/cum/ Canada, United States and Mexico

>>70489782
finally Lannister vs Arryn

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first for hilldog

why can't we just send the feds to mexico to beat the shit out of the drug lords and install civic minded immigrants in power

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyg24ggx9TI

>>70489816
Who rattles the spoons?

guys im losing my healthcare
which fucking cuck democrat do i blame for this im pissed...

I want to get some food but I don't know what to get

I been shitpost...
oooOOOOOO yea i been shitpostin HARD all over the ssssss pLACE all OVBer it jjsjeees

See you in THREE TAGEN ME LADDDDDDS

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/architecture/

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>>70489841

the game is mine!

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>>70489782
Medieval 2 is the best desu

when should i try to sleep with her

3rd date coming up tomorrow

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Twitter is so fucking butthurt it could heat a whole city

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and now what would you do in this situation?

>>70489918
as long as he doesnt deport legal mexican cuties im alright with whatever

>>70489921
I would go to sleep

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>>70489876
Why are your troops so scary looking

>>70489921

kick her off

Im trying to sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3rDc7sL0Co
v. relevant tbhwyfams

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>>70489952
No idea .

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>>70489918
It gets better

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>>70489972
Post scary Russian medieval troops

>tfw all i have is a gf with no other friends or human interactions
>didnt even go to a physical school
is this a sad life

>>70489994

>having a gf

>>>/facebook/

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>constant headache won't go away

>>70490018
I have one too. Literally stopped posting here for a few hours because we were having sex. Now I'm going to sleep.

Mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkDllQVY7AY

>>70490033

you've tried ibuprofen/tylonel, right?

try drinking water or eating something, its worked for me before

or try going to bed sooner

>>70490061
I only have aspirin unfortunately. And it must be related to work, I don't usually get headaches any other time

>>70489981
i wish

>tfw i have a fetish for adults using pacifiers
i feel weird bros

ok got fallout 4

what should my character be

>>70490057
https://youtu.be/N7m86aMNjlQ
My mood

>>70490061
drink some wine

>>70490107
a slut

Why else would you play a Bethesda game?

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>Be working at a store filled with Banana decedents.
>Jefe says that we are "missing" 5k.
>Ask if 5k got stolen.

>Women responding with "I'm coming", if you call out their name for something.
>Call out for coworker (woman) when time to close.
>She is inside the restroom nearby with that same response.

>Consumers of less than ESL grade understanding of English read the card scanner with yes and no options for use of cards.
>Always watch them push the No button and seeing their surprised looks like they did something wrong.
>It's the same word.

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>>70490135

Wolfenstein TNO was pretty good

DOSBOX bethesda was great

>>70490119
Vibes.

Oh look at that, my flags aren't working again

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why are they such terrible posters? I would never have guessed such prior to browsing /int/

>>70490107
isn't your character pretty much the same no matter what in Fallout 4?

>>70490162
oh, now they are
RIP me

>>70490164

>he thinks foot"kraut" is actually german

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>>70490162
I got nujabes to soothe your soul
https://youtu.be/G2M4AgF4Xbc

>>70489921
Premarturely cum then cry until she leaves

>>70490107
There is no roleplaying in FO4.

>>70490202
You can't stay hard after cumming?

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>>70490218
Not anymore

>>70490214

what do you mean?

you can ____________ and find shaun

1. Be a woman
2. Be a raider
3. be an outlaw
4. be a mass murderer who always agrees to help

>>70490194
autism truly knows no bounds if I understand what you're implying

>>70490195
Metaphorical Music is still one of my GOATs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xZY8VJHqU4

i have a $20 bed bath and beyond giftcard
what do

>>70490242

no, I dont think its him

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wut do

>>70490280

pump everything into intelligence and perception and be the fedora of the wasteland

>>70490253
they have some neat stuff there
you could get a neat spoon or some keurig coffee cups, or seahawks lawn chair.
I mean you just gotta look, senpai, you'll find something

>>70490247
>tfw my friend loves nujabes and i cant get into it
is it because i hate jazz

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>>70490247
Shame he's gone
https://youtu.be/Z-tTmSY4m4M

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>I hate jazz

>>70490323
I dunno mang, to each their own.
I personally love jazz too, Herbie Hancock also GOAT imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbkqE4fpvdI

>>70489981
is she implying all muslims are non-whites?
what about white people who have converted to islam?

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>>70490323
I wouldn't really consider Nujabes jazz. Also there is some pretty chill jazz out there desu

>>70490323
>>70490408
and forgot link of something which would be more traditionally jazz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1X8CvYAK-E

>>70490422
>Dave Brubeck
My negro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHdU5sHigYQ

>>70490464
Remember the adult swim bumps during the night
https://youtu.be/ZiEnpvAnOzY

step back, ladies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNWDwOsQqlw

>>70490464
West coast jazz best jazz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6DbdY0aelA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtdRk8pXl7U

>>70489918
>the only significant invention by a muslim in the last 500 years is a buzzer that goes off if you fall asleep while praying
Makes me think

>>70490422
>>70490487
>>70490518
Would this be considered jazz
https://youtu.be/I4f2c4O8I1Y

I'm drunk buds.

People responsible for this:

The Jews > alcohol manufacturors > western civilization > leftists > my mom > my dad >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLDdmYpPPnk

>>70490484
Never really ever watched adult swim, didn't know they used to play this kinda stuff, but I'm feelin it

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>>70490574

>would bill evans be considered jazz

>tfw I won't be able to legally drink when I graduate college
why is it like this

>>70490606
I don't really know the different artists and types so that's why I was asking

Is the Quebec independence movement dead?

>>70490620
Because ur a fuckin nerd lmao

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>>70490654
get out of here arkansas

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Damn this really enlightened me

>>70490620
Same boat, fambalam

>>70490626
It's cool, Bill Evans is legendary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li01wfIhMfY

>>70490675
Nothing wrong with being a nerd bud

>>70490688
Oh cool, my flags aren't working again

>>70490697
you're only saying that because you're a nerd.

what is the best jazz and why is it dixieland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxP0cf1bpTM

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>>70490677
how about you try some real gamer fuel instead hippy scum

https://youtu.be/mhVWHDxdd-U

What's the best song ever this one

>>70490716
You need to delet this

>>70490713
Phoneposting?

>>70490741
>Nothing wrong with being a nerd bud
doesn't seem so true now

>>70490741
nah not tonight.
I've just been having problems all night with my flags not showing up

>>70490760
There's something wrong with being called a nerd

>>70490768
Sucks

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>>70490786

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https://youtu.be/4gJObxEhAV0

>>70490793

Why is /cum/ more active now than six hours ago?

>>70490818

theres only like 5 of us, and we like jazz

>>70490817

t. ACTUALLY a gay

>>70490818
much preferable to hang out with fellow real niggas

>>70490829
t. actually a gay man

>>70490818
Because I went to bed at 5

>>70490862
you freakin homo nerd

>>70490862

I am LITERALLY the most heterosexual person in /cum/

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It's official.

>>70490856
>Canada
>real niggas
???

>>70490829
>>70490856
>>70490862
I feel that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3L-gL4XmjM

>>70490920

>a love supreme
>not blues train

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjRbmtrDJI4

>>70490874
Thanks

>>70490880
That's not what this post says

>>70490883
http://www.strawpoll.me/12215204

should i buy a snow cone maker

>>70490949
only if you share with me

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>>70490905
We're all patriots now

>>70490940

that not what the whole post says, either

>>70491001
Go ahead, link to the archive again

>>70490945
I like anal and intelligent conversation.

>>70490402
>white people who have converted to Islam
Disgusting

>>70491020
*reaches into your pants*
0.o wat's this?

>>70491011

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/70404291/#70405907

>>70491020

REALLY makes me think

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>>70491047
lol

>>70491044
>not skype
lol

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Cuckolding is a completely normal and healthy "fetish". All porn is cuck porn, you are literally watching another man or woman fuck the man or woman you wish you were fucking.

>>70491083
trump is a cuck just like you and me

Absolutely LOVE boys desu

>>70491162

bit gay

>>70491186
Yeah

http://www.strawpoll.me/12215235

>>70491213
What's the point of this paper tiger bullshit?

>tfw my facial hair grows back really fast, but I look horrible with a beard

>>70491292
China is not a threat to the US in any way aside from nuclear holocaust.

>wearing 3 pairs of socks
>feet are still cold

thanks, Dahnald

>>70491314
They could block shipping through the SCS, but that fucks them more than it fucks us

>>70491325
Dahnald has a foot warm policy you're clearly not taking advantage of. We have the warmest feet. The best.

>>70491333
China is weak as fuck because their paper currency is based on US purchasing power. China is nothing.

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>>70491345
too rich for my blood

>>70491325

>found out I had a hole in my sock just an hour ago

such is life

gnite, nerds

>>70491356
>there's absolutely no way that China would be harmed if they blocked international shipping in their waters
Shill pls go

>people are giving money to Kevin O'Leary campaign thinking he's "Canadas Trump"
>he's pro immigration because it's cheap workers for business
>loves china
>doesn't like Trump
>anti-gun
>pro doing things to jew for the sake of jewing
at least he has to convince the party and MP's, not Canada

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Chyna is nothing. They are propped up by their weak currency. Not gonna happen under my administration. Believe me.

What does "beatin' on a ding dong" mean?

>>70491467
masturbate

>>70491416
chyyyyna

>>70490949
wafflemaker

buy maple syrup

>>70491503
>>70491499
I just heard this in fallout 4 where a fat black woman is singing about beating on a ding dong

So the song is about masturbating?

>Canadian virgin Janny bans me because he doesn't have QT GF to make WeChat calls with

Drunk as drunk on turpentine.

>>70490451
Why is it floating?

>>70491603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQTHiZKJ_gE
something like this?

Since it's an old song it could have had a different meaning back then. But these days "ding dong" means penis and "beating" when used like that means masturbating.

It could even be referring to a cow bell type instrument. Bells go "ding dong" and it sounds like there's a bell in that song.

ding dong
>noun
>1. the sound of a bell.
>2. any similar sound of repeated strokes.
> 3. Slang. ding-a-ling. (penis)

Business idea; invest the wall money into a minefield
Far more amusing results.

>>70491724
Hmm, it sounded a bit different, it was by big black woman "big maybell"

I think you're right though as it would be a bit much starting off a song talking about touching your own dick

Business idea: Read all yank posts in Sylvester the Cat's voice and all CHI posts in Speedy Gonzalez' voice

>>70491795
how is that a business idea

Who /drankturpentineinparadise/ here?

>>70491771
A lot of people did covers of popular songs in that era. I think Big Maybell covered a few, but I can't find her one for that song on youtube.

These days the song sounds very silly due to the slang use, but I'm pretty sure the slang word for Dong didn't exist back then or it wasn't wide spread enough to affect that song being written. Sexual jokes were more inappropriate once upon a time in English.

>>70491898
>Sexual jokes were more inappropriate once upon a time in English

True, I think songs with sexual references were usually banned in that time period

Thanks for elaborating

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>how is that a business idea

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excellent edition

Business idea: establish a committee to come up with business ideas

>>70491922
Glad to help. Since the song is from the 1950's I can't see something like that making it to record unless it was legitimately about bells.

>>70491747
it would likely be more effective actually

>>70491998
of course it would be, I'm not an entrepreneur for nothing

>>70492160
you're going to make it big, kid. I have a feeling

>Trump signs order banning Syrian refugees, blocking all entries from 7 majority-Muslim nations
can we borrow your President for a bit?

I need sleep

>>70492369
no you don't

Only around 250 bucks to take a train from Los Angeles to the northeast. Maybe I should just do it. (I'm white racist folk)

>>70492836
Where in LA do you live?

>>70492883
Santa Clarita

>>70492986
Technically it is LA because it is in the county but to anybody else that's not LA

>>70492986
and yeah you should definitely take the trip

>>70493014
It's LA county. I never said I was in LA proper just where my journey would begin.

It's 7:00 AM my /cum/

who let da toes out
suck
suck suck suck suck

>>70493123
It's actually 4:00 AM in areas with decent GDP.

It's 6 AM my buds

the united states of america

>>70493342
God Bless

>>70493342
SUCKS

the united states of Mexico

What do you guys think of this? It's me on the video. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KBZ2OwD4K8o

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>>70493160
good post

>>70493611
Very upset nigger culture has infiltrated white Europe.

i know this is normie shit but this is fucking hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1XHrq8gd_E

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fun posting

do you support israel or palestine or neither

>>70493808
America First

>>70493736
What about this https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JpkuAm-2wGU
It's me too

>>70493711
Do you appreciate a visible achilles tendon?

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>>70493865
don't think I ever actually thought about this but it's nice i guess

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new gerber baby with his mother. what a beautiful family

>>70494234
me on the right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Gz8b-Jt22M

>>70494178
dat smidge of nipple

Why are parcels simply left on the porch in America while America is one of the most violent and crime ridden countries in the world?
There must be a 90% chance of having your delivery stolen.

my mom gave me a scarf but i think scarfs are for faggots but my mommy gave it too me so i feel like i must wear it

>>70494637
you should

>tfw my eyes are always red and people always think i do drugs or im sick or i get no sleep
why god

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>>70494655
stop smoking weed

>>70494686
i hate weed smokers

kittens are kawaii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gD4y99kBv0

>>70494686
who is that they look familiar

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this is true anime

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TMhUZMmxDA

weird fish

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>>70495421
delet

One of the funniest videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y981k2pSfY8

>>70495489
can you go too fast on these or is it basically just brakes at your discretion

tfw feel when no bf(male)

*crashes into canada's alpine coaster*

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>>70495935

>>70489782

ORDERS KAISER

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>>70495818
these ones have the sled thing mounted on the rails so as long as you're not letting go and keep buckled up you're fine
there are some that are bobsleigh style and you might fly out of the track if you go too fast/are stupid (though they're usually designed in a way to prevent that)

they are great fund

>>70489782
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int

*uninvites denmark to birthday party*

John Hurt died buds

my therapist doesnt reply to my confirmation of appointments/calls/texts anymore
>tfw so awful your therapist doesnt even want to make appointments with you
just

>>70496191
dear john,
hope it didn't 'hurt' too much

regards

>>70496191
who?

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>>70496191
77 is a good age to go

*makes an even more cooler party and doesn't invite canada*

>>70496282
The guy from 1984 and the old cunt on Snowpiercer

>>70496294
reminds me of that one dashcam video of a russian blasting over a toddler and the first thing he does when he gets out is check if there is a scratch on his bumper

>>70496302
my mom's going to buy a DQ ice cream cake AND McDonalds for everyone

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>>70496352
>McDonalds

ya lost me there

>>70496463
>he doesn't want a 20 pack of mcnuggets
plebshit

>>70496537
something like 10 nuggets for 1.25 at bk, granted they're small

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMxsSj3EHIY

>>70496603
real classic

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>>70496603
>1.1 million views
>more than a few of those were dudes jacking off to the first 30 seconds

perverts won!

you think she ever gotten the D?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEPx0N_jAa8

what leads people to behave this way

guess it's about time for another pb&j

>>70496352
f-f-fuck you!
INVITE ME NOW

>>70496860
borderline personality disorder

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4DDhQ434Us

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>tfw I'm smarter than everyone else on /cum/

>>70497816
No, I am. I have a degree.

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I want American gf.

Made a vk account

>>70490620
Wow a child prodigy

>>70497816
bitch you still are a bitch though

>>70490620
>legally
Why are you so bureaucratic?

>>70497911
I want a Swedish gf

shouldnt mexico support immigration measures? dont they want people to stay there and generate tax income?

>>70498169
no, seeing as though most illegals from mexico are actually central americans.

>>70498169
I want to live in Mexico.

>>70498169
It costs them more in social benefits than they generate in taxes

>>70498169
When most of their "immigrants" are illegals from Central America who are passing through to seek refuge in the US, no

>>70498169
Mexicans who work in the US send a lot of money back to their families in Mexico, which those families then spend in Mexico, which helps their economy develop.

Mexico's largest fiscal asset is the money their migrant population sends back.

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Good morning!

>>70498356
Good morning Quebec

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>>70498356
Mornin

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>>70498367
>>70498391
How did you sleep?

>>70498432
Well, how did you sleep?

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>>70498432
Not too well

How did you fair?

tfw the girl you like hasnt texted back and you start to get nervous

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>>70498485
>>70498501
I slept okay.
I put my blanket in the drier before I went to bed so it was warmer.

>>70498539
Comfy

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>>70498539
hello quebec

>>70498521
Tfw no nervous beta's boipussy to smash

>>70498876
Pls live near me

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>>70498875
Hello, cleaning product!

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Me in the middle.

Absolutely love, LOVE penis buds

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>>70499053
That's homosexual!

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>>70499100
Yep!

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The top 17% of experts say the moon is made out of popcorn

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>>70499122
Ew.

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>>70499160
Nope!

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>>70499160
>Quebec doesn't find this yummy

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>>70499158
>eSports

>>70499206
>>70499194
I was taught being homosexual is wrong, and I still stand by that today.

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Pucker up /cum/ give your president a kiss

>>70499268
It's only wrong if you commit homosexual acts. Which I don't really have a choice in atm

E A sports

>>70499308
what if you are gay but get gay raped against your will

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morning /cum/

>>70499744
It is in the game

>>70489782
Is Machiavelli "The Prince" a hard read for someone that doesn't read lots of books?

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average canadian

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>>70500358
hello not-conway arkansas

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my neighbor states are pretty fucking gay. go figure. Does in the closet Mississippi still post?
>>70500387
Not really. I enjoyed it but there are some parts where you have to read it again because the main point is not as clear and it drags on. Best part I took from it was on how to be like the lion and the fox.

>>70500358
yes

hello

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>>70500465
im in conway too

i just dont use all the flags for the other conwaybro

>>70500358
Morning

decided on what to cook tomorrow but now that I wanted to go to the supermarket i kinda don't want to cook it anymore and am trying to find something else

>>70500495
good morning latvia

hows the baltic treating you

>>70500521
morning bud

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>>70500508
>tfw you're important enough to warrant a Picardia

>>70500552
How's it going?

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>>70500508
>>70500521
have you guys touched dicks yet?

>>70500552
still have a slight hangover from yesterday

wbu bby

una

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9AB6WJMla4

>>70500598
He's not gay :(

>>70500358
good morning. The air was really nice and fresh earlier

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i have one cigarette left, and I'm flat broke.

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>>70500629
this is not available en tu pais pa
despidete de tu cuenta rufian

>>70500679
Sell the cigarette, problem solved

>>70500569
i know, saw that shit and saved it
>conwaybro shitposts enough to to get someone to make the first meme about conway

going well bro, just started my days off

>>70500598
nah

im attracted to the crazier gender, fucking dudes would be a lot more convenient than dealing with women tho

>>70500619
doing well

i too am a little hung over

but i enjoyed finishing my beer off and that's what matters

>>70500676
morning

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>>70500715
>fucking dudes would be a lot more convenient
It isn't when you're too autistic to talk to qts

My photo session lasted like three fucking hours, I'm not helping my school anymore

>>70500715
>but i enjoyed finishing my beer off and that's what matters

ahhh

the finer things in life, i think ill go get one myself now

>>70500759
most gay dudes are pretty slutty anon

especially at college, everyone is looking to get laid

>>70500863
now im out

i need to get more today because you can't buy beer on sundays in arkansas, one of our only faults

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTUsSDcv0pQ

>>70500937
I don't want a slutty bf tho, he'll cheat on me

>one of our only faults
That and the fact that half the state is dry

>>70500937
>you can't buy beer on sundays

hmmmm smells like communism

>>70501003
smells like evangelicalism

>>70501003
>Pr*testants

Protestants more like cucktestants amirite

Memes aside who here is an actual loser?

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>tfw I need a cock in my mouth ASAP

Bonjour!

>https://twitter.com/netanyahu/status/825371795972825089
>Jews are pro globalism
>Bibi is pro wall
What did (((they))) mean by this

>>70501277
Israel Jews are literal nazis
American Jews are cuckmasters

>>70501277
Truly our greatest ally. The only man with the balls to stand up for Trump instead of tepidly saying he's okay enough to work with

>>70500937
I have been hit on by so many dudes. About half of them just straight up asked for sex. No presents or anything.

Makes me feel like a homophobe desu. Gay guys are just unpleasant human beings.

On second thought, I change my answer to blacked daughter. Gay son is no good.

>>70501403
>Gay guys are just unpleasant human beings.
yeah...

New
>>70501427
>>70501427
>>70501427

>Drink sugary soda
>Mouth feels funny, start feeling dizzy
what did I mean by this