>mfw Americans microwave water

>Americans store soap in their fridges

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>mfw americans keep their bread in fridge

>>70460718
I do this sometimes. But I don't eat much bread anyway.

>>70460718
It encourages the bread to stale instead of mold, which allows it to keep longer. That way you can stretch a single loaf through an entire week.

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>>70460718
>mfw you get annexed

>Americans microwave stuff so they can storage it in the fridge

>mfw americans keep dead bodies in their fridges
http://wncn.com/2016/05/31/dead-body-was-found-in-freezer-in-goldsboro-woman-says/

>>70460718
i actually keep it in the freezer and use the toaster to thaw it

>Americans microwave their guns

>>70460768
Use the leftover bread for homemade beer. Problem solved.

>>70460853
mmm, kvass

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>tfw made microwave rice last week
felt like a true american patriot

I've never known anyone my entire life who microwaves water

>>70460680
What else would you do? Heat it on the stovetop like a peasant?
>>70460718
Keeps longer that way

>>70461094
I guess you're not american

>>70461094
An old Asian lady invited me to her home, put Lipton tea bags in cups with cold water, and then put the cups in the microwave.

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>Mfw Americans sleep with their shoes on

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>>70461094
Checkmate, atheists.

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>american floors are made out of carpet

>>70461240
Always gotta be ready to go. It's part of the modern, fast-paced, on-the-go American lifestyle.

>>70461203
>An old Asian lady invited me to her home
Hmm...

>>70460680
>>70460704
>>70460718
>>70460796
>>70461240
Nobody does this

>>70461330
Only poor people do this

>Americans have to pay $150 to turn their water off

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4b1_1483233942

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>>70460680
>90% of all Americans has never seen a $1 coin

>>70460680
I do it too. What's the problem?

>mfw american
>mfw the clappening everywhere i go

>>70462794
wtf?
Can you not just turn off the main tap?

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>Americans wash themselves with a catcher's mitt

>talk to an American for the first time
>he shouts while he talks

Is this normal?

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>>70460718

>Ukrainians keep their eastern oblasts in Anti-Terrorist Operation Zone

>bantering an american
>he stares at your flag for 10 minutes
>comes out with a half assed pasive agresive post based on the flag he saw

>>70467232
After watching American tv through multiple streams, all of their presenters do this weird shout talking thing. It was really annoying.