/brit/

need a bf lads

she's not even pretty what the shit

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FUCK u

Stfu Voltaire looking vapid Cunt i know you are here

Do NOT spend more than a year at a call center. You think you're depressed now? Try spending a year in that hell on earth.

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>gay bloke at work said i have good dick-sucking lips

>>70436940
el peruANO azul ajajajajajajajajajaj

>>70436959
better put them to good use then x

tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFxFOGHmiFM

>>70436957
friend's mom works at a call center and she makes 80k and is unfirable from being in a union of some sort and calls off work like once a week

I'M NOT GOING TO GET ON THAT PLANE ADAM

>>70436925
Kik?

>>70436991
>mom

FOY

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*follows you around Cambridge on a bike for three hours*

>>70435377
she said anime was gay

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Making poops at work lads

>>70436959
isn't that sexual harrasment tier
get him fired lul

anime is nice

anime can stop you from doing all the things in life youd like to

anime is nice

anime can stop you from saying all the things in life youd like to

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>He uses a microwave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqZ5iPUqswE

>>70436959
report him

>>70436991
>call centre
>80k

Livin' la vida Lyca

>>70436959
should tell him to meet you in the toilet and then proceed to beat him to pulp

Mrs Noseberg always lets me leave work at 3 on a Friday. She's so good to us.

le president poo poo fart, smelly bum head poo! xD

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Just watched this documentary on Netflix

Very interesting as I know fuck all about ice hockey

>>70437065
I thought so too but apparently Nipsco is known to pay very good wages.

Very important: >>>/tv/78820550.

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>>70437084
queen of england a>>70437057
m i rite? XDD

>>70437019
Howling

Do you not have a dad? How could you strike your mum

Pathetic runt

Mr. Kikeburg said we won't be getting our bonuses this year because the company had to make a large investment into some new cars for upper management.

pulling a sicky to stay in a city centre apartment

>>70436945
TACTICAL
A
C
T
I
C
A
L

*blows you a kiss*

>>70437132
what does this mean

>>70437097
know of this event but can't remember why it's important exactly

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*whips it out*

How's about that then?

why did obama get a nobel peace prize again

>>70437097
Hockey is so much better now that we let NHL players compete.

Canada used to suck because all the pros were barred from competing, meanwhile the Russians would have an entire army unit who just played hockey all day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-HXZ4H1Fmk

wank or find some slag

does every bank card transaction require a person to process it before you see it on your statement?

>>70437182
For being slightly shaded

>>70437181
looks like an anteater

>>70437182
Not even he knows

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>>70437124
i made the post up for (You)s

>Canada's favorite sport is hockey
>All of their best players go play in america

howling

>>70437181
A fucking ant eater

>>70437181
lets see it hard

>>70437226
LOL

Captcha: calle calle

>>70437181
uncut cocks are seriously so unaesthetic. fuck sake

so glad im cut. especially since basically every study says there is no loss in sensitivity

>>70437181
fucking state of your leg hair

are you trying to shave stockings onto yourself?

>>70437239
Canada loves hokey but the NHL is run by Amerijews who would rather put teams in Arizona than in Ontario

foreskin is too small for my willy. the vein in it reaches the end and constricts the hole

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>>70437215
>>70437240
>>70437287
>Americuts

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>>70437253

alri

https://en.lichess.org/OZuD12ab

>>70437215
>>70437240
>>70437287
Can't believe I share a general with these good goys

Want to play For Honour. No code though.

>>70437187
Yeah the documentary is about that team desu

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>>70437287
>kike studies

>uncut cocks are seriously so unaesthetic. fuck sake

>so glad im cut. especially since basically every study says there is no loss in sensitivity

https://youtu.be/twqM56f_cVo

>>70437317
I might be able to give you one.

I got a code and it says I can also give a code to three "friends"

>>70437033
Did he wait for the water to cool down?

>>70437314
how was your aussie day chessla

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>tick 'heterosexual' on equalities part of job application
>actually bisexual
mfw

>>70437317
apparently people get kicked for having <30 fps.

>>70437208
no

>great britain won the gold medal at the 1936 winter olympics in Nazi Germany

Wew lad never heard about this before

>>70437317
>For Honour

Literal retard. Learn how to fucking spell the game

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>I'm uncut

>>70437375
What system la?

>>70437391
I was going to play it on PS4 anyway desu.

>>70437389
mods

i just seen that president fart wants to stop all embargoes that the west has on russia
i always thought the lefties were wrong when they said he was a russian plant but he actually is haha

>>70437408
the British team was full of Canadians

>>70437375
Hook a fellow leaf up, I'll play with you

>so glad my dick was mutilated by Dr Noseberg, look how aesthetic it is!
*applies gallon of lube to weird, dry, chapped, two-tone cock just to wank painlessly*

>>70437370
great post

have seen this before, underestimated its potential as a dora

>>70437388
Had a beer, watched a movie, went out for breakfast, spent some time with the lads, saw a possum

Was alright

>>70437033
Makes me want to grow a plant and make a timelapse of it

I wouldn't hold it against cut willies, but in porn they look so dry and sometimes have the ring of poop on them (2 tone dick colour).
Don't prefer them. x

>not having a cute uncut feminine penis
How do you cisboys even live with yourselves?

>>70437370
watched the whole video creasing, outstanding work

nobody likes milhouse

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>have seen this before, underestimated its potential as a dora

>>70437431
I didn't do anything illegal

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>>70437314
rekt twice lad

uk > aus

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>>70437370

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Never play chess the day after Australia day

>>70437442
Every single player was born in Britain

>>70437517
Post another game lets play

>>70437496
Good lad, was getting sick of his banal little gimmick shitting up the thread

>>70436959
Suck his dick

>Americans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPwLncJDDss

https://en.lichess.org/rsJSgFoc

>>70437425
Ps4

>>70437446
If you are on PS4, sure

I'm going to need both of your PSN's or Uplay account names

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>>70437517
Would you say...
you're...
hungover?

YER DA

YER DA


YER DA SELLS AVON

>>70437561
>PS4
Don't talk to me

>>70437614
Sorry

>going to be living with 6 people next year
>going to rent a fuckoff massive house with them but it'll be cheap cos there are so few of us
aaaaah yes... the student lifestyle

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>>70437577

If I pull my foreskin all the way back so it looks like I'm cut and try to wank by rubbing my hand against the bare head with lube it feels far too sensitive. Yanks must have the shittest orgasms ever

>>70437561
Send that shit to rbem123 lad. Please and fanks.

>>70437649
*so many of us

>I have a tab open for /brit/
>Don't ever even read the posts
hahaha

>>70437669
Should specify, that's the ol' uplay account.

>>70437669
k I just sent you a friend request on uplay/ubi club

accept it and then I can send it you it lad

>>70437661
The skin on the glans is thicker because it's not protected

Literally keratinizes like hair or nails. Yanks are horrid creatures

>>70436908
Fukk me

your're all absolute WASTEmen

>>70437698
enjoyed this post

can someone tell me if i sound irish because i moved to england and a lot of people ask if im irish for some reason

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1riZfjMEDOq

Think i should have become a scientist and got a comfy job doing fuck all

70437727
don't reply to me again, paddy

what's up lads have not posted in ages haha just been working wbu?

>>70437720
*makes you pay up*

im circumcised but i still have a lot of foreskin

i can put a bottle cap on top and completely submerge it in foreskin and its not even enough to be uncomfortable

>>70437708
>>70437669

friendship is magical

>>70437729
nobody's falling for your tricks paddy

>>70437708
Got nowt friend requests on uplay desu.

>>70437754
fuck off kike
I'll reply to who i want

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>>70437715
>Literally keratinizes like hair or nails
Fucking grim

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>A man and woman are dead after a light plane crashed into the Swan River in Perth
mental
>>70437755
Have a mate who begins every conversation like this even if it's only been a day or so since we talked
Want to crush his bollocks under my heel every time I read it

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>tfw know nothing about the balkans

>>70437649
First 3 months will be civil, then you'll have had enough of everyones shit and everyone will stop trying to be good flatmates. At which point people act like themselves.
Get ready for nasty kitchen and annoying flatmates.
T.third yr student

>>70437787
Indeed. The glans is an internal organ but kike doctors will never tell you that

>>70437729
you sound like a yank
a lot of posh irish people kinda sound like yanks so maybe thats why they're confused

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Funny ol game this one was

https://en.lichess.org/uIJrCDY0

>>70437826
i'm scottish

>>70437813
>Dislike Northern Ireland

why

hope that taig cunt doesnt reply to me haha

my least favorite /brit/ "personality"? definitely that aus who thinks hes good at checkers

>>70437813
excellent post

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>>70437813
>using maps that have Kosovo independent from Serbia
Don't do this

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>so glad im cut. especially since basically every study says there is no loss in sensitivity

>>70437708
Scratch that lad, think I've just added you. Have a nosy there for us.

>>70437813
dont worry i dislike america too

>>70437842
might be because it's a fucking shithole lad

>>70437865
Okay good yeah I was just gonna say something about that

alright I'll try to send this shit now. Standby

theres an anarchy to these threads now that remind me of 2007 era /b/

v nice indeed

>its another "methhead fuckups cry for higher minimum wage while at the same time COMPLETELY fucking up my food order" episode

ah yes, was looking forward to not eating today.

>>70437879
Scot?
>>70437842
they're part irish

>>70436908
Unironically added her on kik yesterday, but she blocked me as soon as I said I wasn't really into findom. All I wanted was for her to coax it out of me tbqhwy,

>>70437806
you could say they took a bit of a swan dive ;-)

>>70436940
I agree shiny peru

Sean South of Garryowen.

>>70437816
that's how its been for first year, but the people i'm living with next year are genuinely nice. At the very least i wont be avoiding people like i have been for first year.

whats with yanks haha

might go on one of those trips to north korea

>>70437899
you could probably do with it tbf

>>70437904
>she blocked me as soon as I said I wasn't really into findom
what is that?

>>70437899
Maybe they're giving you a hint you rotund behemoth

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>>70437904
>he didn't pay up

>>70437840
what are you doing in england jock

>>70437893
Let me know sure, got no fucking clue how this ubi club wank works.

>>70437934
im a skelly lad

tfw pedophobe

>>70437944
>rotund behemoth
shrieking

What is it with schizophrenic people and making youtube videos

>>70437925
Everyone says that about second year people. Cos you know them it'll be cool. Its bullshit, you dont know someone until you live with them. As friends you only see the sides they let you see, as flatmates you deal with all their shit

>>70437972
meTV

>>70437963
Yeah I just sent it, said it went through.

idk maybe check your email or some shit or just fiddle around on uplay

this is outrageous
this is contagious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGoyXOAPwSc

Syria has better trains than the north. you simply cannot make this up anymore

>>70437937
finnish sexual domination

Should I get Yakuza 0 lads? Never played any nip games before but it looks fun

>>70437989
well it can't be worse than it is now, at the very least

BIG fan of when my dealer ignores me until I'm ready to fall asleep

hi i've been away for a few months now

is that crossdressing rapist of pakistani origin still alive?

for the record, i asked for a burrito with beef cheese and rice.

what they gave me: a burrito with sour cream, nacho cheese, beans and rice.

>>70438005
hmmmm, possibly hot

>>70437937
Cucks who aren't satisfied with watching people have sex with their loved ones instead find joy in the thought that their loved one is having sex and they're paying for it, maybe they'll get a picture of her in some lingerie every now and then. She literally went on holiday a few weeks ago (or started planning it?) and asked people to pay for her boyfriends ticket

>>70437649
>>70437816
this
flatshare is a trap, it seems so perfect but nearly always sucks

>>70438044
good fuck you

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*charges into this thread*

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>>70438039
Thats what you say now. But then you find something like this in your fridge.

>>70438062
not reading this post

>tfw I can't bob my head to music because it makes me feel a little sick

:(

>>70437996
Was it like a normal message or some shit? Did a level up, which means I received it I think, but no email or messages in sight.

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Are Kate.

>>70438044
You asked for a customized order like a little faggot (it's fast food) and they gave you the standard assembly

Have zero empathy towards you in this situation

You could have sent it back but they would have spat on it with their HIV saliva

>>70437806
https://twitter.com/JordenTeo/status/824559477240115203
ah, video of it
bit sad 2bh

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Are Bogs.

>>70437937
Letting attractive women tease you into just giving them money for no reason. It's a femdom thing, I can't control what I'm attracted to unfortunately. Never actually done it though and no intention to, it just gets me off.

>>70437955
Think actually giving my hard earned money to someone who doesn't even fuck me would really just push me over the edge into cuckdom desu. For the same amount of money as she wants just to have a conversation over kik with her, I could fuck a hooker and just get her to dominate me desu.

>>70438095
ah yes, meat cheese and rice is "specialized" but a burrito with no meat and an assortment of SHIT is "standard"

fucking mong.

>>70438047
how the fuck do you even develop a fetish like that

cant believe new zealand just made lorde the ceremonial head of state

>>70438028
Yakuza's fucking beezer lad.

>>70438115
whats their end game?

VIVA LAAAAA QUINTAA BRIGADAAAAAA

>>70438045
Not really, it's mostly bollock busting with socks full of ice cubes

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>>70438092

>these posh idiots who don't know how fast food works and take forever to order their retardedly complex meal.

encountered one ahead of me in like at subway the other day, was awful, had a laugh about it with the girl working there after.

>>70438066
>implying i don't find that shit in my flat this year
mate, my standards are so low. I found out one of my flatmates had sex on the kitchen table today. People who don't do shit like that are instantly an upgrade.

gf just sent me this

http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1485407451578.webm

does not bode well

>>70438131
Sorry I didn't realize they forgot the meat I thought you were bitching about some sour cream

That's pretty gay

>>70438092
Wuthering Heights was her only even half decent song 2bh

>>70438177

>h-haha that guy took a long time to order r-right
>ha yes thanks have a nice day

>>70438178
I've had numerous flatmates attempt to fuck me and get very handsy.
Just dont live with others. It sucks.

I'm a nonce

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>>70438092

>>70438119
How can you be straight and want to be dominated at the same time? Makes me think

>>70438177
giz a burger no gerkins there good lad

>>70438177
>>70438194
the item i ordered is on the menu at every tacobell in the pacific northwest. this was NOT my fault.

>>70438088
No clue lad.

I did a bit of searching though. Try going to the main ubisoft website and going to some "beta" tab or some shit

hold on I'll keep looking

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Nice

>>70438177
>talking to the girl working there
You're missing the point of fast food

>>70438180
nonce

>>70438234
>no gherkins
Are you literally 10 years old mate

>>70438222
nonce

>>70438088
wait go here and fuck around

https://forhonor.ubisoft.com/game/en-US/beta/index.aspx

>>70438219
stop being so miserable

>>70438215
it wasn't how long he took but the way he ordered, like being at a fast food place was some kooky working class thing.

he had his son and wife there and kept talking about his son "Maximilian" the entire time

>>70438177
I went to Subway for the first time recently and had no idea what the fuck to do

seeing trainspotting 2 tomorrow

>>70438241
ah yes let's just put american interests behind british ones because the british prime minister asked us to lol

Aus relationship advice lad you on?

>>70438232
Not sure desu. Not sure how I developed this particular interest, or whether I was born with it (remember being attracted to that sort of stuff even when I was about 7). It's brought me absolutely no happiness either really - literally zero girls irl are interested in it apart from fat goths covered in tattoos. The online scene is all just from girls like our chels who have realised they can make shitloads of money from it very easily. Would NOT advise a femdom fetish at all desu.

>>70438288
>bread
>meat/cheese
>toppings
>toasted/not

thats it

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yes hello europe?

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>>70438241
BIG GUYS
FOR US

me down the green
http://is2.4chan.org/gif/1485470859868.webm

>>70438315
who doesn't have it toasted?

>>70438241
>STILL doubling down
I don't think they know how to lose
never mind lose gracefully

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>>70438323
Out on the town with the boys tonight mate

>>70438323
who is he speaking to?

>>70438283
Only trying tohelp

>>70436908
would spill rivers of jewish inside her tight fanny and bubbly arse tbffwtjas

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485313310629.webm

>>70438309
from yesterday about your cunty ex gf?

>>70438342
people who get ham sandwiches? or roast beef sandwiches? or people who dont want their sandwiches to be a soggy sack of shit by the time they get home?

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>>70438353
y-you're not supposed to miss that call

>>70438288
its hard to describe how he acted, he was just all stuck up about it and whining that he had to feed his perfect son such trashy poor people food.

>>70438357
himself in the future obvs

>>70438342
Maybe if you plan on eating it much later on and toasting it would cause it to go stale quicker. Although I can't of why you'd go to a fast food place if you don't want food fast.

got called a battyboy in specsavers

>>70438389
well why was he in there then

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>>70436908

>>70438371
>tight fanny
I'd say its a cafe at this stage

>>70438380
so faggots then

this whole brexit thing is a bit mental isnt it haha

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>>70438273
Got it lad. That site is broken as all fuck. May be the most unintuitive shite I've ever used. Cheers la. Made me glad I didn't filter all leafs. Here's some cute doggos.

>>70438408
I didn't ask him
he just pissed me off.

gets my working class blood boiling living here with so many snobs

got called a rotund behemoth in the taco bell drive thru

>>70438403
oi yweah bwatty boy come ere, yh you. Suck this black dick

got called a mongloid in dollar general

>>70438389
tbf it is pretty shit food. only pakis eat it here

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>>70438432
Soon, tovarish

>>70438305
alri tony

got called a numpty in netto

>>70438443
Noticed that here too. And all the subways recently converted to halal meat too.

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>>70438424
No problem, bud.

Enjoy it

got called a lad in /brit/

>>70438421
t. rorke "soggy sandwich"

>>70438486
your mums cunt is a soggy sandwich

lads
there's this thai massage place just down the road from me, was thinking about going because i reckon it's one of those places where they wank you off

how far to they go in general? is it just oral at most?

the windows are all tinted and it looks very discreet, can't really tell if it's open but there are always cars outside.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38755361

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>70438482
Keep dreaming

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hthsxadassdasdasd

chesslad is off to play overwatch

got called by the bogandoffs

Anyone remember when almost every night somebody would post the same Hitler quote picture and said he did nothing wrong and would have exactly the same argument about if he should have invaded Danzig or not

>>70438139
Just a simple power exchange desu. Money is power, therefore if the girl tricks/convinces you into giving her money, she is also taking power from you. Pretty common for both men and women to be into giving up power, although male subs seem much more extreme in the sort of power they want to give up. Women just want to be put in handcuffs and spanked a bit.

>>70438495
aha alri soggy sandwich

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Why do JFs love British culture so much? So many Canadian, American and Aussie teaboos here

got labelled a lamprey at littlewoods

>>70438212
Fuck off, go on youtube there's loads of good stuff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1DDndY0FLI

>>70438512
what did they tell you?

>>70438443
its better than McDicks and more filling for the same price
I'm never full with one of McDonald's tiny burgers

I heard they don't sell pork in the UK subway though

Imagine still being part of the Commonwealth and not having a blue ensign, red ensign if you're really scraping it
I'd be embarrassed desu, you're basically India-tier at that point. So thoroghly cucked that even though you want to break away you can't, almost a form of stockholm syndrome

>>70438538
fgdsdsdsdsdsd

>>70438538
the real jew was inside us all along

>>70438530
Americans Australians and Canadians are more British than Brits are to be honest

>>70438535
kate bush went shit after hounds of love

need dvd screeners fast

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>>70438530
reminder

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me

>>70438530
As much as some giga-rorkes like to deny it if you took away the accent and the tanned skin there is very little that distinguishes an ordinary Australian from an ordinary brit 2bh

>>70438499
>/pol/ managed to get Shia Labeouf arrested
lmao

what's the official /brit/ position on are Don lads?

no one has any faith in me

miss the time where i had friends to play footy with on the shitty grass fields where the ball would just go in random directions

>>70438545
They do, even the halal one near me sells salami and pepperoni and stuff.

got called a swamp monster in starbucks today lads

>>70438590
t. yanklite

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>>70438596
he's a top lad

>>70438591
It's not hard 2bh.
Shia gets arrested for starting fights like once a month

>>70438537
all my grandparents are still alive despite many of them working in Uranium mines

my great grandparents only all died recently
oldest lived to 94
youngest died at 85 despite major heard surgery as a lad from the War

>>70438598
hello yank college

>>70438608
Barron looks a bit feminine here
wonder if his benis is the same

>>70438608
Barron has a prettier face than his mum tbqh

>>70438609
Yeah but /pol/ triggered him so hard he started licking people.

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>>70438550
Good one.

Almost all our Provincial flags either have the Union Jack, English Cross, or English Lion on it.

Plus the Union Jack is still an offical flag of Canada, very commonly used alongside the Canadian flag

>>70438499
>he will not divide us
>attacks someone for disagreeing

>>70438379
Phone won't let me select 'choose file'

Gonna jump on the desktop and update you next thread

>>70438596
spastic like the rest of the yanks that inhabit that third world shithole

>>70438596
I like him but want people to shut up about him

>>70438566
Everything before The Red Shoes is GOAT

>>70437024
>>70437071
>>70437057
Doing anything to the office gay will earn you the immediate hatred of every female in the office.

Runt politics 101 lads

>>70438628
>>70438627
Nonce.

>>70438499
>He has also become known for his performance art projects in recent years. In the name of performance art, he has answered phone calls from the public in Liverpool, spent 24 hours in a lift in Oxford and wore a paper bag over his head at the Berlin Film Festival.

Ahh yes 'art'

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had an absolutely bizarre encounter with a girl behind the till in tescos petrol station earlier. i bought 20 fags which are usually £7.99, but for some reason they were £7.60 this time. i mentioned this to her since fags NEVER go down in price, and she insisted they had in fact gone up. she continued to insist that £7.60 was in fact higher than £7.99, even after I pointed out the same pack of cigarettes on the shelf with a £7.99 price label. in the end i just agreed and left. absolutely fucking weird

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>>70438631
>a fucking pile of ROCKS

>>70438655
beta

>>70438608
Barron's hair is really nice desu wish mine looked like that

>>70437931
No you wont.

>>70438597
iktf

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ah yes it's yanks talking about their boring politics in another countries thread again

FUCK OFF ALREADY

>>70438631
our new flag is better
the union flag was shit honestly as is the Aus flag now

>Normal download speed is about 10 MB/s
>PSN download is going at about 0.25 MB/s
fuck SAKE

>>70438628
nonce

>>70438627
>>70438628
he's 10 years old lads

>>70438626
>footy
>yank college
wot

>>70438608
I want to marry Barron!

>>70438692
you're confusing MB/s and mbps

>>70438692
what you downloading?

>>70438639
alri la good things I hope

>>70438664
Inuits man

It's pretty aesthetic though tBh. I have one outside my front door

>>70438698
Hm? It should be based on height rather than technical age, he's a tall one

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woah....

>>70438714
Your mum

>>70438666
The office is now a female space, any man who works in an office must learn to navigate an ever shifting pattern of female mentalism. Like having a 10 gfs, except if you break up with her or piss her off in any way, you starve.

Welcome to 2017 mate

>>70438707
No, I'm not. I went out of my way to calculate the MB/s based on my mbps.

>>70438714
That other anon's mum.

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>start up game of morrowind
>don't want to play anymore

>>70438662
mental

tell another story mate