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Globalists are Jonesing for a beatdown edition
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Kādēļ mēs šeit vēl esam? Tikai lai ciestu?? Katru nakti, es dzirdu Čaksti... un Ulmani... pat Meirovicu. Valsts kuru zaudēju... tautu kuru zaudēju... nepārstāj sāpēt... It kā viņi šeit vēl būtu. Tu taču arī to jūti, vai ne? Es viņiem piespiedīšu atgriezt mūsu nākotni.
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>>70415676
https://youtu.be/Xc0EzLc7NZg
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7:30 is real /cum/ hours
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*peer pressures you into smoking cigarettes*
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>>70415979
How could you, Denmark?
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LIVE
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>>70417372
>>70417495
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>/cum/
>dead

i will not let this happen
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>>70416871
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>>70418095
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deader than granny's pussy
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>>70418521
You'd be the one to know LOL
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i think my internet friend killed himself

he told me he wanted to die and a couple days later activity on all of his accounts ceased and its been a while now
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>>70419257
>having friends
kys normie
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I have a nut stuck in my throat
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>>70419571
IT'S
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>>70419257
If thats what he wanted then good for him.
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by gum it was a grand job on a frosty mornin to addle some brass
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One day I'm going to marry a girl like BajaChan
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Remember, the best allies, other than Mexico and Canuckistan are:
>France
>Chile
>Danmark
>Norway
>Latvia
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One day I'm going to restore the glory of Latvia.
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>>70420215
>tfw no stronk Marshall Plan Latvia
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>>70420211
mecico isn't a strong ally of the USA
they would sell us out in a heartbeat if they could
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>>70420270
shouldn't you be looking at feet?
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Neighbors just called the cops on me cause I feed their pets. It's a Mexican woman living with her parents. The husband left with their kids and so now she doesn't give a fuck about their animals. They're always so attention starved and she purposely doesn't feed the cats cause she wants them to feed off mice. Cops told me I was breaking no law feeding their animals with my own food. The fuck is wrong with that?
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>>70420364
taiwanon is not footkraut
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>>70420266
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>>70420364
I am thinking about toes rn but I am a refined iindividual so I can have nuanced dialectics simultanuiusly.
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>>70420387
Nice blog
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>>70420446
Your spelling is hot garbage
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At what point are you legally allowed to beat somebody up in self defense?
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>>70420451
Thanks. Don't forget to upboat and subscribe! :^)
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>>70420485
>Cali
Probably not until the threaten your life
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>>70420485
Uhmmm. After a certain point it would be murder or manslaughter
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>>70420485
When you notice his slavic facial features.
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>>70420387
My neighbors always yell at their kids to shut the fuck up, and they live way down the street.
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>>70420485
If they're a member of a terrorist organziation such as antifa or the democratic party
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>>70420485
goad them into hitting you first
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>>70420477
kind of tired don't care.
>>70420405
i'm not him but we are a bit similar
>>70420387
call the animal cops if you think they are being abused. i'd just keep feeding them. no one can do anything about it.
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>>70420576
What about the Greens, Jill is a nutter
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>>70420565
I miss the rural life
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>>70420591
I would but living in a majority mexican city, they put the animals down after a week. Besides, the husband said to keep feeding them since she's just doing it to spite him.
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>>70420591
>i'm not him but we are a bit similar

yeah nah fuck off you degenerate feet lover
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>>70420653
there have been feet friends on cum since before you ever posted here

go pound sand
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for once i agree with you latvia
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>feetfriends

People like you NEED to be shot
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>>70420653
>>70420706
>>70420706
you bish niggas nedda chill and be frendas ya know wadi mean. bitch niggas always tyryn to be fronten and shit like its is just a computer nigga walk away if ya scard of bulling.
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>>70420706
Fuck off you degenerate shitter
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>>70415623
Alexander could probably do relatively well as a pro wrestler, he's got the body of a beautiful silverback gorilla.
I shudder to think what that man could do if pushed far enough.
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i like you guys no matter what our differences might be
just enjoy your lives foot lover or not
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OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS SO SEXY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME WHILE I CONSTANTLY POST CHINK FEET

OH YESSSSSS IF YOU DONT FIND FEET ATTRACTIVE YOURE BASICALLY GAY

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG JUST THINKING ABOUT MY TAIWANESE FUTURE WIFE AND HER FEET


literally fuck off footkraut and co
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lets build bridges not walls
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who /good lad/ here?
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norway is good friend of mine
do u like norway
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>/cum/ is awake
>suddenly it's terrible
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>>70420891
>suddenly
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>>70420880
norway is pretty cool, yeah
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>Im a British Canadian
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>>70419851
A DEAD MEME
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average american school
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>>70420958
Me in the black jacket
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>>70420958
All whites are potential racists they got what they deserved
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>>70420958
the weak deserve to die off
just simple case of natural selection
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>>70420958
Story?
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>>70421136
black.

lives.

matter.
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I unironically do the OK sign all the time
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um what kind of jelly do you guys usually put on your PB&Js?
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>>70420603
It isn't rural it's florida, don't let brodudes in their trucks fool you
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>>70421305
Strawberry preserves, obviously
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HEEEEEEEEEE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
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>>70421305
Strawberry
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>>70421305
Strawberry
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>>70421305
strawberry blueberry or apple
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http://edition.cnn.com/interactive/2017/politics/tracking-trumps-promises/

I don't see how this even counts as a campaign promise, but then again

>implying the government doesn't have an internet archive on everyone that has information from your religion all the way to what porn you jack off to
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I have been watching a French girl stream Resident Evil 7 for the past 2 hours

This is a new low. I need to go outside.
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>>70421454
freunsh'd
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7Onhm3tto
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>>70421305
strawberry like anyone with an ounce of taste
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>>70421622
ok so i will go and buy strawberry jellay later
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>>70421644
good man
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Let's be clear. The U.S. is the only major country on earth that doesn't guarantee health care for all as a right. Yet, we also spend far more per capita on health care and we pay, by far, the highest prices in the world for prescription drugs. Meanwhile, in the midst of this disaster, Trump and his Republican friends want to make a bad situation worse by ending the ACA and throwing 20 million people off of their insurance. This could result in up to 43,000 people dying each year. We will not allow thousands to die, while billionaires get huge tax breaks. Our goal: A Medicare-for-all single payer system.
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>>70421681
>single payer system
go fuck yourself bernie, this this system is awful
t. canadian
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>>70421681
>the highest prices in the world for prescription drugs.
Maybe because the drug companies Jew us for research funding
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>>70421762
Clearly the answer is to put more restrictions on the corporations. Your are a genius
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>>70421136
Just black people acting like black people again.
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>>70421681
http://reason.com/blog/2017/01/25/sen-rand-paul-introduces-replacement-for

reminder that Based Rand Paul has saved us all
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>>70421786
I never said that kiddo
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My father came from Poland. Unless you are a Native American, your family also came from some other part of the world over the last 400 years. Yes. We are a nation of immigrants, and we should be proud of that. Our diversity is one of our greatest strengths. President Trump repeatedly has used divisive, bigoted and xenophobic language to talk about Latinos and other immigrant groups. We don’t need a wall and we don't need barbed wire. What we need is immigration reform that takes 11 million undocumented people living in the United States out of the shadows and puts them on a path toward citizenship. We need an immigration policy designed to unite families rather than divide them.
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This qt French girl is going out with some ugly dude

There's hope
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>>70421871
i can hear his voice now
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I need a foolproof way to murder my roommates without getting caught

ideas please
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>>70421871
>What we need is immigration reform that takes 11 million undocumented people living in the United States out of the shadows and puts them on a path toward citizenship.

only 'cuz they vote democratic amirite

I mean we see how Obama hates the Cuban-Americans for voting Republican
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>>70422000
suck them off until they die
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>>70422000
carbon monoxide
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>>70422009
He hates the Poles too even though they're swing voters
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>>70422039

thats your solution to everything
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>>70421871
Nah. They can and will go back. Do it legally next time you fucking leeches
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>>70422064
And I'm still here to post as I've never gotten caught
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>>70422093

caught murdering someone or caught sucking someone's dick
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>>70422093
Reported to the FBI

You're going to fuckin jail
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considering buying an herb grinder lads

what grinders do you recommend for your herbs
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>>70422121
murdering someone by sucking out their essence
>>70422124
lmao can't prove anything
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>>70421681
>taking your money and making doctors perform a service is a right

I'm not intending to school for dumbfucks like you. Doctors that don't hate commies are psychiatrist tier
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what a clusterfuck, they should look into states rights
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>>70422160

I bet you're a real pro at it too
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>>70422191
They should look into your mom
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>>70422191
I'm pretty sure oblasts work a bit differently than states
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>>70422194
I can suck a camel through the eye of a needle
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Post morning music buds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGB8meDWQeQ
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>>70422345
dont tell me what to do
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>>70422345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUu1-OkeYt0
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>>70422345

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qK82JvRY5s

>>70422280

bit gay, desu
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>>70422345
https://youtu.be/glK1LojN6yg
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>>70422432
nothing gay about my skillz
I could save your life if you get bit by a snake or something
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>>70422345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkelHMR1DmU
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>nothing gay about sucking dicks
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>>70422581
who are you quoting
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>>70422617

you
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lmao
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>>70422646
Oh okay, I thought you were in denial or something

Have you told your parents yet?
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>>70422676

stop posting this half-picture
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Honestly thinking about killing myself
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>>70422702
No.
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>>70422722
no you are not. If you wanted to. you would have already committed to doing it
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rawr xD
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>>70422755
I don't know if I want too, but definitely thinking about it.
Really couldn't do that to my mom.
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>>70422827
No balls, you won't do it
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>>70422146
Get a mortar and pestle. That's all you really need.
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>>70422124
grand theft auto-fellatio?
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i want a friend close enough to go to ihop with but not close enough that he'll text me stupid shit
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>>70423100
Where do you live?
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>>70423100
Do you want stupid shit
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Post your shitposting station /cum/
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>>70422853
I won't
I'll stew on it for a couple of hours, cry, then forget about it.
This ain't my first rodeo
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A breadboard from Radioshack is $20. A piece of injection-molded plastic with some wirey bits is twenty smackaroonies US.

>>70423219
>lack tables
>no lack racks
disgusting normos
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canada = usa = mexico
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>>70423219

that top pic on the left looks comfy as fuck
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>>70423672
usa>mexico=canada
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>>70422669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vubtGImJXqk
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>>70423374
Do you not have legs?
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>>70423764
Mine's about twice as large and holds 2x 6Us + 2x 1Us and a UPS.
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>>70423219
no fbi
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>>70423849
Shut up.
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Are you actually supposed to flip your mattress
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>>70423885
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>have to wake up at 430 am for work tomorrow
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What is the greatest country in human history and why is it the USA
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was the dolan turmp abc interview any good last night? forgot to watch it ._.
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How you guys are doing?
does /cum/ have some sort of hostiliy against mexicans?
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>>70424071
Just Germans and Swedes desu
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>>70424071

No

they are going to be the vanguard for our upcoming war with China
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>>70424108

and brits
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>>70424122
and japs
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>>70424144

with all the weebs here, japs are praised as gods
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>>70424071
No seeing as though I am a mexiboo
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>>70424179
"No"
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>>70423986
brain-drain
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>>70424278
Makes sense
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>>70424179
Japs get a lot of unwarranted shit. They can't speak English but most of them are polite.
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>>70424278
kek, the article I pulled this picture from

> Who is that “arrogant false leader” for that “false science group”.

>If you are looking someone against humanity in our life like worse than Hitler, yes you are not aware of him but there is one. Compare to Hitler, this time he is very successful on his mission. He is dead but in his grave he is continuing to kill ideas with his “proud name”, of course it is a fake or generated proud. The same thing is being done not by weapons as Hitler but this time arrogance is working like weapons.

>In the eye of these confused comments here, there is one mentor for that stupidity, that "Modern Hitler" against humanity is ‘Richard Feynman’. Maybe he is not the inventor of arrogance but so far I’ve met always with his single “heroic name”.

>Every intelligent human’s duty is to spit on his grave. Would you do it for Hitler, it is the same thing… He insulted intelligence and the main human specialty in QM filed is now became barrier for human future. Is QM a barrier or a obstacle? He turned QM obstacle into a barrier with his arrogance…!

>His burial location is here, [link]
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>>70424144
>>70424179
The ""Japs"" here are just weebs speaking in broken English

The few real Japs here aren't that bad
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>>70421348
Shi'ite LaDandruff got arrested lol
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>>70424524
Why?
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>>70424615
Assaulting some kid that said "Hitler did nothing wrong"

Arrest w/ creepy cult like audience: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O6-wswO5Pqk

Assault earlier that week or day: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PWwlzeb6E_M
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hello /cum/!
how is your day going?!
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>>70424807

bad
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>>70424807
I'm on the third stratum of depression and I hate eating
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>>70424807
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>>70424807
It's OK.
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>>70424807
Bretty gud so far

How are you today Quebec
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>>70424820
>>70424831
hopefully the rest of the day is better!

>>70424858
good for you mr fish!
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>you clogged the toilet AGAIN
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>>70424916
*glub glub*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMUoxRM_Jsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMUoxRM_Jsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMUoxRM_Jsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMUoxRM_Jsk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMUoxRM_Jsk
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>>70424902
>>70424807
Oh fuck, you aren't Quebec
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSHUIEDBbl4
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>>70424998
props to neil he's the real deal his friends like to call him mr popeil
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>>70424961
>WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS
Yes or no Jean Paul
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBmoQSHfO2U
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>>70424975
you're damn right
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>>70424930
Just keep on flushing bruh
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>>70425046
Oh well. You're still qt

How are you today
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How would you do a gritty Clifford the big red dog Movie
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>>70425127
He's a fighting dog for the triads
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>>70425127

like army dog, but with a bulldog
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>>70425086
good im watching trump!
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that feel when you do not masturbate and thus you can see how subhuman and disgusting 3d women are
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>>70425156
That's not so much gritty as it is just straight up gore

>>70425157
That's good. What's he saying?
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I once knew a kid who fucked his teacher in 6th grade

they had 2 kids
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what if instead of washing our hands we blasted our hands with fire for a split second to disinfect them
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>>70425127
Everything is normal except Big Resistance so big and red because every full moon he must sneak out and kill dogs to stay alive and provide for his owners. He has immense guilt so he targets stray dogs. The story arc would involve the girl finding out and ultimately big red can't take it any longer and stops killing which in turn himself. He's red because he has to bath in blood to keep his fur from falling off.
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>>70425198
just reiterating a lot of what's already known, nothing big news, just america will not stand for bullshit any more
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Am I the only one who thinks girls get to wear cooler clothes?
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>>70415623
Can you eliminate the "m" forever? You can start naming this /cus/ or something.
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>>70425334
No. You're stuck with us
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>>70425334
I prefer /cuq/

t. Quebec
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>>70425242
>a kid who fucked his teacher in 6th grade

No, his teacher fucked him.

They didn't have two kids. She had two kids. From a rape.

Switch the genders, hombre. See how terrible that sounds? It's because it is.
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>>70425319
They have a lot more variety in designs and get female versions of male designs, so yea. Women are garbage
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>>70425410
same difference lad
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>>70425319
no

women are objects so they dress up to look nice

men do not because were people who have to do things
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I really really like women
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>>70425442
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>>70425439
6th graders can't consent

How the FUCK did she's get pregnant twice? She should have been in jail
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>>70425442
they don't like you lmao
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>>70425442
me too in the same way that i like jurassic world
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I heard this fucker on the radio today. He's on 1590 AM in the Boston area btw
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i despise women
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>>70425410
>>70425465
t. sheltered
everyone in 6th grade was talking about porn and sex
>they never had a sexy spanish teacher
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>>70425319
I'd wear girl clothes desu
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>>70425505

REALLY makes me think
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if you watched porn before 8th grade you are irredeemable
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mfw its eggplant parmasean for diner
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Decipher this shit
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>>70425522
Yes their tiny little cocks can produce tiny amounts of semen but adult women having sex with them is abuse
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>>70425576
>>70425591
equally shameful posts
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>>70425576
Does IGN's Babeology count?
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>>70425591

what the FUCK
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>>70425650
>tiny little cocks
We aren't all Canadian lad
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>>70425650
uh huh
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>>70425686
>had a big dick as a 12 year old

Hello black man
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>>70425638
>he fell for the stem meme
>>70425522
Fucking hell
My freshman spanish teacher was literally twenty fucking two and always wore revealing dresses and had a body to die for
That shit should be illegal. I think I only beat off to her for that entire year
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>>70425665
Or their "Stars" section?
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>>70425725
>Not having a big cock that summons the power of your Viking ancestors
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>>70425725
>12 year olds in 6th grade
Everyone in my class was 21
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>be american
>go to vigil for shooting victim
>get shot
can't make this up
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>>70425829
>Chicago
Can we just put them under a dome and froget they exist?
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>>70425829
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Are young public school teachers aware that all their students furiously beat off over them?

I think I fapped to and creeped on every teacher I had who was under 50 and under 300lbs
One time I got real ballsy and touched my dick to my 7th grade teacher's butt. She was showing me something on the board and I leaned over her to point to something she wrote and I poked her cute butt
At the time I thought I was being sneaky but she must have noticed desu
>>
shut up canada
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>>70425829

sounds like a typical day in chicago
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>>70425891
ISLAND. NOW.

FILTHY PIRATE SCUMBAG KILL YOU'RESELVE
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As much as I hate Bell, I actually like CraveTV.
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>>70425891
>danmark is being yandere for (you)s
:3
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>>70425829
ding dong time for feds
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>>70425829
B-but martial law is bad. The feds will hurt everyone. The problem is only affecting gangs. Muh poverty divide.
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>>70425987
>>
>>>/lit/9024368

shitpost in my thread
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>>70426101
You forgot Bill Ayers and Saul Alinsky
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>>70426101
:^)
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PWdq0istHE
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remember when humble bundle used to be good
>>
>>70426285
no
>>
Remember when California used to be a nice place to live?
>>
>>70426314

yesterday?
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>>70426332
idk, it was before the recession
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>>70426078
Innocents are dying including children
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7QPBzAJ_io
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>>70426353

its pretty great, so long as you dont live down south or in Central Cali

its just really expensive
>>
>>70426278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12F6HmCvVcW
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some school age children wanted some "weed" and i gave them oregano

the madman hahaha
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>>70426819
ummm

rude?
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>>70426819

shouldve given them a bible and told them to find the word of the lord
>>
>>70426858
school age children are stupid and deserve to be ripped off for wanting to do that shit
>>
go fuck yourselves, scumbags
>>
>>70426917
>>70426918

>saying bad words

absolutely rude
>>
>>70426918
you are fucked anyway
>>
>>70426918
I'd rather fuck you
>>
>>70425638
What's there to decipher?
>>
Why do offsprings of migrants do not like migrants?
>>
>>70427310
they have absorbed the culture of their new home and saw their parents,and later in life other as backwards or lame. Reminders of what they could have been
>>
>>70427310
Because some of these new migrants are doing harm to the country
>>
>>70427310
My parents are immigrants but they came from the west and we're university educated

When I see Arab and Haitian fucks robbing and harrassing people in the street it makes me want to commence the day of the rope
>>
>>70427310
Am offspring of migrants. I'm OK with migrants if they are providing value to society and not just low-medium skilled people shiped in to take jobs at very low wages for 3 year cycles before taking all that money back to their home county.
>>
>>70427310

they wanna fit in.
>>
>>70427310

so imagine you're a good clean bright eyed little pollack in grade school in america. Now, the american kids their with families settled since the revolutionary war notice you, and how your mannerisms are slightly...different than theirs. Your parents too. So they mock you and pick on you, calling you names and making fun of your accent or something

and this continues day in and day out, while all these 5th gen americans get along with each other just fine. So you get angry. You hate being called different, you hate the abuse. But its not your fault, you were just born polish. So who do you pass the blame to? Your parents, as well as other polish for being different and making your life like this
>>
>tfw have to wait another 3 whole years to kick out Cuckdeau

plz wait for us America. We are coming
>>
>>70427310
individualism is the most american thing one can do
>>
>>70427555
Cringe

Harper ruined this country
>>
i truly smell awful
>>
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>>70427555
>implying it'll take 3 years
WRONG
>>
>>70427602
Can't they both be shitty?
>>
>>70427555
LOL he's going to be PM for forever dude get used to it, the lefties worship him.
>>
>>70427644

wtf? I LOVE the donald now!
>>
>>70426918
i bet you remember the Alamo now you filthy beaner
>>
>>70427602
>Harper ruined this country

If you honestly think Trudeau is better you should just kys

Harper wasn't fantastic but saying he "ruined this country" is moronic. He did nothing of the sort
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Beat it weebs
>>
>>70426918
I love you Mexico
>>
>>70427719

wtf? I HATE the donald now!
>>
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damn...
>>
>>70427701
The elder Trudeau surly started Canada on the path of ruin.
>>
>>70427663
lmao he basically already lost the next election. People are already getting sick of him and he's only a year in.

Remember that only 32% of Canada voted for him and he only won because people were sick of Harper.
>>
>kys

literally 14 year old tier insult
we are nnot in /b/ anymore
>>
>>70427806
kys fucking nigger faggot
>>
>>70427719
im confident that the signature is fake by the pixels, dont know why he is holding that document though
>>
>>70427701
Look at the Canadian GDP standings from 2008-2016

Look at the value of our currency

Look at our immigration policy that accepts almost no Europeans

The Tories were the worst of both worlds

Harper sucked off alberta for 10 years at the expense of the rest of Canada
>>
alright so I bought some strawberry jellay and made myself some PB&Js
haven't yet taken a bite because I want it to get a bit soggy.
used way too much jelly though because it all came oozing out the sides ones I cut into it.

also bought my first ever can of DR. PEPPER
i always thought it's just a type of cola
but apparently it isn't?
i will soon find out
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>>70427825

>cola
>>
>Be Danish
>live in the scientifically proven best country in the world
>sit inside all night and shitpost

Kys
>>
>>70427663
His approval ratings are nearly as bad as Trump's.
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>>70427818
>>
>>70427825
>because I want it to get a bit soggy.
Literally why

>bought my first ever can of DR. PEPPER
You probably won't like it at first desu
>>
>>70427883
LOL

>all these newfags are just danish homosexuals
>>
Jesus was a black man
>>
>>70427825

dr pepper is just a type of cola.
>>
>>70427910
He was actually an arab
>>
Moses was Chinese
>>
>>70427910
Too true, bud. We were kings.
>>
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We're talking about interracial pornography in my class and stereotypes about black genitals
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>>70427823
>Look at the Canadian GDP standings from 2008-2016
>Look at the value of our currency

Literally would have been even worse if fucktarded Liberals were in charge. Other shit doesn't matter. Trudeau sucks off the East instead of the west. Same shit.

Harper was kind of a cuck but he's gone now and Bernier will become Tory leader and they will win in 2019 and all will be good.
>>
>>70427778
this is unironically true though
>>
>americans talking about interracial porn in a fucking class

This can't be real
>>
>>70427955
Like black girls having horsepussies?
>>
>>70427987
Get the fuck out if you don't like it you prude little eurocuck
>>
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I _REALLY_ want to lick her asshole when she's really sweaty after a long workout.
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>>70427957
Liberals are shit yeah never said otherwise

But Trudeau does not suck off the east at all lmao. He literally signed that pipeline deal for Alberta despite NO ONE voting for him there

Also bernier is a degenerate faggot. Such a joke he's leader of the conservatives and unironically sniffs coke off hookers tits with taxpayer dollars
>>
>>70427987
You thought I was joking when I said the universities are controlled by Marxist cucks?
>>
>>70428036
Whe I was in middle school there was a romuor going around that asian vagina was actually sideways
>>
considering buying a blacklight

what do /cum/
>>
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I mean, be always suspicious, be doubtful at any time whenever you see it. I sincerely recommend.
>>
>>70428095
spend money on something useful, like a high powered laser
>>
Who the fuck left the door open? There's japs and Danes everywhere.
>>
>>70428045
>Also bernier is a degenerate faggot

kek why. His policies are mighty fine and will appeal to Canadians far more than Trudeau's cuck shit. He's an economic libertarian which is something we need here amid such big government faggotry
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>Average age of losing virginity in Estonia is 14
>There are 12yo kids having sex

wew lad
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>>70428001
I have a tuition waiver for 4 years and I'm set to graduate a semester early already so I'm just taking meme classes here as a backstory to all this
Taking a an African American studies class along with a sociology classes and a class on human sexuality

We were talking about how white americans fetishize black men and women. The teacher used the bbc as an example saying there was no evidence for it and this white girl started aeguing it was 100% true in her experiences
>>
Is Bernie Sanders white?
>>
>>70428203
Feels bad man

Why are the girls so slutty there? Would you marry a girl that lost her virginity at 14? I wouldn't
>>
>>70428289
>>70428289
>>70428289
>>
>>70428204
>tfw had to take an African American studies for a humanities credit
I'm sorry for your loss

>>70428267
>Poles
>white
>>
>>70428203
just a few years ago kids got married at 15 and had their second grandchild by the time they turned 40
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