Australia day?

>>70383083
whats the point of celebrating in a country that banned clapping and high fives because they were too loud?

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Hmm?

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Hmmmmm?

Why don't Australians celebrate the 4th of July?

It's not until tomorrow, mate

>>70383504
3am here lad

>>70383083
What do you do on Australia Day?

>>70383869
Usually we chuck some snags on the barbie and chuck a few tinnies mate but this year instead of all that we get a dose of white guilt

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>>70383949
forgot pic

>>70383949
Don't forget to wash your hands

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>>70383162
>Be English
>Need a TV license
Nice try Muhammed

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>>70384705
>be Australian
>be English

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>Be English
>Get BTFO of the Colonies because Fucking France
>Need new place to dump undesirable bread stealers
>Dumb Dutchman got drunk and forgot about the continent he found
>Continent is ripe for the taking
>Land on Jan 26th, 1788
>Whip out the Muskets and Smallpox and BTFO aboriginals
>Take rest of country
>Send bread stealers
>Prisons no longer congested
>mfw

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australia day?

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What the fuck is Australia?

>>70385135
a continent

>>70385135

Its a giant dessert next to New Zealand

>>70383797
>Australians live in the future
wtf
what's your secret?