/brit/ - British safari edition

wabg

>>70474358
racist

>>70474296
whos' dat lad?

you're all overlooking the biological factors in this argument

In pure biological terms the energetic requirments, risk and commitment are astondingly higher for the female, especially when the gestation period and road to independence is so long and litter size is so low as it in humans

its just a matter of fact that there is an inherent inequality when it comes to sex and childbirth and the law should reflect this

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Non nobis domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam.

>>70474429
some lad, looks like

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>>70474358

So before i begin, i just want to clarify that i am using a throw away account to save myself the embarrassment in case my mates recognize my main account. Also, apu this happened in August 2016 so its been a fair few months.

Last year, in early February, i decided to travel the world for a few months with the money i had inherited from a deceased uncle (not too much money but it was enough to allow me to travel). I decided to invite my GF along but after some discussion, she decided that she couldn't go due to commitments to work and her education (she is 22 and about to leave uni while i'm 23 and have left already), so i respected her choice and invited my friend along who accepted.

We left in early February 2016 and planned to get back around late August of the same year meaning i planned to spend around 6 months without my GF.

The next months were tough without my GF and i missed her a lot but me and my mate got some good life experiences out of the trip and i do sometimes wish i was back in Australia or any of the other amazing places i visited.

The FU happened when i got back.

It had been 6 months and i had only seen my GF occasionally over dodgy internet connection skype calls and we hadn't done cyber-sex (or whatever TF it's called) as we thought it would be better to wait until we see each other.

When i finally got dropped home by my friend, my GF was already getting ready for the naughtiness to begin and i quickly began to undress when i suddenly realized i desperately needed to pee. However, at this point we were already getting down to it and i didn't want to ruin the moment so i soldiered on.


To put it simply, let's just say that i had been on a 14 hour flight and hadn't been for a whiz for a looooooong time. The dam was bursting.

Before i could pull out, it just released and propelled my dick out of her leaving me spraying piss on our bed; meanwhile pee was dripping out off her and she was a mix between extremely furious and caught off guard

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>>70474296
You're now aware that women prefer white men with a tanned skin tone

>>70474437
>still replying
you're a fucking moron lad. no one cares. shut the fuck up about it.

>>70474437
that inequality reflects the underlying nature though. so it's fine

>>70474366
>make it unfair in terms of responsibility
No it's not.
Both sides can choose to accept or decline the responsibility of they choose.

In fact it's still unfair in the woman's favour because if the man wants the responsibility but the woman doesn't, she overrules him, but it's not symmetric with the positions reversed.

>>70474437
fuck off murderer

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>>70474487

*open /brit*

>abortion argument
>some Jew shilling grime and shitting on white people

shan't

got an elastic heart lads

>thread split
fuck off

need a bf

overpopulation

>>70474478
can I get this throwaway 4chan pass account when you are done

>>70474562
>>70474563
Hmmm...doing a ponder

>>70474507
fairness in responsibility is more important than fairness anywhere else (choice or emotion) because it lasts longer and has greater ramifications for the third party.

some people are pedophiles just get over it lmao

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*pulls up next to your Vauxhall Corsa*

half way though my gram of charlie

i see that mad obnoxious paki who only comes on here to argue and cause shit is spitting out his dummy again

>>70474622
>pedophiles
foy

>>70474279
imagine being this much of a worm and getting so worked up cos some shit rappers are ruining your shit genre
creasing

>>70474498
wahey it was my first reply so jokes on you dicknose

>>70474503
>>70474533
imo the limit for abortion (barring genetic defects or risk to mothers life) should be 9 weeks, which is around the time the fetus's main systems are formed and neural/heart activity begins

9 weeks is plenty of time to catch a pregnancy and dispose of it, and while the mass of somatic tissue layers within the female have the potential to be a human, its a hard argument to make that it is actually a human or even a baby at this stage, it won't feel pain or really even die.

is the Rogan podcast with Henry Rollins worth the listen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yII9_hHtUbc

Is this the average /britlad/?

pædophile

>>70474689
average geordie lad

>>70474609
Yes but in that situation the responsibility is fair.

>>70474666
i'm not arguing for or against abortion. just that either way men can't have the right to either force the abortion or walk away responsibility free if the kid lives

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>>70474665
>still replying

>>70474695
Greater London

German
Synthwave
BF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mauV2NdCs60

white race is over
rip

Should be no limit to abortion

Sterilisation should be mandatory after 2 sprogs and should be given financial incentives

Who /antinatalist/ here?

>>70474689
unironically think this much speed would probably kill me

>>70474669
haha since most guys just under or in their 20s are over 6'2 it doesn't make a difference

>>70474767
delete this goy

>>70474719
Exactly. so end of discussion. this isn't like sport. we don't move onto goals scored or tie breakers until we find a winner

>>70474729
so whats the problem? Its not exactly difficult to NOT get someone preggers in this day and age. If you cum inside a girl you're either very stupid or have weighed the risk in the moment and deemed it an acceptable chance

>>70474622
I'm not one of them, stop offering me ur underage body.

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ayy

>>70474788
Alright then. So woman can have an abortion and men can disavow legal responsibility.

i LOVE jews and muslims. racism is sick and disgusting

fuming

this thread is so SHIT

>>70474792
came inside a girl once

>>70474767
russia will save it

>>70474785
>most guys just under or in their 20s are over 6'2 it doesn't make a difference

this is not even remotely true

imagine letting memes get to you THIS much and corrupt your psyche to the point you literally lose your grip on reality

>>70474695
am I one of them?

>>70474835
honestly. We've not had a proper thread in a while, where people get into the swing of it.

>>70474859
screaming

>>70474835
been a horror show all evening lad. giving up, gonna wake up the mrs for a shag.

>>70474829
that would make responsibility unfair though. we made progress

5% of men fuck 80% of women

>>70474839
ive done it loads of times
theyre either on the pill, or we go and get a morning after pill the next day

that said I'm not really in the age range where girls will trick me into pumping a baby into them

>>70474831
if you're a racist, chances are you weren't bullied enough at school

used to love battering racists

reading carlyle lads

>>70474859
/brit/ is full of oddballs, who the fuck takes anything the read on here seriously?

>>70474792
Good luck with searching and imposing responsibilities on someone who randomly cum inside of you.

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when i go to the park and they have swings

>>70474917
she was 12 and I was 16

>>70474695
>Tfw literally just copy and paste shit from plebbit as (You) bait then continue the bait
>Rorkes spazz out

Love it

>>70474859
we're you from lad? most guys are at least 6 foot so you can't compete for girls in a club or most places with just height

>>70474912
fuck off to /r9k/.

I'm average looking and have fucked 12 girls and at least half were objectively attractive.

Its not so hard as long as you're in decent shape and can talk for a few minutes without sperging out

>>70474899
The only other fair way would be to give the men the option to force women to give birth to the child and give it up to the father at birth if they don't want it.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38775661

I present to you, the lower classes

>>70474955
good posting

>>70474946
I take EVERYTHING on here seriously, if you choose to lie on purpose because you think its funny then that's your prerogative but I shan't stoop to your level

>>70474974
Fuck off Wakefield paki.

>>70475009
deserved it for being a londoner tbqh

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>be lanklet
>get YPRES'D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8QPl7wv2ss

>>70474956
reported to the FBI desu

>>70474976
5% of men fuck 80% of women. period.

>>70474986
>The only other fair way would be to give the men the option to force women to give birth to the child and give it up to the father at birth if they don't want it.
being such a cuck

>>70474974
>most guys are at least 6 foot
fucking state of you

what's yor deeperst darkerst fetish then

>>70475009
zero proof he's lower class, off yourself Tarquin.

>>70475033
>>70474885
>>70474946
mad lanklets lol

>>70474986
it's not fair that a woman can abort when the man wants to be a dad. but the solution isn't to allow other dads to wander off guilt free . thats ust creating 2 separate imbalanced situations

it would make more sense to allow the man to adopt a replacement baby and make the woman pay for it
that would be fun

>>70475078
please don't actually do it.

London looks like a shithole

there's someone with my exact name (first, middle, and last) on the ypres gate. Don't know if we're related but my surname is very rare

>>70475102
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction

Jesus (PBUH) would be MIFFED if you did it any other way.

cannot believe the runts are still clanging on about abortion, oh my days

>>70475102
feet

not strongly like licking or anything but I would like to rub my penis on a cute pair

teeth clenching has started

>>70475129
>having sympathy for a pedo

get fucked, its sent. Linked thread and post numbers

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>>70475107
his face exhibits poverty, low intelligence, foetal alcohol sydnrome and 2-repeat allele of the MAOA gene (aka warrior/violence gene)

>>70475139
*tries to think of a New Zealand city to do a retort*

>>70475096
they're though. Have you walked out side recently?

>>70475115
>allow other dads to wander off guilt free
But a woman can abort the child guilt free?
It's the same thing except a woman's choice STILL overrides the man if he wants it but she doesn't.

>yank OP

nope

>>70475177
stop.

aborting, lads.

whenever i show /brit/ to normies they always take everything SO literally, as if they can't comprehend shitposting at all
>what a weirdö
really makes ya think

OH


MY


DAYS

>>70475111
Mad at what? Some fool who is so insecure and obsessed with height he's making wild and inaccurate claims.

saw hacksaw ridge today

mental that american war heroes are being played by feminine brit bois

grim thread

*notices that its /turboNormanHours/*

ah yeh hmm
*closes tab*

>>70475195
>But a woman can abort the child guilt free?
and in that situation the man is set free as well . fair

>>70475211
nonce

>>70475213
murderer

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>>70475225
Yanks can't act anymore.

>>70475235
what if he doesn't want to be set free?
not fair

I feel like dying

>>70475220
saying height isn't an advantage to get women is inaccurate haha not sure about that mate

>>70475186
>most males are over 6" because i went the the shops and seen 5 men who looked tall-ish

about to blast the crotch crabs with another load of insecticide lads

wonder if they can feel pain

>>70475266
Find another woman who does want a baby then

was reading about malnutrition and the WHO says that short height is a disability

who cares what males scum wants?
my body - my rules.
he must be able financially support her and her offspring for the rest of their lives in that case.

>its another "lanklets vs manlets and fundies vs fedoras" episode

*changes the channel*

it's not hard to change a date!


!

>>70475307
' not "

>>70475308
>not shaving your pubes

your problem could've easily been avoided

>>70475308

Let em burn

The average height for a white male 21+ years old is around 6'1, unless you live in an impoverished region like Liverpool

>>70475246
thanks
>>70475285
aborted son?

>>70475179
nice pseudoscience

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>>70475347

>>70475360
this is true good lad

>>70475314
Why can't the woman just find another man who wants a baby if the father wants to disavow legal responsibility, then?

>>70475337
*it's a north v south episode*

>>70475347
>seems like a pretty reasonable first meeting
>have to endure days worth of liberal news outlets now telling us how awful it was and how ashamed we should be

Ah yes

saw an attractive black girl yesterday

Will probably pull tonight. Havent had sex since November so getting a bit desperate

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Holy shit the yanks have started the race war

>>70475291
Are you 17yo?

>>70475360
explain carragher and stevie g

ruh roh! the president has announced refugees will be vetted before being allowed to enter the country! deploy the images of hospitals and children!

>>70475409
Seen a few myself at uni lately

Also saw one in a shop with her white bf, nice body and amazingly smooth skin

I want one

>>70475381
because that would be unfair in terms of responsibility between the biological parents

>>70475409
They do exist, but they're less common

>>70475430
if you're not around 18-21 then you wouldn't know how tall people are now

Why are sharts so easy to bait

>>70475471
No it wouldn't.
Nobody would have any responsibility that they didn't choose to take on.

>>70475469
>>70475409
do you think they'd take it up the farter

white male brits on average are about 6'2 right?

>>70475409
I didn't know there were blacks in Australia

>>>>ADVICE FOR EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD<<<<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzEoYJEay9I

What poor place do you live in that the average height for men is under 6'1

>>70475509
FUCK YOU

>>70475407
they're so cute

>>70475322
>>70475115
>>70475213
>>70475235
fuck off murderers

I'm 5'10 and taller than most men I see

new pengest nigger episode lads

>>70475530
racist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Al-ktZIS4

smash the pasty

haha have to wake up at 6 the morn

#oioi

>>70475211
my guess is you were lying anyway, but I reported you to be on the safe side. Can't rightly have child rapists running about now can we

hope they investigate you

>>70475527
I am one so I can root for this

sort yer fuckin life out mate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZXUCQc2Z78

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>>70475543
Embrace blairism shart

>>70475510
in that situation woman would have responsibility and dad wouldn't have responsibility. That's an imbalance.

Choice is separate. but fi you want, they both chose to make it

>>70475487
Are you that same fucking prat who is convinced London is 90% white?

>I'm 5'9!!! I'm 6'2!!!! I'm 6'5!!!

Did you measure yourself or are you just basing it off what your mates said you complete fucking retards

>>70475563
>men

it's the young ones coming through that are massive

god only knows what's in the food to make them all that height

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1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.

2. Low mortgage rates.

3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.

4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.

5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.

6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.

7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.

8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.

9. Employment is at its highest level ever.

10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.

11. 85,000 more nurses.

12. 32,000 more doctors.

13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.

14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.

15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.

16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.

17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.

18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.

19. Restored city-wide government to London.

20. Record number of students in higher education.

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did I fuck it lads?

once a girl cheated on me and i got so mad that i wrote a letter to her and burned it

I'm 5'9 and 80% of men are taller than me

I'm the same height as most women, some are taller

>>70475527
6'6 more like.

>>70475628
I'm 6'9 and have a 9 inch cock
t. measured myself

>>70475643
You forgot
>caused the refugee crisis

>>70475695
>*Freed Iraq

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>>70475643
Smell dumb capitalist scum.

>>70475621
Most immigrants in London are short so na

>>70475710
As a Tory, gotta say I absolutely love the bloke, hope he sticks around for a long time.

>>70475664
you won't be fucking her, that's for sure

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igmm-446qSk

Oxford...

>>70475736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEgjcgxSkPA

>Most immigrants in London are short so na

wrong again, unless you're talking about those weird thais(?) which are literally like 4 foot high

>>70475664
yes, you fucked up by going for an immigrant

>>70475636
Stop posting fucking shit you utter melt.

average white male height is like 6'3, and that's being lenient so as to not butthurt the manlets

>>70475628
im 5'9 boy is 6'4 gayboy is 5'11

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>As a Tory

had quite the wank last night

eating some cocktail frankfurters for a cheeky breakfast delight and i am strongly considering putting some of them up my bum arse

>>70475764
fuck off back to nandos then

it's the caged chickens

>>70475770
this is true. Butthurt manlets

In the future everyone will be genetically mandated to be 5'10" if male and 5'6" if female

Lanklets cut down to size, manlets given a boost

Tell me what is wrong with this.

>>70475749
>working class """"""""people""""""""

>>70475804
fuck off murderer

like commenting on beauty vloggers videos going "hope your dogs die desu lol" all the lasses get proper steamed like veg and start having a go at is

>>70475606
>That's an imbalance.
No it's not, she chose the responsibility.

The only imbalance is that the father cannot choose responsibility if the woman chooses not to.

The woman still has every option the man does, but the man doesn't have every option the woman does.

The unfairness you are pointing out is the imbalance between the woman being able to force a man to accept the child, but a man not being able to force the woman to have an abortion.

>>70475563
I think Asians (inb4 autism, I mean all Asians) bring the average down as well as old people

The tallest are white lads probs age 21-25

heard some runt take a picture behind me on this bus lads, might sock him in the face when he leaves

>>70475835
It's like poetry

I'm 5'11 (actually 5'11) because we all know a good number of you probably estimate your heights as atleast 1 or 2 inches taller than they are (extremely common in men, escpcially 18-21 year olds)

and I can say with certainty that I am ever so slightly above average height, even in my age range (18-24) not by much, but definitely in the 55th-60th percentile

can't believe how insecure you all are about height
if you're 5'9 and you have a personality and pick your targets you can pull girls easily

yanks literally have cow growth hormone in their milk LOL

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Made /cum/ hate Brits, yw lads

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White boys be like: I'm in my 20s

>>70475643
it was all a bubble

>>70475856
their average is probably 6'2-6'3

men above 6"2 have lower life expectencies

took a picture of some runt in front of me on the bus

he's fuming

>>70475905
Better to live one day as a chad than a hundred years as a manlet.

>>70475695
Mate if tony was still around there'd be no refugee crisis because we'd have invaded and killed a couple million Syrians

Ever wonder why there wasn't the same scale of refugee crisis after the Iraq war? Big tone and georgey b did some pest control

>>70475824
healthier too, tallies get all sorts of long term health problems

mainly heart, blood pressure and joints related

but also certain cancers run a higher incidence rate, which makes sense if you think (more mass=more cells=more opportunity for something to go wrong=more cancer) gross simplification as cancer has many causes but when dealing with ionisation of DNA that is certainly the case

>>70475905
t. manlet

do you wear just normal shoes that you wear every day when measuring height

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lol

Lads there were 14 year olds in my high school/secondary school that were 6ft 5-6" quite common

somethings definitely in that milk like, cowies or summit

>>70475643
yeah yeah we get it mate. Blair was the greatest PM this country has ever seen, no need to labour the point.

>>70475856
nah I'm 21 and they're not that tall

but really this >>70475880

now shut the fuck up about height or fuck off back to /fit/

ahhh yess, call me murderer, that makes me wet.

>>70475938
ISIS literally started in Iraq. Good job cleaning out the pests.

>>70475954
t. manlet

>>70475880
I'm 6'2 and the only girls I've slept with have approached me. It still isn't much an advantage

i wish i was a little bit taller

just saw trainspotting 2.

solid 7/10

main woman was pretty fit. Kelly Macdonald is also still very qt despite being in her 40s or whatever. would marry.

being under 6'0 in europe is embarrasing

made a poo in the toilet, small pieces of shit are probably left on the toilet. afraid the bf will notice them

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21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.

22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.

23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.

24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.

25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.

26. Restored devolved government to Northern Ireland.

27. Over 36,000 more teachers in England and 274,000 more support staff and teaching assistants.

28. All full time workers now have a right to 24 days paid holiday.

29. A million pensioners lifted out of poverty.

30. 600,000 children lifted out of relative poverty.

31. Introduced child tax credit giving more money to parents.

32. Scrapped Section 28 and introduced Civil Partnerships.

33. Brought over 1 million social homes up to standard.

34. Inpatient waiting lists down by over half a million since 1997.

35. Banned fox hunting.

36. Cleanest rivers, beaches, drinking water and air since before the industrial revolution.

37. Free TV licences for over-75s.

38. Banned fur farming and the testing of cosmetics on animals.

39. Free breast cancer screening for all women aged between 50-70.

40. Free off peak local bus travel for over-60s.

41. New Deal – helped over 1.8 million people into work.

42. Over 3 million child trust funds have been started.

43. Free eye test for over 60s.

44. More than doubled the number of apprenticeships.

45. Free entry to national museums and galleries.

46. Overseas aid budget more than doubled.

47. Heart disease deaths down by 150,000 and cancer deaths down by 50,000.

48. Cut long-term youth unemployment by 75 per cent.

49. Free nursery places for every three and four-year-olds.

50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school.

5'7 here h-hahaha

>>70475880
>if you're 5'9 and you have a personality and pick your targets you can pull girls easily

5"9

this is so fucking true

watching two benders take pictures of each other on this bus

>>70476044
This is the kind of post I came to read, not /pol/ bullshit.

>>70475856
Even when Britain was prominently white the average height wasn't as tall as your claims even taking into account the slight increase that occur over time.

white british men are usually about 5'10

>>70475527
yes, cuz they aren't niggers

>>70476070
call the poofs out

>>70476059
post vagina

Watching these absolute 3 mongs on a bus


howling

COME

ON

AND

SLAM

IF

YOU

WANNA

JAM

>>70476025
most of the girls i've slept with have approached me atleast like 80% and I'm well in the double digits, and thats coming from a certified 4chan manlet

people take the height meme too seriously

>>70475987
its quite clear theyre not being picked up in the same way wtf

the dog is being held by his ribcage

6'2 here. all i have to do is make my presence known and women flock to me in droves.

>>70476050
>50. Free fruit for most four to six-year-olds at school.

phwoar!

taking a picture of my bent mate on a bus

>>70476011
Never would have started if the lads were still in charge because they were willing to send the boys in to kill some fuckers aha

Current leaders don't have the same balls

does pedojew post in /brit/ now,
or is this just another weird russian?

want to learn the guitar so i can play joni mitchell songs

>>70476074
thanks again.

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Me on the left

>>70476111
>t 7 year old

imagine if jesus actually came back

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryDOy3AosBw

Just had my yank bf take a picture of me on this bus, can't wait to get home so he can stick it up my arse x3

white british males on average are 5'10

>>70476120
theres loads of new russians/ukkies

havent seen comrad pedojew in a few weeks.

imagine if jesus was actually black

>>70476172
prove it

want to learn a language, particularly japanese, so i can watch two benders on the bus

blair presided over a government that intentionally spent outside of its means, violated civil liberties and started illegal wars

blairism itself was a plant by the us deep state to achieve its geopolitical objectives and to delegitimise the left (without endangering bourgeois profits)

do i sound like i come from south of the zambezi
please respond
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gY5Y0vJ6fk

Bf is manlet but I honestly don't like manlets. I prefer tall guys but I can't get tall bf for some reason. Manlets compensate their height with others things.

*waits for the bus full of qt aussie and yank boys to come*

>>70476204
POO

Doing a cheeky listen to "Sweet Disposition" :)

imagine if jesus actually existed

whites are superior

>>70476221
me

>>70476159
no one would believe him

and the muslims would assassinate him since the koran is the "final word of god" and jesus coming back goes against that so they would literally freak

>>70475938
>ton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tonibler

>>70476120
i do, I'm actually a girl tee hee

Is getting a PhD ever worth it

>>70476159
might grow out my hair and grow a beard, i reckon i could pass for jesus

>>70476192
dont need to

>>70476230
*imagines it*

whoah

HOWLING
so I'm driving this bus and this runt hailed me but i didn't stop and kept driving

he was fucking FUMING hahahaha

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Mumraiz is a good lad

wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVcAyEMM4Cc

>>70476201
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>imagine if jesus actually existed

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>imagine if jesus actually existed

>>70476107
abysmal post

>>70476208
why would a russian girl post here

are you that one from eightchan?

>tfw no handsome psychopath American shooter bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih8KJe9jgwI

>>70476256
unless you plan on having a career in research or teaching, no.

am 6'5" and never had gf

>>70476274
Disgusting

>>70476297
FOY

Jesus 100% existed

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>>70474358

>>70476298
>are you that one from eightchan?
no
>why would a russian girl post here
why not? I'm bored.

>>70476172
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2859209/Changing-shape-modern-man-Average-British-male-2in-taller-1st-heavier-six-decades-ago.html

>>70476269
Someone told me the pizza tracker is literally just a timer and doesn't really mean anything

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>Jesus 100% existed

>24 years old
>final year of uni, journalism degree
>desire to live independently
what would you do in my position lads

I'm 5'6 and I've had 100 girlfriends

>>70476357

looking for a big western sugar daddy no doubt

>>70476313
freak

>>70476377
>24
>only just finishing uni

Gas yourself. I can help.

>>70476377
become a journalist

>>70476377
Finish your degree then live independently.

>>70476377
have a wank and do a poo

>>70476357
just a very strange demographic I suppose

what part of russia are you from

>>70476377
Avoid Scotland, they know nothing about living independently

I'm 5'7 and I've had 200 girlfriends

>>70476377
>24
>journalism degree
sign on

>>70476384
see this proves height doesn't matter

>>70475643
>>70476050
wauw! all my problem go away if i keep spending money!

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>>70476324
When someone tells me to FOY, i can't help but laugh. I literally, genuinely start laughing uncontrollably, because I know how mad they are. First off,
1) No, I won't "FOY"
2) America is bigger, better, and stronger than Britain
3) Fuck you
:)

>>70476359
ah so 5'9

>>70476437
weapon
its a fat russian man that comes here every month or so, sometimes with a name/trip

dont respond

>>70476463
face it blair created a haven tories cant compete

rightful thread edition

>>70472139
>>70472139
>>70472139

>>70476377
become a 'free lance' journo also known as a dole monkey

why do gypsies dress like pirates?

>>70476437
Moscow
>>70476388
nuh, just practicing my English, reading and discussing news, politics, manlets, abortions, dick sizes, average stuff

WILLIES WILLIES I LOVE WILLIES

I LOVE WILLIEEEEEEEEES

>>70476492
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>>70476480
oh, alri

theres me being too trusting again

>>70476464
FOY

>>70476480
I'm tall, slim an hot btw XDD

>>70476512
fucking retard

*opens /brit/ tab*

*closes /brit/ tab*

*opens /brit/ tab again*

>>70476512
Jesus Christ fuck off you stupid yank.

>>70476464
Remindr England

1. Is Superior
2. Bigger
3. Better


amerisharts cant compete

>>70476361
well they're wrong

t. worked there

>>70472139
>>70472139
>>70472139


literally all in here

>>70476476
Maybe. If you're talking exclusively white British men, then I don't know if there's any stats for that.

>>70475058
It's a good thing that Krauts and Anglos actually dug the trenches considering that their longer limbs could dig deeper than the sad, pathetic, limp arms of the Yankee manlet.

>>70475151
Agreed

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>>70476442
Geez no wonder they leave you so fast. Did you hook up over tinder and then when the lights turn on she realized she was banging a 13 year old?