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Be me
Come here

>Need to pay everytime I want to take a piss in public
>restaurants refuse to serve me tap water
>cold as fuck and houses dont have central heating
>need to pay over €100 for a monthly metro pass

Great country guys
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>>70489942
its worse here bro lol
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>>70489942

I think the first two things are good, though. It ensures that bathrooms will be cleaner and less likely to be a junkie/cottaging hotspot. And why would you wanna drink tap water at a restaurant?
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>>70490007
wont it just increase public urination?

german law must let people who cant afford to pee outside
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>>70489942
>WAHHH SOCIALISM IS BAD WAHHH

Shut the fuck up because your people are being taken care of
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>>70489942
>>Need to pay everytime I want to take a piss in public
>>need to pay over €100 for a monthly metro pass
TANSTAAFL

>>restaurants refuse to serve me tap water
Order mineral water instead. You don't go to a restaurant to count pennies, poorfag.

>>cold as fuck
Then go back to Africa where you come from.

>houses dont have central heating
Simply not true.
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>>70490146
>socialism is welfare
FUCKING TRIGGERED RN
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>>70489942
>restaurants refuse to serve me tap water

Is this true?
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>houses dont have central heating
W h a t .
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>>70490130

Public bathrooms are available all over San Fran and it doesn't stop the homeless from shitting in the subway stations.
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>>70492522
Tap water translates to pipe water in German and it's considered indecent to order it even though we have some of the best tap water in the world. Just order bottled spring water for a buck fifty instead.
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>>70489942
fuck off back to syria/turkey/africa
(sand)NIGGER
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>>70491936
>>70492534
Maybe he means these garbage American HVAC systems with air vents running through the entire house. Our heating is very much central, but it's a water circuit running to radiators in each room.
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>>70489942
Leave this shithole if you can get a job in another country.
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>>70490146
Americans have a really weird idea of what socialism is
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>>70489942
>no central heating

Kek

We don't have air conditioning though. It's just not worth it for the one week where it is really hot.
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>>70492563

>Paying for water

Holy shit, there are people that actually do this? Here a restaurant refusing to serve you free water would result in massive shit fit.
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>>70492638
And here you're a freeloading douchebag if you expect restaurants to serve you tap water for free. Either order spring water or an actual drink to begin with.
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>>70492666
>This

I think it's that weird Anglo culture where they freak out when they don't get what they want.

>Let me talk to with the manager please!
>You getting fired bro!

Disgusting.
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>>70492666
>And here you're a freeloading douchebag if you expect restaurants to serve you tap water for free

I really want to believe you are joking, but honestly I can't tell anymore these days. I don't always want a drink with my meal and it's an insult to be expected to pay for water. It's costs the restaurant next to nothing to serve you tap-water so why should you pay for it?
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>>70492638
>going to a restaurant to order water
Why the fuck would you do that? For fuck's sake, you're in Germany on vacation, why not have some beer?
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>>70492712
But you're not paying for tap water. You're paying for spring water. Tap water is simply not an option. If you don't want a drink with your meal, then don't have one.
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>>70492616
What if i told you that everything that need tax payers money is socialism?
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>>70492666
>be german
>be denied a basic human right
K E K
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>>70492666
It's water nigga...
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>>70492732
>Tap water is simply not an option

But why? That's the part I don't understand
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>>70492741
>all kinda of goverment is socialism
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>>70492730

How about because I feel like it
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>>70492732
>Tap water is simply not an option.
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>>70492766
Because restaurants want to make money. Also no one cares because we are not Anglo cry babies.
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>>70492766
Because it's pipe water. Why the fuck are you too cheap to spend a buck fifty on spring water when you're at a restaurant?
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>>70492766
Would you get free water in a fast food restaurant as well, like mc Donald's?
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>>70492817

>Why the fuck are you too cheap to spend a buck fifty on spring water

Becuase it's fucking water

>>70492826

Yes, I do it all the time here when if I'm thirsty and there is no drinking fountain nearby.
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Good job we didn't mention the breadsticks
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>>70492826
yes
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>>70492666
>literally refusing someone water
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>>70492817

Spring water is a scam designed to steal money from retards such as yourself.
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>>70492817
>mfw
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>>70492890
Wrong. Spring water is rich in minerals and can be ordered carbonated. Tap water is literally whatever they pull out of the ground. Granted ours is some of the best in the world, but it's still just filtered ground water.
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>>70492880
>>70492851
Kek

Just take water with you from your home. Also water is never really free as you have to pay for it at home. I also bet you have to tip so much that you could easily buy to bottles of water here.
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>>70492951
Can't wait for the day when I leave this retarded subhuman shithole.
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>>70492927

Good Goy
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>>70492817
Why are you too stingy to give someone a glass of water that costs nothing? They're in a restaurant buying your food, the least you can do is give them some water to quench their thirst
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>>70492951
>Also water is never really free as you have to pay for it at home

Have you never heard of a rain tank? I really wonder how stupid someone has to be to pay for something the literally FALLS FROM THE SKY.
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>>70492993
>water that costs nothing

It does though.
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>>70492927
>but it's still just filtered ground water.
As opposed to mineral water, which is filtered ground water with some of those filtered sediments added back into it.
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>>70492951
>I also bet you have to tip
I might tip my hat to the fine customer service.
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>>70493009
Actually spring water isn't filtered at all, it's this clean to begin with.
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>>70493005
>drinking rain

1.Full of dirt from the air
2.Almost no minerals
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>>70492951
You're not paying for water in your home, you're paying for the filtering, supply and disposal of it. No one's stopping you from collecting rain water or drilling a well unless I'm mistaken.
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>>70493069
>Full of dirt from the air
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>>70493069

>Full of dirt from the air
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>>70493093
It is so. Rain cleanses the air from particles. As the rain doesn't get filtered naturally or artificial.
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I lived in Germany for 6 months on the Erasmus program. Germans are the most annoying fucking nitpicking little shits on earth. Lend a German 2 Euros? He will ACTUALLY give it back to you 3 days later after you forgot all about it. Throw a beer or cola can in the rubbish bin? They fucking pick it out and go and trade in for 1 fucking cent or something. I don't understand Germany at all it's the richest country in Europe but they all act like they've never seen money before
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>>70492772
Precisely
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Germans are so dumb lmao
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>>70493008
That 150ml glass of water costs probably <0.01 cents

But yeah, to a German this is outrageously expensive so they will refuse to offer it complementarily to paying customers. Plus they'll make 500% profits on that ground water bottled and sold as mineral water
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>>70493157

Rain doesn't need to by filtered you fucking dunce
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fucking state of germans

disgusting

In a pub or resturant in the UK they have to serve you tap water if you ask for it and I have no idea why anyone would be such a cunt to deny it

freaks
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>>70490007
Haha no, bathrooms are as filthy as everywhere. Worst bathroom I saw was in Frankfurt main station where someone had literally taken a shit on the floor next to the toilet. It costs 1€ to use this bathroom.
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>>70493213
That's what you get for letting shitskins and towelheads in
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you can get tap water in Germany just have to ask, they can not refuse to serv you, but they will think you are some poorfag for sure
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>>70493200
Kek enjoy your dirty rain water then. Like I said it is not clean as it is full of particles e.g. coming from smog.
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>>70493158
Take care of the pence and the pounds will take care of themselves.
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>>70493248
why are germans such judgemental knobheads
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>>70493276
>dirty rain water

I was under the impression German cities were first world and didn't have filthy disgusting air. Guess I heard wrong
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>>70493276
australia life expectancy: 82.10 years
germany life expectancy 80.89 years
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>>70493244
Could've just as well been a junkie, of which there are a ton at Frankfurt main station.
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>be in any country that is not Germany
>bill is 23.50
>"make it 25"
>hand waiter 30
>waiter brings back 7,50 even though you specifically mentioned how much you want to pay with the tip

WHY CANT THEY LEARN
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>>70493323
Why don't you eat curry takeout with tap water at home if you're too fucking cheap for a restaurant?
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>>70493287
I wonder if I offered a German 100 euros to suck my dick instead of saving his bottles and cans and taking them back like a good little citizen he would do it. Efficiency and all at
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>>70493335
Some of the stations in sydney are just as bad. I've seen one guy release a literal river of shit right there on the platform because the toilet was locked.
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>>70493203
You're putting them out of business, those glasses of water at 1/1000 of a cent all add up!
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>>70493213
Frankfurt main station is where all the homeless junkies and crack whores reside. It's no surprise. It's also why everyone thinks Frankfurt is a filthy shithole, even though most other districs except for the Bahnhofsviertel are really safe and clean.
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>>70492732
>>70492817
>>70492851
>>70492890
>>70492927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0
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>>70493325
Also how do you collect your rain water? When it's first in your roof and then runs into your tank it's even worse.

Yes sorry we actually have industry here.
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>>70493412
Is that in the brochure?
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>>70493357
That doesn't add up like you think it does, lmao
>germans
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>>70489942
Fuck off you dumb sandnigger most of the people in Poland would like to HAVE YOUR ,,LOW STANDARDS''
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>>70493425
WA A
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>>70493362
invalid point
If you're at a resturant paying for a meal and you only fancy a water there is no reason you should pay for it

nothing to do with being cheap, your country is just evidently autistic but we all knew that
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>>70493495
Let me talk to your mana.. queen please. You're fired bro!
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>>70493495
why do european countries sell that fizzy water shite? every time i go over there i end up tasting that utter shit
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>>70493427
Ever heard of filters?
This is why you lost the war.
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>>70493539
state of you
yanks do this, not brits you fucking mong
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>>70493550
Maybe they think it'll fix your teeth
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>>70493551
Well you didn't say anything of filters. Also then you still have almost no minerals in your water. (You also have to pay for maintenance of the filter system)
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>>70493495
>why can't I have raw potatoes with my meal, I mean they're having them lying around for other potato dishes anyway, all they have to do is bring them over
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>>70493632
pathetic mentality
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>>70493632
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>>70493599
uk life expectancy: 81.50 years
australia life expectancy: 82.10 years
germany life expectancy 80.89 years
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>>70489942
>>Need to pay everytime I want to take a piss in public
Go to mcdonald's and wait for someone to go into the bathroom with the code on his bill or just go to movie theatre or something

>>restaurants refuse to serve me tap water
go to the bathroom and drink from the tap like an animal, which is what you are if you ask for tap water in a restaurant. maybe they can bring you a bowl for dogs, though

>>cold as fuck and houses dont have central heating
you don't need to heat the rooms, that you don't even spend much time in

>>need to pay over €100 for a monthly metro pass
take the bike, 30€/year in most cities
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>>70493723
>wait for someone to go into the bathroom with the code on his bill
Wait, what fucking shithole do you live in? Around here you can just march into the bathroom.
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>>70493599
>You also have to pay for maintenance of the filter system

A rainwater filter costs maybe ~30 euros.
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people who live in england, canada, australia and new zealand live longer than people in germany. why is this?
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>>70493807
Certainly ain't the tap water.
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>>70493675
I am quiet sure this has nothing to do with tap water.
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>>70493763
>still no minerals
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>>70493819
>>70493847
british tapwater is excellent quality everywhere in the country
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>>70493869

I hate to be the one to break this to you m8 but mineral water is a scam. The amount of trace minerals in water are insignificant at best. Realistically they will have absolutely no impact on your health when compared with the amount of minerals in what you actually eat.
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>>70493751
a lot of mcdonald's and other fastfood restaurants have this system in bigger cities or highly frequented areas to stop people from just going there to pee. But I also see a lot more of these public urinal thingie in cities now.
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>reeee i don't like here this country is shit it's different from my country

go back to whenever you came from
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>>70493925
you could walk into any mcdonalds or kfc in england take a piss and walk out if you wanted to but fucking nobody does it
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>>70493925
>to stop people from just going there to pee

Why is this a problem? Seems rude DESU
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>>70494008
>>70494060
they have gypsies
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>>70493332
Due to the methodology of how life expectancy is calculated you'd have to wait until the wwii kohorts and the immediate post-war kohorts which suffered from allied starvation policies have died off in order to get a realistic assessment of German life expectancy. So from ~2035 onwards, we'll have accurate numbers.
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>>70494060
Because someone has to clean it? Cleaning toilets at mcdonald's is already shitty enough. Don't need to clean the piss and shit of people who don't even buy anything there.
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>>70494078

I would think they are better than Abos
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>>70494060
Because with sanitary facilities use equals dirtiness, necessitating increased cleaning efforts. It may not make a difference if one out of a hundred people at McDonald's only goes there to pee, which is why most places still have unlocked bathrooms, but it can get really obnoxious in city centers or near sports facilities on match days when there are three hundred drunk football fans queuing for your urinals while only ten actually want to buy something.
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>>70494121

If you are nice to people and let them use your bathroom, maybe next time they'll buy something, or they might buy something when they are done. That is the business perspective here.

Supermarkets will even withdraw cash for you over EFTPOS free of charge without requiring you to buy anything here.
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>>70494114
What utter nonsense. Point me towards the causes of death in old age linked to malnutrition in youth which are more common in Germany than elsewhere in Europe. If you live 60 fucking years after the war ended chances are your death has nothing to do with it
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>>70494129
you would be wrong
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>>70494114
In terms of life expectancy, Australia is in the top 5 countries in the world.

If the rest of Europe is anything to go by, Germans will still be worse even by 2035.
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>>70494114
Sounds like bullshit. Increased industrial pollution in socialist East Germany may have something to do with it though.

Southwest German women living the shortest makes no sense though.
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>>70494235
Life expectancy is calculated by averaging the age at time of death of a cohort. The babies you killed in Dresden lower that number.
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>>70494291
Communism comes on top of that, but the war has more serious implications.
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>>70494386
By that logic, very few nations have an "accurate" life expectancy by current methodologies. Germany isn't an outlier, everyone suffered in WW2, so every nation's life expectancy is misrepresented as a result.
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Why don't Germans drink tap water?
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>>70494545

Not enough """minerals"""
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>>70494532
>Germany isn't an outlier, everyone suffered in WW2
Why are anglos so bad at math? Take a look at the numbers.
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>>70491936
>>70492563
>>70492666
>>70492701
>>70492732
>>70492805
>>70492817
>>70492826
>>70492927
>>70492951
>>70493069

Do you charge extra for the plate and cutlery as well because they aren't "required" and the business needs to buy them to use?
>go to german restaurant
>buy food and drink
>waiter brings out cooking pot with food
>tells me to put my hands out
>literally scoops the food into my hands
>ask where the dishes are
>sorry sir but they're a buck fifty more.
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>>70494545
We do at home.
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>>70494607
>Take a look at the numbers
>Total deaths
>Soviet Union - 27,000,000
>China - 20,000,000
>Germany - 7,400,000
>Poland - 6,000,000
>Dutch East Indies - 4,000,000
>Japan - 3,100,000
>British India - 2,600,000

In terms of deaths as a % of population, you lost 8.23%, most Soviet nations lost more than that.

So no, Germany's losses aren't special in terms of WW2.
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>>70494766
Slavs sure suck at war. Who best kill death ratio here?
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>>70494704
Actually you can ask for tap water but everyone will think that you are poor.
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>>70494704
>go to a German restaurant
>ask them to serve the food on my hand
>get offended when they refuse
>they insist
>price of dish washing is still included
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I don't know if half you people are trolling or retarded. You're out to spend money, stop being a cheap cunt.
It's €1,50 for a bottle of water
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Why did Germany want to gas the Jews so badly if their cultures are exactly the same?
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>need to pay over €100 for a monthly metro pass
what the fuck seriously?
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>>70495062
Usually includes access to the entire metro public transport network including buses, trams and subways. Also it's not like car ownership is any cheaper, and in the city driving and moreso parking fucking sucks.
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>>70495062
you have no idea lad, it's €387,50/month here for the same things he wrote >>70495172

https://www.ns.nl/producten/vrij-reizen/p/ov-vrij
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>>70494766
>In terms of deaths as a % of population, you lost 8.23%, most Soviet nations lost more than that.
The Soviet life expectancy was never in question in this thread, Nigel.
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>>70495242
>€387,50/month

29 eur/month here
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>>70494704
>Do you charge extra for the plate and cutlery as well because they aren't "required" and the business needs to buy them to use?
Since you pay for it, you gett all things necessary for it. As you don't want to pay for water, you don't get it. What's so hard to grasp?
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>>70495242
Why do you need to use public transport if you have so great cycling infrastructure?
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>>70495430
Your country is poor though.
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>>70490007
Most of the time I'd rather spend the calories on food than drinks.

>>70489942
Where in Germany are you? When I went to Germany restaurants had no issue giving me tap water when I asked for it.
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>>70492666
kek

KEK

K E K
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>>70493287
Penny wise, pound foolish. While you're collecting deposits on aluminum cans your government is dumping millions in Greece
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>>70489942
My house has central heating. You are either living in a ruin and totally poor, if you can't even pay for a water and toilet, or you have no idea how to look for an apartment.

>>70492522
If you ask for it, you usually get it. I never had a problem with this. Maybe he does it everytime. If you do it's considered like being a greedy faggot. If you go to a restaurant, you go there because you want to get something decent and not a burger and that you are willing to pay for it.
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>>70492563
>discard tap water that can easily be filtered and enjoyed in favor of water that's been filtered at a plant and placed in a non-degradable plastic bottle.

Jeez, and Euros blame us for ruining the planet.
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>>70489942
>go to Germany
>woman all screm "Fick mich! Fick mich!" during sex
>possibly the least attractive phrase on earth
>no fellow black bros to hang out with

Was not cool.
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