/brit/

>>70449562
Cheers mate, I'll put in a good word with your master

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So MLK got murdered when he discovered who was behind slavery

we were supposed to have lidl by 2016 what happened?

>>70449503
good lad
actually posted it cause i forgot her name

>>70449596
why do american protestants worship jews
never really understood that

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XDDDD

Theresa May refuses to rule out private US firms taking over NHS services

>>70449580
was already creating BEFORE i saw your post don't flatter yourself

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Do you pronounce our as are or ow-er?

performing a poo live @ my bathroom today at 20:30

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work in -75 minutes

good morning DICKHEADS

http://is2.4chan.org/r9k/1485511871260.webm

the gf(s)

>>70449668
they look like goblins

>>70449668
hate drug addicts

>>70449639
mobil

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>manger is an absolute Rorke

>she's just found out her fiancée's cousin has adopted a black child from Africa

I've been insanely infatuated with this amazing girl for a few months now, but she didn't even know I existed. I decide to get myself in her life, and escalating from there. So I smile and say good morning whenever I see her, then I asked her name and introduced myself, even got to sit with her in the cafeteria! Everything seemed to be working fine…

Then.

I'm waiting for her to leave class. I just really want to see her again and casually greet her, then we part ways. It's pretty harmless, right?

I wait. And wait. Nothing. She doesn't come out. I'm freezing. The wind is piercing me. I give up and go away.

Then I hear a voice saying "he's gone, we can go now!"

Her and a friend quickly run away from the building.

I've never been so hurt.

I feel like chicken tonight

>>70449720
honestly not one word mate
sorry

>>70449719
Racists btfo

>>70449720
howling

is this from /r/incels?

>>70449626
haha alright if you say so mate

>>70449732
/r/foreveralone
he's a 29yo grad student

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Fat American twat on /sp/ posts his breakfast every day

>>70449762
shreking

>>70449767
it's very beige

>>70449767
He posts in gamethreads, not everyday, that isn't even close to his fattest meals either.

>>70449639
ow-er, unless you're an absolute savage

>>70449762
christ

bet he's obese, creepy and stinks

>>70449668
have a pic of these broads
which thread is that in

In Reddit ........things happen

>>70449616
Jews are God's chosen people and it is our duty to protect them

>>70449762
>go there
>there's a thread about /r9k/

hmm yes

>>70449808
nigger what? are you a posho mate?

>>70449824
Fucking baby boomers

>>70449815
hate how bras can trick you into thinking a girl actually has tits

might wear a cup to simulate a big cock from now on

>>70449803
show us his fattest meal

>>70449803
lel it's you isn't it

>>70449815
EEER
*sprints to the ship's bell and begins clanging it*
JANNY
JANNNNYYYYYY

blue board

>>70449845
Lower middle-class masterrace desu.

>>70449767
>Fat American twat
couldve said yank lad

>>70449853
there is nothing wrong with their breast size
>>70449872
2l8

my pay still hasn't gone in my account REEEE

>>70449829
/r/incels is more /r9k/
foreveralone are sad but not often angry

>>70449896
Janny mate whats going on haha

>>70449803
is that the dickhead with the hat?

>>70449896
/r/incels is mostly trolling though

>>70449924
don't think you did lad

>>70449896
I've been paid

delicious, delicious shekels

doing a get drunk alone in my room while posting on the 'chon

>>70449864
I don't keep record but that's about 3 hash browns, a mcmuffin, and a couple cheeseburgers short of his usual.
>>70449869
No. I'm not a Yank, especially one who wears lime green hats
>>70449919
Yes.

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third time's the charm!!

>>>/r9k/34445947

If there was a minute silence for every one of 6,000,000 Jewish victims, the world would be silent for over 11 years

>>70449958
same la'

if my dad didnt care how much of the ol' 'col (new meme) of his i drank i would be drunk every moment of my free time

>>70449876
Go back to work goy

didn't even realise it was another friday night in lmao

>>70449969
>Yes
fucking hate that cunt. shitting up match threads with his disgusting blob meals.

who /will go to any lengths to avoid social situations to the detriment of their entire life/ here

>>70449984
>i would be drunk every moment of my free time
you'd get tired of it eventually

>>70449980
and if we had a minute silence for every actual victim, it would be over a month

>>70450025
thats not even true
Jews were never seen as part of the "us" in most of Europe back then

>the holocaust gave jews an excuse to get whatever they want
>jews are now in power all over the world
>they even have their own country

ah yes good job mr hitler, you fucking idiot

>>70450036
rasheed

>>70450025
really stimulates the synapses

>>70449984
tried it lad it's shit. need the contrast.

>>70450064
>believing the holocaust happened

too lazy to go and give my bank account to the finance department

literally working for free atm haha what am I

>>70450016
me i guess
i don't really have anything to avoid anymore though

>>70450096
it did, but numbers might be somewhat exaggerated

imagine having a tiny disgusting phimo dick

>>70450064
>believing hitler was real

I hate my work coach, she's always making life difficult, and she insists on using the fucking digital pad to sign.

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me and the lads

>>70450066
roach

>i'm 5'8

>>70450064
really dont understand why white nationalists worship the nazis
they literally ruined everything

>>70450135
they don't, it just triggers people easily

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Remember me?
The anon happy because taylor swift was finally gonna be un underwear in her new music video.

2 weeks..
2 week wait for THIS
3 SECONDS OF THE VIDEO

FUCK OFF

>>70450132
sign me up desu

>>70450167
they do though

need to buy a freakishly small wooden spoon

>resting heart rate of 160
is that good?

>>70450120
thank god i have an average one

>>70450191
No

Aim to get it to 0, cunt.

Genocide, antisemitism, racism and discrimination still continue. It is time for humanity to stand against these evils

>>70450097
a twat?

rreeeeeeee I have to pay rent soon where is my money?

hold on
Justin Trudeau said:
>If you kill your enemies, they win

was he talking about the jews and the holocaust?

>>70450274
>renting

lol cuck

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>>70450275
mate..

>>70450275
clearly wasn't talking about the Nazis

BUT I WOULD WALK 500 MILES
AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE
JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED 1000 MILES TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOR

DA DA DA DA
(DA DA DA DA)
DA DA DA DA
(DA DA DA DA)
nananalalalalaanana DA

fuck you all

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>tfw no Darth Theresa, Sith Empress mummy to dominate me

think bruce lee
think alan titshmarsh
think bruce titshmarsh

Would you rather live in a Nazi Germany-Esque State?
Or a Soviet Russia Communist state?

>>70450364
in my head he has trowel nunchucks

>>70449639
I pronounce it like 'ow'

Rights for whites is all we're asking
whats racist about that?

When I needed a neighbour
Where you there?
Where you there?
When I needed a neighbour
Where you there?

And the creed
And the colour
And the name won't matter
Where you there?

does theresa may think we're in a fucking romcom?

opposites attract my fucking arse

>>70450381
Nazi Germany was good for right-wing Christian or pagan Germans but bad for everyone else

Soviet Russia was bad for everyone

>>70450402
>Where you there

>>70450381
Soviet Russia but Moscow

>>70450402
I was cold I was naked *everyone starts giggling* w-ere y-ou there

>>70450405
grasping

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going all black today lads

>>70450402
This would have been a good post if it wasn't for you're atrocious spelling error.

rate

>>70450273
>>70450273
>>70450273

>>70450445
you couldn't score a chicken breast

>>70450436
going for a run I hope

>>70450445
looks like you should get some sleep
start by fucking off now and going back to bed

you're as cold as ice

>>70450471
you dont score chicken breasts 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RzJz1gVFcA

swipey swiper

>>70450551
depends on the price

>he doesn't score chicken breasts

>>70450551
you do when you want the marinade to infiltrate

>>70450620
bit gay

Need an overly attached girlfriend™ gf

>>70450642
if she's cute ok

>>70450620
nope

>alfredo sauce
nope, never heard of it

>>70450478
no just to uni

Got a response to my SpareRoom from a girl in her mid 20s who looks pretty qt and describes herself as a quiet, self-employed musician, who is offering to share her 2-bed flat. Probably not going to take her up on it though, she seems worryingly close to my perfect woman and it would be VERY awkward if I fell in love with her.

>>70450445
you wouldn't pull in a brothel

made a mistake at work, because i forgot to do something at midnight last night, but a colleague did anyway

what happens now? do i get fired?

>>70450760
hopefully

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visited Skipton yesterday

can't imagine living in a country without castles 2bh. think I'd have to end it all when I finally realised

>>70450760
I don't know I've never had a job

>>70450695
at least give your willy a chance to make it happen

>>70450436
filthy chav scum

*walks around the thread smacking my fists and staring down every aussie i see*

alright, which one of you cunts wants to enter dreamtime

No such thing as a free market

I fucking REEK

time for my weekly shower

a poo is violently trying to force itself out of my bumhole

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Hila Klein is my jewfu

>>70450884
would heem the both of them given the chance

>>70450884
'ddit

>>70450840
thas not how the dreaming works you ignorant migaloo

>>70450884
She has to have some form of autism

>>70450828
I can already just picture myself getting feels and then being in the room next door silently crying while she brings chad over to fuck. Does NOT sound like fun desu, probably just find some FIFA-loving deanos instead.

>>70450769
>>70450790
some lad on /brit/ told me not to check work email after work. So I sort of switched my mind off. about work

regrettign it now. I hope they either didn't notice or they're not going to look too much into it.

>>70450884
WHERE IS HE-MAN

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>>70450921
>>70450926
Don't care what you say, she's great and I love her mongy Israeli voice

>>70450957
yeah well then you just find another place
at least this way you get a chance

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just found out the gendered symbol for Male is based off of the Roman god Mars and is shaped to look like a spear and a shield.

Female is based after Venus, meant to look like a necklace or a hand mirror

>>70450972
shes not even attractive though lad

>>70450954
>implying that doesn't make her more attractive to other autists

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>>70450954
/ourgirl/

Lads nigger desu

>>70451000
Wonder if she puts up a lot

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>>70450984
I like tomboyish girls

>>70451032
imagine how thick her bush is

>>70450978
Male symbol comes from volvo

>nigger
(pretend theres a fedora image attached)

>>70451032
She's a woman with a man face lad.
Accept your gender pronoun

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hila a cute

i wouldnt be seen dead watching r3ddit productions mind you

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>mfw I could heem anyone in this thread

>>70451091

Send keo please

>>70451029
you mean puts out?

>>70450830
STOP demonizing the working class

>>70451091
alri turkeylegland

>>70451112

I'd shoot you dead if you tried

dont do what donny dont does

>>70451133
i guess

need a zionist jewish gf who from time to time berates me for being a filthy goy

>>70451148
you dont own a gun

>>70451155
>ywn awake in the middle of the night tied to your bed as your qt zionist gf attempts to correct your dirty gentile cock with a hot knife

>>70451155
*tips menora*

feel like such a cunt lads
>doing group presentation
>chinese lad in my group bought me a little fish thing for chinese new years
>his english is alright, but he struggles with some words and reads slowly
>started laughing in the presentation cos he couldn't pronounce the name of the town
>then we ran out of time
so our whole presentation was just an international student stammering through place names and me crying with laughter at him.

>>70451185

My dad works for the darkweb so I can get one easy

>>70450978
That's actually awesome

>>70451194
One of my mates has real bad dyslexia and stammers through presentations
I'm always cracking up

>>70451237
makes me feel better to know i'm not the only one. I always start laughing when i'm nervous, it just looked like i was bullying this one lad

>>70451194
you are a cunt tbqh

supermarkets have started putting out easter choccies

>>70451297
mate fuck off its a nervous thing. I start laughing if someone gets mad at me too

>>70451316
easter?
it's not even march

>>70451320
>start post with "feel like such a cunt"
>someone agrees with you
>arch up over it

screeching

>>70451194
year 9 i started shaking and stuttering really badly and my eyes started getting glassy for no apparent reason
thankfully the class was kind enough to not be cunts

>>70451356
MATE FUCK OFF I'LL DECK YOU

>>70451356
he said feel like which means he wanted reassurance he wasn't

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the autismfu

>>70451369
I'LL FACKING BERST YOU

>mum's friends are over
>can't go downstairs because of crippling anxiety

need to build up the courage and hope that they don't interact with me

>>70451356
>>70451391
nah i know i was a cunt, wasn't actually getting riled up at that lad. I acknowledge that i was a cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLN6_EqOfMQ

>>70451297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdDD9ViRZz4

do any of you lads swear around your parents? im 20 and i still feel like it'd be bad

>>70451501
get away with shit sometimes

>>70451501
I don't swear often anyway but I wouldn't feel any different about it around them
we're all adults now

>>70451501
I swear more in front of my dad, he's fine with it

>Tesco to buy Budgens and Londis owner Booker in £3.7bn deal

hmm yes, literally all I have near me are an Express and a Londis. Will have shit sandwiches in both now

>>70451429
Away with yee.. or you'll get a tanned cheek for askeen.
Scottish vernacular. Means friendly.

>>70451606
You sound confused, if Tesco bought Londis then there'll be Tesco sandwiches in both mate, you're fine

>weebs have a bloke with a poison spear
>said poison spear is very easy to block
hmm this is rather interesting

>>70451457
need to spread her back bum cheeks, push my face far between them, then push them back together again while leaving my face in the middle

>>70451501
im 23 and have never sworn in front of family members. i just never felt comfortable even though my family all swear like truckers

tim vine grew out his hair lads >>70444321

eating some so-called creme egg minis

*smiles at you from across the room*

>>70444321
>the virgin posture

*panics that i must look stupid*

>>70451747
Can't imagine living like that
Why would you stay with someone who obviously doesn't trust you?
Doing a think about this

>>70451828
*smiles and walks over to you with my drink, sitting down next to you*

....h-hi...

>>70451828
don't worry, you do

Lads what was the source of the webm in the OP of the last thread

*virgin walks into the thread*

*virgin moonwalks out of the thread*

>>70451813
virgin clothing too: racing apparel and baggy jeans

>>70451662
not a fan of horse meat tbqh

>>70451501
like a sailor. whole family's pretty sweary desu. don't say cunt though for some reason.

>message my mate to check whether he's free this weekend to do something with the guys
>"yeah because I fucking magically don't have work on this weekend"

Why is he always like this

virgin clothing:
baggy jeans, hoodies
virgin posture:
1 leg forward, leaning slightly back on one leg

>>70451843
*pulls out willy(erect)*

>>70451966
cos you're a tedious phimosis cunt

>>70452016
*stabs you in the kidney*

anyone else feel like they think a lot more clearly and practically when they have a drink or two

>>70452016
NOT me, i don't have mates

>>70452032
*strangles you with your own turtleneck*

got some phimosis

>>70452072
>home to LA
YANKS OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
FUCK OFF AND GO ASK SOME OTHER YANKS YOU DIRTY FILTHY YANK
I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH

>>70452047
there is only one bruce on /brit/ lad. he has phimosis, a turtleneck and is called jordan

had my runt "mate" text me about some gay shit he has going on this weekend
told him i had work even though i'm actually shagging his mum haha

bit cold out

>>70452130
i am called jordan tbf

irish weather

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>>70452218

>>70452238

first try

>>70452217
*walks towards this plane of existence*

>theres no creatable Kingdom of Cornwall in CK2
hmm
Need a mod for this, the black and white WILL fly high all over Britannia

>>70452263

>>70452276

home to LA

>>70451747
>>70451813
>>70451947
at least he picked the right team tbf

h-hey

so tired

so tired

but on the other hand i had a nice dinner
nice
look all gone
all gone

so tomorrow i have to drive to dublin
dublin of all places

i hate it

i hate driving around the m50
hate it

and that new
mohaiio
motorway
on the way up to dublin
god its so long
hate it
well
tis alright like
but
'tis nowt'n to look at

but on the other hand its to go to the airport
dont mind thish

>>70452372

>>70451966
>last time spoke to my only friend he said he'd text me
>he never did
>this was 8 years ago

texted him for like a full year before this asking him if he wanted to meet up at the weekend but he was always "working"

cunt

>>70452394

>>70452403

>>70452403

>>70452415

>>70452395
haha get fucked

>>70452420

*walks towards you*
*walks past you*
*grabs a multipack of crisps*
have a good one haha
*goes to pay*

>>70452455

>>70452395
>>70452398
>>70452413
>>70452414
>>70452422
>>70452456

P L E B S
L
E
B
S

>>70452460

get paid tomorrow lads. think i'll still be in overdraft tho because january turned out to be an expensive month. shame, was expecting to be +600 or so

absolutely sick of being in overdraft (interest free but still) ;_;

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idiot m8 txts me if I'm free on the weekend
tell him I'm working

>>70452448
>>70452447
very creepy

>>70452473

>>70452480

>>70452478

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loving this post links to other threads gimmick

>>70452499

alright im done b4 janny gets me :X

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>70452510

>>70452522

>>70452523

>>70452526

first try

>>70452499
>>70452528
they're trying to guess their post number

>>70452469
>paid
>saturday
u fuggin wot

>>70452546

>>70452469
>January turned out to be an expensive month
how does this still surprise people?

>living in overdraft
deary me

>>70452543
>how does this still surprise people?

>not excel-budgeting your expenses

>>70452576

how much can you lads squat? 150kg here

>>70452566
>not anticipating that being paid early in December and going through Christmas, New Year's and an entire month before getting paid again might be worth looking out for

>>70452540
oh good point, i would have been paid today then kek

>>70452543
it was only expensive because i funded three separate trips to spain since my last payment

>>70452602
cretins

>>70452585
151kg here
>>70452600

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>tfw no british gf

>>70452459
wonder if that guy still posts who made the proper one and gets upset everytime someone posts this

>>70452258
Play as Brittany, their flag is black and white :)

>>70452602
I know the joke here is that's actually Taylor Swift but she does look a bit like a young Sara Cox

>>70452602
iktf
>>70452630

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>>70452596
>>70452602

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The british gf

got a hip to waist ratio of 0.74

take that as you will

Lads, can we talk more about me and less about all of you please? is that alright?

>>70452755
can you fuck off? is that alright?

>>70452746
Dude what kind of faggot doesn't have a KD of at least 1.5 lmao

>>70452746
whats your hourly rate

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Bit foggy this morning

>>70452793
I do it for free

>be me yesterday
>literally just sat down with my steaming bowl of soup and buttered bread
>phone rings
>any chance you could possible come into work immediately and cover a shift?

i was fucking fuming lads. need to get me a a less runty job where this sort of thing doesn't happen

>>70449562

> رية
> و

>>70451442
Don't do it

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need to update the CV and apply for jobs

>>70452849
as salamu alaykum brother

>>70452626
that is literally me
he just stretched the tie ffs I spent time making sure the end bit was right

>>70452828
just tell them no

>>70451442
i remember that feel

so glad my anxiety disappeared i feel like a proper person these days

goin for a lie down
gi'z a shout in 2 yeah?

>>70452925
i need to be on their good side so when i ask them for favours they will comply

it's a tightly run operation and yesterday 3 people all called in sick right before their 2-10 shifts. i went in and everyone was saying how i saved the day and everything. they'll fucking remember that

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>>70452917
>he

could do with a wank but need to rest they oul bellend

too much scar tissue as is

>>70452981
London

woke up feeling like I'm going to vomit
Feelin hasn't gone away

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the conclusion of the experiments i just undertook:

perception of a 0.74 ratio is somewhat dependent on the distance between the 2 points

>>70453006
IT WAS ME

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found this is the childhood photo album

>>70453047
hardly an album then really is it

>>70453070
i dont get it

>>70453035
o-oh

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>>70453047
why dis nigga look like he bout to drop the most fire album of 2017

>>70453212
>>70453212
>>70453212
>>70453212
done this new