/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

>>70360137
>>70360137
>>70360137

NEW

70371586

kys, you fucking mick

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best pink floyd album

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post gf haha

we posting edgy stuff?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N67DOZ3KZXY

>>70371592

Piper: 7.5/10

Saucerful: 8.5/10

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BUT ANIMALS IS SO FUCKING GOOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obxw39rwSvU

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Every day

>>70371435
>I am not missing anything tbqh.
You are, but you wouldn't know it. If you weren't such a boring person, maybe you could stomach a few scratchy vocals to listen to different bands (even mainstream jpop artists like fucking Jun Togawa had scratchy vocals), but I'm sure you'd be just as content listening to WYWH on repeat. Not liking metal (or any genre) is a respectable opinion, but usually from people who know what they're talking about.

FUCK its cold out

>>70371606
My ex-gf used to listen to this.

>>70371670
Let it go mate, and post calm music instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQHto60cDFA

>>70371705
not even

>>70371716

literally 31F + windchill

>>70371708
Nah, I need to head to bed. Night, guy

>>70371729
haha I'm warmer in Chicago right than I would be back in Cali

>>70371660
Eh, he might be an embarrassment, but I don't think it's possible that he'll be seen any worse than Bush internationally.

He'll make a bigger fool off himself via twitter and he'll probably do some typical conservative shit but I doubt he'll be able to upset the status quo much.

>>70371606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X01H4icz5aU

>>70371754
Of course I am biased against him, but weren't there protests against him all over the world? Did that happen with bush in his first day?

stop listening to anything that Pat Metheny doesn't produce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUAIPC8nQ7Q

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>>70371606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8t8g8lU4ms

>>70371754
>>70371791
>lowest approval rating in modern history coming in to office
>protests on first day in office
>Twitter, the president

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Virgil a best

>>70371791
What I meant was I doubt he'll actually be able to do as much bad stuff as Bush managed to. Trump will talk some shit and look like an idiot but I don't think he'll do anything worse than any other republican.

>>70371868
She is moderately cute

>>70371904
It's a fucking drawing you twat

>>70371559
What do you think about the book of Thomas chittum - "Civil War Two: The Coming Breakup of America"?

>>70371829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR6Z_Rq7WjI

um

slams your fucking facke in

ok?

https://youtu.be/QGqYkVKN4pc?t=1m13s

>>70371922

radical pipe dreams and nothing more

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>>70371940

this show is so fucking good

>>70371950
oк.

Hold onto your butts bud. Trump is going to cause a great shakening this glorious 25th of January.

>>70371880
He is already doing shit to my country desu, he was doing it before he even took office. And I don't man, but I listened to what he had to say about international affairs, and "torture is ok even if it doesn't work", "I am going to bomb the shit out of them", "we need to kill their families, where it hurts", "we are going to take their oil", "duterte is a nice guy", "mike pompeo, jeff sessions and bannon are nice guys", "it is ok if they develop nukes, it is going to happen anyway", "i might actually nuke europe if i have to", "we need to start a nuclear arms race again", "fuck the geneva conventions", "fuck the paris agreement, climate change and EPA", etc. And it doesn't sound good at all, especially because I actually believe him, and so far, he has shown he is serious, like I always thought he would be. Anyway...

>>70371945
That's the cringest shit ever made

>>70372000
it was all made by me so thanks

>>70371743
Night lad.

>>70372010
Good job on defeating sanity

Heading to Texas boys

Wish me luck

Goodnight

>>70371606
a classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eQPReVfZN0

>>70372055

have fun. Make sure you piss off as many Cowboys fans as possible

I just tasted my own cum lads
I dont know what to feel anymore

>>70372105
next time you eat mushrooms try not to think about this moment

>>70372105

pretty gay

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>>70372093
OBSESSION

trance is p nice desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMW5uGWFOxM

>>70372105
Very gay desu.

>>70372140
This is basically sped up elevator music

>>70372105
>lads
>tastes own seed
Adds up.

>>70372170
>>70372170
you're basically a slowed down abortion

>>70371606
Is this edgy enough?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw3-_6VMY0Y

The other guy was right, I don't really listen to edgy stuff. I like prog rock more.

>>70372170

what the fuck kind of elevator music do you listen to

>>70372213

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>>70372105
>only tasted it
>not swallowing a whole creamy load and feel your own warm thicc semen sliding down your throat

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>>70372255

>>70372105
what it taste like?

>>70372213
Did you just give yourself a (you)?
>>70372233

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/cum/, how do we kill the simpsons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voxswLwzLe0

>>70372317
>tfw more than half of the episodes of the Simpsons is shit

>>70372317
no. This can't be real.I refuse to even look it up.

>>70372317
Only Father Time can kill this nightmare

>>70372317
Supposedly they're going for the all time mark of 30 years or some shit so I don't see them going anywhere soon

>>70372317
It's okay they're on the fast track to killing themselves

I'm tired but I cunt sleep

>>70372359

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5847482/

Fucking niggers can't even attempt to write or at least read literature.

>>70372383
Same

>>70372287
Salty and sour

Toni Morrsion fucking sucks as well as all other niggers. Marlon James fucking sucks too. Literal novice Faulkner worship .

Simpsons was better when the celebrities didn't play themselves

I like eating mediocre food to punish myself

>>70372506
hello family money that one squanders

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I can't get the taste out of my mouth

3 days and my headache hasn't gone away

am i going to die

i don't want to be alone

>>70372589
Yeah. Sorry

>>70372589
we are all going to do die
but you, you have a brain tumor or enecphalitis, so yes, you are going to die sooner than most of the rest

>>70372576
how much did you try

>>70372594
Grindr

>>70372589
rip mexico

>>70372607
The whole thing
A decent handful
I was super horny and wasn't thinking

>>70372657
good lad

try drinking some warm beverage

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Okay, serious question now:

Why don't Americans celebrate Australia Day?

>>70372716
There's a day for Australia?

What a waste of time

>>70372716
what kind of unoriginal asshole do you have to be to name your holiday Australia day
Its literary not even trying
Serbia has Statehood day, USA Independence, but the National Day of Patriotic Rememberance is so much better

>>70372688
It's not good. I feel sick, what I did is sinking in

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>>70372767
It's great. you get to invite all your mates over for a barbie and a yarn

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>>70372850
>and a yarn
what does this idiom mean

>>70372850
Are there indoor pools where you live?
Have you ever been stung by a jellyfish?

>>70372826
it's not even that bad man
could've been way worse

>>70372887
It means stop posting anime so your parents won't think you're a failure

>>70372826
Meh

>>70372894
Not by one of the deadly ones, no
That's why I'm still here to shitpost
But the bad tropical ones are getting closer to Brissie thanks to global warming

>>70372826
nigga I've done the same shit like 20 times before it ain't that bad

Has it been discussed here already how President Trump is actually going to build the wall (the absolute madman)?

>>>/a/152658793
>>>/a/152661694

http://www.strawpoll.me/12192759

>>70372922
My parents never though that though.
Nice projections you are doing though

>>>/a/152662083

>>70373015
Directing federal funds soon.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/01/24/politics/donald-trump-immigration-refugees/index.html?client=ms-android-verizon

>>70373024
>verified
we /twitter/ now

>>70373110
OK though

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lol

>>70373137
thought about what I just said right now, and I realized that English uses though a lot although I like using it though, it seem to be too much though. Really though, it is not tiresome to use it.

>>70373162
I don't get it

>>70373162
haha

>>70373162
lol

got 5 inches of snow last night. at least it's not the 8-12 predicted, but man
tl note that's almost 13cm

>>70372589
dep, mejico

>>70373015
Literally today, supposedly.

White bread is delicious

Please take care of yourself anonymous

Your body is your temple

>>70373944
>self-worship
GTFO millenial

>>70373913
True.
Generic wheat bread is fucking gross.
A lot of multigrain breads are quite good.
Sourdough is god-tier.
Generic rye is meh.
Dark rye a la alemand is awful.

>>70373968
1 Corinthians 6:19

>>70374099
>>70373944
God wills it

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>>70374767

Skinny girl x Chubby girl is the GOAT pairing desu

I feel like a loser

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>>70371559
Finally. a good threat

>>70375405
there are even worse people than you here

>>70375489
were all stirring at the bottom of the barrel desu

BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR

>>70375455
>books are bad
Really making me think.

>>70374767
Amen.

>>70375719
>we

>>70376631
u feeling special, friend?

>>70377142
No. It is just you should never go along with people and let them drag you down. I am greatful just to live another day, so that is why I dont feel as if I am at the bottom of the barrel.

>>70377459
I am happy to be alive too.

It's a worthwhile existence.

>>70377741
That's pretty meaty okra

>>70376321
It's saying that these people don't have the willpower to control themselves

(You) me or your mom will get testicular cancer

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Today is officially the day President Trump will take executive action on immigration.

What do you guys think he'll do?

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@70378270

Jokes on you, I was blessed by Immunity Cat ages ago.

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>>70378387
same

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Good morning

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>>70379021
Heh...goodnight...kid.

>>70379021
mornin

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MY GIRRLS GOT A BIG MOUTH

>>70378335

meaningless populism for braindead hillbillies

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Trumpanzee's Day Out...
Back to the Jungle

Here's an embarrassing story; Donald Trump is the president of the United States.

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>>70379498

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>>70379498

>>70379498
The liberal reaction to him is more embarrassing desu, and that's coming from a liberal.

>>70379599
kek

>>70379448
Lol

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>>70379678
> liberal here, trust me things are really bad, we totally got le cucked xDDD

>>70379625
me on the right

>>70379448
he's more of an orangutan desu senpai

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>>70379810
>t.

>>70379498
He does not botther me, the legion of kek faggots do. It is like the asshole that does donuts in his v6 mustang outside of piggly wiggly to make himelf feel like he has a v8. PURELY ANNOYING

>>70379848
:}

>>70379448
I don't understand this meme desu

>>70371866
>4 days of being president

>approval ratings from MSM
>meaning shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQX3rtdsKlw

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>>70379498

>its 6° outside today
what the fuck is with the weather lately? it's never this warm around this time of year.

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my dog is being put down

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>tfw flexing on all niggas everyday

>>70380191
'I don't understand this meme desu'
Unpredictability...
Not as a compliment

>>70380876
:]]]]

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>>70380387

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>>70379448
>>70379806
>>70380129
>>70380191
>>70380698
send more 6/10 slutty desi girls pls

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hello friends

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>>70380876

>>70381323
me on the left

>>70381371
me on the right

>>70380444
rip your dog
sorry

>>70381371
me on the ri-

>>70381429
gob dang it

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Me on the left

>>70381518
Is this an edm festival or a pride parade?

>>70381518
im that bug in the middle

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485360006452.webm

Really activates my almonds

>>70381311
proxy vpn, if u know what I mean...

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>>70381605
Yo pass that shit

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>>70381656
i don't know what you mean
the only thing i know is insatiable lust for girls who don't poo in loos

>>70381652
is it me or has the webm in this site gone to shit?

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Cumify this

>>70381884
I have a nice collection of sexy desi girls on my HD back in America. Just flip through Google pictures and then click through similar pictures after and there's a nice cache of them. Lots of low res tho since the Internet in India is operating on less bandwidth than a shoe string.

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>>70381904

>>70378598
reeee

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>>70382097
Good job

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I passed my English test, buds

I'm free of this class for the rest of the four month period

Pic unrelated

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>tfw can't stop having flashbacks to the time I almost got into a wreck while driving my gf and her sister because of my shit driving

>>70382297
>not having a limo driver
plen

>>70382209
Perfect woman, wish I wasn't such a inferior beta male.

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NETHERLANDS SECOND

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/america-first-make-netherlands-second-because-they-requested-it

>>70382209
why has she pished herself?

i think she took limmy's advice too literally

how do I get a white midwestern gf?

>>70382447
Not be brazilian

>>70382008
i know exactly what you mean, but its never enough

i legit want to go to India and try to plow as many desi qts as I physically can and record it all with HD cameras for about a month, but nothing about Indian culture interests me except the girls so it'd probably be super boring between plowings

Is macedon a first world country

>>70382297
As long as you weren't drunk or otherwise impaired it's nothing to be embarrassed about.

I really don't trust myself behind the wheel of a car because desu. Driving is incredibly dangerous and I feel like I can be pretty reckless.

My absolute worst driving error wasn't really reckless but I fell asleep at the wheel multiple times (had been up 40+ hours, half of them driving) for who knows how long in the middle of the night during a blizzard. Had some friends in the car too but they were just as tired as me. I ended up waking them up cause I was driving off the road.

>>70382488
You can try Pakistan or Bangladesh instead maybe. How about Sri Lanka?? I bet they got some good foot game going down on the island.

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We put your embassy by the water, next to the lawyer house and sweden's national radio/television

How's our embassy doing?

>>70382464

I NEED an american gf

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>>70382097
ftfy

I'm afraid of all my teachers

>>70382703
You're beside Iceland's embassy on the potomac.quite nice really

>>70382767

are they black?

>>70382576
>I bet they got some good foot game going down on the island.
You are undoubtedly my nigga.

What are you doing in Taiwan anyways?

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If I had three grand to stupidly spend I'd buy myself a pair of these.

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>>70382767
Why

>>70382576
>How about Sri Lanka?? I bet they got some good foot game going down on the island.

what did he meme by this

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hello /cumm/

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>>70371559

>>70383270
Hello Calgary

>>70383270
hello you stupid dumb ass mother fucker

>>70383296
you mean turkey haha amirite

>>70383305
wow i thought this was a no bully zone

>>70382928
getting tha succc game on my nigga

I was here like 7 months ago too, for a year. Rn I am just teaching ESL because it's cheap to live here and my future wife is from here.

>>70383173
post your sisters feet bro

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why was sleep a mistake?

>>70383380
you should know better

>>70383293
when the entire developed world has to band together to take you down

>>70383516
And Russia

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>>70383436

>>70383293
They were winning until they invaded Russia, the dumb krauts

We don't have formal relations with Bhutan

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can't wait for lax season bros

I don't have formal relations with my wife

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"libre"

>>70383812
I have sexual relations with your wofe

>>70383812
I know what comes next

>>70383880
EXTREMELY good post of MAGNIFICENT quality

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>>70384100

checked

so last year I went to my college's support office and managed to get them to get my professors to give me some extra time on my projects because of some "anxiety issues" that prevented me from focusing in class

i don't think it's some serious issue, though i've been to the doctor before and got pills which did absolutely nothing and i don't take them anymore

but apparently i also got signed up for "permanent disability" program for the government. so this semester when i got government loan money, they also gave me a $2000 disability grant

what the fuck am i supposed to do with this? i feel bad because i don't even think it's serious and i have no idea how i am supposed to spend it. am i going to get in shit if they check i don't spend it for disability purposes?

>>70384234
Do it >>70382995
https://youtu.be/8kAU3B9Pi_U

>>70383880
What flag is he holding

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>>70384553

don't know

>>70384234
>>70384307
One hundred percent this, boots are a necessary cultural tie that helps to soothe your anxiety and identity displacement. Post pics when you get them.
Also sorry about your issues man, that can really suck

>>70384234
I'm mentally disabled can I have it?

>>70383412
that'd be pretty difficult to pull off

>>70384234
>You will never receive money from the government for being socially inept...

>>70385003
>Mexico
>civilized

>>70385003
That developed feel when

>>70384234
what pills
go to a psychiatrist and do some CBT with a psychologist
t. mental illness pro

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>>70384234
Only fifteen hundred American dollars.

>he can't drive for ten minutes and end up somewhere people speak a different language

runt tier

>>70382292
Well done anon, now move onwards to the next language you want to learn.

>>70384234
Legitimate jealous

>>70384234
I could use something like that here in Mexico..

>tfw have to spend 120k pesos a month for meds

>>70385082
Edmonton is more than 10 minutes from the border

>>70385082
the rez doesn't count

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>tfw professor btfos drumpftards on the reg
Today he dropped a major truthbomb saying that the only reason Trump won in the southwest was because racist people from the midwest who had never seen a brown persom in their life startes moving down there and got scared. He said none of the people who have lived there for the past 20 years had any issue with brown people and that's why the wall idea didnt catch on earlier

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OUR GUY

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>>70385965
But does he have my proofs

>>70386038
Why do you keep posting him? I don't get this meme

Is he like le argument man or something?

>>70385965

That doesn't make much sense. The southwest was like 80% white as early as 40 years ago. Browns are not a staple American feature.

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>>70386084
Why do you hate Language, Borders and Culture?

>waaa Trump is a mean racist cause he will only accept religious minorities from war torn shitholes

>Waaa I want to be just like France and Belgium and turkey

>>70385965
Did he smirk Jewishly?

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>>70386133
Because those aren't conducive to the glorious Marxist future we will build

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Good morning / afternoon, /cum/

>>70386257
It's 12:15 silly

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>>70386254
Jesus christ the cringe

>>70386257
buon mattina

>>70386182
Nah I actually thought he'd be pretty conservative by the looks of him
He's an old burly and bald white dude

>>70386290
It's 1:17 no coaster

>>70386363
>least coast time telling skills
It's clearly 12:18

>>70386323
nou

https://youtu.be/vTR-oxwgXZE

i like akb

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I'm sad that it came down to Trump and Hillary. Not that I didn't expect it--I predicted exactly what happened, that it would come down to the two and then Trump would win in the end, and I'm saddened to see that I was proven right.

America is dead. Racists are a meme, and I automatically dismiss the opinions of anyone who claims to be from /pol/ or nu-reddit now. I'm not a liberal in any sense, I'm a leftist.

>inb4 trust fund Portland babby liberal

I grew up in Houston, at tines in areas that were like 25% white. I didn't grow up with a lot of money. USSA when?

>""""""""""""""""""""""modern"""""""""""""""""""""" tv
>doesn't even have a VGA port
so much for my shitty 6y/o HTPC/server hybrid idea

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I'm thinking of getting a large basic purple ribbon tattoo on my upper arm for epilepsy lads, should I do it?

>>70386496
no
you should never get a tattoo under any circumstances

>>70386496
>lads
try again

>>70386484
Who would you rather have it be down to? Trump and an ultra-socialist?

We're in above our heads with debt. We need conservative policies now more than ever

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>>70386484
pls go

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>lads

>>70386522
It's not like it's going to be visible 95% of the time I'm in public

>>70386541
>modern conservatives
>fixing the deficit
lol

>>70386583
doesn't matter

tattoos should be illegal

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>>70386541

desu I would've been content with Bernie or Jill.

>>70386544

I'm not /pol/.

>>70386496
Are you or someone you know affected by it?

>>70386636
Yeah I have it

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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/01/25/state-department-reviewing-obama-admins-last-minute-decision-to-send-palestinians-221m.html

Reminder that Obummer gave over 220 million dollars to Palestine on his last day of office but of course none of you even know about this

can someone explain to me the point of anal sex with a woman

remember kids
ei*, ei and one more thing: if you don't know the difference between your and you're - your and you're, then you're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my facebook page.

*unless you're white, crackers need not apply

>>70386617
Good thing Trump won and not Cruz or fucking Jeb

>>70386635
>Jill
>Cat girl

Should have been dropped harder as a baby

>>70386707
feels good man

>>70386692
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>70386710
>unicode doesn't work on 4chan
really made me think

>>70386707
repressed homosexuality

>>70386678
brb, finding that porygon episode

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>>70386741
Liberalism truly is a mental illness, wow

>>70386678
I would get a really minimal looking ribbon then, no thick stripes or anything so it doesn't look tacky.

haha a mosquito landed on my dick head just as I was rolling my foreskin back up and now it's trapped in my foreskin

>>70386741
You're right, now they can buy gold plated stones to throw at women now

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>>70386756
Jokes on you flashing lights doesn't trigger my epilepsy

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>>70386783
>foreskin

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>>70386820
Bitch I'll fucking end you

I have been kidded for the last time

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>Floridians

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>>70386870
Not if I kill myself first

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uh

Just took a giant dump that I was holding in for an hour

Feels good mang

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>>70386902
YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT

>>70386919
Floridians are the most powerful race in the world

>>70386876
me

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>>70386619
>tattoos should be illegal

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>>70386928

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>>70386876

https://my.mixtape.moe/ghoqzy.webm

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>>70387001

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>>70386919
not even my final form honestly

>>70386876
He has at least 3/4 of his head

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>>70387055

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>>70387043

>highschool english teacher posting on facebook about wanting to block DeVos

>he was the head of this program that took in lazy and unmotivated students to give them a free ride through highschool so our school could pad its grades and be consistently listed as #1 in the county

I soooooo badly want to rip on him for this and tell him under DeVos hed be kicked the fuck out of teaching

>>70387055
Needs more cowbell

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@70387115
I had so much to kill him for

>>70387120
Roll

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>>70387120
>putting more religious studies in schools
really makes me think...no wait it doesn't, don't do that

>>70387120
lel

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>>70387192
its always a leaf

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>>70387232
>creationism is real g-d bless
stop that

>>70387299
Creationism IS real sweetie

The Earth is only 6000 years old OK