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>>70378408
Incredible edition

VERY well done

asians aren't asians guys

im not european im actually a north-west islander

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might turn in lads

>>70378513
literally technically are you spacker

>>70378479
are you the ozzy in /balt/ saying you're about to go to sleep?

business idea: shower for the first time in a few days, then clean my room and change my bedsheets for the first time in months

what do we reckon lads

>>70378479
why, what did they do?

>>70378545
I'm hoping you don't have a patent on this yet as I may partake in this myself

>>70378545
What is the point in showering if you're not going to change your bedsheets at the same time

>>70378538
we are LITERALLY an island separated by water from the continental landmass of europe OH MY DAYS

Childhood is idolizing Radical Centrism.
Adulthood is realizing Moderate Liberalism makes more sense.

>tfw 5'1" and built like a fat acceptance supporter

>>70378577
geopolitically we are considered part of europe

>>70378570
i'm willing to licence it out m8

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hello fellow radical centrists!

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>>70378544
No la'

>>70378559
been very naughty boys x

>>70378577
Think you've been confused by the use of "continental Europe" lad. That's not how continents are decided. Most of the islands surrounding us are lumped in to the same "Australian continent"

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The modern Australian man

>>70378589
that's not what he said, refer to >>70378478

>>70378594
Can you compare it to a state where there is no neo-liberalism?

>>70378594
but that line has been going down forever

>>70378371
Fuck me it's that exact fucking noise they all make. It's so loud as well.

>>70378639
European continent != continental europe

>>70378629
Pretty sure Australia is part of Asia m8.

>>70378639
Christ, the absolute state of European education. I can't believe you thought you were so right you actually linked to my post proving you wrong

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>>70378594

i humbly request that you do not tread on me

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>>70378629
>A continent is one of several very large landmasses on Earth

hmmm

think you're a massive sperglord constantly changing well established definitions to match what you feel they should be

>>70378632
What's wrong with that Rorkesheed?

>>70378695
Mate I'm literally howling, shrieking and caterwauling at you
This is embarrassing, even another European disagrees with you

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>>70378594
it's cute how they take credit for everything

>>70378703
Where did I imply anything was wrong with it you braindead mong

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>>70378632
>No Torres Strait Islanders flag
Bit racist

>>70378680
Well this is what we get for being so bigoted. The only way our economy can boom again is with more migrants

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What's he thinking of?

>>70378689
>brown is winning
FUCKING TOWNIES REEEEE

>>70378724
>>70378669
>>70378661
>Continental Europe, also referred to as mainland Europe, or, by Europeans, simply the Continent, is the continuous continent of Europe, excluding surrounding islands

>The most common definition of continental Europe excludes continental islands, encompassing the Greek Islands, Cyprus, Malta, Sicily, Sardinia, Corsica, the Balearic Islands, Ireland, the United Kingdom, the Isle of Man, the Channel Islands, and the Danish archipelago, as well as nearby oceanic islands, including the Canary Islands, Madeira, the Azores, Iceland, the Faroe Islands, and Svalbard.

hmm yes lads do continue. why do you think the term "continental europe" exists if it refers to surrounding islands as well? the term would be completely redundant and have the same definition as simply "europe"

Redpill me on oxfam lads. One of the gfs wants to work for them in South Sudan. Are théy funded by Soros?

>>70378765
how /brit/ is so shit

>>70378765
He has psychic abilities.

>>70378787
>continental islands
Literally right fucking there mate. "Continental Europe" is just a term meaning the large landmass, that's not the technical definition of the European continent. By your definition Tasmania isn't part of the Australian continent because there's a bit of water and they call the large landmass the "mainland"

>samurai jack S5 release date announced for March

was planning on topping myself way before then but might stick it out if it's only 2 months. Not waiting for TLOU:Part 2 though.

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could you heem a bull sea lion

>>70378842
Did you literally just cherrypick two words out of two full sentences which were explicitly telling you that you were wrong?

Did you actually do that?

>>70378632
Might be the first time I've felt welcome on Australia Day, after seeing that pic, good on you

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>>70378612

You are like a baby.

Watch this.

>>70378887
Really? That's a shame. Sorry for what it's worth

>>70378879
with my eyes shut

>>70378886
Think you're just baiting now, refuse to believe anyone, even a European, could be this brain dead

>>70378879
>looks like at least 2 tonnes of solid muscle, fat and blubber with an oily coating

no I don't think I could

>>70378901
that's FAR from radical centrist

>>70378879
I'm a one stripe blue belt in jiu jitsu lad I think I could take it

*Gets immediately crushed to death*

onto the second season of the anime I have been watching lately, still can't reveal which one until I have finished it

What's the most likely name of the lad in your friend group who doesn't make it past pre-drinks?

>>70378937

How? Everybody agrees with me nearly 50%.

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*ahem*

>>70378915
>you: you're technically part of continental europe
>The most common definition of continental Europe excludes continental islands such as the United Kingdom
>SEE IT SAYS CONTINENTAL ISLANDS NEVER MIND THE OTHER WORDS

oh my literal days is this really happening

>Pakiboo got another job

Either we're all going to make it or you're even lower than a paki sex offender.

cleaned my room and had a cooked meal for the first time in ages. not had a drink yet either.

today is the day I begin the path to realising my full potential

>>70378975
Scott
>>70378985
I didn't say continental Europe, I said the European continent
Like I said your poor little head has gotten so confused by the term "continental Europe" that you've mixed it up with the actual definition of what constitutes the European continent

Women at work are all moaning about the pill

They could always I dunno.……not have sex? It's not difficult. But such an outrageous blasphemy to slutdom couldn't enter the minds of these primitives

>>70379018
>being two steps above a pig is on the path to his full potential
I mean yeah, gotta start somewhere and that

>>70379015
>paki sex offender.
a mentally ill paki sex offender with moobs

>Usain Bolt stripped of 2008 Olympic relay gold after Nesta Carter fails drug test

ha ha

>>70379015
I consider a call centre job on par with unemployed tbf

>>70378977
>>70378978
is the perfect example of Radical Centrism

>>70378612 is a good, realistic example because the difference between Labour and Conservatives is smaller than >>70378901

>>70379065
right? besides, I'm pretty sure I have a quite high potential (for real)

just need to realise it

>>70378975
Predrinks are indisputably the best (and only good) part of the night.

>everyone knows everyone
>sitting in a quiet room where you can actually hear people and be heard
>warm and relaxed, most likely sitting down
>trains are still running so you can get home for cheap

Compare to actually heading out after prebev:
>pay £10 to get into a scummy club night
>music too loud to hear anyone
>have to dance about
>drinks way overpriced (+you need to queue with angry roided manlets)
>costs £20 to get home in a taxi

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Red for me

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>They could always I dunno.……not have sex? It's not difficult. But such an outrageous blasphemy to slutdom couldn't enter the minds of these primitives

>>70379078

As if all the other teams were clean

Trying to police athletics is pointless. Let them take whatever they want

>>70379100
you're smashing it, mate

>>70379094
Outbound callcentres are a joke but inbound/customer service shit is fine.

>>70379015
>call centre job

hahahaha

>>70379019
What do you think continent actually means? It means a continuous part of land. Europe as a geopolitical entity is not the same as the continent of Europe.

>>70378879
kick to the knees, chop to the back of the head

seal'd be sparked right out

>>70379115
Is the 1 million taxed or is that factored in so I'm paid enough that I get 1 million after tax?
>>70379154
>European education

>>70379115
green

>>70379050
Most of the women at my work either have a coil inserted or an implant. That's what I gather from my snooping / overhearing.

>>70379111

I'm more partial to house parties/quite pub over clubs and popular pubs myself because you can actually, you know, talk to people rather than shout over the music and dealing with everyone buggering off/ getting kicked because of random distractions.

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>I go on nights out without smashing ecstasy and cocaine

>>70379149
I work in an (inbound) call centre, it's decent.

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>kick to the knees, chop to the back of the head

>seal'd be sparked right out

>>70379185
wahey! ya do drugs do ya mate? wahey! whaey wahey very cool wahey!

>>70379111
yeah well that's not predrinks then, is it? it's a house party
the best combo is one cheeky bev at someone's while you all congregate, then you go out to various pubs, not clubs
still stay with people you know but you actually go out and experience things together

>>70379115

Red. If you have a million its easier to make another.

>>70379169
For the sake of argument id say both are enough so you get 1 mill or 100 mill after tax

>>70379111
>ahahah being this generic
>because you can, you know, hear people and be heard
>my goodness

>>70379111
I suddenly feel inclined to agree with you wholeheartedly

incredible, someone has fedora posted my joke post

seals dont even have fucking knees

>>70379115
£1,000,000 is like 30+ years of wageslavery on the median wage

When you factor in being able to make passive money through safe investments/becoming a landlord and how much cheaper a house would be if you pay up front instead of getting a mortgage you could live a middle class life working a few hours a week for the rest of your life with red

>>70379212
Then the 1 million
With some smart investing you could easily make enough to live comfortably for the rest of your life

anyone here play chess

>>70379303
nah sorry, I have a life

>>70379190
Not the guy you're replying to but I work in a (mostly inbound) call centre as well and it is fucking DIRE m8. Terrible.

>>70379284
they do have knees they're just immobile and more like a 2nd hip joint

>>70379329
>hip joint
FOY it's called a "decent pub"

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>incredible, someone has fedora posted my joke post

>seals dont even have fucking knees

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>>70379303
I do but /brit/ posters are my pawns haha

gooch is getting itchy again. I reckon the crab eggs that survived the first insecticide blast have hatched and started going mental on the ol' crotch.

good thing I've got another blast ready for friday evening haha

>>70379321
What's so bad about it?

cheapest place to buy bitcoins without having to fuck around with ID and shit?

used to use localbitcoins

fucking hell you lot

http://www.strawpoll.me/12193844
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really want to find out that the yanks or the aussies have a funny name for something again, like that whole lounge fiasco
love threads like that

>>70379443
eggplant

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Penguins have knees

>>70379426
seals have knees and dogs can't look up

>>70379412
Customers, complaint procedure, constant time pressures (being berated for doing ANY aftercall work), sifting through 3 pages of unlabeled documents on buggy software running on your virtual machine.

And the entire staff is a big clique of overweight women in their late 20s, early 30s.

just ate a massive omelette

>>70379466
I did not imagine my work day encompassing an argument about seals having knees with a load of contrarians on a nepalese dream weaving forum

but there you go

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Fuckin tesco

>>70379513
nonce

>>70379486
Which company?

Some has trendier hiring policies and some hire mostly Pakis.

>>70379513
'nce

>>70379497
Didn't know there were eggs in the UK

just had some custard cpeams

>>70379513
>CPEAM

hmm

>>70379534
sheep eggs

>>70378572
lying in a bed with freshly washed bedsheets after having a bath is one of life's great pleasures

>>70379443
It gets tiring too quickly, you lads can be really mean

Might buy some DnD books to celebrate having found employment

>>70379528
My cousin became a manager at a call centre in like 2/3 years, still only gets paid minimum wage

>>70379528
>which company
doxxable info. It's a big corporation which you (and everyone ITT) will definitely have heard of.

It's not a paki one though, I'll give you that much. There's a lot of paki call centres in the area though; see large amounts of pakis outside smoking at lunch.

>>70379443
Did you hear about Aussies calling peppers capsicum

DO NOT REPLY TO IT

>>70379636
yeah that's pretty silly but hardly in the same league

>>70379636
Hmm.. yes... let me just look up what they are.. Oh, look, at this, the wikipedia page. Hmm.. it seems... seems to be called "Capsicum", "peppers" is only an afterthought.. hmm..

saw a rasheed yesterday in a brand new bmw M6.
was absolutely fuming

>>70379700
>was absolutely fuming
you or the car?

Should I take a lunch on my first day of call centre training?

What should I eat? Yogurt and a banana?

>>70379700
I feel the same way

>>70379695
that's what happens when you go to the wikipedia page for "capsicum", yes
meanwhile, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pepper

'kin 'ell

communism would be great if power was in fact given to the people but all that happens if that its given to a different elite group instead.

Pakis working in takeaways, burger places etc. are not paid minimum wage

That's how they keep their prices so low

'ight 've 'o 'ff 'elf 'ads

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Imagine working at a call centre lads.

>>70379735
do you brits have call centers abroad you can work in?

we have a lot in baltics

>>70379786
it's ten past 3 on a wednesday afternoon and you're worrying about this drivel

sort yourself out you cretian

Pepper etymology

Old English piper, pipor, of West Germanic origin; related to Dutch peper and German Pfeffer ; via Latin from Greek peperi, from Sanskrit pippalī ‘berry, peppercorn’.

Vs.

Capsicum etymology

late 16th century: modern Latin, perhaps from Latin capsa

>>70379801
nah, you're alright thanks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw7kvqk-v4s

>>70379801
My sister did for a while and she literally tried to commit suicide because of it haha. Absolute soul destroying job, can't imagine what sort of runt would be content to have it

>>70379811
>worrying

not quite sweetie x

thanks for the (You) though :)

Any lads here want to help me genocide the Irish?

I've had enough of those micks.

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>>70379807
>going abroad to work in a call centre

>>70379801
I'm looking forward to it, the desks seem very cramped but it's a trendy office

>>70379807
We would never work for pennies

>>70379847
I'm being paid above minimum wage and having a job boosts my self esteem

>>70379828
Capsicum was created when the plant was discovered because it was a whole new genus, "pepper" referring to capsicums is much newer than the word itself and only came about due to some confusing bullshit or other

Embarrassing mate

starting postgrad soon lads
how do I chirpse gallies in class

>>70379900
>>70379913
the point is that the salary is good especially when you live in latvia or some shit

>>70379923
> postgrad
> class
hmm

dinner tonight is chicken, or gallus gallus domesticus as i prefer to call it.

>>70379923
as a postgrad you're as toxic as a pile of nuclear waste

>>70379922
Prove it then

Either way it's our language so we'll do what we want, Australia didn't exist in the 16th century

>>70379962
>>70379975
I'm confused

>>70379954
Would feel guilty living in Latvia since we lynch Lats and various other types of Europeans over here

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>>70379954
>living in Latvia

Is Sweden really that bad?

>>70379969
how're you going to have your gallus? Think I'm going to have curry gallus

had a dream last night

>>70379976
>The misleading name "pepper" was given by Europeans when Christopher Columbus brought the plant back to Europe. At that time, black pepper (peppercorns), from the unrelated plant Piper nigrum originating from India, was a highly prized condiment; the name "pepper" was at that time applied in Europe to all known spices with a hot and pungent taste and was therefore naturally extended to the newly discovered Capsicum genus.
You literally call it pepper because your forebears were too retarded to name other plants

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>why yes I do have lengthy autistic arguments about the regional variation of English

>>70380040
did you dream of being skinny

>>70380034
any capsicums in that curry gallus?

if god doesn't exist then how come iceland duck spring rolls exist? checkmate atheists

hmm the other swede is baltic

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

latviANO

said I wasn't going to drink today but my throat has a thirst that water cannot quench

hmm should maybe look up what my degree entails haha

>>70380084
sad tosser

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Why does everyone look Jewish?

Noticed this in Victorian paintings too

>>70380051
Tonnes of etymologies come about in similar ways, don't know why you're so arsed about this

hmm tucking into a hearty bowl of leek and potato soup - or allium ampeloprasum and solanum tuberosum soup as i prefer to call it. delicious!

posting from the call centre

>>70380009
about what

you're too old for the undergrads and the postgrad women are a bunch of mingers generally

also don't shit on your doorstep

>cook myself up a lovely curry gallus with capsicums
>take it into the lounge room
>sit down on the lounge too fast
>get sauce on my flappy cap

what is your favorite TV series?

>>70380070
yeah, have to have hot capsicums with your gallus and cocos nucifera milk

>>70380084
got heavily ruined on saturday and haven't been tempted to touch alcohol since. i'm hoping this feeling lasts

>>70378408
Fascism was influenced by both left and right, conservative and anti-conservative, national and supranational, rational and anti-rational.[39] A number of historians regard fascism as either a revolutionary centrist doctrine, as a doctrine that mixes philosophies of the left and the right, or as both of those things.[40][41] Fascism was founded during World War I by Italian national syndicalists who drew upon left-wing and right-wing political views.
Faschist eh?

>>70380117
if you stare into the jew, the jew stares back at you

>>70380153
it wont and you know it

>>70380137
Takeshi's Castle

>>70380153
fuck, you've just reminded me I have to go out out next Saturday
I am NOT looking forward to being hungover, I'm getting too old for that shit

>>70380117
is that ireland one serious

surely not

>>70380169
Shan't be reading one word of this

>>70380029
Latvia is probably safer and your savings will tenfold

Third world countries are only bad if you're poor

>>70380117
Pretty sure czechoslovakia was a man

>>70380131
I'm 22

>>70380137
boku no pico

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Working in a call centre is pretty hard desu. Not hard as in "you have to be intelligent" but you have to hate yourself to stay afloat.

They will work you relentlessly. There is absolutely no time to slack off. Every mouse click on your computer is monitored, collated, timed and analysed. Likewise for every phone call you make and they are, of course, all recorded and samples periodically audited.

If you don't take enough calls you will get in trouble. If you don't do ALL the necessary after-call work in the smallest amount of time (anything above ~5 minutes is deeply frowned upon) you will be in trouble. If you make too many outbound calls you will be in trouble. If you don't follow complaints procedure to the letter you will be in trouble.

And the turnover is constant. There will literally always, ALWAYS, be fresh meat coming through the door to be interview and later trained because people are always leaving the job in some form.

At least in the call centre where I work there just simply is not enough time in which to do the job properly and thoroughly. I also literally don't know enough information to make the right decisions because the training was so vague. In the end the result is that the customers get completely shafted in order for you to keep the job and keep treading water.

Everything you do is a careful exercise in making it look like you are a competent worker who cares and does the correct thing. I fob customers off on a daily basis and outright lie to them with information pulled from my arse so they will fuck off. When a customer refuses to fuck off it makes me hate them. Most of the customers you speak to are angry and expect you to care about their anger when you couldn't give less of a fuck.

You'll be exhausted and drained after every day and you're working for shit pay. You absolutely must hate yourself to do this work and do it to a standard whereby you avoid being fired.

I wonder if I'll make friends at the call centre?

I wonder if they'll be cool when I come out as trans in a year or so

>>70380117
For me, it's Miss Allemange

young dumb and full of cum

>>70380216
fuck off youngcunt

>>70380216
fuckin' ancient by student standards

get the zimmer out lad

tho tbf i had lots of luck as a postgrad but that's just my dashing good looks and incredible charm

>>70380194
w-well as long as it lasts longer than the usual day or two between getting smashed it's progress

imbibed a little too much of the ol' vinum and chundered all over the lounge
stunk out the entire lounge room

made half a friend at the call centre

>>70380240
shan't

wahey got a big plate of chipped and fried solanum tuberosum. reckon i'll add some sodium chloride, piper nigrum and CH3COOH + H2O on top. sorted!

>>70380240
Ah yes the cunt who won't do his job properly is back

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>wake up
>post some incendiary material on early morning /brit/
>bookmark the thread
>go to work
>come back
>10+ (You)s from 2 posts

>>70380240
Stop it, you're scaring me

busted me bollocks at the call centre

http://www.strawpoll.me/12193844/r

state of you lot

>>70380297
There's not enough time to do it properly. I do a better job than most.

>>70380294
>nigrum
rorke

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all these numbers going up is good right

>>70380294
>pepper on chips

uh

>>70380294
is that hot chipped and fried solanum tuberosum or cold chipped and fried solanum tuberosum?
need to know whether to get you some solanum lycopersicum sauce or perhaps some capsicum salsa

>>70380266
yeah but how did you do it
I've never pulled a girl from class

Anyone got an invite to gaytorrent.ru?
getmeaudible at gmail dot com.

>>70380332
hard to say

generally speaking it's considered good but the economy is far too complex to say for certain

Crikey just realised that when politicians complain about jobs going overseas they mean shit like call centre work going to India

Really hope the jobs the so called politicians bring back aren't call centre jobs lads

>>70380378
I think they mean manufacturing mainly

>>70380364
sent :)

>>70380349
don't question what black people eat
you'll just be disappointed

if there's any advice I can give to someone working in a call centre, it's don't have a tuft of facial hair left on your man chin

>>70380360
well I was a physicist so there wasn't any gash there really

dunno, just went out a lot and was on drugs a lot and knew people, some undergrads, some postgrads in other subjects (ended up marrying one, hoho!)

just be social and not creepy generally

the rules might have changed given I was a postgrad 6 years ago before this sjw madness took off

done class and had breakfast

might do a sleep

then go to the gym

:\

spend 70% of my time daydreaming/fantasising about having a normie life

>tfw

>forgot Nintendo Network ID
>can't recover it without my email account
>police have my phone that I need for 2 step verification
>can't retrieve my pokemon from pokemon ba

>>70380240
Unironically read every single word of this

Do you still least get a wage or are you on commission?

>>70380400
this better not be a 'bit gay' email.

>>70380359
hot mate. fried in finest plantae triglyceride

>>70380413
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPS

here's another tip for the call centre people, if you boss touches your leg let him because it might result in a nice bonus

>>70380436
watch out, might hit you with my walking stick you little shtibag

>>70380332
Well, I can say if that trend continues, we will all be filthy stinking rich

>>70380404
Have negroes living over my flat
Once had to get back inside from my garden because what they "cooked" smelled like boiled dog food
or heated vomit
or just plain old diarrhea

>>70380408
I have laser on Friday and its easier to get a good shave if I let my hair grow out a bit

>>70380413
yeah alright mate then I'll just be myself yeah?
no help at all ffs

little trick I learned when I worked in a call centre: if the phone starts ringing, answer it ASAP

time to get the ol' attention-seeking cross dresser filter back on i see

>>70380473
yh

just be yourself

unless you're a repulsive little scrote in which case don't be yourself

ez?

little trick I learned when I worked in a call centre: if things get too social and confusing, just piss yourself then quit

glad i'll never be pathetic enough to work in a call centre.

>>70380428
I'm on a wage (~£16,750 before taxes). The benefits are my work are actually pretty decent but I don't really take advantage of them. We get a workplace pension as well which I have maxed out at 9% employer contribution. Reckon I will commit suicide before retirement age though.

>commission
Fortunately my income isn't commission based at all. Most of the call centres that are based on commission are outbound sales (and even then it's usually on top of a basic wage). The people who work outbound sales are literal psychopaths though.

little trick I learned when I worked in a call centre: if a hot girl talks to you that means she loves you so you should secretly film her taking a shit.

can't think of a more runtish job then working a call centre

i work in a supermarket and can relate to the not enough time to do your job properly thing

the managers are so ridiculously unrealistically demanding and pressurising because they don't hire enough staff that you only end up getting done about half of what you're asked to do throughout the day, the customer service suffers and the shop end up looking like a horrible mess most of the time because you're just throwing stock out as fast as possible

it's a fucking nightmare

little trick I learned when I worked as a prostitute: spinning motion with the tongue makes them cum faster

girl next to me at work (call centre) said she thought I've been working that job for ages and she's seen me around
she's absolutely gagging for it

>>70380484
I'm trans

Haven't worn women's clothing in a while

>>70380505
Haven't pissed myself in around 6 months

>>70380506
I'll be paid above minimum wage

>>>/v/365298540

>>70380536
>secretly film her in the bathroom
Don't know about in Britland but that's highly illegal here

Only an absolute retard would even think about doing that

>>70380469
I worked with a couple nigerians. One used to bring in all this fish stuff. The smell of it was so fucking disgusting and it would fill the room. It was horrible
We eventually made him eat in the other canteen

might just go to sleep

permanently

>>70380573
*walks away from /v/*

Am not physically attracted to big breasts
Every time I see them I can only imagine the mess of sagging, pale, almost transparent mess of veins and blood vessels under the bra

No fucking thank you

>>70380584
night

>>70380599
'e

Get a load of this post lads >>70380578.

Imagine being this out of the loop and out of your depth in a foreign general.

>min wage at 40 hours is less than 300 quid a week

Fuck

thoroughly impressed at how btfo that aussie was

>>70380599
Smaller perky boobs are objectively the best

VERY important

http://www.strawpoll.me/12194056
http://www.strawpoll.me/12194056
http://www.strawpoll.me/12194056

is this Monica tripfag Poleapoo?

Worked in the credit control department of a builders merchant before, the job was literally phoning people and asking them why they hadn't paid for any of the shit we'd sent them and answering calls from the same people who wanted to know why we'd cut off their credit. Piss easy job, but all the people in the office were twats.

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ah yes

>>70380646
can i select all three
i want to select all three

>>70380646
Shan't be acknowledging #2 at all

https://www.fb.com/PeoplesMomentum/videos/393977377614322/

WHEEZING

Donnie Dumpf absolutely BTFO by Momentum!

>>70380646
>no Thaiguy option
Dropped

I invented the 'little trick' gimmick

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just B.E. urself

Here's my thoughts on the Irish
*spits on the ground*

>>70380639
Brits live in poverty

>>70380639
that isn't even bad
you don't have your own place, what do you need to spend more than, say £50 a week on

>>70380647
My ban expired

>>70380643
Just like mine!

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reminder

just showered and shaved for the first time since chrimbo

as far as runt work (retail, hospitality, bar work etc) goes call centres are pretty decent

>>70380705
that just looks retarded

Choon lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwUQWamRNiY

>>70380738
Reminds me that my christmas tree is still up.

>>70380727
>being so autistic you install 4chan-specific extensions to your web browser
Nah mate, it's just not on

george orwell was such a cool lad

killed people and fought against fascists and wrote some really cool shit and also lived as a tramp just to see what's it's like in the north.

Can't burp ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

>>70380705
Look like a male Real Doll

>>70380723
I want to have significant disposable income to buy shit like DnD books

>I'll be paid above minimum wage
ah yes, the best rationalisation for choosing a particular subset of soul-crushing menial labour

>>70380646
poley is alright to have a laugh at
algerian is annoying but he can banter a bit with the lads
lisicki is just an insufferable virgin that contributes nothing to the thread at all

>>70380764
yh philanthropist too, built a pier in wigan and then built a road to it

what a lad

>>70380599
'nder

unironically get more enjoyment out of buying new furniture for my gaff than any video game these days

>>70380773
What are your monthly expenses? I'm the guy who has made most of the lengthy posts about call centres ITT.

My expenses are: rent to my mum, travel costs, food costs which totals to about ~£520/month. Then I put £400 in a savings account. Which leaves me ~£200 leftover to do whatever with (usually don't even spend it).

>>70380705
Something about this looks really weird but I can't put my finger on exactly what

>>70380799
I ain't choosing nothing

This is the only job I can get

>>70380764
I wouldn't eat anything at a restaurant that employed him desu.

>>70380646
Algerian nonce, obviously

Poley's just a schizophrenic who's lost his way a bit
Lisicki was the best poster here and it's a real shame that people didn't appreciate his art

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jan/25/theresa-may-meet-donald-trump-misogynist-white-house

>Theresa May will be the first leader to meet Trump. This is a national disgrace

the absolute state of the guardian

/pol/ really did a number on them, seems like they don't know which way is up any more

>>70380643
nonce

>>70380863
I think it's the bloke

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Chatting up chink 16 year olds

>>70380852
It's cooking for me, I used to try and make the fastest thing possible but now I love spending an hour or so making something really nice.

>Every night, the US Constitution is lowered into a safe that is bomb proof
>The display cases are really more secure vaults than cases, $5 million each
>According to him, they cannot be opened by anyone, not even conservators or the president
>They are kept in good condition as the air inside it is non-reactive Argon
>The lights are shone onto it through optical fiber, meaning a minimum amount of radiation damage.

oh say can you see

>>70380240
Yank call centers are exactly the same. God, this is triggering.
You won't remember the hundreds of averag/good calls or customers, you will always remember the two or three horrible customers.
The worst part is how they treated middle management. I had three managers: one quit before me, one asked to be demoted back down to taking calls, and the third was just an empty husk of a woman.

>>70380902
'nce

>>70380877
>Women
>Opinion
shan't

>>70380877
Corbyn is what fucked them, they hate him but all their readers love him.

>>70380764
>Working as an imperial policeman gave him considerable responsibility while most of his contemporaries were still at university in England. When he was posted farther east in the Delta to Twante as a sub-divisional officer, he was responsible for the security of some 200,000 people.

It's because he wasn't a bloody arrogant student

>>70380877
>theresa-may-meet-donald-trump-misogynist-white-house

huh

>>70380909
cooking's a good shout too, especially when me and the gf are both in on it with the music on, having a laugh and a singsong
bloody love my life right now lads

>>70380874
fuck off lisicki

>>70380914
*wipes my arse with it*

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Semen smells very soapy

>>70380877
May said she watned to discuss Women's Rights with him and hoped to use the Special Relationship to be able to talk to him on those issues

I'm not even opening the link because the level of journalism from the Granuid is DIRE

Hmmmmmmm.

>>>/tv/78777015

>>70380982
Fucking ynaks

someone do a new

>>70380862
No rent (paki parents)
Train is 7 quid a day so 35 quid a week unless I get some kind of pass

Food isn't much as I'm trying to diet so only buy nuts and cheese so maybe 10 quid a week

>>70380995
the footy reporting's good though tbf desu tbf

>>70381009
fuckin do one you cunt

Trump is a britaboo so he will be kind to the U.K.

>>70380812
Nonce.

>>70380874
I haven't been diagnosed with anything nor will I ever due to declining counselling

>>70380862
pleas do not reply to the attention seeking cross dresser thanks x

>>70380902
Say to her "Nǐ shì fēicháng pàng". It's a nice compliment in Mandarin. It basically means "you're a really nice person" but has a greater meaning than it's English meaning. It's quite hard to explain but the Chinks like it when westerners say it

imagine trying to sustain yourself on nuts and cheese like a fucking rodent

honestly my call centre isn't that bad
yeah they monitor you but everyone is nice plus you can choose your shifts

>>70381075
*believes you*

New:

>>>/tv/78777015
>>>>/tv/78777015
>>>/tv/78777015
>>>>/tv/78777015

>>70381082
literally a mouse diet haha

>>70381020
Definitely buy a train pass. You can get monthly tickets (I avoid 6-monthly tickets because I don't know if I will still be employed then).

But even with a monthly ticket I save £2/day on train tickets alone. If you get the train every day, there are back there is no reason whatsoever to not get a monthly pass / ticket.

You'll definitely have plenty money left over to spend. You should probably put some away for savings too.

>>70381060
Ah yes
very apt for a schizophrenic

>>70381082
Rats don't like cheese

I'm trying to do a keto diet

>>70381119
explains why he's talking to himself ITT