chebs edition
he is not a pedo
imagine being so anxious you can't get to sleep haha
What's your favourite type of [Alcohol] on [Friday] [Evening] [Alone]?
>>70448042
look at those TITTIES
NEED a qt gf to make life worth living
do your best today lads
el mexicANO about to get clobbered
>>70448063
me when coming down off the speed
>tfw no gf
>know homely/ugly girls that are very attracted to you
>would rather be alone than with a homely girl
alas
>>70448064
Teachers whiskey
>>70448063
take some xanax
took 1.25mg earlier and am feeling max comfy
loving the diversity in this thread
>>70448063
was awake for 36 hours straight because of this haha
oh shit is it friday?
haha it was like tuesday yesterday
A man’s at odds to know his mind cause his mind is aught he has to know it with. He can know his heart, but he don’t want to. Rightly so. Best not to look in there.
>>70448060
is that barron's sheath?
>>70448083
Gross
If you're gonna drink at least get something good
>>70448069
Wish GTA 5 had the turf war stuff.
>>70448085
all i gots is klonopins and one other thing i cant remember the name of
and i dont like taking drugs ok
Don't like people who keep pets in the city
>ask thaimong to recommend me a phone FOUR times
>he tells me to ask some guy named google
>he pretends to be a paki for a while
>ask him again to recommend me a NON runtish phone
....
>he recommends the samsung™ ® s7®™ edge®™ in the runtpixel-delux colour™®
fucking DESPISE thaimong.
>>70448079
post pic of what you consider homely
>>70448104
i like it m8, and that's all that matters frankly
>>70448107
same it's really the only complaint i have about it but it's a big one
What's the most desperate thing you've heard a woman say?
>>70448042
Sauce
>>70448114
>fucking DESPISE thaimong
everyone does lad
>watching old british people get nuked
priceless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVq76YvTPMs
>>70448124
That's good lad
I don't drink anyway
nothing because i don't waste my time talking with women ahaha
>>70448107
With more open world games had actual dynamic content instead of a bunch of static boxes to check. /fedora
>>70448134
ex begged me to fuck her while she was on her period
was a bit grossed out
>>70448134
barely ever had a conversation with one
>>70448144
all jordanians should be killed
*puts dolmio on thailad and eats him*
>>70448156
Agreed
>>70448134
"I think I love you"
haha what a dumb slut, must have been on a 12 year cock shortage
t. 33 year old virgin
>>70448151
are you saying you're for or against gang wars then
>>70448156
bit rude
t. jordan
hope you read my post thaimong you fucking ROTUND BEHEMOTH.
hope the algerian manlet finds you.
>>70448176
why do you never reply to people on facebook m8?
>racemixing is b-
What's your current cock hardness babe
(((bruno mars)))
>>70448158
IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER
mexicANO
>in paris at hostel
>dorm full of autistic chinks/gooks
Literally every other nationality I've ever encountered have loads of outgoing people, yet I've never seen one outgoing Chink/Gook apart from the Yank ones
>>70448186
finish your sentence
>>70448186
wannabe Michael Jackson
wahey!
post toot!!
feel a bit bad now, thaimong didnt have to recommend anything at all but he DID.
@thailad, im sorry.
>>70448195
SHOOP DA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>70448211
how come mexico is the only new world country with culture?
>>70448218
that's ok :3
>>70448198
because they're all government spies you dumby plumby
god damn it woman, when i asked you to mash my spuds i wanted you to bust my bollocks not make me dinner
>>70448223
shut up you cunt
>>70448185
different jordan
>>70448226
Imagine ejaculating on a face that pretty. Not like in a super sexual way, just cumming on it and her looking up at you like "I'd appreciate it if you didn't do that" but still a smile, wow
>>70448240
aha alri jordan, reply to me on facebook already!
>"cup check!"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
michael jackson was well overrated
infact most music is
imagine sucking up to a rorke on an internet forum for approval
absolutely SCREECHING at the thought
>>70448248
I had a dream the Falcons won the Superbowl. Not even joking.
>>70448252
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
imagine asking to hangout with a rorke on an internet forum and getting rejected
absolutely SCREECHING at the thought
>>70448246
>a face that pretty
no such thing as a pretty asian, they're just good with makeup
>>70448264
You'd take the prize for obsession here
>>70448281
Don't have a CLUE what a rorke is frankly
imagine being a falcon
absolutely SCREECHING at the thought
well lads 8 hours of slog then the old 'kend
>>70448290
Bigot.
>>70448291
oop, 8pm, that's bedtime for me, mr. noseberg told me to come in to work on saturday and to show up early
night lads
>>70448265
I'm going to Vegas next weekend to bet on them (serious)
They're going to win
>>70448302
Idiot.
>>70448284
White Power!
>>70448302
Was gonna ask why the fuck you decided to go all the Vegas just to place a bet and then I remembered it's illegal basically everywhere else in America
state of you lot
>>70448302
alri time traveller boy, where's your time machine? heheh
>>70448302
I hope so, will include you in my prayers
70448318
why don't they ship them to israel?
the gf
>>70448322
There's a campaign growing to legalize sports betting nation wide and I've given money to it because it's something I really want to see happen
>>70448323
t. Idiot
>>70448331
Will pray for you too la'
>>70448347
that whore!
>>70448042
You stole my webbum
>>70448350
>calls me an idiot
>believes in god
i think you'll fine 'tis you who is the idiot good sir
>>70448334
Oy vey we can't have that!
>be American
>see a black man
>cross the street
>black man notices
>shouts across the street that he's gonna shoot me
>shout back "I bet you won't even hit me!"
>get arrested for gambling
>>70448371
hat
>>70448371
awwww strewth a 'roo bit me in the nads crikey
>>70448411
lol who's this
>>70448411
aprrprorpriating black culture baka
Still deciding whether to get a second monitor aaaaah
>>70448411
>knife and fork
He's really rubbing it in to the cunts.
the Mexican gf
Feels like the weight of the world is on my shoulders.
But when things get tough, guess there's nothing you can do but lift that motherf***er up!!!!
>>70448433
get a cheap tv to use as a 2nd monitor
>>70448446
>i love god
>dresses like a harlot
V
R
W
when i was a kid i thought only americans and british were considered white and australians weren't white
Trump is literally Hitler
Like literally
Hitler didn't die, he is trump
>>70448433
You won't regret it if you do.
can't stop
won't stop
>>70448452
Rasheed
>>70448433
you will regret it!
>>70448458
t. noonga boonga "petrol champ" toonga boonga woonga
>>70448458
funny cause now its the other way around
>lol who's this
>>70448447
t. Joe Rogan
>>70448452
>V
>R
>W
Not sure about this one
>>70448446
it's a statistical fact that girls in aviators are skanks
>>70448470
think you'll find my name is bruce dundee mate
jews say that trump sounds like Hitler because he wants to move the embassy to jerusalem and still kissing israel ass
>>70448487
hmm lad its my gimmick, been going for about 2 weeks now. i'll explain it just this once to catch you up
>V(apid)
>R(oasty)
>W(hore)
>>70448489
t. Never leaves the basement
>>70448459
Drumpf is much more of a netanyahu figure
>Trump is literally Hitler
>Like literally
>Hitler didn't die, he is trump
how come history classes teach that hitler hated jews but never why he hated jews?
actually nevermind i already know the answer, do you?
>>70448453
tell you what though, that one pic of her with the red and blue jumper and the white knickers
gets my motor runnin', not gonna lie
>>70448530
time constraints and overloaded teachers
FACT: Latinas always have massive meatflaps
>>70448530
first good post ITT
>>70448501
You're a misogynist
>>70448530
Going into the entire history of anti-Semitism would take up too much time
>>70448535
>doesn't post it
>>70448543
calm down bruce, give my gimmick a try some time. i think you'll find it feels great.
>>70448555
work PC mate, not gonna go saving stuff like that now, am I?
have a date coming up lads (on the left) x
>>70448536
>>70448549
the answer is pretty simple and easy to understand, because they use communism as a means to jewish supremacy
dobby > sophie
don't mind jews desu
curb your enthusiasm isn't that funny though
Business idea: paper that shows a different image in a photo than IRL.
>>70448557
Shan't, won't, willn't
>>70448560
>his work PC allows access to 4chan
What?
>>70448564
arsehole lad?
>>70448579
once my gimmick catches on and you're left behind dont come crying to me.
>>70448564
She looks cute in a slight dash of autism kind of way.
>>70448564
>owns a selfie stick
warning sign t.bh
alri
>>70448585
jelly?
business idea: individuals whom (or which) have a net economic drain on society getting euthanized
*gets euthanized*
>>70448593
I cry pretty easily. Cried when I lost the cap of my water bottle today. When was the last time you cried?
you know, i'm watching a film right now and i felt compelled to post in /brit/ about it, but then i realised, since when am i a teenage girl who needs to let all her facebook friends know what she's doing at any given time?
so you know what? fuck you, i'm not going to tell you what i'm watching
>>70448615
shame
>>70448611
>goes on 4chan on his work PC
>won't save a picture of Maisie
something's not adding up
Does Bart Simpson have hair or is it part of his skin?
>>70448624
when i broke up with the ex, she did NOT care haha (feel very unwanted)
>>70448625
wish i was a teenage girl. playing with my tight fanny and freshly grown chebs
>>70448594
all the better imo
>>70448642
nonce tranny
What was the name of the last porno you watched? If you can't remember, just describe it.
>>70448565
Communism only gained ground because poor people are stupid, not because of some sneaky Jewish dealings
>>70448666
Lena Paul Revenge Is Best Served Black
If you could go back
What would you have done differently lads?
>>70448629
found it anyway mate haha
http://imgur.com/a/8dDiX
>>70448666
Watching Porn with Sister
>>70448666
https://es.xhamster.com/movies/2300104/bent_over_the_bed_in_stockings_and_fucked.html
>>70448666
some guy jacking off
>>70448691
airbrushed and she's still rough
>>70448672
tbf "we're gonna take all the stuff from the rich!" sounds a lot better to the average poor person than "work hard and save your money"
>>70448690
talk to more girls
lift
dress better
try more things
>>70448690
i would change it all
>>70448690
underhand grip
why are leftists shitting themselves over trump deporting illegal immigrants
>>70448672
oh my sweet goy...
>>70448700
but that's gay
>>70448672
the peasantry in russia quickly turned on the bolsheviks t b q h
>>70448690
Pick the winning lotto numbers
>>70448728
They're mentally unwell
>>70448732
how is it gay? It's just a guy jacking off. By that logic everyone who jacks off is gay...
anyone else seen those ukrainian and russian flags dumping random bollocks in the archive?
what's the deal with that?
>>70448741
you mean the greedy kulaks
>he browses the archive
>>70448756
>jacking off
FOGY
Is there a more odious group of people than scientists?
Sick to the teeth of them trying to convince me some literally who particle can be modified or something, no one gives a shit, that's why you're not on TV and no one is bothered one iota
Yet whenever there's a political debate we have to hear from some scientist who is automatically deemed important moaning about funding and talking about the wonders of the universe or some Reddit-tier study into why they can't look like nonces
Does my fucking nut in
>>70448756
>jacks off
FOY
>>70448765
>implying that the land confiscated from the kulaks by the peasants wasnt soon consficated from teh peasantry
Land ownership and agricultural output was HIGHER under the Tsardom you Fabian twink.
Leon trotsky and Hitler are my heroes
>>70448776
He's a giant too.
>>70448776
>>70448782
its the name of the video retards
>>70448791
>>70448790
oof....
missed my chance to sleep
Willy is currently pointing up, not sure what this means and I'm very scared
>>70448728
If you ever encounter this IRL just remind them that Obama deported more illegals than any previous president
I almost was raped today, some guy tried to fuck me without a condom even when I said "no, I won't do anal unless we do safe sex"
then suddenly he put me down in all fours and tried to push in, I used my buttcheeksI to crush his dick and keep him outside and then I pushed him back, he was pissed as fuck and tried to argue about him being so horny but I grabbed my stuff and I left
Female friend on normiebook said she's leaving and moving to Canada if brexit fully goes through
>>70448134
>I'm so so sorry
>>70448818
>SISSY_CHILEAN_"MEN".png
>>70448818
Faggot stories thread?
>>70448786
>agricultural output was HIGHER under the Tsardom
I have my doubts about the titbit
>>70448827
I love how it's always Canada
EL CHILENO
>i hate those fucking racists, that's why i am moving to another white country not to mexico
>>70448837
yes, and ? do you want to put in inside?
in a way im glad im ugly cause i'll never have to deal with that thing where you find out a hot girl had a crush on you years after the fact
refuse to believe anything I read anywhere
what's up doc?
>>70448865
don't believe you
>>70448858
fuck off reminding me of this shit you fucking cunt.
christ i've had it with you.
goodnight lads, proper fucking mad now.
>>70448844
The Soviet Union banned genetic research and the fruits of any previous research which lead to them planting inferior strains of wheat that were not resistant to drought and pestilence
>>70448781
>odious
smelly??
>>70448873
don't believe this
>>70448878
unpleasant
I fucking love science
who's been at my oats?
>>70448875
>fuck off reminding me of this shit you fucking cunt.
>christ i've had it with you.
WHAT are you on about
>>70448844
before the revolution Russia was almost entirely an agricultural civilisation
the gf
>>70448888
checked
>>70448844
>bad agricultural science
>(((collectivization)))
I also forgot to mention that the kulaks were peasants themselves so the lower peasants had no right at all to destroy the aristocracy over the abuses of a free peasant class.
>>70448896
brother...
>>70448878
you're thinking of odorous
>>70448896
me
I made flapjacks
>>70448915
hmm guess so thank you
>>70448906
I like thicc but this is just fat s mh
the gf
How is it possible that when I look in the mirror I think I look good but any photo of me I look at im literally an abomination
if the Antifas love Muslims so much why don't they move to a Muslim majority nation like Pakistan or Bangladesh?
the 'f
Nige rocking the MAGA hat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7BOvEfW1RU
>>70448941
You don't know what thicc is, the girl you posted is just curvy
>>70448909
>destroy the aristocracy over the abuses of a free peasant class.
A free peasant class which came about via the Tsar's land reform in which kulaks bought land from other peasants rather than being given ownership of it. There is absolutely no excuse for Bolshevism in any form. There is no evidence that the Tsars would not have begun the level of industrialization that the reds had begun.
business idea: putting my bellend in a mousetrap
>>70448954
The human brain will literally disregard imperfections when looking in a mirror in an effort to protect the ego
>>70448954
saw something on the 'dit a few days ago, something about camera lense things 50mm is your real face
>>70448954
dirty mirror
if the Americans love whites so much why don't they move to a white majority nation like Canada or Mexico?
>>70448960
They don't. Antifas are people pretending to be Bela Ciao singing anti-radical partisans who are really Communists and have a deep contempt for religion unless it can be used to club the "majority" of society just like reds/leftists everywhere.
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>70448970
>>70448971
>>70448974
>>70448975
>>70448980
>>70448985
>>70448996
>>70449007
ahhh, the /brit/ish general you say?
I would kill for a 6/10 6' tall white boyfriend
>>70449012
no its /brit/ish empire general
gf's mum sent me this
>>70448985
>canada
>white majority
hope you're taking the piss m8
>>70448954
cameras especially phone cameras tend to be slightly wide angle thus shaping your head ever so slightly different to where you think you look less attractive
>>70448967
http://imgur.com/a/iXpXE
>>70449020
explain the yanks and irish then
>>70449012
ikr sick of these jf cunts this isn't why we voted for brexit innit m8
i would kill for a dead chilean
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
What's the most important life rule to follow
>>70449067
just be yourself
pierced nipples is a sign of STIs
>>70449028
I look like shit on pics but guys tell me that i'am cute in person, it means that my phone camera is shit ?
Need a QT soviet policewoman gf to breed with
>>70449073
*looks in mirror*
>>70449067
be attractive
*reads the mirror*
>>70449081
that or the person just doesn't want to hurt your feelings
president toilet bog fart
>>70449097
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
>>70449086
steppe people are fucking weird looking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q3rREvapoQ
getting the daily reviewbrah in
>>70449090
>>70449097
>>70449117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PivWY9wn5ps
>>70449123
I heard he's not white
just diagnosed myself with BPD and AvPD
If shitposting is an art form, then I'm a fucking Rothko
>>70449141
you wouldn't dare say that to his face
>>70449161
Oof....
>>70449161
would let him choke me out cold
green socks today means laundry day tomorrow
do psychiatrists give you tests like look at this picture and tell me what you see or is that just tv and movies?
>>70449181
Crash! Mom made pancakes
>>70449189
That's just tv
Rorschach tests haven't been used since the 50s
>>70449194
>Jews against Islamophobia
In other news, sheep are protesting against Wolfophobia
>>70449194
don't see a single jew in europe doing this
>>70449198
ok, but do they give you any tests? i won't feel comfortable with any diagnosi based just on my own tales
>>70449196
coming
Are Kelly
>>70449212
Yeah they'll give you an IQ test plus tests for depression and anxiety and ADD
CHILE IS A WHITE COUNTRY OF ANGLO HERITAGE, NO ONE CAN DOUBT THE WHITENESS OF CHILENGLAND !
>>70449212
an IQ test so they can laugh at you when you're dumb
>>70449216
>>70449210
What about Israel
>>70449243
CHILE IS THE MOST ANGLO OF THE EXCOLONIES
(((islamophobia)))
>>70449198
Bullshit, I had one done on me during intake back in 2009.
>>70449210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJHHHYD5Fow
feel hungover even though I did not drink
>>70449249
my dad and grandfather both scored over 130 so i shouldn't be too bad
>>70449261
No you didn't
Beginning in the 1970s psychology tried to move towards a more science based approach rather than wholly subjective things like the Rorschach test
life ratings
beautiful woman > beautiful man > ugly man > ugly woman
>>70449264
>RT
So rabbis are all Putin agents who want to destroy europe
>up all night
>not lucky
what the fuck is iBoy and why is maisie in it
>>70449300
An ugly man can be succesful
>>70449287
>No you didn't
Well fuck you too, then, but I had one all the same.
Your most hated celeb?
>>70449318
my rabbi is against the islamization of europe because when the refugees started coming they started attacking jews
>>70449365
don't care about them at all
(((>>70449368)))
Jews welcomed the moors when they invaded spain
>>70449398
I love em
My favourite celeb is Cummy Cheblestone
>>70449123
>>70449161
He's a midget
>>70449336
apparently the movie is fucking shit
>>70449401
that was 1200 years ago
times have changed
>>70449418
well thats a given since 99% of netflix originals are fucking shit
fucking hell lads just did a big narstie
>don't let big tobacco control your paycheck
How much are these people smoking good lord
>>70449418
its straight to netflix of course its shit
>>70449411
Zero scale, guy on the left could be 7'11''
>>70449420
Hahahahahaha
this lady has a bum on her chest
Doing my best
>>70448186
>a nigger manlet
>>70449437
>>70449451
wtf do people watch on netflix then
>reviewbra
>>70449216
Yesterdays models and c list celebs whore themselves out to sit on billionaire yachts when work is thin on the ground..
Kelly is great but rest assured, Some Saudi has emptied his balls up her pipe.
Hayden Pan Heroes whats her tits. she was an Arab summer boat cum rag for years too.
>>70449461
name?
>>70449461
wtf i was looking at this image earlier (the uncropped one)
>>70449461
she looks just like my ex's mum not even meme'ing
>>70448186
-ad
>>70449476
http://imgur.com/a/gouub
>>70449480
gizza link pls la' x
>>70449473
good things they've leased
>>70449503
wtf she's naken
>>70449454
>>70449473
movies that were in theatres and tv shows
>>70449503
peng
got £4444.55 in the ol' current account
what can I spend 11p on?
>>70449411
means nothing unless we know the height of the guy on the left
need a new thread pronto if you wouldn't mind
*clicks fingers*
>>70449539
fuck u
>>70449473
it has all of star trek
though normies don't like star trek
bummin a fag
>>70449523
Zero scale, tombstone on the right could be 6'5"
>>70449534
send it to one of your payees 2bh
really want to marry asmr darling lads
>>70449534
anything from aliexpress