Brazilians of /int/, what should I say to a cute Brazilian girl

>>70389777

how much does a hour with you cost?

>>70389798
about 3.50

>>70389838

no that dummy, that's what you have to ask her.

>>70389969
She's not a prostitute, she's Christian and virgin

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I want your surra de bunda.

>>70390024

>Brazilian

riiiiiiiiiight.....

>>70390060
I can post a pic if you want

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>>70390024
>virgin
Did you personally checked it yourself?

>>70390109

of her hymen!?

yes please.

você é bonitinha

>>70390232
No she told me and I trust her
>>70390256
No nudes

>>70390289
Practive some portuguese and sing to her Pixinguinha, he has good love songs.
I think this would be appropriate.

>>70389777
vem sentar na pistola, vagabunda

Learn something about her state, hues love that.

>>70390516
She's from Recife

>>70390552
Try "Asa Branca". I don't know if you will understand.

Shit like this is so cringy.

Just b urself.

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>>70390024
>virgin

What kind of christian?

>>70390720
You don't know any virgin girl here? In what favela you live?

>>70389777
Ask her to show her prolapse to you

>>70390776
Raised Catholic but now she's non denominational

>>70390814
What backwards shithole you live in where girls don't have sex by the age of 12? I bet it's one of those villages where girls are burned alive.

>>70390024
>he fell for the purity meme

>>70390881
OMG, you surely hang out with pretty screwed up people. If you know where to search, you can easily find a virgin single girl 25yo. I won't tell nothing more because you don't deserve it anyway.
So backwards...

>>70390996
>If you know where to search, you can easily find a virgin single girl 25yo.

Yeah in APAE only, girls with schizophrenia, autism and other mental disabilities.

Sex is good bro, you don't have to be afraid of it.

>>70391069
People in APAE are more sane than you.

>>70390981
Why is everybody questioning this? She's lived in U.S. most of her life

"Olá moça bonita, importaria-se se eu tomasse uma bela jarra do suco de sua bela e rosada, porém apertada demasiadamente, buceta?"

Just don't mind translating, It's a opening cool guys usually use to impress girls.

>>70391645
Also, don't forget to give her a "surra de pau mole" to make the message clear. Soon enough you'll be getting your "surra de bunda" from her.

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>>70391194
So she's a burger, not a hue.

>>70389777
Olá, linda! Queres jantar comigo e depois assistir Netflix em minha casa?

https://youtu.be/ikutCJd13cM

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>>70390024
>virgin

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Talk to her female best friend , ask if she is available and/or would date you.

>>70389777
Olha que coisa mais linda, mais cheia de graça,
É ela menina que vem e que passa,
Num doce balanço a caminho do mar.

"are all even numbers greater than 2 the sum of two prime numbers? If yes, prove" this is the best pickup line because it is a fairly easy problem even a middle schooler could do, and it encourages conversation.

Also, can /int/ solve it? I'll start: 2=1+1

>quero foder teu cu
Means "you have pretty eyes"

>>70389777

Hey girl, what's up! Do you want to be my boo?

She'll most likely say yes because most brazilian girls are sluts anyway...

>>70390433
Do you rate Marcos Valle?

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>>70402203
GAHAHAHAHAHA

>>70402228
>Lum

My dude Lum is trashy as heck.

>>70389777

And by the way, what the fuck are you doing?

Why would you date a wetback?

Are you out of your gourd?

>>70402236

Nah... he's pretty gay.

You could go for Antônio Carlos Jobim.

Play something like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-jhNNQAsnw

>>70402283
>wetback
Is this the new cool meme name kids are using nowadays?