it's almost february, how is /gf2017/ going?
nigger
Why are Australians addicted to meth?
NOT good
banger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ0iq10ULNA
editors note: post choons
n-word
she got that casio
she got that g-shock
we have the same watch
we wear the same watch
This is an AUSTRALIAN thread mates
so absolutely NO racism, sexism, ableism, bigotry, or privileged talk allowed!
woke up in a cold sweat. can't get back to sleep. i don't want to die alone lads. i need somebody.
>>70446907
because it's what makes us successful
>>70446907
poor impulse control coupled with a degenerate drinking/drug culture
She wants a man from the East Riding of Yorkshire
>>70446933
early 00s were comfy
why is it so cold?
>nobody posts choon
BAD thread so far
>>70446957
if comfy is a synonym for boring
>>70446969
you fucking piece of shit.
>>70446968
dont give a rats about music let alone your shite
>>70446960
because it's winter
>>70446986
this post made me feel: sad, and hurt.
editors note: (the 'ologist said i should tell people my feelings)
>It's a "thairorke loves england and white people, so instead of living there, he chooses to come to a developing country to live" episode
>wh*te """""""logic"""""""
>>70446890
>makes that /gf2020/
2017 will be for other things for me
You don't want these hands
Trust me
>>70446968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAaFI6P2RaE
>>70447005
Shut the fuck up you stupidd thai boy nonce nobody gives two fucks about your life mate LOL now please kindly slit your wrists
>>70447005
when did he say he hates thai people you fucking wog
Thailad? Naah, more of a Breastlad myself.
>>70447018
good post
>>70446915
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.
this is a great, great song, a personal favorite of mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD5engyVXe0
>it's an /asean/ flags haven't fucked off yet episode
hmm yes girl with benis logic
>>70447022
absolute CHOON
need to cut down on how much Pepsi Max (Maximum Taste, No Sugar) i'm drinking
>>70447017
>wh*te """""""reading comprehension""""""""""
>>70447034
love the autistic screeching m8, keep it going
ok
>>70447034
hmmm what if he loves white people and thai people? paki cunt
>>70446968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciJDA0tcQfs
donald trump's theme song (at least the first 15 seconds)
ok
alri
alri
I don't believe in white supremacy because when you're supreme you can never improve or reach any higher.
big reason why we're getting a bit fucked.
new york yanks, why have you not fugged this woman yet
https://www.reddit.com/user/Banananannananananaa/submitted/
something keeps banging
>>70447065
virus do not click
thai chicANO and the rapist love each other
If only you'd seen the things I've seen
Maybe you'd think differently
>>70447052
>Ah yes, I love and am so proud of my wh*te genocidal ancestors history, instead of living in their legacy, i'm gonna move to a developing country!
>>70447065
got only a small willy
>>70447077
isn't that their legacy though?
extra bug 10 baht
@thailad
can you speak thai (and understand the moonrunes)
>>70447086
thailand was never colonized, impervious to the wh*te scourge
>>70447077
why can't you live in a foreign country and do that?
>>70447077
>>70447099
>>70447099
>thailand was never colonized
there's still more than enough time for it.
people started talking to me like I was their friend at work and now more than ever I don't want to go to work
I prefer when I blend in with the furniture where I could just miss entire shifts and nobody would notice.
>>70447002
psychology is a jewish-invented pseudoscience
>>70447093
yeh
>>70447063
supremacy implies that you're dominant which does not necessarily mean you've reach an apex
for instance yo-yo ma is the supreme cellist of our time this does not mean he has reached the limit of his capabilities rather it implies he is currently better than anyone else
>>70447108
>trading with wh*tes
>being colonized by wh*tes
ah yes, EXACTLY the same
>>70447099
why do you pretend to be thai when you're algerian
>>70447116
apathy
>>70447128
When did I say anything about colonisation?
shan't be responding to any of fake thailad's bait
A wolf in sheeps clothing?
Or a sheep in wolfs clothing?
What scares you more?
Welcome to my house of mirrors. Not quite what you expected, is it now?
ASMR, yay or nay? I've been enjoying scalp massage video/audio recently.
Lads nigger desu
>>70447124
dont believe you
>>70447157
don't care
Papa Geno's 'Cider
>>70447150
In your "house of mirrors" your mums getting raped by every thai person in brit
>>70447126
I don't think we can rest assured in our dominance unless we act on it.
>>70447156
brilliant post
>>70447152
https://youtu.be/By3HgtiAUUw
would heem this thai sjw
>>70447150
house of gay mirrors for poofters, fuckin let me out or i will snap you no joke
has a girl's voice ever made you go nah?
was really into her until I heard her speak.
thailad is being mean again.
>>70447099
it was de facto run by the japanese in wwii
thailand capitulated immediately rather than trying fight as they know doing so would've resulted in countless deaths and the destruction of precious historical architecture and ultimately losing
>>70447156
>>70447130
I never pretended to be thai
>>70447143
what other reason did you have to post that?
I have a definite contender for /gf2017/
She is very cute and loves cuddling and is wild in bed
HOWEVER
She gets depression and has cut marks all over her arms (22 years old)
>>70447152
ASMR is genuinely for fucking retards that act as if it were some inflamed brain gland soother when in reality the only popular ASMR is done by pretty girls and the soothing feeling is the illusion that a pretty girl is softly speaking to you in a warm way.
don't want to go to the psychologist anymore especially since i'm going to start seeing a psychiatrist soon
never liked Thailad 2bhwy
I wanna make tea at the bbc
>>70447206
have you tried saying your feelings, thats the stage im on.
>>70447198
>She is very cute
Is she really? Cut girls tend to be kind of wonky looking.
>>70447198
can i have her?
how do you know she loves cuddling and is wild in bed?
>>70447197
To highlight we've been friends throughout history, much of their legal system is based on the UK. Look at any of their royal guard ceremonies, have a walk around grand royal palace.
>>70447198
keep her as an fwb the last thing you want to do is get seriously involved with a lunatic
t. been there done that it didn't end well
>>70447189
the japanese are great leaders, look at the STATE of wh*te colonies compared to japanese colonies
>>70447218
Im on the stage wehre I get to creampie your mum
>>70447205
Don't like speaking ASMR, and generally don't leave the video element on. I just enjoy the relaxing effect of the tingles caused by the sounds.
>>70447236
apathy
>>70447236
genuinely good post
>>70447198
>has cut marks all over her arms
Sounds like a terrible idea, but she is young so maybe it's just a phase thing. I don't think I'd want to deal with that though.
>>70447256
might want to punch/kick your mums stomach f4m lol
>>70447218
they can't fix the problems i have with the world so why bother. i don't have small issues i need to overcome
>>70447198
Make sure she gets lots of fresh air and exercise every day
>>70447232
white colonies like america and australia and canada are paragons of human achievement
>>70447265
apathy
>>70447271
hmmm whats wrong lad
So lads, had 3 hours sleep past two days.
fucking exams
>>70447225
I didn't care about them not being enemies, just stated that thailand is impervious to wh*ite colonizers who destroy countries
>Wh*te colonies in asia
>cambodia
>Laos
look at the fucking STATE of these countries
>Japanese colonies in asia
>S korea
on it's way to be coming a world superpower
Hmmm, yes, it's the wh*te COLONIES fault that they're poor, hmm yes, very impressive
>>70447272
This
And don't forget to water her
Is Japan a white colony?
>tfw too young to know what it was like to experience shitposting on an old ass computer running xp in 2004
must have been EXTREMELY comfy
waiting for the train lads. it's bloody cold hahaha
>>70447282
guess you're gonna have to raise a little boy/girl then your poor mum couldnt do it by her own
>>70447296
just ask any Australian what its like
(LOL!)
hi
>>70447296
underage twat
>>70447286
Thailand wasn't impervious to anything, they were a buffer state between France and the UK.
>>70447286
aren't you just a sex tourist there anyways?
>>70447307
Too far
>>70447281
>be from an advanced country
>go to colonize another country
>genocide the native population and take over
name 1(ONE) wh*te colony, where there was no genocide, and that wasn't left in an ABSOLUTE STATE by wh*tes.
The japanese did it with S korea, why are barbaric wh*tes incapable?
>>70447296
people didnt shitpost in 2004
>>70447220
Cute in personality, she isn't unattractive though
>>70447224
Because we have already done those things. She wants to make it official though and I don't know if I want to. Big emotional investment. If I don't want her I will put a good word in for you
>>70447227
Thankyou for the advice
>>70447292
its an American colony like S. Korea and Taiwan
>>70447330
poo peeland
>>70447310
hey
I just want my boi pucci fucked!
Pic related
>>70447330
israel
kek the balding manlet is having some fun tonight.
>>70447330
Genocide works desu
>wanting a country full of wogs
look at Mexico or South Africa or Algeria to see how they turn out.
>>70447342
P O R T L A N D
>>70447336
1) Establish Paternity Certainty (zero possible fuckfriends on the side this is IMPORTANT!!!)
2) Ask her how many Children She Will Have With You
3) Ask her what her favourite Precious Rock is
>>70447315
Learn your history rorke, they fought off french aggression multiple times
you wh*tes never learn
>>70447353
ew lmao i dont let yanks touch my boi pucci, sorry sweetie
rapist
who woke/awake here?
>>70447340
u ok
>>70447374
D A P T O
A
P
T
O
>>70447374
jokes on you im actually a 5'4 icelandic scrap metal collector
>>70447282
what ISN'T
Never stops going on about us does he
Is it jealousy?
>>70447330
Botswana is one of the nicest countries in Africa as is Namibia in fact they're much better off now than they were pre colonization
>>70447378
i rape your mama
don't watch anime but love wanking to it
what's that all about eh?
>>70447385
could be better, you?
>>70447372
Looks in his mid 40s
>>70447367
There were border pursuits but France never attempted to colonise Thailand.
>>70447387
S Y D N E Y
H
I
T
>>70447388
Nice dubs
>>70447404
feel the same about Korra
>>70447352
>look at Mexico
a world superpower doing better than Spain
>>70447404
latent paedophilia
>>70447404
feel that same about Orientals
>>70447420
W A G G A W A G G A
France wuz good bois, dindu nuffin.
>>70447410
im good
whats up
>>70447374
>>70447444
Holy shit trips, i'd rather get my boi pucci plowed by the ADF tho lad
why is literally every girl a normie or ugly?
>>70447455
just relaxing, thinking about what i'll do with my weekend. any suggestions?
>>70447471
because that's how things work
>>70447471
could say the same about lads desu
>>70447372
reminded me of this
>>70447419
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siamese_revolution_of_1688
literally just stop, a wh*te held power, and just couldn't help himself.
You talk of uncivilized races, all while whitewashing the history of your own race, it's hilarious
>>70447471
thought my ex wasn't a normie, was a shut-in who only played games before we got together. turns out she had an instagram and other normie shit that would get hundreds of likes on every pic she uploaded. had AT LEAST 20 orbiters.
your theory is true lad, dont believe anything else.
>>70447335
>>70447422
NOICE
don't want this bus to go ANY further
>>70447471
>girl
Thats because you havent found a trap gf like me :3
>>70447492
is this true?
Just had to run for my bus
Still out of breath lmao
dumb frogposter
>>70447511
>>70447515
hmmm...
>>70447493
t. uncivilized savage
>>70447476
go for a long walk somewhere nice and listen to an audiobook/podcast you like
not sure whether to put australian or western european
I wonder why Alan, a 5'6 sex pest, would want to move to Thailand?
Hmm, no, can't think of any reason at all!
Trump will be a good president
Call me the RSPCA
I'll come get that pussy
Call me the NRA
I'll make that head go smushy
#morningbars #justme
>>70447535
put abo and claim they are racist and that you're 1/65th non-human.
>/gf2017/
There's a cute asian girl who catches the same bus who I want to talk to. She seems really shy. I never got the chance to say anything last year, so I've been mentally preparing over the uni break, and am going for it next time I see her.
Oh I can't wait!
>>70447512
post tits +bp
>>70447471
because chads always force pretty autists out of their shell
>>70447531
hmm sounds good. thanks
Aussies aren't this good.
Prove me wrong.
>>70447543
bing bang bosh
that was tosh
you are gay
for pay
>>70447547
How are you gonna initiate the convince?
on train to work
how are you goys keeping holocaust memorial day
broke up with my gf just before Christmas
not really interested in another rn
>>70447556
np what ya gunna listen to
>>70447493
occupation isn't colonisation, The whole region was teeming with French and British military. What I'm telling you is even though there were power and land grabs, the country itself was a buffer state and neither side truly attempted to colonise it. Look at how bit Siam was compared to modern Thailand.
Why do women do their make up on the bus?
>>70447565
what kind of train is it
>>70447552
read my post mate >>70447495
even the most autistic girls have orbiters if they are even remotely attractive.
girls CANNOT be TRUE neets, they are ALL normies.
>>70447549
Are you that last guy i was talking to in the other thread
>tfw didnt get dubs
>>70447563
The devil will decide his first words
>>70447666
Leaving for work soon
Would rather lie in bed tbqh
>>70447576
unironically a 142
>>70447571
rasheed's head is going to explode when he reads this
>>70447589
no i just need to wank
SE Asia is pretty nice ngl
of course the """leaf""" says it
>>70447605
Print one of my photos out, jizz on it, leave your kik, and we'll talk/skype
But you gonna get banned lad, thats the only trade off
the mexican poster
I'm seeing double here - four Thailads!
>>70447619
lol!
>>70447598
very impressive
Bored of Holocaust documentaries that just interview the victims, want one that focuses on the industrial scale slaughter frankly.
Something a bit like those shows where they show you how a Twix is made would be nice.
>>70447641
30 years more and there will not be ""holocaust surviviors""
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem should rhyme
But it doesn't
>have to fill out some forms because unemployed now
>just click random shit and save
>couple weeks later get invited to job center
>normie worker has to go through all question again with me
>answer as vague as possible
>always say suprised "really? I had no idea"
>takes forever and normie has to cancel an appointment with other unemployed normies that day
>just play 100% dumb all the time i'm there and let normie explain me everything but don't listen
>takes months to get even to the point where they tell where I have to apply for work
>drag it out further and further and put in the least amount of effort into it
>spit into their coffee when i'm alone in the office because normie worker has to copy something
>apply for work somewhere
>get rejected because nobody wants somebody as dumb as me in their company
>long term unemployed now
>normie workers still have to bother with me
>just clog up their system as much as I can
>sometimes send random anonymous complains about normie workers to normie worker overseer
>>70447619
What is your opinion on Chiapas
Can I give your dick a quick suck mate?
>>70447563
I'm thinking I'll just go for plain old "Hi, how are you?"
I'm trying to teach myself that other people don't scrutinise every word I say as much as I think they do, so I feel I'll just go for something simple. If she's shy like me, she'll be too worried about herself to care about what I could have said anyway.
She always sits with one earphone out, which I think is kind of cute, like she doesn't get much attention from boys, but is making herself ready for the day or something.
>Ireland votes to be world’s first country to fully divest from fossil fuels
oh well isn't ireland fucking fancy
twats
>>70447579
>girls CANNOT be TRUE neets, they are ALL normies.
fucking this
"robot" girls are still automatically popular among robots
never been there
why do normies always qeue up by the door of the train minutes before it gets to the station?
>>70447593
That's settled then lad
>>70447669
>69
>>70447658
now they are saying that even the children of holocaust survivors can feel the holocaust genetically.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Can I give your dick a quick suck mate?
>>70447682
Because I want a seat you cunt
>>70447571
They had their land forcibly removed, and had britain not been on the other side, they would have colonized without a second thought.
If that isn't wh*te aggression, I don't know what is.
Look at the STATE of the other ASEAN wh*te colonies compared to bangkok, that's the point of this argument
>>70447669
only if you enjoy phimosis
Let me paint a picture for you.
A piper plays his tune, the children follow.
Where he is leading them, we do not know.
But would your curiosity make you follow him?
That is the question you should be asking.
wish i was a piper
>>70447669
literally thought i was gay for 2 years because i let a gaybo suck my rod
won't ever let that happen again
Let me paint a picture for you.
A piper plays his tune, the children follow.
Where he is leading them, we do not know.
But would your curiosity make you follow him?
Can I give your dick a quick suck mate?
>>70447676
very true lad, this was the second "shut in gamer girl" I've dated.
first one looked GRIM and STILL had orbiters. never doing that shit again though lad, if you're some e-celeb you get your pick of the shutin girls.
I wish i was a pickled pepper
wish i was a girl....just imagine how easy my life would be
>>70447695
Nah, not doing this with you, glad you can agree to the point that colonisation was never attempted. Well done, shan't be shooting for your second set of goal posts because you're boring me now.
>>70447717
*sucks your dick*
ahaha fag
i wish i were levar burton
>>70447673
Sounds like a plan
Good luck x
>>70447695
Malaysia and Singapore are both solid
the French were just meanies
>>70447732
Where's my iconic slave role?
When the lambs is lost in the mountain, he said. They is cry. Sometime come the mother. Sometime the wolf.
>>70447729
good lad
he is virgin and proud
>>70447732
*rattles chains*
wish i were a fish
honestly think about it lads, swimming around with your SCHOOL (mandem) of lads all day every day enjoying life with no worries.
fish vr WHEN?
>>70447730
*shouts NOT GAY before I ejaculate*
haha safe
>>70447732
couldn't stop laughing when I first saw that
>>70447729
>denies wh*te aggression
>here is proof of wh*te aggression
>m-muh goalpost f-fallacy!
HOWLING
You can find meanness in the least of creatures, but when God made man the devil was at his elbow. A creature that can do anything. Make a machine. And a machine to make the machine. And evil that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it.
>>70447745
He mun lowp a bit m8
I wish I could fly way up to the sky
but I can’t
Wish i was happy.
The wrath of God lies sleeping. It was hid a million years before men were and only men have the power to wake it. Hell aint half full. Hear me. Ye carry war of a madman’s making onto a foreign land. Ye’ll wake more than the dogs.
I wish
Aw fuck
the rapist is having sex with thai chicANO
imagine if you were smart and good looking haha
Genuinely concerned for the future of civilisation as we know it!
>evil
>>70447779
I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart.
>>70447779
Wish Granted!
>>70447655
>/ted/
>>70447738
Thanks mate. Hoping for the best!
>>70447791
he's just like all the other wh*te rorkes, runs away when confronted by facts that history didn't happen the way /pol/ taught them
>>70447791
LOL!
Would you like to know how I got these scars?
>>70447793
I'm one of those things, but I'm not telling you which :^)
>>70447793
>tfw to intelligent to be good looking
>>70447817
How did you get those scars?
>>70447798
you were mean to me earlier fuck off (hurr just get any of the runtish phones that runts use) FUCK. OFF
>>70447796
aha xx
>>70447807
Colonization was for the best.
its a shame it ended
>>70447795
>leaf
gettin this 'cut today
colonization was shit
>>70447826
It was the paki poster
>>70447721
I knew this was true when I lightly knew an extremely reclusive CS:GO playing weeb girl (I later found out she just mirrored 4chan and Reddit culture [often blending them] to fit in with her orbiters/chad interests), and she got some orbiter to give her a karambit. This is why so many CS:GO players pretend to be girls.
>>70447837
what's that on the side of his face
>>70447819
I'm both haha
only reason I'm not a virgin haha even though I've got the 'tism
There are some things we can all agree on.
>>70447837
very gay
>>70447849
ear
Only that man who has offered up himself entire to the blood of war, who has been to the floor of the pit and seen the horror in the round and learned at last that it speaks to his inmost heart, only that man can dance.
>>70447838
>colonization was shit
>>70447853
wish i didn't have to share a planet with these people
>>70447847
christ alive you described my ex. her group of betas discovered /pol/ (i had no part in this) and suddenly she HATED LE JUICE LE NIGGURS.
wish i was gay.
>>70447860
shut the fuck up fascist
>>70447837
What about the other side
>Only that man who has offered up himself entire to the blood of war, who has been to the floor of the pit and seen the horror in the round and learned at last that it speaks to his inmost heart, only that man can dance.
>>70447855
hmmm
>>70447876
it'll be a pepe frog :D
>>70447842
alri' thaimong LAST chance. WHAT phone do YOU recommend. (4th time asking)
>>70447793
still doesn't matter if you're introverted.
>>70447838
it saved you from having your chest flayed open while alive and your beating heart ripped out to sacrifice to the gods so the sun rose the next day
>>70447860
*does a little dance
>>70447876
>>70447853
public declaration of a stupidity that
wish i was a pansexual
What's you're favourite word?
hope fedora boy gets cancer honestly
>>70447821
saw your earlier post where you thanked that lad for linking you to that thread where you found this image.
just wanted you to know i was there haha
>>70447904
gas the wok shaggers
>>70447896
t. watched the ((((((hollywood))))) film of apocalypto
>>70447909
defenestration is a good word
The way of the transgressor is hard. God made this world, but he didnt make it to suit everbody, did he?
>>70447924
that's a good word
>>70447891
I don't know anything about what you want, price range, size, preferred brand etc.
so Galaxy S7 edge.
>>70447924
Heyyy!
imagine being too anxious to get a haircut haha
>>70447920
Mel Gibson is not under the influence of the Jews
>>70447872
>her group of betas discovered /pol/
beta girls?
>>70447920
When are you going to go back to Spain and leave Mexico for the natives?
>>70447825
botched circumcision
>>70447931
*insert limmy sketch about haircut nervousness here*
What joins men together is not the sharing of bread but sharing of enemies.
>>70447933
he would get killed if he was not under their influence
>>70447943
i don't have a home
>>70447934
Her beta orbiters
>>70447934
nah her group of beta orbiters that she played games with or something, dont know much about them because i made her stop being such an edgy twat. they always bought her stuff as well, proper orbiters.
girls CANNOT be neets.
start spreadin the news
I'm leavin today
>normie girl enters cirrcle of friends at uni/school/work/bar
>every beta normie friend I have enters some bizarre competition where they'd virtue signal as hard as they could to gain favor with the girl while denigrating each other in ways that would impress said girl
>normies will give uneasy glance towards girl every time someone breaks pattern
Why do normalfags do this?
>>70447954
What joins women together?
>>70447961
>girls CANNOT be neets.
i love being privileged
>>70447964
where u off to
There is room on the stage for one beast and one alone. All others are destined for a night that is eternal and without name. One by one they will step down into the darkness before the footlamps. Bears that dance, bears that don't.
>>70447978
ah yes dealing with this >>70447970
is grand
el mexicANO strikes again
>>70447961
Girls can be NEETs they just can't be robots
>>70447977
menstrual cycles
>>70447961
>girls CANNOT be neets.
It's only ever self-inflicted. The vast majority of robot women could opt out whenever.
i shot the sheriff
>>70447970
it goes back to tribal days where there'd be 1 woman to 12 men
Went to a new haircut place where they massage shampoo into your head with a giant vibrating thing.
bit weird
>>70447986
semantics
>>70447993
guess thats what she did, unloaded her shit onto me and expected me to fix her.
>>70447999
too bad it didn't go haywire and turn you into a spaghetti
>>70447985
>>70447997
This is not at all a valid strategy to impress said girl though. Women can automatically detect when you've put on "mirror every opinion that said girl has" mode. It's far better to act as you normally would.
>>70446921
bit racist
>>70448014
Jokes on you, I'm literally spaghetti now
>>70447999
You know this isn't the rapist because he has hair
having a tequila sunrise
i am not a rorke
>>70448033
love a bit of tequila me
>>70448021
its the orbiter strategy, in reality most girls will just absorb the opinions of whoever shes around.
>>70448009
It's really not
NEET stands for not in education employment or training
That's it
Plenty of normies are NEETs
>>70448033
bit gay
>>70448038
it's good for cocktails but i like whisky straight the best
>>70448021
you mean... just be yourself?