/sino/ 中文

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I wish for everyone to have a hanfu-wearing, high iq weiqi-playing, dragonboat-rowing, tea-drinking, ancestor-respecting, buddha-worshipping, tai-chi-practicing, baozi-eating, lunar-celebrating, caligraphy-writing, lantern-lighting, feet-binding, pipa-playing, pingpong-smashing, PLA-serving, chinglish-speaking, bubbletea-slurping, Japan-hating, hongbao-giving, fortune cookie-cracking, firecracker-lighting gf!

恭喜发财 身体健康!

心想事成
万事如意
风调雨顺
国泰民安

春节快快乐乐!你们今天做什么?

啊?你们在哪里?

>>70481607
拖延

>>70481784
>拖延
我也(还吗?)拖延。

>>70481607
做作业

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在这个Thread: Funny Chinese class stories

>是我
>在中文一课
>老师给我功课
>"写故事“
>好啊.jpg
>在我的故事,老师是鸡(我喜欢鸡)
>老师看看我的故事,开始laughing
>怎-怎么样?
>“鸡”是 slang for prostitute
>我的脸在时候.png


对不起,我的中文不好,因为我在中文二

>>70481890
>做作业
我也做。你在中文几?

做鸡

>>70482000
不在学中文

>>70482031
不在学中文?你是中国人吗?

Why do you learn chink?
Is there any reason other than for business?

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>>70481970
Nice to know that the cock is a sexual euphemism in both cultures

Are USA posters %50 chinks?

Also I want to learn to speak Chinese how long will it take?

>>70482198
Grammar is super easy. It's vocab and tones that are hard. It'll take a long time for anglophones in my own personal experience.

>>70482181
中国女人很好看,我们说中文,我们可以肏。哈哈哈,不对。中文学生通常喜欢中国cluture,艺术,食物,还喜欢中国人。

>>70482054
也-也许吧

>>70482198
我不是中国人,可是我爱中国和中文。

>>70482346
>也-也许吧
你可以给我英语吗?

>>70482278
This, grammar and words are very logical, it's learning to pronounce and write the damn thing (although writing is less important in today's world)

>>70482439
>grammar and words are very logical
Could you expand on this?

>>70482483
Basically this >>70448346

>>70482483
There is no plural form except for people. For past tense, just put 了 at the end of a phrase. For verb objects, just duplicate the verb and put something between the verb and very object and you can do just about anything. To emphasize or casualize an adjective, duplicate it. It's hard to describe it really, but it makes a lot of sense.

>>70482320
That's nice and all but I can't read that shit.

>>70482604
Chinese language students normally like the culture, art, food, and people. Basically the same reason anybody takes any language.

>>70482439
How much of an advantage is it if you already know Japanese?

>>70482604
同我们一起学中文. 好吗?

>>70482696
Nips grammar is really different, but you might recognize some kanjis

>>70481970
Lel I hope Chinese greentext catches on

>>70482388
dekimasen
>>70482721
与*

學中文學殘體字的話不用學了
字太醜學久了人也會變醜
會交不到女朋友

>>70483285
>写老的汉子

真棒!我想要学,可是我的老师是mainland中国人。

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Japanese version is better

Less dragons, more flood! :)

>>70483494

我不但喜欢食物,而且奇幻龙。日本新年快乐!

>>70483543
>奇幻
我的电脑真讨厌,我要写“喜欢”。

Does anyone use an "Anki" app? Which one is good?

>>70483285
繁体字太麻烦了

>>70483383
大陆*

>>70483795
theres like, only one per operating system

你好

>>70484094
If you go to the apple App Store there are dozens

>>70467040
this tbqh

I'm in Beijing and Tantan is fucking dead right now.

恭喜發財,利市?來

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I want to have an authentic chinese new year feast one day

>>70484499
you have to remember to go around and call everyone one of your relative by title

>>70484602
Can you elaborate? I'm not familiar with Chinese etiquette.

>>70484635
not much to it but chinese relations have more nuances, you have to know who is who in a gathering and call them by your relation ie aunts uncles/cousins, in laws. removed cousins etc
then there are seating arrangements too with the heads at the front and eldest children beside them and the more distant further away etc

>>70484003
現在大家都用鍵盤打字
不麻煩了
如果你用拼音打字 正體和殘體是一樣容易

Happy new year chinks. Is it the year of the cat?

>>70484896
rooster, there is no cat unless you are vietnamese
you are not vietnamese are you

>>70481224
Happy new year guys!

>>70481288
>a hanfu-wearing, high iq weiqi-playing, dragonboat-rowing, tea-drinking, ancestor-respecting, buddha-worshipping, tai-chi-practicing, baozi-eating, lunar-celebrating, caligraphy-writing, lantern-lighting, feet-binding, pipa-playing, pingpong-smashing, PLA-serving, chinglish-speaking, bubbletea-slurping, Japan-hating, hongbao-giving, fortune cookie-cracking, firecracker-lighting gf
If I could have a BF like this, my life would be complete

>>70484912
Wait, what? Do they replace one of the other animals?

>>70485239
>The Korean zodiac is almost identical to the Chinese zodiac except it includes the Sheep instead of the Goat. The Vietnamese zodiac is almost identical to the Chinese zodiac except the second animal is the Water Buffalo instead of the Ox, and the fourth animal is the Cat instead of the Rabbit. The Japanese zodiac includes the Sheep instead of the Goat, and the Wild Boar instead of the Pig.[12] The Japanese have, since 1873, celebrated the beginning of the new year on 1 January as per the Gregorian Calendar. The Thai zodiac includes a nāga in place of the Dragon[13] and begins, not at Chinese New Year, but either on the first day of fifth month in Thai lunar calendar, or during the Songkran festival (now celebrated every 13–15 April), depending on the purpose of the use.[14]

>>70484912
Nope although housemate is a gook who eats silk-worms

新年快楽!

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We are neither China nor America nor Russia nor Islamic country nor Europe.
We want to represent other countries except above.

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>>70485521
>gook who eats silk-worms

>>70485254

Why can't I be fat without being called fat

>>70485828
Exactly
I could take a picture to prove I'm telling the truth

>>70485382
All the changes are for the worse except Pig->Wild Boar

>>70486015
Agreed

>>70481607
撸管

>>70485866
I dunno, I have a friend whose nickname is the Chinese equivalent of fat fuck.

>>70485866
You just need to 多喝热水

>>70485382
I'm pretty sure it's Year of the Sheep in China too

>>70483795
Use Pleco, it's better in every way.

>>70486434
It's complicated.jpg

http://www.cjvlang.com/Spicks/sheepgoat.html

>>70486434
the character is sheep or goat but most drawings are goats

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>>70486381
We don't deserve this

I watched two episodes of drama today
I hope I learn Chinese before my brain explodes from stupidity

>>70487374
watch western drama with chinese subs
or chinese dubs

>>70487374
Asian dramas are just too weird. All that awkward goofiness and shit. I can't stand them. Their more medieval series are usually quite good.

>>70484889
繁体字 is true kanji in China.
The present characters are not China's kanji.

賀年歌
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4A4RTg6sx0&feature=youtu.be

智障!愚蠢!贱人!汉奸!
I learned many words today

We have used Western calender since the early modern period of 400 years ago.
Before that we used Islamic calender that was introduced from 元.
Therefore we celebrate on not the Lunar New Year's day, but Gregorian New Year's day.
This is our traditional habit.

> btw, it seems that there is other japan flag except me.
ignore him, everyone.

except me*
except me and 一路順風

去邊度拜年呀大家

>>70490008
You sounded like the orange man of America

我不可以说中文很好。:(

>>70490106
Finding out the difference between 可以, 能 and 會 is pretty hard at first.

I was in Bulgaria lately and they invited me to celebrate the lunar new year at the Confucius institute. Too bad my flight was at that day's morning. Still it's encouraging to see how speaking Chinese opens doors all over the world.

What do you think of the CCTV Spring Festvial Gala? Even Mainlanders deride that every fucking time.

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Is this where we post our favorite sine waves?

>>70491780
It seems to be the Chinese's speaking world's equivalent to the Eurovision Song Contest.
>>70491807
>>>/sci/

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I have a question for all the Chinese or others who have a similar tradition.

I've heard that on the first day of Chinese New Year, married couples must spend it at the wife's parents-in-law's home, and then on the second day they go to the husband's parents-in-law's home.

So, what if the in-laws of the wife's in-laws are still alive? Wouldn't her husband's parents have to visit their in-laws as well?

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>>70494472
>So, what if the in-laws of the wife's in-laws are still alive? Wouldn't her husband's parents have to visit their in-laws as well?

Maybe I'm a retard but this is confusing me.

>>70494583
First day: Wife must visit her parents-in-law (husband's parents)
But technically, the wife's mother-in-law must visit her parents-in-law as well, so...

>>70494596
I'm not the Uyghur guy. I've had a few Chinese and several Taiwanese tell me about this tradition.

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>>70494732
I don't really know, my family is too big to keep track of, my parents have a combined total of 15 siblings, and many of my cousins have children already, not to mention my grandparents having a lot of siblings too, and almost all my aunts and uncles are married. I was just at a family get-together earlier today with like 30 people related to my great aunt on my dad's side and he only has 3 siblings. I don't keep track of this kind of stuff and just go with my parents.

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>>70494885
>15 siblings
You almost outnumber my entire family with only one generation

Do you guys know a news website with audio and transcripts for each article?

I'm so fucking tired of the same shitty useless resources like chinesepod being recommended over and over again on rebbit.

>>70495386
>Do you guys know a news website with audio and transcripts for each article?

I've been looking for something like this, too. Basically, like learningenglish.voanews.com but for Chinese.

>>70495591
>>70495591

I really hope all Germans aren't as retarded as you. Never give advice again.

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这里有人认识她吗?

>>70495541
I just want to find something like this for Chinese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu7iGMtoaeo

>>70495712
Which one? I only care about one.

>>70495830
Average as fuck dude. You can't do better?

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>>70495865
What about her

>>70496027
Average

Are you ugly or something?

>>70496027
She is of another race, no?

>>70496059
Yeah, but that has minimal hinderance in me getting attractive girls to like me lol

>>70496140
Then why are you settling for average girls like that?

>>70497568
fuck off retard

>>70497535
She gives really good head

>>70491774
>Still it's encouraging to see how speaking Chinese opens doors all over the world.
Very true. Last weekend I was in a bar and a group next to me was speaking Chinese. One of their group members starts talking to me in English and I respond in Chinese. A few days later I end up at their dorm eating hot pot with them.

>escort viral marketing
Still better than junkie viral marketing I guess

>>70497898
A rare thing to find in a Chinese girl.

Congratulations.

>>70495865
>>70496059
>>70497535

Wait, these girls are considered average in China?

>>70498155
Yep

>>70498202
Then I need to get myself an average chinese gf

Anybody here who's taken the HSK?

Thinking about maybe taking HSK 5 next year

>>70496140

faggot. You know you're not fucking any of them. Guarantee it. Beta bitch boi.

>>70498379
I fucked the one on the left in a seedy KTV club bathroom covered in piss, sweat, and vomit after drinking 17 bottles of Qingdao beer. Who's a beta bitch boi now, queerfag. Address me as your alpha god

>>70498527
gross dude

Where in China are you?

>>70498572
German beer is piss-tier nowadays.

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I was born in the year of the rooster. Now that it's year of the rooster again, is there any significance to this?

Am I supposed to have good luck this year or something?

>>70498656
It means you'll get a gf this year

>>70498709
Or a cock creampie in her bum and vagina

>tfw haven't had sex in over a week because my main girl went out of town and everyone is either gone or with their families

i need pussy

GET IN HERE !!!!!!!!
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi141_for/flash_gikopoi.html?aid=sea_city&sid=bar

>>70498881
You're the most obnoxious person in these threads. Holy shit man.

>>70498709
God bless the chinese zodiac

>>70498902
You must have not seen professor post.
>>70498822
什麼鬼?

>>70498977
>什么鬼?

FTFY

>>70498977
just join in.

>>70498809
>>70498527

No one believes your stories fatso. China isn't a pussy paradise anymore. Especially a fat little manlet cocksucker like you isn't gonna get laid, unless you're fucking fat trash or 25+ leftovers that chink bois wouldn't touch

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>>70499020
That's pointless mate, everyone here in this thread understands both.

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>>70499186
Maybe you just don't know what you're doing man. If this isn't a pussy paradise then I'm afraid to experience one to be quite honest.

>>70499261
>简体字勿入

FTFY

>>70498590
Quite frankly, everywhere and nowhere at once.
>>70499186
But I am a chink boi. I think the only reason the girl liked me was for this reason. When I asked her if she was into interracial, she said, "no". She is a well trained and obedient servant of my court now.

>>70499143
I am in now. Still don't quite get it.

Fucking Chinese and their new year, nobody on Taobao is delivering during your stupid holiday and now I'm losing money.

Cant you just celebrate it when everybody else is doing it??

>>70499420
They can't, ask Russia.

>>70499379
Practice your Mandarin there.

>>70494732
There's literally nothing wrong with being a Uyghur guy. Don't be so defensive.

>>70499420
At least restaurants and food delivery services are still open today. My rich bitch ordered tons of 饺子 for me today.

>>70499510
How goes the Uyghur studying?

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Whatcha eating today /sino/?

I'm going to grab dim sum today to celebrate

>>70499751
Lanzhou noodles with peppers, garlic, onions and tofu, made with peanut oil.

>>70499646
She took me to 大董 in her Porsche and spent 1,000元 because she wanted me to try Beijing duck. I fucked her after she drove me home later.

Are you upset?

>>70499735
My leafy friend is surely using his kitaab to study Uyghur!

>>70499751
Had some curry, then some beef, did some drinking

>>70499818
>>70499818

Post a pic of you together with her if it's true. You can white out your faces.

>>70499751
leftover 盆菜

>>70499680
Terrible

Still stuck on Mandarin. It's harder than I thought.

我是一个脑残洋垃圾

>>70499927
I don't have one of us together. I guess I could show a WeChat screenshot but it's not really proof that we fucked or that she buys me stuff all the time.

>>70499950
You're so assblasted haha

>>70500256
Because I hate 自拍.

>>70499806
Looks good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icDGXhWlddo

>>70499822
Not chinese enough

>>70500033
Doesn't look good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW7flR9GFAE

Why does cantonese cuisine (excluding dim sum) look so unappetizing?

>>70500325
I'm pretty secure my dood. You're the one that gets upset.

I'm having a lot of fun :)

>>70500486
Yep to all three!

>>70500570
Nah I'm good bruv.

If you're looking for tips then do whatever it takes to meet up with them. In Korea this was super easy because every young girl in Korea loves going to cafes and meeting up at a cafe is an innocent thing to do.

There's no real cafe "dates" in China. I'm still trying to find a replacement.

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>Fellow staff, please welcome our new teacher, Mr. Anon~
>Mr. Anon, these will be your coworkers for the next year~

>>70500952
4th girl is cutest

>>70500985
Yeah

It sounds like you haven't had sex in a while. Trust me!

>>70500726

Kek. Meeting up with them is easy. What they won't do is go back to your apartment so easily or allow you to touch them aggressively like you recommended before.

They will throw the "I'm a traditional Chinese girl, we don't touch in China" at you if you touch them.

>>70500335
looks better than poutine

>>70501360
This is not true. I molested her in our private car in front of the driver.

He congratulated me after she orgasmed and squirted on the carpet of the BMW

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>>70501416
Not sure what you tried but done right it's amazing. Come on over to Vancouver and I'll show you.

Wait no. I take that back. Don't come to Vancouver. Stop colonizing our clay.

>>70501360
I have the opposite problem. I'm awful at talking to them on WeChat so meeting up with them can be difficult sometimes. How do you do it?

>What they won't do is go back to your apartment so easily or allow you to touch them aggressively like you recommended before.

For some reason I haven't had issues. I'm much better at seducing them in person. Once I meet them it's a done deal. I can't even explain how I do it but I'm good at it.

>>70501677

What do you do then. Go over a typical date you have. I'm curious

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>>70501677
You will never find her unless you know someone in the government with power who is willing to help you.

I know such a person but am not willing to indebt myself to him in requesting such a manhunt to take place.

>>70501681
high speed rail looks comfy, are the attendants really that cute?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLXA2FNKqmY

Ignore the fearmongering near the end, it is CNN after all

>>70501807
I have a boyish look with a good smile so I smile a lot.

There's never an awkward silence. If there's nothing to say then I'll stare into her eyes with a boyish smile and 95% of the time they giggle and look away in embarrassment and then we talk about it.

Many girls tell me I make them feel very comfortable around me. I try to be as honest and open as possible.

I can't do any of this over wechat. Actually, I did a video call with a girl I had just met on Tantan so I was able to do all that and she was ready to invite me over after 30 minutes but had to wake up early for work the next morning.

My texting game is off as fuck though. What do you do?

>>70501849
wut

>>70501900
Of course.

I am taking bets right now as a matter of fact.

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>>70501144
Now you know why China has restricted 农民 from moving to the cities.

>>70502371
That's a pretty impressive fisherman tbqh

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Anyone know what's going on with China's "ghost cities/malls"? They were such huge news a few years back as evidence that China is collapsing.

Now reports are saying that some of them are filling up but I can't find any recent videos for evidence.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/28/asia/china-ghost-mall-return-to-life/

http://www.forbes.com/sites/wadeshepard/2016/04/23/chinas-largest-ghost-city-is-now-90-full-but-theres-a-twist/#718c535c76f4

Anyone have some insight as to whether ghost cities are as bad as we are led to believe?

Here's a spooky chinese ghost for your troubles.

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Which one do i choose?

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>>70503362

>>70503362
Learn traditional so you can read both. I find that the radicals also make more sense than simplified characters.

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>>70503362
If you're definitely going to China, learn simplified. Otherwise, learn traditional. With the latter, you can still read most simplified characters, anyway. Pic related.

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>>70503109
I can't watch because I can't stand that guy.

Quick summary please, here's another spooky chinese ghost for you

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>>70503661
>I can't watch because I can't stand that guy.

He may be a bit autistic in his videos, but he still gives some good insights on China. Just watch it on 2x speed to get it over with faster.

>>70501681
I've been on train rides all over China mate it's the premier way to travel. Decay is not the word id use for rural China

>>70503764
Ghosts are terrorists? I guess they do terrorize. But I don't support them.

>>70502013
It is comfy. Take the overnight train so you can sleep + you can talk to the other people in your cabin. 6 people per cabin.

>>70503961
I don't even believe you're Taiwanese desu

>>70503992
It's sad I'll never see high speed rail in Canada during my life time. Damn this huge underpopulated land.

>>70503042
https://www.quora.com/Why-does-China-have-so-many-ghost-towns/answer/Paul-Denlinger

...Anonymous
01/28/17(Sat)12:53:01 No.70504637
Lost my picture of Maggie. Hope I can find it so I can post it on the next Sino thread.

Autocorrect sucks.

>>70504607
Not an economist but feels like a terrible model

Any anon here know how to dance?

^_^

》the no hip hop listening, breakdancing, rhyme spitting, yo mama joke cracking, pool playing, cum drinking, reverse cowgirl dick riding Chinese gf

>>70507266
What you want is a black girl bud

>sino is full of sexual deviants

>>70507365
It's always the american and german flags

这里都是傻逼白鬼。。。。。。

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>70504107
I empathize with this feetfag for once.

I am a Uyghur soul trapped inside the body of a white man.
Halal mutton is running through my veins.

happy chinese new year

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>>70500335
>Why does cantonese cuisine (excluding dim sum) look so unappetizing?

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>>70501416
>Why does cantonese cuisine (excluding dim sum) look so unappetizing?

>>70501681
I went from GZ to HK via rail. Short trip, it wasn't bad at all. Dongguan/Changping was in the middle.

>>70507308
No. she has to be Chinese.

Sexier that way.

Black girls are too ghetto.

>>70509296
>I want a gf with all these ghetto features
>Black girls are too ghetto

???

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>>70485129
post handsome chinks

>>70509296

Japanese and Korean girls love hip hop and nigger culture. I'm afraid Chink girls don't.

>>70509749
>>70510025
You guys are right. I feel stupid now and it is too late to delete my post.

>>70488601
Yes, and 新字体 are also false characters. Stop appropriating Chinese Culture.

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>>70509891
(don't deny it)

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>>70512493

>>70511866
why does he look photoshopped in

>>70512689
>when he cancels the trade deal

>>70508832
>>70508845
>>70508867
Where's the 燒味 and 潮州菜 my negro

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Have u ever kissed Taiwanese lips? :3

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What's in the red sauce that makes it so good?

>>70514821
Dogs

>>70514821
Blood of Laowai and blessings of the spirits

>>70515056
>>70515136

I'm butchering my dog and roommate as we speak

>>70515173
Burn incese for the ancients too.

>>70512824
The video itself is legit, but the video title is fake.

>>70515173
I'm beginning to see where the red colouring comes from

>>70514821
there is a certain pepper that has that smell to it so while by itself the sauce is okay, the sourness plus the smell makes it unique

>>70511866

his wife seems like a bitchy cunt. bet she hates him already

>>70514172

no but i'd like to stick my stick on her lips and have her kiss the tip

>>70516381

chinks = subhumans desu

>>70516381
He's just making red sauce for chicken balls

>>70518208
Justified

>>70504107
Breh you just remind me of weebs who think the way to assimilate into Japan is to adopt the politics of netto uyoku

>enter thread
>see le simplified mene
>do a 360 and moonwalk out of thread

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>be me, living in asia
>try to make friends with other white americans
>they're all standoffish and anti social with other americans
>but they readily socialize with brits, aussies or europeans over me

y tho

>>70519547
Sounds like you're the antisocial one. Sorry for the truth bomb.

>>70519547
Tbh I wasn't that tite with other Americans either. Dunno why though. I think I would have been better pals with someone from my own State.

>>70519856

I've met people from California, Washington, Wyoming, and Tennessee here.

Out of all of those I think the Tennessee guy was the friendliest

>>70514172
many times, gf is taiwanese

>>70519937

Oh, and an older guy from Florida who try to talk my head off

>>70519547
I became good friend with lots of europeans and some asians (japs, viets, koreans), but all americans I came across were really weird, especially the ABC's.

I think I'm the only one here who has never been the China

Feel like I'm missing out

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>>70512493

>25+ yo chinks are leftovers
Why?!

>>70522375
It's China's gift to the men who like women in their late 20s and 30s.

>>70522446
Don't give him ideas

>>70522446
I like women inthe 40s

>>70522500
Too late, I'm moving to China

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>>70522553
Move to Singapore look how attractive their women are you can woo this if you go to Singapore no problem amigos they love you over there in Singapore

>>70503822
>wears a suit all the time to appear professional
>keeps those retarded sideburns

kek. did a janny prune some of the foot fetish german's posts?

i thought the post count was around 246 before

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>>70525313
yeah i got banned earlier

>>70525349
These feet are korean not taiwanese. Just so everyone knows.

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>>70525381
>korean all over the video

wow you're smart

>>70525420
I wanted everyone to know, not everyone is as smart as me

>>70481607
'做' 你的妈妈!
kek top kek praise kek

>>70522662
Singaporean is so mixed race our chinks are not even half chinese anymore.
>Be me
>Be 'pure blooded chink'
>Turns out everyone other than my parents are mixed race
We don't even look like those chinese sterotypes,our eyes are yuuuge and our jaws are normal

>>70525629
do you have a sister and can you post pictures of her bare feet?

>>70525661
Stop posting this you cuck foot faggot(cff)

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>>70525349

gotta hand it to ya. i love this gook's feet. her toes are fat and plump yet small, her soles are meaty and wrinkly. milky white and soft as silk. absolute perfection

>>70526042
i bet it stinks

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>>70526151
I fail to see the problem here

>>70525629
>Singaporean is so mixed race

Laughable, you people look just like every other chinese

>>70526482

I met a singaporean guy in China. He had brown skin and looked like a fucking filipino

>>70526482
For old people,yes.
Come to Singapore for once and look at the youths.Too many white girls mixed with the BCC
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(Big chinese cash)

>>70526569
At best Singapore is mostly mixing Chinese, Malay, and Indian. As the american said, your population is looking more and more towards filipino-looking.

>>70526636
I'm joking
I don't mind a Malay qt,but no indians pls
Also flips are spaniards+abos

are singaporeans DTF after a cup of caramel frap?

I'm really good at games.

>>70526682
A caramel coloured lamborghini
I'm not kidding,we are literal jews
>Surrounded by muslims
>Muslims actively making babies,thus becoming even bigger
>Native birth rates are close to 1
>Greedy for shekels
>Rich but shekelfetish will not dissapear

>>70526791
i wouldn't mind a really cute desi either

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>qt Taiwanese/Chinese feet are deleted
>ugly Korean feet are okay

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>>70526907
would u succ them fresh seawater toes

恭喜發財

>>70526569

My friends said singapore used to be the place to be for white guys. they could get laid easily in the nightlife in clark quaye

and singapore guys would moan about how white guys be stealin their womynz. That was back in like 2000-2005. I guess before chink males acquired all that corrupt money

>>70526934
Too young, post older women

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Filipinas, Formosa and Zipango (Philippines, Taiwan and Japan) are Spanish clay.

Chinese decent people. yo wassu up~
Are you ok~~~~

>>70527037
You can't even annex Portugal, how do you expect to hold Taiwan clay?

>>70527113

With my sword.

>>70526951
Anon...clark quey is where the thai ladyboys are,bettee tell your friends

>>70527164
Ah, Spanish """technology"""

What did the german footfag do to get banned?

>>70527239
I posted a picture of a woman showing her spread asshole and "*fffffssszzzztt" along with it

>>70527239
By being a footfag, seriously

>>70527267
KEK!
Please nuke Germany

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>>70527365

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How can I be shaolin monk?

>>70527412
Gosh, I loved her clothes

>>70527419
he's like an inch away from an amazing succ but also the risk to catch some fucked up jungle disease

>>70527419
>Touching a woman's bare feet
Failure of a monk

TIL Shaolin Monastery is an actual place

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaolin_Monastery

>>70527267
>post own country's culture on /int/
>get banned
Germany yes!

>>70527068
Hello. I am well. Why are you talking like a black person?

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>>70527498
>TIL

>>70527498

Did you just realize that this monastery exists?

I watched thousands of documentaries about it in the 2000 decade.

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>>70523393
remember to save my sick meme just in case i get banned while asleep

>>70527617
Yeah, I thought it was like Shangri La

>>70527660
You're most active during NA times. Really makes my noggin' a joggin'

>>70527689
>Shangri La

I just remembered that I have a sangría in the fridge. Thanks.

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imagine you are yifei liu's boyfriend

you get to sniff her little chinky soles all day err'day. lift the covers up when she's sleeping, grab her feet and inhale

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There are a lot of Chinese international students at ANU and I always feel like they're talking about me since they don't speak English unless they have to

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>>70528211
You're not welcomed here

>smelling the roast beef curtains of your chinese fuckfriend
feels good buds.

>>70528432
USyd hasn't been invaded yet. not like ints are bad for the uni in terms of money. it's bad in terms of rep tho.

>>70528432

is true Australia is completely overrun and owned by chinks now? I guess the only thing to do if you can't beat them as a white guy is take a chink wife and shack up with her.

I know a bunch of australian white males with chink wives.

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>>70528591
Well the main issue is that Chinese investors buy up all of our housing but I can't really blame them since the government refuses to do anything about it and it's just good business sense on their part, I believe the same thing is happening in Canada. Australia has a lot of Chinese in general.

>>70528591
>asians
>bad
i'd rather that then blacks hispanics or abos

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>so close to having an easy day
>like 8 words in the last 10 minutes of watching tv

How do i acquiere chinese gf

>>70529428
1) be attractive
2) don't be unattractive
3) live in a place where there are chinese girls

>>70529447
>only the third one
fuck

你好吗, 朋友?

>>70519856
>>70519547

I was exactly the same

Fuck meeting fellow laowei I'm there to meet Chinese people

I met Americans, but they were the smart ones who were actually doing business in asia. But 9/10 of the people who live in China who are Americans are there because they couldn't make it anywhere else.

>>70530428
同志好

>>70529447

you forgot
4) be white or a gook

Now this might be a strange question but how does English-to-Chinese translation work?
It's not a sound alphabet it's a picture alphabet.
Seems impossible to tranlsate Names and Place names.

>>70532270
They usually do translate names. It gets even stranger when translating to Dutch because they keep the English name for some reason instaed of translating them as well.

>>70533443
But how do
>John Johnson
gets translated into mandarin?
Theses sounds have no characters.
Am I just dumb for not getting it?

>>70533476
You can just use characters that have similar pronunciation, use them phonetically. Everyone will spot that when they see it.

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荷樓 買 婦人度

Just realized the HSK is offered monthly. I'm thinking of studying the HSK 5 vocab list and giving the test a try.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HKFlqiyfgs

>>70481224
remove uyghurrrr

>>70535705
>>70535705
>>70535705
New thread

>>70530497
同志 refer to gay ppl in modern chinese

>>70535835
为人民服务