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The election that saved /cum/ edition
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First for punk rock
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>>70440455
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>>70440441
Take that back now you stupid fuck.
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>>70440489
>>70440500
holy FUCK corey and trevor you are dumb as FUCK

get me some smokes pronto and put your fucking hands down
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we need an emperor

the american republic must end
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>>70440455
That'd be a good election 2bh. Would probably end up voting for Randlet though but Webb is a respectable Democrat and reminder that there is nothing wrong with ' '
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hello everyone

this is running on empty


food review
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>it's another "the lifted F350 that's tailgating me on my motorcycle when I'm already 15 over the limit has a Donald Trump/MAGA sticker" episode
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no canadians beyond this point please
thank you
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>>70440455
is Webb /ourguy/?
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>>70440500
Queen of /cum/
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This is my general. This was made for me. How about you get out you stupid fucking yank?
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>>70440562
>motorcycle
>not brappin it and leaving his fatass
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>>70440587
A Canuck made /cum/ anyways.
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>>70440491
The republicans are the ones who salted the fields of Carthage genius. "Carthage must be destroyed!" The lines of Cato the elder who would be appalled of what happened to Rome

>>70440498
>implying Augustus created Rome
>implying he want the beginning of it's downfall
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>>70440588
I fell for the 250cc meme
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>>70440562
how can you see the maga sticker if hes tailgating you
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>>70440604
one gets what one deserves
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>>70440607
It was real in his mine
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Punic sissies not welcome
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>>70440604
Kek that was my first thought

To be fair, I might too. But I also really want a car.
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>>70440534
I wanna take a trip to the eternal war zone and try some 'go 'za. It's the ultimate thrill. Might get shot and die but for a 'go 'za, I think it'd be worth it.
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你爱中国吗?
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>>70440700
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>>70440770
Get outta here with your scribbles
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>>70440770
best girl
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>>70440770
俺はおちんちんが大好きなんだよ
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>>70440774
Granted I could probably only eat one slice but I fucking love cheese. Raclette looks amazing as well.
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>>70440816
looks disgusting.

whats the obsession with melted cheese.
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https://discord.gg/X3CfNB2
https://discord.gg/X3CfNB2
https://discord.gg/X3CfNB2
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>>70440841
I love the texture and flavor.
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I FUCKING HATE FUERDAI SCUM SO MUCH
THEY NEED TO STOP RUINING OUR REAL ESTATE INDUSTRY WITH THEIR ILLICIT CCP CORRUPTION LAUNDERED MONEY
THEY NEED TO OBEY THE RULES OF THE ROAD AND STOP IGNORING PEDESTRIAN CROSSINGS AND STOP PARKING WHEREVER
AND MOST OF ALL THEY NEED TO LEARN TO WALK ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE SIDEWALK
FUCK
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>>70440455
Uh no, don't you forget the part where Webb ADMITTED on live TV to killing someone? Do we really need a murderer in the white house???
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>>70440816
god french cuisine is the shit.
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>>70440858
Well he was in the military so it's not hard to believe.
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>>70440866
Apparently its swiss. I thought it was French as well.
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>>70440858
We already had Bill Clinton
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>>70440906
>we
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Foodies need to be exterminated
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People hate the free market because it's natural and nature is uncertain. Leftists are cowards.
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>>70440937
>he didn't have Bill Clinton
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>>70440858
hw dropped bombs on japs, probably killed some
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Did someone say Ja/ck/?
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stop posting pizza I can only eat 500 more calories
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I want the majority Americans to accept us. And by us, I mean latinos who aren't faggot pro-Mexico chicanos. I want the entire country to revert to Teddy Roosevelt-style nationallism, with the understanding that anyone who assimilates in US culture, speaks English, goes to baseball/football games, etc.

Why is that to much to ask? Why do Democrats and even Republicans refuse to accept, even while both groups reach out to anglo-descended niggers who commit murder/robbery/rape 3 times higher than the national average. All we truly need is someone important to step forward and say "if you believe in our nationality, our culture, have a basic respect for free markets, you are one of us and we love you". But we don't have that, do we?

We have two choices:

1. Vote for some Anglo bitch who will bend over backwards so ILLEGAL, ultra-leftist Mexicans will fuck us all
2. Vote for some dude whose supporters seem to think we're all the same and want us all out, no matter how conservative or pious we are

Why can't you nominate a candidate who is deeply conservative but doesn't either hate named Gomez/Rodriguez/Gonzalez (the way Trump does) or view us as their fucking pets (the way Clinton does)? How hard is it? I guarantee you, whichever party figured this out will control a supermajority in the House, in the Senate, and the in the White House. There are so many moderae and conservative leaders. We believe in Christ, we support family values, we hate abortion, we hate communism....we just need a leader.
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>>70440940
You implying we need some ja/ck/?
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>>70440906
>>70440962
kek
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>>70440973
That's two slices of medium plain pizza.
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>>70440655
when he inevitably passes on the right because I refuse to yield to a cuck who voted for trump

>>70440673
I got my bike because I couldn't afford a car
at least I know how to hoon safely I guess, for when I graduate to my first Big Boy Bike
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>CHI
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>>70440997
Why would you ever use *three* sticks of butter
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>>70440996
>>70440655
>>70440607
I'm is am be stupif

>>70440997
is that ja/ck
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>>70440997
What is this?
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>>70440986
*there are so many moderate and conservative latinos

Remember that the ethnic group that attends Church the most the most are latinos, and the movies like the "Prince of Egypt" are dubbed in English because of us. Give us someone who respects us, who understands how deeply traditional we are on social issues, and we will vote for them.
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>>70440997
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>>70440997
Ah yes, we ja/ck/ing off now
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People who don't signal should be castrated
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>>70440993
>>70440997

Gluttony is the single vice most responsible for America's problems. Obesity, excessive luxury and materialism... these things should make you feel sick.
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The most disgusting character I have ever encountered in all my years on the 'net
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>>70441065
All anglo nations are fat as fuck, people with ancestry from the british isles arent adapted to high calorie diets, same with many blacks
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Someone post the canned pineapple abomination

You know the one I'm talking about
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Ja/ck/ defeated by the simple potato. He truly is a culinary genius
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>>70441089
I'm more flustered by the fact that he thinks he's a good cook. He's not even mediocre. I'm talking about skill. His recipes are abhorrent for different reasons.
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>>70441106
coming right up
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>>70441114
>tfw too intelligent to use a potato slicer
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>>70441099

nigger stop making excuses our countries are fat because we like to eat disgusting shit in excessive quantities.
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>>70441099
>people with ancestry from the british isles arent adapted to high calorie diets

Literally nobody is. Wherever sugary drinks and food binging are present, you see useless fat sacks of shit.

Good thing obesity affects the ability to carry a child because the gluttony gene could not dissipate from the gene pool fast enough.
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>>70441118
he has a good cooking set up
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>>70441133
Bullshit, I'm fat because I eat too much good food. Don't try and drag me down to the plebeian palate. Plus Mexican cuisine is filled with tons of delicious cheap food.
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And a watermelon too. How does he do it?!
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>>70441118
he doesnt actually believe that does he? these have to be memes
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>>70441048
*are dubbed in Spanish because of us

Apologies. I am incredibly drunk atm (I got the day off from my full-time job and have no class tomorrow) and this is so important to me. There are literally tens of millions of us who want desperately to be part of the culture of the USA, who were born/raised here and sound no different from the rest of you, watch the same sports, the same movies....but you're blowing it. You're letting leftists sway our hearts and minds. We need a conservative who truly represents us. Not a fidgety little faggot like Rubio or a bacon-obsessed weirdo like Cruz. A true conservative, regardless of race or surname, who is truly willing to accept us.

You nominate a guy like that, and I promise you will win Florida, New York, NJ, and anywhere else that cubanos/dominicanos/boricuas are relevan by a fucking landslide.

And it really depends on who makes the first move. There is so little difference between the likes of Clinton/Bush/Obama/Romney.....we want to be part of America so desperately. Both those of us like me (who were born and raised here) and even like my dad and grandpa, who came here from latin america, take their wives and kids to church every sunday, refuse to participate in terror groups like BLM (despite both being black themselves)....whoever wins us over wins over Florida, NJ, and NY. But bother parties are dominated by insulated northeasterners who fail to see this.
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>>70441133
>>70441136
It's a result of bad diet of course too but it's also ingrained in their dna. If you come from an ethnic group that was historically a hunter gatherer society you metabolize a lot slower
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>>70441168
He disabled comments because people would critique him so harshly.
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This is a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHyXstpe_N8
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>>70441189
That green room is really unsettling
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ixRWvrkUHo
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>>70441189

i cant stand his accent it sounds so condescending.
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>>70441250
He's just a horrible human being. Word is he beats his wife and his younger son. His older son joined a biker gang and they haven't spoken in 5 years
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>>70441189
>hating costco pizza
yeah fuck off jack
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una pregunta por mis amigos latinos

http://www.strawpoll.me/12206207
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>>70441232
how did this douche get away with ripping off no doubt
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who /balding/ here?
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>>70441313
I love costco pizza

My father (a black cuban refugee who worked his ass off to become a doctor) had a white leftist trophy wife, and she took me any siblings (her husband's sons, lol), to Costco every weekend. The pizza was so cheap and so wonderful.
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I heard someone with a Newfoundland accent today and it really annoyed me.

I haven't been this annoyed with an accent since I watched this documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAQNc6aQtO0
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>>70441360
My hairline is beginning to recede

I hear fapping excessively accelerates baldness, am I right?
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>>70441360

widows peak

hair is pretty long and i hide it anyway.
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>>70441402
is this even english
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Are there any respectable bald people?
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>>70441402
>>70441469
newfies are great
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>>70441476
The dude from die hard
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>>70441476
Michael Jordan?
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>>70441476
Daiz
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>>70441490
sure as long as they keep their mouths shut
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>tfw I realize I missed Australia Day yesterday
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*spits on your face*
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What's the best $5 you've ever spent?
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*points out how autistic you are please stop posting any time now*
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*stomps on denmark's f---ing head*
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>>70441552
please put a cigarette out on my ass you don't wanna know how hard my penis is right now
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>>70441573
you mom
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>>70441360
>tfw going to be shaved head for the rest of life in a few months

>>70441402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSqDFT2z0b8
>the first ten seconds

>>70441443
there's a bit of a corelation with hormones, but it's flawed

>>70441476
messier
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what's the name for someone who goes in when everyone else is on strike
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>>70441647
traitor
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>>70441647
strike buster
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>>70441647
Your average worker
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>>70441552
*climbs hill to assert dominance*
*sticks head in air and procedes to makke clicking sounds*
I will breed your females
I will steal your food
I will tackle you
You are not welcome in my field
You are not welcome near my field
Do not do that again
I will kill you
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>>70441647
flake or a scab or something
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>tfw didn't get to see trudeau today
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*tells mexico to fuck off*
*throws canada to the fucking ground and break her fucking jaw and teeth*
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idk why i kept watching jack's video, there is one where he literally just makes a quesadilla - calls it a cheese crisp - and acts like is the most delicious thing ever.
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>>70441630
again is this even english
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>>70441682
yeah scab was the word I was looking for, people get really angry about it

>Someone willing to take a striking workers job because they couldnt have got the job otherwise.They care about no-one but themselves,have allegiance to no-one,including who they work for, and cannot see long term. They will take almost any abuse from their employer, and dont give a whit about their fellow workers.This is the true makeup of a scab.
>"hey scab, who's boots you lickin today?"
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The USA could have saved my father's country. But it chose not to, it decided that gooks in jungles 1000 miles away, and chinks sending one another to camps, were more important than the people who fought alongside Americans to free our entire part of the world. It abandoned people like my great-grandfather, who spent a decade being tortured in prisons in la Habana. It forced my grandfather to put together a raft, put his wife (a schoolteacher who still cries about the students she left behind), my father, and my aunt on it, and take off in what he hoped was the general direction of Florida. Fortunately, Congress passed a law making that particular move legal. But the USA, which claims to support democracy and freedom, ignored the desperate pleas of a dying republic just 90 miles south of it.

Why?
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>First car was a beater dad paid $2k for
>I drove it for a year and it died in the road
>I'm now in a 7 year loan on a decent car and have been for a year
>I'm starting to notice a few strange noises it makes
oh god help me
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>>70441733
that's how capitalism works innit
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burgers of int, i just cooked a ragu to freeze and it is super late so made a sandwich on white bread with parmesan, cheddar, worcester and tobasco.. is this a sloppy joe? it's nice.
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>>70441752
this thread ain't big enough for the two of us
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>>70441694
I've seen him like 8 times in the past month
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>>70441469
yes but I've lived where this guy grew up and nobody else sounds like him
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>>70441749
>7 year loan
that sounds like a bad idea
>strange noises
turn the radio up
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>>70441774
HE NEVER COMES HERE MAN
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>>70441749
>a decent car
I'll be the judge of that
What is it?
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>>70441760
me on right
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>>70441682
>scab

>>70441703
newfoundland wasn't part of canada until 1949. For 400 years previous it was a little backwater where the locals merged their regional english and irish accents

a lot of canadians get newfoundland tv with their cable package it's fun to watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCvZRlE-5OM
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>>70441795
I could literally piss on his house in like 30 minutes.

Granted I'd probably get arrested very quickly
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just nuke me already senpai
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>>70441831
Why?
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something tells me I pissed off my manager but I just can't put my finger on it
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>>70440455
>ywn watch the presidential debates between grouchy liberty-man Rand and Jim "let me tell you about that time I killed a gook" Webb.
Sad!
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>>70441852
i don't want to become venezuela 2.0
end my suffering
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>>70441854
which store?
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>>70441854
Kek
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Again I'm drunk and bored. Give me something.
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>>70441854
>being a minimum wage kek
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>>70441881
Plz nothing's gonna happen
Maybe one wall but apart from that, that's it.

I've read that you guys were having a gas price crisis. But why don't you let euro/american oil companies enter mexico?
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>publix
>not an overrated meme chain like five guys
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>>70441889
it's in Sarasota but I don't wanna give more detail in case someone wants to piss my manager off for me
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>>70441921
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>>70441921
*gives you something*

Happy?
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>>70441937
that would be Wegmans

>>70441925
bruh you know it
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>tfw listening to bones and imagining myself getting into a scrappy fight over something dumb

yeah,so what? I'm a tough guy
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I want to be an anime girl
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>>70441921
trump interview on fox in 13 mins get hype
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpZ8FqfK1pU
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>>70441937
t. Bernard Kroger
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*waits for a fucking reply*
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my ex fiance, the first woman i ever loved, is pregnant and getting married

we broke up 5 years ago but still talk as friends

this is a weird feel buds. I should go lift but the roads are snowed out
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>>70441061
what is that fat retard even trying to do
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>>70442024
(You)
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70442024
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>>70442013
I shall devour all thine flesh
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wtf I hate Donadolf Drumpf now

http://www.cnbc.com/2017/01/26/the-worst-things-youll-read-about-trump-come-from-his-own-aides-commentary.html
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>>70442024
hallo danmark
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>>70440572
Hell yeah.
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>>70442054
>cnbc
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>>70442067
You're a fucking slut
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Trump's job approval is at +2

what do you think will happen?
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>>70441114
jack webms always make me irrationally angry
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>>70442021
but why?

Is there any drunk people here?
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>>70442084
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Out of the way! Superior grocery store coming through!
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First person to reply to this post gets to suck my dick
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>>70441937
they're pretty much an aesthetically maintained winn dixie
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https://www.indy100.com/article/trump-weekly-list-immigrants-crimes-hitler-comparisons-7547211

looks like drumpf really is a fascist
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>>70442088
>46% Approve
>45% Disapprove
Not a statistically significant difference from each other. I'd imagine that barring the catastrophic (which might very well happen with Trump of all people) it'll likely stay this way, and if he can keep the Rust Belt and Florida happy he has reelection in the bag.
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>Trump is a prankster

oh shit. The kissing all makes sense now
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>>70442119
wtf I hate Trumpillywilly now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp9_8nDRKWo

no swag no swag
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>UN report on /pol/
>chinese flag posts average 1.5 replies
>going to move back for the (you)s
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>>70442013
Sucy a best grill and also the most powerful.
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>>70442160
>>UN report on /pol/
>>UN report on /pol/
>>UN report on /pol/

Do they know they're giving them free advertising?
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What do you guys think about Georgia?
>>70442113
Fag
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>>70442160
How would you even post from China?
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>>70441871
I was hoping for bernie vs trump just for the memes but instead got hillary who's just boring as fuck
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>>70442183
At least Hillary's not the President.
>>
I hate you with all the boiling acids in my gut, /cum/
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>>70442158
what the fuck is on this niggas head
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>>70440700
Fucking faggot it expensive dont come here
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>>70442178
Now you have to suck my dick

Who's the fag now??
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>>70442193
>muh emails

This is a blue state. Get out.
>>
>>70442195
<3
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>>70442158
turnt
>>
>>70442179
pay hiro $20 to bypass google captcha
cpc doesn't care about this site
>>
We promised to protect democracy worldwide. We didn't. We only helped in Europe, in Japan, in SK, in Taiwan. The rest of the world, which our government swore to protect, was allowed to be burned to the fucking grown by godless communists.

We failed. We should just go full isolationist, we're clearly not willing or able to defend the world.
>>
>>70442212
>implying I voted for Dr*mpf
>and not for based Gary Johnson
>>
You guys should watch Hate Thy Neigbor, it's pretty interesting
>>
>>70442201
fresh ahh cut
>>70442220
TURNHUP
>>
>>70442232
>wasting your vote in the general and not the primaries
>>
>>70442178
Drove through a few times. Hot, humid, and smells like standing water. Kinda dumpy 2bh.
>>
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>We promised to protect democracy worldwide. We didn't. We only helped in Europe, in Japan, in SK, in Taiwan. The rest of the world, which our government swore to protect, was allowed to be burned to the fucking grown by godless communists.
>>
>>70442206
You're the guy who has to watch a male succ em
>>
>>70442269
Tbf, there were more interesting issues on the ballot.
>>
>>70442193
I agree. I don't like Trump, but thank god that liberal internationalist neoliberal bitch is running the show. If Trump ends up killing the country, fine. Anything is better then watching that monster turn us into everything our Founding Fathers would have hated.

I read this morning that the senior State Dept staff resigned, and i laughed, because I had an ex-state department official as as a professor (I'm in one of our top IR programs) and her whole view of the world is disgusting. The fewer people like here we have running the show, the better.
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i love eggs.
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>>70442279
Not if I close my eyes and pretend it's a girl
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>>70442309
how do you cook them?
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>>70442309
I just like egg whites, not much of a yolk person myself.
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>>70442309
same
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>>70442230
democracy is over rated and you used right wing deathsquads to eliminate socialist regimes in latin america more than once
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>>70442333
Try saying that when you feel my beard on you
This is getting too gay
>>
>>70442309
When I was on an extreme weight loss diet I was eating eggs for maybe half my meals
Now they make me feel sick
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>>70442375
Winne can have beards too don't be sexist Anon
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>>70442270
You pass by the rural area,the mointains, the coast, or Metro Atlanta
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>>70442399
Women*
>>
>>70442309
scrambled eggs with cheese and hot sauce = good
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>>70442336

i dont.

but i like them poached and fried.
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I thought you were nice people. Is someone drunk here? Give me something to do.
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these things changed my life
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>>70442399
>pic related
>>70442436
Slow down on the hot sauce, friend
>>
>>70442419
>that big spooky swamp in the north
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>>70442464
>I thought you were nice people
We're new yorkas
watch wear ya walkin kid
>>
>>70442464
>drunk at 5 am

I'd probably be drunk if I wasn't sick
>>
>>70442370
t. Castro
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>>70442464
Get the fuck out Euro, this is American safe space
>>70442468
Those actually decent? What do they taste like
>>
>>70442468
top tier lunch:
those + avocado on toast
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whos your fav seiyuu /cum/?
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>>70442520
kinda fishy
>>
>>70442479
hot sauce cleans your colon and other broscience stuff
>>
>>70442419
Around I-95, I guess.
>>
I think I wanna move to cuba or venezuela to see what socialism is like
>>
>>70442481
Makes sense, mountains of Georgia are absolute shit, that's where all the triggered klansmen are
>>
generals are such cancer
kys
>>
Extremely important question:

Do you eat the spines or pick them out?
>>
>>70442520
>get out

Hah you fucking stupid american fat dick shit. I will never leave this place.
>>
>>70441932
Because most company employees like to keep their head attached to their bodies, something that's hard to do in Mexico
>>
why do anglos like sardines so much.

shrimp is the goat seafood.
>>
>>70442586
cheap, comes in a can, very healthy, variety of sauces. I could go on
>>
so is nyquil pretty much just alcohol with a few medications in it to make it ~~~~~Medicine~~~~~
>>
>>70442572
Curse you bjorkies
>>70442586
>shrimp
Good taste
>>
>>70442586
Canned Molluscs are also good, but this.
>>
>>70442586
seafood is fucking garbage, ask me, a Seafood Department Manager, how I know
>>
>>70442626
>bjorkies

that is sweden shit you are talking
>>
>>70442481
>big spooky swamp in the north
The greatest castles I've ever seen in my country were built on swamps. Many, many, hardworking people had to chase big green monsters with pitch forks and torches in order to build these wonderful castles. They built walls, gates, a couple of hotels, the I've worker with the contractors, the go through with these projects very bigly, in order to create such a work of art. Seaworld is a disaster,and so are the rest of the """Busch""" parks, they've been debilitated by the blackstein group -- very sad to see many amazing clydesdales put down their harness and leave full carts and empty stables.
>>
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>>70442635
How do you know?
>>
>>70442620
Yeah, was one of the many things that I've tried to kill myself with to no avail
>>70442635
How do you hate seafood?
>>
>>70442635
>seafood is fucking garbage
>>
>>70442660
>>70442668
florida seafood a shit
>>
>>70442653
All Euros are the same, except Germany, they can stay
>>
>>70442586
Sushi is better than both imo.
>>
>>70442635

nigger you a furry idc what you think about seafood.


>>70442605
yeah but it take like shit

>canned

If you dont live on the coast or near it you dont deserve to eat seafood, period.
>>
>>70442689
this

but I do leik sardiens
>>
Steve Jobs was a bigger asshole than Donald Trump, t'bh.
>>
>>70442659
because it's FUCKING GARBAGE!!!!!!

>>70442660
the flavors, textures, aromas, everything about it is wretched and I don't understand how people can like it
especially salmon
fuck salmon
so many haughty midwestern middle-aged women coming through asking for either "Seeeeamon" or "Sallllmun" and it tastes like a sweaty fucking two-days unwashed taint and smells like rotten cum when it's fresh

not to mention my store manager duped me into this position and now there's no way out
>>
>>70442689

Sushi is not a seafood.

whats wrong with you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdl02gCwpu0
>>
>>70442695
>it take like shit
That's your opinion and it is wrong.
>>
What the fuck do Midwesterners do, just make RedLetterMedia episodes?
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i want to put a white baby in her belly
>>
>>70442635
Shit taste in general, but >>70442717 agreed with Salmon. I much prefer shellfish to normal fish t'bh.
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/cum/ more like /cu|m/ amirite haha
>>
>>70442735
great emo bands too desu
>>
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how do I remove my resting sad face
>>
>>70442717
I live in a predominantly Foreign area of Georgia, they are great at cooking seafood
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tfw japanese dont appreciate this
>>
>>70442743

Salmon doesnt even taste nor smells like normal fish.
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>>70442739
>>
>>70442717
>claims to be a manager of something
>sounds like a 13 yo retard
>>
>>70442717
>live in pnw
>parents have salmon every time someone visits from outside
>act like they're being authentic
>just being cheapskates paying $25 for some salmon, rice and some vegetable
>>
>>70442739
And she wants a guy that doesnt have acne on his stomach, can grow facial hair and doesnt watch k-on
>>
>>70442780
I know, I dislike both. Crustaceans are God-tier.
>>
>>70442739
I'll get there first and make a Blasian
>>70442749
It's okay man, I know you're hurting
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>>70442777
I appreciate those repeating digits also sales dont say that
>>
>>70442820
>>70442820
>>70442820
>>70442820
>>70442820
new
>>
>>70442789
kek
too bad because outsider probably wouldn't mind going to the docks to get seafood
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>>70442739
I'm going to put a black baby in her belly
>>
I need to do my German homework
>>
>>70442722
>he's never seen a wild sushi
>>
>>70442830
You're 40 posts early genius
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>>70442796
facial hair isnt popular in japan and she wants a man who can appreciate her art

>>70442801
>>70442839
stay away from my gf

>>70442822
japanese wont marry seiyuus
>>
>>70442861
better get ahead of budget and under schedule if i want to win the battle for the new thread
>>
>>70442884
Your life sure must be interesting
>>
>>70442884
No, that's spamming. At least wait till 300, 270 is just fucking ridiculous
>>
>>70442830
good work, dummy
>>
>>70442783
I'm being retarded on purpose because I hate my job, I've explained this many times before

>>70442789
we literally go out of our way to fly our salmon fresh from Washington, BC, and Alaska within a day and a half during wild salmon season

how can your parents even get away with that

>>70442856
those fuckers are fast, they're like fleas too you gotta fuck em up good or else they just start bleeding everywhere and making some god-awful squeal then you gotta explain to the customer why you have rice all over you and why the department is covered in blood spatters
just buy them frozen

>>70442775
unfortunately just the thought of it makes me nauseous, even if it's well cooked it makes me dry heave and I have no idea why
>>
>tfw have a sudden urge to join a crew for a supply ship
It'll be like being an explorer from the old world.

Probably a bad idea.
>>
>>70442894
>mexico
>>
>>70442876
oh that bs about they have to be pure. Fuck that. Id never get bored of having her tell me a line from the show.
>>
>>70442942
Go for it
>>
>>70442953
>Chicago

I know I live there too, just bandwagoning le ebin Chiraq meme
>>
>>70442783
He never claimed to be a manager of anything though.
>>
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>>70442954
japanese live in the land of idols but they behave like that

they are strange
>>
>>70442370
>democracy is over rated and you used right wing deathsquads to eliminate socialist regimes in latin america more than once

Well...technically, I wasn't born until the 90s...but you are goddamn right that the USA did, and IMO that was the right thing to. Communists are disgusting liars, the snake oil salesmen of humanity. My grandparents didn't think they were a big deal, and guess where they are? Living on a comfortable union pension in a decent apartment in South FL, eating at Golden Corrall every week....ok, bad example lol. But you get what I'm saying. They were chased out of their homeland.

When I was in high school, we knew this little commie faggot, he was fedora tipper who wore a Che shirt, and me, my other cuban cousin, and our venezolano friend beat the shit out of him. I stayed behind to talk with him and explain to him the history of his ideology, idk if if worked but at the very least he stopped talking about that shit

Do everything you can to fight commies in your own countries, leafbro. Do not give hem a fucking inch because they will take a mile. Otherwise, you will be spending 2050 in London, while your grandkids talk about Arsenal, Tottenham, or Chelsea or something. Commies are dangerous. Do not trust them.
>>
>>70442923
>how can your parents even get away with that

what?

you can buy a 10lb salmon for like $20 in season

if you know some natives it's half that
>>
>>70443008
I did
>>70442635
>>
>>70442942
It's not for everyone.
>went deep sea fishing once
>threw up multiple times
>had to lie down for the rest of the trip
Still don't have my sealegs
>>
>>70443038
>I stayed behind to talk with him and explain to him the history of his ideology, idk if if worked but at the very least he stopped talking about that shit

In retrospect, maybe that was a mixed message. Like he was legit bleeding and crying and shit and I put my arm around his shoulder and started talking about the virtues of representative democracy....

idk,this is why I'm not a poltiiciasn
>>
>>70443053
nevermind I misunderstood
>>
>>70442953

They were all central and south americans trying to reach the US.

We did you a favor.
>>
Janny cleaning up the shit.
thanks jan
>>
>>70443093
someone crossthread replied to me and I didnt get to read it though :(
>>
>>70443070
Yeah man, you have autism.
>>
>Do everything you can to fight commies in your own countries, leafbro. Do not give hem a fucking inch because they will take a mile. Otherwise, you will be spending 2050 in London, while your grandkids talk about Arsenal, Tottenham, or Chelsea or something. Commies are dangerous. Do not trust them.

legit made me chuckle.
>>
>>70443099
you didnt need to know. it would be too grave on your heart.
>>
>>70443038
lol man you know nothing

my family was driven out of the country by a populist revolution, my great grandfather was president for a bit and every male in the family was either a doctor, lawyer, diplomat or engineer

we had a plantation that we had to abandon, a brick mansion, etc. in a poor as fuck 3rd country in the western hemisphere.

But I know that they got what was coming to them. The people didnt rise up and follow some batshit populist revolutionary because things were going well

they lived in tin huts with a bleak outlook, while these people lived like the wealthiest europeans

it breeds resentment
>>
Who keep's posting cuck porn, and why do they do it? Is it /pol/
>>
>>70443135
pls tell me anon
>>
>>70443147
I have nol clue sorry. I feel bad now
>>
What's your favorite movie that contains Batman and Superman /cum/?
>>
>>70443196

I dont like superheroes.
>>
>>70443146
/tv/
>>
>>70443216
>>70443216
>>70443216
>>70443216
>>70443216
/new/

this time, its for real
>>
>>70443231
just wait three more posts goddamn
>>
>>70443231
STOP
>>
>>70443253
god damnit why wont this thread just fucking die already its taking so long
>>
>>70443105
Possibly. I've got this weird mental thing where I unironically view my fellow citizens as family. This applies to Americans, to Cubans, and Swedes, I will do whatever I can to help them.

>>70443142
>you know nothing

You're assuming a lot about me....my grandfather was a dock worker in la Habana. My grandmother was an elementary schoolteacher. I know a lot of leftist NAs and Euros like to point the refugees as either gusanos or mariel criminals, but so many of them were just normal people fleeing a brutal dictator.

My grandfather cousins were just farmers, and some of them made it here. You know that song "537 cuba" from Orishas? "Vengo del donde hay un rio, tabaco y canaveral. Donde el sudor del guajiro..."? That's my family. There was definitely a bleak outlook. But a brutal commie dictatorship is not the answer.
>>
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>>70443279
FUCK NORTENO STUPID FUCKING CUBAN CAPITALISTS
>>
>>70443292
Aww, what's wrong, my little leaf marica? Does it make you feel sad that workers don't like the "worker's paradise"?
>>
>>70442942
MSC is hiring, I think. Need a TWIC card and a MMC. Not sure how long the relevant courses would take to complete.

Make bank, but you have to be away from home for months at a time.
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