>why yes I am a straight white male
>>70484232
>>70484249
>70484249
>>70484249
we're in here.
EMU'D
>>70484261
JANNY SHOW THIS MAN THE DOOR
do you reckon these tinder runts last thread would be the kind of dad to have a secret family and regularly use cocaine and visit prositutes?
they seem like hot messes
>>70484261
GET FUCKED THREAD SPLITTING CUNT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d2jtlypuBY
Might join the army and make something of myself
>>70484314
Wish I had before I became an irredeemable wasteman
imagine being in that room
shuttle blows up at 55s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP2pWLnbq7E
can't remember if I ate 6 jalapenos or only 5
>>70484314
know a bloke who is doing this
we're off to uni and he's just gonna be romping around the third world
bizarre.
>>70484341
good post
>>70484343
he's going to be a man while you continue to push adolescence as far as it can go
Thirty years ago, as the nation mourned the loss of seven astronauts on the space shuttle Challenger, Bob Ebeling was steeped in his own deep grief.
The night before the launch, Ebeling and four other engineers at NASA contractor Morton Thiokol had tried to stop the launch. Their managers and NASA overruled them.
That night, he told his wife, Darlene, "It's going to blow up."
When Challenger exploded 73 seconds after liftoff, Ebeling and his colleagues sat stunned in a conference room at Thiokol's headquarters outside Brigham City, Utah. They watched the spacecraft explode on a giant television screen and they knew exactly what had happened.
>>70484341
do you feel lucky? punk?
Got 150 grand saved up, maybe after 40 more years I'll be able to afford a studio apartment
>>70484367
would rather get pissed and have the summer/time of my life than crawl through the jungle to get water to a sandnigger
want a qt yank gf to cuddle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASZ4hNdB6Xg
>>70484314
>tfw was tew smart for army and saw through their lies
>>70484397
>sandn*gger
Edgy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZLgyu55Wgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZLgyu55Wgc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZLgyu55Wgc
>>70484401
fuck off
>>70484407
don't you have conscription over there
>>70484407
doesn't everyone in israel have to join the army
cant believe all our a-listers are brits. whoaaaaa they really control the world!!
must be funny being from what used to be such a powerful and relevant country and now they only get attention when their royal family gets married or everyone laughs at them during brexit
Angela White is peng af laddos
>>70484411
>>70484425
>>70484428
three abhorrent posts, three seperate yanks.
Why are yanks so unfunny?
>>70484440
>>70484443
told them i want to kms and they let me go
tool is the most patrician rock band of all time 2bh
Yanks please go to /deutsch/ where Germans belong.
>>70484493
Unironically agree with this
>>70484401
this video would be a lot better if she were actually qt
>>70484510
t. Xiaoping Wu Li
>>70484425
such a good video
>>70484521
wow mean AND gay
http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Heart-attack/Pages/Causes.aspx
>Stimulants such as cocaine, amphetamines (speed) and methamphetamines (crystal meth) can cause coronary arteries to narrow, restricting blood supply and triggering a heart attack.
>Heart attacks from the use of cocaine are one of the most common causes of sudden death in young people.
babestation
>>70484539
German tier joke.
animestation
wow...
>>70484564
>drugs are bad for you
woah who knew
>>70484521
she looks like one of the bogdanoffs
goodnight lads. so sleepy
cannot wait to wake up and eat my cereal!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4lnZr022M8
*mumbles something*
does anyone actually like leafs?
>>70484611
What'd you say? Speak up, boy.
>>70484615
yanks are mostly bad but some can be replyable tier
leaf posts are the equivalent to inaudible screeching
>>70484330
they took it very boringly
>>70484589
what cereal
>>70484578
fuck the patriarchy!
http://www.wnd.com/2017/01/womens-march-speakera-kidnapper-murderer/
*inaudible screeching*
Never lost a game of chess in my life
I'll put that autistic aussie in his place.
>>70484620
I SAID a̢͈͉̭̐̎ͪ̍͞y̠͋̓ͩͦ̒̇ͮ̕͢ỵ̴̢͈̟́͆ͫ̆ ͓̦͙ͫͬͫ̇̅́̐͛͢͝ͅc͉̼̘̰͊ͧ̋̾̓͊͌̇͒ḣ̡̪͈̼͇̀̂ͣ̍ḛ̡̠͈̦͖̰̤̤̃̽ͨ̀̌̉̎ͅc̣̬̝̻̱̮͖̝̿ͮ̌͌̂͑̐ͫk̴̺̰̥̺̼͕͋ͦ ̪̲̘̲̬̼̾͂ͭm̨͎̝̹ͧ̓͛̿ͬ́̆͜ẏ̝̠̹̤̝̗ͦ ̷͇̹͔͚̹̯̙̮̓ͦ̐d̦͎͐̋̀e̠̬̳̤̼͖͓̜̹͛͠ṽ̸̴͙͓͖̔ͣi̢̹̍̇̓ͫl̶͙͓̘̮̞̼̞͉ͯͨ͡ ̯͉͓̮̘̅͌ͣ̌͋͊ͧ͘g̴͍̻ͦ̆ͫ̕͜e̛̮͙̦̰͙̙̦ͧͧͭ͋ͦ̄̏̚t̛̙͎̆ͭ̓ͯͬ̀ͫ͜͢ ̧͎̜̱̠̞͇̘̎͐̇͌͊̔͡y̴̝͍͇̼̱͍̼ͩ̽ͮ͊̏̚ơ̶̻͔̬͓̙̰̫ͣͦ͑ͅǔ̲̺ͭ̄ͪ̊ ̧̮͎͈̓̂ͯͮf̷̡̰̩̳̣͋̏̌̔̒ͧ͞ű̖͚̹ͫc̶̦̱̹̗̞͕̖̼ͭͪͭͦ͊̿͛ͭk̶̝͍̝̹͙͕͐̅̓̎ͪ̚i̸̺̥̠͊͐͟n̡̟̖̞̭͍̖̜̰̆̇ͬ̂̾ͤ̽ģ̱̹̞̻̱͚̥̪̿͠ ̝̗̼̻̱͎̜̣̥͛̃͛͝ḻ̛͓͙͚͒̓̾͗ͫ̚͢͠ȅ̡̡̦̜̗̱̦̒͘ạ̧͈͂̽̿͘f͌̾ͮ̄͏͖ ̴͍ͨ͆̾̐̅͋̃̌͆́͞
>>70484564
just abuse LSD mate
no heart attacks here, just multiple splittings of the ego and attacks from demons of the repressed unconscious matrice
>>70484668
hahaha, good one dickhead
*screeches autistically*
>>70484645
jordan's strawberry country crisp, non-ironically the best british cereal in every category.
>>70484576
Business idea: channel where you can call your favourite anime girl for sex chat
>>70484685
Will be MURDERING you tonight Matt
>>70484668
Nice try
doing dmt soon lads
>>70484564
There's a term that druggies use for poor blood flow but I can't remember it
>>70484700
dad lives in leicestershire wanna hang out x
need an asmr gf
there's only one nutty buddy left
>>70484688
>not krave
might glass an arsestralian
I don't even mention the UK anywhere on my profile
Shall NOT be replying to this one
_ _ _ _ _ _?
>>70484700
going to have some shrooms meself
>>70484700
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>>70484725
horrible stuff, solid chocolate and cereal is tragic.
Cereal should be comfy and refreshing, not bitterly sweet.
>>70484717
m-maybe
what would we do?
I only bring this out at special times
Lads it's time to play the game, just need to make a username and in you go
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=204
>drank whole bottle of cough syrup
>looked in the mirror
>saw this
>>70484739
>dating apps
>even considering replying to anything lower than a 8
meowing at your life lad
>>70484700
what method
never had any luck with the meth pipe or the plastic bottle crap
>>70484783
using chakra and a bong
>>70484740
easter?
>>70484749
god dammit, fuck off joe rogan. we told you to stop posting in /brit/
changa i mean
>>70484771
What are you talking about mate she's an easy 9
sucking a fat cock
getting my fat cock sucked
watching some bender suck another bender's fat cock
>>70484812
you have algerianvision
Stroking my fat cock to Kiwi camwhores.
>>70484812
Yeah, 9 years old
HOW WILL I KNOW
stroking my fat cock to some canadians webcam that i hacked
need to update the list
LADS
somehow a /brit/ meme made it into this compilation video.
https://youtu.be/xTn0jLTT8uc#t=174
>>70484944
redpill me on insects as food
>>70484944
oh fuck. that's my desktop
>>70484944
you made this video didnt u cunt
>>70484944
>a compilation video with less than 1mil views
binned
>>70484944
what the fuck is that video
normies are fucking cancer
>>70484944
why were you watching Dank Memes YLYL Try Not To Laugh Compilation #90?
>>70484958
something about protein
>>70484960
>>70484980
>>70484981
no
>>70484982
yeah
>>70484988
f-for research
>>70484944
Those memes aren't very dank; bit dry if I'm being honest.
>>70484944
is this literally just someone archiving every webm posted on /wsg/?
working on a program that records my jobsearch for me
>>70484944
that video is the worst thing ive ever seen. its not normies who watch this, so who does?
I am an Alpha Male
>>70485017
something like that
>>70485025
C-Certainly not me.. haha
>>70485094
lad when will you give it up
what is having sex with a ladyboy like @thailad
called thailad a lefty cuck over skype and he absolutely lost it
It has been brought to my attention that someone in this general has been pretending to be me.
I'm still speaking to my solicitors, but expect swift action promptly.
got called a rotund behemoth in /brit/ about 2 days ago lads
>>70485100
lol
>>70485094
always like this post
>>70485112
bags of sand
>>70485115
will be billing you for the monitor I threw out the window
just had one of the best wanks of my life
>>70484930
Put me on there
>>70485043
omega here
>>70485148
tell us what happened lad
>>70484232
> White
> brown eyes
I have a yank coming to my place today.
wat do?
wh*tes arrested again last night, such a civlized race
>>70484492
aren't draft dodgers looked down upon and basically incapable of getting a gf (which is interesting because jews in america are fairly contemptuous of the military - odd double standard that)
>>70485177
literally me
>>70485179
dat inferiority complex tho
>>70485177
Offer him your ladyboy services.
thailad is sound as a pound, don't know why he gets so much shit here
>>70485179
radical concept for asians: viewing humans as individuals
It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.
They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.
Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.
It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.
It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.
70485196
70485207
do NOT reply to me, filthy wh*tes
>>70485196
>Shinawatra
this sounds like how a chinese person would try to pronounce "sinatra"
Being straight and white is pretty good! That's my opinion and I don't care who knows it!
>>70485206
get 'em Bruce
is the paki thailand poster the algerian. or is he someone else?
>>70485241
I think it's someone else but not entirely sure.
Also there's another lad from /brit/ arriving on Monday.
who went into the sea, saw a lobster or a shrimp, and went "yeah i'll eat that"
>not blue eyes
Wouldnt trust trust you neither
reminder that grey is the best eye colour and if you don't think it is you are blind
>>70484497
it all makes sense now..
balding manlet back to his old tricks
unfortunately have brown eyes
at least im 6'4 and in shape. would take height over eyes desu
thailad when's the last time you had a massive wank
>>70485206
>sound as a pound
cute expression, gonna start using it on /brit/ and possibly irl
>>70485291
those are blue
>>70485310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myyNCCCbByI
You can turn them blue
>>70485315
uh, maybe 4 or 5 days ago
>>70485316
>tfw influenced someone's life
>>70485330
are you colourblind
>>70485330
They're #5F6C75
doing an extendo nap
>>70485363
thailad is a cancerous normie
oi
odds i smoke a cig, dubs i don't
t. not a smoker but mate left a pack here
>>70485388
Is it my RGB colour analysis that's giving it away?
haitiANO
didnt you guys watch hwndu and the legendary threads? was bretty good
>>70485411
wew
>>70485411
wow meant to say evens. but thats pretty clear huh?
>>70485411
no smoking for you
>>70485381
THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST EVERYONE ALWAYS SAYS EMILY RUDD'S EYES ARE BLUE WHEN THEY'RE FUCKING GREY JESUS
>>70485291
disagree
my ex-gf had these amber, almost yellow eyes and my heart melts every time i see someone with that eye colour
god i miss her
>>70485411
>odd number
>but dubs
mixed signals. you should smoke a pole just to be safe.
>>70485450
did she dump you? why?
>Come again, you're unfamiliar with the posting habits of Thailad? Forgive me for seeming somewhat flustered, it's just I assumed everyone knew of the quality his posts contain. How exactly, pray tell, have his posts escaped your attention?
>>70485448
y-you're welcome
>tfw green eyes master race
don't hate us cause you ain't us
>>70485411
>gets odd dubs
what did he mean by this?
>>70485291
he literally has the same eyes as me
should i become a trap?
>>70485467
she left me for someone else
And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy for breaking her heart
really want a cig desu..
>>70485499
if its this then i wont
>>70485481
YES
E
S
PLEASE BE IN GOTHENBURG
>>70485486
sorry about that lad
have you been with a girl since?
i have blue eyes
thailad edit your general link algorithm so that it directs to the first thread in order of the catalog as opposed to number of posts
>>70485481
that's a trap?
>>70485518
nah m8, i'm an autist and that relationship was an anomalous spark of positivity in an otherwise dark and lonely life
>wh*tes version of history
muslims came to the UK and refused to intergrate
>what actually happened
Muslims came to the UK and were systematically oppressed, so instead of being second class citizens we made our own functional areas
>make thread two hours ago
>halfway through it stops getting replies
>all of your cunts have migrated here for some reason
What the fuck was wrong with my thread? It had a nice image, a patriotic bird by the flag and the poster wasn't a yank or JF.
Literally so upset over this.
>>70485523
or do it to most recent post. but yeah i deleted his bookmark
>>70485526
no she isn't don't believe the globalist lies
>>70485552
no one reply to this post
>>70485553
*gives your willy a squeeze*
>>70485555
same thing, that's how the catalog organizes them
>>70485523
It's by the larger number of the thread i.e the newest thread at the moment.
>>70485578
>the larger number of the thread
what did he mean by this
>>70485553
honestly didnt know. was wondering if all the brits were gone. a bit sad at the lack of brits desu
the gf
thoughts on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL998ajnjN4
do you guys even lift?
>>70485609
looks exactly like mine!
>>70485606
if
A > B
go to A
else
go to B
>>70485618
no, i do pushups and casual calisthenics instead
>>70485618
yeah mate on a cut though. did ss for a while and just looked bigger but was still skinnyfat.
have been doing a PPL while on a cut and am looking lean finally. will feel good to not have love handles
>>70485617
edgy grimdark redditor music made by some normie cunt who saw taxi driver playing while passing by a tv shop and thought that's what depression and loneliness is
>>70485546
make a tinder if you arent horrible looking
>>70485643
hey
taxi driver is a decent movie
just took this vid of me and the gf
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1485129123645.webm
>>70485663
never said that, taxi driver is an excellent movie.
>>70485677
alri, my bad
>>70485637
aren't you supposed to cut in summer? isn't it winter right now in your meme hemisphere?
>taxi driver is an excellent movie
>>70485655
this desu. i have no social life, obviously since im posting right now.
but Ive had a few fwbs from tinder. it gives me stuff to do on weekends. not just the sex part, but nice having a girl that wants to go to a bar or out to eat and stuff on weekends
tinder gets rid of the hard part, if they already have matched you and want to go on a date, that means they are definitely attracted to you and open to the idea of fooling around.
>>70485655
nah i hate to be melodramatic but no normie girl from tinder is ever going to replace her, and i'd rather be alone
http://pastebin.com/eSBvcs3R
thread finder sauce if anyone wants to host their own.
>>70485677
hello r.eddit
>>70485722
what is this, i havent been paying attention
>>70485737
http://thailad.zz.mu/brit
>>70485722
what is this? don't hack me
>>70485720
random hookups help bandage the pain for a bit in my experience. it at least gives you some memories that aren't only her
no such thing as grey eyes. same shit as people who say "my eyes change from green to blue" no, you walk into a yellow room and your eyes look green, the amount of pigmentation in them doesn't change fuckhead
>>70485720
you tell yourself that but you cannot move on until youve put your willy in another girl
she doesnt has to be as good and you dont have to get as invested but you need to forget about a girl that doesnt care about you
>>70485713
shant
https://twitter.com/Eggkin/status/824881411119210496
>sets up art installation about preventing division
>attracts most extreme elements of the left and right
>broadcasts the biggest divisions in the country across social media
Shia Labeouf is a genius.
>>70485749
looks like virus
>>70485722
I don't know this language
why did trump do this then? does he really want to be a close ally and friend of the UK?
>>70485764
I literally just posted source
>>70485768
php is well worth learning and not difficult.
>>70485472
i dont hate green eyes you silly faggot, mostly noone hates you
t. Broud pure blue
me
>>70485788
mummy may is soaking
myself
>>70485788
He loves the UK and has said so on many occasions, also he's half Brit himself.
aka. our guy, so after brexit anyone against him in the UK is a retard, he literally wants to help us.
>t. Broud pure poo
what did he mean by this
watched office space last night, already forgotten how it ended
bet I have the best hip to waist ratio out of here
>>70485825
>>70485758
shant
>>70485838
Brilliant
>>70485825
Woah you gotta think GLOBAL dude like not just about what's best for you
>watch youtube video
>person has a new zealand accent
lads I just got elected emperor in EU4, but i don't understand the purpose of demanding unlawful territory from wars between two members
Done the cig anyway lads. ignored the dubs
>>70485879
never happened to me before
>>70485879
dont even know what a new zealand accent sounds like
>>70485888
well prepare to have your cherry popped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP4OchDlLHE
>Brown eyes
> Human
How does it feel to be underclass shit that should be bruned alive
>>70485886
queermo
>>70485879
>tfw you'll never have fush n' chups with a Kiwi
>>70485879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHme_CcNpr4
>>70485886
how fucking old are you that you think smoknig a fucking fag is worth taking a picture jesu sfuckign christ
>>70485885
To increase your power, maintain order, protect small states, and keep others from growing big enough to challenge you
>a race cant be space faring and violent too
fucking sick and tired of this meme
>>70485903
bit rude
>>70485914
hate cunts who do this, so fucking obnoxious
>>70485914
>white people
LOL
>>70485934
100% of races in space have violent histories
>>70485918
no need to bully mate. people post pics of their desk. figured no big deal in posting a pic of me enjoying a ciggy
Never understood the aggressiveness on this website
>>70485948
the lad filming is definitely a maori, dumb hatian
REAL NORMIE HOURS
IN
>attractive people
>sex havers
>social butterflies
>girls
OUT
>spastics
>virgins
>autists
>>70485958
>dumb hatian
what
>>70485956
sorry lad but when you're 27 years old and smoked at least 15-20 fags every single day for like 12 years it just seems bizarre
>>70485903
bad
>>70485986
>i-ive been found out d-delete this!!!!!!!!!!
poo man btfo
>>70485986
fuck off haitian
>>70485944
Not really, those peoples cant be trusted. Just burn em all. t. 90% blue eyed nation
>>70486005
>>70486012
im not haitiano
haitiANO
>>70486016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
Haitians OUT
>>70486016
>t. 90% blue eyed nation
"thank you sweden"
genuinely, legitimately developing a machine learning algorithm to find thailad right now
>>70485987
Bizarre like you being 27 and posting this on 4chan right now?
No one posts anything thats normal here. I wasnt bragging about smoking a cig, just like people arent bragging when they are talking about wanking, pooing, drinking, doing coke, or antyhing else.
lighten up
why do fins hate swedes
At the gyme
mongoliANO
taking a shit lads
>>70486053
I already found him months ago
>>70486064
whats a gyme
Should I try go running?
>>70486065
>>70486064
How old are you that you need to tell people about this?
im 42 and have done these things for years
>>70486099
welsh word for gay bar
>>70485987
>smoked at least 15-20 fags every single day for like 12 years
enjoy dying in your 40s
>>70486117
you've done a mongoliano for years?
>>70486112
how tall are you?
>>70486117
t. Ciggie butt blasted yank
>>70486160
6'2 1/2"
>>70486165
Never smoked a Cig in my life.
imagine being 42 years old and visiting 4chan
>>70486181
Me in 20 years
please watch this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
>>70486137
think how many people smoke and how many die in their 40s you utter fool
one of my favourite pics
>>70486169
>adding the 1/2
you are pushing 5'10 at most
>>70486212
Get your filthy disgusting habit out of my /brit/
just thought about what would happen if Canada and Australia were fused
Medniggers > Snowscum
>>70486224
ask something only someone that height would know
>>70486049
What if say Blue eyes camed from Finnics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-yIOy5LaoU
dont really like these short videos lads
>>70486246
Unironicly would be a superpower
>>70486256
t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkaX6tyq9pI
wankstralia
sad cunts
niggerstralia lmao
>>70486256
what if finland is only civilised because of sweden
(which is a fact btw)
should I go out running, it's 07:15
>>70486282
ya mums cunt
>>70486308
have you not slept? :O
>>70486308
day denbts
>>70486282
your mums arsehole
>>70486278
Shart
March is coming soon guys, you gonna spam again this year?
i am greek
king krule
>>70486324
you way up north, sami man
>>70486308
post arsehole
>>70486313
just woke up, drinking a cup of coffee
>>70486318
c'mon manlet, be useful
>>70486338
fucking reatard xDD
>>70486324
>sweden
>90% blue-green
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURR
>>70486355
you are a sami, mr mammi.
sick of these tiny showers, just want it to piss down for a good 3 or 4 days straight
>>70486367
GOOD rhime
>>70486367
LOL
OK! I'll go out running, I got this! I can do it!
I'll just load my iphone with some 80s music and I'm ready.
I'm doing this!
>>70486391
>greeks
>iphone
shant
>>70486367
Much as you are my personal whore
>>70486391
ah so you can afford to buy an iphone but you can't afford to pay denbts
>>70486407
also have a cool 4chan pass
Howling at people who were mad refugees had iPhones
my concubines are looking nice today
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1484546759355.webm
>>70484249
we're all in here
>>70486462
in sweden we gave out new phones to refugees
>>70486307
What is Russia?
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