/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

GAS
THE
AUSSIES

watashi wa japanese

legalise freedom

plymouth is actually an alright place

Did somebody say something about a gassing?

>>70461065
[edition]

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Brave

hmnmmmmmmmmnmmmmmm no replies to this
>>70460954
>>70460954
>>70460954
>>70460954
VERY interesting

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How does it feel to know that Brexshit will never, EVER happen?

>>70461149
Holy shit Red Skull

>>70461149
stop posting this. its just weird and sad.

How edgy are you?

>>70461116
desu ne

>>70461149
Thank god for prenatal screening and abortions

boku wa american

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>i think you are mistaken, for i am not in fact a paki. i hail from the proud region known as "algeria"

Do these taste nice? Saw them in the shop and they were pretty cheap

>>70461169
I know you're pissing about but it amuses me when people say stuff like that, all the things they said wouldn't happen, have.

>>70461197
XXDDDDDDDDD

>>70461159
*posts doxxable info to satisfy angry anonymous american*

>>70461222
nah he could vocaroo already like I said

My hand still slightly smells of poo.

>>70461198
Algerians are actually technically Asians, shouldn't call them Algerians lad

>>70461242
I can vocaroo a mean Japanese accent

>>70459092
>>70459092
>>70459092
>>70459092

===> HELP US OUT BRITS /DEUTSCH/ IS DYING WE NEED MORE CONTRIBUTORS

>>70461149
Someone PLEASE make his head into a red wojak head

About to partake in an interactive viewing of "Pornstar does yoga before bouncing her big ass on cock" featuring Mia Malkova

>>70461276
Shan't

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have noticed a couple of girls on the street making eye contact with me for a bit longer than before since I started lifting, some of them do a half smile as well

at what point does a girl's staring mean she likes you? what do you even do about it? do you just talk to them there on the street if they make prolonged eye contact with you?

bit too autistic for all this lads

I'm not a virgin btw I've had 2 long term relationships (1+ year each) and slept with 10 (ten) different women

>>70461270
I'm japanese so I'd be able to tell pretty easily desu.

>>70461222
ah yes the only proof he can supply is doxxable info
fucking idiot

>>70461214
i'm about to find out

>>70461276
seems fine

>>70461149
What's this then?

>>70461281
>Mia Malkova
Ah yes "Generic blonde pornstar #93948393"
How riveting

>>70461276
>help us out

shan't be helping out harry hun 2bh

>>70461159
Why don't you post proof you're a yank then?

>>70461292
dunno mate
the only time I've known a girl likes me is when the told me that she really likes me when I was in her bed and we had just had sex

>>70461299
Give me a text in romaji I'll try my best

BECAUSE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYBEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES ME

AND AFTER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>70461363
i will never be as cool as sam hyde

>>70461415
shut the fuck up

>>70461292
do not ask for advice you fucking normalcunt

lads
/tv/ needs help dubbing a scene from Cat in the Hat
>>>/tv/78836848
>>>/tv/78836848
>>>/tv/78836848

>>70461366
why would I do that? I don't claim to be a yank

>>70461438
You know realize that if you just copy and text the hyperlink from the URL, 4chan will automatically format it so you can cross-board post

>>70461471
the point is, me neither

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>when you spend 1500 hours on a video game and still lose to 12 year olds using a cheaper character

>>70461471
Has the nip ever done that? not like anyone cares anyway mate it's anonymous.

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>>70461435
Make me

>>70461491
Are you japanese?

>>70461523
well no
are you american?

Who here only ever been with girls they met through online means and have no clue how to do it irl?

>>70461491
>>70461501
uses fucked up english in order to give the impression that he is japanese, it is pretty obvious

Just bought a vape lads. Its one of those ones were you suck the smoke straight into your lungs as opposed to smoking it like a fag. Rather happy with it desu

do any of you at what point a building is high enough so someone jumping from it would have 100% chance of death? how many stories?

Yank on vacation in Ireland here. My Dad is soooo embarrassing.

He kissed the fucking ground when we landed.

>Mother Eire, your sons have returned

Insisted on asking everyone and their mother their "lineage".

Tried speaking Gaelic EVERY SINGLE CHANCE he got.

Got tossed from a pub for praising the IRA.

Ruined my attempt at flirting with a qt by clapping me on the back and telling her I shit you not.

>"Looks like my lad is about to get REAL Irish luck".

Rambled about Protestant scum (we're fucking Lutherans).

Walked with a cane.

Greeted passerby with "TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YE"

I wanted to die. I'm never going on a trip with him again.

>>70461558
Don't give a fuck even if he's a nigger desu.

Business idea: second potato famine

>>70461622
great idea

>>70461595
you're completely fine with namefag cunts with fucked up english posting here for le epic (you)s?

>>70461587
there isn't an answer to this

>>70461558
holy fucking shit
you think only Japanese uses fucked up english

that actually proved youre american tho

>>70461587
I would not do it from anything but a skyscraper or bridge

Taking a fat heaping shit lads

>>70461652
Did I say that? are you yanks even capable of reading?

>>70461594
We are more Irish than the Irish themselves

The gf was on fleek last night

>>70461688
we have a higher literacy rate than the english

>>70461670
what are you then? (you won't reply to this so I don't know why I'm asking)
>>70461688
why don't you give a fuck if you aren't fine with him being here?

>>70461594
t. BOHSTAWN

overcooked my pizzaburgers a bit

>>70461684
I hope it flushes away safely.

>>70461674
>skyscraper
bit hard to do enter a skyscraper and go on the roof. and I don't know any skyscrapers that don't have a security guy in front and who only let access for employees

>>70461665
do you think 5th story is ok

>>70461736
Shall be telling Doctor Oetker. He shan't be very happy with you, yes not very happy at all.

>>70461594
Don't worry, us Scots and Irish are used to Yanks making utter fucking morons of themselves.

>>70461736
get the fuck out hans

>>70461753
piss off pierre

>tfw got a quiz in 2 hours and not ready for it at all because I spend the entire week finishing a fuckload of assignments
Man I just wanna drop this college shit and just go anywhere else than this shithole.

>>70461753
You can survive 5 stories

I'm telling you don't do it from one of those Haussmann buildings

Use rope if you can't do it from a healthy distance

>>70461587
i know terminal velocity 100% results in death so http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=124248

>>70461801
You live in Canada, can't you just fuck off to the wilderness?

>>70461784
Rasheed spotted

Only abnormies and rasheeds hate yanks. Made loads of normie friends when I studied at Trinity college, none of them were autistic enough to hate me for being american

>>70461725
I said I don't give a fuck if he's actually Japanese or not you thick cunt. If it bothers you so much stop fucking replying to him like most of us do with the rest of the namefags and tripfags.

>>70461808
5 story drop with a 4 story rope ought to do it

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>>70461784

my wiener is SUPER fricken hard and it WON'T go down what the heck am i menna do with it you guys?!?!?!

>>70461725
i am japanese

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Oi, ye ol' chums! Get ta arses back in thee cottage, or youse gonna catch thine plague!

>>70461586
Far better at curbing the cravings than those little pens. What watts and ohms are you running lad

>>70461800
Lol'd at this post

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>What watts and ohms are you running lad

>>70461844
that's my entire fucking point you illiterate fucking pom

>>70461842
Where did I ever say anything hating Yanks? It's actually kind of endearing how genuine, enthusiastic, and ridiculous you lads can be.

Not to mention tourism's good business.

germans know nothing about pizza

First time I've been hatposted

Doesn't feel good at all

>>70461831
>google answers
WEW

>>70461944
>being this fucking new

>>70461953
Those pizza ristorante frozen pizzas you lads make are pretty nice though tbf

>>70461930
>I'll just move the goalposts
I thought you had higher literacy rates than us.

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>Rasheed spotted
>
>Only abnormies and rasheeds hate yanks. Made loads of normie friends when I studied at Trinity college, none of them were autistic enough to hate me for being american

>>70461944
fuck off jock

>>70461831
>96th story
ah yes

>>70461808
good friend of mine died by falling from the roof of a Haussmann building last year. he fell head first though
don't want to use a rope because ill shit and sperm myself, no shan't do that

>>70461953
I reckon it's too circular for Germans. Just doesn't fit, you know?

Used to really enjoy PE at school lads, wish a couple of times a week at work you could just go out and have a kick about

>>70461983
This just doesn't make sense.

>>70461996
>moving the goalposts
and we do

>>70462037
same

although I had a kickabout earlier today haha

>>70462037
this would make sense in america desu. since companies spend so much on their health benefits costs for their employees

>>70461116
>>70461182
CUTE!!

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'Ello chums. It's I, ta Sheriff of Nottingham, ta loyalist squire of our Fair Bonnie Queen Bess, and ta goodliest Englishman ta ever lived in tis fair woods!

>>70462053
of course it doesn't. if you didn't just come from reddit you would know that pasta used to be posted all the time here

>>70462037
>>70462070
Just have a wank.

>>70462092
Business up top, party in the basement.

>>70462092
what persuades someone to dress like this?

>>70461594
why are you copying my post

>Americans have to get jobs while they they attend university
>They have to sleep in dorms with other students

Can't make it up

>>70462152
mental illness

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>>70462092
This was the sheriff of Nottingham last for 2015/2016

This year it's some woman

>>70462101
Never heard of it before, been here years.

I remember Craven.

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>>70462166

>>70462152
movies about strong transwomen of colour

>>70462166
>Americans have to get jobs while they they attend university
this is normal no?

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>>70462177
Makes sense

>>70462166
both untrue

>it's against the law to not wear bulletproof vests outside in America
how can they defend this?

british foods: faggy pie, cummies, scorched anus, faggot bread, cum & cock pie

Lads, how did /pol/ actually become the good guys?

>Brit's cant get jobs even after uni
>Have to live with their parents because they can't afford rent

Can't make this up

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UK, explaine this

drinking mead lads
very underrated drink

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... Me in Oxford 26 January 2017 ...

>>70462203
You can't spell eugenics without EU

>>70462258

>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/
>>>/pol/

>>70462258
They just happened to be on the right side of history

Fucking freezing my bollocks off laaaaa

>>70462287
>history
Fuck off bigot.

hmm, active general. might stay here, lads.

>>70462258
Compassionate liberals became authoritarian marxists

>>70462286
rasheed

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need a gf ASAP

>>70462179
>I remember Craven.
woah, you must have been here for like a whole year!

What a different place Britain was in the spring of 1973. The pound was worth $2.46. Average weekly takehome pay was £30.11. A packet of crisps was 5p, a soft drink 8p, lipstick 45p, chocolate biscuits 12p, an iron £4.50, an electric kettle £7, a blackandwhite TV £60, a colour TV £300, a radio £16, the average meal out £l. A scheduled airline ticket from New York to London cost £87.45 in winter, £124.95 in summer. You could have eight days in Tenerife on a Cook's Golden Wings Holiday for £65 or fifteen days from £93. I know all this because before this trip I looked up the issue of The Times for 20 March 1973, the day I arrived in Dover, and it contained a fullpage advertisement from the Government outlining how much most of these things cost and how they would be affected by a zippy new tax called VAT, which was to be introduced a week or so later.

im too lazy to wipe my cum so id rather drink it instead

>>70462309
*builds up military force against you in secret*

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>>70462262
explain this

>>70462262
>saxon worshipping saxon gods

Ahh so it's that time of the day when the JF's try to prove they're superior to Britain and fail, yes.

>>70462300
Scuse me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RzJz1gVFcA

>>70462340
have you ever? it's not nice

>>70462350
The funny thing about this is that it's the Welsh defence league lmao, retards

>>70462361
Should I start going on about the cod wars and the football match?

>>70462405
LOL

>>70462262
our pagan history was raped to death by romans, may as well follow the similar scandi ones

>>70462344
*Secretly invades Prussia*
*returns Austria to Hungary*

pizzaburgers were OK for frozen food but i shan't be eating them ever again

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Yanks were a mistake

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your average leave voter

Want to shag a dead body desu

Quite fond of this Youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCu4XcDBdnZkV6-5z2f16M0g/videos

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... Yep .................. Yep ...

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gf just sent me this

>>70462390
it taste like sugar and salt at the same time. i find it pretty ok

>>70462445
>buzzfeed UK political editor
and nothing of value was lost lmao

>>70462262
During most of the fourth century, the majority of Britain had been part of the Roman Empire, which had Christianity as its official religion.

Eventually around 410, although Roman power remained a force to be reckoned with for a further three generations across much of Gaul, Britain slipped beyond direct imperial control into a phase which has generally been termed "sub-Roman".

The early Anglo-Saxon period covers the history of medieval Britain that starts from the end of Roman rule. It is a period widely known in European history as the Migration Period, also the Völkerwanderung[21] ("migration of peoples" in German).

>>70462446
He bet he could HEEM the average remainer 2bh

>>70462475
Great movie. Lost 2 points for not actually showing her jubblies.

>>70462479
yea probably depends on stuff like diet too

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just looked at the thread subject and it appears to read /brit/
but there's a man from germany in here
and a man from iceland
and a man from argentina
and a man from russia
and a man from france
and a man from the united states of america
and a man from ireland

really confused.. what is this thread?

>>70462464
business idea: shop a /brit/ tab in

>>70462453
Imagine living like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQWsfdwa14U

What a disgusting, cold, uncaring bitch of a wife too.

>>70462520

They're hardly men

>>70462507
*I

>>70462520
A multicultural success story

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i'm the youngest man working at my office so the cunts made me carry a shit load of boxes of files down to reception before i went home down 3 lots of stairs and now my arms fucking wreck. i'm not even young i'm fucking 27 but everyone there is some fat middle aged bint

we want out the eu now send in the tanks mrs may

>>70462520
I'm also from Ireland

>>70462392
Wales is basically England

>>70462520
this is what you wanted post brexit

>>70462520
It's like a less diverse version of Britain

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>>70462507
>>70462549
what the FUCK did you just say björn

>>70462520
ireland is part of the british isles and therefore welcome, the rest can fuck off tbqh

Starting to finally get nervous about the gf's trip to magaluf

Shes just going with her girl friends, and is very loyal, but she does tend to drink a lot at these things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yv0Ov0wJxg

banger

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>>70462451

>>70462562
How fucking weak are you lad?

>>70462594
No

>>70462582
we wanted highly skilled posters (aussies, icelanders, french)

we don't want low skilled posting scum like you around

Tell me about the first time you had a wank, I was 19 on the 19 bus

>>70462203
ah yes

a fake daily mail article

truly separates the wheat from the chaff of normal people and fucking idiots

i got an empire of emotion
squad see me cruisin rusin on my go kart
im warho im warhol im wario when im in mario kart
toppin the charts
acin my cards
chopper my locker im writing these bars
coca cola veins im insane trip through memory lane

conservatism is essentially just totalitarianism

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what do Brits call these?

>>70462520
theyve all been turned into british sleeper agents

>at work
>waiting in line to buy a coffee
>some mid 30 limp wrist sounding twat gets in line behind me
>the poof starts loudly bad mouthing trump
>"well its all this stuff about the wall you know that i dont like"
>starts reciting stats he had memorised about the cost of the wall and the length it would need to be
honestly think if youre a leftie by that age youre mentally ill

>>70462520
i was unironically born in pakistan

>>70462562
>arms are a wreck from that
Grim

>>70462520
h-hello? are you racist?

>>70462594
umm sweetie iceland is part of the british isles too x

>>70462650
Laggy bands

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>>70462595

>>70462649
ohh il va fermer sa gueule...

>>70462666
good lad. nigeria me

>>70462618
ah yes about 8 trips carrying 3 boxes at a time down three massive flights of stairs i'm sure you'd have bossed it

>>70462650
elastic bands

>>70462621
newcunt

>>70462650
Laccy band

>>70462650
elasticos

>>70462650
Stretchy sketchy snip snaps

>>70462702
yay for the commonwealth

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>truly separates the wheat from the chaff of normal people and fucking idiots
t. not Shakespeare

>>70462711
>>70462717
>>70462723
>>70462734
they're called rubber bands lads. you were close though

I KISSED THE GIRL AND I LIKEDD IIIIT
HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND ITTT
I KISSED THE GIRL AND I LIKED IITTT
I KISSED THE GIRL JUST TO TRYYY IT

don't get your fatness in my zone

and don't get your fat fingers on my phone

>>70462650
rubber bands

>>70462755
FOY

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Thoughts?

>>70462671
*swings a snooker ball in a sock at you*

>>70462562
Hmm, first job?

king krule

>>70462780
fatfucks BTFO

I have collected hundreds of elastic bands from my previous job as a postman
Now I just need to put them into some sort of use

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LADS

>>70462650
improvisational cock rings

>>7046232
Craven was years ago dude.

>>70462780
>can't order a small pop then refill forever anymore

>>70462786
rude

>>70462803
i'm fucking 27 i'd have to be in a pretty dire state for it to be my first job. everyone else is just fat and old so anything mildly physical gets delegated to me

I havent brushed my teeth since November. Only thing i've noticed is that they hurt when i drink really cold water, and my breath is fucking disgusting when i first wake up. A meal / snack cures the bad breath though.

>>70462804
good post

>Corbyn, who accused so many of being Blairite sellouts, is now on the same side as UKIP, the Tories, Mail, Express, Sun, Putin and Trump.

>>70462820
haha she's wearing an orange suit

>>70462808
I used to do this too
I wasn't a postman but I'd take a few everyday from the post room in the office building

>>70462780
good

>>70462820
>tfw theresa may is taller than you

>>70462835
FOY

>>70462869
ah yes the "fashionable" Mrs May

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>>70462523
... Yep .................. Yep ...

do you like our progressive pop music with niggers 'n shiet?
pls accept Russia into global community.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu9IJ3XDKQU

>>70462820
he's pointing at her pussy
he's going to grab her

>>70462780
Those unlimited refill deals are shite anyway, you'd have to drink 4 pints worth just to cover the cost

>>70462878
You can always shoot them at people, but that's about all I do with them

>>70462908
>2.19 MB
>.jpg.png
i fucked it

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>>70462820
That's an old bust


and im not talking about that lady

>>70462706
Literally do it every single day of the week.

>>70462855
>i'm fucking 27 i'd have to be in a pretty dire state for it to be my first job.
well, it's 4chan after all, everyone is lifeless here..
your colleagues must visit the gym.

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ah yes

mass shooters are white

>>70462820
HE PUT THE CHURCHILL BUST UP

OH SHIIIIIIET
>>70462930
HIDE YA MINGES HIDE YA MUMS

>>70461299
um sweetie

I bought a Dungeons & Dragons starter box and players handbook

But it looks like I might get DBS checked out of the call centre job

on the charlie

used to think eddie izzard dressed as a nonce as a part of his comedy schemes like paul o' grady used to

turns out he's just some weird bender tranny who isnt bent or a tranny
don't get the gimmick at all

>>70462992
they are an american problem

it must be the apocalypse . m knight is making kinos again

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>>70462930

>>70462992
cant corner the dorner

>>70462923
always fun to see how russia is 20 years behind the rest of the world

toilet's clogged and a plunger isn't working. any ideas?

>>70463021
americans are a problem

>>70462820
obama on suicide watch

>>70463014
hmm

>>70463014
you need friends in order to playd&d

>>70463074
Drive down to the local shops and find the group of polish men huddling in the corner, offer one a tenner and he'll come fix it

the utter state of me

Watching Arrival lads, see you in 1 hour 56 minutes xxx

>>70462992
Dorner shot pigs, they don't count

GOT A UNI SWAG AND I PULL IT OFF

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>>70463091
who?

More like sarGONE of assad amirite?

>>70463074
snake it

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Is it wrong that I would remove this Rosa Parks statue if I became President?

She's known for being black lady who wouldn't give her seat to a white guy by the way

>>70463074
leave dishwasher soap/hand soap in the bowl for ~5 mins then try flush again

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>>70463074
pour bleach down and let it fester for about 24 hours

or some sulphuric acid if you have some going spare

>>70463071
*progressively sucks big black cock*
*pulls it out for a sec*
wut?

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>Dorner shot pigs, they don't count

>>70463074
a large pot of boiling water.

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Aisha is back, and she's now rallying against sexist festival promoters who heartlessly book artists based on their current popularity and who's likely to sell tickets, rather than the most important thing, their gender. Go on lass!

might fire up the ol' aeropress

>>70463165
Better off spending your political capital on something real and meaningful rather than a symbolic gesture

>>70463113
My little sisters like the DnD episode of Community, they'll play
And my mum and other sister don't want me to kill myself so they'll play too


Also, the book will be nice to read and the box will colour my room up

>>70463074
don't you take off ur shoes indoors or is it just a meme?

>>70463165
No. It was a pivotal part in the Civil Rights Movement you edgelord.

And it was peaceful.

>>70463165
>her statue isn't as glossy
>non-white cunt
>she's sitting like a lazy nigger
>muh seat

Cunt

when im coming home they call me vännen

>>70463207
>only 1 grime artist on there
absolutely disgusting, they should be shut down

my teeth are rotting because I smoke a lot, opinions?

>>70463074
I had this problem earlier, I had to put my hand in and break up a massive turd. It works but it's not fun.

https://howlonguntiltrumpleaves.com/

>>70463221
favorite community character?

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You all have plans for tonight to go out, be social and meet a girl, right lads?

Not sitting home again with a bottle of buckfast, Steam backlog and the same old porn clips as last week, right?

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promised myself i'd eat before i started railing the ol' 'caine but seems like that plans out the fucking window. i'll just pencil my next meal ni for sunday night then hahahahahahahahahhahha

>>70463268
honorary brit

>>70463285
really like this pepe so i'm saving it ok?

mummy may says i will be anally punished if bully people on the internet

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>>70463285
No.

The plan is to order a takeaway and watch anime all night.

>>70463020
He's not gay

>>70463276
im guessing the dean

>>70463169
>>70463175
I'll try these, thanks
>>70463229
depends. if I am staying a while then I'll take them off unless I just got home from a long day of work and am extremely tired I'll just sleep in them

>>70463117
Those animals would probably throw in a BJ too

>>70463276
Pierce

I was shocked that my uni "friends" liked Troy, he's too unbelievably stupid and hence not funny

>>70463301
saddo

wondering how ugly and grim your face is

>>70463310
thanks, gib me dat Britbong passpor now.

>>70463188
ah yes the famous russian passive-aggressive humor

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>>70463285
my plans tonight
haha kill yourself loser

why does the us gubbermint fund planned parenthood? abortion is a private matter

This whole
>muh Churchill
thing is really fucking embarrassing, why do people need a yank president to pretend to care about a leader of their country 70 years ago?

>>70463285
YOU DONT KNOW ME
DONT ACT LIKE YOU KNOW ME

>>70463285
Visiting the 'rents so going to the pub with the old man

>>70463285
No, I'm planning to sit at home with my gf.

>>70463362
its called symbolism you swine

>>70463335
I'm only on season 2 so I can't decide yet.

Troy could never be my favorite, like you said he's too one dimensional and overdone, but I do think he has some funny lines.

Which of the grills is your favorite

>>70463331
Didn't realise he counted

He's my second favourite due to having less screentime

>>70463362
symbolises the special relationship
aspergers twat

>>70463207
danny brown and tory lanez are black dumb girl

Gonna spend the whole weekend at home cos I've sick of going out and pretending to be nice to people

>>70463359
Defund planned Parenthood and watch the black population grow as a percentage of US population for the first time in decades lol

Well done drumpf

http://www.signandsight.com/features/493.html


literally describes most of the 'chan especially /pol/ in the wake of trump

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>>70463342
relax it's not blue peter, just having a nice relaxing snort of cocaine

>>70463427
>not knowing wiley's black
>>>/cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcroTw04i-w

>>70463399
cowgirl annie

too tired

>>70463406
>>70463397
>n-notice me big American man

Pathetic

>>70463443
fucking hell that's a lot of words
you do not expect me to actually read any of them, do you?

>>70463465
good lad

>>70463285
i do actually

>>70463475
fuck off you paki twat

>>70463285
just not realising its friday

>>70463329
I said this in my post

I should be able to just put my information into a website and be matched with a suitable job

when will we revolutionise recruitment?

>>70463464
what postcode is he repping? also i saw danny brown live it was l i t

mosh pit was 5 lines deep