/brit/ more like /shit/

anime

post IMG_1142 lad

pooey wank

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This is not a bad album

>>70453283
he probably has a very attractive gf now

>>70453302
unironically have nudes of this lad

Can't get the Prisoners of Love track out of my head lads.

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/ss/

>>70453342
post them ironically

Do not reply to this post.

>>70453338
>g

>>70453342
n
o
n
c
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>>70453360
giz a kissy

would suck any of your knobs ironically

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almost beddy byes lads

Every time I post I have to be very careful not to get banned because I live with someone who also browses /int/

>>70453396
same here lad in about 30 minutes

see you there :3

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Does anyone here like KKB?

>>70453357
What you gonna do now fuckboi

GOOD FUCKING MORNING GOD DAMMIT

>>70453447
have the memes reached sarah or crusher yet?

*hears something that sounded like a runt saying good morning*

huh

*walks away*

>>70453328
Not bad - it's great but it's clearly a few steps below their debut

>>70453447
keepin my stomach full and my balls empty ;D

the stored poo is bulging against my prostate

>>70452347
Is this true?

halt I am reptar

>angela merkel's approval rating is 74%

how fucking brainwashed are germans?

>>70453597
yes, the UK is DOOMED

>>70453597
hmm
>Need to look over 18 or have ID to buy superglue or sharp knives
yes for knives, no for glue
>London is somewhere between 40 and 60% white, its such a clusterfuck nobody even knows anymore
yes
>Every single major city is FULL of shitskins
not really
>Large portion of the country is comprised of revolting 60s and 70s homes and concrete tower blocks
yes, but they're slowly being torn down
>Sky is grey for more than 2/3 of the year
no
>NHS waiting times are astronomical and it keeps eating more and more money
yes, but this is because the government are shit (though for some reason everyone keeps voting them in)
>Feminist shit and lefty shit is almost as rife as in America
no
>Still have gun crime but it's almost impossible to get a gun if you're not a criminal
gun crime isn't an issue anymore, also no to the latter
>Most ex-empire countries hate us
no
>Now continental Europe hates us
not really
>Have to turn to America and suck their willy to survive
we've always done this

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literally on lunch in the office as I type this

>>70453682
pretty much this

>>70453697
madman

howling at the fact the NHS made a fucking appearance in the 2012 london olympic opening ceremony

grim

>>70453302
look quite a lot like are 1142 tbf

literally at my desk sippin' a mug of green tea as I type this :D

hmmm

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creasing

>>70453612
t. "redpilled" poltard

Yank on vacation in Ireland here. My Dad is soooo embarrassing.

He kissed the fucking ground when we landed.

>Mother Eire, your sons have returned

Insisted on asking everyone and their mother their "lineage".

Tried speaking Gaelic EVERY SINGLE CHANCE he got.

Got tossed from a pub for praising the IRA.

Ruined my attempt at flirting with a qt by clapping me on the back and telling her I shit you not.

>"Looks like my lad is about to get REAL Irish luck".

Rambled about Protestant scum (we're fucking Lutherans).

Walked with a cane.

Greeted passerby with "TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YE"

I wanted to die. I'm never going on a trip with him again.

Lads nigger

keep anime from your general

t. anime pro

EXAMS ARE FINISHED
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

LETS GO

>>70453958
mine finished over a week ago
keep up lad

>>70453972
sorry lad, some of us do real degrees like physics and engineering, not history/sociology

>>70453958
>>70453972
>exams finishing in january

bizarro country

>>70453958
>>70453972
finished mine in december...

Hmm

I think brexit might have been a big mistake.

Oh well the 52% of people who voted clearly know what's best for the entire country.

>>70454008
>>70454017
have more in May/June

Harveybo lol

>>70453996
i do physics lol

>>70454072
runt

>>70454024
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what unis do you lads go to?

i go to melbourne which is #32 in the world so is your uni better than mine?

>be at bar
>ride the electric bull
>security guard comes up to me and says I have to leave
>shocked, have no idea why they want to kick me out
>convince the security guard that I did nothing wrong and he goes over to speak to the other guards
>apologizes and says enjoy your night

Ah yes

>>70454093
mine was voted Welsh University of the Year

beat that

>>70454093

I go to the University of Life, best in the world

>>70454024
a majority of the electorate are so desparate for change that they would ignore the advice of hundreds of economists and academics. hmm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW_R98EBO7s

>>70454093
mine is #244 but apparently voted Scottish university of the year

not too bummed it was still a miracle I got in I literally failed a year of highschool but turns out I'm much more fit for university

>>70453212
I already came this morning please stop with the lewd OPs

film friday at work lads. watching bridge of spies

Mother Eire, your sons have returned

>>70454199
do you have to watch film?

>>70454119
caerdydd

absolutely fucking hate this brown cunt

https://www.fb.com/TheProjectTV/videos/10154292750113441/

>>70454093
Top 20 in UK alledgidly, feels good man

>>70454093
is yours better than ANU

>>70454226
no, could just sit at my desk and work or go on the internet. just fancied the film. pretty good so far.

Let's see now...

the NHS is probably going to be semi-privatised
all schools are going to be turned into academies
all the banks are going to leave us, taking lots of jobs
we're not going to be in the single market
theresa may can implement as many authoritarian laws as she wants

but that's all fine because at least we got our sovereignty back

right guys?

Fascist Friday at work lads, currently sat in Richard Spencer lecture

>>70454232
abertawe

Fat Friday at work lads, currently on my third donut

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Got called a racist in greggs earlier lads

>>70454273
good parody of my fb feed

>>70454259
Melbourne is better on all lists except one (QS - which coincidentally people quote the most).

The times ranks Melbourne higher by about 20 places globally

>>70454320
Why are australians talking about the breggsit?

or are you guys clinging on to the hope that you can export more 'roo meat to us?

work keeps sending emails reminding people to shower and use deodorant
reckon I'm part of the problem tbqh

>>70454318
funnily enough I just went to greggs

as fucking dire as usual

time to lick a toilet seat to get rid of the taste

>>70453447
FIRST YOU FALL DOWN, THEN YOU GET BACK UP AGAIN.

Business idea: move to canada

>>70454366
yfw trampoline is about sarah bouncing on the #CRUSHER's 10 incher

>>70454355
*draws a picture of you*
*adds the stink-lines*

>>70454339
softcunts love to whine about every little thing
facebook is softcunt city

>gf telling me she has a tummy ache while we're both at work
oh shit hang on love
*snaps fingers*
there sorted
for fuck sake

>>70454425
did you cummy in her tummy

>>70454438
on, regularly
in, nah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atha8XPhkuQ

doing a mellow

>>70454425
break her nose

then she'll forget abot the stomach ache and possibly make you a sandwich

>>70453682
>yes for knives, no for glue

Wrong. It's anecdotal, but I had a job in some engineering workship as a 19 year old lad and went to buy some adhesive from the local oddjobs. They looked at me funny and told me I had to show ID to buy it.

I was like, "Excuse me? What?". Proper flabbergasted, I was.

They refused to budge, and I actually had to call some lass from the office to come over and buy it for me. Totally surreal.

Business idea: move to Ireland, when i get off the plane kiss the ground and say "mother eire thy sons have returned"

>>70454425
don't care

>>70453860

good post

Isn't it weird that my housemate who has been with his gf for like 3 years now still uses condoms?

You'd think she'd be on the pill

>>70454425
this is the reason i dont have a gf, they always require attention

>>70454499
the pill makes women fat, kills their sex drive and makes them loopy

>>70454394
Who the fucking hell is crusher?

BEEN POSTING IN THE WRONG FUCKING THREAD FOR 30 MINUTES

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>>70454553
bit dumb

business idea : change all your money to coins

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>>70454516
>birth control makes you want less sex

>>70454577
pills make the body think it's pregnant to stop it from releasing eggs from the ovaries
at the same time the body will reduce it's sex drive and also put on more weight

>>70454577
1>3>2

>>70454550
sarah's alpha bf

>>70454613
gives slags fat tits too

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>>70454571
even better idea: get rid of paper money

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/african-man-drowns-venice-grand-canal-video-onlookers-italy-racism-he-is-stupid-migrant-a7546806.html?cmpid=facebook-post

wtf i hate italy now!

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>5 hour tennis match between nadal and dimitrov finally fucking ended
>Nadal won

>>70454273
all of those except banks leaving and us leaving the single market would have happened anyway.

RE: banks leaving. They'll make a fuss and move a couple thousand office bods (who will slowly flow back over the next few years), but most of their experienced workforce lives and is settled in London. They could move abroad but then would need to replace half a bank's worth of employees, for which they would be competing with many other european banks. Makes 0 sense from a business viewpoint.

>>70454670
What's this wanker even trying to say

>>70454564

Would love to deck every attention whoring yewtewber who posts VIDEO TITLES IN ALL CAPS?!?!

>>70454739
Most languages don't have upper and lower case
Was a mistake

got too many windows open

gonna have to jettison /brit/ + BBC Sport, sorry lads

>>70454698
>all of those except banks leaving and us leaving the single market would have happened anyway.
only because people keep voting for the tories

>>70454758
>being a RAMlet

>>70454771
only because labour have not had a competent opposition since they lost their majority

Have a job interview for monday
fucking bricking it

>>70454870
What job

>>70454870
good luck

>>70454838
that's not a valid reason to vote for the tories and anyone who votes for the tories because of that is an imbecile

>>70454870
What are your strengths and weaknesses

my (middle aged male) boss just called me sweetheart

>>70454870
Where do you see yourself in 10 years

cunt

>>70454882
its an internship in an IT company

>>70454895
cheers la

>>70454946
fuck all strengths desu. I thought it was more a business job but its I think its all software development. They're testing me on my knowledge of java which is shite

/brit/?

More like /breitbart/

>>70446817
>>70446822
>>70446833
>>70446847
didn't pull the sicky in the end lads

>>70454981
pounding your mothers cum dumpster like the worlds gonna end desu

>>70455027
func.FOY;

>>70453682
>yes, but this is because the government are shit (though for some reason everyone keeps voting them in)

NO IT'S BECAUSE WE LET IN 350,000 FOREIGNERS A YEAR AND WE JUST CAN'T BUILD ENOUGH HOSPITALS/DON'T HAVE THE CASH TO ACCOMMODATE ALL OF THEM, ESPECIALLY WHEN WE'RE IN THE EU AND ANYONE FROM 27 OTHER COUNTRIES AND THEIR GRANDMA CAN COME HERE AND GET FREE HEALTH CARE THEN FUCK OFF AGAIN

>>70455027
You the BIS lad? Good luck

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tonight's plan
you?

nuck if you buck

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jesus lads

>>70454516

1000x this. In the case of the gf it was fine for a few years, but after a break going back on them killed her libido and fucked up her hormones, making her... a cunt.

>>70455108

Beddy bye byes by 9 sharp

>>70455056
>dumpster
FOY

>>70454940
it is a perfectly valid reason

>>70455141
>n9y25ah7
>NY 2597 AH
>New York 25th September 2017 scared noise
what did he mean by this?

>>70455141
Don't understand this post

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yoshida is famous in england ?

>>70455090
yeah

>>70455108
wtf are tots

>>70455108
get to bed early, wake up at 9, and watch demi-chan

>>70455188
no it isn't

people just think that labour are shit because they let the mainstream media warp and brainwash them

>>70455141

He tweeted his password?

>>70455189
you forgot the seventh at the end, that signals it to be a seventh chord

>>70455207
no

>Finally get For Honour beta
>It crashes after 1 minute every single time
Ah yes, Ubisoft

>>70455248
the 7 is 2017

>>70455207
He's not a celebrity but he's known to football fans, which comprises the majority of the male population of the country. He gets a decent amount of playing time

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>>70455228
tater tots

jesus lads I think I want to marry this laptop. Thinkpad x220 is so comfy and small, I just want to eat it.

Just remotely crashed some spackers game lads

>>70455280
gayest post i've red in /brit/ (including all the ones about people bumming each other)

>>70455241
>this cunt probably went to a remain protest after the leave vote and held up placards by the socialist worker's party without actually knowing what he was doing

>>70455263
PClet

>>70455263
looks similar to chivalry

>>70455141
Spicer is an absolute fucking gimp spacker, Trump needs to bin him asap

>>70455241
seeing a lot of virtue signalling but not a lot of understanding with you lad, how old are you?

america has work camps that they send students to if they dont graduate highschool and shit.

>>70455323
I'm on PS4, so there isn't even a hardware variable to use as an excuse.

would you support a single union of the following states:

Canada
New England (the only white part of the US)
Australia
New Zealand
the UK?

NEED to update my shite CV
any tips lads

haven't really got anything to go on it apart from a summer internship

>>70455141
He's tweeting his /pol/ ids.

>>70455318

If the mail and sun put 5% as much effort into discrediting and attacking the Tories as it did Labour, they would be far more reviled.

Murdoch singlehandedly won the Tories a majority last election. Even the party expected another coalition or minority govt, till the papers got involved.

>>70455396
Canada and yankland are unacceptable and should not be included

I challenge any man worthy and brave to a game of chess

https://lichess.org/y5SjbVCf

>>70455318
don't be silly

also I'm not a labour supporter nor am I a remain or leave voter
it's a well known fact that the newspapers in this country decide elections
if you deny that then you're an imbecile

>>70455365
>virtue signalling
why would I be doing this on an anonymous internet forum?

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this ugly jap is famous in england ?

>>70455405
same

>>70455353
i like him 2bh. He's so aggressive.

>>70455421
Canada is commonwealth though

>>70455396
hands off new england
thats Irish territory

>go for drinks with the proto-gf
>she orders a pint

How do you respond?

>>70455502
see it off

>>70455453
Yeah he was the one on mythbusters

>>70455502
marry her

>>70455453
Only for the 'free Shinji' meme when he wasn't getting played at United.

>>70455416
>the mail and sun
>comprising the majority of media in the country

are you this stupid?

People didn't vote for labour because labour are shit and Ed milliband was a plonker. They did and said nothing worth getting reelected. Infact, a LOT of long-time labour voters gave up on them. Not because of two newspapers, but because they are shit.

The labour is actually the worst thing in Britain. I'm glad that Corbyn is in now, that is TRUE labour.

>>70455462
>tfw two separate (You)s in one post
Nah mate his aggressiveness doesn't work in his position. He's meant to be articulating and conveying administration policy and things with public, not yelling at the media in the room and making it easy for them to cut it up and make himself look like a lunatic

Canada is a yankified waste of space

>>70455502
"alri, what of?"

>>70455502
>when the bartender thinks you're too young to know you have to let the pint settle

wasting a chess runt's time lel

I have studied the blade

>>70455547
Dave Miliband probably would have won desu.

>>70455547
people didn't vote for labour in 2015 because cameron promised a referendum vote
(and the coalition government was seen as okay largely because of the lib dems influence stop the tories from being vampires)

Is there any way to make cold kfc chips taste not like dogshit lads

>>70455561
yeah can tell by your writing style you wrote both.

Canada is actually a nice place. Have you actually visited? Reminds me of here but colder.

>>70455615
rethink your life choices

>>70455502
up until the 90s any woman who ordered a pint here would get a skinny pint instead
needs to be brought back 2bh, women cant handle their drink

>>70455613
Keep kidding yourself

>>70455561
gookified waste of space*

>>70455645
oh fuck off you tory cunt

>>70455577
>when your order a pint of bitter and the bint behind the bar doesn't know how to pull it properly and she just ends up looking confused by the glass full of head

>>70455211
Will probably put BIS at Cork top of my CAO, recommend it? Anyone else in your course get non IT places? Financial ones?

>muh tories
>muh labour
you've been jewed by both sides
just accept that democracy has failed

some people like to be proud of achievements they were not involved with

other people criticise the above people for doing so

>>70455669
>implying i'm a tory

would never vote for the punch & judy spectacle that is part politics, last election I voted for my old mate Barrie who stood and came last with 84 votes.

But it's alright, you're young and you're a socialist. Many others before you have made the same mistake then gone on to grow up and realise their stupidity in youth.

>>70455753
You sound like a tory.
Also I'm not a socialist

>>70455753
*party politics

jesus christ i can't post today

>US and UK company tax rates being lowered to 15% and 17% respectively.
>ours is remaining at 30%

ahh yes, very competitive

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>would never vote for the punch & judy spectacle that is part politics, last election I voted for my old mate Barrie who stood and came last with 84 votes.
>But it's alright, you're young and you're a socialist. Many others before you have made the same mistake then gone on to grow up and realise their stupidity in youth.

>>70455714
Donut care

>>70455500

Hello /brit/, our thread is slowly dying and we need more posters. Please help us!

>>70455778
You sound like a socialist

Any recs for a £5 munch?

Hard mode: no chicken

was pretty fluent in welsh at 16

can hardly understand the language 4 years later

>>70455709
if you're wiling to put the working it shouldnt be too hard
If you take it handy like i did though it will catch up on you

And yeah people got work placements in a decent few places, not just software development. Some are in IT companies like HP but are in the business end of the company
others are doing things like marketing analysis for companies.
A lot of places will take you for any job if you do business, you just need to know someone to get the job

I'm probably smarter than all of you

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>would never vote for the punch & judy spectacle that is part politics, last election I voted for my old mate Barrie who stood and came last with 84 votes.

>>70455807
can't you just import some middle easterns?

ooh! there's a thought

/deutsch + mena/

>>70455821
no I don't

>>70455792
>Export economy based on raw materials

Don't need to be competetive lad

>>70455843
that economy is dying, hence our need to diversify

Malcolm said it himself: it's an exciting and innovative time for the Australian economy.

>>70455108
mentioned

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>>70455753
what about the many many thousands of my generation that never grew up and carried their leftist ideals with them forever

>>70455892
we call those "smart people"

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How do you like your milk?

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>>70455837
think again

>>70455886
> it's an exciting and innovative time for the Australian economy
Inviting Chang and his mates to buy everything isn't exciting or innovative

>>70455934
I only drink extra fat milk

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>>70455837
*puts on my glasses*
I dare say you are wrong

>literally every major debate and issue facing this country is a result of lefties

>>70455934
I don't drink milk because I'm not a baby

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>>70455935
>think again
Did it before you even asked.

>>70455941
yeah but we won't have bennies and a high HDI if we don't

it's a double edged sword. Don't really want to turn into northern ireland 2bh. It might be white but it's basically third world.

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Wow..

>>70455962
The Fabian Society was a mistake

Wish we could go back to good old Tory Imperialists vs Liberal Whigs tbqh

>>70455827
how'd that happen

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>>70455934

WHOLE MILK
H
O
L
E

M
I
L
K

>>70455987
>Bennies
Don't need bennies lad, they only attract brown/black people

>>70456007
made me think like the gent in the profile pic tbqh

>>70456022
fuck off tory

>every german in america is a jew
are germans jews by default?

>>70455962
nearly every problem in the west is caused by immigration and the collapse of the married family

>>70456022
yeah don't care about that but muh HDI and muh GDP

we already have too many chinks anyway

>>70455934
The shit is this lad?
Red is skimmed, green is semi, blue is whole and gold top is basically cream
Get your colours right or gtfo

>>70455970
Moa was a right mad bastard desu.

>>70455967
'sheed

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Makes me thnk

>>70456130
where are all these attacks on blacks that they keep going on

>>70456130
did a shit on a neighbours welcome mate once when i was on year 6
it was very smelly

>>70456189
Gambia

Just spend 20 min trying to figure out why my laptop suddenly turned off, googled it on my phone and everything before I simply put the charger back in and turned it on.

>>70456237
*the Gambia

Update: tried reheating the chips in the oven and it's an utter failure, tastes worse than they did cold. Going to have to toss them entirely

>>70456238
What are you like.

immigrants would 've never been a problem if we just hadn't let them in. We could've just concentrated our efforts on working together to build a strong country.

>>70456130
black on black violence must be stopped

>live in a 99.9% white welsh county
>two of the most left wing radical feminists I know from college have managed to find black boyfriends despite there being maybe less than 100 black people in the entire county

really makes me think

Lads

Stop ejaculating when your dick isn't hard

Semi hard wanks is what makes your cock shrivelled and lifeless

but no, labour happened.

>>70456285
Me the black welsh lad

>>70456263
>We could've just concentrated our efforts on working together to build a strong country.

Sounds a bit commie there mate. If we didn't invite all the immigrants over how would we have managed to reduce pay and workers rights?

>>70456330
>black welsh
um, sweety...

>>70455836
Hmm was hoping it'd be handy enough, how many hours a week would you need to put in? Would it be alright to miss a few lectures? I've got plenty of time to change my mind with the CAO, should I think of maybe pure comp science or business or law or something?

not a single darkie in the parish lads

good feel

>>70456263
You eat curry don't you? And pizza? And kebabs?
Don't be such a racist hypocrite

Post absolute bangers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37kOhYJ1324

off to get some english 'ffins tarah

the last three girls i've shagged are as follows
>ethiopian
>polish
>half-guyanese

and here i am bashing foreigners.

>>70456407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvnKMLg8NiA

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Really want to have a threesome with a pair of slags

>>70456501
threesomes are shit

I put on a shirt and some pants and opened the door. Then I ran to the bathroom and vomited. I tried to brush my teeth but only vomited again-the sweetness of the toothpaste turned my stomach. I came out.
"You're sick," Lydia said. "Do you want me to leave?"
"Oh no, I'm all right. I always wake up like this."
"Look," I said, "I know your tragedy."
"What?"
"I know your tragedy."
"What do you mean?"
"Listen," I said, "just forget it."
"I want to know."
"I don't want to hurt your feelings."
"I want to know what the hell you're talking about."
"O.K., if you give me another drink I'll tell you."
"All right." Lydia took my empty glass and gave me half-whiskey, half-water. I drank it down again.
"Well?" she asked.
"Hell, you know."
"Know what?"
"You've got a big pussy."
"What?"

>>70456400
I eat pizza

but nothing beats a good toad in the hole

>>70456507
Depends on who you're doing it with

>>70453860
nice slavic hairline LOL

Short term memory is shot to hell lads
Sometimes I see something here that I want to google, I open a tab and by the time I click the search box I've already forgotten what it was

Not too happy with this

>tfw my mum despises Trump
>tfw my mates hate Trump
>tfw my lecturers hate Trump
>tfw my dad thinks Trump is a joke
>tfw my gf loves Trump
>tfw I'm neutral to him

i'm off to town to sit outside pret, chain rollies a macchiatos

>>70456596
are you a radical centrist?

>>70456501

the state of that telly setup, Britain wept

>>70456501
Just reminded me of when I was 16 and me and my friend would go over to a girl's house (proper slag) and we'd get drunk and take turns getting blowjobs from her.

I liked Kid Cudi's new album

I'd go as far as to say I really liked it

>>70456571
stop using the internet and all social media and forums for a month, it will come back. constant peck hunting of information is the cause, train your brain into taking more time over things by removing the cause of the problem temporarily. If you cant do that, start by allowing yourself x time on the net per day and shrink it down until you get your shit back together.

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>Just reminded me of when I was 16 and me and my friend would go over to a girl's house (proper slag) and we'd get drunk and take turns getting blowjobs from her.

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>>70456621
Radically Bogpilled

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>70456759
You for saving it faggot

>>70456759
eugh
reminds me of my gay experiences when I was younger

euughhhhhhhhhhh

excuse me while I go vomit

Just microwaved my boxees to dry them because i was in a rush

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alri

>>70456759
bit gay this

wish I was more of a slut

had sex a few hundred times but it's just been with one girl

need to spice things up

>>70456874
Lucky you didn't set them on fire.

>>70456596
My entire family likes Trump, Farage, they also hate pakis and any immigrants. Mates are pretty neutral though. My lecturers hate anything that isn't Labour desu.

>>70456881
>gif
fuck off

>>70456874
top tier

in the summer, boxers in the freezer

in the winter, boxers in the microwave

>>70456881
New aphex twin vid?

mummy is gone on her date

now i can watch tv and eat sweeties yasss

tinder date's coming all the way from Ireland for some big british cock haha what a desperate slag

>>70457065
ye

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bshN1JHymMk

>>70457112
lmfao

Spending the day in bed with the gf watching winterwatch and drinking tea. Life feels pretty good atm.

made crostini and put some tuna mayo on top. fucking so good.

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ketamine

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why is it always the uggos lads?

>>70457326
my mate once made a tshirt that said "I love 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine" on it.

used to wear it to clubs like a twat.

prediction: trump will be pres for 8 years and then tulsi gabbard will be
also lib dem surge in the next UK election

almost got mugged in Greggs

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>trump is president of the united states

Literally cannot make this up lmfoa

bit cold

Five minutes lads.

i dont take kindly to social ignorance

>>70457620
>>70457620
>>70457620

>>70457537
What happened lad?

gas the taigs famine now

>>70457648
drug addict looking scum got way too close to me in the line

>>70457648
£2 for a sausage roll