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ananime

>7 JF posts in a row
FOY
FOA
FOP
FOD
FOT

All Britons should be killed

I lost my virginity at age 21, after that I have been with different women, and then I found my current gf and we have a stabilized sex life. It is normal until 25, weird until 30, no-return point would be after it probably.

FOP has been fuck off pom for over a year

don't try and redefine it

Briton, more like get your mum to Siton my cock

>>70373386
It's not normal at 25

>tfw 23 and my main isn't on Eredar

>>70373386
In would say making it past 21 without losing it is weird and after 25 is getting to the point of no return as that time lost when you were supposed to be learning social skills can never be regained
Also once you leave uni it becomes almost impossible to make friends

>>70373452
lightweight baby

>>70373452
alright if it's star mix, anything else is runt tier though

>>70373452
>£1 bag of haribos

wow and they say the pound is dying

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Ready to wrestle?

>>70373452
wimp
>>70373463
fo

tangfastics are better

>when penny sweets were actually a penny/less than a penny

>>70373438
Social circles and your workplace would replaces the university in that matter. It is hard to make friends after childhood desu. You can just make up a story that you had relationships but without a sex because she was prude and such.

>>70373477
Imagine actually posing in front of the mirror in the gym. Can't fathom being so comfortable in your own narcissism

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>>70373477
The only thing I wrestle with these days is my depression

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>>70373493
>tangfastics are better
My african american friend

>>70373518
bodyslam dat depression anon

>>70373477
https://youtu.be/wsMADf6EuB0
my latest bout

>>70373522
yeeeeeaaaah boooooooooy

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23. Three schools. No girls. Still Virgin. I don't care enough anymore.

>>70373493
>tangfastics

literally the ULTIMATE runt sweet, can't even bear to fathom the utter STATE of your teeth

more of a balla stix and irn bru wham bar man meself

>>70373580
torilla tavataan

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>>70373591
Kill yourself my man

failed to fit in with the normies at work again today

>>70373591
some of the strangest reasoning I've ever come across there

FOTN

>>70373640
Tell us the story lad

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>>70372553
>We recently celebrated Hannukah
what did the white nationalist alt-right leader mean by this

>>70373557
m8 its got me in a choke hold, only thing keeping me going is Brext, trump and Le Penn

>>70372553
Probably because Hitler called some asians honorary Aryans

>>70373503
That's the thing if you don't have a social circle by then you're fucked
I don't know how the workplace operates in Finland but here it's rare to make friends at work mostly because people already have a social life outside of work so they see no interest in making friends at work
Also if you live in an area with a large amount of people you'll have coworkers who live an hour from one another
No one in the current year will believe that you've had relationships that didn't involve sex and if they do believe it they'll think you're a massive weirdo for not being able to get your gf to have sex with you

>>70373658
dunno we just don't click
people have tried speaking to me and there's just no chemistry

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me on the bus

>>70373698
>Le Penn

Guess you better off yourself now then

>>70373714
is that the stabber?

>>70373707
you cant get along with everyone, thats how it is. its going to happen throughout your life so you need to be able to accept and manage it.

and anyway, it doesn't matter. just be friendly and civil and thats that.

>>70373580
oh no

>>70373477
ready to wrestle her feet with my mouth? indeed

Some Ja/ck/ kino is in here: >>>/tv/78771072.

all niggers are going to hell

>pop open a pale ale brewed not three weeks ago
>pour it in
>literally ZERO head

I am fuming lads I really am

https://youtu.be/4iVh8aeMeys
screaming

>>70373720
[spoiler]I know [/spoiler]

>worshipping the corpse emperor

Silly

>>70373801
don't lose your head over it

also >>>/balt-ausnz/

>>70373804
That the same lad who told a corrupt yank cop to fuck off

>>70373821
Half of these lads should be in >/mena/, what's your point?

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>>70373841
transfer them

falling in love with a bint on tinder

ethnic cleansing sounds good

>>70373860
Man he kinda has a babyface on some pictures

cant work out how to play eu4

>>70373901
me except i haven't even messaged her haha

Going to pop down to sainsburys in a bit lads
Tell me what I should get for lunch.
Ideally I'd like it healthy but this is /brit/ so i'm open to suggestions

/ded/

>>70373982
already talking to her on whatsapp and sweet talking to her

literally in love with her lad

shes SO cute

>>70373986
eat shit cunt

>>70374012
so is this girl but i don't even know what to say to her

>>70373986
fuck off and die

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>>70373706
>they'll think you're a massive weirdo for not being able to get your gf to have sex with you
Hey, it's not my fault I'm 158cm, balding and have a recessed chin

>>70374060
Christ la' I thought you Nordics were supposed to be tall

I'm 5'11" and I feel short

>>70374045
hllo do u liek borger

we can benis in bagina :DDDD

>>70374045
i just said 'hey' and she replied 'hey boy'

hot desu

>>70374090
>I'm 5'11" and I feel short
that's coz u r

tfw 2.11111 recurring yards

>>70374097
i'm thinking about going with 'hey cutie' but that kinda seems just sad unless it's you responding to her 'hey'

>>70374059
>>70374015
really rude

>>70374095
epin :DDD

>>70374122
What's wrong with saying just "hey"

If that bothers her she's a stuck up cunt anyways

>>70374097
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1484305432571.webm
good boy :)

>tfw shorter than the average englishman in the 17th century

>>70374141
just got fired for clicking this

>>70374140
it's not that it would bother her it's that it wouldn't stand out at all

i'm not of the vein that you have to try some pua shite but i think something more than 'hey' sets you apart

who /wizardchan/ here?

>>70374174
hey girl?

Make racists afraid again

hot sauce+chips+chicken lads

>>70374277
Hot chips 2bh

>>70374277
wtfrick is hot sauce

>>70374255
fuck donald trump yeh nigga fuck donald trump fuck donald trump yeh yeh fuck donald trump yeh

>>70374285
Mong
>>70374298
.....MONG

>>70374298
chili sauce f a m

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>>70374208

would be disappointed if my kids have anything darker than brown hair and eyes tbqh

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Apparently other countries don't have salt and vinegar crisps

They're the best flavour

Australia Day?
I prefer Invasion Day!

>>70374363
hate them 2bh, they just make my lips and inner cheeks hurt

>>70374363
They're one of the most popular flavours here and a personal favourite I might add x

Doing a contemplative Wednesday morning singsong lads.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eRslxOavWP

>>70374363
beef moster munch>hot moster much>whatever crisps you're eating

>>70374376
>>>/r9k/34402261

>>70374363
Shit flavour desu, quite possibly the worst

>>70373706
>no social circle by then you're fucked
That's a symptom, not the problem.
I've lived all over the place and made real friends in each and every one.

so liking salt & vinegar is a prerequisite of being white then

>>70374363
Vinegar has no place in anything but salad sauce

>>70374363
why do you think other countries aren't as relevant
nobody has their heads screwed on right

>>70374423
going to beach with the ol' family 2bh, suppose to hit the low 40s
can't imagine spending australia day inside, extremely pathetic that is

>>70374460
FONT

>>70374461
pretty much la

>>70374461
why you got 2 make everything about race nigga

100% convinced there's currently a massive shill campaign by antifa faggots posting on many places they don't belong or normally go to

will be spending my survival day at the local protest

today is the day that I don't get drunk or high

I will instead work productiveky towards one or more goals

>>70374509
Link?

>>70374530
Nerd

>>70374509
100% convinced that none of this matters and we're all going to die some day

>>70374530
what goals

I sellaseieye

>>70374547
*Kicks your teeth in and steals your phone*

Ermm none of that matters because we're all gonna die x

>>70374363
i have had

>>70374509
Or maybe it's now contrarian to be antifa so more people are doing it

>>70374578
study
work on portfolio
find a job
clean the hovel I'm living in
etc...

100% convinced there's currently a massive shill campaign by stormfront faggots posting on many places they don't belong or normally go to

t. me (5 years ago on 4chan)

having some english beer lads

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>>70374608

So I heard that brexit is literally going to be repealed. Is it proofs?

>>70374496
Autismos have always been able to find friends in the modern era.
Is there no nerd game store near you?
If you have crippling social anxiety seek help - actually sincere and not snide.

>>70374597
you're right but I want it and I don't need a justification for wanting it because nothing matters so
*Stabs you in the legs and takes back the phone*

BASH
THE
FASH
lads

>>70374602
Guess you're doing all of that while shitposting

antifa and proud

>>70374635
no we're going to brexit

just a soft one with freedom of movement

most brexit voters are dead now anyway

why was the pollution level at midnight-6am higher than at rush hour today

*takes my shirt off*

>>70374635
Remain cucks wish it was going to be repealed, it's still going ahead as planned.

The supreme court challenge (and by extension high court) wasn't about cancelling Brexit but what powers were required to enact it.

staying alive was a mistake
discuss

>>70374635
>he thought the British people were capable of independence
haha nah mate not happening

>>70374650
>>70374663
sublime posts

>>70374634
Alright JIDF lmao

>>70374663
>>70374650
jamal goldberg

>>70374678
bee gees are alri 2bh

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>>70374695
I spread only truth

>>70374709
Heinrich "Aryan" Klaus

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The so called squad

>>70374681
>talks shit about independence
>literal flag
lmao

>>70374729
Tyrone Rodriguez

>>70374634
>>70374727
definitely reading all of this

This modern day reenactment of 'nazi vs antifa' really is a farce lmao

>>70374740
australia act 2bh

>>70374751
Cheers lad I put a lot of work into that

>>70374653
no

I said today is the day I'm going to do it. doesn't mean I can't do a bit of shitposting first, you're not my fucking mum after all and at least I'm still sober.

>>70374729
daquonn daquaycious

>>70374777
Don't you get agressive you procrastinating shithead

Be honest with yourself for once

>>70374761
but the antifas literally think they're doing battle with nazis when one of them sucker punches richard spencer

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I like the one in the middle, so I will go for her.

My two officers, take the ones on the left and right.

I don't want the others outside to hear them screaming.

>>70374810
one on the left looks a bit young, i'll take her

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Me next to my antifa gf

the guy who shouts ORDER at Parliament is a bit dopey haha

>>70374824
Nonce

>>70374750
Cletus McDonald

https://www.reddit.com/r/Incels/comments/5q20k8/getting_hiv_to_lose_inceldom/?st=IYCWI085&sh=6772aa56

ah yes, great idea

>>70374805
why don't you go rear your own bastard child instead of trying to mummy people online mate

maybe you ought to look for a job too

>>70374734
me on the ri-left

everyone is shouting and laughing over Corbyn

bit sad. school bullying all over again

>>70374777
go to your room

>>70374864
Would be lying if I said I cared even slightly

Listening to some music predominantly written and performed by gentlemen of a darker skin tone.

>>70374888
reply to me again and I'll smash your ribcage in

need to get a job lads but have no education no training and no job history

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The squad

>>70374885
I'm already dare lad

live in a flatshare innit

>>70374911
Gf on the left

business idea: wank to an ASMR clip of a lass telling me my ex is noshing off a darkie

(note to self: will figure out how to monetize after i've finished cleaning up)

>>70374911
Me in the Costa

>>70374809
American antifa is a meme. https://www.youtube.com/v/hor_hJqNoS0

Western Incels are worse off than people in warzones

Incels are almost as low as you can get. We're lower than muslims or niggers, lower than heroin junkies. The only people less respected are child murderers

>>70374907
same except I have education, training, and a (patchy) work history

>>70374911
nottingham mentioned

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>>70374933

>>70374852
>Askwomen banned me after i told them my story, this is worse than gestapo
>Females are like dogs
>Females are not capable of love due to their evil nature
>One of my biggest fears is having a Chad neighbor...
love these lads

Why did they simplify the A level so much? Looking at 80s and 90s A level textbooks, it was much more demanding with a lot more content to learn.

>>70374911
Holy shit that fucking oompa loompa

>>70374911
seems far too sunny to be recent

>>70374955
imagine being such a frustrated virgin that you write shit like that unironically

snorted gently just at the thought

>>70374907
shartmart
fast food
BONUS SLOW VERSIONS:
volunteer somewhere that might realistically take you on at some point
volunteer at a church and make connections there

>>70374958
to let all the idiots pass and go to uni

>>70374958
exams/textbooks are set by for-profit companies

>>70374941
Literally all the frog wogs do is go on strike though. Of course they'd be better at it than decent, productive, hard working people.

watching some government parliament debate thing

literally just real life 4chan shitposting

>>70374958

To dumb the population down to an average IQ of 89 so they're easier to control and easier to sell junk products to

>>70374958
Because the education system is staggeringly profitable and it's in the best interests of everyone involved to increase the number of university applicants year on year. Other than the students, that is, but nobody gives a toss.

>>70374958
you know who

oy vey how did that antisemite Mel Gibson get an Oscar nomination

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Remember this aha

>>70375066
Mel is back, baby. Zog can't keep the white man down.

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>>70375036

Interesting
Nice
Celibate
Easy-going
Loquacious

>>70375066
fugg anudda shoah alreddy

>>70375051
*tips tinfoil hat*

>>70374941
Would that they all had but one throat and I my hands about it.

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>>70375029
https://www.youtube.com/v/2uRzQitmZVs

antifa is a state paramilitary

is radical centrism a bad thing?

why are they building a tunnel under stonehenge

why is r/incels a thing?
It's equal parts worrying and hilarious.

>>70375138
because if they built it over stonehenge, it would be a bridge

altright is state paramilitary

>>70375153
gives potential school shooters a place to vent so they don't actually start shooting people

Post-Marxism,hard drugs,veganism, and naughty sex.

>>70375129
miss the days when individual political parties had their own paramilitary wing

made for some good moments 2bh

>>70375211
like that time your uncle got blown up by the IRA

lost my virginity at 22 and am 25 now ask me anything

>>70375185
>not wanting a beta uprising
fonc

listening to throbbing gristle again

>>70375218
why does everyone now assume every person posting with an australian flag is that cunt

>>70375211
Front National has a paramilitary wing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Department_for_Protection_and_Security

>>70375125
They're lucky they're in Europe

Breaking into someone's home is a good way to end up dead here

how do i break the habit every month?

>reading the anti fascist network guide to the far right
>The 'fascists' they're most annoyed and worried about are the foreign ones

Doing a chortle

>>70375191
how rebellious

>>70375258
Need a citation

>fighting fascism with fascism

dont they see how stupid these retards are? utter mongs that encourage societal division and strife.
gas the lot of them - both sides

>>70375258
they think they're revolutionarys
its for sad acts

Gavin Mcinnes is like a weird paradox. He hates degenerates but also is a degenerate pothead with tattoos.

Listening to some music predominantly written and performed by gentlemen of a leftist political persuasion

>>70375280
Literally told you what I'm looking at but I'll spoon feed you too

https://antifascistnetwork.org/2015/01/15/idiots-guide-to-the-idiot-far-right-2/#more-2517

>>70375258
Link please

>>70375253
paint it on the walls
cuz you're the one at fault
never fight again
cuz this is how it ends

>>70375292
>hurrrrr durr... rr horseshoe theory ! ! *farts*

Sticking my hand down me jocks and having a good fondle lads

>>70375301
almost like he is some opportunist looking to make quick money

>>70375328
Howling

why do antifas call Richard Spencer a nazi?

>>70375328
i prefer the term 'false dichotomy'

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>>70375313
oi

Reckon this antifa mongs dad's never took them to the football when they were kids and they never got to experience a local derby to get all this out their system

The whole antifa vs EDL shite seems virtually identical to football rivalry, shouting at each other across a line of police and rarely doing any actual fighting

>>70375356
self described white nationalist

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>i prefer the term 'false dichotomy'

antifa are useful for the right and I hope they keep doing what they're doing

>>70375247
Feel like they don't do things by halves in France tbqh

Shame French politics will never be too popular here because of the language barrier

just bashed my dad's head in serves him right for voting UKIP

Why is the thread so dead, is everyone still at school

getting ready for aussie day lads

have 2 cartons of piss for myself and a m8 hahahaha

thinking about getting in East India Trading Company tattoo

just had my head bashed in lads

>>70375575
watching question time desu

>>70375575
in some shite business lecture at uni right now

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ah yes, British women

at school

Have a newly found love for Asian women lads

>>70375620
Serves him right for being a fascist

>>70375620
Don't think I'd feel comfortable going overseas for months at a time leaving the 'fe or 'rl 'iend at home 2bh, think the likelihood of them fucking some bloke would be high

>>70375620
How do you even squander a million

>>70375649
*tips antifa facemask*

listening to rhlstp

>>70375649
daily reminder that fascism created the greatest economic recovery in human history
>inb4 butthurt lefties

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>lets fight facism by suppressing freedom of thought and opinion and using violence against those who disagree with us
>we're not fascists though

"The fascists of the future will be called anti-fascists"

thinking of getting a Death in June tattoo

Going to class :/

>>70375708
fucking hell I wouldn't be surprised if this was real

>>70375247
Crikey the front national are actual fascists aren't they

With most parties the comparisons to the BUF, NSDAP or PNF are weak and forced but they're pretty strong here

beating up Nazis isn't fascism, it's like the bullied kid fighting back against the bully

good job this is the board for politics because you lot sure do like talking about it haha
funny how they picked "int" for the short name of a board about politics, I would've gone with "pol" or something

>>70375836
Jamal Goldberg

>70375850
fuck off

are ed asking about climate change on question time
got a roaring reception as his name was heard

>>70375854
*bashes you*

>>70375670
only lad i know whos in the british army is engaged at 21
I think a lot of people who join the army and their spouses are just idiots

>>70375850
>good job

thanks

>>70375886
Jamal Goldberg

>>70375746
Planned economies do tend to work for that purpose

Worked in post ww1 Russia, early commies turned an agricultural war torn illiterate country into a literate industrial powerhouse. Although funnily enough many commies say the Soviet Union is actually state capitalist

State capitalism/communist depending on who you ask also helped China massively especially after 1978

The common theme is an authoritarian government getting shit done

don't think jamal goldberg is going to catch on, abandon it now mate

just because i behave like a fascist doesn't make a fascist ok? you horrible fascist, your oppression stops me oppressing you!

>>70375895
it's common knowledge that the sort of women that go for army blokes are the lowest of the low

haha just wait for it

@70375927
not a pixel lmao

*restates your argument in a ridiculous voice and in it's most extreme form*

desu lost my virginity at 23 and haven't had sex since (nearly 2 years). Am I doomed?

heyyyyyy boys!

>>70375973
t. Reductio ad absurdum pro

>>70375586
Would literally be the height of autism

waiting patiently....

>>70375746
uhh... fascism had nothing to with Irelands booming economy after the recession?

*states that your argument makes me think therefore rendering it incorrect*

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>>70376002
think it looks alright

>>70375945
she's a fucking cracker but shes dump as a stump

>>70375968
>Fascist gets butthurt and pretends he didnt read it because he doesn't have an argument

Howling

>>70376044
No one knows what it is they'll think you're part of some Satanic cult or fringe political movement

>>70376044
Ecoi?
What does that mean mate haha

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Wow! You'll never guess why this picture has many people STUNNED!

>>70376044
it looks good but its still autistic as fuck

>>70376044
It looks good but imagine having to explain to people that it's the logo of a colonial company from 300 years ago

Indians might recognise the logo as well and think you're some kind of racist

@70376073
haha thanks for the (you)s retard muahaha

>>70376106
personal trainers HATE it

>>70376044
If I saw you with this on the street you'd be getting bashed for fascist tattoos

I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

POOOOOOOOOO

>>70376141
*yawns*
cone up with some new material

I am David, King of Kikes

>>70376168
I just did, see >>70376159

>>70376154
>>70376170
didn't vote for either of you

I am Hirohito, King of the Japs

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>>70376106
it's actually just a shadow

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>>70376141
pretty sure I'm getting a Death in June one so that's the bigger concern

>>70376168
You sound worried you little scummy fascist twat, this isn't a joke

>>70376211
People are going to think you're a gimp into S&M

am an unemployed bellend with no mates lads

>>70376213
Ireland doesn't even have a far right

reckon these antifa limp dicks wouldn't last 30 seconds against me mate big gaz

i try to behave decently without the expectation of reward or punishment after im dead

>>70376202
*STUNNED*

>>70376232
not my fault i have ED

>>70376228
all me

Ex wants to cheat on her current bf with me, probably just a one time thing but I'd rather have something more serious wat do lads

>>70376232
have you seen me mate scott? reckon he'd deck gaz and you no worries

New
>>70376262
>>70376262
>>70376262

>>70376263
>wanting something serious with a cheater
the absolute state

>>70376263
Call up the current bf and expose her

>sell your virginity
As if anybody's virginity here is of any worth