Which variety of Christianity should I convert to? I realize

Become Atheist

the orthodox faith

plenty of authority from the church
different flavors
old
chanting
loads of literature

etc

>>70392821
Catholic. Spanish Catholic - the strongest people ever.

>>70392905
>plenty of authority from the church

axaxaxaxaxax

Convert to Islam my son

>>70392890
You can't really be an Atheist in the middle east.
How about Unitarianism?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaYm7ki0Ri8

Come to any of the thousands of brazilian pentecostal churches

>>70392821
Orthodoxy, if you want the deluxe package. Catholicism is watered down christianity.

convert to islam my son

>>70392821
Convert to Islam. We don't want you, you devil worshiper.

Islam is the future, convert now.

>>70392821
Here's the difference

Catholicism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sE1WoMocTlw

Orthodox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hbl4u7CIMd0

Protestant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWXFCxsxL5k

>>70392821
depends on what your life goals are in my opinion, Roman Catholicism and Orthodox Christianity are great if you're a family oriented guy, the main downside with Catholicism right now is that the pope is a faggot. I'm not too informed on the Orthodox patriarchs but from what I've heard they're kind of corrupt.

>>70395249
Corruption doesn't matter that much in the orthodox church though, since the patriarchs don't have as much power as the pope. Also, it's not like any of them are child rapists.