Real Yank Hours edition
>>70368513
kys benedict fuccboi
real thread inshallah, it was made first.
>>70368511
>>70368511
>>70368511
>>70368534
kuffar
>i'm a normie lol i have sex with lots women yet here i am posting on a thread for foreign people on 4chan
>shagged abaat 12 birds I recckon, probly
>>70368544
>>70368545
No reason to be upset desu. Its not that weird that people on here have had sex.
I didn't even say a ridiculous number or anything.
neet princess
>joining the army
don't do that, join the chair force
>I've had sex with 12 different girls desu
just ordered a pull up bar for my doorway to my room
>>70368551
haha wtf lad u alri? its impossible to not participate in society humans are social creatures and living off the land is dangerous and requires many skills neither you or i possess
Chesslad are you about?
>muh degeneracy
>posts on 4chan
screaming and howling
mum just sent me this
>>70368551
you do realise what website you are on, right?
FONT
Imagine being triggered by someone else having sex haha
>>70368513
stop making this ''''edition'''' dumbfaggot
>>70368614
Gross
>>70368614
here's my mum x
>>70368582
I didn't say don't participate in society, just actually think critically about things and don't just accept them
better to be a skeptical lion who attacks everything than a placid camel who carried everything as his burden.
ultimately neither are perfect but at least the skeptic can develop.
imagine pretending you're not a virgin on 4chan haha
>the so called E-GF says she loves me
>a day later shes going on about how great some guy she met is
hmmm yes, being gay seems TERRIBLE.
>>70368564
really want to mix my filthy peasant bloodlines with hers desu
>>70368636
compared to your average deano or stacy, 4chan users are sceptical geniuses
>>70368614
Wow! Those are truly some ENORMOUS breasts! I've got a very hard willy now
>better to be a skeptical lion who attacks everything than a placid camel who carried everything as his burden.
>ultimately neither are perfect but at least the skeptic can develop.
>>70368614
this is the bodily equivalent of a big greasy burger
not very sophisticated but you just want to take a big sloppy bite
I've had sex with 3 different cunts and every time the first time I couldn't get hard
true story lads
>>70368649
>compared to your average deano or stacy, 4chan users are skeptical geniuses
they aren't
even referring to "deano and stacy" seriously show's you definitely aren't
they're archetypes not real people.
>these two canadoras
>>70368663
that's a transvestite you kangaroo fuck
>>70368649
absolutely not, the people here are autistic spastics
yes that includes me
>>70368669
you mustn't interact with a lot of normal people
i meet deanos and stacys every day
>>70368655
don't understand what you're getting at here
>since im a virgin everyone else MUST be even thought most of the world at our age has had sex
haha
>>70368525
depends a lot on my hair for me
sometimes it looks good and other times its impossible to get looking nice.
>>70368681
Autistic people are more intelligent than regular people
>>70368680
um, might be time to get your glasses prescription renewed you nerd
>haha i'm not a virgin but i spend countless hours of my life posting on a website for autistic virgins and social outcasts
would you rather
(a): take 3 trains to class: 15-20 minutes
(b): take 1 bus to class: 30 minutes
walking distance is the same
>>70368701
>>70368701
HOWLING
HOWLING
HOWLING
>>70368683
seeing people talking in walmart doesn't count as interaction
>>70368691
my hair is usually kept short as fuck so it doesn't really make a difference, the other day i felt hideous today i feel great, it's weird
>>70368696
in the sense that they can remember the model names of trains that pass by better than the average stranger? autists have no real grip of the real world, hence why normies see them as "childish"
>>70368696
only some
>>70368701
LMAO normalfags BTFO
hope you all have a good aussie day tomorrow lads
>>70368704
Are the trains reliable? You're not gonna get fucked by a transfer and end up late 20% of the time or something, right?
Which is gonna cost more?
>i'm posting at 6:30 am accusing everyone being a virgin since I am
>tfw to smart to have friends, sex, a career, self-control and a stable mental state
>>70368745
subways and trams are reliable
Go train is fairly decent but has too few lines to be useful.
>>70368757
all me
am naked rn lads
>>70368746
not everyone, just you
normies don't post on 4chan, there's no reason to
>>70368779
Pics x
>>70368767
not me
>>70368745
They cost the same, its all under one transit card.
The transfers can have me waiting 1-8 minutes but that's included in the 20 minute time frame
>>70368779
Pics. x
>>70368704
Id rather get comfy on the bus
>>70368779
haha good lad
i sometimes think there's ways of being more naked than completely naked. a bow tie, for example, makes you even more naked than just wearing nothing
>>70368782
I wish i could just walk around with a gopro and film it for /brit/ so i could prove to you specifically how incredibly normie I am
>>70368740
Republic day
>>70368704
Get a bicycle
>>70368811
why the fuck are you wasting your time replying to a sad loser like me
KILL YOURSELF BOY
>>70368809
That's stupid.
>>70368818
POO
wife just sent me this
don't even care about sex tbqh
just want a Chinese girl to kick me in the balls
I'm a friendless incel loser
>>70368818
I bike in the summer, its -2 right now sanjiv
>>70368805
see, when i take the train I listen to music and when I bus I read.
think you've got the right idea bruce
>>70368844
>>70368811
both me
>>70368824
you're stupid
someone wearing a top hat or a bow tie, or perhaps bunny ears for a girl, looks more naked than just a naked person
you cannot disprove this
>>70368828
How much? You'd have to pay my airfare and lodging at the very least.
why did the west get rid of its heavy industry?
i'll never be a cute girl that slut herself out on tinder with pictures of half naked with bunny ears on
kill me lads
Ugh, wagies are gonna be waking up soon.
>>70368818
IN DA LOO
Childhood friend sent me this
>>70368891
glad it did
spoke to an ex-miner and he told me what it was like, literally the shittest job of all time it sounded like 2bh
sometimes i try and push my ballbag up my bum with my finger
>>70368913
better than being unemployed
>>70368891
elites realized they could produce it cheaper in the third world and ship it back and make a bigger profit
dumb and corrupt political class let them get away with it
legacy captcha introduces me to wonderful places around the world
>>70368902
really enjoying opera pajeet
>>70368897
most of that post here have jobs and a gf
>>70368923
thats what he said to me
but i'd rather be unemployed
ah yes
really wish I could be working in an airless, sunless factory with low air quality and minimal breaks right now
if only we could live like the average Chinese.
>>70368916
i push my ballbag into MYYYYYYYYY aaaaaaarrrrssee
ill be the boyfriend in your wet dreams tonight
>>70368943
of course you would you're posting on 4chan
>>70368952
auto manufacturing jobs are/were very good in North America prior to neoliberal globalism resulted in a race to the bottom
no quals needed easy 70k+ union job with good bennies
>>70368943
it gives you a sense of dignity that dolescum dont have
that and the disintegration of the family unit are two of the biggest social problems concerning native britons, with multiculturalism and mass immigration playing another massive role in shifting the culture
every major city in 1945 was 99%+ white, and now "working class" britons are in fact just an underclass of useless people with no skills in a modern economy
start the wage slave life next week and continue it for the next 40+ years of my life haha
at least I'll finally make good money, dont know if its worth the depression though.
Thoughts on Sarina Valentina?
what a shame it is that heavy industry is gone from british citiies
no more will people die at 40 from black lung induced by heavy industry pollutants after 30 years of back breaking menial work carrying rods of iron around a shipyard
>>70368562
Shut the fuck up nigger
Define "normie"
>>70368989
nah, i'd rather be a working class woman working as a secretary in the local council swimming pool than slaving away in Singers factory making sewing machines
haitiANO
>>70368989
>>70368983
both of you are wrong
>>70368994
Instead you'll be Pakistan of the Atlantic by the end of the century
>>70369048
t. the nigeria of the pacific
im love-shy not incel
>>70369048
wouldn't be talking if i was you, last time i checked your country was less than 60% white already
>>70368858
post feet or I shan't be considering this offer
>>70369007
alri thailad
would quite like this oriental lass to torture my cock and balls btw
>55%
my my
what a picardy
love it when north americans who have never set foot in this country try and tell you what it's like to live here ;^)
>>70369007
>>70369081
alri
o-ok
>>70369032
they offered a comparatively BETTER standard of living than meme service jobs like >>70369013
is talking about
>>70369073
if i was born 40 years ago i'd have been a miner
now i'm a computer programmer
glad deindustrialisation happened
I already have my masters in a field, with a few years more of experience in the industry is it possible I could get an adjunct teaching job for a shit uni for undergrad?
people have no idea how fucking easy life is now in the west, utter spastics moaning about nothing
>>70369106
>he didn't mine bitcoins
>>70369106
40 years ago you would have been an actuary, civil servant, lawyer, barrister, dentist, accountant, etc.
university was free, and every child had the chance to attend a grammar school for free
>>70369130
this one too
>>70369106
if you were a miner you'd be buff and manly, now you're a pussy nerd who probably has the virgin walk
>>70369134
i'm from an irish catholic family so no, none of that would have been available to me
40 years ago i'd have been a minor
now im retired haha
>>70369140
You can't be lewd to Yingluck
>>70369152
>Being retired at 57
Lucky
>>70369148
erm? there are still grammar schools in northern ireland to this day
>>70369153
stay cool!
>>70369168
GOOD lad.
>>70369153
that's what you think...
*does a wank*
the 'f
>>70368513
Daniel Craig did this better in Casino Royale
>>70369180
you can, 16 is legal in australia
if you go to mexico or spain you can fuck a 12 year old
if you go to thailand you can fuck babies
>>70369189
Looks like a crazed college feminist.
>>70369106
You sit behind a desk all day as your skin grows pale and pasty, your eyesight rapidly deteriorates from staring at a screen all day, and your body becomes soft and weak
You aren't a man, you're a slug
>>70369180
>>70369198
>>70369167
you have a pretty poor understanding of the british class system
I, Toilet Bog Fart, poo solemnly swear that I will fartfully excrement the Offpiss of Poosident of the Poonited States, and will poo the best of my ability, pooserve, pootect and defend the Constipation of the Poonited States
wish i could fuck a miner
ladyboy GF is in a right mood today lads, probably not gonna get my ass pounded tonight :(
50 years ago I'd have probably worked in a uranium or salt mine in some fashion like both my grandparents
>>70369217
nonce
>it's a "everything in the fridge has gone off because my mum is an idiot" episode
>>70369216
we all thought you fucked off by now autist
>>70369211
it was based on tests you mong
>>70369217
wish I could fuck a milner
>>70369221
Just sit on a pickle lad.
>>70368662
>the world, shall still burn
i HATE that comma desu
>>70369225
now you jack off to cartoons and men with breat implants
>>70369221
>ass
FOY
What is his expression trying to convey?
Cringe like fuck when non brits say "howling" and shit like that. Embarrassing
>>70369246
best kind of men
>>70369258
that he has a sock in his mouth lad
>>70369258
That he doesn't want underwear in his mouth.
the left has lost the Mandate of Heaven
might do an ol' 'cide
electroconvulsive therapy probably does cure homosexuality
>>70369246
so much worse than spending your life fucking digging out irradiated rocks, right?
I ain't no damn yank
>>70369310
*electrocutes you*
>>70369258
Pure pleasure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjd80VIYQJg
>a (real) asian who speaks like harry potter
always throws me off
>>70369310
do it cure life too?
>>70369344
yeah if you turn the dial far enough
the chebs gf
>>70369189
guarantee she is VERY dirty
and has a tumblr page
>>70369310
so do hot lead lobotomies
>>70369364
its a tranny tbf
>>70369258
Thats gay
>>70369369
good band name
>>70368662
one of the most perfect dora images I've ever seen
>>70369364
dirty as in doesn't shower very often or dirty as in a sexual libertine?
>judges you
My peepee burns
>>70369377
obviously
>generations of your family managed to breed before you
>you will be the one to fail
anyway must continue getting ready for my office cuck job x
>>70369455
"she" looks manlier than the cop wtf??
I'm a republican
>>70369470
have had sex with 12 girls desu
>>70369470
at least you're not NEET
>>70369474
virgin stance, classic.
>>70369474
no she doesn't?
>>70369474
Bent twat
>>70369474
I'll wrestle you and win
>>70369518
>>70369512
its a shit body tbf
NEED a qt gf (male)
NEED an australian born head of state (male)
>>70368809
Good post.
Wearing only a normally sized t-shirt, as a man, makes you significantly more naked than completely naked.
New:
>>>/tv/78768189
>>70369542
It really isn't
when ever i think about how much fun life would be as a 10/10 girl i always imagine myself as very slutty
i wonder why
>>70369569
lmao
>>70369594
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accelerated_Graphics_Port
>>70369594
give it a try
>>70369455
ah yes, the so-called 'golden age' according to the alt-right
>>70369573
>t. virgin
shagged 12 girls and they all had better bodies
>>70369615
ahh yes
very impressive
>>70369621
uh how?
>>70369638
>t,virgin
lying on the internet
alri lads it's chess time again
https://en.lichess.org/li0kU6sY
>>70369653
alright one was kind of chubby
>>70369659
By American standards or real people's?
huh....really makes me think
>yank hours
not fat enough
Last lad left suddenly
https://en.lichess.org/t0i4rXCe
>>70369655
Hey chesslad how am I compared to other players from here?
Im not who you're playing right now btw
>>70369669
there have already been 42 murders in chicago this year and january's not even over yet?
>>70369669
Literally sending in the waffen SS to kill blacks. Bloody racist!
>>70369692
got scared sorry d4 d5 is the only move i know
>>70369669
Im not gonna pretend like i know chicago but wouldnt it be better to focus on the raisins why niggas are popping each other instead of sending in armoured vehicles
i am exceptionally ugly and this makes life not worth living
still cracking up that donald trump is the actual president of the actual united states of america
>>70369726
I wouldn't be surprised if that was beating out entire countries like Somalia or somewhere.
>>70369761
Show us
>>70369743
there's literally only one thing that has been proven to lower crime and that is more police officers
that being said they've been trying alternative methods, "community outreach", whatever, for decades now and it has only gotten worse
the reason why there are so many murders in chicago is because you have many different gangs competing for the same turf to sell drugs
>>70369767
off to a great start desu
Still think it's weird there are like 700,000 deaths per year in the UK.
But it makes sense mathematically. It's just really so weird.
>>70369813
most of them are bed blockers, get rid of em all i say
hey white you need to castle and get your rook into the center of the board you're in an incredibly dominant position right now
>>70369833
Harold Shipman did just that
why were people so mean to this tranny that posted on /fit/?
she only posted because they were commenting on her vids
>>>/fit/40138101
>>70368513
Real american woman, curvy.
>>70369867
UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
pooreshitdent Donny Khazi Pump
>>70369863
because they look stupid
>>70369782
no thanks lad i can't handle a roasting rn desu
>>70369867
alri asylum demon
>Chicago is only a third white
wtf I though chicago was full of poles and germans this is heartbreaking
>>70369884
Saw I was being talked about here.
>I look stupid
I feel like I look a lot better than I did before and it sucks hating how you look. I fucking hated being a girl, my mind told me I wasn't one every day.
Thanks for the question! I think transitioning becoming socially acceptable for the most part (as in, people are seeing it as an actual option now) is a radically new thing. I don't think it's been around long enough to examine whether or not it's the right thing to do. I can only speak from my personal perspective, but transitioning has lifted a huge weight off my shoulders. I truly believe that something biologically in my brain responds to testosterone in a way it does not respond to estrogen. If this sounds delusional to you, I'm sorry. But the difference in how I feel is incredible.
-Finn
>>70369895
Who cares show us
>>70369904
Nah the official list has Chicago at 43% white not including latinos
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
PATROTISM LEAVES NO ROOM FOR PREJUDICE
>>70369743
better educated and less religion(more abortions) would help
>>70369310
anti-psychotic drugs cure transsexualism
>>70369934
Is that chicago stat or illinois stat
>>70369964
ChicANO
>>70369726
thats nearly 2 murders a day. chicago is a true shithole that even tops detroit or baltimore at this stage
Can't stop thinking about big black cocks lads
Another portrait for my gallery
Alri next lad
https://en.lichess.org/ksz7RkBK
>>70369698
I dunno I'd have to play a few matches
>>70369978
me too haha.
>>70369310
>cure
umm sweetie you can't say that xxx
>>70369974
How white is illinois then
>>70369988
CURE
business idea: become a vet and charge people out of the arse for small procedures on animals that they'd never second guess because they would never get a second opinion and take your word for it
>>70369989
If you were to remove Cook County (Chicago's county) it would be like 95% or more white
level 5 selfdriving cars when
>>70369995
uh your 10 year old rabbit is "feeling sick" and not moving around as much as he used to?
he's gonna die unless I do this surgery
woops your rabbit died on the table from heart failure, that'lll be $5000 please
>>70369977
only half of it. the other half is exceptionally nice and rich and white
t. i live here.
the shitty half would take me 25 minutes to get to and has literally not one thing worth visitng. No restaurants, no hotels, nothing.
Theres a reason its still a world class city. Because white people and tourists would never be bothered by any of it.
>>70369989
not sure, illinois is very white besides chicago though. at least as far as american states go
post a chess link
i'm the anon who beat the aussie yesterday
>>70370047
good lad. did you cheat? dont trust anyone once that one twat did
>>70370047
no that was me you fucking liar
>>70370036
so all the shit is fenced off outside the good parts. i figured as thats the case with most American cities
>>70370050
cheat? by using an engine? no.
lichess can detect engine plays anyone and bans you so that one twat your referring to probably didn't cheat.
there's a another british anon who used to go by the name 'chesslad' who's ELO is was 2800 so it could of been him
muzzlimbs
>>70370074
anyway*
>>70370065
unfortunately thats very much the case in many american cities.
very segregated.
https://en.lichess.org/xtCZeA2U
>>70370036
Aw yeah chicabro. Got into logan square when it was cheap and life is just grand. Why are we always forgotten when it comes to bants? Unless it's about pizza or black crime.
Leafs, how salty are you over Blackhawk (blackcock amirite) domination?
>>70370074
>>70370084
he posted a screenshot. he went to that "nextchessmove" website and just copied what the aussie did on the board and the CPU would suggest what to do next
it was a yank
>>70370074
*could have
Another greedylad
>>70370047
Game's up now
https://en.lichess.org/35HAba6H
>>70370108
what a loser then
>>70370126
thanks
>>70370087
>unfortunately
why do you want the shit to spread?
>>70370108
a clever strategy to be honest
out runt the runts
shitcongo's good players are mainly leafs, keith, seabrook, toews, crawford
and kane belongs in jail 2bh
>>70370108
why would anyone do that?
i remember my m8 kept challenging me to chess. he's never played before and while i'm not good, i know enough to play. the way he was countering and everything was almost 100% cheating but had no proof to call him out on it smfh
>>70369904
Still a fuck ton of Polish here, no lie. Run into em all the time. Tall skinny blond women, stern/strong blue collar men and their weak jawed weed smoking sons. Hell, polish school is still a thing my classmates went to in elementary school.
>Dunny John Fart the pooty pissth poosident of the poonited sharts of arsemerica
>>70370131
not me
https://lichess.org/nTeF15Bb
>>70370160
That's what makes it so fun to see them dominating. Blackcocks cucking Canada over and over again.
I guess it rains down in africa
wicked wicked
jungle is massive
>>70370227
Sorry m8, already in a game and gotta head after
We'll do one later I promise x
converting to Din-i Ilahism lads
>>70370267
okay :) x
>>70370036
>illinois is very white besides chicago though
there are half a million blacks living outside cook county, and thats just in the counties with a population above 100k
Chicago poster is almost as bad as the Montreal spammer
Alri lads be back later
Love the yanks on here talking about blacks as though they're in bloody apartheid-era segregation
alri lads had to go outside of home and got anxiety in full force haha x
*does a wiggle*
I remember wondering why if we had to have a representation of our music in the charts did it have to be this and not any of the excellent records by other producers in our scene (I know the answer now, it is because people love cheap, pappy shit, hence the popularity of Nando's, Dizzie rascals career post Show Time, The GReat British Bake Off, DJ Fresh's recent releases and the continued popularity of emoji's despite the fact that it makes the users of them look like mindless cretins that can't type or spell or indeed have any thought beyond drugs,sex and Nando's..). The sound of Jungle is firmly back after years of drum n bass, but sadly almost in complete opposition to what the author of the above piece says it isn't a case of "both jungle and grime are inherently British, taking US influence and reshaping them into something completely idiosyncratic; urban music that UK youth can take ownership of without any sour taste of plagiarism lingering in their mouth. They represent two of the last truly innovative, organically home grown exports that we have" at least not any more, unless you are willing to really put time and effort in most of the Jungle you will come across made today is "Ragga Jungle" made by white kids robbing from any Jamaican artist that sounds "ragga" enough and layering that over a few breaks and beats taken from a Loopmasters collection and a bit of sub bass, There are a few good records of this kind but most of them reek of cultural appropriation, Bob Marley T-shirts and wiggaism. Fortunately this kind of Jungle is only a small part of the truly innovative music being made by some of Jungle/Bass n Drum producers but aside from the chart fodder, The Andy C worshippers and those dullards Rudimental it is "Ragga Jungle" that your average joe knows about and that is a shame because Jungle has more to offer than a few Reggae samples and breakbeats
>>70370302
chicago poster is a redditor newfag
>>70370353
>Anonymous
Stopped reading there
>70370353
'dora bait
Doing a cheeky anxiety
Hmm
that doesn't look like lancaster
shan't be upgrading my phone this year, will wait for the 2nd version of pixel
president toilet bog fart
>>70370391
still using my s3 fuck the smartphone kikes
not posted a Single post for the last 27 hours+ lads, looks like this semester is going to curtail a lot of shenanigans from my end. hope y'all can manage with me!
>>70370411
>>70370411
literally use a 3310 desu lads
LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS
>>70370410
>tfw just ate a massive fry up (had 13 items baka)
was a bit much lads
>>70370411
>>70370391
>>70370441
Literally use a Nexus 6p ngl
using my pixel tbqh lads
>Be me
>2 kids and a wife normie type
>Second kid is 7 months old
>Mfw have had sex twice since kid was born
>Mfw haven't gone this long without sex since virgin
>Mfw pron almost not even doing it for me anymore.
>>70370521
why haven't you been having sex
has she not rebounded well
any tesco shoppers?
>>70370537
tesco are shit
morrisons is the best
>>70370537
what do you need pal x
>>70370536
She's just too tired. Bub doesn't sleep well so neither does she.
I'm basically living with two kids and a walking zombie right now.
Don't blame her but damn...
>>70370554
WE HAVE A MORRISONS HERE
About to walk by the schoolgirls
>>70370577
Nonce
going to bed goodnight bye
>>70370577
Nonce.
>>70370558
does she let you breastfeed at least
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_City_Service
haha lads look at all those citations
dya reckon there was a sectarian edit war
>itchy lumps on armpits
baka need to bin this new (£2.50) deodrant...doomed to spend £15 per stick for the rest of my life.
>>70370587
Bye. x
do you come from a land down under where women glow and men plunder?
>>70370603
>£15 for deoderant
Whoa there Mr. Billionaire what brands are you buying?
>>70370594
Once the rowies kick in yeah.
>>70370554
>morrisons is the best
is this some sort of meme? Bad choice, terrible level of stock, mediocre quality.
GOD TIER
>Booths
>Waitrose
Would shop at if I was minted-tier
>Whole Foods
High-tier
>M&S
Good-tier
>Sainsbury's
>Tesco
>Mid-tier
Morrisons
Co-op
>Chav-tier
Asda
>J U S T tier
Iceland
>>70370615
lynx africa
>>70370615
Penhaligon's ;^)
>>70370621
>rowies
don't know what this is
on a scale of 1-10 where 10 is pre-motherhood, rate the current condition of her chebs and fanny
>girl on BBC news claiming having to buy specific shoes for your job is sexist
what a fucking mong, I had to do this at a pub.
>>70370647
>PHD in math, 300k starting
>still can't afford to shop at waitrose
>>70370647
isn't Waitrose for billionaires
Will only spend £50 this week hehe, including nights out.
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>>70370680
what sort of shoes were they?
>>70370717
>No /brit/
you spacker
>>70370700
it has a lot of fancy stuff so you can spend a lot of money there.
However, if you buy Waitrose own brand stuff and other normal brands it's only marginally more expensive than the likes of Sainsbury's and the quality is quite a bit better imo.
t. used to shop at Waitrose & Sainsbury's alternatively for about a year