/roast your country/

>>70449192
2% of Australia is addicted to ice

Our country is owned by China

Our prime minister is a literal jew

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>>70449192

>highest suicide rates in the world
>1/4 of the population has left
>African flag

>>70449192
POO IN LOO

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>>70449281
Too bad anon, I use sandpaper.

>>70449273
Goodluck with all the military troops from neighboring countries flocking around.

>basically everything is taxed, including watching TV, owning a dog, being a member of the church, and having a unified country
>refugees setting back our civilization by 100 years
>nude photos of children are legal

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>ruled by narcos to the point that they chose the president
>pretends that they are proggressing when in reality they are not
>pretends to be white
>shitty culture
>goverment corrupt as fuck
>lazy people

>Sweden is 20% immigrant
>Hur durr look at Sweden!
>19.99% immigrant

>>70449532
Well, the taxation makes the country A1.


>refugees setting back our civilization by 100 years

Tfw anon I thought they lived in their own communities and the general German population didn't care much about them.

>Nude photos of children are legal.

...

>>70450122
>Tfw anon I thought they lived in their own communities and the general German population didn't care much about them.
I wish. People close to my house keep getting robbed by refugees. I don't even go out at night anymore. i'm sure it's not as bad in most areas, but here in the big city....
And when i go to the pool to swim, it used to be 99% whites (for some reason asians and blacks don't like swimming here), now it's more like 20-30% arabs

>>70449627

Don't worry, depraved Mexicanon.
President Donald J. Trump will bring justice to your country with his ungodly diplomatic strategies.

>>70449990

>wait anon isnt that the swiss flag

>>70450241

>Actually questions his plans of going to Uni in Germany.

>Healthcare system is in full collapse
>Prime Minister is Trudeau
>Too much nonwhite immigration
>Awful economy
>Weather is terrible

>>70450241

Which city?

>>70450299

Same here

>>70450343
Dresden :^)

>>70450379
Don't they beat the shit out of antifa in Dresden? I saw a YouTube video was pretty based

>Shit army
>Shit cops
>Everybody is a misanthrope
>Mudslims everywhere
>Feminism
>Frenchies are the biggest memers of the whole internet

>>70450379
>>70450343

>goes to germany for studying
>tfw people think I'm a refugee because of a similar skin tone
>get treated like a refugee


Dresden...? I thought the east was somewhat loathes anybody non-German.
How on earth did so many refugees land up there.

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>Highest house prices in the world
>Literal third world economy: all we do is dig rocks from the ground and sell them to China
>Both major political parties have been infiltrated by pro-Beijing lobbyists and shills
>Totally dependent on China for everything in fact
>Nothing to do in country towns so people just take meth
>Apathetic population, yet we get fined for not voting

>>70450379

was ist das, I thought Dresden was one of the whitest places in Germany

>>70450315
you forgot

> A FUCKING LEAF

>>70450435

Never knew Australia is so deep down the Chink's bunghole.

>>70450315
>>70450435

>these countries have shit economies

then LT doesn't even have one

>>70450505
We're deeper than you think. Manufacturing is dead here, so all we do now is sell minerals to China and let rich Chinese oligarchs buy up all these houses here, which makes it unaffordable for the locals. The median house price in Sydney is already over $1 million - Melbourne and Brisbane are nearing that mark too.

Trump better not start a trade war with China otherwise we're fucked.

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>>70450522

>I present you the Indian economy.

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>full of pakis, poos and poles
>need to be over 18 and will be ID'ed if you want to buy spoons or deodorant
>Government take American cock even deeper then nips, gooks and poles combined

>>70450623

>full of pakis, poos and poles

I thought you guys were rather more accustomed to these people because for your nation it isn't something new.

>>70449257
Only 2%?

>>70450414
>feminism
It's not a problem here.

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>be new zealand
>be poor
>be shit at cricket
>69% white
lmao can't make this shit up

>>70449192
No need, the sun already does that for us

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>be Taiwan
>still using flag, anthem from a government which nobody recognized even Taiwanese themselves
>still recognizeed itself as *Republic Of China free region*
>still calling the China everyone recognized as *Republic Of China mainland region*
>still claiming the sovereignty over Mongolia when the other China already give up
we have some serious dissociative identity disorder problem

I refused to pay for a TV license because I don't have a TV. Well, in court it was explained to me I still need a TV license and I had to pay a 350$ fine for my uppity behaviour.

>>70450700
The hate never leaves

>>70451034


lmao u got ur ass beat in cricket

>>70451535
delet this we beat bangladesh

>>70451419
Wait Taiwan wants to annex Mongolia?
Lost my support desu

>>70449192
>Highest birth rate

Wrong

>be brazil
>poor shithole
>hated by everyone
>fucking degenerate population
>we have oil, but guess what? still poor
>awful internet
>argentina is our neighbour

>>70451570
>annex
I think you mean reconquer
t. qing empire pro

>>70451595
oh, and also germany

>POORFAG PRIBUMIS EVERYWHERE baka

>60% white
>stupid
>stupid enough to think we aren't

>>70451419
>>70451451

Genuinely kek'd.

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>>70449192
>be Ireland
>have cuckstamp

>>70451671
>>60% white
wat

>>70449192
Like most other New World countries, have no cool, original culture to abide by.

What are we?

>>70451419
>still claiming the sovereignty over Mongolia when the other China already give up
War soon?

>>70451570
according to our *constitution law*
https://youtu.be/HTUs2eEnjq4
this is the stupidest shit i ever seen in my entire life
i can't believe now they are defending it "changing the constitution law can greatly damaged our country"
WE NEVER HAVE A REAL COUNTRY AT THE FIRST PLACE, what kind of damage could it possibly done?
we also have Tibetan and Mongolian seat at our parliament
implying there will be people refuse to join CCP and come to us

>>70451595
>Have your organs stolen after spending 5 mins in a Brazilian crowd.

Can't, we literally are the best country of the world lol.

>>70449192
I don't even have to fucking try I mean it's fucking Libya

>>70449192
I don't even have to fucking try I mean it's fucking Romania

>>70449192
>philippines
>anglicized name derived from the name of a spanish king
do I need to say more?

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>>70452010

>world

The world must look like this to you, right anon?

>>70452123

> Be pushed to national extinction every year by some natural disaster.

>>70452119

>>70452034

My condolences.

>>70451818
nah
since this shit law is too stupid
our government decided to avoid talking about it
they still want the constitution stay untouched tho

>>70449192
>Cultist's country
>Two extremist groups of opposite spectruns fucking up internet discussions(ilbe and megalia)
>both groups are busy brown-nosing cultist president because she is a grill and m-muh conservationism

>>70452285

>kpop

>>70452300
>pop music

>Need to look over 18 or have ID to buy superglue or sharp knives
>London is somewhere between 40 and 60% white, its such a clusterfuck nobody even knows anymore
>Every single major city is FULL of shitskins
>Large portion of the country is comprised of revolting 60s and 70s homes and concrete tower blocks
>Sky is grey for more than 2/3 of the year
>NHS waiting times are astronomical and it keeps eating more and more money
>Feminist shit and lefty shit is almost as rife as in America
>Still have gun crime but it's almost impossible to get a gun if you're not a criminal
>Most ex-empire countries hate us
>Now continental Europe hates us
>Have to turn to America and suck their willy to survive

This is all 100% true and its sad

>>70452034
F
At least you can get called rare when you post on /pol/

>>70452347
the last three lines are sad. What went wrong?

>>70452347
>Now continental Europe hates us
Good fucking riddance. Fuck you Nigel.

>>70452285
>Two extremist groups of opposite spectruns fucking up internet discussions(ilbe and megalia)
literally who

>>70452457
1. Britain doesn't know to keep friendly relations with other countries. It's either SWEDEN YES tier or near race war levels.

2. America only became the dominant empire because every other powerful country in the world was wiped out for decades.

3. Small population. America/Russia/China have huge (educated) populations and thus they're powerful.

>>70452458
Basically Korean netouyos and Feminazis(That's literally what they calp themselves)

>>70452553
>alt-right edgelords
>sjw's
It's like your country took the absolute worst from western civ and thought "yup. now THIS is worth keeping"

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>Hated by india
>Hated by Afghanistan
>Hated by bangladesh
>Dependent on China
>Lierally the country who gave north korea nuclear tech in exchange for missles and blamed it on the only nuclear scientist in the country and locked him up
>Ranked worst tourist destination
>Known for harboring bin laden(i swear my dads in the army in abbottabad and we knew nothing)

>>70450700
>more accustomed
Means fuck all if they are smelly, ignorant and aggressive. Indians are the most bro though. The rest can fuck off.

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>>70453678
Even pakis?

>>70452135
mate that picture must be old as shit

>be egyptian
>your ultimate goal in life is to be a slave in some arab country
>your flag symbolizes literally nothing of your country
>all the purpose of your schools is to feed you the arab probganda and turn you into brainlet muslim arab
>breed like rabbits that you bring your country's economy down and stop it from ever prospering
>be smelly

>>70453456
Don't worry he wasn't Osama

>>70453456
>blamed it on the only nuclear scientist in the country and locked him up

That's pretty bad.

>>70453768
Especially Pakis

>>70455522
Why?

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>mentally handicapped and arrogant people
>never ending corruption everywhere
>backwards education system
>shitskins everywhere
>'it could be worse' + 'at least we're not congolombia' mentallity
>dumb """"women"""
>crab mentality
>backstabbing and scamming are considered a virtue
>life inside a bubble
>brown reggaeton shithole
>feminism growing
>garbage everywhere
>no national identity
>chinks everywhere
>controlled by kikes
>no international standards
>WE WUZ THE WORLD'S GRANARY, WE'LL BE IT AGAIN, EUROS WILL MASSIVELY MIGRATE HERE TO DO MENIAL JOBS AGAIN
>caste society
>absurdely high taxes for a 3rd world country
>lower classes are degenerate and have no brain or soul
>upper class is degenerate and have no brain or soul
>mafias everywhere
>pigeons

To describe Argentina, it's like an autistic kid acting cocky on the internet who is just lucky and safe inside his isolated room.

>>70455711
>this but white

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>>70455777
Stop pls

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>>70455711
>mentally handicapped and arrogant people
>never ending corruption everywhere
>backwards education system
>shitskins everywhere
>'it could be worse' + 'that's just how it has always been" mentality
>dumb """"women"""
>crab mentality
>backstabbing and scamming are considered a virtue
>life inside a bubble
>brown kachaka shithole
>feminism growing
>garbage everywhere
>national identity is a just a collective special snowflake syndrome
>koreans everywhere
>controlled by kikes and arabs
>no international standards
>WE WUZ THE STRONKEST COUNTRY IN SOUTH AMERICA, WE HAD RAILROADS. STEEL MILLS, A QUADRILLION FACTORYS BUT THEM DEM BRIT KIKES SEND THEIR COCKSUCKERS TO KEEP US DOWN
>caste society
>absurdely high taxes for a 3rd world country
>lower classes are degenerate and have no brain or soul
>upper class is degenerate and have no brain or soul
>motochorros everywhere
>pigeons
>people still idolizes dictators and other scum

WE WUZ ROMANS N SHIET

Waiting for a Russian to write something about his country

>>70451419
dumb commie

kuomintang a best

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>be sweden

>high obesity rate
>grease in slmost fucking every food
>absurd amount of junk food consumed
>a retarded fucking orange with a toupee is our president
>MUH LIBERALS
>MUH CONSERVATIVES
>Detroit
>Rednecks/Hillbillies
>Ebonics/Niggerspeak
>shitty memes
>Shit television
>Shit FM radio(AM still has talk shows and old music)
>garbage tier pop music
>on the verge of race war

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>>70457262
>sweden is still better than funland

>>70453456
>Hated by india
>Hated by Afghanistan
>Hated by bangladesh
How did this come to be anyway?

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>>70457154
>Kuomintang is the best
mfw the meme has gone too far

>>70455711
>this but in Asia

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>>70457495
Oooh boi

>Bangladesh was known as east pakistan
>It was shit and our government didn't help it much since our country was equally shit. It got liberated a became bangladesh.
>millions of bengalis were killed because of pakistan
>India because of war on disputed territory and that both countries shit talk on facebook meme pages and start flame wars.
>Afghanistan because we're deporting illegal afghans back to them. We have a U.S mexico sort of relation.
>They call us terrorists we call them terrorists.

>>70457878
>and that both countries shit talk on facebook meme pages and start flame wars.
I've seen that. It's so pathetic.

Do you think they'll ever be a time when the south Asia's is at peace?

And why is Bangladesh so invisible? I only ever hear about it on here.

>>70458082
Bangladesh is small and minds its own business

>>70449192
>Being the country who hates the most Donald Trump because media negative opinion
>Having 4 SJW main parties which support refugees
>Still voting them even having high unemployment and crime rate from those brown people

Just Spain, land of kekoldry

>roast your cunt
>Turkey hasn't roasted itself yet

>>70458353
Wtf I love spain now

>>70452347

>Have to turn to America and suck their willy to survive

Judging by some of the other "cons" on your list, you've already been doing that. How are you going to be against multiculturalism while appropriating our hard on for guns, hatred of leftist ideals and racism, the worst of our culture?

don't forget the balls

>>70457476

Bad T.V and in the verge of race war. You could not be more retarded.

>>70449192
>Prude enough to make kissing in public illegal
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>70458619
>hatred of leftist ideals and racism
>american culture
you are so fucking deluded that you think america invented racism?

jesus

>>70450315
>Weather is terrible
We haven't gotten snow all winter. It really sucks this year.

>>70458416
>>70449532

>>70451549
>Being proud of beating Bangladesh

Kek we sometimes actually let them win so that they have their cricketing spirits alive.

>>70449192
>Israel in 1949-1960
>European
>Israel post 1960
>Middle-Eastern

>>70459034
You don't get it? What the fuck?

>it is right next to the US

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>>70460198
>israel 1949-2017
>illegal state

>>70460363
I know it's a taboo, but not like it's illegal.

>>70458306
>Bangladesh

Aka the land of rapists and child prostitution. Also lots of Bangladeshi refugees in Bengal who migrate to other parts of India and make this country look ugly.

>>70460442
Yeah tell that to bajrang dal and shiv sena this valentine's day.

>>70460559
LOL didn't know you were Marathi.

Well then. My point was that it's not illegal, but yeah it's a taboo and a fucking big one.

Not that I am against it or anything, just saying.

sad little island full of sad little people

We enforce the will of the reptilian banking families upon the entire world.

Our cars also get shitty mileage.

Lmao OP here

Didn't expect you cucks to drag this thread so far.

>most cucked guys in world
>girls are easiest in world
>literally no culture at all
>alcoholism and suicides

>>70453456

Why can't you just calm your tits and stop taking Kashmir from us.

Not that I care--
But still.

>>70453678
eyyyyy lmao

>>70454179

Majority of America doesn't care.

>>70455428
Bhak behenchod.

>>70455711
People support your country's international football team for the legacy Maradona left and the legacy Messi is continuing.

Funny. They get into riots and serious rivalries for Brazil and Argentina.

>>70455777

Ey pezzo di merda pass me the pizza


>>70455966
I think the entire continent of South America is shit desu.

>>70457476
>600 Billion Dollars worth military budget.

>>70457262
>Pewdiepie

>>70457495
We still think you guys play the best cricket even though it's not your major sport.


>>70457878

Stop pondering about Kashmir. You'll never have it.


>>70458082
Bangladesh isn't really that popular in an international scale similar to minor European countries like Moldova, Estonia, etc.

Eitherway, it's neither popular here as well.

>>70458353

>Get robbed everywhere.


>>70458416
Does the Turkey in thanksgiving cooks itself in your household?

Use some common sense.

>>70459034

Kek.
You must be living under a rock chutiya.


>>70459460
>Poland

>>70459817
TOP FUCKING KEK.

>>70460198
>ISRAEL
>S
>R
>A
>E
>L

Don't mind me but sometimes I think your country is a joke.


>>70460472

Maobadis D:


>>70460795
Idk last time I saw they were publicly surrounding a couple because they were kissing for "long".


>>70460904
sipping tea in little cups

>>70462701
Do Refugees stay there.

ITT: we summon Mehmet to roast Turkey

Your absence is conspicuous

>>70463081

>Recep Tayyip Erdoğan

Québec here

>everybody has special snowflake syndrome
>WE WUZ OPPRESSED N SHIEEEEET
>WE IZ OPPRESSED N SHIEEEEET
>in reality, of all the colonies occupied by the British and inhabited by a non-British population, we probably are one of those which received the best treatment from the crown
>WE IZ UNIQUE CULTURE N SHIEEEEET
>in reality our culture has completely died out and at this point we're practically identical to all North Americans, except in French
>everybody is in denial about just how bad our French is, especially in regards to anglicisms
>whenever it's brought up, people just deflect and say "yeah but France has even worse anglicisisms!" (which isn't even true)
>people are unironically proud of poutine
>people constantly bitch and whine about the rest of Canada and how the Canadian government is anti-Quebec, but on TWO different occasions people here still showed just how cucked they are and voted against independence

The funniest thing is that, after watching from afar how the Scots behave in relation to the English, I've come to realize just how shit-tier we must appear to the outside world. Made me realize that maybe we're actually the bad guys after all.

>>70463466
>I've come to realize just how shit-tier we must appear to the outside world.
nah, most of the "opressed" countries (croatia, ireland, poland etc.) like you

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>>70450589
>>70450435
Australia does have an actual economy, it's just that coal gets massive support (together with housing) from the government. The coal boom is stopping.

>>70463805
How much does weed cost there.

>>70462712
Sorry kashmir is muslim majority and the refrendum was never held for it. The people themselves want to join pakistan

>>70464131
But you aren't getting it.
Kek.

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>>70464206

>>70449192
>slovenian lowlands dialect speaking
>croats opress us and destory our culture and language with school indoctrination and mass immigration from less developed areas
>slovenia watches and doesnt care

>

>>70464336

>First time I heard about Croatia is the 2014 FIFA world cup.

>>70464336
what are you even talking about

>1/4 of the population is easily retarded.
>African American culture is easily one of the worst cultures on the planet
>Our military culture is absolutely massive

>>70464727

>Instagram's search page.

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>>70452123
Your entire history is a tale of cuckoldry

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>>70463997
€10 per gram

>>70450414
>Shit army
no
>Feminism
Compared to USA, we don't have to complain

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>>70451549
>East Pakistan's loss counts as Kiwis' victory
much impressive, very victory, wow!

>>70451419
>*Republic Of China free region*
>>70451419
>*Republic Of China mainland region*
>>70451451

>everybody is hypocrite at some degree
>depression is everywhere, most people are sad
>niggers are reproducing like rabbit, most girl are cold burner and listen to zouk music
>paris is a nightmare for any normal human being, only the musuem and old batisse are nice the rest deserve an atomic solution
>our culture is dead, no qualitie produce since...a long time
>people are arrogant for no real reason, and they complain for everything.

>>70455637
Gangs of S. Asian muslims who target white girls because they're seen as degenerative and of less value than muslimas (see Rotherham), extremism and living in apartheid due to no will to adapt and integrate with native-born Britons.
At least that's how it seems hence and I listen to radio from U.K. and browse /brit/.

>>70466785
Is there really some sort of Mudslime influx.

>>70449192
>BURN OUR PEOPLE IN A ETERNAL NUCLEAR FIRE, THEN SALT THE EARTH!.


We are not worthy of being called Portuguese

>>70458353
>reelecting corrupt politicians because a 17th century book created the "get-ahead" mentality
>permanently ruined all our colonies with this crute mentality

>pay huge amount of taxes
>American companies get huge tax breaks
>The Netherlands is totally not corrupt goy- i mean guys

>>70466191
What the fuck? It costs like 20 bucks for like 3 grams here which is around €14

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>birth rate falling
>every woman can have 10+ children
>solve it by only importing male immigrants
>??
>now both school performance and birth rate falling
>only debt and sexual assaults up

>>70473553
Growing weed is illegal here. They will fuck you up when you get caught. BUT coffeeshops are allowed to sell it. The police tolerate it. So where does the weed in the coffeeshop come from?

Really makes you think.

>>70473919
Doesn't coffee mask the smell of drugs from police dogs? The answer was right under your nose all this time.

>>70474006
I think it's the smell of tourists that masks it.

>>70474073
>Aren't the three main things to visit for in Netherlands, in order of popularity: drugs, prostitutes and the canals? And you wonder why the tourists smell when they've tried all three...

>>70474173
Oh shit now I accidentally added greentext after fixing that one bit.

>>70474126
What a great country i live in. It's great. Fantastic. Can i come to Finland as refugee?

so many people from my country emigrate to the UK, it's like there's another lithuania out there. everyone who is young and stays in my country gets called a loser

>>70474223
Well, there are only two things tourists come here for: Lapland, and they've visited every other country already.

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>it's more socially acceptable to shit in the streets than to kiss in public
>India

>>70450379
A friend went a semester to study in Dresden, he said everyone is Polish or Turk there

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>If our country was a person it would be a self conscious manlet who strives to be relevant but only ends up looking like an idiot.
>Our Prime minister is most likely a 40 year old virgin
>Internationally we are known for Dutch-Indonesian with bleached hair and a ridiculous haircut.

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>>70475008

>the best and only way you can criticize India is poo


>kek'd mildly

>>70453456
>Lierally the country who gave north korea nuclear tech in exchange for missles and blamed it on the only nuclear scientist in the country and locked him up
holy shit wtf
I still love Pakistan but fuck me

>>70449192
13% of our population cannot swim

>everything is expensive as shit, businesses dont want to move here
>carbon tax
>le dude weed man
>weed still isnt legal
>chinese buying up a lot of property around the country, housing prices sky rocketing in toronto/Vancouver
>sellouts to China and Israel

>failed empire
>people LITERALLY vote for dictator
>3 somewhat million syrians fickificking
>Have africa tier intelligence service,bombs weekly
>Didnt genocide k*ds yet
>Economy literally died,currency loses value against FUCKING argentinian peso
>Couldnt beat sandniggers in syria yet

>>70468097
from former territories in North–Africa, esp. towards Marseille.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_France

>cities are overrun by pakis and niggers
>shit weather
>shit education system
>national health service near implosion
>no culture
>most of the country is post industrialist poorfag shithole
>full of sjws
>female English accent is awful
>countryside is full of bumpkins
>petrol is one of the most expensive on earth
>David Cameron and friends
>used to have the greatest empire in history but are now no more than "a small island"- putin
>northerners and southerners can't agree on anything
>can't stop ourselves being culturally enriched even post brexit
>cucked by USA, China, EU and Commonwealth

Britain is one of the most downhill countries in the world. I might move away when I can, but I'm not sure where to go or what to do, so I'll be stuck here for the next few years at least

>>70477736
Looper said go to China. So you should go to Hong Kong.

>>70457476
the middle east (SA and Qatar) beats us in obesity rates now. not number 1 anymore sadface

>>70463466
you forgot to write that in French as well. from what ive heard around the world everyone hates the quebecois

>fat, ugly people everywhere
>more and more dogs and wild animals on planes shitting everywhere
>places for said animals to shit in restroom, makes it smell like even worse shit in there
>more and more poor dumb people because of schools
>uni are pumping out pussy leftest that will one day learn to vote
>too many brown people who dont speak english
>too many black people cant understand their english
>LA
>airports in general

>Have a job, get taxed
>Own property, get taxed
>Buy groceries, get tax
>Fucking up your tax settlement because you can't keep track of all the taxes, get penalty taxed
>Die, literaly get taxed
There really isn't anything you can do here without having to pay some sort of tax.

>>70451419
>still claiming the sovereignty over Mongolia when the other China already give up
HAHAHAH fuck

>>70451968
Nah we have a lot of shitty stuff happening here but that's nothing that would happen.

>we wuz original humans n shit
>we wuz rulers of the world n shit
>WE ARE LITERALLY GOD N SHIT
>victim mentality
>brain drain
>one of the most corrupt governments in Europe
>infrastructure from the 60s
>plenty of stabbings going around due to drugs
>inferiority complex to Turkey
>inferiority complex to Bulgaria
>leaders have been shit in foreign policy
There is a lot more but not enough space to say it all

>Unironicly believe we are the best country in the world to live in
>A cold winter can be at -30 Celsius, for not even to mention the northern part of Norway
>We are genuinly proud to be Norwegian
>Our language is a dialect of Danish

>>70482573
>norwegian roasting
what are you making, sushi?

>>70482573
>We are proud of our country
>Our northern position gives us a colder weather than many other countries
10/10 roast, must've hurt

>>70482806
>>70482878
My idea was to formulate it into
>What we believe
>How it's actually like

>>70482984
Cold Winters aren't a bad thing, it Shaped our cultures (norwegian culture is good and Sweden has for the majority of It's existence also had a good culture)

>>70482984
better norway roasting:
>most famous norwegian of all time is anders breivik
>arab state of the north, literally
>other than oil and we wuz vikings n shiet they're famous for little
>in fact if swedes had been blessed with the same oil it would have been better managed

>>70450241
t. american proxyfag

>>70462701
>girls are easiest in world
unexpected from a nordic country.
how did that happen?

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>it's cold
>it's rainy
>it's lonely
>it's depressing
>the architecture is bullshit faux-commie block garbo
>london has become a fucking joke
>manchester
>bradford

i hate my life here

>can't teach evolution or real sex ed in schools
>american """education""""
>stupid liberals
>stupid conservatives
>barron trump

>lots of niggers

>>70449192
filled with chinks
shit,i'm a chink

Most of these arent even valid. First world countries should stop posting.

>>70486751
OP here.
Lmao as if first world countries cannot be criticized.
But well, comparing what they're complaining about to the problems our third world nation has?
It's nowhere fucking close.

Pfffft.

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>muh communism waah waah
>commies are still the third biggest party in our parliament
>our PM is a spineless piece of slime
>our president is a drunk clown who literally got elected by popular vote (can't make this shit up)
>the entire country is run by a fucking oligarch who keeps stuffing his pockets with tax and EU money, yet retards still vote for him
>majority of population consists of apathetic alcoholic subhumans who should have their voting rights taken away
>BUT WE BE DA BEST IN EASTERN (uh uh no CENTRAL!) EUROPE N SHIET

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>be Cyprus
>get invaded by Turkey
>end up losing half your island
>turkroaches build a huge flag on their side of the island
>picrelated

>the media and entertainment industry are 90% SJW
>delusional aging baby boomers trying to chase the fountain of youth
>one of only two countries in the world that allows prescription drug advertisements
>corrupt media companies like Disney finagle with intellectual property laws for their own selfish reasons

>>70489243
Wtf there's someone on 4chan from fucking Cyprus--


>>70488671
Well you guys have some of the best porn movies.

>>70488671
I love your quties

>be china
>the most populated country in the world and also third world by breeding out of control
>tourists shitting and spitting everywhere, defiling ancient monuments
>known for smog everywhere, products are all toxic ripoffs
>we "han chinese" are just a mongrel race of southeast asians raped by northern mongol tribes
>our reputation couldn't be any fucking lower at this point

>>70490976
Nice proxy

>>70483509
Wut. Every nordic country is the same in that. Girls are huge sluts. Because it's cold and dark and nothing else to do.

>fat
>have to drive everywhere
>even if you work at mcdonalds your job is expected to be your life
>it's getting to the point where if you don't have SJW tier opinions you have to keep them to yourself so as to not get ostracized
>all media clearly has an agenda and is making people retarded
>people got fed up with that and elected trump, but it just seems like a huge risk
>pay 40,000+ for a uni degree, which is not worth the paper it's printed on anymore
>niggers in general

>>70491114

How the fuck is SJW culture being this seriously implemented there in the US.

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>we were stupid enough to dismantle the white australia policy

haha silly us

>>70449532
Why would non-porn pictures of children be Illegal?
That's some america tier lawmaking if they are.

>>70449192
>Closet ally just takes 30 trillion dollars from us every year
>Half the population hates their own country's history, founding and culture but don't leave
All other problems are getting fixed.

>>70490976
At least china is technocrat and has built nice infrastructure in the last two decades.
India is still busy getting butthurt on relegion and keeping illiterates in power. We should also become a dictatorship.

>>70492108

>Getting fixed

Uhm, o rlly.

>>70492120


>Mitron, our country is E V O L V I N G!

>>70492135
>Wall getting built
>Gun laws being loosened
>Criminals being treated like criminals
>Challenging greedy in grateful Europoors who won't defend themselves
>No Islamic refugees
Ya rly

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>>70449192
>Be hated by most of the world
>Fucking awful climate
>FUCKING MOUNTAIN of resources owned by oligarchs
>"Democracy" with one party system and dumbass politicians
>Literally one president over 18 years
>"Free speech"
>Can offense religious people and get arrested

>>70492200

>F i x a t i o n

Ah anon. Staph with these kek talks.

>>70492256
Wonder how far your country is from a Totalitarian Government.

>>70467839
I mean they targeted Sikh girls too DESU senpai. Don't forget.

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>>70492174
That isnt the problem, I agree with his goals amongst all politicians the most, but he's stupid. He wants intoduce and develop technology but has no idea what it is and how to do it, so he tries to do whatever new tech fad he finds. I dont think any other leader in the country is trying to develop infraatructure and bring in tech nearly as much. Also everyone needs to realise that producing software and computer engineers would only and always only amount to being code monkeys for foreign companies as long as there is no infrastruce. This country needs civil, mechanical and electrical engineers the most and all the retards, even with 90%+ are just doing CS.

>>70492306
Meh, it's really far from totaliarism, there is a bunch of good news site, you still can read foreign media, plenty of openminded folks etc.
It's sure can get worse, but i don't think that Russia have more control of population than USA or China.

>>70482145
>we wuz original humans n shit
>we wuz rulers of the world n shit
>WE ARE LITERALLY GOD N SHIT
Explain?

>>70492382
This country actually needs to prioritize the people with skill trees that can help in the nation's development.


>BUT NO WE MUST CONCENTRATE ON WHETHER JALLIKATTU WILL BE A THING OR NOT FUCK OFF.

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Uh... I dunno. Help me out here, guys!

>lefty pc bullshit as bad as america
>lefty pc bullshit and discrimination IN THE LAW
>statism and no constitution, government tries to control all aspects of life
>media has a massive agenda and outrage for all things
>have to be 18 to buy most things
>doctors genuinely tried to ban big knives
>cant have a weapon for self defense
>get arrested if you shoot a burglar/murderer
>tarmac and 60s concrete buildings everywhere
>new buildings look just as bad but they are steel and glass this time
>sky is always grey
>always rains
>NHS collapsing in on itself
>education system a joke
>job market awful
>north is post industrial hellhole
>taxes on any and everything multiple times over, most of the cost of things such as beer and petrol are taxes
>pakis and nogs absolutely infest cities, they are all scammers, asshole taxi drivers/ shit shop owners or thieves
>lefties want to make it even worse somehow by bringing in even more
>its racist to argue that britain is for the british, some guy called the police on someone who said that and they detained him
>Australia love/hates us because they want to suck china's cock and the chinese dont like us but they still want to play sport
>We forgot about new zealand until sports
>Canada is further down the same hole as we are and doesnt play rugby
>We are too closely tied in to America and basically do whatever they ask
>Incredibly densely populated ,no wilderness and little space
>house prices get more insane the closer you get to london, most house prices in the south just arent affordable anymore
>traffic jams all the time on our slow motorways
>union strikes all the time on our public transport
>massive arrogant underclass who ruin and cheapen everything they touch and give us an awful reputation everywhere, on top of that half are socialists who hate anyone who isnt on their level

>we all pretend it isnt happening by focusing on how much we are going to drink and what we are going to watch at the weekend

>>70491089
idk, everywhere people say that nordics are cold and hard to be intimate with.
so hard to imagine girls being that easy

>>70492962
>voting through internet
>russian hacker juggernaut will hack your system
>elect ruskie for everything
>estonia disappears

cant wait for ebin posts on /int/ when it ultimately happens

>insane working hours
>have to get drunk af with your colleagues
>everyone hates it but everyone does it
>before you get access to this great working privilege you have to study 20h a day for 20 years
>country led by corrupt corporations and cult leaders
>falling birthrates
>military service
>butthurt about shitty islands

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Beutiful mongols

>>70449192
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int

>>70477078
black people?
>>70492256
some russian people are allright, but the russian idea of comedy is pretty cruel to be honest, like almost cartoony levels of evil

>>70492470
>It's sure can get worse, but i don't think that Russia have more control of population than USA or China.
>China
Nyet

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>we're unhealthily obsessed with our imperial past despite being a rapidly declining second rate power
>we have a pathetic, sycophantic relationship with the US and get excited whenever a president acknowledges our existence
>99% of all our built up areas are depressing, ugly, bland, utilitarian post-war disasters of town planning
>literally the only places in the UK that are remotely relevent internationally are a tiny, prohibitively expensive area of central London, and Oxford and Cambridge univerisities
>our minds are as dominated by class snobbery as they were in the Middle Ages, and we can't even talk to our friends without literally constantly sizing up their social status based on hundreds of tiny details about them

You couldn't make this shit up if you tried

>>70449257
what's ice

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>>70449192
In the West you have Hongcouver, capital of Chinada

To the East you got Cuckanada with frogs refusing to accept the fact that they are the minority

To the Far East (Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, P.E) You have Trailer Parks

Central Chinanada is the ricebowl, with failing oil industries

And lastly to the North is depressed Inuits commiting suicide, Yukon on the other hand is pretty good

>economy is rule by crony capitalist
>government is ruled by useless bureaucrats
>despite this the biggest danger to my daily life are roving gangs of Canadian geese

>>70489243
top bants desu

we are not a country, sorry.

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>be finnic people
>23 million speakers of finno ugric languages and finno ugric people
>none ever developed written language or society
>be cucked by every other nations nearby
>go almost extinct
>only finns manage to get a proper ethno state that survives
>be forced to speak swedish in finland to this day

I can't buy a gun so I can kill myself quickly

i dont have to its already roasted to fuckin hell

>>70477340
>people LITERALLY vote for dictator
contradiction

>>70489243
to be quite frank bruv you should just give the entire island to the turks, that flag looks nice and I'd like to see it around more but right now all I see is just white turds with yellow and green

>people are complete fucking morons who never question anything an authority figure tells them

>Poland
Like man, can there be worse insult?

>>70506733
Beat me to it

Ukraine maybe?

>>70506733
Ukraine.

>>70507332
>>70507353
HOHOLMIND

>>70453456
You shouldn't have split from India atleast then your living conditions would have slightly improved

>>70450434
>Dresden...? I thought the east was somewhat loathes anybody non-German.
>How on earth did so many refugees land up there.
you're a fucking indian lmao an Arab is a stepup

>>70484175
>can't teach evolution or real sex ed in schools
What? I got taught evolution, and sex-ed was a mandatory class in 5th grade for me, and I went to a rural school in a religious area.

>>70510422
>Atleast then your living conditions could have slightly improved

We split becuz if religious reaasons and it would have been much worse for both if we stayed togather

>>70503233
Bend your knee to the Indo-European master race

>liberals have no idea how to run a country
>conservatives are sellout shills who sell the country (who they can't run) to the highest bidder (china)
>NDP is NDP

>>70462712
>They get into riots and serious rivalries for Brazil and Argentina.

Found the Mallu or Bong.

Both are commie shit. Who cares.

>>70492756
>BUT NO WE MUST CONCENTRATE ON WHETHER JALLIKATTU WILL BE A THING OR NOT FUCK OFF.

>Implying Tamil Nadu is not one of the best states in India for living

You can do both simultaneously anon. Things are not mutually exclusive

t.indian

>>70450522
The Canadian economy is poor by white people standards.

>>70451419
>China invading Mongolia
Man
That's not how it's supposed to go
The Chinese really are backwards

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>everyone is a jobless neet
>those who arent are tax evaders
>those who dont tax evade can barely make a living

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>>70452457
They started running their own countries, and when things went to shit, they dumped the blame on the British, and with the British having little means and zero will to defend themselves in the eyes of fucking savages, the hatred grew.

The British are the most successful ethnic group in the world. The British empire extended the breadth of the world, ruling 22% of the Earth's land and all of its seas.

Successful people make great villains. Name an iconic fictional hero that's not poor, or an iconic villain that isn't.

Greatest villains in history?
Jews.
Is it because they do bad shit?
No.
It's because they're consistently successful.
It's far harder to find an ethnic Jew failing at life than it is to find a Chav.

TLDR Anglos are better than everyone else and they hate us for it. Nationalism is for the weak.

>>70521678
90% of the population of the countries that resent and loathe the British would move to an Anglo run country if they have the chance.
A lot of Indians blame the British for their problems and bring up events that predate their great grandparents or their great grandparents great grandparents, yet they, the moment they get the option, move here, and Australia, and the UK in fucking droves.

If English governance was so bad, why do you want it back so badly, Pajeet?

>>70521818
Oh also
>California gets legal weed before we do

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>>70521670
>Be Italy
>Finally start running shit properly
>People start taking notice
>Germans copy system
>More the merrier I guess
>Get 'liberated' by America
>Get democracy
>Things go to shit because democracy doesn't work in African countries

>>70502967

>Palestine


>>70514031
"Religious reasons".

If you seriously see it in that way, you might just end your life now.

>>70520023
There's no "best state" or ranks among states on who offers the best living standards here, m8.

>>70522767
Ofcourse there is no official ranking but both you and me know that Tamil Nadu offers a better standard of living than most of North or East India.

>>70492382
You need to improve your own country instead of coming here.

I just want to move to England and have a cute lilcottage home and live a mediocre life... Is that too bad?

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>coast large af
>still can't stop the fires

>>70451595
>be mexico
>poor shithole
>hated by everyone
>fucking degenerate population
>we have oil, but guess what? still poor
>awful internet
>usa is our neighbour
let's be friends huebro

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>Rich, full of nature's delights land
>Still can't fucking build skyscrapers or stores with parking lots
>One of our national heroes just fucking tripped and fell down a fucking hill

nigger

>>70523479
Who said about going anywhere you fucking leaf. Are you retarded?

>>70466785
>depression is everywhere, most people are sad
Why has it become this way?
Germany is the same, even though people wouldn't admit it in real life.

>>70527776
the world is degrading into a dark, sad, rainy mess. everywhere you look is sadness, and things and people to pity, and corruption and terror. nothing is happy, we're being fed a constant supply of anguish through a tube directly into our bloodstream.

>>70490756
Yeah. There's lots of more Cypriots on /pol/ though.

>>70502822
a fucking leaf

>>70505485
>that flag looks nice and I'd like to see it around more but right now all I see is just white turds with yellow and green
Kek. I have to admit, the color is nice, but I don't like the star and crescent.

>>70521678
>>70521818
>>70521969
Literally who are you rambling off to?

Many genuinely intelligent people still consider binge-drinking goon (i.e very cheap wine) a hobby

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Oh america
Land of the free?
Home of the brave?
Weren't you so great?
You have failed
Your own purpose?
Selling your freedom
For a couple hundred
Oh america
Owner of the world
The new rome
A mighty empire
Your flag raises high
And your people bow
But what is purpose?
When there is no freedom
Backstabbing politicians
No criminal justice
A record prisoner population
Weren't you supposed to be free?
Weren't you supposed to be brave?
Not selling yourself
For the oil you crave?
The brave men that fought
In your name
The brave men who worked
To keep your dream awake
But you sold yourself
For a much bigger power than you
Much more powerful
than your army and your navy
much more powerful
than your most powerful weapon
You have sold yourself to Greed

>>70449192
>Highest birth rate and population growth of the world
Population yes, but birth rate? Do you even sub-saharan africa? Or your neighbouring afghanistan for that matter?

Good thread lads. Bumping.

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>>70527695
>>One of our national heroes just fucking tripped and fell down a fucking hill
Who?