Chess edition
king me
>>70409922
i agree with this post (im very lonely)
what is a continent if not a really big island
>>70409928
good post
dancing a jig
still going to work
Can't believe people are so triggered over the wall.
Do people just not give a shit about ILLEGAL and legal anymore?
Why should I have any sympathy for them ? I have a yank gf and want to marry her. I'm going through all the legal routes which are long and complicated and costly to get into the country. Why should I have any sympathy for illegals that just jump the border?
>>70409928
>>70409938
23 in a couple of weeks
>>70409928
hows lorde doing?
>>70409909
I don't think it's even people having sex
It's just the same 3 moans on repeat
Literally a porno being played
But the ambulance people can't leave because the building is empty and they can't get in to confirm someone isn't hurt
*plays the guitar solo to under a glass moon*
is pizza for breakfast degenerate?
>>70409974
No human is illegal your racist cunt
Dedicating these quads to Australia day x
>>70409974
Racist.
ive been rapping for about 17 years, okay?
i don't write my stuff anymore i just kick it from my head, you know what i'm saying? i can do that
no disrespect, but that's how i am
>>70409974
>Do people just not give a shit about ILLEGAL and legal anymore?
a lot of ppl seem to not be able to make that distinction, the most ironic part about it is how mexico treats it's southern borders and ppl from those countries. the info is all out there.
the chinese wall took 200 years to build and over 400,000 laborers died during its construction
>>70410000
invasion day*
business idea: make the current illegals build the wall in exchange for citizenship
>>70409974
Racist!
I dedicate these TINY LITTLE DUBS to the 4th of poo-ly
>>70410009
it's wrong when white people do it you bigot
had a very vivid dream last night
>>70410013
Worth it.
>>70409979
who?
Fucked a brit boy in the arse last night
Told him it was a dream
>>70410038
were fannies involved?
haitiANO
>>70409974
What's weird is how upset they are about stopping illegals. Both the people complaining and the Mexican president. Like "how dare you stop me sending illegals into your country"
>>70410056
lorde. she sings the "dooo deeee yeh yah wah walla walla bang bing" song.
>>70409974
They're not illegal, shitlord, they're UNDOCUMENTED. There's a difference (not really, but no human is an alien).
I'm literally shaking right now that people like you even, I cant even, you even exist.
>>70410038
Same
Got a week of these because I've stopped doing drugs cold turkey
>>70409974
to be honest illegal immigration in the US is mostly by the fact that there are jobs that americans will not do (because they're in remote places, pay shit, are seasonal, don't have any career-prospects within them, are generally grueling and so on), but there is no way of easy way of getting migrants in to do them (Because such visas take a long time which is unpredictable because farmers have sudden spikes when they need people or not, are costly for employers, and so on) so Farmers prefer to opt for illegal migrants in unauthorised work, than to try to battle through the legal quagmire of trying to get someone in for 8 months to pick some cockles or berries or whatever.
tl;dr its the farmers fault, which in turn is the supermarkets fault, which in turn is your fault for wanting cheap food.
>>70410026
additional idea: have them build it from the mexican side so when they're done they're trapped back in mexico
business idea: build a wall around teesside
>>70410075
get rid of welfare and you'll have tyrone and cletus out there picking fruit instead of juan and pedro
wish i had vivid dreams or hallucinations, my life is so boring
>>70410103
would like hadrian's wall to be sorted out tbqh
>connection error while posting
why do young white males always defend their billionaire overlords?
>>70410104
idk about in the US, but attempts to coax the unemployed into shitty farm labour in places like germany have been wholly ineffective.
Mostly because most of the unemployed live 1000s of miles away from where the picking is happening.
why is life so disappointing
how does your day normally go?
>me
>wake up around 2pm
>watch the 3 new youtube videos that were uploaded
>miss the ex-'gf
>eat food
>shitpost
>sleep
not worried, my life starts tomorrow aha
>>70410135
that's why you need big camps for them to live in lad. bus them all over to the camps, then they can live right next to the fields
>>70410071
never met him sorry mate
>>70410075
>but there is no way of easy way of getting migrants in to do them (Because such visas take a long time which is unpredictable because farmers have sudden spikes when they need people or not, are costly for employers, and so on) so Farmers prefer to opt for illegal migrants in unauthorised work, than to try to battle through the legal quagmire of trying to get someone in for 8 months to pick some cockles or berries or whatever.
Not really
Modern farming isn't like it used to be you can know with a certainty how much your land will yield per season
Also there's already a well functioning system in place that allows for migrant workers to come work on farms when they're needed then they go back
It's become streamlined after decades of the system in place
>>70410137
because movies make give us delusions
>>70409924
test
>>70410157
This is exactly what oil drilling companies do when they need a lot of people in the middle of nowhere and it works well
>>70410013
Did it keep the rabbits out tho?
>>70410135
>>70410104
The irony of building a wall is that costs will increase for US farmers as they struggle to hire people and have to resort to either higher wages or lower output.
And for agricultural goods, that is basically a death-sentence, because prices are set by the world's market and supermarkets are happy to import.
Trump would literally be killing off the american farmer.
arrives tomorrow
shame the nbn hasn't been turned on in my area yet
>>70410208
FOB
>>70410190
because oil drillers can afford to pay people a good wage.
same with miners.
farmers cannot, because the price of a cabbage or a cockle is fairly low and set by the world's market for those things (which has infinite suppliers because anyone can supply a cabbage whereas not anyone can supply oil
).
>>70410157
Minimum wage legislation in the UK ended any british people working on farms.
>>70410193
You have no idea about agronomics or Trump's plan
Trump isn't going to end the farm worker visa program those people come and go legally
>Trump would literally be killing off the american farmer.
Laughable levels of ignorance here
The government heavily subsidizes farming
>>70410208
3k!?! You got ripped mate
>>70410137
also adults lie to us while we're young
>>70410160
>how much your land will yield
yeah but supermarket demand fluctuates and so does weather.
There is a temporary migrant visa, but there is some particular reasons farmers prefer to just go with undocumented workers (to do with the bureaucracy and not just to do with the fact that they can exploit them easier)
I keep yawning but can't sleep :S
>>70410243
Did superman get a visa tho?
>>70410232
its a good tv bront
>>70410251
gonna go to sleep now
imagine im there with you xx:)
>>70410216
>anyone can supply a cabbage
Sure maybe if you're growing it in a garden for personal consumption with some left over to give away to friends
Farming on an industrial scale requires millions of dollars worth of heavy equipment
my mum went to school with george micheakl ama
>>70410251
Maybe you should LEAF the computer alone and go lie down cunt.
>>70410274
*erases any memory of reading this post*
Hmm bit tired but can't sleep lads, what gives?
>>70410270
Still got ripped, bloke
>>70410278
Im phoneposting
Tried to sleep for half an hour and couldnt so picked up the ol' iphone
>>70410285
*feels sad*
aha just try and count some sheep
:(xx
>>70410275
yes but there are industrial scale farmers aplenty (which was my point)
>>70410251
>>70410278
oho bruce got you there leaf. taught you a lesson. had it coming.
>>70410243
>supermarket demand fluctuates and so does weather
There's people called economists who model demand so that farmers and supermarkets alike can know how much to produce and stock on their shelves
Weather patterns such as changes in ocean currents and atmospheric currents are modeled by meteorologists and allow the farmers to have a picture of what the coming year will look like
>>70410290
it's ok the sugar daddy paid for it
now i'm hungry, tired, and can't sleep
Argh
didn't ask
>>70410312
>Tfw I will never have a sugar daddy.
>spotify web player skipping like its a scratched cd
>>70410311
>economists work on farms
>meteorologists have predictive power over long periods and work on farms.
>either of them are completely accurate in their forecasting
>4am and i just heard a loud bang right outside my window
Argh just tripped over a garbage can lads
>>70410344
An American must have walked outside.
just skimmed the best rock I've ever done lads, bet it went fucking miles out into the ocean haha
>>70410344
>4am
Alaska?
Hawaii?
Guam?
>>70410353
rubbish bin
its where your post belongs
>>70409924
Miniature railways or chess which is more common as hobby in UK?
woke up to a message from the proto-gf/fwb after 2 weeks of silent treatment
might bin 2bh
hate how economics pretends like its a science
>>70410362
Garbage can
>>70410372
wouldn't know, I don't go in old people's homes
business idea: be a skinny little fucktoy powerbottom twink and obtain a sugar daddy
work in 20 minutes
>>70410302
There's also plenty of oil in fact there's drilling going on all over the place from Alaska to North Dakota to Texas to California to Oklahoma to the Gulf Coast to smaller scale stuff going on in other states
In fact geologists recently discovered a previously unknown deposit in Texas that has an estimated 20 billion barrels of oil
It pays better because it's significantly more laborious work than picking crops
>Tfw want to have sex with the mrs but too tired to be bothered.
>Ah yes, Spain. The patricians holiday spot.
>>70410404
>capital T
>mrs
fuck off phoneposting grandad
>>70410342
There's a subset of economics called agronomics these people study and forecast trends that have to do with agriculture everything from initial planting to supermarket sales
Droughts can be forecasted with near certainty and that's the only weather event growers in California (where almost all the migrant workers work) face
There are no hurricanes there no winter storms no freak happenings that can destroy a growing season
This is why California has been consistently producing a large amount of crops for over 100 years now
Bit comfy
>>70410413
Nice teeth, Rupert.
>work in 116 minutes
too late to sleep I guess
>consoles
>that pizza
>that tissue on the ground
>the blinding lamp
The absolute state of you lad
>>70410430
clean up that rubbish
>>70410454
those tits are far too big
>>70410445
>>70410454
Fack off losers
>>70410445
nothing wrong with consoles as long as they're japanese
>he bought the first xbone
why
All australians should be killed
Yes or no?
all guns centered on my ballbag
>>70410485
no
australians are cute!
>>70410485
Pipe down and eat your 'pizza' mate
>ywn have a cute loving family
jdimsa
a fucking leaf
>>70410481
perfect for modding
i partitioned the hard drive on mine and put linux on it from there it was essentially a computer hooked up to my tv that i could also play GOAT xbox exclusives like halo on
>>70410485
all australian rappers yes
>>70410526
>when you're trying to have a meal with your kids to give your poorly wife a night off and your facially deformed brother won't leave you alone
>GOAT xbox exclusives
americans are this delusional. im out
>>70410526
what's on his face
>>70410543
>modding
>partitioned the hard drive
>linux
gonna beat you nerds up if you don't fuck off
>>70410584
Modding an xbone to operate like a computer is like putting a turbo on a Prius and hoping it will keep up with a Ferrari.
Once again I've strategically influenced /brit/ to discuss what I want them to discuss
Runts never catch on
>>70410616
what the FUCK did i just say
>>70409928
>>70410562
last night's cum
>>70410648
Settle down ya muppet. I've seen bigger arms on sunglasses.
rare Elsa x
>>70410616
no it's taking a small initial investment and then turning it into a home entertainment platform
Alri lads
Going to sleep (on my back)
Subhuman stomach and side sleepers di NOT respond
should i have a wank lads?
*doesn't respond*
>tfw everyone says leftovers is really good but i can't get past the first episode cause the teenage party sends me into a depressive spiral
>>70410735
everyone sleeps on their back
>>70410757
I literally never sleep on my back
>>70410757
Apparently not
>he doesn't sleep standing up for 20 minutes at a time
who /horsemode/ here?
i sleep on my stomach with one of my legs cocked and my head facing that same side
going to fucking mangle you in a minute
>>70410735
can't sleep on my back as I get sleep paralysis
>>70410766
i get sleep paralysis when i do
>>70410797
don't think so lad i've got me mate big gaz from the pub ready to heem any and all takers
>>70410766
bit weird
>>70410781
weird people don't sleep on their backs
>>70410800
>>70410811
Never had this, sounds spoopy
So glad we left the EU so we could stand on our own two feet...
...and be bent over by Trump.
>>70410836
breggsit is dead anyway anon
>>70410834
it's scary the first few times but you get used to it
>>70410836
better than being bent over by brussels
People who don't sleep on their back are literally ruining their lives
Pressure on their faces, back issues, blood circulation, bad skin, organ pressure...
>>70410826
cliff hanger, reporting in
>>70410865
why wouldn't you do sweetheart's cradle
>>70410826
always start as spoon then end up as cliff hanger or the pursuit
>>70410877
Stuff like that isn't comfortable for very long.
>>70410877
you try having a head weighing on your chest and fall asleep
we do that until I get bored of it, then I shrug her off and we roll away
Dance, runts, dance!
Influenced, once again!
me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe
>>70410911
No I'm in charge here!
>>70410908
doesn't sound any worse than animals sleeping on your chest
>>70410951
are you experiencing the sensation of management?
The daughter
fucking paedo
asian girls love white dick
is sleep debt a meme or not? because im really starting to think the latter
Every person that's currently browsing /brit/ will read this post
Really makes you think
someone should add me on steam and talk to me and be nice to me
>>70411000
I will attest that I did in fact read this post, although I regret it.
why does the EU act like it doesn't need the UK when the UK is the largest economic and military power in europe
Gonna add some yank twat on steam just to mess with him lads
>>70411008
What's your username?
might have a 50p for dinner
how many thai birds have you shagged thaiman
>>70411038
9 I think
>>70411030
that's germany and france
>>70410382
the fuck is an fwb
>>70411060
dece
>>70411060
You think they were birds, or you think you shagged them?
>>70411036
runt fodder
>>70411108
hehe
dad was born in a small country town and now he's a millionaire
amazing how he's never given me shit for what a failure i am 2bh
do spanish people tell latin americans to fuck off out their threads and generally make fun of their stupidity and obesity?
>>70411102
1.8 a year~
Pretty conservative I reckon.
>>70411108
heh
>>70411116
we do live in the easiest country to become a millionaire in 2bh
>>70411116
Fuck off Bindi
>>70411069
thought the uk had a larger military than france
and that the uk's economy was at least comparable to germany's
>>70411138
Wwwwaaaaaaaaggeeslaaaaavee
>>70411116
being a millionaire sn't that impressive anymore. loads of men in their fifties and sixt have at least that in pension savings
>>70411143
Kill me
>>70411145
>mfw brits get paid in scones and pakis
>>70411158
Wwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaageslave
the mexican president is very handsome but is he white?
Not going to get above freezing today lads
>>70411140
IS THAT NOT RIGHT BINDI BADGI??
>>70411134
makes it even worse
>>70411145
well he earns over a milli a year is what i should have said then
>>70411108
YAH HEAR DAT TEE
I SAID YOU THINK DEY WERE BIRDS
this trogs face reminds me of a ballbag 2bh lads
no wonder she's such a rabid guardian feminist
>tfw I consume roughly 3 scones a week
need a fertilised gf
don't look into the sun guys
>>70411205
'nce
>>70411195
It's amazing how easy it is to forget random slags
>>70411205
love pregnant bellies cause you KNOW they've had a willy inside them
>>70411229
SHE WOZA A HOIIIIIIIIEEERRRR
>>70411242
no more sugar for you today
need some new music to listen to
anyone got any recommendations?
>>70411197
bigot she's in a wheelchair
>>70411252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L29_8pcZdcs
>>70411230
you must love your mum's mouth then
>>70411262
THAILAD!
>>70411270
>2541x3000
>>70411265
i do. i kiss it every night
https://youtu.be/XDdLxTXBaAY
Are all British girls like this?
wish i had been bullied in high school so i could blame something for have no friends
>>70411302
My gf said "ravlioli" last night and I cracked up then she hit me
Don't think I'm going to go to any of my classes tomorrow
>>70411302
isnt that a chav accent
why do brits pronounce everything wrong?
>saying free instead of tree
idiots lmao
>>70411369
>this paddy mong thinks the natural number after 2 is pronounced "tree" instead of "free"
HOWLING
you know we invented English right?
>>70411352
>>70411390
"Oop, shit, she's gone. better move my drink."
>>70411390
why did he do that
>>70411412
knock out game probably
>>70411390
Punishment for killing the mandem.
Changed my mind
Going to my classes tomorrow
thai girls are so cute and they don't even know it
VERY intriguing prospect
>>70411412
because he's a subhuman nigger
>>70411447
nonce
>>70411453
edgy
*Sigh*
I was hoping I wouldn't wake up
>>70411442
Oh good for you m8, glad to hear it.
*does a Tim-from-The-Office cringe to camera*
>>70411453
edgy
>>70411447
Thai girls legitimately look like jungle monkeys 9 times out of 10. Honestly Indonesian/Flip girls are 10 times better looking usually.
>>70411453
i doubt its because of his race. there are teenage delinquents everywhere
>>70411459
>>70411471
>>70411477
would you rather I blather on about socioeconomic status?
All Russians should be killed
>>70411470
Jim*
>>70411477
true
loathe religion lads
>>70411489
That's classist
>>70411499
WURRRLDSTAAR
>>70411473
>Thai girls legitimately look like jungle monkeys 9 times out of 10
not the tinder ones
>>70411528
or the ones out and about
or just in general.
seals don't have knees
when i was a young teen i always used to think 'i can't wait til i get the chance to finger a girl' like it was some sort of guarantee that everyone has their time
>>70411572
KEK
what's it like to get naked with a girl for the first time lads?
>>70411604
weird and uncomfortable at first
gets better after that though
What's the best British newspaper?
the battle is to increase consciousness of the masses so we disengage from the system and no longer cooperate in our own enslavement. the greatest battle we have is with ourselves. once we individually take responsibility for who we are and how we behave then we will have a future based on wisdom and connection. I believe psychedelics can overcome our disconnection from reality to reveal more than could be achieved through other methods such as meditation. Microdosing is a valid contribution to becoming more aware and to learn what it feels like to be separate and connected. Being. This learning stays when not dosing because it was a lived experience. Once you realise you have a soul then psychedelics and marijuana accelerates understanding and streams meaning. All becomes clear. Then we'll have a revolution and finally grow up. Unconditional love has to be at the root of everything we do. True freedom to be yourself.
>>70411592
yeah hah
>>70411620
unronically the guardian
Changed my mind again lads
Not going to any of my classes
>>70411459
Ive nevee met a black man I could trust leaving alone in my house
>>70411658
hope she had a miscarriage
>>70411658
hitler was white
>>70411675
i have
>>70411682
mate...
>>70411682
she didnt check her
>>70411699
greater london
>>70411682
Your mum.
>>70411703
you can tell by her actions that the baby was biracial
>>70411711
cheshire
>>70411716
does it matter what the baby was mate, it's a fucking baby
>>70411704
What is the context of this webm?
>>70411699
Hitler did nothing wrong
>>70411716
a miscarriage is an awful thing to wish on anybody
>>70411776
No it isn't
JFs are wrong in the head
THAIROOOOOOORKE
>>70411766
multiculturalism
>>70411766
niggers nigging
>>70411756
>>70411776
>wanting more coloured people on this earth
alri l o n d o n
>>70411790
this
probably too much sun
>>70411790
t. Proud black man
Fucking darkie
>>70411791
You can have that one.
is another US civil war possible within the next 100 years?
>>70411776
I get told to kill myself all the time here
Surely that's worse
>>70411798
>>70411801
Well yes, obviously, but for what exact reason were they attacking those young chaps?
>>70411816
but you're irish??
>>70411810
Yeah hold up let me check my graphs before answering that question
Fucking mongstralians swear to christ there's something wrong with them
??
Im tired of being fat
Help me unfat myself
>>70411831
because they're subhuman and their primitive brains only know violence, hence they act like utter thugs
>>70411810
No, no one cares about state's rights anymore
>>70411846
stop eating for a couple of weeks
>>70411810
race war maybe
@838
not a pixel
>>70411846
just put the fucking fork down ya bloated cunt
>I hold Australian citizenship, m'lady.
>>70411846
try to walk 10 miles per day
>>70411831
same reason as this video
On the train lids
Driving a train lids
>>70411847
>>70411879
I feel like this might be a contributing factor but there must have also been some other reason desu.
>>70411884
>>70411886
long train is long
>>70409995
Very
What a spiteful little boy you are.
>>70411899
I see you entered a thread, had a quick browse and out of all of them you felt most strongly about one posted over two hours ago about pizza for breakfast.
>>70410137
Try lowering your expectations
the 'itis' snapchat story has been a pain to follow today
Honestly think every race of human is redeemable except niggers
>>70411877
Gonna go for a run in the morning
Call me a fat fuck until im fit
>>70411918
t. chink
Doing off peak
The wagies are basically paying for my ticket
(((Alternative media)))
>>70410383
Agreed
>>70411934
t. Deng Xiaopeng
>>70411937
controlled opposition
>tfw too intelligent to work
>>70411891
"look a privileged white"
>>70411954
I need to expand my folder of this 'ick
>>70411962
Maybe they just really like gelato. Ever consider that, racist?
so this is how the leaf will spend his day off
going to contact his university
Taking a day off from the University of Life: Toronto Campus
>>70411983
thanks for opening my mind
taking a lifetime off from having to live lads
>>70411910
Very perceptive of you, ThaiRAD!
I voted for independence last time but actually really comfy being an english subsidy junkie. Our services are less busy and cheaper. Think ill politely decline next time
>>70412006
>unironically living in Toronto
gas yourself tbqhwy senpai