/brit/

there is literally nothing wrong with anime

great edition, matches my willy

gas
the
pakis

>>70415055
So If I'm 40 and I date another 40 year old, that makes me a nonce

Your forumla is fucked mate

What are you lads doing to celebrate our 68th republic day

>>70415133
Gassing taigs

>>70415133
wank maybe

Who wants a game?

https://lichess.org/NMzV4sW6

You in a game already or do I have to register to the site?

>>70415151
i don't i have regular showers

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It's a dim slag who gets her tits out for a living tries to be inspirational and profound episode

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So when will Europeans have their land back?

>>70415192
We know.

>>70415192
bullshit
why don't you wash your bellend then

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ahh yes

>>70415211
This shit triggers me so hard

>X minority should have their land back
>whites having their own land is racist Europe has always been multicultural

So what, whites just appeared out of nowhere from the sky? Fucking reeee

>>70415211
l'mao

I always forget that aussies are the biggest cucks

>>70415219
i am physically INcapable

>>70415238
what reddit client is that

>>70415211
Aboriginal architecture looks nice.

>>70415211
Feel sorry for abos sometimes

Aussies literally didn't classify them as humans until 1967

Is there anything more retarded than ausland's abos

>>70415241
But Europe invited them :)

oi mate its toime to smoke a bloody pipe

What book do I buy tomorrow? If I fail to come up with anything it's either something by Deluez or Pynchon

>>70415286
I don't know, I got it from >>>/v/365373064

I'm of Pakistani heritage. Ask me anything.

>>70415311
Leviathan wakes. Its a 6 book series but its really good.

>>70415071
My 17kbps Internet connection is designed for these kind of file sizes...

>>70415211
Cannot see a single Abo in that image.

>>70415298
Native Englanders

>>70415335
uh they're all 1/64th sir and don't you oppress them for their PROUD native blood

>>70415286
Fuck off back there you aussie twat.

>>70415298
irish travellers, they're the absolute scum of the earth

Woman at work telling me that her daughter is spending £700 on a personal trainer for 3 months so she get into holiday shape

Women are so pathetic lol

>>70415321
who let the dogs out

Feel sorry for Aussies

Europeans still don't classify them as humans

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>>70415313
thanks for leading me to this

>>70415311

The God delusion

got a rubber ring of fat around the gut

so this....is the power...of skinnyfat...

>>70415376
Got bad news for you then, ya mum's officially guilty of bestiality haha (on account of her wrapping herself around my penis last night)

might do a

>>70415311
tolstoy and dostoevsky are unironically good reads 2bh

just bought a PS4 lads

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Fucking hell some people are such cucks.

>Lad joins my workplace with his gf
>Another guy comes into the picture, gets really friendly with his gf
>Guys gf ends up going travellimg with the guy
>The lad and his gf end up breaking up (shocker)
>Still follows his old gf and her new bf around when they're on breaks

What a moist kid.

>>70415420
get gravity rush 2 for it laddie

VSD
VERY small dick

>>70415349
i've been a 4channer longer than a redditor

>>70415417
ye tolstoi's pretty great if you got 2 years of reading ahead of you

>>70415425
oh my what a sad case

>>70415420
What games have you got for it? getting any that are coming out?

>>70415425
No hard feelings

Any Welsh here? I'm going to kick your fucking ass

Cardiff is full of whores

>>70415437
I don't get how anyone can even use that site, the layout is terrible.

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Ah yes well played lad well played

For it is I, chesslad, who made the sloppy moves

>>70415441
what does this sentence even mean

>>70415467
>ass
FOY
O
Y

>>70415425
Beware of him going ER

just pre-ordered Nioh at Argos lads

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>>70415460

English women are the SKANKIEST on earth

>>70415472
its not that hard to understand

>>70415501
Didn't say it was, the layout is still terrible though.

>>70415417

I own nearly everything written by them though.

lets play chess

https://en.lichess.org/TPAd5ATd

>>70415455
>>70415461
I trained the lad when he first joined.

I asked him if he is actually cool with seiing his gf every day.

He seemed alright with it and was a nice enough person. I figured they'd be pretty tight.

Then a taller more handsome lad came into the picture and started making moves on his gf.

His ex gf and the guy deny that they're together but they hang out all the time and do loads of things out of work.

I've never posted on reddit

>>70415425

How did the guy's gf end up traveling with the workmate?

>>70415516
terrible for what

>>70415437
I've never been on reddit, is it as intriguing and euphoric as I've heard

>>70415477

Eat my asshole out you inbred brit

>>70415537
Whoop de fucking doo. Do you want a medal or something, cunt?

Canada was a mistake

>>70415425
>>70415533
what a cunt of a woman

>>70415474

Oh shit, it wasn't you I just played? Whoever I played, it was a fun match. Thought it would have ended sooner, but I was able to drag it out a bit more.

Currently spectating the runts playing chess

>>70415533
Fascinating.

Robb from Robb's Celebs is ded :'(

>>70415537

Reddit is my SHIT

>>70415555
i don't know

>>70415555
Some subreddits can be alright because they'll talk about stuff that isn't talked about here like obscure games
The main subreddits are cancer though

>>70415578
It was probably that brit lad

Frostie's kid is dead lads

>>70415555
it's pretty shit

>>70415644
Hanged himself?

Wish I had a real man that could make my bp squirt. Tired of a these boys in england...

are the tweets not embedding for anyone else?
https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/the-100-funniest-british-tweets-of-all-time

>>70415583
>>70415644
Why do these sort of posts happen?

>>70415659
>Tired of a these boys in england...
go back to Italy then

>>70415667
would puke on her if she tried to talk to me

>>70415662
sort it mate

milky bar kid is definitely dead

>>70415687
With your iron stomach? I've never seen you even come close to chunder city.

>>70415662
did you just link to buzzfeed

>>70415667
asian birds have nice tits when they aren't tiny

If countries were websites canada would be reddit hands down.

Australia would be 4chan
The US would be facebook
UK would be twitter

>>70415718
i have perfect control

>>70415675
Lack of imagination. /brit/ is just a shitposting general full of bored losers with fuck all to do and lack the creativity to post anything interesting or original.

Watch my point be proven...

Dream on. It'll never happen.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27056004

I estiamte 60% of le Chonners use reddit frequently, say once or twice a day.

I hope you guys all had a great Australia day! If you didn't, I am very sorry, but next year will definitely be better.

>>70415797
INVASION DAY you fucking white dog

>>70415797
or INVASION day as I like to call it

>>70415797
>>70415809
>>70415812
cucks

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>>70415809
>>70415812

>>70415545
Well the guy she went travelling with was also doing training at the time. He obviously got friendly enough with her to do so.

>ywn be so good looking you can date girls that already have a boyfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGLOE9LVNmc

imagine beating a woman within inches of her life and still being this loved by women
literally the ultimate alpha

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You DO post on /brit/ from public places, right?

perambulating

>>70415874

>That feel when girls who have boyfriends have come onto me before
>Turned them down because I don't want to come between two people like that

>>70415901
women are mentally ill

>>70415904
don't be silly, I'm a reclusive hermit

invasion, or as Ive begun calling it "total improvement by force"

>>70415904
Posting from a public loo right now>>70415921

>>70415904
i don't leave the house so no

Why is there an Aussie infestation? Why don't they fuck off and male their own general? Utter fucking scum.

>>70415921
thats the kinda shit that would give me nightmares if i ever did get a qt gf

>>70415904
no i dont have a smartphone

In a rut lads

>>70415984
Rorkesheed

>>70415999
sort yourself out

Paying to use my internet connection in a video game? Shan't be doing that.

>>70416010
China Minor

fucking hate australians

>>70416010
Fuck off Bruce, you skin cancer cunt

>>70416031

I don't hate you!

Lads, update on my situation. Still sneezing and kind of want to throw up.

>>70416057
shall be wanking to this later

>>70416057
Utterly foul.

>>70416058

I hope you get better, Anon. Stay hydrated!

>>70416057
>horse girls

nah I'm good

Normoloid women at work raving about la la land

>>70416092

Women like musicals about Hollywood with handsome men in them.

>>70416057
you just KNOW

>>70416116
chuckled

Lads what's the point of life
It's just the same thing everyday
Sometimes there's a slight variation
But essentially it's the same thing everyday

>>70415321
do you think free will exists?

>>70416115
Mentally ill.

>>70416092
Tell them about Drive, thell them about Goosekino.

im not into beastiality but seeing girls get fucked by anything is hot

Is the new Resident Evil game any good?

normally i wouldn't but today i might

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>>70416138
To enjoy the wonders of the internet with all your friends on /int/, of course.

>>70416138
relationships are the only point - family, friends, love

>>70416163
cuckold

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>ywn be so good looking that you can beat a woman within inches of her life and still be a sex symbol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9iWYOckzys

need a bird with a nice arse

>>70416186
>Ohmigosh

You dodged a bullet. Still, good job asking a girl out, Anon! I'm proud of you.

>>70416186
>we should go get

Fucking nigger speak.

>>70416186
the state

you can't just ask a rando out over text mate, it's not tinder.

cocks are better looking than vaginas

FACT

need a bird with a long beak

>>70416246
not nigger speak it's just yank speak
it reminds me more of a middle class white american stereotypical "soccer mom" than a thug desu

>>70416199
how they're not my fannies?

@70416217
It's clearly not his grab you fucking thick nigger

>>70416279
Proud of you!

>>70416279
bender

>>70416202
rihanna is coloured though so no one cares

>>70416299

Well, even if it's not, I hope that Anon is having a good day anyway.

>>70416324
she's also hideous

I KEEP HEARING ABOUT HOW BREXIT IS GONNA BE KILLED BY LAW MAKERS OF UK OR SOMETHING

YES/NO?????

Any of you lads ever shit yourself in public?

>>70415293
Because they're not human

yawning my head off but can't stop shaking my leg
dunno which end of my body to believe

>>70416357
I DONT FUCKING KNOW

>>70416336
all coloured girls are

>>70416186
>Verizon

hmmm

>>70416357
It isn't, some brexit supporters think the government should be able to enact article 50 without consulting parliament, supreme court told them they have to consult parliament.

Some think this means parliament will now vote against triggering article 50 but that will guaranteed not happen.

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The one known as gf

Honestly id take a million yanks over one canadian

Look at that fucking canadian autist making threads about his "gf".

They are without a doubt the worst posters on this site.

>They are without a doubt the worst posters on this site.
You cunts aren't that far behind

Theory: yellow surge 2020

>>70416465
indeed, the one canadian who is an expert on everything is quite annoying

tom is a boy

Alri lad. Real talk now.

Pull ups, deadlifts, should presses and bench press. You're a wide hipped male. I am a wide hipped male. It's a shit hand to be dealt.

It is what it is.

You need to build your upper body before uper body. Anyone who says squats, ignore. Generally, that's good advice. But not if youre a fucking pear like me and you

>>70416504
no fucking chance
honestly I want to like them but their brexit stance is just awful

>>70416435
>
But parliament only exists because it would be unwieldy for everyone to make a decision all the time, but this time everyone voted on the decision so why does parliament need to be consulted?
Besides legally its actually up to the queen as she has the ultimate authority on foreign affairs.

>>70416529
>build your upper body before uper body

aye reckon that's good advice

tom is a boy!

tom is a boy!!

>>70416529
will never get over that guy who posted his naked selfie on 4chan and he legit look like a pear plus he also had a huge dong

anyone here ever had cheesy chips?

>>70416610
hot chips or room temperature chips?

>>70416610
Yeah once didn't rate it

>>70416610
yeah

it's shit

just went toilet to blow all the coke out my nose

gonna try sleep now

wish me luck xo

this is reddit, this is memes

>>70416549
I guess because there was a vote to leave the EU, not on the terms of leaving, even among the leave voters I know there's a spectrum of opinion on how 'hard' brexit should be.

The government deciding unilaterally would be unconstitutional and undemocratic, parliamentary sovereignty is important

>>70416637
>>70416638
shan't be trying them then

>>70416610
our chips or your "chips"?

>>70416610
Spoons classic.

two guys i went to school with were married by 20
so weird to commit that early especially since they met them after school

you're twisting my melon man

hmm
not really

>>70416666
Have chips and gravy like a true northern lad

in lidl car park once again
really cold today, in wearing a woolly hat

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Anyone ever tried one of these?

>>70416704
Don't know of any marriages, but there are quite a few lasses who got knocked up after 6th form

No more free abortions!

clap clap clap clap

No more crime!

clap clap clap clap

>>70416787
THICC

quite a fan of paki girls lads

>>70416787
looks disgusting

>>70416787
I haven't, but that is a very sensual webm

>>70416787
yes, I tried in Japan
and tried to make one but failed, obviously

it's just a butter cake though, the look is nice but it tastes mediocre

>>70416825
bit quick to judge there

>>70416858
That's the French for you

there are people from france in MY /brit/

>>70416787
wtf is that

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>it's an underpayment episode

doing a yank wank

>>70416885
Let's bum him

>>70416885
>he says in a language partially derived from french

>>70416787
It's very average.

>>70416791
well i didn't go to a pov school so i don't think that's happened

once got a wheelup just by saying "tings in boots"

>>70416900
If you work for cash in hand, not much you can do
If you don't, take them to the supreme court

>>70416938
alri tinch

>>70416704
about 40 girls from my year have had kids
I'm only 22

>>70416858
Looks burnt on top and raw inside. way too spongy. I always taste, but that still doesn't look like it's good.

https://imgur.com/gallery/N73ws
>coalburners

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>>70416440
>his gf does lapdances for Shekelstein and Tyrone

Fucking hate these cooking websites, basic foods slothered with tomatoes and berries and other ungodly fucking things no one ever has

Just give me the basic recipe you thin cunts

have had hundreds of reloads just by saying two syllables of sound effects

OOOORH OOOORH

Fucking state of Middlesbrough

>friend says he doesn't like indian food
>ask him why
>he says he tried one curry from a takeaway and he didn't like it
>ask him what curry did he have
>he says he had a korma

ahhh yes

>>70416991
The absolute STATE of yer dad

scousers can gab their way into anything

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>>70416979
this desu
>mfw people put fucking leaves and shit on their food
you fucking what

>>70416958
I'm not sure what's worse; the utter disregard for that child's wellbeing, or The Fact That They Started Every Word With A Capital Letter

>>70416657
The government deciding instead of the people, when the people have made a choice is in of itself undemocratic, brexit means brexit. Parliamentary sovereignty is important but only to the ends of the country, not in of itself.
Anyhow it is the queen's royal perogative, and we have a constitutional monarchy so she should be fully able to make that decision.

Describe your ideal gf with 3 adjectives

>>70417120
We have a representative democracy for a reason.

>>70417147
We have a constitutional monarchy for a reason

>>70417016
eaten curry 5 days in a row now

wanna go for 6 but wife says no

>>70417139
knob & bollocks

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I think reddit is okay

here are my favourite subreddits to read before going to sleep:

r/askreddit
r/askscience
r/explainlikeimfive
r/todayIlearned
r/showerthoughts

some of the stuff that gets upvoted is really stereotypical redditor circlejerky but all you have to do is literally ignore it

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The gf

>>70417160
not an argument

>>70417020
Do you even know who your dad is, Smoggie?

>>70417139
hot, caring, loyal

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>>70417197

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>>70417215

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>>70417139
Motherly, warm, ample breasted

>>70417251
i found this the other day and figured itd suit you
https://www.reddit.com/r/WouldYouFuckMyWife/

Imagine charging your kids rent as soon as they hit 18

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>>70417244

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rolling a spliff at lunch so I can smoke it on the way home after work (whilst driving)

fuck the police

>>70417339
>rolling machine
bent twat

>>70417339
that album is mediocre

>>70417345
jannie is NOT going to like this

>>70417345
This is a inappropriate content, women are not sex toys, we men are pigs...

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bf just sent me this

>>70417285
Not really into the cuck thing but thank you anyway.

>>70417373
it's very good for what it is desu

>>70417406
bodybuilders genuinely have issues

looks like merkel...

... got merked

>>70417406
The natty limit

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>>70417433
bit rude

do you guys ever leave a reply in a thread and then close it and then come back 5 minutes later to see if it's gotten a reply? Leaving the thread open auto-refreshing gives me anxiety

>>70417368
dumb manual roller
>>70417373
agreed
>>70417430
it was supposed to be grime

>>70417433
their bodies don't naturally produce testosterone anymore because they shut down their bollocks with steroids, that's a start

>>70417298
it's once they're employed, not when they hit 18

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REST OF THE WORLD BTFO

>>70417120
The people voted to leave the EU so that's what we're doing, parliament is going to be able to debate the terms of how we leave.

Not every person who voted to leave wants the same thing, we're not going to be kept in, so the people's wishes are being respected, what's the issue?

>>70417467
Just bookmark it for a while, it will relieve your anxiety.

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>>70417456
>Being a headlet

moving to Newcastle under Lyme to work la, where's a good place to live?

>>70417504
>not maintaining the balance of power of all states
this is bad

Doing a very big think

Been 5 days now

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deano showed me this what is he like haha

>>70417552
what are you thinking about

>>70417543
Keele

>>70417425
there is quite a lot of the mum bods there
also if you're into old women then cucking would be an easy way to do it

wew that pad thai didn't go down so well, just h


*BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

oh my, i DO apologize

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office deanos bantering me about looking young again

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>>70417567

>>70417586
they are literally jealous lad

>>70417586
just tell them "I may look 16 now, but when I'm 40, I'll look 26"

>>70417595
ditch the turtleneck

I'm afraid you guys use slang language instead of formal English I'm I right??

>>70417586
tell them "stick and stones may break my bones by words will never hurt me"

>>70417621

u wot m8

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The so called squad

>>70417621
r u bread n butter m8

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me and the gf

>>70417621
Mate I can't understand a word with your accent

>>70417595
try being a girl

>>70417621
spot on bruv

>>70417621
schmoke and a pancake?

>>70417653
me on the left

>>70417621
Cant hear you over the click clack of those wooden shoes

>>70415547
for you

is invasion day over

>>70417771
not in perth

i add ice to my home made smoothies

>>70417786
Fuck Perth, why don't you go talk to Darwin or Hobart

>>70417621
U avin a bubble m8

>Donald Trump threatens to cancel meetings with Mexico if they don't pay for wall

howling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0LILXfwhdk

wish someone would cum in my fat yank arsehole

>>70417856
Why wasn't there a Mexicans March Against Trump event?

>>70417771
what the h*ck is invasion day la?

>>70417888
Day you were born you fucking alien

>>70417888
here is a succinct and comprehensive summary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8czHlPYXew

>>70417856
is that just going off of that tweet? if so, he didn't say that
he said Mexico would be better off cancelling the meeting if they're not going to pay for the wall because otherwise he's going to slap them with the bill for the benefits they've enjoyed in a one-way trade deal over the years

>>70417907
Which petri dish did you crawl off mutant?
>>70417922
Cheers la

Eradicate non whites

>>70417922
These guys arent abo's are they?

>>70417924
was from the independent desu

new

>>70418023
>>70418023
>>70418023

>>70418056
>>70418056
>>70418056