/eire/ + /celt/ = /éire/

Babestation on the way tomorrow, the usual. Sure you know yourself like.

Interesting birthday.
http://www.mayonews.ie/news/29363-three-babestation-models-to-visit-westport-tomorrow

someone in Cork won 80 million quid in the euro millions last night

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>>70393043


it was niamh

>>70393043
Good for them, I hope.

>>70393042
Throw eggs at them.

>town upset by horny wankers calling there
>let's send them some whores

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>>70393111
>all that thigh

>>70393043
betcha it was a knacker

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>>70393161
I'd rather throw sperm instead, might make a babba that way

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>Mayo anon throws his semen at Babestation models, poo poo pee pee style

>>70393313
they're not the best looking lad

t.had countless early morning wanks to them before the channel switches from tits and arses out to clothed

lads someone explain the bog phonecall that saved europe meme.
I feel like its some shitty joke that nobody really gets but spams anyway

>>70393457
pure Celtic phenotype

>>70393460
Better than the average westport beure desu lad

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>Mayo wankers ITT who sit in front of the telly and wank to random whores at 3 in the morning

>>70393507
forced meme

have had a few shameful giggles at it though

>>70393568
whats the context of it?

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>>70393507


Quick rundown on them:
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ

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>>70393542
t. Tallaght Junkie already itching for his next methadone voyage on the red line

>>70393542
from Dublin achtyually

>>70393611
the bogpill is a hard one to swallow

>>70393654
I'm not a Dublinite.

I just confused this guy >>70393672 >>70393313 for (You)

>>70393043
>EUROmillions
>won "quid"
???

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb8M54Bx_D4

cute :3

>>70393750
quid is slang for money, not a currency

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>>70393735

even a Buzzfeed reporter can, you must.

Those who wish to return to the Irish Pound are more Irish than those who do not

>>70393819
Punt*

>>70393812
what you saying?

>>70393819
I'm of the Farage view on this, the Euro was a fucking mistake. When us PIIGS collapes, everyone else suffered trying to keep it afloat. Irexit when?

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>>70393870

https://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/trump-supporters-and-neo-nazis-are-using-secret-chat-rooms-t?utm_term=.ubYNVeZK92#.jb53JX28Wd

he was bogpilled last night

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>>70393904
>Irexit when?
Never.

And fuck it, economic consequences aside, being able to travel the continent on a single currency is a godsend.

Right lads in Irish,
>the combination "th" is pronounced as "h" because the h silences the t
>"ch" is pronounced as "c" (why?)
>"amh" is pronounced "avw"
Is this correct?

>>70393987
ah yeah because I'm always travelling in and out of other countries

>>70393987
>Never
>He says to the most one of the few countries willing to stand up the the EU when they tried to outright fuck us.
Initial Nice treaty REKT, rewritten to appease us
Initial Lisbon treaty REKT, rewritten to appease us

>>70393998
>Yes
>"ch" is its own sound, it's not the same as "c". "Loch" is a word in English that uses the same sound. Imagine it as "kh" if that helps.
>Don't know if the "w" needs to be there. "av" works, but it's not as "hard" as in English, it might be in between "av" as in "have" and "aff" as in "affable".

>>70394054
You should try it.

Le smug anime manchild needs to fuck right off and bring his bumboi orbiter with ""him"" as well

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>>70394135
Well, yeah, and the treaties were rewritten to appease us - as you said. We were never going to leave the EU over them though - we're one of the most Pro-EU countries in Western Europe.

>>70394171
Evening Angrylad. You're a bit late this evening.

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>>70394171

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>>70393916
glorious, love Buzzfeed

>>70394137
So "ch" makes it rougher and a bit more guttural?
And you're right i was thinking of "bh".
Can you explain the preceeding h to me if you don't mind? Like in hÉireann

>>70394137
I'd like to travel but I have no friends to go with

fuck lads, vice have found us out

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>>70393916
>Discord chat is called Outer Heaven
Kek

>bogpilled
What does it mean?

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>>70394492
who have what?

>>70394241
Step back lad, look at the flag you're posting with for a second. failed shitposting? Because France didn't object to either.
We elect Eurosceptic MEPs, it's only a matter of time.

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>>70393916
mentioned

surprised they didn't include Arabian Jesus

>>70394520
They're at it right now the legends

>>70394492
>>70394553
http://archive.is/D0Gzf
forgot link

>>70394581
fucking kek what is the source on that picture
when memes hit real life its the perfect mixture of awkward cringiness and inside jokes
I love

>>70394630

cheers for using an archive link, i fucking hate vice.

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>>70394554
>Step back lad, look at the flag you're posting with for a second. failed shitposting? Because France didn't object to either.
Hello, and welcome to /éire/. Is it your first time here? If so, please peruse our extensive welcome guide located to the left of this post.

>>70394630
>archived it
Good lad

>>70394691
a lad went up to the camera dressed as the big goy last night

it gets crazy at night if you stay up late enough

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>>70394691

.net/file_store/9fcb4afc5d7cc94c0463028a0dd13d2aa208b8d297e38f33c571957d149d64fd.mp4

add the text in the pic before the .net above.

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>>70394348
I'm not too well up on grammar/linguistics in the abstract (will have to start studying it eventually), but it's some form of conjugation or declension (I think), which basically means that it's there to signify what manner of speech is centred around the noun.
I don't know enough to guarantee that this is the precise comparison, but it's a bit like saying "my cat's tail" putting the "apostrophe s" on the word "cat", whereas the same meaning phrased as "the tail of my cat" wouldn't do that.
So the basic word would be "Éireann", but circumstances in the sentence would make you have to change the end of the word or put a prefix on it.

>>70394451
Who needs friends?
If you go for the history you'll have ghosts for company.

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>>70394750
>You're not in my le circlejerk hahaha le tricked
That's an argument? Fuck me, how autistic.

>>70394836
hownew.ru

nah but stay we need more posters

>>70394808
So it is showing that something within the sentence *belongs* to that noun? For example the "Poblacht na hÉireann" could be translated as "Ireland's Proclaimation"?

>>70394773
christ that was autistic
fucking gas

>>70394946
Well that's not what Poblacht means, but yes, that means "The Polis of Ireland".

>>70394836
shes an irish person living in france and also a regular. Not actually too bad a poster except for the constant nihilism

>>70394945
Why do we need more posters?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jZemwnFtfCk

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>>70393916
Comments on the Buzzfeed article are a goldmine by the way.

It's amazing how this operation blew up so quickly. I rememer hearing that /pol/ was planning to fuck with that Livestream, but I assumed that it would just fizzle out.

>>70395019
>she
Why is it always assumed that Frogposters are female?

>>70395020
we're dead most of the time

http://news.sky.com/story/no-10-covered-up-botched-missile-test-weeks-before-trident-vote-10738472

Not even against having nukes but this is getting ridiculous
fucking make sure they work and stop running the radioactive shite along the big busy roads
AND STOP DUMPING THE WASTE IN THE WATER YOU FUCKS
I DONT CARE ABOUT HAVING NUKES I LIKE THEM BUT I DONT WANT THEM POLLUTING MY LAND FUCKING CHRIST

>>70394997
Why did i type Proclaimation? I meant "Ireland's Republic"

The h indicates that the Republic is the property of Ireland, the way that the apostrophe in "Michael's coat" shows the coat belongs to Michael?

>>70394945
You need more poster when this autistic gobshite got bumbothered someone new posted? Seems like you want the same people, discussing the same bored topics, until you all die.

See:
>>70395020
>>70395019

>>70395117
Basically yes.

>>70395019
And the relentless anime accompanying every single fucking post

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Think it's time for an early night

oiche mhaith /éire/bros and nos da /celt/bros

>>70395141
he's new enough himself though he claims he used to post in old /éire/
load of bollocks if you ask me but sure what can ye do

also conflate me with an animenigger again and I'll HEEM you off /int/

>>70395106
To be fair, I'm not sure what the failed missile test has to do with incorrect disposal of nuclear waste.

>>70395165
>every single fucking post
Ah, now, there are exceptions.

>>70395080
We get through a thread every day, that's fast enough, how many threads do you want? I don't want this thread to be as fast as /brit/.

>>70395160
Go raibh maith agat (for your time?)

>>70395244
we've been stuck on the same thread for up to three days before in the past while, we've been having a relatively good streak now for a bit but it wasn't long ago that threads didn't survive the night

>>70395020
this general is dead except for an hour or 2 in the evening

>>70395283
Sure.

~t. Amateur linguist with rusty Irish.

>>70395068
got any more of this gold?

>>70395215
>he claims he used to post in old /éire/
The fact he expects everyone to recognise him should tip you off to the fact he's as namefag-neo-éire as they come, don't be a plonker. Might as well just call himself roorah or whatever the fuck that sad prick labelled himself as.

>>70395234
It's just another case of utter wank from the lads in charge of trident
They can't get the submarines running without beaching them, they can't fire the missiles, they can't keep the HIGHLY FUCKING DANGEROUS nukes away from the BIGGEST POPULATION CENTER IN THE COUNTRY during transit
There has been literally NO good news about trident in the past five or so years

>>70395234
I like your posts much better without the images taebaehonest
>>70395299
That's because i wasnt posting, i decide the fate of this general
Made it through 3/4 threads a day for 2 weeks once. Good times

>>70395198
*tucks you in*

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>>70395215
>he claims he used to post in old /éire/
Depends what you consider old /éire/. I'd say I've been here on and off for over 2.5 years, but I only became consistently active around October of last year (after taking a few months to settle in France, I realised that I had a lot more free time on my hands).

>>70395300
It ticks over nicely between 3pm and 1am. it's quiet outside those hours, but rarely dead enough for the thread to die (unless Swissyank fails to turn up overnight).

>>70395368
>Made it through 3/4 threads a day for 2 weeks once.
this has NEVER happend
when was it?

>>70395106
Give them to us and we'll get them in running order.
We'll send them back to the UK once we know they work, which you will find out as soon as we do.

I'm out.
If I wanted autism this heavy I'd be on Yliulta or Krautchan

>>70395433
don't believe you tbH, reckon you're fresh from reddit
point me to a post in the archives that is undeniably yours from so long ago

>>70395333
>The fact he expects everyone to recognise him
You inferred that obligation - I couldn't give a shit.

>>70395368
>I like your posts much better without the images taebaehonest
I'm trying to do it a bit more often to be honest.

>>70395438
>when was it?
October/November 2016.

>>70395526
we never had 3/4 threads a day for two weeks during those months

>>70395489
gb2reddit
4chan has always been autism heavy

>>70395574
Ok

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>>70395505
>don't believe you tbH, reckon you're fresh from reddit

>>70395489
>Yliulta

>posting on a board of Finns

Why oh why would you do that to yourself?

>>70395327
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q35nc3dIsns
he's absolutely rabid

Just woke up lads

Aye fucking love petty spats about assumptions of anonymous posters made by other anonymous posters. Hmmm really brings the quality of our general to apex proportions
>>70395735
Lazy shite ye

>>70395244
>I don't want this thread to be as fast as /brit/.

This

our current speed is fairly nice

always seems to pick up whenever politics comes up though

>>70395709
well you undeniably post on reddit, constantly bring it up and have a sort of MRA redditor vibe about you what with all the talk of feminists

why don't you just go back

>>70395776
>always seems to pick up whenever politics comes up though
That's par for the course in almost any general on /int/.

But I agree, our current pace is perfect.

>>70395776
Only cause longwindedlad loves to hit that 2000 character limit the dull bastard

>>70395773
>anonymous
>posting with a french flag in an Irish thread while semi-avatarfag animeposting

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Question lads, why do yanks get so protective/patriotic about their constitution?

>>70395776
its never going to be that fast anyway
a few more posters can't hurt

>>70395867
its the oldest one in the world still in effect afaik and it's very much a celebrated part of the american political and legal system
just a quirk of american culture i guess

not posting till anime cunt leaves and his bumboi orbiter as well

i feel a bad sensation in my head every time I see an anime picture here

as usual when /eire/ goes to shit the good postesrs just go to /brit/

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>>70395867
counter-question, why don't you fuck off

>>70395814
>That's par for the course in almost any general on /int/.

Doesn't seem that way in /brit/, although that's always just full of memelords trying to score points all day long

the Nordic ones seem very politics heavy though. must be the autism.

test

>>70395932
never made a post on /brit/ that wasn't insulting them or increasing the prestige of /éire/

away back tae britain, you're hurting the cause

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>>70395792
>uses MRA as a boogeyman
>telling someone else to go back to r-eddit

That's t -umblr's shtick lad.

>>70395817
No, only cos there's people to respond back and forth. Me smashing that MF character limit doesn't do much but add one or two posts at a time.

>>70395867
Too big a topic for /cum/ let alone /éire/.

TLDR: If they didn't have that to idol-worship, their country would fall apart and/or radically change.

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>as usual when /eire/ goes to shit the good postesrs just go to /brit/

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>>70395792
>constantly bring it up and have a sort of MRA redditor vibe about you what with all the talk of feminists
So let me get this straight - I'm a redditor because I criticise feminism, despite the fact that reddit is one of the most pro-feminism websites on the internet?

>>70395932
>not posting till anime cunt leaves and his bumboi orbiter as well
Gonna miss you.

>>70395846
Got me there
>>70395867
Because it is literally the best constitution that has ever been written, it is unironically better than ours
>>70395960
FOY
>>70395932
If you're the tricolour who posts on /brit/, your posts are by and large fucking dreadful and you i won't miss you in the slightest

>>70395987
>boogeyman
not when he's always shitting on about feminism and how much he doesn't like it

>>70396005
are you implying there aren't a population of people there who criticize it also, a la Sargon of Akkad and all those other personalities

>>70396038
no I'm not that eternally butthurt weirdo, I'm the good irish /brit/ poster

>>70396005
fuck off

>>70395997
says the spastic who desperately rushed to make /brit/ OP's months ago

>>70395983
autism, you're obviously not a good poster on either generals

>>70396005
>So let me get this straight

THE MOST YANK PHRASE ANYONE COULD EVER SAY

FUCK

OFF

EAST

YANK

YOU AREN'T IRISH YOU ARE AN AUTISTIC FAILURE

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>>70396086
I'm a mainstay of /éire/, the shadowy foundation holding all of this up

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/eire/'s fucked

>>70396086
>I'm not that eternally butthurt weirdo
Ahhh then gon stay if ye don't mind
>>70396150
>implying it's not me
Still believe i single handedly revived this general

>>70395955
>Doesn't seem that way in /brit/, although that's always just full of memelords trying to score points all day long
/brit/ is fucking weird though. It doesn't behave like any other general on /int/,

>>70396080
>are you implying there aren't a population of people there who criticize it also
I genuinely wouldn't know - the only subreddit I have any familiarity with is /r/ireland, and they are as pro-feminist as they come. But reddit does have its long established reputation for being heavily left-leaning, and supporting feminism comes with that territory.

>>70396130
That's a yank phrase?

>>70396038
>better than ours
ours is available as Gaeilge, so that can't be true

Wind is picking up.

>>70396080
>not when he's always shitting on about feminism and how much he doesn't like it
If everything was hunky dory there'd be nothing to talk about.
And feminism is an obvious problem that is being actively pushed for in the culture and law, so it's a relevant thing to talk about.

>>70396189
that'd be me pal

Bushmills > Tullamore > Jack Daniels > Jameson

>>70396208
>/brit/ is fucking weird though. It doesn't behave like any other general on /int/,
true

why is it so shit?

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>>70396080
>not when he's always shitting on about feminism and how much he doesn't like it
Many people on /éire/ hold similar opinions though.

>>70396248
>why is it so shit?
No idea - I've never spent enough time there to find out.

>>70396212
Sublime post
>>70396248
Depends on your sense of humour and your mood. If you like to laugh at mindless nonsense and several layers of irony then a wee read through never hurts

>>70396208
>le I wouldn't know you'd le have to go on reddit to le know that so maybe you're the le redditor here haha
I see your snakey maneuvering you dirty fucking bastard and it won't work, this is all common knowledge

>>70396287
nobody shites on about it as much as you

>>70396248
Half the people there aren't even British, it's just filled with people who want attention or are fleeing their own shitty general.

Stop replying to the french anime east yank infantalised faggot,

If you respond to him you are part of the cancer killing /éire/

>>70396313
>irony
reddit/twitter tier patter tbqh

>>70396326
Will do this from now on until he stops posting anime

>>70396339
Didn't say it's my whole sense of humour but /brit/ does make you laugh with the sheer amount of ironic autism sometimes, like a dry sort of humour.

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>>70396321
You're meming pretty hard there now, lad.

I look forward to your imminent outrage due to this insubstantial reply.

>>70396415
Good anime

>>70396399
maybe, often comes across as too try hard though

half the stuff in there is forced

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>>70396415
MEMES hahahahahaha XD yeah that's me the memer memeing to the best of my ability wololololol hahaha WOWOW hahah wow XDDD ;):P

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Everytime I remember that I'm not married to Aisling Bea I'm filled with immense sadness.
I wish she was making me tea in our cosy house.

>>70396493
I can make you tea.
Not got the long hair but I have an alri bum.

>>70396493
>tfw no Felicity Jones gf

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https://mobile.twitter.com/GerryAdamsSF/status/824326431165579271
gerry's voice and accent are nothing like i imagined lads

>he's never heard gerry speak
further proof of your un-irishness, now vacate the general you pest

>>70396543
That's all I could ever want.

>>70396553
Also a sad feeling.

/éire/ posters you recognise:
>sershfrog
>frogweeb
>derrylad (formally; Nordie Shore)
>heemposter
>asgaeligelad
>swissyank
>the jackeen
>dundalk
>armylad

>>70396613
I'm surprised really considering how much he shitposts about him. He's probably never hear McGregor's voice either.

i thought i heard him speak a long time ago but i remembered him as sounding very soft and not with a nordie accent which doesnt make sense i guess.
thats how it is with politicians and the like, you read about them and see their faces and recognise them for years but never hear a word straight from their mouth

>>70396635
brb, booking a ferry
Want me to bring the kneesocks and lube or do you have that covered?

>>70396708
Tights > kneesocks

>>70396665
>sershfrog
>myself
>frogweeb
>antrimprod
>welshlad
>derrylad the heemposter (theyre one and the same)
>skoype cabal
>the rest

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>>70396665
>>heemposter
Which one?

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>>70396658
Saved.

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>>70393819
literally this

>>70396703
His accent is predominantly northern but he's picked up a few southern twinches from his time in the Dáil
>>70396758
Derrylad and the heemposter aren't the same person
>>70396782
You ya melt

why do irish twitter lefties have a big red circle in their avatars? is it some eight amendment shite?

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>>70396690
i have actually. i have no reason to though as i dont watch UFC.
just mcgregorpost for the laugh you know
i heard gerry a few days ago also but it shocked me yet again today so i felt a need to post about it
i dunno

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>>70396758
>mfw I'm two of these

Guess which two

>>70396854
well im terrible with accents, mostly due to my mam having a horrible habit of changing her accent as it pleases her.
the roughness of his voice makes his accent sound stronger though

get back in the brit thread

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>You'll never HEEM a niqqa this hard

>>70396913
myself and the rest

>>70396866
it's to do with some sinn féin irish language stuff. dont remember the detaails
t. follows gerry on twitter as all /éire/annach should

>>70396953
Get back in my bed.

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>>70396972
lmao

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>tfw heads will roll at the next /eire/ meet

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>>70397033
>he thinks he can take me

Who the fook is dis guy?

>>70396971
Never understood how exactly the physics/biology of getting knocked unconscious worked, seeing how the hit wasn't to the brain-containing part of the skull.

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>>70397079

get in my guard runtboy

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>>70396971
i love how he just puts his hands up a half a second after HEEMing the fella.
he gives out doses of HEEMage to within a millimeter, no more, no less.

>>70397098
The chin is the most susceptible area for a knockout next to the temple or nose because that quick wrap to the jaw literally causes the head to spin suddenly, it rattles your brain and gives it trauma which knocks you unconscious

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Getting my daily update of the Rebel Media lads

>>70397098
The best way to knock someone out is a hook to the jaw. This causes the spine to this rapidly and pinch the nerve, causing the nervous system to temporarily shut down. You can also know people out with blunt force to the head but that would be due to actual damage to the brain instead of a relatively harmless side effect of having your head turn to the side so quickly

ÉFC (/éire/ fighting championship) MMA fight when?

>>70397189
Christ my post was a mess
>causes the spine to turn rapidly*
>you can also knock people out*

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>>70397202

>implying a long haired numale like you wouldn't be the first HEEMed

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>>70397185
MAYNSTREEMH LIHBRUL METEOR

>>70397202
Need to get in fighting shape first

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>>70397276
i'm the best scrapper around bai

>>70397189
got into a few scraps when I was a young lad, around 10 or 12, remember one time this big bastard gave me a right wallop on my right temple and jesus I can still hear my ear ringing for it, I blame that for me having to wear glasses a year later and possibly haven given me tinnitus, I also became shite at maths, but I was probably just lazy and not the blow to the head

even though I was defending my honour if I was to go back and tell my younger self that it's not worth it, I would

then again maybe I would have developed those vision issues regardless of the blow to the head, and the tinnitus, cunt might have given me brain damage I don't know

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>>70397276
What are your physical stats?

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>>70397202
Lightweight king here

6'0 lightweight natty king

pls no bully

>>70397289
im a big fan of mainstream meteor
meeja is a bit boring honestly
that saxon pisses me off to no end though

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>>70397339

6'4''
105kg

pure muscle. been boxing 15 years.

>>70397202
i wouldn't call me snapping everyones jaw a fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0809fAInxs

Watch this every day and you too can learn the ways of the HEEM

>>70397375


THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

>>70397375
what are the MMA weight brackets?
t. 10 stone
>>70397403
i'd snap your fucking neck

>>70397375
fuck lad if that's "no bully" worthy I'm fucked

not fat but just cba going to a gym

>>70397325
When I was 16 I was jumped and received the worst wollop to the fucking brow from a 24 year old. Unironically seeing stars, my vision blurred and I was in a complete daze. The Gardai literally broke that up just in time, they would of stomped my head in on the ground. My vision was blurred, couldnt see shit, seen double of all those fists coming flying at me.

Crazy.

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is /éire/ actually full of Chads? fuck I might need to find a new general

>>70397375
twinks out

>>70397375
are you the lad who posted your muscles back in september

>>70397449
>>70397439
>>70397436
Im 11 stone, thats lightweight. Swissyank is in Featherweight. I know im a fucking skelletor, im 6 fucking foot and only 11 stone. I have alot of muscle mass and low bf % from lifting and thai boxing however you see..

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>>70397495
No

>>70397460
were they knackers?
>>70397495
what, you don't come to the /éire/ MMA training meets?
fucking quare

>>70397533
17 stone and spend my life on a farm, would easily knock you about

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>>70397533
i'm 5'10 and 10 stone

body isn't anything to look at

>>70397495
Are you russian? what the fuck

>>70397559
No a bunch of culchies that I shouldnt of started on, they were all round dodgy cunts and i didnt even start it. My mate did and we got our fucking heads kicked in. He was sat on a car bonnet getting bashed in. These boys were all 8 years older too. Scum.

>>70397533
im 6'1 and only that weight
feels bad being a skinny

>>70397533
i'm gonna start working out seriously now. i've got strenght training as a class this semester again and i'll make sure to set a proper workout, not the meme one they give you. i'll also make sure to start going to the YMCA during the summer while im doing my apprenticeship
in a year i'll be able ta HEEM this whole thread

>>70397580
Would dance rings around you fat fucking culchie scum

you best be tall you fat tub of shite, what the fuck does your father feed you? a steady diet of stout and john players? sick cunt

>>70397375
Goal body, mirin hard

Routine+diet please lad

>all these 6'
think I'll be the ref h-heh

>>70397645
>>70397624
>>70397590
>>70397524
>>70397519
I lift and practice combatitive sports but ive never went on a serious actual diet in my life. If I bulked id be PHUARKKINNN YUGE

literally eat shite all day

>>70397580
>spent my life on a farm
knew there was a smell of shite in this general

>>70397611
yeah i know how it is with older cunts who gang up on you.
when i was 7 i got the shit beaten out of me by a bunch of 12 year old albanians. theyre a nation of scumbags they are.

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>tfw biggest lad in this ENTIRE general

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how do you cunts find the motivation to go to the gym?

only ever do exercise or change my diet if i feel myself getting sluggish or eating too much

>>70397660
6'3 and only eat red meat from the butcher, green vegetables and the occasional stout, don't smoke, do 3 hours of exercise everyday, my body is a temple and i've seen men cower before me many times

lifting bales, carrying tyres, dragging calves, I have natural strength and vigour

don't make idle threats towards me, because I assure you I will reciprocate in kind

>>70397672
I have been doing the meme programme SS for 9 months without the bulking which is kind of stupid but its good for progressing lifts

no diet, i eat whatever

cheers for da compliment x

>>70397495
Far as i can tell its mixed. You've got people like builtlad with the aesthetics, derrylad has a gf, job and social life, then there's others i don't recognise who've been in scraps and love the pub.
But we've also got the weebs and NEETs

>>70397745
Never went to the gym in my life.

Only faggots work out.

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>tfw I could easily heem anyone in this thread into oblivion
pic related, its me before I started my winter bulk

Daily reminder Dublin is a comfy city and gets undeserved criticism from jealous backward anti treaty cork rebels and culchies

>>70397782
Mire technoviking something serious

>>70397753
what are ye flapping ur chops about now

>>70397769
I'm not a weeb or NEET but I'm not a muscular normie and have no gf, where do I fit in?

>>70397768
That's just with SS, no adjustments at all? Fuck
Post thighs no homo

>>70397753
>do 3 hours of exercise everyday
and two of those hours is pulling the mickey off yourself
the other is shovelling horse shite probably

>>70397768
i'm not sure if i want to do SS or SL
i think SS is better cos it's less sets and ive only got 40 minutes or so (and even less on a monday)
its not a problem though except fridays cos i can just use the gym after school
ah bhuel

>>70397831
You're cool

>>70397779
If I had a gym at home I might use it

cba paying to go to one to be surrounded by bellends though

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>>70397745
>how do you cunts find the motivation to go to the gym?
I don't. But I don't gain weight either, so I look relatively fit in the eyes of others, so that's all that matters.

>>70397819
it's a depressing shitehole

lived here all my life, feel like I'd prefer the bog

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>>70393043
give me his name ill sort him out

would like to get big but the gym near me is always busy and I dont know the exercises so im embarrassed I'll look like a fool lifting wrong

>>70397831
You're a regular normie then

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>>70397901
Same I guess, although I do gain weight if I eat a lot

>>70397838
SS with curls and shrugs added in

I have chickenlegs, why do you think i weigh so little for my height?

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>>70397831
youre swissyank tier until i become the heemmaster

>>70397853
I run a substantial sized farm, my day consists of overseeing the other workers, feeding calves, bullocks, bringing bales to them, managing my successful bull AI programme, among other things

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>tfw 7' 20 stone god of war
>tfw live on a diet of HGH and HEEMed manlets
>tfw spend six hours each day flipping over tyres - with the cars attatched

I WILL BOX YOU
ALL OF YOU
AT ONCE IF I HAVE YO
YOU GOT THAT?
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS

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>>70397959
>Eat a full pizza once every week
>Still relatively underweight

>>70397925
Once you actually overcome the fear of stepping in there you will find that nobody fucking cares and wont look twice at you, they just want to do their workout and leave

just go to /fit/, pick a routine and check form for each lift on youtube

>>70397925
Same but eventually you'll get it down and you'll feel comfortable i imagine. Would prefer to join a big gym desu, HATE waiting for the rack and I'd feel rude asking to work in

>>70397925
just do starting strength lad. it's extremely simple and you can just look the excersises up yourself on google

Anyone below 6 foot is a manlet
Anyone above 6 foot is a lanklet

>>70397974
dont believe a fucking word of that

>frilly limp wristed townie boys think they would stand a chance against me

I'd like to see them try, a tender right hook to the face and they'll be seeing stars

Perhaps the HEEMposter from the north, but that remains to be seen

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>>70397925
iktf

>>70397960
I've got stronk thighs from years of football and genes, wanna swap torsos?

can't stand seeing lads with slim legs and skinny jeans

>>70397974
Where the fuck do you live? it better not be some fucking unheard of shithole like Cavan

>>70397959
I've been the same weight for the past 10 years - my body just self-regulates.

>>70397974
Good lad. Nothing like working on a farm to make you properly fit.

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>>70398021


nice try, manlet.

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>>70397974
>managing my successful bull AI programme
You're trying to make a self-aware computer programme using bull semen?

>>70398016
You must shit something fierce lad.

>>70398016
This, real pain in the arsehole when trying to get into the military.

>posting speed suddenly skyrockets when we're trying to pick fights

/éire/ confirmed for knacker social network.

>>70397980
i hope you flip them with your legs and not your back though. dont want to be hunched over when you're 35 years old

>>70398056
Wouldnt be seen dead in those skinny skinny fucking skinny jeans, seems a bit bent

Just normal jeans or fitted ones, but not too skinny. Suppose if I had the legs I might.

>>70398041
Don't think heemposter is much of a scraper desu, reckon I'd knock his shite clean in and I'm 5'9 and built like a Nigerian dolebandit

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>>70398016
I have a pizza every week too

BMI is a comfy 22

>>70398039

>>70398109
It's okay, I just punch the ground and they go flying.

>>70398101
Confirmed Irish you mean, soft bastard, bet you're a Norman

>>70398065
I'm not saying but it's in the south and very good land, cavan/north west poor land

@8067
do not respond to anime faggots

>>70398078
No, Artificial Insemination.

>>70398140
ah, sound. ALWAYS have good form in every part of your life.
ive stopped bending over, i only squat to pick stuff up now.

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>>70398070
>posting the edit
stop memeing lad

See that big fat fucking culchie bastard over there? Knee to his fucking bollix, hes out

See that fella with the dodgy accent and 1980s IRA glasses? Elbow to the chin

See that fucking fruit posting jap children with bug eyes? Clock him on the temple, hes out

I am the master of Thai boxing. The master of Thai styles.

>>70398162
sunny southeast?
giz your strawberries farmer boy

refuse to believe there's this many people over 6ft in here

>>70398238
Its a quintessentially Celtic trait

>>70398101
i laugh my head off at the things posted when this starts
absolute waffle every last bit
some creative boys on here though

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>>70398191
>Thai boxing

>>70398238
I'm 5'6

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if you aren't training for the upcoming Nigerian purge you're wasting your time

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>>70398162
>do not respond to anime faggots
I thought lads who run farms were meant to be mature? I didn't even post anime that time anyway.

>>70398158
Talk to me like that in my field you sheltered townie.

>>70398256
Im not waffling you lad, im unironically the master of Thai styles

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>>70398266
I'm 5'4

>>70398238
i'm 5'11"

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>>70398041
>HEEMposter from the north

>implying

>>70398272
Farmerlad is playing both sides by getting fit and practiced at wanking off bulls.

>>70398191
>knee to the bollocks

typical dishonest behaviour from a townie/dubliner

I assure you I have balls of steel and calves of iron, I'd sooner grab your leg and have you face down on the ground if you tried any of that shite and not a fair fight

Thai fighting is no good against sheer strength you little runt, try any of your tactics against me see how far they get you

>>70398222
No money in strawberries, now fuck off swiss yank cunt

8278
Mature unlike yourself you absolute basket case, get help

Did you hear about the farmerlad? Hes a fetish for bovine cock...

>>70398101
must be all the /brit/fugees

or re/fit/gees

>>70398238
whats the average height of ireland? I'm 6'1 and I'm taller than a lot of people nut also smaller than quite a few also

>>70398278
>I thought lads who run farms were meant to be mature
Ruralfag here, absolutely not. Only ones who farm in this age are those that didn't get into college and skipped most of their secondary school days skipping class to go drinking behind the church.

>>70398315
I never go outside the house anyway so it's not like it bothers me anymore.

>>70398321
thats a good one

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>>70398272
>tfw born just in time to get swole for the race war

>>70398256
idk, i reckon some lads in here are serious

not the twat who runs his farm like arnold though

>>70398382
5'9.5"

>>70398341
You may have alot of weight on me fat man but only 3 inches of height, and im quick, im fast, i got pillowhands, i sting hard boy, i float, i gravitate, i HEEM

>>70398392
This is 100% true

>>70398315
Is the OPM manga any good?

>>70398382
it's 5'7".

>>70398399
I'd say it bothers you a bit when you have to stand on your chair to take things from the top shelf of your wardrobe

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>>70398341
>Mature unlike yourself you absolute basket case, get help
Are you angrylad? I think I'll call you angry AngryFarmer from now on.

>>70398392
>Only ones who farm in this age are those that didn't get into college and skipped most of their secondary school days skipping class to go drinking behind the church.
Some of the lads in my class in secondary school who wanted to do farming but weren't braindead went off to those farming colleges where you actually get a degree in farming of some sort.

>>70398372
>>70398321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9MFhxKquik

>>70398392
Mate, I got my agricultral science degree from UCD, while all you runts are off cooped off in an office I'll be minding your cousins farm for him and probably inherit it

The EU absolute throw money at Irish farmers, and young farmers get even more grants and schemes, I'm fucking loaded and I live life like our ancestors lived it. I'm as happy as larry, have a long term relationship and I own a large large tract of land worth millions. Can you say the same about your life?

I'll admit there's plenty of gombeens out there running farms, but the smart ones are the ones like me, making lots of money.

>>70398460
Who the fuck would need such a huge shelf today?
In the digital age?

>>70398448
no way is the average height 5'7. Theres not that many small men. I went to an al boy school and I never seen that amount of small lads

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9MFhxKquik
>FARMERLAD IS A BROWN MANLET

AHAHAH KNEW THIS WAS SHITE

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>>70398444
always thought that was from Vinland saga

>>70398476
>I own a large large tract of land worth millions

hope Sinn Fein purges you kulak

>Cowshit was so cash.

Irish rap. Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ngRJq2lNmk

>>70398476
wish my family had any land. at most we have a famine tier plot of land owned by my great grandmother who hates everyone, and i dont even know if it exists as no one has ever said it does. all i know is she may or may not own one (1) goat

>>70398284
*gives you a right cross to the nose*
*you try to tackle my waist but having lived your life 30 miles away from any decent female, you immediately begin rubbing your tongue on my zipper*
*hit you with a 12-6 elbow, almost knocking the inbred right of your skull*
*you fall to the soil*
*the sheep you sexually abused for years runs up and head butts your arse*
*your anal cavity implodes like Halloween fireworks*
*your last words are pleads for the superior man looming over you not to touch your 2001 vauxhall you bought from your granny"
Townies win again

>>70398537
get gone commie sassanach

>>70398537
This desu (though imprecise use of kulak).

Those who have large tracts of land in the east are far less Irish than those who do not.

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myself on the right

>>70398578
>nigger culture seeping into skangers
christ, thats the last thing we need

>>70398579
More than my dear ancestors had anyway