The history they DON'T teach you in school edition
GAS GAS GAS
IM GONNA STEP ON THE GAS
>liverpool
if you don't want Britain to be a socialist republic then fuck off out of /brit/
cheers
me taking the selfie
the $e$h
the other day i found myself thinking about 2020, but i really don't wanna live that long
im scared
>>70500201
Furries are a strange species.
How do we stop furries?
>>70500142
dogs were "created" from wolves by humans, so they're not really comparable
if you segregated a group of humans for 70000 years and explicitly bred them to show different traits to the rest of humanity they might be classed as a different species
>>70499995
>>70500102
melts
members of the same species have to RELIABLY and CONSISTENTLY produce fertile offspring. Ligers and Zonkeys are very rare, and even rarer to be fertile
different species can't produce fertile of...
>Zita, a liger - half-lioness, half-tiger - watches her one month old liliger cub in the Novosibirsk Zoo. The cub’s father is a lion, Sam
>>70500267
trump looks dissapointed
>>70500302
We have yet to know if furries can breed with humans as all of their attempts have failed
http://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html
we are nothing, lads
nothing
gays are a different species
whites rights
>>70500339
MANED
normies are a different species
trump is a fascist
listening to some Jandek
women are a different spevies
>>70500339
mixed race children have the same rate of fertility as same-race children
tiger-lion hybrids have a much lower rate of fertility
>>70500330
t. shekel goldenberg
orangutans are a different species
lionesses were MADE for big tiger cock
chebs are god's greatest gift to mankind
>>70500417
error: argument.exe is not contained within this post
one people
one love
>driving home earlier
>5 of the present radio stations were all playing that fucking Rockabye song at the same time
>the 6th was some program about gardening
really need to get bring some albums with me from now on
blacks are not human
>>70500201
>>70500477
>driving home, passing Mount Vernon and the Bronx
>turn on radio
>9/10 are Spanish radio stations blasting some gibberish
is strathclyde uni any good?
>>70500512
This is what the furries want
>>70500494
no they are, but purely by scientific definition theyre a different species of human
What are frogs?
>>70500515
spanish I imagine
>>70500436
they're lovely but fannies are better
>>70500241
>>70500477
>that fucking Rockabye song
the bane of my existence for the 6 weeks I had to work retail this winter
>go into /MENA/
>they're all obsessed with eye/skin color, trying to call themselves white
howling
>>70500477
just youtubed that song
seriously do not understand how people can listen to this formulaic shite
normies do my nut in sometimes I swear
>>70500494
I love picturing you autists type this
Gives me great pleasure to imagine you sweating when you're around non white faces in public
if you go outside
>>70500296
/seppuku2020/ in Tokyo. You have my sword
*shuffles to the bar for a jaegerbomb*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHFu6VJ8H_U
I found what appears to be a grave made out of branches and a tree stump way out in the forest on my hike. Is this something I should report to the police?
>>70500261
This tbqhwy lads
spent a few minutes figuring out how to filter the spammers comments and the janny deleted them all so i cant see if my filter worked
>>70500261
>>70500641
FOST
(fuck off socialist twats)
>>70500614
I'm not sweating but I do have to hold my nose because non-whites stink of shit
>british cuisine
haven't read a single post in this thread so far
>>70500634
picture?
>>70500684
>seafood stick
disgusting.
>>70500512
Loving these. Post more or source me.
>>70500699
>>70500477
what song? never heard of it
>>70500808
creepy
maybe you should tell someone
>>70500808
Mate put a line of salt around all the entrances in your house, I hope this isn't what I think it is.
deano's wet dream
couldn't even hire fit birds for the video, girls like this are your bog standard essex slag
they must have just fired a net into Sugarhut and taken whatever they caught
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_OIkuwEGtg
ruby <<EOF
that_feel = ":("
no_gf = true
puts that_feel if no_gf
EOF
:(
>>70500777
took them from a /his/ thread I'm afraid mate
>>70500808
Obviously satanists
>>70500684
actually feel sickly after this post
got the oneitis lads
>>70500808
tell a priest
>>70500808
yes tell the police mate, a murderer would definitely mark the spot where he buried his victim
>>70500877
also just spotted the turbodeano known as Ashley Cain I posted the other day in the back of that video
just how deep does the rabbit hole go
waiting for my cousin to decide he's a girl
all the signs are there
Made a fool of self at the grocery store
>>70500808
Better have this place exocis...oh I forgot you protestants don't believe in the necessity of driving out the devil sometimes.
confession: still dont completely understand the concept of deano
>>70500976
Well wtf is it then
Its like 3 miles out in the forest
>>70500877
definitely not poisoning my mind by watching this
>>70500750
>>70500922
but wait, there's more!
made a poo at the grocery store
>>70501004
And then what
>>70501012
memorial to the dead tree RIP
>>70501010
alri deano
feeling sorry for myself and enjoying it desu
>>70501037
post about it on /brit/
>>70501057
love doing this
>>70501010
british equivalent of a yank "dudebro"
a chav that has """"ascended"""" beyond the underclass of his upbringing into the wealth of branch manager at JJB sports
someone broke into my flat over the holidays, broke into the room of the girl next door and slept there for a few days. No one was in the flat and they would've had to get through 2 locks at least
>>70500924
>Americans saying 'lad'
what's the name of the exact shade of green of pepes skin?
>>70501057
heh
>>70501092
JD SPORTS JJB DOESN'T EXIST ANY MORE REEEEE
>>70500877
this is the deanoest fucking thing i have ever seen in my entire life
this must be what happens when your third eye completely atrophies
When she was 22 the future looked bright
But she's nearly 30 now and she's out every night
I see that look in her face she's got that look in her eye
She's thinking how did I get here and wondering why
It's sad but it's true how society says
Her life is already over
There's nothing to do and there's nothing to say
Til the man of her dreams comes along picks her up and puts her over his shoulder
It seems so unlikely in this day and age
so bored
>>70500924
does she know you exist?
>>70501106
fuck off newcunt
>>70501120
meme green
>>70500875
in case what? his home gets invaded by slugs?
>>70501103
*doffs cap*
'tis a MYSTERY, my dear watson... hmm yes QUITE interesting
>>70501120
http://colors.findthedata.com/l/439/Forest-Green
>>70501127
it's amazing how shit Rosy has aged despite being 18
A person spends years coming into his own, developing his talent, his unique gifts, perfecting his discriminations about the world, broadening and sharpening his appetite, learning to bear the disappointments of life, becoming mature, seasoned—finally a unique creature in nature, standing with some dignity and nobility and transcending the animal condition; no longer driven, no longer a complete reflex, not stamped out of any mold.
And then the real tragedy, as André Malraux wrote in The Human Condition: that it takes sixty years of incredible suffering and effort to make such an individual, and then he is good only for dying. This painful paradox is not lost on the person himself—least of all himself. He feels agonizingly unique, and yet he knows that this doesn’t make any difference as far as ultimates are concerned. He has to go the way of the grasshopper, even though it takes longer.
>the city of Liverpoo
>>70501120
avocado
>999 what's your emergency?
>I need the police please
>please wait whilst I transfer you
>Police, what's your emergency
>Yes, I've found some sticks in the woods
>hello?
>>70501127
i hope she gets some plastic surgery with the money she's making out of findom
is deano a /brit/ term or do people actually use it outside
>FOST
>(fuck off socialist twats)
Reminder /brit/ is a pol general and leftsharts should fuck off
>>70501210
think she said before she wants to get her nose done
>>70501214
/brit/ term, same as rorke
>>70501214
a /brit/ meme
doesn't make them any less real though
>>70501012
the crucifix suggests catholicism
>>70501223
make me
>>70501229
what about that chin
>>70501253
Just did now kys
got called an incel at Modell's
>>70501273
/brit/ is an alt-politic abnormie general
refugees not welcome
>>70501223
*insert joke about radical centrism here*
i am fucked
h-hey
so tired
so tired
but on the other hand i had a nice dinner
nice
look all gone
all gone
so tomorrow i have to drive to dublin
dublin of all places
i hate it
i hate driving around the m50
hate it
and that new
mohaiio
motorway
on the way up to dublin
god its so long
hate it
well
tis alright like
but
'tis nowt'n to look at
but on the other hand its to go to the airport
dont mind thish
>>70501313
Just realized the only people who want socialism are poor benefit scroungers
Almonds have been activated
Got called a rotund behemoth in /brit/ a few days ago lads
on my 5th can
peak slag
real mob ties
real frog eyes
real whole pies
all time high
>tfw I've battled over 50 people in my life.
If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Manchester for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.
GOAL - Rochdale 0-3 Huddersfield
bit cold out
I wrote a song lads :3
https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/825273064959201280
>>70501336
can't wait to give your mum the red army treatment
>>70501413
first try
got called a runt at the deli
*breaches into thread*
YANK SPOTTED
TANGO DOWN
PAY UP PIGGIEEESSSS
>>70501210
cant buy plastic surgery with venmo or amazon gift cards
>>70501404
>>70501413
now reply to your own post
>>70501404
>>70501413
P O T T E R Y
hong kong girl has invited me to a party tonight to celebrate chinky new years and asked everyone to bring food.
i've baked my signature clementine cake with lemon icing. bought some of that edible cake gel-ink shit so im gona write 雞公 on it - which is Cantonese for rooster.
>>70501398
Nope, Im going to rape your mother then splooge my cum on her
chucky
fat chips
why do people on /b/ capitalize letters and use punctuation
>>70501465
quintessentially german
>>70501452
sound like such a bender
>>70500808
Pagan altar
>>70501336
I'm a literal millionaire and I'm in favour of socialism and paying more tax
(though I am also jewish)
>>70501353
does she still escort?
always daydreamed about having someone as skanky as that
>>70501481
normies took over /b/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjJNRgypGRs&t
This is what'll happen if you cunts talk shit about Islam in my presence
>>70501452
keep us updated
>>70500512
according to legend there is a pic of that fursona starting the holocaust somewhere
>>70501496
*a bender who can cook
>>70501526
show arsehole
>>70501512
probably
gotta make money for surgery and makeup somehow
>>70501421
gooning
>>70500808
Delete this photo
Bovril
>>70501481
why are you on /b/?
it's just a training ground for normies, before they turn into abnormies and migrate to other boards
>>70501523
>it's his own fault!
doesn't free speech exist in the UK? these people really are trying to set up sharia
Cant wait to splooge my cum on one of yous leftists mothers and make her pay me for using my cum
>>70500808
idk, couldn't hurt to tell the police
>>70501503
reckon it's folk christianity desu
Found my doppelganger lads, what should I do?
>>70501583
i like feet threads
>>70501583
never bothered with /b/
shite board
>>70501578
this is the definitive demarkation of north/south
if you have EVER had bovril, you are a northerner
>>70501620
is his life better than yours? if so kill him and take his place
>>70501637
Just had some on toast mate and it was great, I live in Bucks
>>70501620
what if you're the doppleganger?
>>70501547
how do you always know it is me? already posted it itt
>>70501631
good lad
god tier fetish
>>70501612
nah unlikely, would probably not see that in the UK
Oh btw btw btw you doooo things to my baaawdeee.. that I didn't I was starving until I tasted you
>>70501578
haha
I remember when I did d of e with my mates and one of us brought a (glass) jar of bovril
and at some point it broke in his bag and so his stuff was covered in bovril
we had to abandon his tent since it stunk of bovril
>>70501664
show tits
>>70501693
haha
>>70501637
mate they sell it at every fucking footie ground
>>70501689
>rating this
end your life
>>70501698
I'm a bloke m8, though Bucksqt lives near me.
>>70501667
just good at recognising things i guess
>>70501698
*SIGHS LOUDLY*
AM FED UP
housemate has gone to bolton to see them play charlton. sounds like a riveting match.
>>70501713
3deep4u m8?
GOAL - Oxford Utd 2-0 Newcastle
>>70500477
what albums
>>70501588
>free speech
that has nothing to do with freedom of speech you idiot
>>70501588
>chat shit
>get hit
it was his own fault
>>70501805
>criticizing other peoples' religions isn't free speech
Hello, Rasheed.
never had a girl express interest in my willy
JonTron is actually redpilled as fuck
>>70501837
freedom of speech =/= freedom from getting heemed for exercising that speech
>>70501509
that's unironically how /pol/ sees people like soros
if you disagree with this then end yourself
Any prepper lads in
>>70501904
>expressing a different opinion is grounds for physical assault
like that would hold up in court
>>70501913
/pol/ sees us as smart people?
>>70501934
superhero movies are normie as fuck but agree about comics
>>70501934
Can't wrap my head around this stuff, wouldn't a self respecting man do what he wants?
>redpilled as fuck
>>70501802
have oasis, pistols, stone roses and happy mondays to name a few
like black star but don't have the album
>>70501943
> prepping in the uk
Where you gonna go lad, the new forest?
tfw a 59kg man can clean and jerk more than you deadlift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKsT-zG-w0k
>>70501987
not really
>>70501980
looks like skyrim
>>70501987
yes
>>70502002
Why are Anatolians, south eastern Euros and Central Asians so good at weightlifting?
>>70501956
completely beside the point
someone's personal reaction to what you say is not a violation of your freedom of speech
>>70501863
Reading his tweets I bet he posts on 4chan
Still can't believe reviewbrah browses /brit/, wonder if he's ever posted.
Reviewbrah if you're here I love your videos, you're a top lad, and I wish you all the best.
>>70502050
>moving the goalposts
>>70502050
you're not allowed to physically assault someone if you don't agree with what they say, Rasheed
>>70501863
if only he spent as much time making videos as he did sitting on his fat arse eating kebabs and posting on twitter
>>70502046
probably something to do with limb length and ratios, bone density, size of joints and that
>>70502000
Was thinking the peak district la' x
>>70502089
>red hair
>>70502002
he's quite literally 4 feet and 10 inches tall
should UK reclaim hong kong for the greater justice?
unsure why people balk when people criticise Islam. its an ideology - which people consciously choose to subscribe to. its fair game.
>>70502141
maybe if china ever collapses
>>70502141
might be fun
if you're black and live in southampton and you don't get your hair cut at affree's then you're archaic and irrelevant
in fact, i'd even go affree's if i was white. affree is the best barber in the south of england
pic related, affree celebrating a high quality trim
>>70502046
I've got a theory that all the people who would be strong and good at weightlifting in places like Australia, America and Britain end up going into sports like Aussie rules, America football and rugby because there's more money and fame there than there ever is in weightlifting
>>70502166
why would i want to fuck a trap?
>>70502166
seems legit
>>70502203
Why are black people so obsessed with their hair?
ireland is literally going to become Appleâ„¢ - The Country
>>70502142
Vintage post. This isn't 2005 anymore lad. You can criticize islam. The president of the United states was elected on that tbqh.
freedom of speech is only about freedom to be anti-government
When you’re white, you don’t know what it’s like to be living in a ghetto. You don’t know what it’s like to be poor. You don’t know what it’s like to be hassled when you walk down the street or you get dragged out of a car
>>70502188
good post
affree
Hard as nails this lad
https://youtu.be/r9Gfy7KlutE?t=1m45s
>>70502087
thats what he's doing
>>70502090
what im saying from the start is getting beat up by someone for talking shit has nothing to do with freedom of speech. not that its defensible to beat someone up for talking shit.
>>70502203
oh yeah, grade 1 all over requires such skill.
>>70502229
because it looks like shit if they fuss over it like women
Tottenham 3-3 Wycome
Still going at White Hart Lane. Wycombe have given absolutely everything and Jamal Blackman keeps his side in this as he palms over Vincent Janssen's close-range header.
There can be no true free society if there is no virtue.
Only a society of the virtuous can be free, as they can control themselves.
A society of no virtues means nobody can control themselves- and the state has to step in, to enforce their own laws and control the populace.
>>70502226
I've said my piece Chrissy
is that nico bellic?
me
>>70502320
dove?
>>70502297
the name jamal blackman genuinely gets me every time
i feel like his name must be a /pol/ gimmick or something
>>70502297
Jamal Blackman crikey what a fucking name I thought you were memeing
im going to go buy a $5 pizza, a 99 cent two liter of some kinda pop, and then i'm going to come home and do absolutely nothing for the rest of the evening because i am a worthless pile of shit who will never amount to anything kissless virgin
>>70502235
serial cutting edge trendy innovators???
>>70502360
>pop
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamal_Blackman
>Jamal Blackman
howling
>>70502286
shut up blud
>>70502360
Wtf why is it so cheap in your fucking country
You make me sick guys. This general smells like old people and is as grim as a hospital. 'there can be no free society without virtuehjekdkdledbudu'.
It's like all you do is for your twisted sense of aesthetics and nothing has meaning anymore in brit's world. A post apocaleptic discussion board is how I would describe this charade of a general.
>>70502384
right because "fizzy drink" is sooo much classier
>>70502408
he's not lying, either
>>70502297
poor Blackman :(
>>70502425
FOY
>>70502408
isn't shit cheaper in eastern europe? how much would you have to pay for a pizza and a two liter?
>>70502424
Have you considered fucking off then you autistic cunt
>>70502238
Nothing wrong with a bit of authoritarianism lad.
>>70502408
America is third world
acquired 300 pages of the finest quality paper at 300gsm
also a packet of papermate inkjoy 100 1.0 M ultra smooth ink pens
>>70502450
I pay 30PLN for big pizza ($7.40) + 4.29PLN ($1.06) for 2 liter pepsi.
am a half black man
was walking to work yesterday and some old white woman was walking in front of me and she was proper speeding up and clutching her bag and looking back behind her making sure i wasn't directly behind her, she would move so that i was at an angle to her
then she stopped and pretended she was waiting to cross the road until i walked further ahead and then she started walking again
it's so weird, i'm a scrawny lad couldn't hurt a fly dunno what her problem was
>>70502457
Exactly what I will do right after this post is published.
>>70502516
that's not bad. granted your average wage is shite compared to the U.S. how much do you make a month?
england prevails
which of you keeps making the "/POL/ BTFO" threads? there are too many of them in the catalog
Imagine being a Wycombe fan and seeing a black lad that looks like your goalie so you walk up to him and say 'alright mate are you Jamal Blackman?'
>>70502517
you should've aggressively explained that to her
rule britannia
>>70502551
>>70502595
this desu
t. loyalist
where is Hayden?
Fixed the racecar again
Made it to Taco Bell and back so I'm calling it stable
http://www.strawpoll.me/12217208
http://www.strawpoll.me/12217208
http://www.strawpoll.me/12217208
http://www.strawpoll.me/12217208
poll of utmost importance
>>70502517
Should have nicked her bag to teach her a lesson for being racist
>>70502630
I can see the stanceshit tire stretching just from that angle
>>70502542
~$1k per month.
But my rent costs me 500$, why is Europe so fucked?
>>70502619
what's the consensus on the uk in america?
do yanks like us or not?
many clouds died
ban horseracing desu
je marche qu'avec le 13 blo heeeiinn
>>70502666
ye well that one is clearly chicano owned so no surprise there
>>70502670
$500 it's one bedroom 23 sq.m. apartment in an old soviet-style commieblock.
>>70502670
Capitalism.
>>70502673
All Yanks are members of the ra
>>70502673
most would say yes
even though most in the uk don't like america
>>70502673
from the americans I've met, they see us as a belittling parent
until they befriend us and then they see us as a loving dad
the people have spoken
hmmm
>>70502673
in the same way we like the Russians but without the lingering weariness
only got 11 (You)'s in this thread
>>70502714
bet you didn't have exorbitant rents under socialism
they were controlled by law to be dirt cheap in the GDR
fuck sake the cat broke the fucking telly
he tried to jump on top of a fucking flat screen tv and thought he could manage that
mongo
>>70502670
ah yeah rent is a killer. other than that it's not so different to the U.S.
assuming the 1k is after taxes. otherwise... eek...
>>70502673
It's so incredibly rare to meet a European foreigner. There's Mexicans, there's Chinks. But I've met literally 2 Brits in my life. The first one tapped me on the shoulder at a bar and said "ehm, are you in the queue mate?"
And the other one was an old lad who has been living in the U.S. since the 1980s.
So with that in mind. It's like spotting a rare pokemon. It's exotic. We're fascinated. Also the British accent sounds hot.
>>70502781
sell him off to pay for a new one
>>70502619
Encino Man is fucking Brendkino you pleb
Wow.. This Is Deep
Thoughts on this show?
>tfw I have bigger muscles than anyone on /brit/
>>70502831
>filthy normies: the series
>>70502810
you'd have to be gay to be aroused by this image
>>70502830
Don't understand the bottom left
Surgeons save kids not kill them
>>70502830
me in the top middle
>>70502831
>tfw no cassie gf and maxxie and chris friends
fuck the rest though
>>70502830
So what you're saying is that Ronnie McDonnie likes 'em with a bit of meat on their bones?
me on the left
>>70502831
it was shit
never understood the hype
Automotive industry by country
>>70502830
thailad top middle
>>70502951
v. good post
>there's really no point in living when something as basic as happiness is an alien emotion.
>>70502327
Me on right
>>70502830
how did they get the kids to stick on their backs like that?
glue?
>>70502830
Digging the middle guy's outfit desu very retro
>>70502926
anyone else feel sorry that nonces have to settle for asians?
>>70502831
was shit and anyone who liked it was a turbonormie
>>70502963
suicide is never the answer
t. normoid who thinks depression is when your grandma dies
>>70502983
They're obviously lying on the floor you dolt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSTIV8aOKao
did a performance
>>70502963
happiness is a state of mind
focus on the little things lad
things could always be worse
>>70503013
kek good post
how do i achieve this look?
>>70503037
looks like he has anuses on his paws
>>70503051
Leave the Amish
Fuck, I need to get to USA somehow. Don't want to pay so much % from salary for fucking food.
>>70503037
the fact that the only genuine response to how shitty life is for most people is "hey chocolate still tastes good" is only more depressing
T'preshn
>>70503051
looks like he'd be in a shoegaze band
reckon the 5 pound munch could make it as a full on tv show desu
bbc news reports tweets from randomers as facts
>>70503098
We're all gonna make it lad
how do i help a depressed person when they refuse to help themselves by going to the doctors, but still continue to constantly complain about how depressed they are?
at a loss at this point desu
>>70502944
why are we so shit at making cars?
>>70503170
Concepts are good, production is shit.
>>70503157
tough love. tell them to fuck off until they at least try to get better
>>70503051
Shame he's still alive.
>>70503223
for a few years anyway, has the death sentence
>>70502754
can i do it as well?
>>70502831
its just depressing, alienating even for a normie
>>70502944
canada's is huge for its size, what do they even make?
>>70503100
"heroin still tastes good"