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call centre tomorrow

call centre tomorrow

call centre tomorrow

call centre tomorrow

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centra tomorrow

mom is making me go to the call centre tomorrow

>>70401044
Why are canadians so desperate to fit in with brits? Is it because they have no unique characteristics?

Wow wtf this article made me realise the nice attack wasn't because of Islam at all!

http://www.gq.com/story/nice-france-bastille-day-attack-untold-story?mbid=synd_digg

>>70401057
forgot to mention

doing a read of this btw

call centre 'morrow

>be yank
>get shart

>>70401015
She wants to meet in public and she broke up with me bud I'm not sure she'd want to have sex

>They'll also give you painkilling medicine into your veins, so that you're comfortable when you wake up.

please be morphine please be morphine please be morphine please be morphine please be morphine please be morphine

what's morphine like lids?

>>70401088
ah, your biography??

>>70401044

ironic considering leafs do terrible shit posts on purpose and are generally proud of themselves yet yanks act uncharacteristically docile in an attempt to seem like they belong in /brit/

>be yank
>get shart

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>>70401109
micks BTFO

>>70401107
hmm i misread

>>70401087
>expecting me to read that

gonna need bullet points lad

>>70401088
>i just started reading: the book
good, la

>>70401108
Housemates sister said she'd rather feel the pain of a broken leg than take morphine again

>be yank
>call centre tomorrow

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>>70401108
like a warm fuzzy blanket around your soul

whats supposed to be the appeal in womens bums agains?

>>70401108

literal paradise

people risk dying for it as a recreational drug it feels so bliss

>>70401108
bliss

anti-leaf yank's persistence is quite honestly charming to say the least

shame he's such a thick cunt

>>70401140
would that not be more crime and punishment

if I don't make it into any grad schemes I think I'll just move to aus and smoke weed at the beach all day 2bh

>>70401107
if you go then it's the ultimate sign you're a bitchboi and as whipped as ever

>>70401138
And admit that she's still ruling my life?

Might do a cide' n 'cide

terrible canadian's posting mindless nonsense and their opinions and terrible shit posts

OR

yanks acting docile in an attempt to befriend fit in with actual brit lads

Comprehensive list of leaf contributions to the world:

>>70401181
See Bruce I can't tell what's more beta
>saying I don't want to see her (which means I'm still devastated asf about the relationship)
>going and being distant and business oriented and getting the stuff and leaving

I'm scared she'll see the pain in my eyes

leafs are secretly playing 405d chess in front of your own very eyes yet you SHEEP are too stupid to realise

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ffs no idea how I'm going to explain this one to the landlord

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZemwnFtfCk

>>70401158
isn't heroin just refined morphine?
or the other way around

>>70401231
Canadians invented quantum computing and deep learning, which are poised to be two of the most significant technologies of this century

>>70401179
I'm coming with

>>70401218
Alphas who don't give a fuck what you think

Or

Beta spineless yanks

Hmmm ooo hard choice

why do people in the worst circumstances have such a strong will to live, but middle class folk seem apathetic about it all?

I've read about prostitutes in moldova who get kidnaped and shipped to turkey, forced to work in brothels. and yet they don't give up and many manage to escape and shit and come back home and have kids and a family.

and you look at 4chan and it's full of lads with potential who've all but given up on life because they weren't handed a perfect life on a silver platter

>>70401276
you need to find a stud

and the support beam for the wall :^)

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Lads is cheese craic?

>>70401252
or doing neither and just say you're busy and don't want to be stuck carrying clothes around all day.

if you tell her you don't want to see her, she's won and if you go and see her, she's won. just say no, i'm busy. leave them on the porch.

Comprehensive list of Iceland's contributions to the world: Björk, Lazy Town

>>70401331
Skype

>>70401317
it's joyful I suppose

>>70401317

>imported from England

you've been gypped lad

>>70401342
no that was us

>>70401345
GOOD post

Where are all the brits at?

>>70401345
I didn't buy any I just saw it at the store.

looking for a new job but I'm not qualified for fuckall and have experience in the wrong areas

>>70401331

beating england in the euros

>>70401345
howling

>>70401373

lie.

>>70401373
Same desu

Peng ting called Maddison

>>70401188
who cares! asserting yourself would be a nice change i'm sure

>>70401133
ah yes i'm sure he's most qualified and wasn't chosen simply because he's black

>>70401317
Why do Micks always steal our food
>Full Irish instead of Full English
>Irish breakfast tea instead of English breakfast tea
>Irish cheddar instead of... cheddar

>>70401331
You had the first openly gay head of government

>>70401282
heroin is just morphine synthesised to be stronger

they use morphine since much less chance of dependence growing, essentially the same effects though

>>70401318
She gave me a time tomorrow to meet and I said I had the class at that time(true) and to do what I originally asked or forget about it completely

Will let you know if she replies, thanks lad

I asked /cum/ earlier but they're all card carrying virgins and were no help

>>70401399
hmm might do this
don't even know what I want to do, I have no interests

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feels good senpai

>>70401434
still, high is high
they better use it goddamit, even though the situation doesn't really call for painkillers
I mean, the goal of this surgery is to stop pain

>>70401429
it's in their nature

>>70401433
That was just a lie to trick foreigners into liking us

Love mozzarella

>>70401429
the need to reinforce that they, are indeed, not english

ketamine

>>70401470
any kind of invasive surgery is gonna leave you sore lad

konosuba episode 3 desu

>>70401407
I followed your advice somewhat but I didn't sperg out and say "I don't want to see you"

Lads I was watching the highlights from that Shia Labeouf livestream and im blown away

80% of the /pol/acks that came round to take the piss out of the thing are actually very attractive and not autistic at all, quite good banter

I usually hate those fucking dafties, didnt expect that

>>70401509
will you link me to the video?

Why do the faggot mods keep shutting down /hwndu/ threads?

>>70401502
Megumin best girl

>>70401282
'eroin has an extra methyl group attached to the molecule allowing it to cross the bbb (blood-brain barrier) faster and provide a quicker high

>>70401509
uhm no sweety, the sjws are the good looking ones :)

>>70401509
Did you see that crazy guy that shouted out hackerforum and then said Hitler did nothing wrong?

>>70401509

lots of lads on /pol/ are quasi normies, minus their political opinions

>>70401528
he's trolling
they were all autists except for one fat mexican guy

>>70401509
proofs????????

>>70401470
if you're going under the knife no doubt they'll hook you up lad

*Injects some methyl group molecules directly into my brain*
Ah. That's the good stuff

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>>70401509
Need Jesus in my life

>>70401528
Currently watching two well dressed lads dance about like spastics to shadilay, skip into 4:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFzjfHto78o

Watch them all, they are hilarious. This livestream is literally going on for 4 years. 4 years of utter pisstaking. Cant wait for some sted head from /sp/ or /fit/ to come down and throw hands with Shia. Bound to happen.

>>70401549
Yeah, he was an ugly little spic twat and not humorous at all

>>70401575
This chap here

>>70401557
Watch the videos

just filtered yanks and canadians

ah yes
not autistic at all
https://youtu.be/XFzjfHto78o?t=11m25s

>>70401470
yeah you'll have a tap in your hand for the general
they'll hook you up to pain med dispensor
they'll probably even dope you before you wake up, they did with me

>>70401597
No la the guy im talking about was completely white and didn't really say much

to whom it may concern: shia is jewish

>>70401575
thats charls in a wig

>>70401604
expected alot worse, actually watch them. they are mostly normies.

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Simply find it absurd how one could be banned for such a non-offence when you compare it to the other (see: leaf) offerings of the thread.
I do hope the janny's mother is ravaged by a pack of wild Congolese migrants. For all I know it probably wouldn't be the first time.

>>70401554
moron

>>70401632
dumb
linux
poster

>>70401625
The chanters fit their stereotype quite accurately though

>>70401661
Yes, alot of sickly looking college students

>>70401597
look like normal people

>>70401710
WE

>>70401613
Im thinking of the one Shia squared up to

Shia literally only squares up to any of the autists that fuck around, hes very deliberate

>>70401447
avoid ultimatums desu.

the entire goal here is to either get your clothes back, or make her look like a psycho cunt to your mutual friends as a couple. giving an ultimatum like that can allow her to show people and be like "i was just trynna be nice and give him his clothes!!" and can even take that as a not being over her.

at this point, it's like picking up something from an aquaintances house. you don't meet up with them, nor are you demanding. you just say "yeah leave it on the porch and i'll pick it up when I can on xyz day" then turn up late because you know she'll be waiting to see you lmao

>but some nice new shirts
>shoulders are too wide and they look wonky

>>70401755
big shoulder wanker just loves his fucking shirts

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http://www.politico.eu/article/us-may-lure-more-countries-out-of-eu-says-likely-trump-envoy/

>US may lure more countries out of EU, says likely Trump envoy

>The U.S. could seek bilateral trade deals with European countries behind the back of “a certain bureaucratic organization called the European Union,” according to the man tipped to be Donald Trump’s ambassador in Brussels.

>Any EU member country that struck such a deal would have to leave the bloc but Theodore Malloch, a university professor, implied that Trump would not be concerned about the diplomatic consequences. Asked on BBC Radio 4 about the political fallout, he chuckled: “You’re dealing with President Trump and clearly when it comes to foreign policy … He’s willing to turn the table over and do something quite different.”

Where were you when the BASED USA rode in and told the EU to shove it up it's arse?

>>70401604
Hmmm curious as to what their heritage is. They act like complete brutes, just being obnoxious and shrieking whenever they disagree with someone.

I'm from a long line of british aristocracy and never met anyone from a similar background act like that.

>>70401710
Those who are currently standing in front of the camera look tame
I guess you haven't seen such things as a black man with pink hair, dancing around in women't clothing?

PLAY
the
CHESS
lads

If you win you get a pretty little screenshot and everything

https://en.lichess.org/oYcvyhVg

>>70401794
talking about the /pol/ anons

>>70401770
Ah yes, because any other EU country is going to act like the perfidious anglo.

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Thou see'st this face?
This is the face which has kept me out of Hollywood for the past forty years, this is a face for the BBC, not only that, it must be confined to its deepest darkest reaches; a channel known and branded as "CBoobies".

>people with anxiety and cancer more likely to suffer from and die from cancer

>>70401816
Who gives a shit? We have a US administration that clearly dislikes the EU. This is a huge boost for the UK with Brexit going on

>>70401748
>he can leave items In plains view without it being taken
Ah yes, to live in a nice area

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3 pls

If you don't listen to BBC radio 3 and read The Economist you need to fucking get out

sick of underage ruining /brit/

>>70401769
>by bigger shirt
>shoulders fit but the rest looks like a dress with how baggy it is

Why do only design close for fatties/twigs/manners?

>>70401853
where do you live where someone would go through a plastic bag on your porch?

>Two lads in adidas tracksuits squatting with tins in the background

lmao this is pretty good

>>70401856
janny is on the EDGE of his seat

>>70401770
Reminder the EU was designed to counter the US but Britain was pushed into joining by the US as a way to destabilize it

>>70401770
Can just imagine the tantrums being thrown behind closed doors in Brussels right now.

>>70401856
7-8 pls

>found a tranny on tinder
>in westmids
Could it be?

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>that question from "Sir" Gerald Howarth and the P.M.'s answer to it

Really need for my family to kick the bucket so I can finally get round to fulfilling my lifelong dream of killing myself.

>>70401875
Croydon

has there been any /brit/ presence at the hwndu camera yet

>Lad bares his arse to the screen
>Shia likes this
>Shia says "a lil bit of tushy in the morning kick things off hell yeah"

genuinely like this Shia fellow

>>70401851
trump wouldn't have happened without brexit in all honestly, and a hard brexit wouldn't have happened without trump

>finally listen to the beatles
>one song is decent
>next is rubbish
>endless cycle of this

don't get the hype

>>70401905
Looks like were double teaming her mate :)

>>70401912
west brit

seriously how do i feel less lonely besides drinking and 4channing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hYryIwQW0A
at 2:22 he brings a producer in to the studio to elaborate on his statements about how trump is beating the NWO

>>70401982
you'll get used to it lad

i lost contact with all my friends by the time i was 20 and it fucked me up honestly but i got used to it

>>70401982
Get a pet or start growing plants

Love mozzarella

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>>70401949
you're about 50 years too late m9

What should I say about /brit/ in front of the camera?

>>70402028
don't understand this image

>>70401859
>BBC radio 3
Sorry, I'm just not a classic man. I don't have the brain to regard it as enjoyable like I do trance, techno and rock.
>read The Economist
they're anti–russian radical centre-rightists, wasting my time as they don't provide a very different viewpoint to what already is in massive circulation in angloglossic media..

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocIR6B-YtYE

>arsefartia

>>70402021
as in get used to being fucked up or normified?

>>70402021
Most men's friend ground deteriorate about the time they leave university (early 20s)

>>70402028
why is that weird? that's what breadsticks are for

>>70402013
don't have the attention span for this

>>70402028
i don't get it

babestation

>>70402040
irish weather speech

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what a classy angle

>>70402021
its only getting worse

i feel like im used to it but then im reminded of the life im missing out on

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Irish weather

>>70402085
fridge

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>>70402066
i told you the time stamp to look at, just look at his face for 5 seconds

>>70402085
you can tell she's been blacked more than a few times

This class is a living hell

need a wee

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Eating some crackers and smoked cheddar.

There was a little union jack on the packaging.

Nice cheese.

>>70402172
american cheese is far better

still ashamed of the time i gave a fem-runt a copy of my program for an assignment

>Lurk around the HWNDU cam
>Scrounge a bit of pizza
>Shout some meme shit into the mic
>HEEM Shia

Yanks why arent you seizing this?

>>70402178
"American cheese" is known as rubber in the rest of the world

>>70402207
unless we live there we'd have to pay a couple hundred dollaroos for a plane ticket or drive 15 hours. britain's like a single US state, you can just bop over to new york or wherever it is

>>70402196
some cute girl texted me a few times and I thought she was into me.

I was busy so didn't respond the first couple times.

Finally late on a saturday night she texted me.

>Hey what are you up to tonight...?
>I said not sure yet, you?
>Well I was just wondering if I could get homework from you

I just told her no and she never texted me again. Funny that I thought she wanted to shag

>>70402232
what do you mean? cheese is cheese

cba to go to the HWNDU cam

bit cold out

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if you genuinely believe that a pair of french-russian physicists rule the world then youre a fucking kook

cease now

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>>70402260
>cheese is cheese

>>70402232
cheese is cheese

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@70402260

>>70402243
i told her no but that i could give her tips if she didn't understand what to do and then she guilt tripped me acting like i was accusing her of trying to copy my program and she just wanted to see it to "see how it worked" (mind games). i honestly wasn't trying to have sex with her or become a beta orbiter. i'm just vulnerable to being guilt tripped i guess

>>70402309
Irish man please explain craic cheese to me.

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>>70402260

>>70402207
shia would heem me in an instant, id have no chance

>>70402232
cheese is cheese mate

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>>70402091
hang in there. i'm almost 30 and most of the people i grew up with aren't even alive heh

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>American cheese can not be legally sold under the name (authentic) "cheese"

>>70402207
where is the location of tthe stream?

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This lad did rather well, definitely top 5

Rematch begins now

>>70402322
never heard of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFsB8OicFOE

fresh dee dee lads

>>70402356
Authentic © brand cheese

>>70402359
outside the museum of the moving image in queens

>>70402309
>>70402299
>>70402334
>date] [Auto] 6 new posts
>>70402356
all these snobby europeans ITT will never experience the cheesy delight of AMERICAN macaroni cheese pasta. as long as you don't cook it too long and add the cheese at the last minute the polymers don't have a chance to denature. literally god tier compared to normal macaroni

unironically enjoy eating slices of kraft american cheese by themselves

>>70402371
better than you. 5 minutes is stupid. he would've beat you

>>70402336
Hes 5 foot 7

>>70402359
Somewhere in NY, watching some Italians scream about growing up in the ghetto and supporting donald trump while some crazy looking bitch in tortoiseshell glasses tries to cover them up with an umbrella

fucking circus act mate

>>70402401
It was 8 minutes, with 8 free seconds a turn

Don't blame the rules m8

>>70402371
I honestly can see a checkmate in 3 moves. He wins

I have unironically never had chicken tenders

Off to the shop, you lads want anything?

>>70402455
Yes he probably 'would' have won, that's why we're having a rematch

>>70402416
Did he not literally have a checkmate with his next move or am I missing something?

>>70402464
Is it because you have chicken benders aha ha

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>>70401748
>or make her look like a psycho cunt to your mutual friends as a couple.

Don't understand that bit

Also pic related how should I have gone about it?

>>70402464
Most Chicken is full of hormones and estrogen so don't bother
t. watched a video by a smart vegan posted here a few days ago

Now the middle aged Italian men have been joined by a group of younger lads shouting "shia lacuck" into the camera

hmm

>>70402412
yes but i have the physical prowess of a dead salmon

downloaded a few kraut podcasts onto my phone
taking this whole lark rather seriously desu

ahahah some mad lad is calling out shia now, telling him to come down and throw hands

unironically too intelligent for a girlfriend

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>>70402518

going to start yoga next week laddies x

>>70402474
a gf

speaking of, the chubby mixed girl i've known for the past 3 years sat next to me in one of my classes today where the seats are super close with no arm rests, to look at what i was showing her on my computer better for a bit. and she was warm. then it got me thinking about how nice she's always been. i think it might be that she's only like 1/3 black because i feel no attraction to black girls but i felt a twinge in my [spoiler]heart[/spoiler]

>Chess
>Not Mahjong

foff

first there were the huns, then there were the mongols, and then there was the ussr

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HELLO?

YEAH I'M IN /BRIT/

YEAH, NAH IT'S RUBBISH

FULL OF YANKS

ALRIGHT CIAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Uexuyy_HL8

New French rap laddos.

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Chink gf just sent me this

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Something happened during the rematch, unfortunately we'll never know

Who's up next?

https://en.lichess.org/C9JVb3Dz

>>70402524
what app is this

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>>70402553
we make the phone call

>>70402541
ahhh yeh interesting mate

*walks away while you're still talking*

>>70402492
>Most Chicken is full of hormones and estrogen
not gonna ask for a citation, but why is that a bad thing?
males produce estrogen on their own, it's vital for preventing osteoporosis

>>70402532
This was my mindset until I thought I found a special girl

Turns out she wasn't special and dumped me for no reason despite saying I was out of her league haha

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>>70402532
"I'm unironically too intelligent for a girlfriend"

Mum loves not calling or telling me she needs help with something then ranting on the phone for days about how I'm so lazy I never helped her
Pisses me right the fuck off

>>70402562
Shan't be telling you

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>>70402577

>>70402581
yeah go take some birth control pills to prevent osteoporosis you dumb c

>>70402587
t b h on paper nearly most relationships would sound awful

"love" is an irrational longing

>>70402591
HEEM her lid,MAKE her learn her place.

>>70402581
you don't want to pump extra estrogen into your body.
Also one of the biggest issues in chicken is Pthalanates, which block your testosterone production. So you get increased estrogen and decreased test.

>>70402592
well why not

>>70402562
LINE chat

>>70402591
Is she kind of mum that shirks her basic responsibilities as a parent and then cries when you don't call her when you've moved out ahah

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>t b h on paper nearly most relationships would sound awful
>"love" is an irrational longing

>>70402547
Alright Emma Goldberg

>>70402621
Don't like yanks

>>70402630
Nope

>>70402616
>nearly most
So some?

>>70402490
ye m8 looks fine

and what i meant was that after a break up, friends you have as a couple take a side. if you like them, and she does too, then it will be a battle for who retains them. i've seen guys lose all their friends because they liked the girl more in the end.

so you make her look like an unreasonable psycho cunt and make her friendless

>>70402611
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8865143

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>canadians STILL think they're distinguishable from yanks

JANITOR

alri lads tryin to think of a movie for the night

>>70402673
thanks shlomo

>>70402665
need to see karen doing a wee

>>70402668
have you ever met a man in your life who has osteoporosis? or even met someone who knows a man with it? ever heard it mentioned in conversation, about a man having osteoporosis?

considering getting a wheelchair to avoid my virgin walk

people will still think I'm a virgin but I'll have the excuse of being handicapped

>>70402660
okay that's fine, pseudo yank. it's wechat, found out myself.

still cant get over the size of leanne's chebs

>>70402666
What are you, 30 years old. This doesn't happen to young people. Most are friends through one person. The tiny amount that you meet together just pick whoever they got along better with

>your age
>virign or no?
>why if yes

>120
>yes
>two intelligent

>>70402666
Ah that's not really an issue her friends are slutty Stacey's that cheat on their nice guy bfs and I never bothered to befriend them

Don't even know what she told them about the breakup.. she said her friends used to called me a keeper

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>>70402704

honest how gay would it be if i stopped wearing socks altogether

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>>70402723
It's a bit sad that you probably pay for all this high quality fetish porn.

>>70402748
>someone comes to your house
>they immediately peel off their socks

don't do this

>>70402741
18
no

>>70402756
Good video

>>70402766
Who even does this? You have the weirdest house guests. Shoes, yes, socks, no.

>>70402783
thanks xx

what is in an IV drip?

>he thinks its weChat

HOWLING AT THIS MONG

>>70402789
Several of the people who associate with my friends will do this if they know they're staying longer than a few hours.

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>tfw you'll never fuck a robot grill to get revenge for all this roboporn

>>70402811
saline

basically purified salt water

>>70402815
Are they chinese?

>>70402688
Canada = Apple
USA = Android

>>70402822
how is salt water hydrating?

>>70402832
shit analogy

decided just this second to give up porn

usually when i go to friends house i just take my socks off and put my shoes back on so i dont get them all sweaty

>have an older brother
>always looked up to him, thought he was hard as fuck
>he gets depression, doesn't leave his room for years, smokes weed all day, loses all his friends
>he got a job but when he's home he does the same shit
>every time he goes out he gets far too drunk, tries to get off with a girl and acts unbelievably autistic about it
>he has no idea how to talk to women
>he falls in love with them instantly
Seriously feel like I should have been the older brother. I couldve helped him instead of being busy with being 16 and learning all the stuff he should know.

It's not fair lads, don't know how to help him

why do canadians even post here? at least some lads here are okay with yanks. I do not think anyone actually wants leafs here however

>>70402858
FOY

>>70402830
one of them is Asian

Wouldn't mind if any were girls t b h

>>70402836
ahaha spazzo retardus

>>70402853
he sounds like me haha

>>70402841
It's very accurate desu
We're beautiful and higher status but have more limitations

>>70402836
tiny concentration of salt

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>>70402789
>taking off your shoes at a guest's house
what are you going to do, go upstairs and sit on the bed to play nintendo?

>>70402858
>at least some lads here are okay with yanks
FOY

>>70402858
FOY

>>70402853
don't remember having a british younger brother

>>70402874
I'm 20 and I do still sleep over at places of my friends t b h.

>>70402866
>>70402882
>>70402888
FOL

>>70402858
Only ever see Americans making an extreme fuss because they have zero identifying features since yanks are all so dull

A thread full of Americans only would be people talking about the weather and what they ate for lunch all day.

>>70402868
>>70402898
Any advice?
He's insecure as fuck but if he just relaxed he'd be fine. He literally unironically just needs to be himself and not get so clingy

>>70402874
Wearing shoes inside your own house is pretty disgusting. If people in the house i'm visiting wear shoes, i keep them on, if they don't, i take them off. Do yanks really not understand basic etiquette or hygiene?

>>70402874
not walk a load of shit into their carpet

>>70402921

.A thread full of Americans only would be people talking about the weather and what they ate for lunch all day.

This is essentially /cum/. There are far too many general things that unite us but on a personal experiential level American threads are immensely boring. Half these British people live in the same area and are at the same stages of life.

>>70402838
all girls do, even the hot ones

>>70402925
lad needs friends above all else
becomes very tempting to think that love will solve all your problems when you're isolated enough

rule of my house is shoes and socks off at the door

>>70402934
stop moving the goal posts, you said you always take your shoes off which is retarded
>>70402936
why do you have shit on your shoes

Why do Americans poo on the carpet?

>>70402921
ah yes but canadians on the other hand are very identifiable and have a distinct culture. very interesting posters might I add

>>70402962
Why socks bud?

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>Only ever see Americans making an extreme fuss
must be his first day here

>>70402984
its the rule

>Janny bans the jew just when i had my cock hard about to wank to those webms

fuck off janny hotpockets you wanker, now im stuck with a stiff cock

>>70402984
you sweat your socks up all day, wonder why you wouldn't want to rub them all over your friends floor...

>>70402934
>>70402936
>know mexican people
>will look at you like a peasant if you take your shoes off inside

In the UK and western Europe houses are really much more insulated and sealed off. In Mexico and some parts of the US public rooms like hallways and antechambers are a halfway between inside and outside. In Mexico especially you really only take your shoes off in bedrooms if you live there.

>>70402962
>socks off
disgusting footfag nonce spastic

>>70402960
Dunno how he'll make any though. He's not in school or uni. How do you make friends at 23? I wish i could be his best mate but if i went for pints with him I'd end up telling him to shut the fuck up and stop being such a cringey queer. Infuriating and depressing desu.

>>70402965
>g-g-goalposts!!
Read properly, i said i take my shoes off. Not that i always take them off. The word always was never mentioned.

>yank comprehension of the english language

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Unfortunately another timed out game


Definitely one of the more interesting ones lately

>>70403005
>janny fucking over taigs


BASED HOTPOCKETS

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>>70403026

>>70403018
Don't defend that eleven year old taking-off-socks behavior please.

That is the same kind of mindset of people who will CHIMP out if sit on their bed wearing outdoor clothing like as if their bed was some sort of sterilized chamber.

>>70402973
Yea
American interstate banter sucks for the most part except between like 3 or so states

>>70403044
Fantastic image

>>70403039
i'm the original botmaster and it's not me playing against you

>>70403021
>mexishit thinks I'm a peasant

couldn't care about anything less tbqh

>>70403070
it's a man

>>70403067
yeah sounds about right, out of 50 states only 3. canadians on the other hand are literal banter masters, known for their cunning humour

i actually have no problem with taking my socks off at a mates house as long as its the rule

>>70403079
It's a difference of indoor climate. You wouldn't want to walk around on cold tile floors that might even occasionally be exposed to the outside rain.

>>70403102
sweatingpepe.jpeg

>>70403021
>poor hygiene
>looks at people as peasants
Hmmm

>>70403039
he would've smoked you twice it looks like

>>70402973
>>70403107
loved these

>>70402737
happened to a guy my age when we were 21. she cheated on him, the guy reacted pretty bad when he found out and verbally tore her to shreds, then all of his friends decided they liked her anyway and he was overreacting to her cheating on him so they all stopped talking to him and hang with her still.

>>70403110
we live in one of the wettest countries on the planet and it's never been a problem

>>70403110
>his shack gets flooded routinely
>doesn't have underfloor heating

>>70403133
I don't wear my shoes inside I'm only saying that there is a difference in indoor climate and insulation between warmer and colder places. Nordicks for instance are always the most autistic about taking off shoes inside while the Italians I stayed with cared much less so.

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that is so fucking cool
morphine on tap

>>70403167
It's temperature not moisture nor am I saying that it is. British and other northern houses are very insulated from the outside because the temperature whilst in wet and warm places like Mexico and California hallways might be completely exposed to the outside while simultaneously being considered "inside".

>>70403242
if I turned that off, would you die?

>>70403262
might sting a little

reckon i might call my mom's boyfriend dad just to see how he reacts

>>70403242
it's got a limit though

>>70403273
you're a medium sized guy