You can only post ITT if your country has defeated France AT

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I've waited so long for the opportunity to post this...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobster_War

FROGS BTFO

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>>70402930
salope

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I would never war a Franch

so... it's a thread open to everyone.

>>70403016
For each french defeat I can show 10 victories. Do you understand ?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Plains_of_Abraham

BTFO
T
F
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What kind of sick bastard would fight the French?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Puebla

still love you baguettes

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>>70402930
Hahahahahahahaha

>>70403065
You're welcome
>>70403080
t. doesn't know his own history

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This and Napoleon

>>70403080
nobody wants to fight against france, but french comes and wanna fight, so you have to beat them

>>70402971
well done, hueland

We sure beat the fuck out of them at some point.

I think we did once?
must have been a pretty bad beating cus it's even celebrated in the us

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>>70402930
Uppity gauls tried to collect on Louis' loans to us after the Jacquerie took over. Why are they always trying to start shit?

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>>70402930
There it is

>>70402971

surrender frogs will never recover

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>>70402930
>De Castries: "The Viets are everywhere. The situation is very grave. The combat is confused and goes on all about. I feel the end is approaching, but we will fight to the finish."
>Cogny: "Of course you will fight to the end. It is out of the question to run up the white flag after your heroic resistance."
They surrendered

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Reasons to love France
>refuse to be Americanised
>proud noble people
>beautiful cities
>best fashion
>liberté, égalité, fraternité
>eiffel tower
>best food
>best mix of celtic and latin cultures
>main part of the crusades
>wear a scarf all year round
>discussion of philosophy while smoking a cigarette in a cafe drinking coffee
>admire art in a deep manner

That is why you should love France

>>70406890
It's an african nation today man, none of what you described applies today anymore.

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>>70406890
>McDonald's on every corner
>bloodthirsty, backstabbing people
>formerly beautiful cities ruined by modernist eyesores
>Italian knockoff """"fashion""""
>No-longer-respected memes from the Rousseauian dystopia phase
>a fucking antenna
>snails
>rabidly proud of being Roman rape babies
>again, second banana to Italy
>wear a scarf all year round like a hipster faggot
>discussion of human trafficking while smoking hashish in a refugee camp
>uncivilized savages pretending to have aesthetic appreciation

That is why you should hate Fr*nce

>>70406684
I want a Vietnamese gf a

>>70402930
Faux war in 1804 and the Vichy French (do they count though?)

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Canada exists as a victory over France.

The remaining Frenchies must bow to our Queen.

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>>70402930
>only defeating France once
>Not making defeating France your national hobby

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>>70407355
Me too m8

>>70407593
Wouldn't mind her shattering my bollocks haha

>>70406890
>refuse to be Americanised
>you can see them defending american poster and sucking american cocks

ha no

We kind of won part of the 7 years war I guess

H-hi there

>>70407355
You don't, trust me they're bad for you

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>>70403016
No.

>>70406684
ffs, Vietnam

>>70407255
ffs, America

No longer our greatest ally

>>70407434
>implying your favorite hobby isn't building shiton of coalitions against ONE nation

>>70408255
p-p-please stop burning your own country

o-okay? ~

>>70408626
ok we will stop after parade in Paris

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>>70408672
WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN, SON

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I see a lot of people bashing France on 4chan and I don't really get it. Is it because the site is predominantly anglo and the rest try to fit in or something else(I am open to take the the french pill).

This is obviously subjective, but the poorest region of France looked better than UK's richest. GDP and other statistics won't give you style, a sense of aestethics or an appreciation for art. All of which thrive in France. There's a lot more to France, top 10 cultures on Earth for sure, but I am too sleepy right now.

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>>70408726
stei med

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>>70407355
>Serbo-Vietnamese Children lol

>>70407255
>>discussion of human trafficking while smoking hashish in a refugee camp
nice

>>70402930
Unfortunately we have won in 1812.

>>70407434
Pretty sure we defeated France more often than you, lad

>>70402971
>activities in the so-called "designated areas"

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I'll just leave this here

>>70402930
V E N I
I I
C D
I I

>>70410483
Ah fuck it doesnt work, what a spoilsport.

>>70402930
>Flag used by Germany occupied France
>BadAss

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>>70410598
LITERALLY DOUBLY DEFEATED

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>>70402930
pic related: ladyboy alternate history

>battling allies
lol

Yep, defeated Napoleon :^)

Also technically there were probably quite a few other wars where Russia was on one side and France on the other and the side Russia was on won, but I can't be fucked looking any of them up tbqhwy lads

>>70406890
I don't even know if it's b8 at this point, but rest assured that if I were sure it's not I'd definitely write a long and well-argued post about why almost all of your post is bullshit. Sware on me mum.

PS France is ok

>>70402930
Its the biggest party in the US after 4th of july and black friday

>>70402930
we cucked them to stay catholic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Paris_(1590)

>After repeated failures to take the capital city of Paris, Henry IV converted to Catholicism, reportedly declaring that "Paris is well worth a Mass".

Sorry France, you could be as succuessful as the protestant nations.

This thread is very interresting because it makes us wonder how people consider nations through History. Whereas France can easily be recognized as one through its History most of the answers here are about countries that didn't really exist at the time, by exemple:
>>70407416 Canada
>>70410726 Ukraine
>>70410483 or Italy
Same is for >>70411040 where you're mentioning a Siege made by a spaniard born in Italy with a holandese Army.
Or this buddy here >>70410295 whose country didn't really exist before the 18th century.
Any way kudos to the brits who kicked our ass so many times its still has bruises.

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>>70402971

DELET THIS

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frogs btfo

>>70411313
Don't include me in your little case study, mec
I'm more Russian than Ukrainian and sort of identify with both because of my complicated ethnic/cultural/national settis lel

>This thread is very interresting because it makes us wonder how people consider nations through History.

The concept of nations is pretty recent and they didn't really exist until about midway through the 19th century in any relevant numbers, "countries" and loyalties of their citizens were defined much more by their religion, which monarch they supported (or more realistically, who the nobleman who owned the land they lived on supported), and arbitrary ass administrative/political divisions. If your implication is that those posters can't take the credit for those victories, then you can't really take the credit for any victory by any French state before the Fifth Republic (and even if you could, if you're from any region except Île-de-France everything earlier than about the XVIII century is off limits because your ancestors didn't even speak the language that eventually became what's now known as French).

tl;dr calm your buttmadness and don't be so autistic, chef

>>70410295
You literally lost every war you took part in.

>>70402930
Does financial depletion count?

>>70411641
>sort of identify with both because of my complicated ethnic/cultural/national settis
in fact you're just a slavshit

>>70407434
This, you can't be a British citizen unless you have personally thwarted France's plans for world domination at least 4 times.

>>70406324
Wtf you ungrateful bitches

>>70411719
Damn right I am and thank Allah for that, bratukha

>>70411720
Thank you, based Britain
Good thing others have thwarted your own plans lots of times too, though. I guess that's what they call checks and balances

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>HE HAS A STICK
>WE SURRENDER

>>70411835

Sticks can be fuckin dangerous m8

>>70407416
your queen is literally kebab now

>>70411313
>Siege made by a spaniard born in Italy with a holandese Army.
In this case the country existed as the Spanish Empire

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>>70402930
It's not that hard to btfo France while it's your enemy.
But can you btfo it being ally with it

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Frogs BTFO

>>70411795
No, we're just that good at thwarting plans for world domination that we thwarted our own.

>>70412045
THIS

>>70406486

That was nice. And based Gran Capitan. But this one will always stand as the most comprehensive BTFO of those turk-loving gabachos during that era

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Pavia

>>70409077
Fuck you /int/, I've wrote this blog for nothing. However, it's refreshing seeing westerners not giving attention to the pseudointellectual romanians who constantly seek it.

Never teach a romanian how to fish, he'll fuck your wife.

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>>70407434
t. tea drinking retreat monkey

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>>70411857

>>70413032
Burn it

>>70408284
This guy says the truth.
t. Viet fugger

>>70412557
>>70409077
lmao
I like the cut of your jib, pal

Your post wasn't bad and I don't think nobody appreciated it, it's just pretty hard to reply to (not to mention you said you were going to sleep)

Regards, slav man of cheering up

>>70410295
You won 2 times only.

>>70411939
>it's not hard

Yes it is.

>>70409077
Just an anglo thing
On the other hand, I dunno why all the slaves of Britain are doing it too.

>>70411900
>4 dead

Korea BTFO

>>70412045
never froget

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Count?

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>even roaches defeated frogs once