ideal gf edition
>>70497348
looks a lot like my gf, just with different eye colour and a bit longer hair
First
the annual reminder of my lack of success nears
>>70497391
shame about their faces
Muhammed” received just 180 hours (22 days) of community service last year after he was prosecuted for attacking and brutally raping a 12 year old girl. Aged 18 at the time of his conviction, now the rapist’s friends and family are exacting revenge upon his victim, prolonging her trauma.
Now 13, ‘Ida’ has told local Swedish paper Sundsvalls Tidning about her most recent ordeal. Two brothers of the rapist go to her school, from which she has had to be withdrawn. Now five or six times she has been attacked by the men and their friends in public, at the local shops and around the neighbourhood.
The most serious attack took place on March 24th, when she was discovered at a bus stop by the brothers. One of them pushed her down, while the other punched her in the mouth. Upon seeing the mother of the boys approaching, Ida told the paper: “I thought she would stop them. But she kicked me”.
The young girl was admitted to hospital with a head injury and two loose teeth. The police have been notified, but in defiance of the report the girl has been told she will be beaten six more times.
Now she says “I dare not go outside”, because friends of her rapist will telephone the brothers if they see her in town.
Speaking to the local paper, the chief of local police has urged the girl to get in touch “as soon as something happens”. He also suggests “it’s good to keep a diary” of incidents should the events ever go to trial.
Ida had only turned 12 in the same month she was lured back to ‘Muhammed’s’ flat under false pretences for the first attack. When he had her alone, the man tore off her clothes and held his hand over her mouth while he raped her. A FriaTider report from the time states as he raped the young girl, he repeatedly told her “black dick is expensive”.
The attack left the girl “bleeding heavily” and with psychological problems. ‘
BASH
THE
FASH
lads
Went to sleep just before midnight and woke up at 8 today. Sleeping at a proper time is very weird.
>>70497348
looks like a generic boring lower middle class girl
>>70497448
hello Goldbergstein
>>70497391
neck yourself you putrid weeb
>>70497348
>>70497466
>>70497442
Serves white people right
>>70497460
Nothing wrong with being any of those things
turns out my observations are supported by wikipedia at least
>Parts of England are surprisingly dry, which is contrary to the stereotypical view—London receives just below 650 millimetres (25.6 in) per annum,[45] which is less than Rome, Sydney, or New York City. In East Anglia it typically rains on about 113 days per year.[46] Most of the south, south-east and East Anglia receive less than 700 millimetres (27.6 in) of rain per year.[35] The English counties of Essex, Cambridgeshire - as well as parts of North Yorkshire, the East Riding of Yorkshire, Suffolk and Norfolk - are amongst the driest in the UK, with an average annual rainfall of around 600 millimetres (23.6 in). This is due to a mild rainshadow effect, due to mountainous parts of the South West, Wales and Cumbria blocking the moist airflow across the country to the east. In some years rainfall totals in Essex and South Suffolk can be below 450 millimetres (17.7 in) (especially areas around Colchester, Clacton and Ipswich) - less than the average annual rainfall in Jerusalem, Beirut and even some semi-arid parts of the world.
doesnt surprise me, ive personally noted the unusual lack of rainfall in some parts of the country (and indeed in general)
>>70497466
there's a literal Goldbergwitz on /brit/
Average Northern house
>>70497537
cool af
>>70497525
>>70497502
fucking rancid gypsies
>>70497502
never give those street beggars anything t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZkI2p-6cdU
>tfw memes get you qts
what shall I bet on lads
Hi lads.
Ive been accepted to a British uni in Newcastle.
And i will be moving in the UK in Sept.
What should i expect from Newcastle?
>>70497510
is it me or has this winter been very dry?
and yeah I notice when I go to England it's much drier than Wales
>>70497608
EREDIVISIE FEYENOORD CHAMPIONNNNN WOOOO
>>70497608
Southend to win 2-0
Had to untag myself from all the photos of last night because I look like a disgrace in them
The new haircut lads. It makes me look 26 again.
>Southend United have sacked their head groundsman of 27 years because of a frozen pitch
kek
What makes 2D girls so superior to real ones lads?
>KLM rejected 7 passengers on its way to the USA since new ban
who /good cuck/ here
>>70497348
>ideal
>white
>>70497646
Grim
>>70497668
They're not real m8
>>70497611
pakis you should blend right in
>>70497608
The PL id the more predictable one, although there are some nice pivks to be made in thé Fa cup
never understood this bit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3igggNc8yU
>>70497646
you're only as old as the woman you feel ;)
(so you must feel about 11?)
>>70497613
also mild
doesnt seem to get cold during winter at least for the past couple of years
>>70497687
Case closed then.
>>70497646
looks like every north african ever
>>70497678
do they really think the normalisation of political violence will favour them
>>70497611
its northern, probably not the nicest place
newcastle uni itself is good though
>>70497646
You went way too short on the sides
>>70497707
True words. Although the gfs are 18-20 so I feel that.
don't talk to it
>>70497729
Northumbria actually.
wanna die
>>70497442
how much of a shithouse is the father?
I'd be on a fucking warpath if I was related to this girl
The new haircut lads.
>>70497742
Yeah the guy missunderstood me and thought I wanted à Kim Jonh but I like it tbqh. It makes the thinning hair on top look less thinning.
>>70497812
new heemcut
ah yes "women"
im a very big wanker
Gonna shit and shower lads
>>70497847
she means she was scared you fucking autist
>>70497802
you are the worst, most vile poster ever to come to /brit/
>>70497812
looking ripe for a good battering with that runtcut
stop posting at the shitcunt. whats wrong with you twats
does it get any better
>>70497873
>>70497897
rotter
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why do girls pretend to like The Smiths
>>70497847
They're evolugionarily designed to play with kids and take care of them all Day without gztting bored. So they need to have the same interests. It's actually very cute.
Now you are designed to Hunt animals and build stuff but you jerk off to chinese cartoon and talk about thé 'side with your little group of friends. That's more of an abomination tbqh.
keep it fucking local yeah lads?
local issues with NORMAL people
plan for the night
4pm: get a haircut
5pm: go the cinema an give T2 a cheeky watch
8pm: treat myself and order my favourite prozzie round
10pm: order a takeaway
11pm: smoke a joint and go for a comfy high night walk around the city
1am: meet up with #thelads at m8s house as most of them finish work at 11pm-12:30, get the tunes on, drink some bevs, snort some charlie, pass out eventually
>>70497930
Why is it hard to believe people like a very well known and popular band
>>70497938
>They're evolugionarily designed to play with kids
you talking about Algerians?
The new tank top allows me to capitalise on gainz from 3 years and look ripped without having to go to the gym. Between this and the new haircut, I'm going to acquire so many new Gfs this weeks. It's gonna be huge.
copped this at Waterstones
any good???
>>70497909
this is why i hate 14 yr olds
What are some bent things you've done?
>>70497909
doing a sick
Business idea: Also build walls around California, New York, and New Jersey. Then remove their right to vote.
>>70497971
christ youre some soft twat. would absolutely smash your lights out if you even tried talking to me, hate useless weak trivial little shits like you, fucking cunt
>>70497909
Nice post Herman :)
Wanted to post this on brit but accidently made a new thread.
>>70498063
can't decide if i like the sparkling in my mouth from this cadbury creation
>>70498066
your mother doggo style
>>70497477
>frenchniggers
>>70497812
runt
how 2 greet my hebephile boss when i start monday
>>70498091
id stamp on your head so hard that your receeding hairline would be pushed back even further you impotent little shite
>>70497348
just imagine how big is here forehead
>>70497971
post prozzie
>>70498151
accuse him of being a nonce
>>70498178
prozzie
/brit/ needs a RorkeBan
>>70498151
>alri m8
What's the general consensus on Indian-/brit/S as opposed to paki ones? My gay indian brit mate is a top lad tbqh. Speaks english like prince Charles or someshit, worked at Disney, voted brexit, is funny as hell and has done so many things professionnally despite being only 27.
>>70498206
Can we get rid of the regressive leftists as well?
>find a job
>break everything on ur working place
>leave and never come back
hehe, exploiters must suffer.
>>70498166
look at you trying to talk shit. would be funny if you werent such a fucking insect. pathetic twat. i know your type very well, just a little squeeze and youd shatter into pieces, fucks sakes youre a wretched prick now piss off
>>70498151
how the fuck do you know he's a hebephile
need pep exposed
>ywn be a charismatic black salesman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAo-DmzdvK0&app=desktop
Really love how lefties use accusations of supporting fascism to try to bully political opponents into adopting their views and they don't see the irony in that.
>>70498218
gay people of color are more talented than lazy brit runts
>>70498181
i don't think he cares
>>70498210
yeah i'll go with that
>>70498274
couple of soon-to-be coworkers (one being my mate) told me
>>70498281
>no Southend
mistake
>>70498281
just give me the tenner next time mate
>>70498263
does someone need a hug
Favourite Criminal?
>>70498282
lel
/brit/ is a radical centrist general
>>70498332
you
>>70498294
Word.
>>70498332
big fan of are Anders
GAS
THE
PAKIS
>>70498226
>regressive leftists
fuck off sargon
>>70498311
looked at it but wasn't feeling it desu sorry lad
you already cost me a fiver last time
>>70498312
no
>>70498332
Robin Hood
>>70497348
Decent body on her
>>70498353
I am not a crook!
>>70498349
piss off tony
>>70498377
Kill all Jews
>>70498310
and how do they know
>>70498310
>>70498151
what does that mean
>>70498282
why don't he work as a sex bull satisfying wives of the rich white men?
Going tesco to spend money on stuff which will make my hangover less awful
Recommendations?
>>70498386
kill yourself, socialist
>>70498416
your flag says otherwise
>>70498353
>>70498332
D. B. Cooper or H. H. Holmes
@315
oh look youre also a bent twat. does that surprise me, no, not even in the slightest. weak, pathetic, gay little fucker thinking hes a bossman, making me sick you ugly camp piece of shit
need a bf
>the state of the australian who spends his life here tbqh. Would pay around $100 just to look at the shape of his jaw.
Alri lads it was nice chatting. Will go have dinner and then go to the club. Take care.
>>70498475
>H. H. Holmes
Have you read Devil In The White City? Great read, chilled me to my sternum.
THINK YOU'RE A BIG MAN COZ YOU'VE GOT A BEARD
BULLETS WILL MAKE YOUR FACE FEEL WEIRD
>>70498444
why don't you try not drinking
>>70498412
would eat sushi off that belly
>>70498519
Bit late now, maybe next time
>>70498412
more tummies please
>>70498511
might get it off the 'seek
imagine big and strong british bender penetrating ur bumhole.
>>70498281
>all teams to score
>palace to win
absolutely screeching
>>70498332
http://pilotonline.com/news/local/crime/a-man-set-for-execution-and-the-unforgotten-murders-that/article_c400be9c-80dc-515c-847c-9e803cc9f073.html
These guys killed the family that owned my childhood toy store. Been all over the news with the execution stuff lately, think the whole city wants them to die.
>>70498563
both of these girls are ugly stop posting them
to: [email protected]
did your father never love you?
>>70498589
>execution stuff lately
explain
>>70498437
>>70498439
he basically told them he'd fuck a 14yo given the chance
from the sounds of it he's surprisingly open about these sorts of things
>>70498638
most men would
THINK YOU'RE A BIG BOY COZ YOU GO GYM
BULLETS WILL CAVE YOUR WHOLE FACE IN
lips are always dry and peeling lads
how do i fix this
>>70498456
>>70497417
d*mn
>>70498638
>>70498667
These tbf
alt-politics are objectively abnormie
normies and radikul zentrists!!1! fuck off
Why do certain people think the word 'ignorant' means 'rude'?
Saw this guy with a pram trying to get into a busy train carriage and no one was helping him with it so he made a huff and said 'you're all ignorant'
Heard others use it in this sense as well. Am I missing something?
>>70498586
It's 10/1
good value for mongy pep
>>70498684
It doesn't even matter anyway. Corbyn will never be prime minister
>>70497442
So she went to some guy's flat?
Sounds like a dick appointment, not rape
>>70498589
I often wish there was a hell just so certain people could rot in it
@7
not wasting my breath on you anymore. this is my last reply
i HATE you
>>70498716
yep my parents use it in this sense
its fucking annoying
What's a good way to alleviate wrist pain?
>>70498667
just surprised me he'd go around saying it at work
some interesting times ahead i think
Communism is good !!
>>70498716
You're ignorant of social ettiquete
>>70497938
>you jerk off to chinese cartoon and talk about thé 'side with your little group of friends.
I don't do that
fuck off paki
>>70498784
stop mincing about like a fookin fairy
absolutely need to start doing drugs again
literally what is the point of existing as a sober person who sometimes gets drunk on the weekends, fucking miserable existence
POOTTENHAM SHITTYFUCKWANKCUNTSPUR
me and my mate
could quite literally end Conor McGregor's career with one late tackle
>>70498630
They crippled a man in a robbery, then murdered a husband wife and 2 children with a hammer in a home invasion then lit the house on fire, then murdered one of their accomplices and her family, then stole a truck from the family they killed and got caught when SWAT kicked the door in to their hideout. So I know at least one of them is scheduled for execution and I hope the other one is too. Actually a pretty interesting drug fueled crime spree if you read about it, but yea they beat the kids heads in with a hammer and that definitely warrants a death sentence here.
>>70498753
2bh
>>70497938
>They're evolugionarily designed to play with kids and take care of them all Day without gztting bored. So they need to have the same interests.
bit sexist
>>70498840
ffs
Really causes contemplation
Stalin was a FRAUD and Marxism-Leninism is the REAL revisionist ideology
authoritarians fuck off
Eating chilli doritos and watching new always sunny
comfy af
>>70498893
>>70498894
This still happens?
kek
>>70498831
>who sometimes gets drunk on the weekends
somebody can't do even this
>>70498854
me and the doggo
>>70498893
what the fuck
>>70498893
>>70498894
adorable
>>70498893
>>70498894
>>70498906
Fuck off anarkiddie
>>70498873
What actually drives people to do stuff like this in todays world?
>>70498921
found the newfag
>>70498937
what happened to birna
>>70498630
actually, just read that he's already dead. They killed him on the 18th via lethal injection.
the meal, lads
>>70498823
Not enough olive oïl in your diet growing up, is your problem.
>>70498873
that's sad
looks like a great toy shop Tbh
>>70498815
I don't think that's the sense they mean it in
>>70498938
not an anarkiddie, i'm orthodox marxist
>>70498954
She was murdered. May she rest in peace
Pictured: the suspects
>>70498959
>>70498589
>black
hm brain cogs are whirring
>wordfilters STILL HERE
might write a letter to my MP
>>70499007
afghan?
>>70498982
tis
>>70498984
leftcom?
i love jews and muslims
I would do drugs but I have no fucking idea how to get them
How the FUCK are you supposed to contact a dealer? You can't just google 'drug dealers in my area'
How the fuck do normies so fucking easily get hold of information like this?
>>70498894
>city has one of the highest percentages
>city is the most successful part
hmmmmmmmm
>>70499013
Get the hacking crew together
Its time to stop gookmoot
>>70499064
i guess you could say that
>>70499078
its not even remotely hard you little flid
>>70499047
Greenlanders
Their ship was their ship was at the docks and they probably went out, kidnapped her up and brought her back into the ship. They had also been smuggling bricks of hash
>>70499078
strike up conversations with people who take them, ask them for sources
text them 'yo blud can u sort' and then give them the money for their shit
it aint hard
>>70498945
Sounds like some crackhead bullshit to me 2bh. Think he admitted to being on PCP when he killed the first family and burnt the house down.
>>70498978
It's still the best toy shop in town. They've got toys for adults too (not dildos, just cool stuff) so parents didn't mind going to have a look.
>>70499009
hmmmm
*whirs*
>>70499128
That sounds like some hardcore normie bollocks
>>70499078
go to your local chain pizza shop and ask the guy behind the counter, he'll know a guy
WTF
We could all learn a thing or two
>>70499198
SSSHHH
she's sleeping
>>70499078
same, u should have connections and suck dicks for drugs.
How's /GF2017/ coming along lads?
Wow, looks like the Northern Powerhouse wasn't a joke
This is central Manchester
wycombe penalty
the absolute STATE of shittenham poospur
>tfw homeboard's are /sci/ and /lit/
>>70499271
that's mogadishu mate
>>70499210
Here we, here we... here we fucking go!!!
>>70499271
Can we meme Sheev into becoming mayor?
Haha charade you are
>>70499271
shanghai is unironically starting to look like this
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24326626
done nothing all day but drink coffee and play far cry 4
pretty comfy
>somebody killed them with a hammer after cutting their throats didn't work
bit sad
>>70499198
Is that recent?
>>70499326
I bet this is a yank restaurant
Expensive restaurants there always pull tryhard gimmicks like that
its all collapsing for the rebels
israel on suicidewatch
>>70499359
racist
League Two Wycombe now lead 2-0 at White Hart Lane. Never mind upset of the round, this will be the biggest upset of the tournament so far if Wycombe can get the win.
>>70499359
>fleetwood 0-1 southend
raising my blood alcohol level
flatmate is either having a very intense wank or sex with his girlfriend
found one of my old pictures i took from when i went to aussieland
>>70499368
At least they were happy family
>>70499271
Africa 2000 years ago before the white man came
>>70499326
was waiting for the dragon to hatch 2bh
>>70499368
>Ricky Jovan Gray (March 9, 1977 – January 18, 2017) and his nephew Ray Joseph Dandridge (born January 24, 1977)
>nephew older than the uncle
ummmmmmmmmm
>>70499415
hello Goldstein
>>70497668
They aren't ugly
>>70499267
Bad news, The pregnant bird who worked at the local has left to go have her baby. Not sure If she's coming back or not.
>Victorian scientists kidnap 20 ethiopian infants (female)
>take them deep into the heart of the African wilderness and leave them there
>6 years later they return and find this
this is why the white man fears the black woman
Sometimes I hate happy normies too, I want to cut their throats.
>>70499157
>conversations are 'hardcore normie'
enjoy your no drugs then lol
I thought the algerian cunt had left almost an hour ago
but he's still here? brain in overdrive
fun fact: from late May to late July, there is no 'Night'
>>70499422
did try to tell you mate
>>70499496
don't acknowledge it
>>70499449
maybe they meant nigganephew like when Snoop Dogg says it
wish my throat was cut
MK council must be stopped
>>70499549
WTF
>>70499549
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
oi
wish my willy was cut
>>70499584
>>70499549
what is this? looks cool
>>70499368
niggers are literally a different species
>>70499587
don't you oi me m8
>>70499607
Milton Keynes
is strathclyde uni any good lads?
Finally, the genetic distance between Homo sapiens and Homo erectus is estimated as 0.170 (mean given as 0.19), about the same as the genetic distance between the Bantu Africans and the Eskimos, but the genetic distance between living Africans and Eurasians is 0.23 (Table 7-1, p. 45). Thus, Homo sapiens is more closely related to Homo erectus than Eurasians are to sub-Saharan Africans. Either erectus should be reclassified as Homo sapiens erectus or sub-Saharan Africans should be reclassified as Homo africanus.
>>70499607
Hengsha from Deus Ex:HR
going to win some money
>>70499652
good game
was Mankind Divided any good????
>>70499644
source
wish big and strong white man came and built me smth like this in Russia ^^
blood drippin on my margiela shoes
>>70499679
been meaning to play it, heard it was
>>70499679
no it was fucking shit
don't know how they managed it
>>70499679
It was alright but the story felt unfinished.
If you liked Human Revolution, Mankind Divided is more of it.
>>70499652
oh, I already googled the pic.
>>70498681
Use lip balm
Southerners keep Northerners poor and docile because we fear their unimaginable power more than anything on earth
>>70498681
Dad used to call me Chappy because of this
Also used to call me Timex when I got a watch for Christmas from mum.
>>70499644
Is interesting but would like a source
>>70499608
scientifically they are, in fact the differences between whites and blacks are far greater than between most species belonging to a same genus. but thats racist so science doesnt exist
>>70499780
dad sounds like a right melt
>>70499790
very nice
>>70499740
that just teaches your lips to be dependent on it
janny is fucking bedblocking
he is the cancer killing the nhs
>>70499792
Hard to classify as a different species when it is possible to interbreed
>>70499805
Reckon I had it coming costing him $600 a month in child support for 18 years + his time one night a week and every other weekend.
>15:53 <meoww> im trying to be a normie and it's just making me depressed
filtered
The person spamming is a redditflagger living in Cheshire
>>70499890
what about mules?
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/247757867032117248
>>70499792
""""scientifically""""
at most you could say they are comparable to different dog breeds, some breeds are smarter and look much different to others
but they are all dogs
I'm not edgy
edgy is me
>Trump attacking newspapers
is he anti-semitic?
>>70499936
WTF I hate Trump now
>>70499890
not sure whether youre trying to troll or not
species within the same genus can reproduce
>>70499932
Sterile
bought me some smoked paprika
smells nice 2bh
>>70499890
Many “species” can interbreed, but typically do not. For example, many species of birds, such as the pintail (Anas acuta) and the mallard (Anas platyrhynchos), can interbreed. The wolf (Canis lupus) and the dog (Canis lupus familiaris), the coyote (Canis latrans), and the common jackal (Canis aureus) have different species names (lupus, latrans, and aureus), yet they can all interbreed and produce fertile progeny.
Even the two species of orangutan (Pongo abellii from Sumatra and Pongo pygmaeus from Borneo) can interbreed (Angier, 1995), despite having different chromosome numbers, and so can the two species of chimpanzee, the common chimpanzee (Pan troglodytes) and the bonobo chimpanzee (Pan paniscus).
So the fact that all human races can interbreed to produce fertile progeny does not mean that they should be classified as a single species.
>>70499932
2 animals is not considered to be of the same species if their offspring are always sterile, such as mules
Ah yes a bunch of virgins on about breeding, very interesting.
A transgender Iraqi woman describes how her dreams were "shattered" when President Trump signed an executive order to limit immigration from seven Muslim countries.
>>70499986
>>70500004
interesting, didn't know all mules were sterile
thanks
Had this problem with my PC that resulted in it just blackscreening then restarting every couple of minutes or so.
Shit drove me up the wall for four fucking years.
>reinstall windows
bam. it works
mental
don't link to the new thread of the spambot will follow
>>70499890
here is a second generation lion-tiger hybrid
half lion and half tigon
finally managed to filter the massquoter
>>70499992
Kids are smoking paprika these days?
>>70500044
good keep that weird shite out of here
Loving how Trump is actually keeping his word on policy changes, already making shit happen, and it's driving the lefties to insanity. Absolutely loving every second of it.
rice and eggs tbhh
>>70500104
Filtered him ages ago
Probably just some underage melt
>>70499995
Thought that typically the progeny were sterile, although in the case of the dog and the wolf the two arent really very different-depending on the breed anyway
Although if dogs and wolves are classed differently due to evolution over 70,000-50,000 years then it makes sense to classify europeans and sub saharan africans as such
>>70500102
believe they're called Ligers m8
>>70500102
I thought they were typically sterile?
mmmm underage melt
>>70500142
Europe isn't even properly defined tbqh
humans always have and always will mix, get over it
me in the middle
>>70500102
thought those lion/tiger hybrids couldn't reproduce
>>70500163
a liger is a male lion + female tiger
that is a li-tigon which is half male lion + half tigon (male tiger + female lion)
>>70500048
apparently not all are
the romans version of once in a blue moon was about a fertile mule, and there are historical cases of it
>>70500193
Ddidnt think i would have to explain to you, the indo-european group-then onto specifically the germanic and celtic tribes
>>70500163
a liger is a male lion/female tiger mix
>>70500265
>indo-european
that's linguistic and cultural, not genetic
i love the queen!
i want to kiss queen liz on the lips!
cutest monarch!