>is weed sex as awesome as everyone says?
ol' 'cide
what is the absolute maddest city in Australia
>Thanks for coming to our British party Anon!!
>Yeah but don't be surprised if we make you talk like all night omg that accent haha :))
>google "canada day parade [street name from hometown]"
>brings up images from some city in british columbia
>its all chinese people in the parade
creasing
>>70406168
Nauru
You should take a trip, I hear they have special cruise deals
doing a get drunk while on benzos
>>70406175
Ah yes I'm British for sure ahaha pip pip darls
>>70406175
i remember when i went to the movies with my sister to see the new harry potter and she said two gems without realizing it, one was that british guys are ugly, and the other i can't remember. something about autism
>>70406223
great story; compelling and rich.
>>70406182
>western canadians
absolutely not very gud
i remember when i watched trainspotting with my friend and he kept referring to it as the movie about the Irish junkies
>hooked up to ECG
>beep... beep...
>nurse tries to break tension
>"So, do you have a gf?"
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
canny calm down lads
>i remember when i went to the movies with my sister to see the new harry potter
>When you realise that Australia is literally "What would happen if the Irish colonised a resource-rich-but-agriculturally-poor continent"
bantz me blonde, bantz me babe bantz me bantz bantz me....
https://youtu.be/aepBpZ3kXek
created an entire 10-month story arc as a lie to my therapist because i was too ashamed to tell him i've never had a gf
How come I never really see canadians make fun of their own country?
I'm not going to pretend like americans aren't overly defensive about ours. But still, a lot of the front page threads are made by americans making fun of americans.
Hundreds of shart in mart OP's have been yanks.
Why don't we ever see canadians be deprecating? They claim to be so british, well why don't they share that characteristic? Is it insecurity? I'm genuinely curious
>>70406272
>agriculturally-poor
Mate are you retarded?
>>70406266
a fedora post
>>70406297
b-but 4chan said Australia is just a desert
>>70406297
>"We're agriculturally rich! Just don't try to practice agriculture 10 miles from the coast :^)"
>>70406248
you are now aware that ecg porn is a thing
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5787be4c3ca5f
are there a lot of australians in whistler, canada?
>>70406244
digits of truth
>>70406297
what is the percentage of your land that is arable m8
now even the leafs leave us alone
>gives you a hug
the mexican
>>70406321
About 50 million hectares, more than Canada
>>70406318
yes
you fucks are invading every single resort town and nobody knows why
>>70406321
>>70406313
http://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/[email protected]/mf/7503.0
Take your heads for a spin mates
>>70406331
>A
>FUCKING
>SNAKE-EATING EAGLE ON A CACTUS
thanks mr trump
does the mojave desert have a lot of cactuses?
>>70406350
we have no snow and for some reason a lot of Australians are snow obsessed runts
i'm not one of them but one of my mates is. He goes to Canada, Colorado and the Austrian alps like every year to ski. It's the sports runts.
how do you pronounce 'second'?
>>70406380
sec-ond
>>70406380
the same way yanks do
>>70406380
seck-ind
haahhaahhahaha
>>70406370
he's in his right to hold that sign denouncing WHITE MALES
but calling him an anti-semitic name is a hate crime
>>70406409
just read in another thread (from an aussie btw (by the way)) that they hate the way yanks pronounce second
>>70406290
im more interested in why they're the only ones that call us chinks
feel sick as a dog
reckon that pork from last night has done something to me
Cooking perogies
Any Poles about?
off to read pic related
brits love it and its written by a yank
>>70406443
that's what you get for being a murderer
Why are Chinese girls so easy to manipulate lads?
Feel an Asian girl fetish coming on
>>70406429
he has no idea what he's talking about.
>>70406472
nonce
>>70406380
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hI0nTglaIP
>>70406547
show us your qt boipucci mate x
>>70406557
*brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaap*
perogies + ketchup/mustard sauce
scrumptious
CAUSE ALL WE DO IS WIN WIN WIN NO MATTER WHAT
USA ON OUR MIND IT CAN'T BE GREAT ENOUGH
AND WHEN WE STEP INTO THE WHITE HOUSE YOU KNOW WE GON BUILD THAT WALL UP
AND IT STAY THERE
had the best wank ive had in years earlier
wish i knew what brought it on
morning lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zxwwx3i9rt
>>70406643
Hola
what's that thing called for placing an intubation tube?
>>70406632
rise in testosterone
could NOT be allowed however
now it has been lowered again to optimal (low) levels
got called agriculturally poor in tesco express
why do australians say fuck off were full when it's huge and empty
Should I feel bad that the refugee program got shut down and that Mexicans are getting deported and the wall is going up and that Muslim travel is restricted?
>>70406668
hola
>its an SG1 visits rural BC episode
you met me at a very strange time in my life
>>70406685
it's mostly uninhabitable it's like people asking to go live in Death Valley
>>70406700
Getting ready for work?
chink sent me a sexy pic while i was at the gym and i got a boner lads
>>70406703
this time with hippies
>>70406717
yeah haha
>>70406703
the repeating day one was good
>>70406703
is sg1 good. big sci-fi space exploration fan
>>70406677
laryngoscope
>>70406731
LOVE groundhog day episodes in any show
>>70406736
>big sci-fi space exploration fan
>hasn't seen SG-1
what are you doing?
>>70406730
Don't forget: pants before shoes!
>watching sci-fi
the STATE of you
>big sci-fi space exploration fan
anyone remember when someone asked thailad where he went to uni and he unironically said something like "doesn't matter, I've studied at the university of life for 28 years" or some shit 100% serious? howling remembering this
>>70406736
best sci-fi universe IMO
>>70406742
>>70406748
am I missing something here
>>70406742
dont know. watched all the star-treks
>>70406760
You're now aware I couldn't be living in Thailand this long if I didn't go to university.
all yanks should be killed
>>70406736
Anything post RDA is piss, ORi is whack
Do watch the early seasons
If you liked ds9, you have to watch b5
>>70406736
yea I love it
good military sci-fi that keeps things fairly grounded.
people complained that in later seasons earth got way too powerful but I think it was reasonable considering all the alien tech they must have collected over the years.
>>70406747
ha spot on chief
>>70406770
SG-1 is great, you should watch the original movie first to get the backstory although it isn't as good as the series.
The Ori arc is the patrician's choice
>>70406714
It wouldn't be completely useless if there were river streams, but it's just dry wasteland
>hating sci-fi
desu Europeans can't understand sci-fi, its traditional New World (especially American) mythmaking.
>>70406767
yeah because the stargate is real haha
Normies just got back
sounds like they had a fun night
Can you runts discuss your klingon porn in another thread please
hmmm the ol' cide is looking VERY attractive
hmm what to watch
>>70406775
>>70406803
The Ark of truth was well done
I liked the Ori and SG: Atlantis and Universe
>>70406830
red dog
Currently dating a fat girl, we've been together for about five years.
Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.
The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement,
>>70406771
NEVER once in that post implied you have not attented an institution of higher education
>>70406830
Is Bogan ozzy for white trash?
>Cider? Why yes, 'tis the drink of choice of all British men! Beer and whiskey don't sit well with our tummies!
>>70406830
summer heights high
are tone'
https://www.fb.com/TonyAbbottMP/videos/10155177710448646/
>>70406830
i've only seen 3 of these
>>70406783
>people complained that in later seasons earth got way too powerful
Tho says this?
the steady tech progression throughout the series is one of the shows strongest points
Who else /CurrentlySupportingTheAustralianMusicIndustry/?
>Mexico will not pay for Donald Trump's border wall, the country's president has said in a message to the nation.
what now then
>>70406861
basically
>stan
my body is aching from creasing
>>70406856
did NOT ask for these feels senpaisan
>>70406845
Don't care what anyone says about Universe, it was absolute kino
>>70406783
>tfw no Asgard pimped out ship
>>70406824
NEED a Klingon gf to throw rocks at me while I read her love poetry
thaiLAD
>>70406882
Block wire transfers from illegal workers to their families back in Mexico
>>70406900
Opera dummy
>heals your wounds
>>70406906
what u wan?
>>70406915
cornetto
>>70406915
have you heard about the kev
>>70406930
go on
>>70406870
>Tho says this?
/tv/
also that enemies had this progressive power level shit going on but I'm ok with that too, obviously as Earth expanded its influence it would come into contact with bigger baddies.
>>70406806
why not irrigate it
or will they do that when there's a need
>>70406823
yeah we did. me and the girl i pulled will try to keep it down a bit mate, not that you have anything to get up for
>>70406913
i farm first 20 min then i carry u
we win u see
let me get rapier first
pls dont teamfight
>>70406935
he's actually walking backwards away from the camera
>>70406887
>not having stan and netflix and planning to sign up to amazon prime when they get gud
>>70406966
I'll have the guys in the lab check this out.
Thanks
>why yes i would like 568.26125 ml of beer please
>>70406915
thailad's GF when he comes to visit the go-go bar she works at, where she claims she """"""only works behind the bar""""""""
>>70406988
LOL
>>70406891
desu Battlestar Galactica did exactly what universe and Voyager did but 100x better
>>70406988
>The Londoner
>Gogo bar
dear me
>>70406988
>>70406988
LOL
>tfw leader of my friend group
feels good
>>70406937
The enemies' power level gains were pretty well explained and justified, though.
The only real glitch is between the Ra in the original movie and the goa'uld in the rest of the series.
>>70406976
the australian libraries are shit compared to the US ones thanks to autistic rights deals.
just punked the leader of the runts lads
yank twat ran off crying haha
So I'm Australian, right?
But I can't shitpost, at all.
How do I become a good shitposter?
>>70407030
eh the movie was pretty loosely connected to the rest of the series besides basic stuff so its ok
>>70407010
Universe and Voyager are not comparable in any way, so I don't really know what you mean.
>>70407031
i don't find them that bad desu
>>70407021
i was always second in command but i often tried (usually unsuccessfully) to lead a mutiny
>>70407031
Download Kodi and Exodus and watch whatever you want for free
>>70406378
have a friend thats going out west to work in the mountains and everyone thinks he's a mong
>>70407048
nah you've got it all wrong, australians are bad shitposters so you're an average arsestralian
>>70407052
similar concept
a crew trying to survive on a ship essentially lost in space
both of which trying to ape galactica but failing to live up to the same standards
the first two seasons of Galactica were excellent.
>tfw can hear people having fun
christ the leafs are bad tonight
>>70407084
I mean the plot concept is the same, but thematically they are nothing alike.
>>70407090
>tonight
>>70407063
good lad. rise up
>>70407105
no but the themes of both are similar to Battlestar
one of the writers of Voyager was the head writer for Galactica
>>70407021
>>70407063
>tfw the group punching bag
haha just a bit of sledging hey
>>70406942
>irrigate a desert
with what water?
look at California they already dried up the Colorado River now it just ends out in the middle of the desert rather than running all the way to the sea
the people living there face water rationing
irrigating deserts is pants on head retarded in fact people weren't meant to live in he desert to begin with which is why no one did except a couple Indian tribes here and some abos in Straya prior to the modern era
>>70407021
>>70407063
>>70407121
what? its like a bad yank movie
fact: 90% of yank posts include the word "leaf"
really makes you think
This is all a message to your friends: stay away from Port Newark. Don't even drive out to Jersey, not even on Sundays.
>>70407129
they both share some similar themes with battlestar, but there is very little in common between voyager and universe.
>>70407146
It's literally just that one retard
does having a gf cure or at least ameliorate one's depression lads?
Kristina Rose is looking old now :(
>>70407168
depends on the source of the depression
>>70407161
fuck off leaf
>>70407168
For a few months, then you start to doubt everything and it gets worse than it ever was.
t.knower
>>70407186
*sigh* what's even the fucking point then
>>70407145
your posts are fucking terrible. jesus
>>70407089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjPhzgxe3L0
Just came up with a smashing new gimmick, lads.
Going to premier it tomorrow, so stay tuned.
>>70407142
this is because the allocation of water is based on some 1920s stats which are inaccurate.
yet instead of cutting water allocation they keep it at the same unsustainable levels
>>70407199
aha GOOD question (there isn't a point)
i dream filthy my moms and pops mixed me with jamaican rum and whisky
>>70407206
imagine how awkward being a lead singer who didn't play an instrument would be
gf? haha yea right, i like to SAVE my money thank you very much
wonder what #1 will be lads
>>70407205
>says the fatyank talking about the highschool anime tier social dynamics of his friend group
>>70407184
love the jpeg artifacts from this being posted so many times by castrated yanklets
>>70407238
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT2_F-1esPk
lads
https://youtu.be/28B4fqMA9Oo
>>70407245
we were joking around you complete autist. christ
>>70407264
christ alive that neckbeard
>>70407276
i bet you unironically consider yourself the most alpha among your friends
>>70407246
okay calm down. at least canada is still respected over at reddit
>>70407289
no. that type of thing stopped existing when i turned16. nice frog picture though, can certainly tell you're not the alpha
just told my followers (friends, i am the leader of my group) to follow me into battle lads
>tfw leader of /brit/
feels goof
I sniffed some weed once and it was absolutely rank
>>70407303
>>70407307
literally cringing
>>70407300
being alpha is for morons
omegas dont feel the need to prove themselves 24/7
>>70407307
>>70407303
oof....
>>70407307
hail
>>70407257
yeah i hope not 2bh
most overrated fucking song
literally shaking rn
>>70407319
*dank
calling someone a goof is honestly the most offensive thing you can say here
thailad do you remember the bellend smells of skips meme
TRUE leader of /brit/ here
ama
>>70407348
goof....
>>70407360
I remember people saying it
>everyone ITT will NEVER EVER go into space, even just in orbit
meanwhile our grandchildren will probably see it as being a trivial thing like flying.
Night lads. I leave you with this choon.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1482472616997.webm
>>70407406
>implying we will EVER have grandchildren
the 'f
>>70407438
oof....
>>70407406
>our grandchildren
>>70407438
carolyn?
more like carl
can you lads suggest a fire rap song from the 90s that has a good clean version? need it for reasons.
>>70407455
You and me. Let's get started.
i can't get no sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4
>>70407406
In the future people will look back on 4chan like the burning of the library of alexandria. they will be jealous of those that got to see 4chan in its heyday.
broke up with the so called E'GF today
she GENUINELY did not care, so remember lads to always be on the lookout for
V
R
W
I'm off to chant at a wall for 3-6 hours lads
just doing my bit for the country
FOOD FIGHT!!!
>>70407471
tell me the reasons and I'll give you a song
>broke up with the so called...
Shittest gimmick on here. Glass yourself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xTgCUSRG0k
>>70407471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM
>>70407532
normie thing where we all have to go on stage and have to pick a song, it has to be "family friendly" whatever the fuck that means
>tfw you get rejected for a job but you wanted to stay neet anyway
>>70407570
how hard is it to get neetbux in aus
why do soccer players wear gloves
>>70407569
>sweaty slightly overweight white man walks onstage and puts on some 90s gangster rap for his coworkers/classmates
>>70407596
you gonna give me a song or not la?
>>70407570
>tfw you have a job but the management is getting shadier every day so you're looking for a new job while keeping your head low and hoping not to give them any fuel to pull the trigger on you in the meanwhile
>>70407504
>>70407471
lil jon & the east side boyz - get low
thoughts?
>>70407570
soccer is silly
>>70407595
cause england is cold and not everybody has great circulation in their hands
>>70407607
I did here >>70407536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrEdbKwivCI
>>70407615
the twat version of sargon
>>70407536
>>70407537
>>70407656
ah yes i bet everyone is rushing to click these!
well i don't have as many friends because
i'm not as pretty as i was
bog toot fart BRAAAP BTFO
getting my daily dose
>>70407615
the thinking man's sargon
>>70407676
watch the boondocks episode where he comes back to life
great critique of modern african american culture
>>70407680
Of Easter?
>>70407690
>watch this show written by niggers
ah yes good idea leaf thanks
>>70407672
:P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwHuEDCM7xs
why does /fit/ tell everyone not to cut?
>>70407690
for the record this RACIST is not me >>70407706
which one brit??
>>70407706
it's legitimately a good show though
>>70407707
good image tbf
need a more alpha personality
It...it's you! The hero of kvatch! This is truly an honor!
>>70407717
left has a strange looking face
what ethnicity is that
alex is a stupid nigger
>>70407727
Pssst! Meet me behind the temple.
>Nigger
dude fucking EPIC!!!
>>70407727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J5gN1DwNDE
>br*t w*men
>>70407717
ugh neither i fucking hate hipster bitches with beanies
>>70407746
FORN
>>70407737
She looks like an English person.
I saw a mudcrab the other day, horrible creatures
>>70407754
>deano
deserved it
NIGGER KIKE CHINK WOG COON CHUG SLOPE [N I G G E R S]
saw some aussie twink the other day, wonderful creature
>>70407780
Bigot.
(You)! How did you find this? Who are you?
>>70407737
one of those mongoloid looking Slavs
just under a week till February
>>70407807
that isn't a slav
T B H Gothic 2 > Oblivion
>>70407680
330ml of beer straight down the gullet
always got a chuckle out of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN80_7rNmcE
>>70407822
why did you remind me
>>70407827
tried this and it was serious shit
serious shit
delete this post
>>70407754
ah yes this must be the female privilege i keep hearing about
have a memory of a nerdy kid showing me a trailer for oblivion in the PC lab and hyping up the game so much
>>70407824
Just a guess, she looks a bit like Katya
>>70407861
did NOT mean to bradleypost there
>>70407806
>starting the main quest
tip kak
enjoy hellgates everywhere
>2016 was 10 years ago
might and magic ix
>>70407861
desu I was insanely hyped for Oblivion
fell 100% for the YOU CAN DO ANYTHING gimmick
BHAALSPAWN!
>Tomorrow was yesterday
>>70407906
thats exactly what the kid was saying
"EVERY action has a reaction, bro"
best scene ive seen in a while
http://yespornplease.com/view/785640685
An alarmingly-high percentage of those who watch anime and manga, have been deprived of the knowledge necessary to interact successfully with other human beings. Anime is nothing more than cartoons with featureless expressions, expressions that the audience often mimic and attempt to pass off as "socializing". More often than not, this is met with derision and scorn, as it should be.
Those who watch anime have not matured. They are stuck in eternal limbo between childhood and pubescence, completely unable to respond appropriately to others in the outside world. I suppose as long as they're contributing to society in some manner, shape or form by working a computer job from home instead of polluting outside with their awkward ugliness and foul scent, then I have no major issue with them.
>>70407910
fuark
the meme is true though. every year has been better than the last.
wonder when this runs out. maybe because growing up you get better looking and more confident in the direction you're going. Know who your friends and stuff are, no reason in fucking around with things you dont care about
>oblivion came out 22 years ago
>Morrowind came out 40 years ago
>happiness was 10 years ago
>i play sims games
>>70407923
can't see shit. why didn't they just flip on the light if they knew they were filming
>I've been alive for 25 years
morrowind was better than oblivion
>>70407956
EL PRESIDENTE IS GOOD PRESIDENTE
SURELY WE NEED MORE STATUES OF OUR GLORIOUS LEADER TO RAISE MORALE
>I dont even know if im really alive or if this is all part of some simulation
>I've been alive for 19 years
its Australia day; throw some shrimp on the barbie
that pathetic fucking leaf still posting in the last thread
>>70407970
>can't see shit.
>>70407995
it was VERY static though it had a better world
>I haven't kissed a girl for 29 years
>Ive been posting on 4chan for 6.5 years now
>Im 25
Im not even a NEET and am fairly normie yet I still post here. Worrying that I'll never leave desu
>>70408029
story and questlines were better too
>>70406186
Don't forget the top-notch accomodation!