Why are they so shit at war?

>>70489429
We were top-tier soldiers until the gunpowder was discovered

>>70489741
What does the gunpowder have to do with anything?

>>70489429
I'm shy

Well Arabs are shit at war so it makes sense for Italians to be terrible at it.

>>70490350
The british were not shit at war but you still lost to a bunch of birds

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>>70490350
oh wow le burn xd

>Germany has never won a war

>>70489429
>elite units was a "completely volunteer" unit from conscription.

>>70489741
Italy was one of the first nations to use Gunpowder
Rome were beaten by tree people tribals and forest druids.

>>70490627

dont forget some indomitable gauls

>>70489741
The Roman Empire was excellent at war until the Italians fucked it up.

That's rich coming from an expert war loser.

>>70490627
We couldn't compete with Asterix and Obelix

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>>70490659

I just made that joke

>>70489429
The east and west schism, that's why.

>>70490627
>>70490651
>>70490653
>>70490668

>it's yank hour already

good God make it stop

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>>70490667

>>70489429
They are not. They are the one nation in the world that has come to understand the war for what it is: a hassle that's only maybe good as adventure for younger people, although priority is not fighting or dying for a cause but returning alive (preferably with some loot).

>>70490807
coward

>>70490536
that´s not true

>>70490892
it's true tho

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>>70490914
WRONG

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Prussian_War

>>70490914
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Germany

>>70490838
thanks!

>>70490965
>Prussia

how low has Bayern fallen?

shame on you

they didn't put-a the meat-a-ball into the spaghettios

>>70490967
>not a single victory of unified Germany outside of a coalition or that wasn't against spear chuckers

lmoa

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>>70491031
try again, Luigi

>>70491077
>b-but we agreed to be Prussian lapdogs

oh alright then

>>70491075
daily reminder that Italy was the only country to be defeated by Africans during the colonial era

>>70489429
In the summer I go to dig the position of the 8 Italian army corps. There you can find something expensive to sell? are the Italians to pay for the medal, their dead granddad?

>>70491158
daily reminder that Ethiopian empire was the last African nation to be colonized for a reason and they were getting armed by russia, also we realized our error and still ripped their asses open so there is no shame in the first defeat.

>>70491225
dunno, I wouldn't.

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>mfw italian girls get mad I won't fuck them because they are non-white

>>70490490
>Lost to a bunch of birds
>Still kicked your ass in North Africa with little to no effort

If that's the case, we should send a handful of emus to Italy and watch Rome fall in a week

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>>70489429
They killed Mussolini they are better soldiers than you. Hitler need to do it himself.

>>70491300
>pasty babby
>fucking

kek'd

>>70490350
at least we lose with people

>>70491326
>WE won
>WE should

are you the mayor of Australia?

>>70491368
losing to Africans with some crap gear is worse then emus

>>70491374
>You are worse at fighting then us
>We lost to a bunch of birds

If your Italian brain can stop thinking about mamas spaghetti and the day you'll finally move out of your parents, you'll naturally realise that if you are worse at fighting than us, you'll get destroyed by large birds so many multitudes worse.

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They're funny little fellas

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>>70491077
>Only win they are more numerous

When our population is equal pic related happen

>>70491588
>wah wuuuuh sniffle sniffle spagoti mama

it's okay it's only natural to be ashamed of that, I mean, losign to FUCKING FLIGHTLESS BIRD, kek

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>>70491374
>the mayor of Australia

>>70491579
>with some crap gear
>>>reddit.com/r/badhistory
They had 100.000 rifles, courtesy of russia

>>70491676
via Calatafimi in Lussemburgo

>>70491579
say that to the brits

>>70489429
Because when you live in a country as nice as theirs, dying to please an allied shithole doesn't seem worth it. The world would be better if we were all Italians.

>>70491814
italy is gross man italians have been running away from it for centuries

>>70491612
>implying there was a unified Germany in 900

France
>steamrolled in 1870
>would lost without anglo help in WW1
>steamrolled in WW2

>During the Italian invasion of France, 9 French soldiers defended the Pont Saint Louis against 5000 Italians for 10 days - of which 700 Italians were killed or injured. Eventually an Armistice was agreed.

>>70491857
Your jelly because you don't have dolce vita.

>>70491911
>>would lost
have lost

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>>70491698

>>70489429
they were all too busy fucking your great grandmother to fight

>>70491911
You basically did what France did under Louis XIV until Napoleon. Only to lose at the end because of the eternal Anglo.
It's like trying to invade Russian in Winter when it's been...
Meh, I guess it's a trend over there. Carry on then.

Italians SINGLEHANDEDLY lost WW2 for the Axis.
Let that sink in for a moment.
Also countless other fuck ups through out history, as >>70491952 pointed out.
Italians truly are the worst ally

>muh kills
Are you all niggers or something? War is just an extension of politics, and the only mistake of Italy since the unification was to ally with a psychopath

>>70491814
Now this baguette gets it. Why die for (((germany))), why die for a strip of land, why go crawling among mud and blood when you can stay home and enjoy the sun, the sea breeze, genuine and healthy meals everyday, 3 days of work a week, mama's pastries, Giovanna's caresses under the shadow of a tree by the seaside...