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shan't

>>70470181

tshaqiduck air law

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>>70467909

They don't even have their entire country, why would anybody be worried about them?

>>70467556
Did a shitey accent

And I'm sick af right now too

>>70470587
Fucking hell

Forgot the link
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YNPJz6yON9
Have another while we're at it.
Might as well.

Reading the first few paragraphs of news on BBC.
Standard voice, sickness not withstanding.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07H23x4gJY0

>>70470686
ew

>>70470567

You would know a lot about losing parts of your country.

>>70470686
>Standard nasally american voice

iktf

>>70470955

: ^) hon hon a newfag, I see

>>70471045
Usually not that nasally, just got bronchitis/the flu.

Making me sound a bit different.

But still.
Yeah I know what you mean.

>>70470809
What's wrong nigel?
& What's new lad?

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>>70471141

I didn't listen to the voc tb h.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02JDQW3K9Gy
r8 my impression of a welshman

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need tuüürkish

>>70471502
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s02JDQW3K9Gy
kek

>>70471464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ewOYkmooag

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TgMuF4T5wk

>>70471591
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ewOYkmooag
you're mixing your accents up. If you're going to stick to what you started with then on "half" and "chance" you fucked up the a (said it like somet up t' north or midlands)

fucking yank

>>70471602
Fun fact: the word in Irish for a Dane also means cruel and foreigner

>>70471753
Considering we turned your land into ours and built Dublin, I understand why

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>>70471602

oink oink, piggy danish cunt.

Although the Danes are pretty sensible, you could even say that they are very lego headed.

>>70471751
Fair enough.

Could be worse I suppose.

How should the a in those words sound for that accent instead?

>>70471811
>we
Norway isn't Danish though

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>>70471853
>lego headed

>>70471892
Just because we allowed them to be their own country so that we didn't have to hand them over to Sweden doesn't mean Norway isn't rightful Danish clay

>>70471878

>How should the a in those words sound for that accent instead?

The proper way

>>70471934

>doesn't mean Norway isn't rightful Danish clay

How does it feel to realise that since norway became independant they have surpassed you in almost every way? Not to mention Danish sounds like an abortion compared to Norwegian.

>tfw your country has never lost nor given up territory

continental masterrace STAY KEKED EUROFAGS

>>70472102
Norway will always be our little brother

>>70472102
>How does it feel to realise that since [insert former colony here] became independent they have surpassed you in almost every way?
Hello irony

>>70472161

So other than bacon and lego, what could your baron, boring, flat, miserable country have? It certainly isn't culture and breathtaking views

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>>70472190

shh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-xla3HVBkE

Wundervolles Kopenhagen

>>70472285
Child porn and kino

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>>70472285
cool hobos

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>>70472403
>tfw the average hobo in denmark is richer than and safer than an American worker on minimum wage

Must burn, Babsy : ^)

>>70472347
>>70472403
Are ye boys multiplying?

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>>70472531
The Danish side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

>>70472604
Post Danish and let us have a go

>>70472773

Better put a potato in your mouth, lad

>>70472773
Hun slog mig ned en decembernat
og slæbte mig hen i en havn
hvor hun voldtog mig med sine fede krop
og stonnede en anden mands navn

>>70472814
I feel like there's a weird o missing

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LnrZKFs7vn

Neumarkt
Poststr.
Severinstr.
Suevenstr.
Bf Deutz/Lanxess arena
Koelnmesse
Stegerwaldsiedlung
Grünstr.
Mülheim Wiener Platz
Keupstr.
Von-Sparr-Str.
Mülheim Berliner Str.

Have a go at reading these german train stations

>>70472983
The 'o' in 'stonnede' is supposed to be one of those weird 'o's

>>70473039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SNujtyfvdH

also r8 pls
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a1ehOEGIwX

>>70473039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a9Zo1Wpk6L

>>70473162
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a1ehOEGIwX
see>>70473167

>>70473162
>also r8 pls

god damn it i sound so fucking gay.

>>70473162
>also r8 pls
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a1ehOEGIwX

Am I rating on how good your German is?

>>70473039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcxOClwaIt

>>70473048
yes but how was the rest of it

>>70473262

no r8 how sexy my voice is

>>70473303

nasally/10

Must go down well with yank girls, all this nasal you guys have

>>70473299
It was all right actually
Also always nice to hear people talk about being assaulted and raped by fat women who moan the name of another man

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>>70473342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Yw02Gai5GG

>>70473299
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XcxOClwaIt

a few errors but could be worse. Work on your umlauts and "r"s they are the big11gest errors.

Mine is obviously not 10/10 but: >>70473167

>>70473480

shit i legit thought you were babs.

>>70472814
I used a guide to do it phonetically.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kwScHiYwET
Probably is completely inaccurate.

>>70473759
>Probably is completely inaccurate.
Correct

>>70472814
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09bdURm7KJ3
Disclaimer: No potatoes were harmed in the making of this recording

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>>>/trash/7426418

Chaos tales, even death-fires, driving iridescent matter to life.

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>>70474704
oi, still got that grade A* ass game nigga? Miss you x

>>70475290
xoxoxo

>>70473574
who?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JEXMcax269

Pls rate accent.

>>70478481
it's okay but people talk more lazily and don't enunciate as much