Meme gf Edition
*kills the anzu*
you guys ready for this or what
First for American heroes
How do I get big booty Mexican girlfriend?
>>70459555
THICC
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>>70459555
>ywn will never have a real life Miss Piggy due to ethtical standards
Fucking government, let the scientists do it
>>70459555
oh hell fucking yeah
my girl is making good progress so far, not much longer before she is real nice and plump
>>70459629
Offer them citizenship
>>70459659
trans fats were a mistake
stop posting these nasty whores or i will spam my whole anime collection.
literally me
>>70459659
I'm not really that into real big fatties but gainers are so fucking hot
>>70459786
u wanna tussle niggga
https://youtu.be/Va80MVxre7Q
BASED MEXICO
Tax time I better get more back than I did last year
>>70459659
VERY nice fupa
>>70459874
>but Papi...why u no want me in ur country no more? Papi how have I wronged u?
>>70459668
ummm racist?
>>70459860
no, not really.
>>70459968
I want to open this but I'm at work Jesus please kill me soul
>>70459989
No, it's a win win.
Anon gets big booty Mexican girlfriend, and big booty Mexican girlfriend gets citizenship
>>70460026
just tell everyone that it is your gf
it's not lewd to people who aren't enlightened about the wonders of feet
>>70460095
don't you have toes to succ for new years my man
I'M DABBIN' ON 'EM
I'M DABBIN' ON EM
LET'S GO DUDES
HIT 'EM WITH THE DAB *DABS*
>>70460164
no regrettably
my gf is not even here (not allowed to go there yet)
just went to a friend's house for cny eve but i still got to check out some cute feet
>>70460220
M A D L O V E
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V
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>>70459496
>gf
I think you mean bf
>>70459659
That is a fucking shame.
>>70460274
jealous ass craKKas be rewriting history stay WOKE
>>70460264
too bad.
just make sure to succ em good once she gets back.
it's pretty cold in Taiwan right now isn't it. no sandal weather unfortunately
Lola
yellow fever footfags fuck off
>>70460095
>me
>gf
that's even more suspicious
this is fucking delicious
>>70460437
Female feet is patrician
>>70460486
w2c
>>70460486
it does look extremely nice yes
>>70460290
>>70460373
cold is always relative
i haven't had a "cold" day here by the standards of the place I grew up in
But I still wear the same winter jacket now that I had worn while outside in blizzards
my body now feels a little chilly at temps below 65f, but that's really not cold at all. Saw some woman walking around bundled up like she was in Antartica today, but I was sweating.
Right now it is not that cold though. I sleep with the window open every night because the bed cover is too warm (made out of thick polyester I think), and that's the only one I have right now. If it's above 70f in my room and I covered in it, I'd wake up drenched in sweat.
>>70460486
taco bell is as cancerous as tex mexi restaurants. but i would eat the fuck out of that.
>>70460563
t. chicano
>>70460560
yeah it's taiwan cold i mean
Can a Mexicano give me a good recipe for Taco meat
When I was a little boy one time I jacked off to my older sister's feet when she was sleeping
Outlaw the IRS
>>70460643
Cow tongue
>>70460643
1lb lean ground beef
Ol del paso taco mix
Water
Who is your favorite love live seiyuu /cum/?
i like rikyako
>>70460666
Really?
>>70460603
yes then I would agree w/ you
also raining right now in tai bae
guess I should be happy for that though cause it'll keep the loons from setting off fireworks, meaning i can get some sleep tonight
>>70460705
Why are they setting off fireworks
How do I live in america without being mexican
I don't talk spanish
>>70460751
Chink New Year
(Year of the ROOSTER)
>>70460692
It's a thing
>>70460753
We're 20% black, you'll fit right in
the older i get the more i despise the rest of canada and its inhabitants
Im skipping today
>>70460753
oh you are fucked. everyone here speaks surrender and bricklayer
>>70460595
nope
>>70460790
Is it any good?
>>70460797
But I'm not black I'm slav my family is half polish half russian
>>70460808
Where from
>>70460859
just guess, it's not very hard
i'll give you a clue, i especially despise ontario and alberta
>>70460881
Nunavut
>>70460838
The meat is very soft, but it's really difficult to cook without it getting rubbery or simply raw. I've only found 3 restaurants out of the dozens around here that can cook it properly.
>>70460842
eto kto
>>70460928
no it's a province where the official language is french and we apparently ban english or something
>>70460934
Fugg, I guess I won't even attempt it then
>>70460691
kitoris one
>>70460934
fucking doughnuts.
>>70460881
Vive le Québec Libre!!!
>>70460955
New Brunswick
>>70460934
PAN
NICE AND HOT
>>70461023
nah new brunswick is the only officially bilingual* province
*actually bilingual only for the sake of the majority anglo population
Fuck Toronto
>new valentine's day themed donuts at dunkin donuts
>one is a brownie batter filled chocolate icing with brownie crumbs sprinkled on
>took two home to try them out
>mine didn't have any batter in it at all but the other one did
th-thanks
>>70461134
i called it browntown now
>>70461066
>new brunswick is the only officially bilingual* province
Didn't know this desu
>>70460979
You should consider it if you trust your local Mexican restaurant, I'm mostly just a nitpicker when it comes to food.
>>70460991
she is cute
Brunswick
Brunsen = German dialect for pissing
Wick = wick of a candle
Brunswick = City of piss fueled candle
How do you like this German humor
Like if you still remember my Connecticut joke
>>70461155
yes, canada has this awesome, epic meme where they claim that the country is bilingual and therefore has always been some multicultural wonderland
the catch though is that it's only bilingual at the FEDERAL level
>>70461170
Alright, I might try it next time I go out
the following people are gay:
>>70461208
German humor is worse than Nigerian humor which is pretty bad.
>>70461250
>next time i go out
in 4 years :^')
>>70461150
Kek
>>70461306
Nah, I vote during the midterms too
>>70461148
I hate this meme
How do I get into guns?
>>70461150
meant to write "call" here, i don't know why i keep making more and more typos every day
>>70461359
vidya and autism
>>70461318
cute nabe senpai
>>70461359
Move to a country that isn't gommie
I needed 1 (one) date to kiss her
AMA
>>70459496
>>70461359
buy a gun
part one: stop jerking off
part two: get in a fist fight
part three: fist fight your dad
part four: fist fight your dad
part five: OxyContin 80s in your room for a month
kek so that colleague said he can get a letter from his headshrink so that when he quits the job he will get unemployment benefits right away without a blocking period because he had to quit due to medical reasons
this bitch is not made for this world. his job is like 0.0% stress or effort and he can't deal with it. pathetic whino.
now he is asking around places if they offer a full time job working with refugees lmao
he is also wearing kurdish traditional scarves all the time and literally spends every single free minute in the shared apartment of those rapefugees now. wants to gift them his playstation 3 after they already got a 60inch for free so they can play some FIFA.
and also he went to a concert of some refugee pianist lately and after every song the guy had to stop and hold his arm in pain because there was still a grenade shrapnel in it...man that touched him so much.
>wypipo
>>70461395
Thanks
>>70461548
liberalism was a mistake
>>70461420
is there a second part
>>70461548
do you pull these out of your ass?
>>70461418
you
these resident evil movies are so bad
>>70460842
>half russian
dolangue legal piazito
da prxima vez dga q eh ucra
>>70461772
Saw half of one on showcase once was cringing pretty hard
hello /cum/bois
>>70461872
Hello!
>>70461783
why should he say he is ukranian?
>>70461846
>you will never be 12 and jerk off to weird showcase movies and documentaries showing titties for 2 minutes, again
;_;
>>70461945
>Ukrainian
No such thing
>>>/x/
Tfw just wanna become a teacher so I can travel the world and teach English in another country every year or so
I hate MIPS fuck this retarded class.
>>70461973
what a shit board.
>>70461681
no why would i
he started with this shit sometime last year when the injustice of the civil war in syria just got to him sooo much and he became really depwessed because of it.
literally wouldn't talk to anyone and just sit around half crying like a bitch and having random rage fits at work lol
kept talking about all that bullshit he read on twitter and how comfortable a simple live in syria would be living in tents somewhere in the open
he was dead set on leaving the company at the end of december (possibly joining some syrian organization to help out over there, not necessarily combat but if he had no other choice he would fight with them) but being the little bitch he is nothing came out of it because he will never have the guts to tell the boss he is leaving
also if he left he would have to move out of his apartment but he is too lazy to do that because he would have to put new wallpaper on the walls and remove the carpet (he signed for that in his rental agreement) but if he doesn't move out he will literally not have any money left as the rent is like 60% of his pay and it's been like that ever since his GF dumped him a couple of years ago but he is too lazy to look for anything cheaper because of the stuff i mentioned above
rather lives with no means of saving any money and spending a couple hundred euros on weed he buys from underage moroccans who then go ahead and ask him to lend them 200€ of which he hasn't been given a single euro back yet and never will lmao
but he needs it to stay calm
drug users are literally degenerates
i swear he had a plumber over once and offered him coffee, plumber drops the sugar and it spills all over the carpet and table. he didn't bother cleaning it up for like 3 months and just walked around the mess.
I'm in a bad mood today buds :(
>>70461548
>>70462105
can you greentext these pls
>>70462105
it is so cringy...thats why I cant believe it. Also wall of text...
do this>>70462138
next time
>>70462125
What can I do to help fix that?
>>70462138
>colleague is a retard
>talks about and does retarded shit all the time
>tfw Drumpf is a state's rights president
I HATE federalism now
>>70461945
More believable.
>>70462138
look at this loser faggot who cannot into prose
>>70462186
wtf I hate your colleague now
>>70462216
Unironically think that Shakespeare would be better with greentext
Do you put peas and corn in taco meat?
i have some left and want to use it up
>>70462184
Put on some lip gloss and a cute dress then suck my penis really really hard
Maximum suction like a dyson vacuum
>>70462243
You should get off the internet for a little bit if you really think that
>fascism
never has a word been butchered of its meaning this much
>>70462264
no. peas seems a bit weird but corn would work
>>70462243
>>70462274
>Maximum suction like a dyson vacuum
your gonna rip your dick off
>>70462302
You should back the fuck off
>>70462351
>>70462243
to dumb too read the shake a sphere
>>70462274
I'm calling an Uber driver right now. Where do you live?
confederate is the best policy
>>70462474
FRANCE
>>70462474
drumpf
>>70462474
France is our worst ally
>>70462474
>France doesn't support death to traitors
what
had a korean once that unironically sucked my dick like a dyson
she was very skilled and ambitious, sucking dick for hours on end
she had a thing for dicks and said she just enjoyed sucking dick
was able to film a complete cocksuck session by pretending to be merely holding the phone in my hands once (she never let me film her face so i had to do it in secret)
also was a complete whore (former coke addict who whored around hong kong clubs)
she was a legit psycho, would just randomly start crying in her sleep
but that's what korea does to your brain i guess, she fled the country and went living all over the place
becoming a millionaire by joining being part of black market labour gang in Australia (no joke) then shitting away all the money in casinos before getting the fuck out of there and settling in hong kong with some cuck who let her fuck other guys as long as she stayed with him
had cute little feet tho (posted them here before), also nice strong legs i used to let her choke me with (black belt tae kwon do instructor)
gonna buy some ground beef now
How about all this water, my fellow Californians?
>>70462418
Tampa, Florida
Let's make this happen bb, you need some money?
>>70462105
Wow anon, your coworker is a little bitch.
15 mins until spicing boys
*genocides all cute girl weebs*
The bloodline of America must be pure of such degenerates.
>>70462651
Certainly this is the end of California. Surly we will slide into the ocean now.
>>70462901
Good job idiot you still left the fat virigin weeaboos that browse 4chan
>>70462944
if only the country was so lucky
>>70462956
Useful idiots in the reclamation of the republic.
>>70462956
well he surely wouldn't want to genocide himself ^^
>package is out for delivery
>>70462969
So lucky not to consume our wonderful media, almonds and happy cows?
You fool.
dormmates blasting Erykah Badu rn
>>70463087
W O K E
>>70463034
>wonderful media
>
I'll be sad about the almonds tho
>>70462679
>Uber Error: Distance between two points exceeds 100 miles (160 km)
I'm gonna need a plane ticket
Coffee > tea > soda > juice >>>>>>>>> the energy drink Jew
>>70463087
based
>>70463153
Red Bull is the best
>>70463209
The yellow one is okay but energy drinks are a globalist plot to get you to spend money on liquid vitamins and caffeine.
Gonna go play a single player game
>>70463153
Coffee > REAL juice > pop > tea > American "juice" >>>> Hebrew energy drink
>>70463333
Quads really settle this debate. Kek wills it true.
What it I brew some tea in my hot coffee? Has it been done?
cuteposting
ban canada
>>70463654
Every post you make is cute :3
>>70462474
the south will rise again
>>70463669
i agree
>>70463333
Tea > milk > coffee > malta > kompot > juice >>> soda >>>>> energy drinks, raw sewage, diet soda
>>70459496
oh wow, I've had this webm for a while and I never saw the title of it until today
>>70463791
Fuck you weeb
>be American
>get shot
>contract autism
>post on /cum/
>>70463877
leave him alone
>>70463877
not if I fuck you first
>>70463954
>>70463969
Go to /a/
Coins are so useless
Just counted what's in my big coin jar and it was 9,30€ lol
Why are there even 1,2,5,10,20,50 cent coins?
Complete waste.
Germany needs to learn from the US and switch to card payment
I have taken the first step and ordered a card with contactless functionality (supermarket I always go to accepts it)
>>70464021
what would you like us to post instead?
>>70464028
I haven't used cash in a few years
Vending machines at work take cards
>>70464021
hmm let me think about that
no
who /a/ here?
12:20 is literally the average /cum/ poster in 20 years
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2v7k-wAm2E
>>70464028
The US is third world, they still swipe and use chip & pin
meanwhile i just tap my wallet on the reader and the purchase goes through
also canada eliminated the 1 cent coin years ago
>>70464142
God I love being above average
Dude...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtQiQfQcJYQ
>>70464093
>>70464150
>also canada eliminated the 1 cent coin years ago
What do you use CoinStar for then?
>>70464245
Nickels and dime, you know, poor people coins.
Healthy young normie goes to 4chan, gets pumped full of shitposts and anime, doesn't feel good and changes - AUTISM! Many such cases!!
>>70464150
>value of the canadian dollar
>>70464245
They use their change to buy pepperoni sticks and vodka. I recommend the documentary called Trailer Park Boys.
>>70464332
You know we manipulate its value to be below yours, right?
>>70464332
i make money off forex, doesn't really bother me considering i keep most of my savings in USD
based petrodollar
ever since trudeau was elected canadian posting has gone to shit
what is the cause of this
>>70464142
Why not just use DOSBox?
>>70464458
It's not the same
>>70464435
no one asked for you opinion
>>70464142
that laugh
it was more like a cackle
wtf why do these people broadcast their lives
>>70464051
Thicc males
Numbers just came in. Refugee crisis cost Germany 21.7 billion Euros in 2016, 21.3 are allotted for 2017.
The WALL will cost an estimated 25 billion US dollars to build.
Why is Trump so smart?
It's my birthday, I just got $200. What should I spend it on?
Is it true that Missouri is literally Misery?
>>70464606
burger bucks?
>>70464655
200 maple dollars
Does anyone have the pic of Trump doing this
>>70464637
Wasn't Misery set in Colorado?
>>70464637
Nope, they're not pronounced the same
>>70464606
Invest in concrete companies.
>>70464637
Honestly, the more hokey parts seem okay. I wouldn't want to be in the fundie Christian cities.
>>70464606
what do you need
>>70464556
Wait until all of those newcomers start popping out 5 kids apiece :^)
Is there any Mexican around?
>>70464552
Let me go find the other flash drive, have this in the mean time
>>70464810
we /cu/m/ now
>>70464810
They're busy arguing how they're not going to pay for the wall they're paying for.
>>70464689
you should buy a nice lunch, happy birthday!
>>70464810
>>70464887
>$150 dinner
What
>>70464909
chicANO is now
>>70464964
2 Michelin Star 3 course lunch deal
>>70464990
Or two of the $100 burgers in Vegas
>>70464492
I'm not gonna lie, that video made me really nostalgic.
So I opened my fridge this morning
Buds...
>>70464909
out out out
>>70464964
i didnt say to use all the money you stupid burger
>>70465065
Um, shut up??
>>70465034
That's cute, give your mom a hug
>>70465034
red velvet!
Do anti depressants work? Sweden thread only reply with images of merchants
>>70465034
>chunk of uncovered cake
send it back
>>70465087
Why?
Also, half of it is gone. I don't know whats in the box beneath it.
>>70464142
...left or right?
>>70465136
No, they're a globalist conspiracy to get you complacent regarding mass immigration. Buy super male vitality instead.
>>70465136
>anti-depressants
>>70465167
You're not birthday anon? I assume you took a bite out of the cake before posting.
>>70465136
merchants?
>>70465136
>>70465136
Of course they work go- anon!
>>70465136
Fuck that shit. I already lost a bud to that shit, and almost got addicted to something similar.
I was one anti-anger ones and I nearly got addicted to it. I stopped going to the doctor and threw the remaining ones I had. If it wasn't for my bad habit of shitposting on here, the jitters from not taking them would've got to me.
Thanks, /cum/
>>70465136
They work but they have side-effects and shouldn't be considered a long-term solution unless you have serious clinical depression. Otherwise, they're more of a stepping stone to helping you fix whatever tangible problems you may have IRL.
>>70465136
>>70465365
>>70465136
.
>>70465323
What did you take? I tried escitalopram before, didn't seem that weird. (I'm not depressed or anything, just looking for a high at the time.)
>>70465136
made a thread
>>70465376
>play new resident evil
>my hands and leg get cut off
>pour some first aid on it and good to go
How accurate is this lads
>>70465513
>>70465513
>i criticize logic in videogames
what's next, complain about bad anathomy in anime
>>70465444
I think it was zoloft? Had to get it over the counter, but never really questioned it. You could exercise for a good high.
>>70465593
M E X I C O
Good afternoon, /cum/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
>>70465513
>not eating your din dins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2XLFWGTDGk
>>70465672
Good afternoon
>>70465672
Daily reminder
>>70460692
spanish people love cow tongue and sweet breads
>>70465672
hello
>>70465701
Hey hey, you look like the cake in >>70465034
>>70465608
It didn't make me high though. Just mellowed me out and killed my boner.
>>70465672
Good norning
I wish I can get replies just for being a stupid fucking namefag
>>70465837
>exercise doesn't give you a boner
Clearly you haven't stared at yourself in the mirror after achieving a fit physical form.
@70465901
Then do it, faggot
>>70465034
looks good
>>70465904
I was referring to escitalopram. Exercise does give me a big ol' boner.
>>70465428
>>70465974
No, zoloft doesn't get you high.
hey guys, im a girl
>>70466025
lets see those feet
>>70465901
>just for being a stupid fucking namefag
uhh no, you gotta try as hard as possible to make people react to your posts to be a namefag
>>70465974
Do I give you a big ol boner?
>>70466044
>>70466025
lets see those tits
>>70466063
yikes
>>70466055
>anime
>>70466066
>>70466025
Post those forearms
>>70466106
puffy nip best nip
>>70466086
I. Did. Not. Fucking. Ask. You. Sweetie.
@70466115
sorry you didnt get the digits
>>70466025
Calm down AB, you'll find love one day.
>>70466055
The biggest
>>70466140
I was anime posting the whole time
>>70465136
i took them and they made me more depressed and theyre expensive
manime
I don't like this new condescending sweetie meme
kush
>>70466266
in my lungs and I die in my sleep
>>70466258
It gets me hard
>>70466258
well that's just your opinion sweetie!
:)
Watching Spirited Away buds
>there are literally people who worship a male mestizo who role plays as a girl weeb
Watching a three year old play minecraft. His genocide of the villagers is going well.
i love /cum/
>>70466599
>>70466599
tell me more
>>70466599
yeah well you worship a dead jew on a stick
>>70466648
I love you too sweetie
Watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMudC3E_9tM
Not sure why they want to be hard or what this bald man wants to do with their willies.
>>70466692
ewwwww, wtf u calling sweetie.
just fapped off and made a seamen deposit in my towel
I WANT A GIANT GIRLFRIEND SO BAD BROS
>>70466747
I'm calling u sweetie, sweetie
Goodbye, /cum/
See you later
>>70466837
how giant we talking
>>70460643
http://www.livestrong.com/article/460314-how-to-cook-arrachera-mexican-beef/
And Tortillas but true Tortillas and not that shit that taco bell sells
>>70467064
Now I know how I want to die
>>70467064
those are some big girls
>>70467118
>arrachera
may as well eat SHIT.
>>70467118
I have corn tortillas mr mexico
>>70467126
>le big guy meme XD
I'M SICK OF THIS FUCKING MEME ALL YOU SAY IS FOR YOU THAT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY I HATE YOU SO MUCH STOP USING THIS SHITTY REDDIT MEME REEEEEEEEEEE
>>70467204
those are big letters
>Be khajiit
>Join thieves guild
>Steal from guild members
lol
>>70467154
>suadero
Tipical DFctuoso end your life please
>>70467226
for you
>>70467231
>come to guild the next day
>they give you a fine
>>70467256
Arrachera is a chilango cut, thats what they love, they are so poor arrachera is some kind of prime steak.
thinking of going to the gym before eating lunch even though its 12:30pm lmao
>>70467064
want to take a ride on their shoulders desu
>>le big guy meme XD
>I'M SICK OF THIS FUCKING MEME ALL YOU SAY IS FOR YOU THAT'S NOT FUCKING FUNNY I HATE YOU SO MUCH STOP USING THIS SHITTY REDDIT MEME REEEEEEEEEEE
>>70467204
Bane is a pretty good meme honestly
Reminiscent of a lot of older stuff. Great OC too
>>70467204
someone get this hothead outta here
>>70467316
>>70467204
t. reddit
>>70467204
you love that meme what are you talking about.
Greenland and Alaska is Canadian clay
>>70460691
what was the one who starred in porn movies?