/brit/

need a /brit/ gf

Mad to think that half of the white nationalists on /pol/ aren't even white.

alri

cant wait for scotland to be independent 2bh laddies

fuck this thread, fuck this general, and fuck you

>>70438826
their culture is just memes

they fucked the natives instead of killing them all so people play pretend like they're Aztec.

in north America Europeans aren't allowed to retain their culture openly

>>70438836
i'm a girl and i've been posting in /brit/ daily for over a year now x

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>ctrl + F "(You)" last thread
>13 results

did pretty well for myself tbqhwyl

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Reminder that Jesus (PBUH) saves.

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Name: The Chickens Come Home to Roost
Artist: Usama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden
Date: 2001
Medium: Jet fuel and humiliation

>>70438846
nice bullshit scenario. be man for once in your life you insect.

>culture is a few shitty floral dresses and some shitty foods

ah yes culture outside of Europe

>>70438849
t. William Wallace

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rolling for my class

>>70438872
couldn't save himself though hahaha sad cunt

>>70438871
you realise that also counts posts you replied to and people saying the word "(You)", right?

>>70438882
You have literally never worked in an office

@70438871
>17 results
step it up kiddo

>>70438871 >>70438871 >>70438871 >>70438871 >>70438871 >>70438871 >>70438871 >>70438871 >>70438871 >>70438871 >>70438871 >>70438871 >>70438871 >>70438871
Here's to (You) my friend

hate winter because i cant see girls' feet
might as well just wear paper bags on their heads

>>70438912
t. rasheed al-terroristi bin mohammed

if jesus was so great how come he's dead

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Screeching at this yank getting happy over 13 (You)s

>>70438875
most of you little faggots on here probably don't even remember 9/11

>>70438872
Jesus was an Arab

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>>70438849
can't wait for it to become part of the english republic

>>70438947
he got better

@70438922
just got 14 from this la>>70438923

>>70438919
i have actually and anyone who said something inappropriate was disciplined accordingly. thats what growns up do in a grown up environment.

i keep saying this but you aren't understand: grow some balls and tell that bender to watch his tongue.

>>70438919
because he's not an effete beta cuck like you are

good to know you've been henpecked into place by a bunch of females and benders you limp dicked little faggot

fuck SAKE. Posted about my smelly arse in the wrong thread.

Just gonna redo it here. Gimme a minute lads.

>>70438956
I vividly remember thinking "who cares what happens in america"

>>70438864
are you that bowlegged whore?

>>70438956
>faggots
>muh 9/11
FOY

>>70438983
so you were retarded? nice to know

Lads, my arse is absolute MINGBAT right now. These farts are GHASTLY. If my farts were a Pokemon, they'd be GASTLY. Because of how GHASTLY they smell.

Might go do a poo just in case.

what do you call a person from England? what's the noun?

>>70439004
Master

Nationalism is exclusionary by default. We've had a few decades of xenophobic race baiting by the ruling class and fascist groups, and it's a country with a foundation of genocide and dehumanisation of aboriginal people. None of that will just disappear overnight. It takes solidarity to overcome obstacles, especially ones that the ruling class can use to divide us.

>>70439004
Paki

>>70439004
a mong

>>70439004
Rorke.

>>70439000
ouch really hurt me mate

got any more biting insults?

>a church in yorkshire has been converted into a mosque
the absolute state of the north hahahaha

>>70439004
paki

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>>70438853
i appreciate that someone took the time to edit out the d*xie in this image

>>70439004
batty

>>70439004
the word is demonym
>yank education
not even going to dignify this by answering your question

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Name: Our Greatest Work
Artist: Various autists
Date: 2016
Medium: Memes

>ask legitimate question
>get 6 spacker replies

ah yes /brit/

>>70439022
the sentiment you expressed is incredibly retarded though m8 lets not beat around the bush

>>70439004
Angle

>>70439004
tw@

Did the guy with the fart problems just delete his post from the previous thread lmao.

>>70438882
he's right
at my work its a majority of middle age women working there and its absolute shit honestly.
I'm nice to them and it helps me work wise a lot especially since I can fuck around but my manager always defends me because I flirt a little with her and buy her coffee.

I despise it though, sometimes I just want to relax and tune out their incessant squawking with a book or something then they will try to drag me into whatever utterly dreary thing they're talking about.

I hate all of them so much and having to put on my mask to stay afloat makes me sick
glad I'm quitting in a couple months.

Barron Comb Prince

>>70439047
yes yes, i'm a retarded faggot. come on you must have more.

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>>70439036
I have to know. Give me another chance, Bruce

>Europe and North America produce most of the worlds intellectuals

God I hate white people

does /brit/ approve of my nigerian-themed website?

nigerianstory.com

>>70439083
second for this

FUCK white people and FUCK toilet bog BRAAAP fart

(((intellectuals)))

never given 'em much creedence desu

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>>70439041
this pic is better

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>>70439023
>live in Bradford
>all the churches in west Bradford have boarded up windows/plastic covers to prevent them getting smashed by pakis

>>70439043
dumb question, dumb replies

>>70439112
That was before he was elected though

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breakfast today lads.

>>70439004
Briton

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brown gf

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get a load of this lightweight 70439123

>>70439112
who is that?

>>70439129
saw this on the 'dit aha

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do you fink shes cute lads?

half asian half white

>>70439129
what the fuck is that

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>>70439093
>never been on Nigerian 4chan
http://www.nairaland.com/jokes

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Why does every single male of a certain age have this runtish haircut and wear the same clothes and even have the same fucking face?

Does it not get fucking depressing looking round and realising you look exactly like every cunt you see?

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lol some proper creatures on facebook

>>70439134
Actually the correct denonym for somebody from England is Englishman. Somebody from Britain is a Briton. Coincidentally i'm both.

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Crikey the so called communists were alright at the Olympics weren't they

>Australians were Australians, but they were also British. There was the proud boast that Australians were more “British” than the inhabitants of London. This, of course, was probably true given that London attracted people from all over the empire and was cosmopolitan in a way that Australia was not.
Good to see even the lads in the 19th and 20th century had their fingers on the pulse

>Actual internet speed: 78 Mbps
>PS4 says I'm doing: 45Mbps
>It's actually downloading at: 1.6Mbps
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>70439161
>white people invent the internet and give it to black people
>this is what they will do with it once we are gone

>>70439161
>implying i haven't ripped half these stories off nairaland

did you even look at it?

>>70439176
all look different to me

did you know that not being able to distinguish faces is a sign of autism? get some help mate

>>70439176
because the stores sell the same clothes you retard

bet you're literally obese and wear hoodies

>>70439176
2>3>1

>>70439176
They're not even wearing the same clothes and the guy on the left has a different haircut

>>70439179
cant believe its that easy to ruin someone, the woman provided NO proofs that it was actually that lad but is still shaming him.

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i miss her lads.

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it's happening

>>70439194
delete this racist picture thanks mate

>>70439194
The East German athletes had more steroids than blood pumping through their vein lad

ripped off nairaland

http://nigerianstory.com/2017/01/24/man-ejaculates-on-lady-in-que-for-bank/

>>70439238
nobody gives a shit

take this yank politics shit to >>>/pol/ already

>>70439236
yeah but
>jed price

who else would be called this

also he gets mad defensive

>que
what did he mean by this?

watching cigarette reviews lads

>>70439179
they shouldnt push him, he could go berzerk

>>70439223
>short back and sides
>clean shaven
>clothes from topman

Fucking boring cunts I swear to god.

>>70439176
I dress like Ace Ventura when its warm T B H

>>70439272
>international relations
>not an international discussion

>the west will finally free itself from the shackles of neo-liberalism

good, i was sick and tired of kikes letting china and africa develop at our expense

>>70439259
Why didn't we just use the steroids if they were getting away with it

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So this ... Is the future ... Of geo politics

>>70439283
literally ripped the spelling straight from nairaland

>>70439278
thats the point im making, anyone can make an account to fuck with someone they dont like. i agree getting defensive only makes it worse, but what else do you do but ask for her to provide proofs (when you know she wont).

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>Why does every single male of a certain age have this runtish haircut and wear the same clothes and even have the same fucking face?

>Does it not get fucking depressing looking round and realising you look exactly like every cunt you see?

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>>70439216
haha!

m-mommy

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>>70439338
you've been a bad boy!

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Why does /britfeel/ on /r9k/ have an obsession with Harold Shipman?

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>>70439305
I'm sure we were, they were just better at it. Had full state funding and dedicated research and, being behind the iron curtain, no one could peer in and see so easily
Pic rel., a female shotputter who wound up so fucked up by it that she decided it was easier to just transition to a man

It's an interesting topic 2bh

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>>short back and sides
>>clean shaven
>>clothes from topman

>Fucking boring cunts I swear to god.

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>>70439319
>why does every single male from this certain era wear these runtish hats and wear the same clothes and even have the same fucking face?

>Does it not get fucking depressing looking round and realising you look exactly like every cunt you see?

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What did our robot overlords mean by the clothespins on her tits lads?

http://www.clarin.com/politica/kelpers-ironicos-piden-donald-trump-construya-muro-malvinas-argentina_0_ByeaQYvDe.html?link_time=1485443207#utm_medium=Social&utm_campaign=Echobox&utm_source=Facebook&utm_term=Autofeed

good job kelpers lol

>>70439372
good post

what the fuck else are you meant to wear, does that spacker want everyone to look like turtlemong?

>hurrr earth colored clothes and a normal haircut fucking CLONES

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Read this?

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>>70439367
>entering r9k ever

>>70439422

What's wrong with /r9k/?

Doing a poo. Its stench is RANCID but it's never-ending, so I can't even flee the RANCID stench because more poo keeps coming out of my bum.

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>watching cigarette reviews lads

>>70439429
it's not wizardchan

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auslad, why do you reckon she wanted to meet up so badly? to check on how I was doing?

think i could have handled it better but I really dont want to see her again, wont be able to move on if i do

>>70439437
>just B.E urself

>>70439420
is this "read" meant to be present or preterite

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>someone in this thread actually went on nigerianstory.com

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BASH
THE
FASH
lads

>>70439446
i'm telling you bro she wants the D

>>70439478
This dick ain't free. She can't get it anymore because she dumped me which is disloyal. I wont reward that kind of behaviour in women. Its probably the toughest thing I've ever done but I have to force myself to forget I ever loved this girl

>>70439473
thainonce tier website

would have to be a proper mong to click that

>>70439505
good lad. stick to your guns.

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>>70439473
>why yes, i am learning japanese

>>70439519
VAPID
ROASTY
WHORES

#FuckingWall

>This dick ain't free

I know people overuse the word "cringe" now, but that literally made me cringe. Fucks sake

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>>70439477
good post

>>70439505
do a cheeky unprotected cum in her then dash outta there

Worst thing about being friends with all guys who have gfs is that when there's a party with girls, they don't care to go

>>70439526
It's so I can watch anime without the subtitles

>>70439547
i was just quoting kendrick lamar you autist
>>70439523
thanks la

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what if theresa may sucked donald trumps dick wouldn't that be mad bantz? would you jack off to it just because it would be hilarious?

Need a scotch wife lads

>>70439586
you'd be better suited to a scotch egg

>>70439581
Bet it will happen as soon as they meet. British women crave the BYC

>>70439581
haha i would definitely wank to that ironically lol

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>It's so I can watch anime without the subtitles

>>70439505
>loving a girl

Absolute bender

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>>70439586

>>70439508
go on it once la, gwan

>>70439602
yeah only realised this too late
>>70439566
i dont want to fuck her though that was the least exciting part of our relationship, i want her to be my loyal companion like the good old days but i can never return to that

>>70439581
Mate you're a fucking freak. Bet you got molested heavily. Yes, tell me the details

>>70439598

oi are you calling me fat?

I'll have you know I'm /fit/ af and could easily heem you

Feel my gut churning. Literally JUST finished a big shit and it already wants another go.

>>70439621
shannot

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dur pakis

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race baiting on /an/

>>70439638
nigerianstory.com

i need the traffic

What countries have you been to lads?

>Scotland - Edinburgh once
>Wales - went camping somewhere
>Ireland - only Dublin for 1 day
>Belgium - drove through didn't really visit anything
>Netherlands - amsterdam for a weekend
>USA - Florida twice and new york once
>France - 10+ times to various places
>Spain - 10+ times to various places

>>70439618
*saves to Karen Gillan folder*

>>70439682
FOB

>>70439682
>Swibnufs

what did he mean by this

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broke up with gf for a month a few months ago before getting back together and even though i got with someone and some girl gave her number to me during that time, can't help but feel overwhelming jealousy after she just told me she gave her number to some random bloke after he chatted her up

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REALLY made me think

>>70439682
>Germany - Twice, once for school exchange and once for pleasure

and that's all folks

Holistically, what is the point in travelling? I can understand if it's for work but thats it seriously, lol

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>>70439711

>>70439711
google images is complete rubbish honestly

>>70439682
New Zealand, Tasmania, Fiji, Indonesia, Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Laos, Vietnam pretty much in that order
>>70439728
Something to do innit

>England - London (worst place I've ever been)
>Spain - All over the show like 15 times. Al Meria and Little Hollywood were easy my favourite though.
>Scotland - Got abandoned there as a child by accident
>Ireland - Homeless man attacked me in Dublin when I was a young teen but he was arrested immediately
>Amsterdam - Canals are nice, everything else is pretty fucking shite. VERY dull.

>>70439697
I think this is on the low end of average

Most people will have also visited Australia or New Zealand, at least one third world country and Germany + Italy instead of going to Spain and France so many times

>>70439728

I don't get it at all. I haven't left the region around my city since 2008

>>70439755
>average
maybe for euros

no yanks travel unless you live on a border state.

i can get into Canada with my drivers licence but still i've only gone twice.

all men are nonces because the optimal age to get a female pregnant is 15 and you need to groom them before that so they make good mothers.

>>70439682
England, Wales, France, Germany, Italy, Monaco, Andorra, Spain, Portugal, India, Israel (awful place filled with awful people, will never return, dead sea was cool though), Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Costa Rica, USA

next stop east asia

>>70439682
>England - I'm English
>Wales - by accident
>Scotland - couldn't be helped
>France x3 - it's alright they've got my favourite cigarettes gauloises, only every been to Normandy
>Germany x3 best country i've ever been too, the people, the infrastructure, the night life is all incredible, Berlin is a brilliant city
>USA x2 never seen so many homeless drongos in my life, LA, San Fran, 2 national parks and florida
>Finland, on the way to russia, don't remember much, ate venison and went in a sauna, went to helsinki for a day
>Russia went aged 6 to stay in an orphanage as my parents church did charity work, fucking beautiful but shabby country, would love to go again, also went to st petersburg saw a dancing bear on a chain

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>>70439711

>>70439758
Britain is such a depressing shit place that you almost have to go abroad for 1-2 weeks a year, people will discuss holidays all year etc. In the hairdressers as everybody can't wait to leave this shithole

Spain is very cheap so some parts are rammed with English povvos

Why do you think we ended up with such a large diaspora compared to other empires like France, nobody wants to fucking stay here

>>70439809
>awful place filled with awful people, will never return
will have you arrested for this mate

runts of low birth all of you

>>70439754
did NOT mean to jip you of your (You) there lad.

>>70439682
>>70439682
So here's two.

>>70439831
Israelis are almost as bad as new world jews

hey whats up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzHIs7j1CCs&index=102&list=PL7XlqX4npddfrdpMCxBnNZXg2GFll7t5y

>>70439780
It's helped that European flights are so cheap, they're actually a lot cheaper than American domestic flights for similar distances for some weird reason

people who have been to florida on holiday are massiveplebs 2bh . it's the new magaluf/Lanzarote/tenerife

>>70439682
>USA - san francisco, new york, vegas
>canada - vancouver, whistler
>spain
>france - various places
>switzerland - geneva, bern, zurich, zermatt, random ski resorts
>germany - berlin, nuremberg, random places
>hungary - budapest
>netherlands - amsterdam
>czech republic - prague
>denmark - aalborg
>italy
>belgium
>ireland - dublin
>norway -oslo

wew

didn't realise i'd been to that many, few were when i went inter railing tbf

>>70439826
I actually think Britain is one of the most beautiful countries on earth

>>70439780
>i can get into Canada with my drivers licence but still i've only gone twice.
not true since 9/11 unless its only way because you cunts are assholes

lads I'm trying to diversify my tea consumption, so I've bought some rooibos but it's mediocre at best 2bh

not sure where i want to go in life. might just let the decision make itself by doing nothing and ending up on benes

>>70439877
washington state enhanced drivers license

>>70439885
Stick with a piping hot cup of Lipton black tea lad, don't listen to the spackers who try to convince you to branch out -- I've done it myself and I've always come back, there's nothing better

>>70439812
gauloises are very good

>>70439711
Probably because 'european people art' is a way of talking only American blacks use, these pictures are probably all from we wuz kings yank blacks

>>70439899
oh okay

cascadia a comfy

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>Be Me
>Live in an area where the ugliest dialect of English is spoken(Pittsburgh PA)
>Get told by the locals that I sound like an obnoxious bitch
>Go home and cry myself to sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGSVobnGUCE

Do any of you /brit/s have this problem?

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*shares to facebook*

>>70439889
I did this and ended up in uni and with a job. No fucking clue how.

>>70439826
t. thomas cook

loads of places in the UK that aren't depressing and are quite lovely. stop being a fanny

>>70439860
Have you ever actually been? It's a massive state with 20 million people, hardly comparable to some pokey little islands

>>70439929
pittsburgh accent is a quasi-meme

they say warsh for wash that is literally it

>>70439940
t. Never went on foreign holidays as a kid because he's a massive povvo

Nobody believes holidaying in Britain is as good as going abroad, not even you

>>70439929
i ape the accent of the people i speak to subconsciously

was in the UK for almost a month and I was talking like a write bellend by the end

>>70439907
can you get them in the US? for some reason they're all over the continent but you can't get them in Britain. They're the best smoke i've ever had. I'm going to the netherlands in 2 weeks so i'm gunna grab myself a carton to bring back plus a bunch of golden virginia

>tfw ciggie prices are so extortionate in GB now that you can bring back ciggies from any country and flog them to desperate smokers and make a killing off of it

if you are a briton and you go abroad, bring back your maximum ciggie allowance and flog them, trust me

>>70439950
only people who go from britain at least are young families for disney land. basically brain washing their children to make them good little goys

>>70439932
would devour all the food on that plate

>(((They))) are trying to create pigmen mutant hybrids
do NOT like this

>>70440000
homophones lol

>>70440001
best country to buy cheap ciggies?

might be going to poland or berlin later this year

>>70439986
That isn't true. Not that guy, but the older native generations have a way of speaking that's different. It's slightly Eastern but with a midwestern backbone to it. I noticed a lot of people from Pittsburgh end their sentences sounding like questions, too, the inflection in their voices go up

>>70440006
t. Wanted to go to Disney Land in Florida but mum and dad were too poor

what's the deal with calle in the captcha? half my captchas have calle in it

>>70439682
Scotland
Wales
France
Germany
Belgium
Spain
Romania
Bulgaria
Switzerland
Denmark
Netherlands
Hong Kong and Macau
China
Thailand
Malaysia
Indonesia
Australia
Morocco
The Gambia
USA

Went to most when I was a kid and can't remember anything

>>70440001
i had them in germany
wish they were sold here

>>70440052
FOB

>>70440046
>I noticed a lot of people from Pittsburgh end their sentences sounding like questions, too, the inflection in their voices go up
hmmmm

>>70440001
I bought some cigs in London a few years ago and you're right the prices were outrageous. Not to mention those obnoxious "SMOKING KILLS" warnings in big red font printed on most packs

so just found out bugatti is FRENCH and not Italian.
might have to have a lie down

>>70440058
Not even rich, my mum just spent money on trips abroad instead of buying things for the house.

I remember once I shouted at her for booking another holiday instead of buying a TV.

I was such a wankstain.

>>70439993
I did actually all the time, but I appreciate Britain's beauty too, especially living close to North Yorkshire. Don't be a daftie all your life.

>>70440089
you still are LOL!

Where in Spain do you find most British tourists?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SPlccVXAZ8

>>70439682
>Turkey
>Greece
>Bulgaria
>Serbia
>Hungary
>Austria
>Germany
>France
>England

Travelled round most of them but stayed in Calais for a while

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>people who have been to florida on holiday are massiveplebs 2bh . it's the new magaluf/Lanzarote/tenerife

>only people who go from britain at least are young families for disney land. basically brain washing their children to make them good little goys

>>70440040
german family i know goes to luxembourg to buys cigs, a lot cheaper there

>>70440048
Don't like crass commercialism desu

>>70440040
i don't know because this is the first time i'm bringing some back. I know a tunisian bloke who brings them for me and he charges me £38 for 200 marlboro lights. If you buy them in the shops in germany they're cheaper but they're not that much cheaper. most expensive brand there will fetch e5.50. Poland you'll get them at disgustingly cheap prices. Cheapest place in europe is the czech republic. Don't know whether to get mine in Amsterdam or in the duty free on the way back. Last time I was in Luton airport they were a fucknig rip off.

also my gf said that they were charging two different prices in barcelona airport, it was an extra tenner if you were travelling to gb. I don't know how true this is though

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>>70440073

>>70439446
my guess is she wants to see how you're doing following the breakup. it's a real girl thing that no guy will ever understand but they almost always have this real desire to meet you after they break up with you unless the relationship ends in devastating terms like you cheating on her and her dumping you because of that.

she might want to meet you to see how you're doing or if she's a bitch, compare how she's doing to how you're doing. you did fine in messaging her. the only thing you could have done was call her out of her narcissism that if you aren't free to meet up with her to get your clothes, it's all because of her and not the fact you're busy (it's both but who cares, she doesn't need to know that). only problem with that is that if it's worded wrong, it can come off real salty and projectiony.

imo she got the hint and has fucked up about it. i wouldn't be surprised if she waits by the door for you to come so go at a real annoying hour so she either misses you or has to stay up late/get up early to see you.

>going to florida disneyland and not california disneyland

oof... sorry your parents hated you.

disney land is not in florida you fucking dumb idiots,,, god

>>70440122
Balaerics, Marinella, Costa del Sol, Canaries and benidorm

>>70440153
good post

>>70440071
you haven't seen the new smoking regulations

a pack of 20 will set you back 12 quid in london, all packaging is now olive green and covered in 60% health warnings. Hence why bringing them back and flogging them is in vogue atm

>>70440153
its disney WORLD

>>70440205
mmmmm not in california... try again sweetie xx

Does America have the worst homeless problem of any western nation?

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>post
>girl takes the minuscule eye movement towards your post reading it or not
>nervous system signal that begat that eye movement connected to a larger nervous framework
>continuous signal to vagina and breasts intersected with that eye signal
>your post stimulates the fanny of every girl that just barely glances at your post

back from a cheeky weed sesh with #thelads

one of my mate put on the original ghost in the shell film and i enjoyed it, am i an anime nonce now

>>70440193
>12 quid

my m8 who smokes asked me to pick up a pack for him and it was literally $30 for 20. i can't remember the brand but it wasn't some niche hipster brand or anything. people would waste thousands every year on them, it's mental.

>>70440214
Romania probably did a couple years ago before they all fuckin came over here

Girls pee from a hole just above the vagina

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>tfw breathing the same air in the vicinity of a girl

>>70440230
theres only one hole you virgin

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>>70440214
Not even close bud.

Conquerors are very good in For Honor, lads.
Very good indeed.

Conquerors are the Knights' heavy troops btw hehe.

wait aminute which hole does the squirt come out

>>70440226
aus has the most expensive in the world don't they? and we've stolen your idea to infringe on tobacco branding rights too

>>70440228
gypsies do have homes they just have foundations

i don't know if that counts

were there ever any organized religions with western origins?

>>70440248
Your still a virgin until you fucked a urethra

okay, what the FUCK is white sauce?

>>70440267
only boys have that

>>70440258
Need to download another 12 fucking gigs before I get a go of it for fuck sake.

>>70440268
Semen

>>70440268
alfredo

>>70440268
ask your mum x

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>For Honor is an upcoming online action hack and slash video game in development by Ubisoft

>>70440268
mayo

>tfw i've seduced a girl i met that day and was shagging her a week later

done it twice, both fit agency workers, foreign

>>70440278
Ouch lad.

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how do people get away with taking photos like this

>>70440264
i'd say so, i find it pretty hard to believe a country would pay more than $30 for smokes.

the infringement stuff is good desu. it's really taken the commercial shit out of ciggies but the most effective stuff is the campaigns which portray smokers as social outcasts hahaha

>>70440214
>>70440255
lul england is worse than america

need good fish and chips but don't know any restaurants in the area

>HRR US MUST HAVE THE WORST HOMELESS IN THE WEST
>literally have less of a problem than england

fuck off

>>70440320
meant to link >>70440307

did everyone think that the 90s prosperity would last forever

What are these brown spot things on my arm?

>>70440321
depends m8 i think it's harsh, if you're a smoker and you've got a family to feed, your family is now suffering because the government has decided to suffocate your wallet and abuse your addiction, which has a knock on effect.

and i don't think it'll work because there are so fucking many foreigners in this country and they all know somewhere you can get a pack for £5. it's so easy to bring them and so many do it, aus is too detached for that imo

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Private eye has such a smug tone and talks about things that are virtually meaningless and boring as though they have some profound meaning

weird how the 1920s-1940s were exactly the same culturally

>>70440364
>90s
>prosperous
hmmm
think something might've happened in the 90s that could contradict this... hmmmm.....

>>70440391
its THE private eye

saw a few of you lads talking about it earlier, but whats the point of for honor?

looks a bit too much like chivalry if im honest

>>70440391
Grandad reads that and have no idea what the appeal is. Sometimes the front page is funny tbf but the actual articles are so dreary and always go on just a bit too long

>like this post hehe ;^)

Lads how much do I need to squat before getting weightlifting shoes?

>>70440391
It's written by the kind of people who idolise civil servants and think that the politics of Westminster are some grand game, rather than the boring, grimy runt's life it really is.

Absolute spackers without a single ball between them.

>>70440554
3pl8

>Only 10GB left to download
>It's only going to take 25 mins
>Download speed NOSEDIVES out of nowhere
>3 hours left now
FUCK OFF SONY REEEEEEEEEEE

>Reading primary research papers in chemistry
>authors name is literally Ananthakrishnan Sankaranarayanan
would you fuck off

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>have to fill out some forms because unemployed now
>just click random shit and save
>couple weeks later get invited to job center
>normie worker has to go through all question again with me
>answer as vague as possible
>always say suprised "really? I had no idea"
>takes forever and normie has to cancel an appointment with other unemployed normies that day
>just play 100% dumb all the time i'm there and let normie explain me everything but don't listen
>takes months to get even to the point where they tell where I have to apply for work
>drag it out further and further and put in the least amount of effort into it
>spit into their coffee when i'm alone in the office because normie worker has to copy something
>apply for work somewhere
>get rejected because nobody wants somebody as dumb as me in their company
>long term unemployed now
>normie workers still have to bother with me
>just clog up their system as much as I can
>sometimes send random anonymous complains about normie workers to normie worker overseer

>>70440148
So, this it. The end.

Feelsbadman, could have wifed her if she was more loyal

thanks for the advice la

wish i had black hair 2bh. hair is golden blond and looks like shit if i dont shower every day.

Should we just put /brit/ down? Over the past few weeks ive been keeping track of the original posters that are in each thread through certain times of the day

Numbers are dwindling. Not significantly, but we've lost about 3-4 original posters per thread

Funnily enough the post numbers stay the same, which just means the same posters are posting more throughout the thread, instead of a diverse number of user posting a few times

>we use 4chan

Having a wank to the new TastyPC video, it's been almost a year

>>70440630
Bad ass

>>70440677
kys

>>70440677
this is not a bad thing unless its oldfags leaving which i suspect it is

>>70440677
*per week

not per thread, sorry.

>>70440657
eh, better it happens now than after you wife her and she gets half your shit because she let you stick your dick in her.

chin up and dick out m8

We should just remove the JFs, starting with the yanks

This is /brit/, yanks not welcome

>>70440663
I've got black hair but its going white

How many pullups can you do? Currently 6 with proper form, aiming for 20

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>>70440677

>>70440725
36 straight is my highest

>>70440725
10 properly if I push it
more if I cheat a bit

>>70440677
Honestly it would be the best for us all

>>70440717
that has potential to look nice. i wont even notice grey hair because my color is so fucked.

the POTUS of the united states is going to make America MAGA again

>>70440725
would be doing pullups every day but i don't have anywhere to do them. can do about 35 press ups though

>>70440725
probs 12 or so

hit 10 quick the other night to warm up the lats for the so called deadlift

>color
can't yanks just fuck off

>>70440757
Your mum's my deadlift and her tits is the bar

>>70440749
>POOTUS Toilet Toilet Fart

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>>70440768

Is the Labour party literally the worst thing in Britain?

>>70440775
is that why you can never get it up?

>>70440748
It does look nice. Its a silvery/white streak that sits on my fringe that flows down my cheek and to base of my neck. Rest of it is dotty whites but they multiplying.

>>70440789
no that's scotland

>>70440792
What, can't get your mum up cause she's so fat? Correct

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>>70440725
just got this lad/

>>70440789
reminder that Labour abandoned all the overseas bases which would have secured English dominance over the Eastern trade routes even without the Empire.