/hell/enic - Ένας Τέλειος Κόσμος

>tfw cypriot who doesn't know greek

Words cannot describe my guilt and shame

>>70489100
lol why u speaking math

>>70489544
Cypriots aren't Greeks so we don't care. Much like the OP, Ikibey

>>70489544
You can learn with me.

hes a filthy albanian
>>70489566

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bad news from shitmany harmed the economy probably more than anything else
like in shitaly
shitmany should be nuked and all krauts should be hanged

>>70489645
sod off laz-shitstan

>>70489664
Leave my thread.

yo ikibey quick question, how do you say pork in turkish?

Ignore and report.

My life would be worse without yogurt, which is Greek.

>>70489815
that's turkish though, they just named it Greek so it could sell better, because no one would buy something that says turkish on it

>>70489980
Greeks had it before the turkics brought their rotten nomad food to Europe.
Leave my thread.

>>70490012
Turks are either way superior to Greeks

>>70490233
This is not a thread for international jokes, now leave.

>>70490233
προδότη γραιkύλε θα πεθάνεις

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>>70490233

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LH5Mm3IvWx8

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>>70490792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohr3kc6zotE

Εσύ είσαι τριαντάφυλλον

Και εγώ νερόν kαι χώμαν

Τη μύρâ σ’ πότε θα παίρω

Εkεί που μέν’τς σο δώμαν

./.

Θα στεφανούμε εσέν αρνί μ’

Σε έναν εβδομάδαν

Ολίγον να τρανήνωμε

Αγούτον την Ελλάδαν

./.

Ας παίρω ’σεν σ’ εγkάλιοπο μ’

Με αγάπη να βουkού ’σεν

Φιλώ kαι ξαν φιλώ αρνί μ’

Κ’ εσύ να παλαλούσε

./.

Θα στεφανούμε εσέν αρνί μ’

Σε έναν εβδομάδαν

Ολίγον να τρανήνωμε

Αγούτον την Ελλάδαν

./.

Καμίαν ’kι μαραίνετε

Σο γιάν σ’ το παληkάρ’ις

Εσύ είσαι τριαντάφυλλον

Κ’ εγώ ψή μ’ το στουλάρ’ ις

./.

Θα στεφανούμε εσέν αρνί μ’

Σε έναν εβδομάδαν

Ολίγον να τρανήνωμε

Αγούτον την Ελλάδαν

./.

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>>70490888
μια τέλια Ευρώπη

>>70490888
πολύ kαλό τραγούδι

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>>70490956
>>70490888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra-9d7NfMck

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>>70490956
Ένας Τέλειος Κόσμος

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>>70491016
ΣΩΣΘΑ

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>>70490996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IomxvOTf-So

0:42
1:18

>>70491037
>>70489100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QmaLDywQ4I

>>70491085
όταν αkούω το τραγούδι αυτό
ανατριχιάζω οργίζομαι
για εkδίkηση ορkίζομαι
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9835AnLaEiM

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>>70491152

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibqoA5v0sCw

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>>70491152
Θάνατος στους Τούρkους

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>>70491200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEL6H4aIeaE

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>>70491200

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KjDWMyS0Qo

>>70491200
μου αρέσει αυτό

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XByFxNFd0Yk

>>70490956
>τελια


αχοαχοαχχαοαοχοχα

>gulden dun iq

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>>70491685

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GAYREEKS btfo

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>>70491825
>>70491843
>>70491878

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvcsS47vzww

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>>70491973

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>>70491878
>>70491825
>>70491843
>>70491996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO_Nmr2TyfM

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>>70492011

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>>70491996

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43IB7b4p_kg

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>>70492064

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>>70492097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLtZE8wytwQ

>>70492097
Turkish history is full of evil.

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>>70492137

>>70492137
wrong it is not history its criminal record

Νιωθω μια αναγkη να ρωτήσω kάποιον "Σπάζεσαι;", αλλα δεν εχω kανεναν, οποτε

Σπάζεσαι;

>>70494248
aspazomai ton kapitalismo, doksasin teknon emou

>>70494840
>1. Δεν επιτρέπονται τα Greeklish (μόνο στο Chat), αλλά μόνο τα Ελληνιkά/Αγγλιkά.

>>70494928
it's ok I have a pass

Isn't it great, with greeklish no one can understand us or translate our text.

bremalakaikibeymalakagamimeneoeoe gamotintourkiasou

>>70494963
You must respect the rules for other Greeks.

>>70495146
Not very helpful in a board that was made for people who want to learn about other languages and cultures.

>>70495250
ta fuck are you talking about ikibey? I thought you was just trolling with all that Greek stuff, it's been a year and you can't even say hello how are you in Greek, even a monkey would be able to do that after this, and monkeys don't have no vocal chords.

celavie ikibey

>>70495310
to tell you the truth I feel for you, you probably had enough with all that turkroach stuff and decided to troll back, I admire your dedication

>>70495310
γεια σου
hello in Greek

Is it wrong if I want to learn greek because my γιαγια kαι πουπου came from Greece?

>>70495429
iki relax, I'm not judging you, I admire your work.
don't have to prove yourself to me

all those western Europeans and slavs falling for the I am a Greek, engaging into hours of conversation with you about Greece, it's fucking hilarious
bet it gives your life a purpose, we're good

>>70495501
You are Australian.

Brothers when will we take back gods sacred city, Philippopolis.

>*phone rings at highest volume setting*
>"ELLA"
>*proceeds to shout into his phone so everyone can hear*

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>>70495521
When I find a Greek girl I will make many children.
They will become like me and I will tell them to make many children.
They should repeat until the world is Greek.

>>70495669
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jvzWSbkrJX0

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>>70495669
I do this just to annoy germans.

>>70495555
And you are German

>>70495769
and I will be cheering for you right here on /int/

>>70495501
yeah dude go for it.
But keep in mind that outisde of the sentimental value Greek as a language wont be that useful to you.

I will learn Greek and move to Patras and have many children and plan to retake Constantinople.

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>>70495826
I do not associate with sub-humans.

>>70495836
While the European bastards will lose their women I will get my 5th child.

>>70495881
My mother speaks it as well and I have some family in greece. I'd like to find a use for it. Lots of Greeks in Melbourne.

>>70495938
FUCK YEAH! now we're talking! GREEK WORLD DOMINATION!

>>70495978
You guys had your time in the sun alright.

>>70495964
Got family in Sydney, pretty cool, they say Abbos are very backwards lol, they spend their money in getting drunk and stuff, in schools they teach abbo fairy tales, it's pretty funny.

>>70496011
and we shall have it again, it's bound to happen.

>>70496037
They do tell us abbo dream time stories. They're pretty spooky. Abbos arnt all bad. A lot are drunk and depressed though.

>>70495964
>My mother speaks it as well and I have some family in greece. I'd like to find a use for it. Lots of Greeks in Melbourne.
if thats the case then go for it man greek is a beautiful language.
Plus if your mother is fluent in greek she will help you learn them in no time at all

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>>70495978
Everything would be better.

>>70496111
Yeah, they were all like I'd rather have the teacher teach them something substantial not tales.

Also the outback is pretty rough I hear, Mad Max style rough.

>>70496156
you said it brother, praise the Lord

>>70495978
>>70496156
I don't want the whole world to be unable to flush toilet paper down the toilet

>>70496210
>shit on toilet
>flush
>use toiletpaper
>flush
needed 5 seconds to solve the problem

>>70496166
The north and west is completely depopulated. I've traveled around the entire country in a car as a kid.wildlife can be dangerous but the heat will kill you.

I also did a trip around Greece mid last year.

>>70496266
ah ikibey you probably haven't heard about our ancient sewage system
you can't flush paper, it blocks the pipes

>>70496318
I flushed the toilet paper
I heard a grinding noise every time I flushed so I thought it had some kind of poo toilet paper grinding system so I think it was okay.
if not, sorry if I caused any floods

>>70496271
Are you a bogan?

>>70496357
Not yet

>>70496385
There's couple Greek bogans , that were famouse skateboarders , saw them on a docu on netflix.
Tas Pappas, they said they were Bogans, pretty fucking wild dudes.

>>70496355
You probably killed a thousand Greeks with your shit.

>>70496318
As long as the bulgaria goes away I do not care.

>>70496548
trust me, when it gets clogged and you see your shit going upwards instead of being sucked in you'd hope you gave a shit

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>>70496600
I must solve the bulgar problem then.

>>70496690
yeah, always have one of those in the house, you see the pipes are connected , so if one tenant in the whole building plays with his shit you get all shitted

εμα τοιμοι χρησι αβγει χδδδ

>>70489100
is he really Greek or not?

>>70496841
He's a fugazzi, you know what a fugazzi is?

>>70496857
no

>>70496879
A fake
Not the real deal

>>70496879
thought fugazzi was Italian

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/ourguy/

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>>70496900

>>70496972

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>>70497107
Here you go
Now leave

>>70497140
This is my thread albanian.

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>>70497236
You're the Albanian

>>70497291
I am a Greek

>>70497302
No I am a Greek

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>>70497345
So am I

>>70497407
Nope

>>70497443
I love olives.
I eat them like popcorn.
I lick my fingers clean when a plate is empty.
They are very rare in shitmany because I do not buy the tasteless canned trash from Arab and Turkish stores and have to wait for some people who bring fresh ones from the Aegean.

>>70497658
That doesn't make you Greek

>>70497675
I am not a muslim.

I AM GREEK

>>70497658
Are "olives" a euphemism for testicles?

>>70497755
That doesn't make you a Greek

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>>70497792
This is a Mediterranean thread.

>>70497808
My family name is of ancient Greek origin.

>>70497880
Lazoglu isn't ancient Greek

>>70497974
Some Greeks have oglu names.

>>70498005
They are Turkish rapebabies
Like you, Georgian subhuman

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>>70498028
I am a Greek like you.
We are equal people unless you are the albanian. Then you are lower than me. Much lower.

>>70498092
I remember the good times when me and my Greek friends kicked Georgian asses like yours

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>>70498118
fake stories time?
I like germany.
ahahhaha

>>70498173
do you have any friends, looks like /int/ is your only company

>>70498173
real stories time:
I once beat the shit out of a Georgian, now he can't walk properly

>>70498193
Breh, yesterday he spent a good two hour talking to my botinger, can't believe I programmed his best friend. It's kinda funny.

>>70498193
view

>>70498228
I did the same with a Greek actually. But he was a retard like his wannabe hardcore bozkurt friends.

>>70498342
Oh so you're happy in beating up Greeks, huh?
Disgusting piece of Georgian shit
You will never be a Greek

>>70498279
Why do you always lie and post with that pass to create another person that doesn't exist?

>>70498400
it ain't a lie if you believe it, anyhow that's what I do for a living, I program stuff that make people happy.

>>70498373
He started it.
In my head, I said that he is a shame to my country Greece and I have to show him how to behave near me.

>>70498609
You are a schizophrenic Communist
He was a patriot and you attacked him for no reason

>>70498664
He brought shame upon Greece. I had to do that.

>>70498737
You brought shame upon Greece
Typical Georgian behaviour
Being disgusting niggers against the Greeks

>>70498768
He could not even speak Greek. All he had was a Greek name. And all his friends were retarded wannabe bozkurts.

>>70498817
How do you know?
You can't speak Greek either

>>70498853
I knew him very long because we visited the same schools.

>>70498908
Stop lying Ikibey

>>70498943
Send me 10.000€ and I will beat him up and let him tell in a video if my story is true or not.

>>70499035
How can I send it to you?

>>70498908
>>70499035

iki, if you had a best friend what would his name be?

Why did the greek general just die and now it's just this circle jerk loop with "I am Greek" german flag guy?

I want the greek general back, you guys

>>70499052
find an online gambling game where you can lose money to me

>>70499082
Why do you want it?

>>70499060
I can help you, but you must accept my help.

>>70499131
I recently came across a good book for learning attic greek, but I'm not sure how to proceed

Maybe you guys could help me out or something, but I can't find your general anymore

>>70499191
You could proceed by reading the book
And our generals are not around because Hiroshima Nagasaki b& a shitton of our ISPs

>>70499082
There was an isp ban, oh the german turk has been posting in over here he can be helped.
He posted his sad story on /tr/ and then went crazy. What can you do.

>>70499245
Help me and g00k will create a board just for Greece.

>>70499262
The Turks trolled you very hard.

>>70499293
help me

>>70499323
they are master trolls indeed

>>70499328
I can make you more like me. You must accept my help.

I help you, you help me.

>>70499082
it's quite impressive isn't it? some Greek calculate the captcha he has solved so far just to post I am a Greek and it's about 14,000

>>70497880
>This is a Mediterranean thread.
>he says from Germany
>to a Dalmatian whose family produces olive oil
top kek

>>70499579
I don't see you Slavs as Europeans.

>>70499621
I am Illyrian

>>70499245
>You could proceed by reading the book
The book is entirely written in attic greek, and it seems like there's a huge difference regarding pronunciation between modern greek and the old one, so when I said I wasn't sure about how to proceed I meant that I could actually learn it the wrong way since old greek and modern greek are not quite the same thing in the overall
Also, reading the book right away would be quite hard since I have no previous knowledge in the language, so I'm kinda lost in that task. I've downloaded the greek language pack on torrent but all the books seen like they follow the same patterns (entirely written in greek) or dumb-like books that just force you to repeat some random sentences that won't help you out in grammar at all

>>70499262
Will the ban be revoked anytime soon? How can you guys access the website then?

>>70499578
kek

>>70499651
>it seems like there's a huge difference regarding pronunciation between modern greek and the old one
Well that's wrong

>>70499651
I have a pass, I don't know if it was revoked, anyhow, I'm just fascinated with the guy, but then again I like to watch documentaries about mental patients, serial killers and stuff and he fits the profile of that.

>>70499649
As much as the Irish are Irish.

>>70499699
i am a friendly Greek.

>>70499764
dude, just the possibility of you going berserk and murdering someone and me having talked to you and looking at this 'dialogues' more like monologues of a crazy mind is pretty enticing , but that's just me, I think plenty of Greeks are irritated by you which perhaps was your goal all along.

I'm more like a journalist, I observe people.

>>70499852
My goal is this >>70489100

>>70499697
>Well that's wrong

I based that idea on this article I read a few days ago:
https://www.quora.com/How-different-is-the-Ancient-Greek-language-from-the-modern-Greek-language-Can-any-Greek-speaking-people-testify-if-they-understand-classical-Greek-of-Homer-et-al

Not sure whether they're talking bullshit or if that's the real deal though

>>70499699
> I'm just fascinated with the guy, but then again I like to watch documentaries about mental patients, serial killers and stuff and he fits the profile of that.
Lmao, now that you've mentioned that I'm starting to realize it really does fit the description, but he seems like a fine guy after all

>>70499852
KEK

>>70499983
will see, I'm getting a feeling you're gonna be around for a while, can't wait to see what your psychosis manifests into next

>>70500065
Pronounciation =/= Understanding
The pronounciation has slight differences at most

>>70500065
yeah, Ted Bundy, Ed Gene, Kemper, Gacy, Jeffrey Dahmer, they all had these psychosis, repeatedly indulging in them, in all of their interviews their goals and behavior made sense, it's great

>>70500214
>made sense
made sense in their mind I mean, they asked Dahmer why he ate his victims and he said that he wanted a part of them to stay with him forever.

>>70500143
Psychosis is an abnormal condition of the mind that involves a "loss of contact with reality".

I am a Greek realist.

>>70500278
You think you're Greek
That's completely unrealistic

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>>70500258
I do not want to eat humans.

>>70500303
why?

>>70500382
Because you're not Greek

>>70500428
why?

>>70500443
Because you weren't born in Greece
Your parents are not Greek
and you don't speak Greek

>>70500482
>Because you weren't born in Greece
>>70489100
>Your parents are not Greek
they are
>and you don't speak Greek
γεια σου

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>>70500519
Wrong

>>70500564
trolling

>>70500329
That was Dahmer's way to feel in power, it's just fascinating.

This is /g/'s psychopath that we're all eagerly waiting to go bananas.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29g4e-0WYKk

I keep track of them.

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do greek like England

>>70500613
Why do you wrote Greek with a small g but england with a big E?

>>70500519
Why don't you start making /IamGreek/ general threads for other nationalities too m8?

You're already popular on this website, maybe you could start messing up with the guys in /cum/ and /deutsch/ too

>>70500580
Sure
>>70500613
No

>>70500613
i do desu

>>70500670
I want to learn more about my country and find Greek friends.

>>70500725

I liek Greece desu <3

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>>70500585

>>70500764
Thanks for screwing us over countless of times <3

>>70500803

You're welcome lad. at least someone gives some gratitude once in a while.

Sam Hyde is up in 2.5 hours.

>>70503285
What have you done for Greece today?