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no leafs allowed edition
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Thank you england
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>>70412073
yes
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Choice between getting my own flat and living comfortably but saving no money, or living in a flatshare and saving ~£10k per year. Decisions, decisions. Just how much am I willing to pay to avoid living with normies?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-ihFss88VU

NEU!
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>Germany is concerned that it is being left on the sidelines by Donald Trump, with senior advisers unable to open communication channels with the new administration.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/germany-us-president-donald-trump-honour-trade-agreements-rough-ride-eu-sigmar-gabriel-a7541676.html
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>>70412105
Nobody fucking cares
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>>70412105
don't mind living with normies 2bh
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>>70412122
Nobody fucking cares
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>>70412122
he did say he was going to block muslims
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>>70412141
nobody fucking cares
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another flag added to the filter list mhmm
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>>70412149
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>>70412133
Yeah I probably wouldn't mind either desu, I used to be a normie myself and I can still interact with them just fine, I just appreciate my privacy a bit more now I'm post-uni.

>>70412130
>>70412136
>>70412151
Wow, /brit/ is becoming VERY rude. May I remind you that this is a no bully board?
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>>70412149
then why is he meeting with theresa may?
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>>70412174
>board

This is a thread you spacker
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>>70412105
Minimise your costs
Maximise your income
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>>70412049

that's happened to me so many times
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>>70412049
post more
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Would you give your life to live Barron's?
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>>70412191
its not mine unfortunately (i don't know any girls (or people))
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>>70412200
no
can't enjoy life if you dad's the potus
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>>70412200
>autistic or autistic and rich
obviously
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>>70412203
such a bullshit fucking statement by that ho
>next two weeks are no good
how the fuck can you possibly know the next two weeks are no good and you didnt even tell him why fucking roastie whore should be put on a fucking pike ree etc
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>>70412229
How can anyone explain that

Truly a time traveller
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>>70412183
/brit/ is a no bully thread within a no bully board (/int/).
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>>70412266
4chan irl
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>>70412269
My son, he's a genius. Absolute genius.
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>>70412266
he could've asked but he didn't so
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>>70412289
He's great with computers, he'd give thailad a run for his money I'm sure
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>>70412301
because he knows she was bullshitting and was sick of her shit lad
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>>70412311
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the wall is ACTUALLY being built
absolute MADMAN
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>>70412314
you sound special
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>>70412337
if only any other politician in living memory kept their promises too
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>>70412342
you sound like a neet
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*waterboards you*
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The Guardian have decided to pre-moderate my comments lads, and now whenever I try to write a comment that's critical of Obama (even if it's completely objective and non-abusive), they just don't allow it onto the website. What do desu?
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>>70412391
*walkstowards you*
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>>70412337
good lord he's going to destroy america
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>>70412381
uh, sorry?
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just picked up a fresh hot pork pie from the butchers lads

fucking glorious, food doesn't get much better than this
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>>70412450
burritos are better tbqh
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Just shat in some lads pork pie
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>>70412049
delet this
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>>70412468
stupid yank runt
do not reply to me again
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>>70412473
Uh, sorry?
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>>70412450
>food doesn't get much better than this
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Pork is haram lads, shouldn't eat that filth. Science has proven it causes cancer.
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>>70412512
FOL
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>>70412512
everything causes cancer
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>>70412520
This post certainly does
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*debunks you*
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>>70412468
love a 'rito, me
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wish i had aggressive cancer
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going to do a quick cry
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>tfw passive aggressive cancer
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>>70412512
>haram
>Science
irony the post
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Stop eating processed meats
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>>70412520
literally not true though you dumb fuck
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>He eats the meat of animals who live in literal filth

HOWLING
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>>70412622
do you get tired of being this mad all the time
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Stop eating food with trans fats
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>>70412622
name something that doesn't cause cancer
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>>70412628
>he lives in a country where the people live in literal filth
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>gf is giving her mate a lift
>stops at red light
>her mate goes to get out
>cyclist smashes into the open door
who's at fault here lads? think the cyclist is suing her
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>>70412662
Pooing
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>>70412667
Err...
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>>70412681
legally her mate is because she should have looked
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>>70412681
Her mate is in the wrong, you should not exit a vehicle at a red light
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>>70412681
her mate
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>>70412684
pooing while sat on a toilet isn't natural and is bad for your body though
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Stop eating red meats

Stop drinking flouridated water

Stop eating processed foods

Stop eating anything with preservatives
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>>70412651
sorry im actually not angry *kisses you on the cheek*
>>70412662
leafy greens, nuts, vegetables generally, mushrooms
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>>70412714
stop eating refined sugar
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>>70412708
shall invest in that then
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>>70412714
stop fucking poster
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>mfw someobody eats near me
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>>70412681
defo her mate, not hard to look before you swing open a door. She also shouldn't have got out the car at a red.
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>>70412740
thanks mr skeletal
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have you lot seen that new VIP deal at Subway?
I'm gonna be a right fat bastard at lunch
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>>70412714
big fan of this leaf
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will a V-Neck T-Shirt keep me cooler in thailand with then a crew neck t-shirt?

http://www.next.co.uk/g50414s28#700985
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circumcision is child abuse
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Stop buying produce that's been doused with pesticides

Stop eating caged chicken eggs
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>>70412769
yes lad you'll be 7% cooler
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>>70412716
>leafy greens, nuts, vegetables generally, mushrooms
hmm
yes
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>>70412761
bloater
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some french reactionary authors who later on sided with the collaboration have legit interesting works
wonder why they either got forgotten or repudiated by the intelligentsia
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>>70412708
I squat though
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>he doesnt poo while doing 4pl8 atg
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>>70412802
really
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laaadss hahaha

laaaaaaads

fuck oooofff
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reckon it should be legal for ugly guys to roofie girls. they won't remember it and it stops real crime
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>>70412049
why do people bother replying to these sorts of girls when they clearly don't want to meet up?

just stop replying nigga like walk away from the screen
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>>70412839
redpill me on vnecks
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>>70412809
Shut the fuck up and never post again mon ami
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>>70412828
>he doesn't use a squat plug
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>>70412845
Because it's not always as obvious as you make it out to be
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>>70412851
will do
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>>70412714
Stop. Yourself
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>>70412831
possibly 8% if you have a thin neck
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>>70412229
>>70412269
he's just playing with his mum, he's a fucking child ffs
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>>70412897
he's 10 and its very clear even at 10 who were the weird kids
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we will NEVER stop until we have achieved ethics in games journalism
#gamergate
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>>70412941
>deserve

entitled arrogant gamers
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>>70412941
gamer gate was such a fucking non issue

reddit and /v/ are cancer
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>>70412981
heh.... messin with a GAMER, huh kid? guess you're new to the interwebz.... if there's one thing you learn, it's that you never mess with a GAMER... cos GAMERS NEVER COME ALONE.
that's right... every time you talk to me you're talking to master chief,, dante, and god of war... still wanna call me arrogant?? go ahead
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>>70413006
what do you expect from grown men who play children's games?
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Is it normal to hate women?
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>>70413048
>men
:3
>>70413066
of course not!
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>>70412895
wow thanks
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>>70413066
not really
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Quite enjoying this gap meme
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You fellas are absolutely disgraceful ahaha

http://www.sbs.com.au/comedy/article/2015/01/26/young-white-male-decides-australia-day-isnt-problematic
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if you in any way identified with the program Skins you are an absolute normie and need to vacate the premises immediately
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>>70413161
why do government funded networks always go full retard?
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>>70413183
>watching Skins
FONT
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>>70413183
>tfw no cassie gf
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>>70413190
>young white male decides government funded networks are retarded
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forgot the quality post i thought in my head
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>>70413218
i'm not young
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>>70413254
for the record, Bhupinder, this post did NOT make up for it
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>>70413270
>young white male decides he can determine what is young or not
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threads gone down the shitter
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>>70413212
effy all the way m8
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Ball___
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Looks pretty good right?
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>>70413206
that's the spirit
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>>70413308
take it back
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(((ssaradavidson)))
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don't undersand why people make fun of nigetty noggywoggys for liking fried chicken

fried chicken is fucking delicious f.am
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>>70412941
Never thought gamergate was about VIDEOGAMES more so about slut shaming whores like zoey and anita
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>>70413363
>that fringe
JUST
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If being 5ft1 and being able to cook 2 minute rice in 1:59 isn't good enough then ya'll need to get your priorities straight

If you cha cha slide to the right of the political spectrum then there's literally no point in swiping the same way as your political views xox
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>>70413337
no
>>70413375
at least she had the decency to include that
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>>70413375
not sure where it measures from but it definitely should've updated the distance away after that bombshell
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>>70413363
she looks monged here
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>>70413360
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>>70413375
W H A L E
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need my goolies pulverised by the capitalist machine
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What does it feel like to have a suppository dissolve in your arsehole
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got subway for lunch
I HOPE its hala meat
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>>70413183
i identify with that mosher lad in series 5 who hates everyone but then gets a qt black gf and stops being such an edgy cunt
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>>70413419
L E C K I E
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>Trump: Waterboarding absolutely works

>me: Really?

>Trump: We have 12 men admitting to a crime committed by 4 people; 300% effective
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fringes are literally the WOAT hairstyle
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>lunch
>ten to twelve
what to heck?
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>>70413549
A Subway hardly qualifies as brunch, so it must just be an early lunch
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>>70413513
It's actually really fucked up how some people are broken down so mentally and psychologically that they admit to crimes they didn't commit

Or are promised light sentences in exchange for pleading guilty because they convince you the evidence proves you did the crime despite not actually doing it

It's a big issue with law enforcement in the States
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we are really living in a society now that arrests a jewish man for non violently trying to silence nazis who are antagonising him

Trump's Reich
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>Trump: Watersports absolutely works

>me: Really?

>Trump: Yeh lad waheyyy *pisses all over me*
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why is it difficult to piss in a public bathroom if someone else is in there?

is it a natural instinct to desire privacy?
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*looks at the diverse rainbow coalition of people disagreeing with me*
ugh white men baka
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has shia been arrested?
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>>70413587
small willy alert
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>>70413587
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paruresis
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just had a rollup and a black coffee lads

best combo 2bh, even though the rollie felt a bit runty
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HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US
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*walks towards you*
"You want to say that again?"
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HE WILL NUT INSIDE US
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>>70413587
in my first week of uni there were these portaloos out in the big field that were just urinals for the lads and next to us were the women's toilets. I was trying to piss in a urinal surrounded by blokes which is bad enough without the door swinging wide open and showing my shrivelled willy and panicked face to all the women milling around outside
Must have stood there for about 5 full minutes trying to piss, not a drop
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I was in the subway and a British girl asked me for directions
She looked exactly like Maisie
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>>70413593
Yes, he's being water boarded right now
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had a mate in school who used to whip his willy out for a laugh at lunch
cannot imagine not giving that much of a fuck that you show your flaccid willy to everyone
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>>70413630
Beta as fuck
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would smoking suit me? i think it'd make me look cool
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>>70413587
>>70413600
its weird, i didn't develop this until i was like 17 or 18
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>>70413645
There was a serious problem in our school of lads I know getting their balls out in class and showing them off

Looking back they were crazy but completely shameless
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mono = one
rail = rail
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>>70413653
leaf boy leaf boy leaf boy FUCK OFF
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>>70413659
smokers all make friends with each other
it's actually a great way to make friends in uni
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>>70413659
no one thinks smoking looks cool anymore and it'd just make you stink
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giz a smooch
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Me and my friends used to hold down this little runt in locker room at school and we each took turns sucking his dick to show how gay he was for getting hard and cumming
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Where do these Palestinians get this idea that they have a "right" to any land? Land all over the world has always changed hands to the stronger force, Israel taking Palestinian land is just that
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>>70413659
smoking looks nice on attractive people
doesn't help much to runts sadly know this from experience
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>>70413701
we used to try and make our maths teacher look at our balls
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I want 90% of non whites exterminated and the remaining ones kept as slaves
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>>70413701
was this an all boys
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>>70413645
Never showered after sports?
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>>70413775
might is right is nigger tier thinking lad
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I want a non white qt gf.

Hold up fa͏m not one of those paki ones.
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>>70413825
bit racist
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>check flatmate's snapchat story
>so drunk he was just lying in the doorway of a kebabby smoking
ah yes, looks like i really missed out by not being a part of THAT one
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>>70413785
bit gay innit
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>>70413794
No, mixed, they'd only get their balls out for the lads though
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>>70413828
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>>70413794
They don't call them "All Boys" schools in Ireland, they call them "Hunting Grounds", a lot of Catholic priests about you see.
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>>70413822
only time we had to shower was after swimming during pe
but even then people don't go swinging their dicks around in the showers
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don't like this country tbqh
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>>70413838

Does he think weed smokers are all losers?
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>>70413849
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get your hands off my penis
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>>70413869
they mostly are, especially after 18
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Bit of chess I suppose

https://en.lichess.org/iCDdNUKR
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>>70413861
Once pissed right in a guy's ass crack in front of everyone without him noticing. Good times.
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>>70412149
kek
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>>70413866
off you fuck, then
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>>70413907
for what fucking purpose
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quality of this thread is suddenly skyrocketing
good job lads
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>>70413923
He pissed on my leg the week before, there had to be an answer.
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>>70413931
>chat about kids getting their willies out
>quality of this thread is suddenly skyrocketing
'nce
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>>70413914
don't tell me what to do baldy
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>>70413775
at the same time you can't blame them for using terrorism too much seeing as jews did it as well a la hotel bombing
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>>70413828
thank you
I love posting this
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>>70413849
need more ted related gimmicks
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>>70413907
bent
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VERY disappointed

do NOT waste my time with these

https://en.lichess.org/QjFykKNa
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mums bringing maccies how
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>>70413978
funny thing is he wasn't even being racist, he was actually just calling the referee blind
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>>70413931
i do my best
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>>70414024
the referee was chinese...
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*boots you in the bollocks*
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>>70414024
it was an asian referee
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>>70413995
No, it's dominance.
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>>70414024
the ref was a chingchong
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>>70414040
jokes on you, they're prosthetic
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was it this 'fun' i keep hearing about
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Being an Australian is what makes you great, but you being born in another country is what makes Australia great
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>>70414089
*bashes your head in with a mallet*
shh... shh... you're at peace now
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>>70414095
GOOD post
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Had a bit of nightmare last night that I was becoming old really fast and the years were flying by. Suddenly I was in my 40s and close to death for some reason

Never had a dream like that before what do you think it means lads
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g'day cunt
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>>70414135
ni hao mate
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life is meaningless
and everything dies
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reading these 10 year anniversary pieces about Skins is making me irrationally angry and i can't figure out why
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>>70414146
because you're a fucking normie who keeps banging on about your shit TV show nobody cares about
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Reckon I might be a weaponized-grade twat lads.
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>>70414169
foy
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>>70414169
>weaponized
fuck
off
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Republic day today lads
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hate beautiful people lads
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>>70414221
got a months free membership there

not really bothered about it though because I have a proto-gf on the go atm
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How do I let a girl know I want to lick her armpits?
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>tfw no English gf
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got a £20, 50g bag of golden virginia for £12.50 off a mate

can get regular supply from him too haha probably will be smoking a lot more now
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>>70414246
>google
>find beautifulpeople.com dating site
>you have to be voted in
>Newest members
>two ugly women
hmmmmmm
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Lads out first ever DRAW on /brit/

Interesting game this one was, really, will look forward to playing this lad again
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>>70414296
yeah, it's packed with uggos now

was inevitable I guess
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Den cram ambuh leaf
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>>70414296
forgot image
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>>70414316
pepe looking motherfucker
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>>70414316
Dire

Iqal might turn out to be alright depending but the other chick's a straight-out witch
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>>70414316
wouldn't mind sucking that chinks qt penis, bet it's feminine as fuck
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He who chases two rabbits catches neither.
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>>70414334
she's 48, the oldies are a lot less picky

although she looks haggard as fuck, remind me of the wicked witch haha
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>>70414316
Would like Helen to shove her nose right up my arse while she wanks me silly
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Just caught two rabbits lads
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>>70414296
just remember I registered for that site like 2 years ago and got in haha

it's all just a moneygrab anyway
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>>70414374
jam your knob in em
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He who chases three rabbits catches at least one.
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>>70414391
alri haha
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>>70414374
Anyone got that white rabbit webm the leaf posted early
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He who chases four rabbits is absolute madman
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>>70414407
as if pissing in arseholes wasn't enough
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he who has never seen a fanny irl is me
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I'm a good dater
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Going to the quads shops, you lads want anything?
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seething with jealousy at this lad
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/5q1afb/im_kind_of_freaking_out_right_now/
https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/5q8ld9/im_kind_of_freaking_out_right_now_update/
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>>70414448
some brit nig stole your quads
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>>70414409
here you go
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>>70414440
Bags of beef, salty coins and roast milk
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>>70414444
checked
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>>70414422
I pissed ON it. In is the next logical step
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>>70414480
>not bags of milk, salty beef and roast coins
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>>70414479
woops forgot webm
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think my autism and awkwardness is causing friction within the team at work lads
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costa or the 'bucks?
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gonna call fannies salty beef now
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>>70414537
neither you caffeine troglodyte
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>>70414537
depends
do either of those sell pastys
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whoops forgot my will to live
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>>70414576
don't worry lad you dropped it right here there you go hehe
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>>70414591
that's your penis...
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baited
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Just took some alpha brain and super make vitality
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>>70414609
Sometimes you gotta hold on a frenchman's penis to get through life
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>>70414471
>no pics
definitely fake
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*teleports behind my dad and strangles him for never loving me*
heheh nothing personnel dad
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>mfw I could heem any cunt in this thread into outer space
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>>70414676
sounds pretty personnel lad
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>>70414676
>you've grown so strong boy... I'm proud of you son *dies*
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>>70414532
The work team noticed my autism pretty quickly but they seem to like me because I'm lolsoquirky, I get the job done though
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just booked a flight to brisbane

going to take phimo's fate into my own hands
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20 minutes to delivery my parcel """royal""" mail
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had a look through the pubes to see if any of the crab eggs have hatched and I couldn't find any crabs. all that's there is the unhatched eggs still the same as nearly a week ago so I reckon the first blast sorted the runts out properly.

not taking any chances on this one though, going for round two tomorrow just to make sure these creepy fucks are dealt with. hopefully will see and shag the gf the day after without a condom.
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imagine being called luca or ed
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>>70414731
don't care
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wish I was born a frenchman sometimes
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>>70414731
erm just don't have sex? x
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A moustache traded for a toupee. Nazis renamed.
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>>70414777
It is pain.
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Going to waterstones lads, anyone want anything?
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>>70414848
>want anything?
to knock you out for being an grandad fuck
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>>70414848
farewell to arms and an oasis
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>>70414848
replacement for my copy of blood meridian

cheers
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>>70414848
A book about jews
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mum got my maccas order wrong :|
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I'm a nasty woman.

Not as nasty as a man who looks like he bathes in Cheeto dust, a man whose words are a dis to America, Electoral College-sanctioned hate speech contaminating this national anthem

Im not as nasty as Confederate flags being tattooed across my city. Maybe the South actually is going to rise again, maybe for some, it never really fell

Blacks are still in shackles and graves just for being black. Slavery has been reinterpreted as the prison system, in front of people who see melanin as animal skin

I am not as nasty as a swastika painted on a pride flag

And I didn't know devils could be resurrected. But I feel Hitler in these streets. A mustache traded for a toupee.

I am not as nasty as racism, fraud, conflict of interest, homophobia, sexual assault, transphobia, white supremacy, misogyny, ignorance and white privilege
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>>70414911
she was too busy sucking my willy to care LOL
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>>70414713
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>>70414941
why are you replying to yourself

and why is your mum sucking you off
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Across the OECD real wages grew 6.7% on average (from 2007-2015) whereas UK real wages fell 10.4%
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>>70414961
i get lonely
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>>70414961
i get lonely
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>>70414961
I get lonely
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>>70414944
you're FINISHED son I'm coming for you
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>>70414691
>>70414709
>2 (TWO) french replies
blushing right now
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>>70414848

A good surrealism book or maybe post-structuralist and a qt who loves to read.
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>>70414971
Surprised UK wages didnt fall 100% because of the bloody brexit
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>>70415001
*chokeslams you*
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GARLIC BREAD
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Is chesslad still here? I'd like to play him. Not the best though.
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>>70414998
its nice to feel wanted iah
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>>70415027
i'm not chesslad but im OK
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if ((You).Age > (Her.Age / 2 + 7)) {
nonce
}
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>>70414972
>>70414974
>>70414983
Why aren't you out for australia day you sad cunts
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>>70415060
phimosis
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>>70415027
>>70415048
le'go

https://en.lichess.org/5H0VP9oA
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>>70415055
func.display NONCE
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>>70415033
I was only joking you spacker, wouldn't want to go within 5000 miles of you

bet you absolutely REEK you disgusting wanker
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>>70414731
shave your pubes you turborunt
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