/brit/

Blessed

>>70494920
>when you're innarave and someone hands you an evian
>turn around and it's ar liz

mud ting senpai

yeah I'm on a mad one
if I'm heading up to brum I holla safone

u lads reckon santandave posts here

>>70494919
good argument

>>70494967
Shes not oriental though.

plymouth is actually an alright place

you cant silence the truth

>>70494998
Ssshhh

*dabs*

you lads reckon people actually believe that white genocide thing

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>>70494986
prefer not to say

Healthiest source of milk?

>>70494993
i am

>>70495025
yer mums tits

Anime women are more pure than real women

>>70494920
How much longer does the Queen have left in her?

>>70495025
my cock

>>70495020
the goy will believe what I tell them to believe

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>>70495019
what did you mean by this

>>70495037
good post

>>70495039
well she ate a fair bit of longer, so it might be a while before it comes out yet

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>>70495023
he's so cute

>>70495019
kys yourself

>>70494961
Make me

>>70495054
is that ear wax?

I'm not gay at all but I wank to pornography involving men fucking one another.

>>70495033
funny but also true post

bet there are so many formula runts itt

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business idea: don't build major cities on fault lines

Next we need a Christian Ban and a White Male Ban

>>70495067
>tfw no samantha gf

>>70495072
Spudnigger

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>>70494967

would take home to meet parents

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>>70495105
rasheed

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The girl on the left ducked my dick and cucked the girl on the right

>2-0

FUCK my life

>>70495025
adults do not need milk

babies should get milk from their mothers tits

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5XJhS-UgcM

is this authentic british culture?

>>70495111
Trips means it's true.

A slag insisted I treat her like a lady.
How could I say no.

>>70495149
>adults do not need milk
Yeah but it's nice isn't it

>Liverpool

oh lawd

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can i post maps here

if dave became a bit more interesting musically he could genuinely go down as a legend the man is beyond talented

>livershittypoopoowankfuckcunt

Big bloody rock m8

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>I'm a royalist

>>70495177
If you can't handle her at her worst, you don't deserve her at her best

>>70495183

UNREAL

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>>70495211
Damn right I am

deleted my tinder after one day

>>70495216
alri Marilyn

butch asian women remind of communism

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screeching
shitskins BTFO

>>70495211
wana heem that smug wanker so much

America should probably give France back the Statue of Liberty at this point

>>70495254
>>70495253
>>70495239
>>70495232
>>70495216
>>70495178
>>70495177
>>70495137

ummmm


fuck off?????

Man said he didn't rate Wiley last night

Kmt nearly knocked him sparkout

>>70495254
Love that painting of the communist Chinese woman, you know the one?

>girl on tinder tells me she's had her fun and wants to try serious dating
mental the sort of things these gallies get away with

>>70495282
see >>70495137

>>70495263
if this is true and it's actually happening, trump is the best president ever

>>70495306
I know it.

I-it's still our y-year la

>>70495313
what a cunt. gives women a bad name

>>70495291
>sheffield bigger than birmingham

hmm don't think so sweetie x

>>70495334
Yeah it's good isn't it. Glad we could bond over this.

>>70495282
nah

Well done Drumpf you are only going to create MORE terrorists

sriracha on a roll and sausage is peng

Lads, itS my birthday today I am lonley and have been drinking since 10:30.

PLease ding me asong

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I don't believe it

>>70495330
hope he convinces may to ban the buggers too desu

thank fuck the klopp dickriding will end soon
the man is reddit personified
>b-buh muh charisma

Being gay should be illegal

>>70495291
You Brits really did a lot with very little didn't you. From a small Island to an empire. Truly a shame the French and German's had to exist and fucked it all up.

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Liverpoop

>>70495381
ima fix wolves

>>70495412
*throws you off a roof*

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Birmingham is the 9th biggest city in Europe

mental

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>>70495412

trump has kept a surprising number of promises so far

might become a US citizen to get away from malcuck leader of the labor lite party

>>70495381
I do. >We've been dreadfully shite for weeks and Klopp's too arrogant to change things.

Thanks for sending my ancestors to the big warm place.

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>liverpoo's only win in 2017 is 1-0 against plymouth argyle and it took them two hours to get that goal

>>70495438
>labor
foy

>>70495438
>MFW CNN thought this was a good title for a slam article

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/01/25/politics/donald-trump-this-is-happening/

>scousers already turning on klopp
o I am laffin

>>70495355

Sheffield 367.9 km2
Birmingham 267.77 km2

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TOTINO'S, TOTINO'S

>tfw no villa game today
boring saturday

Always on the lookout for women that look like real life anime.

>Klopp took this absolutely dire team to two cup finals and are currently still in the champions league spots
Literal football genius

>>70495505
only ever seen one and it's that anzu cunt

she doesn't even look that much like an anmie character either.

when a rich nigga want you

Klopp az to go he just isn't winner materiaal

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MPi1lV-LdU

That awkward moment Jay turns out to be a boring fart.

>>70494967
SOURCE

>>70495542
>materiaal
scousers do NOT speak dutch tyvm

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wish i had an eastern european whore gf tbph

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>need to do the washing up and take the bins out

arooooooo

>>70495582
>whore
sexist

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Lads

>>70495582
Pretty much won't settle for anything less.

a-at least we can focus on the league, right? right?

watching some degenerate yanks on my 600lb life desu

>>70495468

The article is so shamelessly biased, i can almost feel the writer's tears

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>>70495598
>be me
>be black
>be tall
>have a 4 inch dick

>>70495468
There isn't any plan for most of his executive orders. It doesn't signal anything but intention at this stage.

>>70495607
If Klopp loses this match, I fully expect the owners to consider sacking him, short tempered yanks and all that. He won't make a change like Conte did and >we'll just keep spiralling.

>>70495590
just got done standing in the kitchen smoking a fag with a look of disinterested contempt while my continental flatmates took out the bins and cleared up the place

>>70495639
>>be black
Sorry for your loss.

>>70495658
Example?

His executive order on the wall, TPP, Mexico City and federal hires were pretty well set out and easy to implement. I know he has signed quite a few though.

>>70495666
nice triples

>>70495039
her mother lived to what? 101?

not out of the question that the queen will live even longer

>>70495720
TPP was easy because it wasn't in place yet and it all revolves around america. if they walk, it ends.

we don't know how the wall will be constructed or funding. his projections are like billion under the experts. it will likely just be bolstering the existing fence and again the physical border isn't the main thing letting immigrants in

no one has any idea how his immigration plans will work.

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>tfw 23 and receding hair line

got a dicky tummy again

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tonight's plan of action

Only 5 years until the Queens platinum jubilee

>>70495846
she ded

>>70495178
yes, but it's not very good for you as an adult

had a magnificent poo. one of those ones you wonder how it came out of the arsehole without tearing something.

>>70495841
what is tot

fascinating pictures being posted itt

not attracted to british females

absolutely awful lot
find one that isnt a slag and/or cunt, oh wait, you cant thats impossible because they literally do not exist

>>70495907
alcohol

>>70495907
where you wank off your other straight male friend

>>70495544
yeah proper boring sod inne

>>70495841
aha Mazza's got it nailed, dazza and wozza are on their way OI OIIIIIII

Morning lads

went out last night and didn't feel the need to have a snout

>tfw finally breaking free of the nicotine jew

https://twitter.com/ROUNDTHEBEND__/status/825313180859695104

the missus was out last night

It's Deano's birthday today. Let him know that you're thinking about him!

>wake up
>awful photos of me uploaded to Facebook

Ah yes

Gotta go out in Peterborough tonight lads, nice knowing you all x

>>70496050
happy birthday mate hope you enjoy xx

GIVE ME HOPE JOANNA
HOPE JOANNA
BEFORE THE MORNIN COME

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>>70494920
haha all this pepe needs is a red hat and he looks just like queen liz haha

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>>70496071
>at work
>everyone looking at each others' facebook profiles at holiday photos and that
>get to mine
>qt starts laughing at my profile pic

MUMMY IS NOT REPLYING TO MY WHATSAPP MESSAGE REQUESTING A SAUSAGE SANDWICH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IF I HAVE TO GET OUT OF BED SHE'LL PAY FOR THIS

>>70496071
shan't be getting any sympathy
in fact, you can fuck off normbletron

>>70496071
iktf lad

>>70496128
send down a sternly worded letter via carrier pigeon before you do anything drastic

any of you melts got tattoos? bet there are some absolute shockers

shan't

>>70496128
i'll tell her you want to talk to her, she's a bit occupied right now haha

>There are already claims that Trump’s executive order banning immigration from some Muslim countries is preventing refugees and professionals from travelling into the US.

Thanks to the lad who recommended me to watch Demi chan, was rly interesting. Too bad there're only 3 episodes.

>>70496243
Have a bullseye on each of my testicles

>>70496128
im sausaging her sandwich as we speak

Told a petite woman I couldn't have sex with her because it might hurt her.
Felt good the next day had a muffin and coffee,

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>>70496243
planning to maybe get the lad on the left

>Firmino off
Is Klopp retarded?

>>70496265
Thats the point lmao

>>70496330
but he's funny and wacky and zany and swears in his press conferences!

>it's a football fan sitting in the boozer reckons he can do a better job than the manager episode

>>70496280
good post

>>70496128
I want a sausage sarnie.

>>70496265
Iran's Asghar Farhadi won't be let into the US to attend Oscar's. He's nominated for best foreign language film

>>70496386
howling

>>70496265
oh well, so banning Russians from entring US was absolutly normal.

what was klopp thinking bringing sturridge on that early?

>>>/sp/73917565

jej

>>70496422
>linking your own proxy post

embarrasing

Going to cut back on the ol' wanking

Once a day is way too much, better to do it once a week

>>70496407
Have no idea why anyone would to ban Russians they are adorable.

>>70496265
>professionals

yes all of those poor 'engineers' and 'doctors' that can't contribute

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>70496444
not my post

whoever this is I'm giving you a cross-board FOY for 'show'

>>>/tv/78866319

>its like two beer cans she told me.

if youre worried when your out and about if gays are checking out your butt, objectifying you, mentally fucking you in the ass and making you suck their dick, then take it from me, we are >:)

Why is the M4 so fucking dirty? Have to use my screen wipers every few minutes and my car looks like it's driven through 9/11 dust

>>70496447
We aren't black enough to whine about racism.

>>70496498
Airport grime

>>70496498
All the cars in London are dirty as fuck because of the pollution a few days ago

>>70496491
hot

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>I'm catching up on Humans, and I'm making my way through Seinfeld and The X-Files. Just waiting for Legion to start and The Americans to come back. Somewhat interest in The Expanse's second season and Girls' (Yea, I know) final season. I have a load of other shit to get through on Netflix, Amazon, and stuff I've got recorded.

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things are looking up lads

>The countries which have produced and supported the greatest number of anti-U.S. terrorists – Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Qatar, UAE – are excluded from the ban list because the tyrannical regimes that run those countries are close U.S. allies.

Ah yes, so-called """""""""""""Muslim Ban"""""""""""""""

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the gf

>>70496549
Wiping hipster with beard. My fetish

>>70496593
>wiping
is good, da

Think im going to try and become some sort of hippy.

lads what happened to the sheikh, i don't remember. is he on probation or in jail? all i remember is how funny it was when he got arrested.

>>70496573
yeah noticed this 2bh.

>banning iranians who literally dindu fuck all
>not bannin saudis after they literally flew planes into buildings

>>70496628
he got released because he claimed he was autistic

posts rarely

>>70496637
ah yes, (((saudis)))
really makes the ol cranium crinkle

>Me: Generic opener
>Her: What haha
>Me: Explain I was drunk
>Her Oh God haha
>Me: not the best way to start a conversation (laugh face)
>Her: Well no (laugh face(

WHAT DO I DO HELP lads

>>70496491

not me i'm ugly

>>70496628
How long ago was that?

The muslims in America are usually reddit western-tier or just billionaires

>>70496621
I hope u have a beard as well, this is important.

>>70496637
Iranian government is really anti-US, they boarded an american patrol boat and took the sailors hostage, i think they still have them

>>70496559
You know those likes mean absolutely nothing right

>>70496664
Oh fuck off you simpering tit

>>70496637
No foreigners from any of those countries included in the ban have killed anyone in a terrorist attack on US soil.

>>70496639
>claimed

well i doubt they needed much evidence. good riddance, he was (is) a cunt.

>>70496664
>>Me: Explain I was drunk

that is always a misfire

>>70496498
the salt shit they drop on the road causes that

>>70496664
fucking melt

>>70496667
must be getting on for a couple of years now

http://is2.4chan.org/lgbt/1485453041656.png

best mate sent me this

>be a terrorist from a banned country
>move house to a country not banned
>fly to the US

>>70496637
Iranians have commited terrorist attacks.

>>70496664
truly runtesque

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>hey, I'm here for the job interview

>>70496667
2014 i think

>>70496737

think you'd need a new passport as well mate

>>70496761
>convert to christianity
>now not banned

often make very gay posts to amuse myself and see how people react

im not gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blJldvAPwpQ
choon

>>70496737
or more realistically
>Be a terrorist from a country that isn't banned

>>70496732
go tickle his prostate with your pickle, mate

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>It was arrived at the end of the pursuit of "the most beautiful woman on top in the world." It is, sophisticated beautiful face and exquisite body owner JULIA was is, straddles the cock remains of pleasure, turning bounce tits up and down, to undulating the constriction ultra-fine to the left and right, was a figure like an angel. Thoroughly Julia is "on", this one in order to enjoy the best cowgirl continue to pretend the crazy a waist.

>>70496628
Jeesus, first Sheikh was jailed, then Poleaboo. Looks like American admins don't like you, Brits.

Much rather a wank than having sex with someone tbqh

Might do the ol sex now and then for curiosity sake

>>70496590
more

>>70496783
same except I am gay and want to rub it in people's faces

i splash on your bitch like the water

>be a terrorist
>freely fly to the US because statistically your country is not on the banned list

cadbury dairy milk marvellous creations are the best sweets

anyone who refutes this are yank twats

>>70496803
I actually just prefer to look at big anime tits on /e/

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>>70496683
nah they were let go rather quick desu they even drank tea with them
think a little while later butthurt americans took an iranian ship that drifted a little too far

>>70496807
>rub it in

that implies being gay is something to be proud of. you're just a bloke with a genetic abnormality that makes you enjoy shagging other men in the shit-pipe. you're not special.

>>70496803
Why not doing both? I have sex with my bf and I wank as well lel.

Always glad when public toilets charge 20p because they're much nicer

genuinely despise continental europeans

amazing to think there are actual girls who read our inane shitposting here

it is amazing how much the yanks can act like total mongs without anyone doing anything about it. guess that's the privilege of having a fuckton of nuclear weapons

previous presidents really didn't take advantage of that

fuck sake

how do you get a gf then?

>>70496865
ah ok, didnt they demand a ransom though?

Anyhow they dont get along at all, so i am not surprised at the ban

>>70496803
cant cum during sexual intercourse or indeed any sexual activity

actually lets simplify that: i cant cum when in the company of another person

it can be problematic

bf is cooking dinner, lads.
I'm awful at cooking.
I don't clean the house as well.

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united airlines now save you the hassle of getting a cab and sitting in airport traffic, they take you straight to the office

>>70496882
doing a wee or a poo is a human right . not a commodity

>>70496889
don't usually read your posts tbf

>>70496926
then do it in the street

>>70496889
sorry for that.

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Copped these

>>70496911
I don't really remember but I think some sanctions were lifted or maybe that wasn't related

>>70496628
Got convicted and time served

just started raining. i like it when it rains because it makes me feel justified spending the entire day inside. shame it hardly ever does

>>70496962
>hardly ever rains in the UK

hmmm yes

>>70496883
no you don't

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hmm

Apple products are getting worse and worse.

>>70496937
they made that illegal too as part of the privitisation of the toilet

i gladly do wees and poos in the woods

>>70496944
bit racist

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>>70496590
hmmm

>>70496985
what's going on here

i'm completley straight but i let benders from craigslist fuck my arsehole once in a while just to be sure i don't like it. i aslo wank exclusively to twink porn.

RIGHT mummy has still not answered my whatsapp I'm getting out of bed

Any got an Asus Chromebook flip and think it's decent?

Thinking about getting a Chromebook and it's the cheapest one that's got SSD and 4gb RAM plus the added benefit of being one of the few that can use the Google play store

Dunno if I should just spend 100 quid less to get some lenovo shit with eMMc, tn display, no touchscreen and 2gb ram

>>70496590
why would she need 2 photos? all she's done is cross her legs

>>70496980
their accents are really fucking annoying

>>70496975
in the midlands currently and i mean it
rains very rarely. this month it hasnt rained more than half a dozen times
assuming its the orographic effect from the welsh mountains

>>70497038
hmmm

>>70496985
trump's immigration plan includes removing migrants from inbound yank flights with the airforce reenacting the opening scene of the TDKR?

>>70497032
does she send you nudes

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>>70497011
NEED a katie gf

>>70497049
no zey are note

>>70497077
>>70497011
>>70496590

who's this then

>>70496985
f16 > f18 desu

You do hate arabs and consider them non-humans. But did you know that the word "algorythm" was made from the name of arabic mathematician al-Khwarismi.
Made you think, right?

>>70497056
dont care

>Saudi Arabia had the most to do with 9/11 yet isn't on the ban. Trump registered 8 companies in Saudi Arabia during campaign.

Really gets the old noggin cogs whirring

Got my willy out

>>70497022
russian plane being escorted out

>>70497136
WOIIIIIII

Going to attempt calmer posting and not piss too many people off.

Klopp's a retard.

>>70497110
Ahh yes yet another "Arab" whos actually a Persian

>>70497110

persians are not arab

Ayers Rock? Bloody big rock m8. In the desert.

>>70497136
wondered what that smell was

Does anyone except mums, dads and grans still use facebook?

>>70497113
id suspect quite a large area of the uk experiences similar due to orographic rainfall. in fact id go so far as to the say the belief that it rains frequently in england is completely flawed

>>70497196
asked this question the other day too and it turned out /brit/ is full of mums dads and gans

>ah yes when we want to steal someone's achievements we pretend they don't belong to the hated group
Westerners are super hypocrisy.

>>70497166
strewth

>>70497260
Pedojew

>>70497260
We invented everything.

its ok lads im here now

>>70497113
>>70497200
adding to that, this is by no means to deny its often cloudy, of course not. long periods of sunshine are very rare. but rainfall? and in particular long periods rainfall? equally rare

>>70495907
a small child

>>70497278
>ad hominem
ah yes, epitome of western hypocrisy.

>>70497278
fuck off yank

>>70497309
Fuck of slime ball

went downstairs to confront mummy, turns out she was having a nap on the sofa but after some heated negotiations she has began cooking a sausage sandwich for me (3 on toast ft red sauce)

>>70497073
yes

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>>70497290
>we

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ISsojpbwwc
remember this?

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>why yes, I'm a capitalist

ideal gf edition

>>70497348
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>>70497290
>we

what did you invent mate, you must be super rich why are you posting on 4chan

>>70497328
ill give you a heated sausage if you don't pipe down

>>70497342
Yes plural. We are a collective.

>>70497324
coastal regions the story is very different, rainfall is much more frequent there. nevertheless, i think youll find that even in those regions extended periods of rain are still uncommon

>>70497374
I'd like that very much x

>>70497372
Stop paying tax then.

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>>70494967

GIBE CUTE HOMELY GF NOW REEEE