/brit/

cara

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justin

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The gf

>>70424455
literally this

anime anime anime

should we just put /brit/ down? Its dying as is the rest of 4chan.

I've been tracking the number of original posters in these threads the past few weeks and its been dropping, not significantly, but about one or two less on average each week

might create a spreadsheet

>>70424492
i dare u 2 do it fuck boi

women are the most vile creatures on this planet

in love with a german film star desu

What's happening to /brit/? did the normies all die on the way home from work?

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elsa

Do people actually stay in touch with their ex gf's?

Seems pretty silly if you ask me.

There is a global conspiracy by Jews to destroy the white race to further their goals.

>>70424534
Never understood it either

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This is british man the wrestler.
his special is the big beng(big ben+big bang, haha), a headstand which applies pressure to the opponent's neck.
His favourite pet is the bulldog, his fave food is fish and chips.
He is the sworn enemy of Potatoe Hoarder and of abolishthemonarchyman

wonder why he wanted to die there
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-38757699

>>70424534
i have 3 ex gfs, keep in touch with one of them

so statistically we can posit that 33% of ex gf's are stayed in touch with

>>70424529
exams/coursework deadlines maybe
bare man will have just been shitposting for the past 6 weeks and are now cramming

>>70424529
Traffic was way up due to Trump. Now that he's president we're returning to more normal levels

The reason you think it's slow now is because you're a newfag

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creampied a black girl lads

told her to go to the hospital to get the pill straightaway

>Centre for Bayesian Statistics in Health Economics

C H E B S
H
E
B
S

>>70424562
ah yes, very impressive

>>70424569
very strange

fight me

>>70424632
No

Really fancy girls.

>>70424609
Maybe his other move could be the "rule the waves"in which he mounts and hits opponent

>>70424529
Everyone was waiting for a new thread before posting their ebin gimmicks I'm guessing.

got a lift home from a girl wearing tights

women are so annoying, don't know how her fiance puts up with her

>>70424641
ok sorry

>>70424569
Mark Twain wanted to die in Manchester because the transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable

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>>70424657
>he can't drive

could really do with a gf lads.

>>70424569
genuinely interested to know why he moved to Pakistan for 10 years as well if im honest

grab em by the pintle

need a bf

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>>70424589

>>70424576
'no'
and trump hasn't calmed down yet this isn't a yank politics general you twat

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me bird

>>70424569
maybe he had a pleasant childhood experience there. dying somewhere which brings back fond memories seems nice.

>>70424420
what would you say back?

>he fell for the car jew
LMAOing at your life

>>70424700
gay cunt

>>70424701
Jesus fuck

>>70424534
Men do because were pathetically attached to them.

Women usually seem to move on pretty easily and start fucking around with other guys, while guys are ruined for months over it.

>>70424739
>be shit at or unable to do something
>blame jews on the internet

ahh yes, you

>tfw have to shave my shaft
>no time before the gf comes over

Can I get this shit lasered or something?

think i'm literally scared of the sexual act

wonder what happened to me to cause this kind of mental issue

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just chillin haha

>>70424781
>having hair on your shaft
mate...

>>70424569
it's a nice part of the country
peaceful
nature

probably just something relaxing before he killed himself

*dropkicks you into next week*

>>70424455

/desi/

>>70424780
i passed my test but fortunately i didn't fall for the ve-HI-cle jew unlike you ruffians

>>70424781
Takes literally 10 seconds

>>70424766

Getting tired of the gf lads. Anyone want her?

>>70424818

pakistan has better scenery than the peak district though

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SHAT UP BLAD

>>70424859
yeah but it's full of pakis

Arrogant uni students annoy me as much as the next person, but are non-uni students actually more obnoxious than uni kids?

They act like they somehow made the right decision by avoiding uni

>>70424856
pics first

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going to the shops, anyone want anything?

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>>70424701
this is a harlequin baby who survived.

looks like a fucking demon.

What is it that makes some gimmicks take off while others flounder in obscurity?

>>70424725
play it off as a joke obviously

IT WAS I, DIO!

>>70424825
can appreciate the sheer randomness of this image

>>70424929
just sad desu

thinking of becoming a po-lice

>>70424861
literally a champion and hasn't fought anybody who is champion tier

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ruminated on the travails of this unfortunate girl for the past 3 weeks and finally concluded she is better off dead

>>70424887
Hory shit

>>70424958
who?

what?

>>70424948
oof....

member medal of honour frontline lads
need a good wwii game again

Honest poll and no meme lads, how many of you have Aspergers?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12202941

>>70424532
I like when she has sex with black me in the videos I watch of her having sex with black men

>>70424929
*smacks him as hard as possible on the head*

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_bZHzuAgnw
CUTE

>>70424987
Hearts of Iron III is literally THERE you catacomb

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>>70424950
>mfw he beats Old Man Wlad (who hasn't fought anything other than a bag for 18 months) and people call him an all time great

>>70424929

stop

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the entire state dept. just resigned lads hahhahha

>>70424991
i honestly think im probably the most normal person on 4chan.

>>70425010
kill yourself

>>70424887
>The 30-year-old, from Coventry, West Midlands, lost four of her siblings to the disease at birth and is now Britain's oldest survivor of the condition.
Christ alive you'd think they'd just stop after two

>>70425000

i don't see race

>>70425040
You first mate.

>>70425027
ah yes very good

trump's a russian plant isn't he

would rather die than be a wageslave

>>70425027
Only 4 people, all who were over the government's retirement age, one of whom lost $8bn? The headline led me believe it was going to be like 20+ competent people with a future there...

>>70425030
why are you here then if you aren't autistic in some way

>>70424806
you got a small willy or something?

>>70424987
Yeah haha

>that d-day mission

>>70425016
imagine being so much of a runt that you'd think medal of honour is in any way comparable to hearts of iron

>>70424968

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2594640/girl-12-streams-her-own-suicide-on-facebook-live-for-20-minutes-after-being-sexually-abused-by-a-relative-and-cops-are-powerless-to-take-it-down/

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Really don't see the interest in watching japanese animations of little school girls

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-38760792

oo ey lads scientists are having a go

haven't wanked in 3 days

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gagging for a pikey gf

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writing a story on scrivener lads

ol' 'cide

>>70425072
Really don't know. Came here from /fit/ when reddit linked a routine from there. Then /brit/ when I was going on holiday to the UK and now randomly post here during work.

Not a consistent enough poster to know all the gimmicks

Went out last night and drank way too much way too quickly so by 11 I was in a taxi going back to the proto-gf's dwelling
Once I was back there, apparently I was talking to her about how 9/11 was orchestrated by Bin Laden, and he got funding from the Jews
Then I said "The taxi driver was a Paki but he didn't convert me to Islam so he's good in my books"

how do I make the ol 'irefox go faster lads, it's literally freezing up my 'puter

>>70424492
Do it
Would be interesting

>>70425159
The most autistic man in the world

writing a semi autobiographical novel

>>70425135
CRASH! mom made pancakes

so that's it?

>>70425075
have more memories of that mission where you've got to run between houses on a farm and clear them out because that's as far as my older brother got and I couldn't make it past

>>70424492
How long have you conducted your study?
Work and uni are back in full swing now so people are going to be concentrating on work and assignments rather than shitposting

>>70425135
Write about how Corbo will implement the British Commonwealth

>>70425185
oof....

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normoloids at work used amazon prime to order rustler burgers and pot noodles

Know a lad with a gambling addiction.

He's got fuck all money even though he works full time. Lives with his mum and dad even though he's nearly 40 and still can't drive.

He even gets up during the night to check his bets.

What a life.

>>70425130
That's how you die mate

gf is a pastry chef

just bought 2kg of sour skittles from amazon

>>70425164
Use 'rome

>>70425235
Ayyy get in there my laaaaad get in thereeeeee

>>70425261
link

>70425159

what a redundant post

business idea: establish a 21st century monastic order in London, where I would recruit and induct young men into the Brotherhood.

We would be a traditionalist and esoteric order of scholars, spiritual priests, and warrior militants.

Our principles would be understanding and mastering our nature of violence and aggression through fighting classes for the purpose of self defence and self determination. We would be anthropocentric in nature, and hunting for our own food as well as growing our own gardens would be encouraged. Rituals involving flame, water, air and earth would be used to heighten our senses and reflexes, and meditation and stimulants would be used to open our eyes to the greater spiritual realm.

Our influences would come from various monastic orders and esoteric groups, from Roman paganism to Sufi Islam and Orthodox Christianity to Pacific Islander faiths.

Our brand of philosophy would recreate what it means to be a Man in the 21st century, and restore masculinity and spirituality to its respected natural form.

really like this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z498JqZD_k

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any lads in who've used bendryl recreationally?

>>70425235
living the dream

>>70425234
That's a bit weird
I'd expect abnormans to do that, not normrods

>>70425203
In the Netherlands? Got stuck there too but I looked up a walk through on gamefaqs

You're supposed to walk behind one of the cottages and through a hedge

I remember the d-day mission because my friend had it on gamecube and it prompted me to get the game

>>70425159
Did something similar except I got a taxi home to mummy and daddys house and started telling them about a secret war between the Nazis and Jews and how they orchestrated the holocaust

>>70425272
www.amazon.co.uk

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decided to start tabulating my homo adventures lads

>>70425272
zelda

Would probably be sectioned if a psychiatrist saw raw CCTV footage of me at home tbqh. At the same time, I'd be very curious to hear their diagnosis.

Know a lad with a sweetie addiction.

He's got fuck all money even though he works full time. Lives with his mum and dad even though he's nearly 40 and still can't drive.

He even gets up during the night to buy skittle on amazon.

What a life.

>>70425283
fuck off degen'

>>70425332
Ayyy get in there my laaaaad get in thereeeeee

>>70425318
Zelda Fitzgerald was the mother of F Scott Fitzgerald, her name was the inspiration for the title of Final Fantasy, a famous game franchise

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to intelligent for smart water

>>70425309
>came very quickly
>pro

dont think you get this malarky

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the waifu

>>70425332
living the dream

it's two and a half minutes to midnight

cute neighbour girl took in a pakage for me today.

might put off killing myself for a few more days

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>>70425235

gambling is almost as addictive as xanax
i gambled every day for about 8 months, i was staking £350 a day by the end, and i would swing from -£1000 to +£1000 rapidly. betting on shite like icelandic womens U19 and fixed turkish friendlies with /bet/

thankfully i managed to quit while £1300 up

LITERALLY just cruising my way through life lads

just CRUISING (for a bruising? nah)

Something's gone horribly wrong at the Starburst factory. Second pack in as many days that's had an orange with the actual orange flavouring missing. Two in fact. Hope this gets sorted soon, since they're the best ones.

>>70425373
disgusting coalburner

Know a lad with an internet addiction.

He's got fuck all money even though he works full time. Lives with his mum and dad even though he's nearly 40 and still can't drive.

He even gets up during the night to check his (You)s.

What a life.

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just done a big smelly president and now my whole room reeks of eggs

yeeeehaaaaawww big daddy trump is gonna kick all the wetbacks out

>>70425407
yep this will be me in a short time I just know it

I only bet small bets like £5 but it all adds up

>>70425373
second for this >>70425415

>>70425283

taken 350mg once and it wasn't very pleasant, just went a bit manic then fell asleep

have a look at these nutters
https://drugs-forum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25440

>>70425434
Bake me a fucking croissant, Pierre.

>>70425409
ahaha he he he! same

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>>70425415
Don't be hateful

>>70425407
>icelandic womens U19
nonce

Off down le pub lads

My local has ~12 kegs and 3 casks on at once, is tippity-top.

>>70425414
Mr. Starburst here - this will all be fixed tomorrow. Thank you for raising this concern.

Regards,
Frank Starburst

>>70425159
ahaha you're such a wacky and outrageous character you are

god i love benzodiazepines

nothing better than taking 20mg valium at work and floating through the day

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>>70425373

we don't deserve this goddess

>>70425235
Betting sucked me in for 3 whole months, I don't know what I was thinking, at least for me I got over it very fast but some lads it fucks them up completely.

>>70425466
This girl is legitimately average looking. Mediocre.

>>70425414
>eating starburst this frequently

diabetis

>>70425330
I wouldn't be surprised if a psychiatrist at least raised concerns about me if they had CCTV footage of me

Would also be interested to hear what they say about me.

>>70425493
Gonna cop some xannies soon

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Any other Blairites here

Struggling to think how I kept up my drink and drugs regimen at uni tbqh
I'm practically a monk in comparison right now

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>>70425472

m8

>>70425373
>>70425466

she has a black person nose

Imagine gambling or buying lottery tickets

Your 3rd eye must be scar tissue at this point

people earning over 50 grand should be made to employ a benes scrounger for a 3rd of their salary as a PA

Poor people are as bad as leafs

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>>70425527
I'm a radical centrist

The second time SWIM tried Diphenhydramine, he did 750 mg. SWIM did not feel the infinite weight he did the first time he tried the drug. But SWIM, after about 1.5 hours, unknowingly entered a rain forest, completely filled with enormous amazon-like spiders, fruit flies, smaller spiders and their webs and strands, moths, and gnats. At one point, SWIM opened the back door to his house, and was stopped because there were 2 or 3 absolutely enormous spiders (Each 18 inches in diameter) blocking the way in a giant web across his doorway. The outdoor side of the door was covered in a massive yet natural-looking calmly pulsing legion of tiny gnats.

How did SWIM react to this situation? He simply closed the door, turned around, and told himself "Man, well I guess I wont go outside yet." He then walked upstairs, went to his bedroom and closed the door so that more bugs wouldnt fly in, and went to sleep. If you had asked SWIM at that point if the drug was distorting his grip on reality, he would've told you "not at all."

>>70425527
Did you enjoy that Alastair Campbell book?

>>70425552
Haha this idea made me laugh

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>>70425566
im also a member of the /radicalmiddle/

>>70425593
Annex Alaska pls.

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wtf

>>70425527

in 2006 blair took a direct flight from brussels to melbourne

Tried a bit of Absinthe last night and it tastes nice as you drink it, but about 5 seconds after you swallow it, it's horrible and made my tongue numb

would still have some though

>i work 30 hours a week
>tee hee hee i only have three dollars in my account!
>(essentially never accumulates money)

Why are women like this? It can't just be the normie ones because a girl I used to know would spend her entire paycheck on Counterstrike items and has the Karambit.

>>70425593
PA would be loosely defined and government would look the other way with regards to the job profile

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things that make you go hmm

>>70425566
thats so fucking disgusting im going to use it to bait people

>>70425615
doubt it

>>70425637
just a bird having a drink.

>>70425618
>drink absinthe
>stop feeling the lower part of my face
ah yes

get a life bin that knife

>>70425601
He's a bit silly, that Osman fella, he doesn't actually understand what Brendon Hope is saying - that the decades of centrism with nothing decisive being achieved has led to the situation we are in today

>>70425466
>>70425373


>yanks

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>arseham

>>70425653
nah its true
longest non stop flight at the time

what flavour are green starburst? lime or apple?

might kill myself if i can't get a permanent job soon

>>70425495
I would marry her in a heartbeat

>>70425709
lipple

lads one of my teeth are wobbly

please fucking kill me right now

poor people are just as bad as yanks and leafs

>>70425309
I seriously want to smash your face in

addicted to porn lads

>>70425633
>tfw you will never cook and clean and be a successful female barristers cock servant
>>70425612
I wish

>>70425753
disgusting

>>70425769
class is generally an indicator of a general genetic vigor

>>70425778
fuck off homophobic rasheed

>>70425753
>are

*is

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>genetic vigor

Been listening to a lot of the Glenn Miller orchestra lately, grandad used to like them before he died and it brings back memories

>>70425794
poor people are inferior

thank god for nepotism. would've never been succesful in this type of environment on my own

glad I'll now be able to do the same for my son, and him for his son.

>>70425652
please do!

poor people just need to try harder

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>Been listening to a lot of the Glenn Miller orchestra lately, grandad used to like them before he died and it brings back memories

>>70425753
Sure you're not just feeling it wobble slightly because you think it is? Had this problem before, was convinced a tooth was a bit loose, had a checkup and it was nothing

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Reminder poor people are genetically inferior

>>70425309
why do you chimp out when people stereotype or denigrate gay people when you very clearly resemble the typical straw man gay

>>70425868
this hatpost was in poor taste.

decided I'm gonna become a model

Dad came from a working class family but had superior genetics that allowed him to get an education and move to the new world

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>school tracking as young as age 11

I'm glad in the US a single test can excuse an entire academic career of doing fuck all. If I lived in England or Germany I would have been tracked into the prole school and prole life.

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>decided im gonna become a model

*whispers softly in your ear, my warm breath tickling your sensitive skin*
trump is not my president

>>70425753
dont worry la you're only 11 it's normal

>>70425969
*BRAAAP*

>Americans and Canadians think they have a class system
Doing a little howl

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just realised i'm a virgin at 23 years of age

>>70425948
School streaming is good though

It's the test that determine whether you get into the superior schools

My high school had a 15% acceptance rate

>>70425948
absolutely agree.

smartest people I know fucked around in middle school and high school (I'm not one of these).

Now they make a shit ton at amazon and different consulting companies

wouldn't it be MAD BANTZ if i took took much coke and had a heart attack

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lads in finland get have a bk and then a sauna

mental

>>70426004
You going to Wizard school?

>>70425948
>>70426007
>>70426017
no idea what any of this means

>>70426022
wonder of a country

>>70425998
My dad is English

And America has a stronger class system than the U.K. it's just race based for the most part

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Why are your first thoughts when you see this image?

>>70426044
niggers should stop being poor then

>>70426022
Never been in a sauna but I don't imagine it's very pleasant

>>70426007
Mines a 7% acceptance rate. Granted, I had to get good grades in high school and get nearly a perfect score on my ACT just to get in.

It also used to have the highest suicide rate of any uni in the country, don't know if it still does.

having diner

>>70426046
COLONISED

>>70426046
Perfection

>>70426062
My high school you nonce

Not uni

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>il britannico

>>70426034
i should get a letter through the door when i turn 29, my real life begins there at 30

>>70426079
My uni is better than your uni is what I'm trying to say.

>>70426007
Of course school tracking works on a crude level but would have fucked me who was a complete recluse and wanted nothing to do with academics at that age.

>>70426017
Same.This might get fedora'd but I decided this opinion when I was in actual hard classes senior year for the first time and seeing that the majority of these tracked smart kids were mostly dumb/average or were in sports and given favorable treatment.

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>America has a stronger class system than the U.K. it's just race based for the most part

>>70426092
Unless it's Ivy League or Stanford,

"No"

My genetics are so superior im not a leaf or yank
nice

>>70426044
Dumb leaf

>>70424446
>tripcode
unfriended

might construct the homemade fleshlight

>>70426046
My fetish is the thought of fucking a black girl and impressing her by satisfying her with my big white dick because they're used to BBC

>>70426046
BLACK GENOCIDE

>>70426112
>>70426105
There's still literal physical segregation between the races in America

I've actually lived in both countries and white britons have more upward mobility than poor blacks and whites in America

The most deprived areas of the U.K. are tame compared to America

the 'rrent maxing out at almost 600kb/s lads
might move to a different area with fibre optic

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Yo fellow vaperz! I am going to London (le gentleman tip my bowler) and am wondering whats the best vapezone in the city? Stay vaped boys! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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accidentally caught my reflection today. my face was a mistake

>>70426163
It's not race based it's only that race is an indicator of culture and genetic vigor so naturally class will stratify along similar lines.

>>70426163
Dumb leaf

>>70426108
University of Chicago is better than any canadian uni. On every list I can find.

So "yes"

>>70426204
Not an argument

watching cigarette reviews lads

Fresh Little T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAQvc__JNWA

>>70426119
i bought one for $20 and I love it.

Use it 2/3 times I wank. Got myself to last longer with real sex from it too desu

>last winter exam tomorrow
>mum messages me
>"hi have you applied for any jobs"
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>70426252
Doesn't even look good enough to nonce desu
do not care

>>70426256
how could you possibly know that

>>70426186
>catching face in fluorescent public mirror

alas

>>70426217
Top tier schools have meme admission to an extent (especially Ivy League). Some guy in my high school who had barely better a GPA than me in the smartfag track and a lower SAT score (it was something in the three part 1700s), and he got tons of letters from the Uni of Chicago and a scholarship offer from them. He told me it was probably because his family is well connected with their alumni. His dad is some NWI steel mill big shot.

>>70426265
Why do you think anyone on here cares?

>>70426217
Forgot about Chicago

But your tuition is 10x mine so I don't care it's marginally better

lads help me out here

went to my dentist about gum disease
he gave me some weird stuff special mouthwash thing. online it says don't rinse for more than 5 seconds, the label says rise for 2-3 minutes. it also says 'rinse the mouth', does it mean teeth too?

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>>70426252

>your mum lives off........ibuprofen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNG_szaXNNU

new mass effect trailer boys

>>70424446
>>70425021
good posts

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Really causes one to ponder

>>70426252
Shall be watching later
Prefer the girls though usually

>>70426365
very surpised by that hawaiian and pacific islander score

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>>70426363

>kidnaps you
>sells you into slavery

How do you like it white man?

>>70426336
very rude

>>70426365
The Indians that move to America are literally billionaires that send their kids to Harvard

>>70426322
have always had trouble cuming after like 4 minutes during sober sex with any girl

stopped talking to the fwb, was insecure and bought the fleshlight.

started fucking the fleshlight without watching porn and using breathing techniques and going fast and slow

Next two girls I had sex with sober I lasted about twice as long.

Sure there are variables, but even if its placebo im happy with the results

>>70426406
come wipe my arse please

>>70426362
More SJW bollocks. Fuck that

Mum just called me a big guy

>tfw your mum lives off ibuprofen

All the Indians at uni are rich and have servants back home

>>70426363
awful post
kys

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>>70426455

>>70426456
spike it with cocaine for bantz

What size flashlight should I get if my cock is 6 inches in diameter

>>70426460
>servants back home
Live-in servants in meme countries could easily be the price of financing a car.

>>70426415
Yeah it's true, I think loads work in silicon value too

>>70426401
Higher or lower than expected lad?

>>70426460
my family had servants in the 'ndia and they weren't particularly well off

>>70426460
hmmmm

>tfw got bummed in a field

>>70426324
I'm not really one for giving personal anecdotes much weight, but either way, admission rate is just one of many factors that make U Chicago one of the top universities in the world.

So your anecdote doesn't really change that.

>>70426347
I was lying anyway I got rejected by U Chicago and Northwestern and went to Michigan instead

>>70426444
unfriended

>>70424532
Is the midget next to her her dad, her pimp or the king-in-exile of Durin's folk?

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The gf

>>70426454
>a girl has short hair so must be sjw
>a man is black so must be sjw

this shit is honestly worse than if the game was actually sjw

>>70426497
Much higher they are generally worse off than even Latinos

Aussies and Kiwis ought to know how Polynesians act.

>>70426460
>Tfw you will never live in early 20th century Britain and have the opportunity to join the Indian imperial police and have power over literally thousands of people at the age of 18

The world wars and decolonisation were a mistake

>>70426483
Good meme

'ime 'or ' 'ew 'hread

>>70426460
I have a "servant" at my home. She lives in our guest house and is our chef and housekeeper

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gibi

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>>70426537
>skelingtor

WOW I'm gonna have to catch the next lift

>lift congestion

Fucking engineers

>>70426531
added

gf won't respond because she doesn't exist

>>70426547
>>70426401
Could be because loads of them live in Alaska which has really high wages/GDP per capita but also very high living costs

>>70426577
best asmrgirl tbqh

>>70426566
richfags need to leave

lyrica
codeine
ephedra
xanax
clonazepam

What a fucking combo

>>70426614
>>70426614

>>70426580
emperor's new clothes type girl

the internet gf just called me a virgin lads

time to end it all

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£3,700 was just deposited into my current account. plan of action for tonight: purchase half an ounce of weed, 3 grams of cocaine, 200 cigarettes, 64 ans of polish lager and a full tank of diesel so as soon as i get off work tomorrow i can go fully insane with ZERO DELAY

>>70426635

i'd shag her

>>70426605
Wages are v high in Hawaii too