/cp/ - Culture Pals - Iranian QTs edition

>>70407329
FUCK I didn't change the "portugues qts edition" in the op I'm autistic

>>70407351
She could easily pass as Portuguese

I'll bump it for free

>>70410690
I'll bump you for free
(pls b a qtp2t)

alright, that one guy that said i'd burn out if I talked with too many qts at once

you were right

>>70411136
called it

>>70411136
Nice one

SHADILAY!

TFW underage girls start flirting heavily.
stahp

>>70414478
No problem there
gr. Marc

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why do british qts suck so hard at english? are they all fakes? I have yet to talk to one that writes normal

>>70416627
it was me :^)

>>70416823
all of them? woa you must be dedicated

>>70415768
t. Chris Hansen

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Does anyone know the name of that iranian qt that plays guitar and sings in farsi
I think I saw some vids of her singing ay some kind of persian cultural festival on youtube a few months ago

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Why do they always look so much better in the pictures lads?

>>70418052
Because we're stealing the good ones

>>70407329

She is wearing way too much makeup

>>70407329


YOU FORGOT THE LINK

www.interpals.net

>>70418640
hello mr newfag

>rain
>milk
>pear
>gift
Name a country with more retarded names than Thailand
Protip: you can't

>>70418692

I've been here a while, nig. but how are other anons suppose to join us if they don't know what /cp/ is or what IP is either?

>>70418833
i saw 'apple' today, was just about to message """her""" for tech support for my phone

>>70418857

Lmao. Do it

>>70418835
these threads are called culturepals for a reason my friend, every thread with the link to ip was banned immediately, doesn't happen that often anymore as cp threads are slow as fuck but why risk anwyay

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>>70418910

>every thread with IP link was banned immediately

Since when? I've OP'd dozens of these threads and not one of them was deleted.


Btw for the Leaf, here is a kebab in Germany you could take without worrying that the government will execute her.

>>70418857
My first lay was called apple actually, from Hong Kong

>>70419036
haven't been here in a while but 2 years ago they were still banning "interpals" threads

>>70419100

The thread itself is "Culture Pals"

But We've always included at the very bottom of the OP "Website for new guys: www.interpals.net" that way as new /int/ goers check out /cp/ they know how to get started

>>70419159
thats not true, newfags were always mad about not including the link in the OP post

>>70419159
It was only there for short periods

Regards, oldfriend

>>70418833
mint is pretty common in thailand it seems

>>70419100
They had to move interpals threads to /r9k/ for a while because jannies kept deleting them on /int/, then they came back.

>Favorite Movies
>Braveheart, 300 ( films about history )

>>70419231
>>70419266

since I started coming here since August 2015 the IP link, mega, and paste bin has always been posted..

>>70419369
Kek I saw that
Triggered that

>>70419369
Braveheart and 300 are as much about history as the Mummy films with Bredan Fraser.

>>70419394
>always
Might want to reczech that my fat friend

>>70419451

well, ok, perhaps not every single time..

I'm a total faggot who recently broke up with an irl North African girl after three years. Are there good Arab girls on IP? I'm a bitch who can't move on so maybe getting another qt will help

>>70419546
Algerian girls are really easy. And I don't know if you consider Turks as arabs too, but turkish girls are in a whole different level of sluttiness.

>>70419036
Eww gross I only go after the non-Muslim or at least not very devout kebab girls. If they're wearing a proper hijab they're a no-go for me.

>>70419546
There's quite a few Arab girls on interpals, seems like Egypt is the most common Arab country to see there. You should definitely try Turks and Iranians too though.

>>70419276
I just saw a 'dream'

>>70420146
I've seen Candy, Fish, Cream, Carrot, Pepper, etc.

>>70420445
I saw a Thai """girl""" named Garfield but it was a ladyboy. That's quite possibly the most normal name for a Thai I've ever seen though.

>>70419602
>but turkish girls are in a whole different level of sluttiness.
Tell me more. A qt turk messaged me after I visited her profile. But she seems not stupid enough for this, also she has like ten friends.

>>70420692
Long story short is they're as desperate and thirsty as the Turkish men you see commenting on every Russian girl's pictures, they're just not as blatant about it right off the bat.

Is this Russian j'aime girl scripting with you guys too?

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if you're gonna reject me can't you at least stop looking at me

>>70420971

do you think train girl might be looking at you because she's catching You looking at her?

>>70421055
she was behind me so no, why is she torturing me

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I hate when Fucking roaches message me....

HEY Leaf. Can you take this roach off my hands?

/melobus

/PocketSize

interesting

>>70421226

maybe she glanced up at you when she noticed you turning around toward her? How do you know
She's starting at you?

>>70420815
Thanks. Here's a (you)

>>70421279
>maybe she glanced up at you when she noticed you turning around toward her?

yes and why does she do this? it looks as if she's seeking contact when i know she isn't. she should just treat me like a bag of trash

>>70421582

I don't mean to sound rude, but have you been weird around her?

>>70421231
No, I can get better looking kebabs than her. Sorry.

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>>70421624
a bit

>>70421790

Maybe she is being defensive? by seeing what you're doing?

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>>70421832
she's not scared of me, i'm not even a big guy(for her). i realise it's completely useless to ask for advise here

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REEEEEEEEEEE

stop messaging me!

>>70422102
Don't complain about the Kazakh they're basically Russians and there's like a 0% chance of them being Muslim.

>>70422102
Don't complain m8
you can just ignore them if you don't want to answer. However when no qties are actively messaging you...

>>70422156

The Kazakh said she's moving my city for studying

>>70422102
Remind them Constantinople is Greek

I litterally have never been messaged by a turk yet, only asians or europeans.

>>70419369
FUCKING KILL THAT CUNT ALREADY

>>70422240
You know what to do.

>>70422656

Also, this German QT just said she wishes we lived closer so I could take her out on a date

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>beer
JUST

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>>70422656

I don't really find the Kazakh very attractive Tbh

>>70422887
She's pretty qt. 8/10, bet she's more attractive in person as well.

>>70422936
>bet she's more attractive in person as well
>better than a picture she's taken multiple times to get the right angle, lighting ect to make herself look as good as possible
Sure bud

>>70422936
Def not close to 8 irl

>>70422936

I'm really not a fan of the heavy lipstick thing..

>>70423049
my qt looked nowhere as attractive in her photos as she was irl, not even memeing

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>>70422867
Fucking Thailand

>>70422887
There are some pretty QT Kazakh girls out there though. She's not one of them unfortunately. The best ones look like Asians that are actually attractive and not plastic dolls. Pic related, some Kazakh model.

What script are you running lads? I just cannot make any of the scripts in the pastebin work.

>>70423342
Skin is too dark for my liking, I prefer paler skin
>>70423376
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler

>>70423376
qtcrawler. Google it.
>>70423437
shit taste

Do Thais just write a bunch of nouns on paper and select them from a hat when they are born?

girls are a meme
I'm wasting so much time on this big tit big ass british girl I think I'll just stop responding to her flirt
all she fucking wants is to talk to me and then flirt

>>70423437
>>70423454
thanks, I'll test it
no one of the classic ones work anymore

>>70423454
>shit taste
>Implying
>>70423500
Yes

>>70423437

Her skin probably isn't actually that dark. It's probably from editing.


>>70423502

Post her profile, she might be fake. There was a big tit big asses Brit I was talking to who only wanted to flirt. The Serb did some snooping and found she was fake.

>>70423437
With Asian looking girls I prefer more tanned skin. But usually lighter is better for me.

>>70423502
If you don't want her I'll have her providing >>70423616 isn't right

women are the niggers of gender

>>70423740

What do you mean

>>70423500
They literally pick an easy to pronounce word out of a dictionary. This is not a joke post, that is literally what happens. They had a prime minister called Crab a while back and according to wikipedia: "Observers have noted such modern nicknames as "Porsche", "Mercedes", "Benz", "Man U", "Big Mac", "Internet", and "Google", among others"

>>70423576
nice olive skin is the best mane

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tfw would post my girls tits here but don't feel like being like a cuck

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>>70421231
Can you call her a cockroach and post her reaction please? Thanks.

>>70424040
just send them to my profile then mate

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>run the script on 18-22 year olds
>sudden influx of views
>they're all 24-25

>>70424040
>>70424142

Me too!

i hate you specially the lituanian dude and other argies
how can i stop coming to this shit thread i dont even go to interpals anymore?
am i addicted to rage?

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>>70424338
>run qtcrawler on 16-110 year old females
>guys keep sending me messages "Hey :)thanks for visiting my profile"

>>70424604
Something is broke and I think it's the site rather than the script

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Two days into a conversation with one of my qts she tells me she's moving in with her e-bf.

She's a scandi qt and he's a fucking GOOK in London who lives in China Town or some shit, whom she visited 6 times last year. She flew from her cunt to London SIX times to be with the yellow man.

How can the slanty-eyed fucks keep getting away with shit like this?

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>tfw you like attention from qts but keeping conversation going is a chore

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME SONG (about Portuguese qts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ7hdF7Xyns

>>70424720
What's this "Portuguese qts" meme?

There's no such thing. Portuguese women are NOT qts.

who is this, jetaime-lancoli ?

>>70424761
I messaged three yesterday homem. They don't even have to be that qt, I already have a gf, I just want someone to show me around Porto or Lisbon and listen to my stuttering half-Italian Portunol

>>70409357
no she couldn't

>>70409357
This. >>70424924

She looks too exotic.

>>70424761
Depending where you live

IP is so infested with white, slav and latin koreaboos anons here have to move onto MENA and SEA girls. how sad is that

>>70424953
Br*ga.

>>70424984
as do norte são as melhores.
vivo a sul de lixoboa e é díficil não encontrar lixo mouro.

Sou metade do norte, metade do alentejo

>>70424964
MENA girls are top tier though.

>>70425055
what will you do when the kpop cancer spreads to that part of the world too

>>70424953
as do Porto, wew. Também as mulatas portuguesas e caboverdianas sao lindissimas (a mim)

Today is such a nice day :)))) i feel good

>>70425079
It already has to Turkey. But when it ruins the Arabs and Iranians then I'm done. I'll never go as low as SEA though.

>>70425079
asian guys are cute and smart, i donno why you are all hating on them.

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>>70425098
>UM ESPANHOL A FALAR PORTUGUÊS
UM ESPANHOL A FALAR PORTUGUÊS
>UM ESPANHOL A FALAR PORTUGUÊS
UM ESPANHOL A FALAR PORTUGUÊS
>UM ESPANHOL A FALAR PORTUGUÊS
UM ESPANHOL A FALAR PORTUGUÊS
>UM ESPANHOL A FALAR PORTUGUÊS
UM ESPANHOL A FALAR PORTUGUÊS
>UM ESPANHOL A FALAR PORTUGUÊS
UM ESPANHOL A FALAR PORTUGUÊS

>run script
>end up viewing account of someone who I can only describe as a stalker
>she writes "my best friend :D" on my wall
>we hadn't spoken since before Christmas

Guess cunt, hint: not third world but give it 5 years

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Who is this?

>>70425245
Odeio decepcionar-te mas eu sou o cornualhes

>Likes idol anime
>Doesn't understand the fuss about k-pop

I don't see what so special about it, the songs are the same trashy, vapid and plastic shit we have here in the top forty charts. is it just the girls? They aren't even that good looking.

>>70425247
Greece?

Bonus meme: USA

>>70425320
korean people in america are very disciplined and hard working, kpop is just a silly entertainment for teens

>>70424761
I have a Porto qt tbqh

>>70425211
t. kim tae park

I'm deleting my interpals account after getting nudes from a milf
I can't deal with this shit, it's like cuckolding myself
what's the point of fucking talking to girls if you can't even fuck them

>>70425327
nope! Here's a clue - it's a country famed for having poor English skills
>>70425368
share and share alike comrade

>>70425396
what? don't you like nudes?

>>70425396
But you can

Bless Ryanair

>>70425247
Sweden yes!

>>70425370
im serious, i met this korean family recently and their little korean kids are all so well behaved, and they are just such nice people , nothing like what you guys describe them to be.

>>70425425
I can just google "nude women"
>>70425426
No, they would get disgusted by my pectoral thing
I'd rather just play videogames desu

>>70425368
She's not qt if she's Portuguese.

>>70425418
France.

>>70425464
tell that anglo lass about it, she won't mind guarantee it.
>>70425484
little bit North...

>>70425426
Once I get out of uni I can't wait to travel and actually meet some of my qt's
But for now I'm just a poor student...

>>70425464
If you rather play vidya then why complain about being unable to fug

>>70425464
>I can just Google "nude women"
It's the exclusivity boy

>>70425511
you can always do study abroad. I am gonna go in the summer and meet one person i really like but not other ones

>>70425506
I told her and blocked her since I don't want to see my rejection
she thinks I'm all muscley and shit when I have one thing missing the most that matters ;_;

>>70425464
the thing is that argie girls don't do it for me, the moment they open their mouths I lose all desire to talk to them.

I think it's the same for all anons ITT

>>70425484
Half baguette half poortugoose desu

>>70425511
The other day I visited mine for 26 euros for both flights combined
No idea how those potatonigs do it but bless em

>>70425565
Was gonna go to Germany this year but the university I was going to changed all the modules so it wasn't compatible with my course anymore and by that point it was too late to apply anywhere else

>>70425426

I wish we had "real" Low-Cost carriers here in the US ;__;

>>70425603
I don't plan to spend a single cent in visiting any qts but this is awesome anyway.

http://www.buenosairesherald.com/article/216532/lowcost-airline-ryanair-plans-argentina-arrival-by-2017

maybe someday...I'll finally see paris.

>>70425676
Norwegian Airlines and some other companies are going to do low fare transatlantics
70 yuros or so

>>70425567
should probably talk to someone about your huge insecurity regarding such a non-issue

literally showed pictures of poland syndrome to a female friend of mine and she said she wouldn't give a fuck at all

>>70425971
Kai tau du kartus nedavė pist dėl to tai tikrai jau niekas nebe padės :D

>>70425971
This, it's kind of weird but not a big deal

>>70425971
This
You'd be amazed how girls can care very little about your body

I have quite a few of scars

>>70425590
Leaf girls don't do it for me either. They're really not all that attractive and don't have anything super interesting to say. The only local girls I go after are immigrants or at the very least the children of immigrants.

This site is shit, why do people still use it?

t. used it in 2014 and only remade it early this year and deleted it 2 weeks ago

>>70426008
tau nedavė pist ne dėl keistai atrodančios krutinės, o dėl to jog veikiausiai atsiprašinėjai milijoną kartų ir atrodei žiauriai insecure dėl tokios smulkmenos

mano ūgis 173cm, vieną kart man literally į akis nusižvengė, kai tai pasakiau. Bet man px, problema ne tame kaip tu atrodai - problema tame, kaip tu perceivini tai

>>70426199
its like crack

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>>70426199
becasuse I'm on holidays and I have nothing better to do

>>70426206
neatsiprašinėjau aš, bet nesvarbu
ačiū, kad nori "padėt", bet aš pats suprantu savo padėti :D

>>70426267
Jei suprastum, tai žinotum, kad 99% iš jų tai yra visiškai pochui

>>70426219
>>70426260
Less and less people use it now, it seems

>>70426319
True, but I'm only using it just to kill some time.
Once I start coursing uni again I will forget about IP.

>>70426412
What about the girls on IP?

I used to script back in 2014 and i got heaps of matches, even met a Dutch girl in Sydney that i dated for a while, from what i saw when i came back i barely got any views, and the fucking koreaboo's plague the whole site, not to mention uggos

>>70426523
Girls on IP come and go, most stop using the website once they start getting tons of creppy messages from arabs and poo in the loos, others just get bored and leave, rarely do girls stay on Interpals for more than a year/few months. Add to that that the website is broken as fuck and every day there are less and less people online.
It used to have more than 20k people online at some point, now it's not even half of that.

Enjoy it while you can because this website will die in the next couple of years.

>some guy messages me how much of a piece of shit I am for not talking to her
wew lad

>>70426745
Mate, its already dead, lets not beat the dead horse ayy

What about the grills who use it after a few years, that chick i dated still uses it, must be thirsty for beta attention lel

>>70426807
Wew what a beta cuck

>>70426807
>guy
>her
kek'd a lil there lad

>>70426874
I blocked the brit girl that wants my children and now some guy messages me defending her

>>70426905
Aight, i dont frequent this thread, used to in 2014, i think all the girls on this site are quite damaged, more so than Tinder (which is for normies)

>>70426837
Some stick around, but 80% of girls on IP will leave between the first year and never come back, a few will sign up again though after some failed relationship IRL and leave again after a few months again lol

Some are thirsty for attention and stay on Interpals yep, but those are not very common. It's kinda rare to see a female profile that says ''joined 2 years ago''

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r8 lads
if I wasn't a cripple I'd be banging this

>>70427043
But i really question why some of them have stuck to the website for so long

Literally nothing of value in that website, its literally 1999 tier

>>70427081
kek fat

>>70427106
more like THICC

>>70427081
kek fatty

>>70426199
I'm unemployed and bored mostly, probably use it less once I get a job.

>>70427355
Nice dubs, leaf

>>70425735


WHEN?????

>>70427646
http://uk.businessinsider.com/wow-air-airline-ceo-tickets-cheaper-69-dollars-2017

>a girl i'm talking with is sick
>tells me she has runny nose and a "tranny" voice because of that

is that a sign that she's redpilled or just a case of bad translation?

>>70428056
what cunt?

>>70428995
Back story?

>>70428286
kebab

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>>70428995

>>70429021
Kebabs usually don't give a fuck with LGBT shit. Although there's still a chance it's just a translation error and she's not trying to show her power level.

>>70428995

Wew. Meanie.

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>tfw seduced a girl
>got her nudes
>then broke her heart

THE CRIPPLE STRIKES AGAIN

>have a minor breastplate defect
>I'M CRIPPLED BEYOND REPAIR I WILL DIE ALONE

who could this be

>>70429423
For what purpose?

Anyone of you use HelloTalk? Is it good?

>>70430415
Weeb shite

>>70430807
Thought so

>>70426199
I only still use it for the lulz 2bh

the site is soo boring, literally only extremely ugly people use it now.

>>70429423
>tfw the cripple can only entertain himself through virtual reality because no one wants the cripple in real ;(

>>70428056
haha thats actually a very common excuse among the trannies , cant beleive you fell for a man lady

>>70431542
true

>>70431616
want me to find you a real girl? i love match making

>>70429423

why are you a cripple?

>>70431616
you can go after like obese girls or maybe disfigured or someone with a similar disability as you :) no i am not a cripple tho lol

>>70431656
yes find me an american girl so I can have a greencard

>>70431602
no, she's legit sick and with a fever atm, no other signs of her being man either

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>>70428995
why so mean?

>>70428995
She is Korean, right?

i never knew why you always do this type of shit
inb4 whiteknight

this guy is sexy https://www.interpals.net/TaylorCT

Why is it that every Russian girl is either a koreaboo or likes absolutely pleb level popular American music?

>>70432626
Russian girls on Interpals are shit tier. They made me grow out of vodkafever.

>>70433047
you just haven't found a good one somehow. I have 2 absolutely based Russians and one who is basic af but got super lewd

>>70433745
The good Russians have all disappeared already. A couple years ago Russian and Ukrainian girls were top tier and my top QT was a Ukrainian girl. Now they're both shit.

>>70433827
fair, all of mine I have exclusively on whatsapp

>find the most perfect qt you've ever seen
>message read, no reply

Fucking cunt

>>70433982

You're probably too ugly

Don't worry, me too

>>70433982
I have worse, she viewed my profile and didn't read my message

>>70433982
post her brofile

Joined IP two weeks ago. Found it from one of these threads.

What's the end game here? Nudes, or do you meet irl and fugg? I'm never going to travel to whatever hellhole these qt's live.

>>70434648
Ideally they come to you or you meet one who's in a not completely shit country you actually want to visit one day.

>>70434648
It's better if you're European or megabux. I have an Italian gf I miraculously met on here and we go on holiday somewhere cool everywhere other month or so

>>70433982
>>70434026
We /ignored pals/ now

>>70434848
>tfw you and your qt are both poor as fuck and live too far away

>>70435274
where she to?
>>70435240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kC-QDNPKMvE

>>70435380
She's from Iran. She's decently well off by Iranian standards, she has an iphone and I can't imagine those are very cheap over there, but that's still pretty poor by our standards and she can't actually afford to leave the country unless she gets a scholarship at a foreign university.

BKC is coming.

>>70435568
Yeah, doomed to fail. Just enjoy the nudes I would. Like would you ever consider moving there?

>>70436090
The only way I would even consider moving to Iran would be if the country would revert to a pre-1979 state by some miracle. I know nothing will likely ever happen, I just enjoy the company mostly and the unlikely fantasy that anything could happen helps keep me going as gay as it sounds.

>>70436243
Well what's immigration like for her to Canada? Have yous ever spoke of such a thing?

>i dont make my bed because,if you do you make it easier for the dust mites to reproduce

is this legit?
i think this is the crazier text i got...from a girl i know irl

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The cripple strikes again

>>70436448
What did you send that provoked that???

>>70436555
;)
All in the matter of two days
People are nothing but toys to me

>>70436618
You're the lithuayylien right?

>>70436388
The closest we've come to that is her saying she'd like to live in Canada. And she is planning to leave Iran eventually. Give then right circumstances there's a chance she could come here but I'm not going to bet on it heavily.

>>70436618
didn't answer the question famalamadingdong
>>70436723
How long you been talking? Do you plan to stay in Canada?

>>70436448
I hate when people you talk to over the internet feel like they are entitled to lecture you on how to live your own fucking life just because you have been sympathic to them.

I'd block her ass if I were you.

>>70436777
Been talking to her for almost two months now. And I am planning to stay in Canada because I have no marketable skills that are in demand anywhere.

>>70436869
Two months isn't that long. Cool I guess. Either it'll work or it won't.

ONE OF THE THREE PORTUGUESE LASSES MESSAGED ME BACK FIRE UP THE CHAMPAGNE

Opinions of Romanians?

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what are some tips and tricks for dealing with lonliness when you get scrubed out from a discord channel for no reason

>>70438422
you can join mine, i think ill create a new one

>>70438581
do it boi

>>70438610
ok i just did lol

>>70438630
high energy

Totally forgot to tell you guys a crazy story of a girl that flew to america recently..

So to make it short as possible. For about a year on interpals there was a girl that I would say is probably my best friend on the site. Really cool chick, we talk a lot, skype, she even cried for me when she heard I was having trouble walking and health was getting worse. Good looking girl but at the end of the day we just didnt have a flirty vibe, so inevitably we kinda lost contact even though I wanted to be friends still, well, she wanted more so. And logistically we are so far anyway so it was hard to meet.

So we talk very randomly on and off.

Anyway randomly she sends me a pic and is like hey im in america lets meet. Im like dude.. what.. Shes like im off the plane lets meet. Im like dude.. wtf is wrong with you. Why didnt you tell me. Shes like I wanted it to be a surprise. Im like umm we just talked like a month ago couldnt you tell me you were coming then. Shes like no it was supposed to be a surprise so if you dont want to meet dont talk to me again...


Ya... Anyway.. We didnt meet but if you ever needed more proof for girls being fickle and impulsive...

>>70438673
https://discord.gg/kb7Yuya

>tfw you've been personally blocked by someone you've never messaged or viewed their profile

>>70438848
Clay babe calm it. I think that's sweet. Also if she didn't tell you beforehand she obviously wasn't coming just for you, you were probably just a bonus. If you're so infatuated with someone you buy a plane ticket to see them, you talk to them everyday without fail, you don't let it get to a month without contact.

>>70424964
eh koreans always want to talk to me and im a hideous autist neet

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Sorry lads, was busy

Tfw no korean gf

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>>70438848
What he said >>70439673
When you talked to someone for a long time and you happen to pass by his/her city, it makes sense to try to meet, even if it's only for a drink.
Since you didn't talk much lately, perhaps she thought it would have been a good idea to surprise you. It's normal too.
I see how it could have seemed too sudden and made you dig your heels in, though. Especially if it was at a time you weren't well and didn't want to see people. She didn't take that into account. I hope you're better now.

Pic not related.

I went to visit clay clay ;( and he slammed the door in my face

>>70438848

Wow...

You're a dick. Good friends can have a break in contact, and after that break go back to being good friends. You should have met her

>>70438848
She obviously went to the US to see someone else or to do something else and she thought it'd be a nice idea to stop by, or something alone those lines.
Being impulsive is something, travelling all the way from god knows where to another country thousands of kms away just to surprise someone pretty much on a whim is a completely different thing.

I think that it was a good idea not to meet her, she sounds a tad crazy.

>>70440304

>tfw, no visa needed for Belarus
>tfw, no visa needed for Russia
>tfw, no visa needed for EU
>tfw, no visa needed for China

tfw, too poor to go anywhere

kek

el /australiANO

>>70425174
The Levantine/NA is not Arab

>9/10 blonde polish girl whom apparently has a boyfriend
>picture of him on her profile, it's literally a chubby kim jong-un-looking guy with poorly trimmed facial hair and acne
>this is what girls find attractive in 2017

>>70440711
I think you missed the part where she wanted more, and I Thought of us as friends. And then she didnt want to talk as much after that. Then got mad when she randomly flew to america with out telling me, (because she wanted it to be a surprise)and I wouldnt come see her. Its not like she flew to my exact city. She was hours , hours and hours away. To keep the story vague she went to a romantic city lets say where I Do not live and wanted to hang out there expected me to then go by a plane ticket to see her for the week she was there.

Do you think if I was gonna go to her country i would randomly show up in it, take a picture of me getting off the plane in a city and be like hey surprise come see me or else I dont want to talk you ever again? We had just talked recently.

>>70440304
>>70441001
>>70439673

>>70444673
meh girls are dumb

>>70444673

Where was she from

>inspired by op, look for new Iranian qts
>They're all butt ugly, except for one who was average

Tunisians/Algerians are much more qt tbqh

>>70447024
Post pics

>>70432626
Russian guys too. They all want to know about "popular american music" and I don't know anything about that. But damn do I love that diseased slavic look.

>>70427081
Gross. But you need to get over your """disability""". I've seen your profile and no decent girl will care. If it bothers you so bad, keep your shirt on.

so what do i put in my profile to get nudes from qt3,14 oasis ladies

>>70448340
this desu

>talking to qt3.14 slutty moroccans

>>70448340
>Make profile
>add three decent pictures
>ten minutes later
>get messaged by 37 y.o. korean

blyad

>>70448596
ceн кoтaкбac

>>70448596
Roll with it
Also post profile

>>70448596
y тeбя пycтoй пpoфиль дoлбaeб

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>>70448669
>>70448843
what

>>70448785
no i am scared

>>70449218
Did you run the crawler?
Also don't be a pussy, I'm probably gonna post mine later

>>70449348
His profile is easy to find, you can sort search results by registration date.

Good point

>>70449363
>t. Putin's hacker

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>>70449348
>hungarians

>>70449407
why are they so bro tier?

>>70449434
Hah, no idea. He talked about how I should meet a beautiful aryan woman and have many babies

I chuckle when I check out a qt girls profile and see "This user has blocked messages from Turkey" haha roaches btfo

a new day, a new harvest

been talking to this 48 year old, not quite milf status and not that attractive but the fact that she's fucking 48 and constantly calls me handsome keeps me talking to her

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>married
>messages me this

>>70451001
gib url i want that too

>>70451508
try this

/PocketSize

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>>70451794
What the fuck

Are turks actually even worth messaging?

>>70449407
send her a WE video

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is feminism in western nations really so important that women put it on thir profile?

are single moms easy? thinking about this one solid 9/10 desu

>>70454413
>single moms
avoid that fucking poison. they're single for a reason.
at least dont give them your real name

>>70454413
/ChubbyBunny
share nudes after

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told her I was born in 96

kinda want to get off this wild ride

>>70454521

Inb4 sex freak

>>70454521
reminds me of old croatian joke
>mommy im scared i want to sleep with u 2nite
>ok my boy
>can i put my finger in your bellybutton?
>yes of course
>hey, thats not my bellybutton
>and that is also not my finger, mommy

>>70454620
i heard a lithuanian version of this, but with a teacher/student

based croats

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>>70454521
i think i would have a lot of fun with her

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https://clyp.it/4dtu2fya

sang a song with my long-running russian qt

dont think i'll ever meet her but we're good friends

we're both kind of romantically attracted but we recognise that we wont meet so we just enjoy each other's company

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>>70455672
That's so sweet anon, I'm happy for you

>>70455672
was expectng cringe but it was actually pretty nice whose idea was it?

>>70458315
my idea to sing together, hers to sing that song

we usually just sang songs for each other, we both like each other's voices

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>>70455672
>katyusha
that's one of my favorite slav girl names aight

>>70458554
same

had a bulgar gf (irl) called Katya, but she hated it, got annoyed when I didnt call her Katty

I called her Katya in an argument once and she kicked right off

anyway turns out Katya is another variant of Ekaterina (like Katyusha)

>>70434648
i just do it to bust a nut from the overload of female attention its better than porn then i ignore my qts till the next time a need to bust a massive load

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>all russian girls are near-desperate to leave russia

I don't understand this
/pol/ told me it was heaven on earth

>>70458834
eastern european women are gold diggers
I can't blame them, when you see how rich people live you want a taste of it

>>70458834
my russian qt doesnt
she's really patriotic and gets all fighty when i mention holodomor and the illegal annexation of crimea

it's cute

>>70458898
she's from a rich family so this is probably why

Daily reminder that Eastern Slavs are a trap and if you talk to them you're retarded.

>>70459564
this theyre either trying to get knocked up by you or theyre planning to mug/kill you and take your money

>>70441207
>tfw
>,

Good news anons, I might finally not be unemployed soon
Bad news anons, it's a part time, probably not much more than minimum wage job because I live in an economically depressed region of Canada
>tfw you will never save enough money to visit your iranian qt

>This website is so uncomfortable
Anyone else get this exact same line from like 90% of girls who ask for other social media?

>>70460322
Then move to a not shit part of the country

>>70460322
Have you considered moving?

>>70460890
>>70460912
Don't have the money for that at the moment. Which is why I'm willing to do a shit job. Plus the worst of the economic problems appear to be over according to economists.

>>70461238
Under neo-liberalism wealth is also concentrate into the hands of a few in a few specific geographical areas. Look at the UK, if you're not in London or cultureless-commutersville you're probably having a mare. The country may recover but your region won't. Hate to break it to you.

/Issina_Dana

not even gonna try myself, but wish you best of luck whoever decides to pursue

lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga-JXP9Gefk

>>70461427
>Issina_Dana
qt af desu

>>70461506
yeah, wayyy out of my league but wanted to share with the lads incase someone gets lucky

>>70461570
I already have a qt, I'm not up for accidentally falling a bit in love, I'll also pass over the baton

>>70461893
>>70461893
>>70461893

>>70438422
slacken you faggot, here
https://discord.gg/rquFh