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cara

Bulbous British Bollocks

>>70388635
>lives with his gf
>Not a normie

heyo

>>70388627
yank women don't like brits, they like the IDEA of having brit bf.

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>Oy vey, I hope you're not opposing trump's support for Israeli settlements!

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is he /ourguy/?

anyone have the video to that girls suicide?

>>70388707
>LE JOOOS XDDD

>tinder runs out of right-swipes JUST as it gets to a 9/10

i swear it does this on purpose

need a bf

*talks about rotschild and soros*

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>>70387523
have legit done this
mostly for Spring

need a bf BADLY

you my kim k and im yo kanye

>>70388707
Palestine is not a country

Do they do semi regular cabinet reshuffles in America like over here

>>70388627
They'll run a mile when they see an uncut willy lmao

Lets debunk some arguments: 1. "Abortion is murder because even in the early stages of development the clump of cells is already a person by scientific definition it" NOPE NO NO! "Person" has no scientific definition. It's an abstract concept which definition is purely based on whatever philisophical idea of life a culture or human holds on to. What IS true, is that Sciencifically the cells in the early stages can be considered an INDIVIDUAL, but that counts for EVERY CELL in the human body. From this logic we can't transplant organs or remove cancer tumors because they are made of individuals.

>>70388784
The state of Palestine is recognised by over 130 countries

>>70388784
rorkeberg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXtR4Q7ONmA

can't believe women have to suffer violence like this

>>70388805
don't care

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Why are americans so fucking retarded?

MUH GUNZZZ WE WILL REVOLT AGAINST THE GUBBERMIN!!!!

French prof is a qt mummy ah yes

>Can't hate the Jews without being called a paki
>Can't hate the pakis without being called a Jew
Why can't I just want the whole area nuked?

>>70388771
didn't she quit

What can I buy to make my bedroom more peng?

>>70388771

I would do anything for her

>>70388878
plants

>>70388854
Nothing wrong with the place, it's just the people tbqh

We must accept that America is a Jewish nation

>>70388842
It's literally the reason you exist.

>>70388878
Pics of gay porn on the walls

reminder to never talk to fat spastic americans about israel. they're literally too fat and stupid to get their heads round it

>>70388878
peng gf

>>70388846
demande lui de te lécher le fion... de pisser sur ta gueule aussi...

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kino

dinner soon lads

should i go to argentina, chile and easter island or new zealand and tahiti

Sharia might be fun for a week or two but i really like drinking and really dont like the hassle and oriental nature of islamic worship

>>70388894
Yeah but biological warfare isn't allowed anymore. Any ideas for how to clean the people out without damaging the area?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38740717

>President Donald Trump has issued an executive order for a wall to be built along the southern US border with Mexico.

>He also signed an action to strip funds from US cities that are sanctuaries for undocumented immigrants.

>>70388900
Nah my parents are from Nigeria lol. I'd exist without muh guns

how come theres like 1% of jews yet they have most of the media in hand...

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>>70388869
for a while
>>70388879
tf

I'm craving some summer fruit drink

tom jones is NOT white
what's wrong with the welsh?

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>>70388941
the absolute fucking madman is actually doing it

>>70388937
Yeah but genocide isnt allowed either, if you are going to be criticised you might as well go full out and do it properly

>>70388950
*throws a banana at you*

>>70388953
oh shut up

>>70388941
he is basically holding the country hostage over immigrants consigning them to poverty until they meet his demands

>>70388953
jews have the highest average iq in the world

>>70388954
'Bok is by far best girl

>>70388950
>Literally a Nigger from Niggeria
lmao

Africans should've been stamped out of existence.

Doing a poo, doesn't smell like one of mine though...

>>70388920
T'es malade

>>70388941
Jesus Christ we voted for brexit last June and we still haven't formally done anything

Trump does not fuck around

>>70388953
Pure coincidence

>>70388950
WE

what is the actual purpose of congress then

placed one of my own poos in one of my mate's bums last night

reckon he'll notice?

>>70388941
going to be funny when illegal immigration rises desu

>>70388982
>>70388998
Hows it feel knowing that I probably have a higher paying job than you and have quite literally fucked a white british girl

Still working on a french one, am going to Paris in the summer.

>>70389019
Approve stuff and make laws

>>70389002
leaving the eu is much less simple than building a wall

> tfw no German Shepherd called Chewie as a pet

>>70389019
To pass legislation

Is the chicken conissuer /ourguy/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-38744307

30 fucking grammes of caffeine, Jesus Christ

>Candice's face when he mentioned C4
Hmm

>>70389001
dans une baignoire que j'te dit... tu t'allonges un peu et la psssssssssss.. tu verras c'est chaud donc dans ce rude hiver c'est idéal

>>70389040
who cares mate i dont own french girls lol
mong

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feels good senpai

>>70389040
KANG OF DA WURL

>>70389040
Why would I give a fuck about a British girl? I'm not British.

We both know you don't have a job.

And if you're going to Paris to fuck this "french one" then she's probably darker than you are lmao

>>70388941
mentalist
>>70388991
indeed
shame the incels at /v/ insisted on targeting her with their bullshit

>>70389019
most of the executive orders trump have issued have very little effect

if he wants to make real change it has to go through congress

>>70389019
most shit can't get passed through an executive order

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>>70389040
>fat non white american basement dweller whinging about his imaginary sexual achievements on /int/
literally every other thread except they usually at least pretend not to be a wog

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If trump carries on like this he will have signed 11,000 executive orders in his 8 years

>>70389069
That's the daily average caffeine consumption of a Scandi/Nordic

Curious when you're having sex do you usually use condoms?

I'm shocked by how easily girls are fine with fucking without a condom

I never used to buy any so never had any on me and 8 of the last 10 girls I've been with just said its fine without a condom

>>70389094
fuck off you mong

>>70389133
are you some kind of normie?

>>70389112
he's passing the most important stuff. it's crazy

Got blocked by Princess Chelsea lads :S

>>70389133
you don't need condoms if you're middle class/above and only shag within your class

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>>70388953
dude they're just smarter than whites ok stop being a nazi

Going for a hike with the local search and rescue
Keep my seat warm, will ya? x

>>70389149
>tfw you try to bully an African and end up bullying the wrong African
whoops lmao

>>70389117
Crikey what was FDR doing? Ww2 shit?

>he has an untreated penis

stay undesirable cunt

>>70389149
>>70389079
bugger off malian wog

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did a drawing for my katelyn RIP x

business idea: hang ancaps and other lolbergtarians

>>70388800
octopus are a person

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>Hows it feel knowing that I probably have a higher paying job than you and have quite literally fucked a white british girl

>>70389188
depression stuff

>>70389188
he did a lot of socialism stuff

socialism is the way

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might partake in some "sweeties" myself this weekend

yeah i hit it then I quit thank u come again

Lads, what do dogs eat? Like before Pedigree Chum, did we just cook for them like we do for people?

>>70388800
>What IS true, is that Sciencifically the cells in the early stages can be considered an INDIVIDUAL, but that counts for EVERY CELL in the human body. From this logic we can't transplant organs or remove cancer tumors because they are made of individuals.


utter tripe, a clump of liver or lung cells can't become a full human being
a zygote can

your logic is utter dogshit u fucking fruitcake

>Everyone that posts on 4chan lives with their mummy

Quit projecting your life onto mine. Have my own flat in a major city

anyone up for some Elsa Jean posting? x

Not even Mads can save this Bumbling Bendersnatch piece of shit movie.

>>70389258
raw meat generally, stuff that people don't want like chicken necks

>>70388937
covert biological warfare

Does the breakdown of the wider family and community support unit during industrialisation and the decreasing role of church charity mean that socialism is necessary? Or does it mean that welfare is necessary but socialism is still stupid?

will never address niggers irl

>>70389083
pair of you sound like a right pair of drips

@70389279
@70389236
@70389288
jfs out

>>70389264
ummm excuse me but i believ eit's HER CHOICE and that killing a baby is like scratching your arm or wanking your cum into your hand so maybe you should just SHUT UP and EDUCATE yourself next time

>>70389196
You drew this?

>>70389288
who

>>70389115
Not him but I have my own flat with a balcony and am a full blown normie

ama

>>70389306
Nah

Neoliberalism is the answer

>>70389258
leftovers and stuff people wont eat like the bits on bones

>>70389258
anything really, they are pack omnivores and will happily eat veg and roots, berries etc along with meat. Dogs used to do white chalky shits for years and then they took something out of the biscuit ingredients and they went into their current sloppier state.

>>70389302
Would dogs prefer raw or cooked meat?

@70389342
no one cares jf, out

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>>70389335
My waifu

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really decalcifies the additional eye

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so called internet hate machine
so called hackers on steroids

>>70389288
Only if post some of the black boys she's WHITED too!

>>70389358
They do not care

>>70389368
looks like a slut

>>70389306
No, it means we should bring back strong familial tries and community support and go back to God.

>>70389358
they wouldn't care

>>70389366
>t. lives at home with mummy

>>70389366
Good post

>>70389306
Unfettered global capitalism is the answer

need a qt gf to cuddle

>>70389344
would that not involve welfare?

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>>70389288

>>70389373
ffs lad my telescreen looks over my computer and it's just seen me read this when I get out the labour camp I'm coming for you fucking muggy little twat

Still waiting on screeners for
Paterson
The edge of seventeen
Passengers

>>70389386
>>70389398
Feel this is a cop out answer. Dogs like things more than they like other things. HIGHLY doubt they would suddenly "not care" when it comes to the food they're eating.

>>70389386
>>70389398
how do you know? Have you ever asked?

>>70389430
some limited welfare maybe

>flatmate I don't like is Still in the kitchen

When the fuck is he going to leave!?!

>>70389358
cooked if they have had it before, when you are eating day to day you really feel the difference in calories, etc intake when eating cooked vs uncooked food. animals are the same, they know when something gives them more than something else and will seek out the better.

>>70389441
>>70389430
No, welfare is communist

@70389402
@70389405
nonce jfs
>>70389441
decent jf

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>tfw no jen gf

Can you help me out?
I can't stop listening to Sinead O'Connor.

>>70389449
>being too cowardly to go the kitchen when someone else is there

yeah, we had one like you once.
genuinely the most pathetic excuse for a human I ever encountered

>>70389432
God she's cute there

>>70389392
google her name
she takes kenyan dick on cam
and that yank wants to marry her

>>70389496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXShQn2otVk
Ivan will help you

housemate told me that our other housemate (who we have taken to calling 'toast wanker') is so autistic that he literally cannot enter rooms when I'm about haha

currently sat in the kitchen doing fuck all, can hear him pacing about his room and putting his ear to the door to see if I'm gone

autistic wasteman, might stay in here all night haha

>>70389460
who the fuck eats raw meat day to day to compare

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>almost 8 o'clock
>anywhere near 21:00 is time to start seriously thinking about getting ready for beddy so I'm well rested for Mr Poundoffleshberg tomorrow

christ

>>70389505
I go into the kitchen when other people are there. Just don't like this one flatmate and do not wish to engage with him.

>>70389396
How can that be done in a densely populated highly mobile , high work hour society?

>>70389441
Like...? Our current one is better than most people give it credit for, its just very badly managed and wages are forced up because of VAT

>>70389436
Havent noticed a difference, eating very quickly vs eating very quickly, they like meat more than other things, mine really like cheese as well

>>70389433
should've kept that independent thought to a minimum mate

>>70389535
please don't disparage the differently abled, thank you

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>Michael Jackson's only daughter, Paris, says she believes her father was murdered.

>In her first in-depth interview, Paris told Rolling Stone she was convinced Jackson's 2009 death was "a setup".

>"I consider myself black," she continued, adding that her father would "look me in the eyes and he'd point his finger at me and he'd be like, 'You're black. Be proud of your roots.'"

ah yes so black. so obviously michael jackson's biological daughter

>>70389491
good lad

>>70389537
tribal people do it if they have to, plus its simple evolutionary tactics really. if creatures, humans included, didnt understand when a food was better for them, even if it tasted worse then species would adapt and split into different ones less.

>>70389585
3ddp

>>70389537
raw meat is fine to consume if its fresh

I had raw chicken sushi in Japan once, literally saw the bloke go out to his coop in the back and neck the little runt then chop him up

didn't taste great I'll be honest

>>70389584
isn't she half black? how the fuck is she so white?

>>70389585
rolling for far left

>>70389585
Bum on 3

>>70389547
unemployment bennies, education subsidy, some sort of healthcare involvement at minimum probably

>>70389614
going to japan in april. what cities did you go to? Only planned for kyoto and tokyo right now

>>70389615
She's not his biological daughter

*snorts a gigantic line of ching*

haha not really though

When are we going to get our Trump, lads?

>>70389584
maybe like 1/8th black

>>70389537
Continentals eat raw pork and beef mince , and sometimes raw beef slices

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>>70389542
>get in at 7
>to get 8 hours sleep I have to be asleep by 10

it's worth it for Mr. Slavesberg's approval

>>70389584
it's no laughing matter, they have obviously messed with her head, such a sweet girl and has already tried committing suicide a bunch of times, also she's now saying she got raped

I'm telling you, once she hits 30 she's gonna come out full KKK hating on the blacks for lying to her.

Where's your compassion , anon? Just because she's super rich don't mean she ain't human like you and me.

>>70389604
oh, what tribe are you from?

>>70389693
the one that banged your mum

>>70388627

They mean the Tinie Tempah type of Brit.

>>70389584
>MJ is genetically black
>children are all white

hmmmm

just did a big smelly trump

>>70389631
So how is that different?

>>70389685
fuck off stavros papadoupolopolos

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>>70389678
Soon

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>>70389491
we can snuggle and pretend it's her

>>70389662
went to tokyo and also did the shikoku pilgrimage

>>70389614
I know its fine but desu I studied parasites extensively in Uni and it scarred me a little so I just never really want to risk it, could not deal with having a tapeworm

>>70389682
>Continentals eat raw pork and beef mince , and sometimes raw beef slices

literally tapeworm city inside their guts

>>70389733
come on you, where's your human side. would it kill you to show some emotion?

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yank bums, you say?

just deployed an absolute stonker of a President of the United States of America

>>70389767
I also have studied biology, they have pretty stringent standards , the threats from pork, not beef anyway

>>70389770
all greeks should be killed

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Daisy Ridley bottom

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>>70389674
i get several thousand more pounds on friday. chances are i'll be up for days with zero food or sleep doing nothing but snorting the old 'caine and drinking strong lager

reckon we should build a moat and make the EU pay for it

Smelania Fart

>>70389825
that's more like it,
take it out on us, not a poor sweet girl like Paris, we can take it, leave Paris alone.

might do an ol' 'cide

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roll for your kev

second to last number = rarity:

>blue = 1, 3, 5
>purple = 2, 6
>pink = 4, 9
>red = 7
>rare special item (gold) = dubs

last number = what case you get, rounding down to the closest one if possible (ie you get a pink-rarity kev but your last number is 4, you round down to 2)

Flying into London on the 9th of March and out of Shannon on the 21st. What path should I take?

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Daisy Ridley Arse

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>>70389785
>you will never be trampled by a group skinny yank girls bare feet

>>70389868
Ah yes 2015 memes

>>70389849
tfw god gave us a moat free of charge

>>70389868
alri liddos lets see what we get x

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hmm

hi

>>70389809
>pork, not beef
both have a version of the parasite that can infect humans

theres even this one you can get from atlantic fish that is typically asymptomatic for years until its cysts build up in your nerves and start giving you incurable seizures

did my honours project on insect parasites, cool stuff

who is the most famous person you've had sex with /brit/?

>>70389910
Which nigger infested shithole is this one

>>70389918
fake news

>>70389830
>>70389870
not seeing any bottom or indeed any arse here

>>70389870
keep it up
>>70389881
>you'll never feel the sheer weight of those glucose-abundant bodies crushing each of your testicles

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quite jealous of yanks right now 2bh

gonna pay £3000 for a hug lads

>>70389946
too doxxable

>>70389910
why did you blot out the paper?
And not yet, not sure if looking forward to it or not

>>70389942
some not famous model

>be OK at using a computer
>everyone else is awful at it
>I'm now the guy everyone goes to for IT even though I don't have a clue what I'm doing most of the time
>spent my entire day doing IT

Fuck

>>70389965
Kill yourself

>>70389957
the yanks don't deserve him 2bh

>>70389931
>did my honours project on insect parasites, cool stuff
which one is your favourite?
which one do you fear the most?
not often we get someone here who might actually know something of value.

>>70389910
delete this

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my waifu

>>70389973
Someone could've tracked the lines and figured out which printer it came from

>>70389931
The beef one is harder to come by unless you are going around the intestines

I hate marine parasites, i really really hate them

Going to Ireland for St Pattys to celebrate my 1/64th pure Gaylick roots where should I go

>>70388926
What was the name of this guy's youtube channel?

>>70389957
what funding is he stripping? be quite funny if he turns a bunch of cities into derelict shitholes desu

>>70389910
>when your city has the palette of CoD4

That's like an Australian saying he's jealous that the Brits had to build a fence at Calais

>>70389980
that's what you get for having friends you normie fuck

>>70389998
I did

>>70389992
>t. lives with mummy

>>70390037
winter is shit isnt it

>>70389980
document it; job number, user, task, resolution. wait a few months and then get a payrise out of it or a move to a cushy IT job is there are some going.

>>70389957
He's literally the harbringer of the New Bad Times.

>>70390010
true , fair enough, you are a wise man

>>70389918
>ywn be paid to commit sex attacks on behalf of the Kremlin

>the absolute STATE of javascript

>>70388800
Waste of trip dubs

>>70389931
can they get into crisps?

>>70390103
thats where they originated

>>70390042
what i don't get is why are they at calais? they're already in europe, why do they want to go a bit further to britain? it's a dreary shithole

>>70389918
I like how they included Syria.
Do they even have an intelligence service operating outside the middle east?

>>70390053
My parents own multiple properties and let me live in one of the units rent free

Have fun paying for schlomos retirement in rent haha

>>70390124
why i don't eat mcoys flame grilled steak desu

>>70389960
I genuinely want to know what happened to that lad. At least he went out there and did it. He still had an experience.

Wiley - Godfather is just banger after banger

Audacious release

>>70390129
Northern Europe has the best bennies

any boys want to meet up and hug in dewsbury?

>>70390129
tons of them speak english, the UK has a huge black economy, lots of them have family here etc. there's shit loads of reasons

gf just messaged me saying she has some of my stuff at her place

It's been a month since she dumped me

Wonder if she has a new lad

>>70389995
favourite, probably dracunculis althought its nearly extinct but its life cycle and pathology is smart as fuck

most feared, hard to say because we don't live anywhere near REALLY scary ones, but the idea of having a full sized tapeworm inside me is quite repulsive to me, Any type of lymphatic filariasis (causes elephantiasis, generally uncurable) would be horrendous to have though, especially loasis (worms in your eyes make you blind)

wucheria bancrofti is also v disgusting as they live in your blood in a mating pair and reproduce sending the little sproglets all around your system, they can easily get lost and form cysts in the wrong places and fuck you up

malaria is probably the most interesting overall though

Any corner shops near you lads that sell authentic Grimsby sushi?

>>70390153
>No proof and is so poor that he's posting from his phone

Shan't

>>70390185
a lot better than konnichiwa imo
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2017/jan/24/wiley-godfather-grime
very good read

>>70390220
cheers matey, theres hours in reading in that info.

>>70390129
Probably speak English

>>70390220
and all of this shit is incredibly rare in the UK so shut the fuck up.

>>70390250
>proof
Ah yes you want proof I'm not homeless? Mong

>>70390281
so?

pretty sure I mentioned this in my post

>>70388800
Ah yes, I remember that one time my uncle took the moral stance on chemotherapy, bless him, and this tumor in his throat turned into a fully-fledged human being.

saw a lamborghini the other day and it didn't have a vanity plate, was surreal

business idea: suicide

>>70390271
slow reading mong it's only 4 or 5 lines

>>70390282
Ah yes, phone poster is surely doing fine.

>>70390319
did it. not worth the effort

>>70390259
Konnichiwa was fucking shite

Skepta and JME are so overrated

>>70390325
I'm at uni rn lol

>>70390324
thanks mate, i copy and paste most posts i think i might like as they take too long to read. all those words stuck together in lines and all that. bit mad really.

>70390354
>Phone poster can't afford a laptop for uni

Ah yes.

It appears as though journalism has become just a collection of tweets on a page.
Not even thoughts of relevant people, just literally anybody who has an opinion.

>>70390394
>>70390354
kindly go and find a different thread to continue this in thanks

Anyone remember this absolute banger from assemblies at school

https://youtu.be/JRQEQgyGAGA

>>70390430
Nah we did hymns.
Only two people in the entire school could play the piano. And one was pretty bad.

>>70390411
ah yes how erudite of you

>>70390424
fuck off non-mobile poster

fuck everyone in this thread

>>70390271
I'll talk a little more about dracunculis life cycle

so basically yeah, the juveniles infect small crustaceans that are free living in (dirty) water

if you drink these crustaceans you become infected

the female migrates to you groin area and spend 6-8 years growing, when she's done she will be the full length of your leg, as soon as its time for her to release her own spawn she will cause a huge boil to form on your foot that apparently feels like literal fire.

In response to this you put your foot in water to cool off and the boil explodes, releasin the juveniles to re-infect the crustaceans

For the longest time also the only way to get it out was to wrap a stick around a segment of it when the boil bursts before it retreats back inside your leg, each day you add a few rotations to the stick and draw it a few mm more out, too much and you snap the worm allowing it to retreat, so you'd have to spend like a month with this worm half hanging out your leg

One of the US presidents in the l60s or 70s I think started an initiative to get rid of them (maybe jimmy carter?) and now there is only a few hundred of them left alive

>>70390460
*surruptitiously googles erudite*

>>70390471
will it cure my virgin walk?

>>70390471
you up to the task big man ? ;)

>>70390430
nah i remember this choon though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wTl3Sx156k

because you'd be in jail

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>>70390491
>I'll talk a little more about dracunculis life cycle
>so basically yeah, the juveniles infect small crustaceans that are free living in (dirty) water
>if you drink these crustaceans you become infected
>the female migrates to you groin area and spend 6-8 years growing, when she's done she will be the full length of your leg, as soon as its time for her to release her own spawn she will cause a huge boil to form on your foot that apparently feels like literal fire.
>In response to this you put your foot in water to cool off and the boil explodes, releasin the juveniles to re-infect the crustaceans
>For the longest time also the only way to get it out was to wrap a stick around a segment of it when the boil bursts before it retreats back inside your leg, each day you add a few rotations to the stick and draw it a few mm more out, too much and you snap the worm allowing it to retreat, so you'd have to spend like a month with this worm half hanging out your leg
>One of the US presidents in the l60s or 70s I think started an initiative to get rid of them (maybe jimmy carter?) and now there is only a few hundred of them left alive

>>70390509
straight out of les miserable

>>70390511
wooaaahhh

>>70390509
ah yes indoctrinate 'em early

president toilet bog fart

>>70390558
gets funnier every time

>>70390430
sorry i went to a traditional school not some nightmarish shithole filled with ethnics so we sang christian hymns in assembly

https://youtu.be/lXtFqCw6rH8

Another assembly banger

>>70390491
nice, already bookmarked their wiki articles to read on the train tomorrow.
>>70390535
piss off you cock monkey

>>70390535
hatposting is just a manifestation of crab mentality anti-intellectualism

you'd rather never discuss anything remotely interesting because you're too simple to engage

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>>70390502
yeh this is me. i'll fuck you up mate

>>70390575
>This paki overcompensating

Go away rasheed you didn't even grow up here

>>70390492
*surreptitiously googles surreptitiously*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxLtyK0Dtkk&list=PLxybjfxLKz_yoys24jPCXboFILki8W-9m&index=12

this whole playlist is just pure school anthems
remember this one at the end of year 6, might start tearing up

>>70390579
I remember this one
sounds like indoctrination now that I listen to it.

Our school had this stereo that had both the acoustic and the vocal tracks. I never found out what medium it was on, CD's still hadn't replaced cassette tapes yet.

>>70390601
You're a big man, but you're in bad shape.

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hows the bulk/cut going lads?

summer is right around the corner

>>70390575

I went to a CofE primary that had a decent number of pakis, and they all had to sing the christian hymns and go to church at harvest festival

>>70390614
shockingly, very few pakis attend christian schools

>>70390641
Yeah we did this one too

>>70390658

haven't lifted since november, hurt my wrist, hip and my hamstrings are extremely tight

>>70390658
>summer is right around the corner
what sort of meme hemisphere are you living in mate? it's the middle of summer right now

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>>70390658
shall be cut by June at the latest

Used to be dead jealous of the Jehovah's Witness kids who got to sit out of assemblies.

>>70390677
Shockingly when you grow up in Pakistan like you did you won't get cultural references about growing up in Britain

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fuck drumpf

I only remember singing christian hymns in secondary

>>70390725
>hymns in secondary
Haha

>>70390583
enjoy la, I wanted to mention this other thing in relation to malaria that I remember being interesting, it was all about how different surface proteins within a species can affect how much the plasmodium cells coalesce and variations in degrees of coalescence cause all different symptoms at varying levels but I cannot find it anywhere.

but yeah enjoy your readings

>>70390535
inappropriate AND poorly executed hatpost laddo. hang your head.

Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer

>>70390725
my secondary had a live in nun who you used to get sent to when you were naughty. she was like 90 and it was amazingly effective because even the worst behaved kids didn't have the heart to not be mean to her lol. she used to make you sit there and say the our father or hail mary 20 times

>>70390658
cba with all that complicaed shit

all I do is cycle loads, eat whatever I want and 5 times a week do sets of pull ups and dips until fail

mantains a stellar physique without all that fucking around, and its free!

last girl I slept with kept mentioning how chiseled my body was

How much should I weight if I'm 6'1?

I was thinking I'd like to be 12 stone. Since I swim and lift I might look athletic or fit

>>70390762
>>70390796
wasn't even a properly christian school, but this was back in the late 90's so maybe that's just how it went

>>70390810
Some people are like that desu and I'm jealous. I tried it that way but realized my macros were way the fuck off and I was eating either way more or less than I thought.

Its not really complicated at all though.

>>70390831
12-13

depends on other factors than height though, some people just have a wider skeletal frame at the same height than others

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I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo solemnly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Poosident of the Poonited States, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited States

>>70390810
Can guarantee you look barely above average

>>70390831
I'm 6'1
zero muscle mass, 17% bf @ 12 and half stone
so that's pretty much the base

>>70390810
>Sleeping with girls
>Not just fucking them

beta male

>>70390835
I went to secondary school in the first half of the 90s and we never sang any hymns that I remember.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-china-38748373

>>70390884
Im about the same but i look skinnyfat as fuck. like gut and soft body

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hmm

>>70390831
I'm 6'3 and 12 stone, perfection

>>70390857
I just couldnt force myself to gain fat desu, even if I wanted to I don't think its possible

I've had periods where I've sat on my arse doing literally nothing, eating pizza every other day for 6 months and not exercising

I'll lose muscle but won't ever gain fat layers

but yeah I'm very happy with my body as is, been stepping things up the last few months and if I just maintain as I am. Its not too much effort and I'm content

cycling is the most time consuming part, but I actually enjoy it, good time to listen to music and clear my head

>>70390880
nah you're just jealous

in summer I get comments ALL the time, people always get butthurt on here when I mention my exercisings though so I expect it

I'm a born athlete so what little I do just adds on top of my natural gifts

Any good documentary recs?

Already seen empire of dust because that's normally recommended