least the good ones.

But with Argentina it's annoying, they're full of of envious people that believe themselves to be european but get triggered by the fact that Uruguay is whiter than them without giving a shit about european culture. If you search youtube videos talking about Uruguay there's always going to be several argentinians shit talking us, about how boring it is, about how small it is and then you see it, it's always there
>they're an Argentinian province
That's the moment you realize what their problem is, envy. They want so badly us to be part of their country, they can't deal with the fact that a small country, a province is better than their big shithole.

>>70529205
Are you implying Uruguay isn't a province of Argentina?

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Bumping this just to say go fuck yourself to anyone who supports this, both ironically and unironically.

>>70531795
:'(

>>70526176
Now I'm curious. What happened?

>>70533336
have have you been to Orlando?
>no english whatsoever
>obnoxiously loud
>arrogant, treat any employee like their servants at home
>complain and they readily to pull the Latino card, even if rich and white
>kids and teenagers allowed to do whatever they want

>>70535878
Forgot your proxy.

>>70503982
>(speaking norsk) I went to brazil once but all i did was stay in the resort hotel because i am disgustingly rich in the poor nigger-country: The Post.

>>70536490
I'm black and i stayed in downtown it was cool even went on dates with trannies no one batted an eye

>>70536490
Even Rio is richer than your country fãm.

>>70521349
actually true
the chaddest alpha male going fot the fattest shows his sense of humour how he is in just for the lulz and his cockpower

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>>70535878
>>70536261
can some BR dude explain this BR self-hate please? I don't understand why so many BR's on /int/ trashtalk Brazil

Just what the EU needs, another 150 milion inhabitants.
A failing economy
A corrupt government (nothing new)
A worthless currency, (€ following closely behind)

>>70540375
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongrel_complex

>>70526122
Only if you replace wahabbism with Catholicism

>>70540375
Alot of ignorant brs have an underdog sindrome and like to complain a lot. They says bad things about the country, shit like every other place is better than here, this is shitest place in the world etc..
They are are poor souls in every aense of the word.

I hope to know Belgium someday, your country seens pretty fine.