There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is His Messenger edition
real fajr hours
>>70368511
Shit > 'sheed > shart
>>70368653
>Merdeka
hon hon
abhorrent thread
delete this rubbish
>he hasnt taken the Din-i Ilahi pill yet
Ah yes, London / Birmingham edition
alri one game then I'm gonna go play some overwatch ahaha
https://en.lichess.org/mbwaOq0f
Are Indian, Paki and Bengali people actually super common in Britain and now many Asians (East and South East) are there
wish the flatmate would fuck off out the bathroom
>>70370621
>rowies
don't know what this is
on a scale of 1-10, where 10 is pre-motherhood, rate the current condition of her chebs and fanny
Saw some schoolgirls in tights but they weren't that fit
unironically love muslims lads
>>70370791
coles > woolies
>>70370817
rasheed
ah fuck just noticed that yank forgot the subject so now we have to post in the sheed edition
fuckssake
>>70370825
woolies has nicer stores
>>70370817
some CUNT won the euromillons here lads and it wasn't me
considering doing an oul murder suicide
>>70370845
>>70370854
#freemonica
you're a scourge who needs to be wiped out
https://youtu.be/28B4fqMA9Oo
>>70370905
thailads talking with himself again
>>70370970
post fucking machines
>>70370887
>>70370852
woolworths closed down about 10 years ago lad
Aldi > coles > safeway > franklins (who here /good memory/) > iga > foodworks
wish i could be a cute girl (male)
fuckin yank forgot the subject which is the only reason Im here
>>70370981
is your other personal okay with that la seems a bit conservative
>Wake Up
>Alice Eve isn't my wife
>close my eyes and wait for the sweet embrace of death
>>70371008
where the FUCK is woolies
Takbir
>>70371003
fuck off
Bi-Lo > Aldi > Coles > IGA > Woolies
>>70371023
>he fell for the calling Safeway Woolworths jew
Tomorrow is Australia day I've heard
>>70371035
"no"
local shops > co-op > booths > aldi > lidl > morrisons > asda > shite
>>70371056
How are you celebrating?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_942ejKfOjA
>>70371056
I, for one, will be boycotting that
>>70371056
Entschuldigung Sie. Fuck off. Tchuss
Lads got £8k cash to do something with
>£1k emergency fund, £7k in Vanguard Index S&P 500 all-share index fund
>£1k emergency, 6k in vanguard fund, 1k in p2p lending :^)
What do?
>>70371082
Join the Legion.
>>70371065
at :30 sec into the video where is that? it looks like scotland
>>70371082
>£1k emergency fund
>he shops in a place that closed down 10 years ago eating chips of a specific temperature and wearing underwear on his feet
What are realistic returns on index funds per annum
>>70371082
dno what any of that means but £8k tv
>>70371097
beau geste
>>70371106
what is first year in a business degree
>>70371062
Going to listen to triple J with my aussie friend at a pub
me and my teacher after class
http://is2.4chan.org/v/1485331521034.webm
>>70371105
and he lost his flappy hat down the back of his living room
not a fan of these new new builds
>>70371152
tragic
>>70371125
what
So the bathroom is the place to smoke weed if you don't want to do it outside right?
>>70371152
the absolute STATE
>>70371174
actually it's Amsterdam
>>70371174
kitchen airs out quicker desu
>>70371152
>>70371174
Maybe if you have an extractor fan
>>70371188
Hmmm you might be right.
>>70371193
very dutch
eating a succulent chinese meal
doing a soft, gentle cry
>>70371210
poof
>>70371210
*strokes your face*
>>70371209
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PINESS
>>70368511
>/brit/
>not /shit/
wew
>>70371203
it's literally built for not having smells stick around lad
>>70371207
it's in south london though
>>70371198
Yeah I do, I leave the window open as well, but just need it smoke-free in like 8 hours after smoking. Kitchen might be better since I can just leave the door open.
>>70371227
You're like the James Bond of getting stoned pal
>>70371209
get in the caar
>Smoking weed
This is an 18+ site guys
Ah yes of course they're next to a trainline
VERY impressive
not pictured: manchester piccadilly station, and the site of manchester's HS2 station
(extremely impressive)
>>70371219
Ah I see you know your judo well
>>70371224
don't think my barratt new build is built with anything in mind, since door knobs start coming off.
>>70371236
poof
>>70371209
what exactly? its so interesting to me how delicious chink food is no matter the location. Watch the search for general tso
>>70371210
you probably look like a wanker
>>70371102
Can pull from the fund pretty quickly anyway, the only 'emergency' that would require it is if the S&P 500 fell by >70% and I was made unemployed at the same time (unlikely given my role/employer).
>>70371243
all drugs are haram
>>70371247
rare
>>70371238
dogshit development
>>70371261
your mum is haram
Well done lad definitely in my /brit/ top 5
>BT loses £7bn in value as Italian accounting scandal deepens
oy vey
at work having an urge to tell my boss to go fuck himself, then head down to personnel and quit
>>70371270
cheers la' x
>>70371264
even better!
it's near the city stadium, so whenever there's a concert or a match on, you're going to hear all of that noise
>christmas was a month ago
>banned for the most harmless little shitpost
>now i have to phonepost until mum goes to bed
reeeee
>>70371292
so it is personnel huh...
ol' 'cide time?
>>70371265
ya mums cunt
>>70371292
wicked
>>70371296
that's pretty cool
but the suburbs are such a grim landscape
>>70371310
phoneposting is the patrician's choice
>>70371340
its not
also im only on 18%
I saw a real cute uniformed army girl the other day, wonder what her name is.
any erectile dysfunction man in?
>>70371367
Private Rhiannon
>>70371310
fuckin foneposter
>>70371366
so plug it in ye mad kent
>>70371375
alri
>>70371402
show us your drawing m8
>>70371375
yeah
going to move my furniture about a bit
uhh lads?
Wish i had croissants
The gf appears to be an unapologetic Trump admirer
My triggered lefty mum will NOT approve
>>70371583
just a terrible post all round
>>70371583
Might want to get a new mum tb͏h fa͏m
don't rate this whole khv@23 thing
>>70371583
you need to redpill your mum m8
had quite a lot of homework due in for today.
not done any of it
Do not like this other thai poster
>>70371624
how are you khv as an aussie?
>>70371624
me neither
>20 word essay due next century
>haven't even started yet
>>70371640
I do because I can post anything I want and blame it on him now
>>70370798
yes
alot
>have to buy a new screwdriver after work because my current screwdriver won't fit in the shelves of the chest of drawers my gf picked out
you abnormies don't know how good you've got it
>>70371667
>not having a set
what are you doing m8?
>>70371641
autism
shy
not attractive
so terrified of failure/rejection that i tried my hardest to be invisible
>>70371420
have you found a way to deal with it other than viagra and what do you think brought it on in the first place?
This man was our best hope in 2015 and is nothing more than an attention seeking sycophant in 2017.
Who is this?
>>70371674
I have a Bosch with a bit set but the actual handle is too fat to get in the holes
>>70371684
well don't do that
>>70371684
must be hell being a robot in australia
your cantry is turbonormie af
at least here theres plenty of fat depressed slobs walking around with very few chads and stacies to be seen unless you live in a white enclave of california which i do not
>>70371709
to late iah
>>70371700
seen
do enjoy a bit of Ikea DIY tb͏h
>>70371692
are jez
>>70371692
easy, trump
>>70371692
>>70371692
i know you're thinking about nigel farage but your description of him is completely untrue.
>>70371727
don't think i count as robot since i don't hate and blame women or society
>>70371744
>Corbyn
>Best hope
Select one of the above options, (note: not more than one)
>>70371735
All the bedroom stuff was Ikea and it is a good feel when you're finished tbf
This chest of drawers is new from the British Heart Foundation though
NEED a paki gf
>>70371764
Yeh sound, bit gutted that I've no need for new furniture anymore now that we're on the topic.
>>70371814
>>70371760
How isn't it?
He's a Tony Blair-tier lapdog for the yanks now and refused to leave the headlines after he resigned as leader because he was embarrassingly looking for a new job in the public eye after saying he "wanted his life back"
Are Nige's last moment of greatness was his speech in the EU parliament after the referendum.
>>70371667
iktf. relaid the floor in my hallway, had to do all the edges and everything, took my last 4 saturdays to get it done. looks pretty good now though tbf
>>70371816
buy some cheap ones, do them, then sell them complete on Thai Gumtree
>>70371689
my ED is due to meds and my only avenue so far has been viagra.
there is another I can be put on or switched to but I don't know what that is yet.
New: >>>/pol/108954391.
>>70371827
well in, mate
facebook(HMMAHYESSVERYIMPRESSIVE)com/juicerapnews/videos/10155712239098452/
Ah yes
>>70371667
>not having a tool kit
lol the state of "adults" these days
>>70371836
>/pol/ spends most of the election obsessed with Ivanka
>becomes obsessed with Barron immediately post-election
need some kind of scientist to analyse this phenomenon
>>70371830
actually considering selling modded out Android TV boxes to expats here. Stuff like all app/brower adverts blocked, every Yank, UK etc. TV channel HD without subscription. etc.
There's services that charge quite a lot a month for less than that which quite pricey and my way is better. Bet I could shift a few.
>>70371875
read the thread before you embarrass yourself >>70371700
>>70371831
doctors here literally wont give you viagra unless youre at least 40 years old its fucking ridiculous considering its available over the counter in many places not just third world either i know in germany you can get it otc
the other one is probably cialis which works for 36 hours after taking it so you can just pop one everyday and have normal willy again
>>70371902
didn't see it because you replied to a thailand flag
>>70371761
you still are because of your age and afflictions
you dont fit in with society and that makes you a robot it doesnt matter if you blame women and society or yourself
>>70371936
>4chan is muh safe space, I hide anything I don't like
lol the state of "you" these days
>>70371944
good2no
business idea : steal the runt's idea
>>70371976
>implying you'd know where to start
>>70371957
agree to disagree
(you)
>>70371888
you sound like my Indian mate who tries to sell us this Kodi app on the Amazon Fire Stick, which gets you free Netflix and films, whenever we see him
do Americans really do this to ask girls out
>>70371992
I'll start by heeming you
>>70371912
the impression I've got is that I'll have no problem getting it if I wanted it even though obviously I'm young
>>70372020
>>70372018
Kodi a shit, repos last like a month before they get taken down.
I just mean like put it on a website, take it or leave it, not harass people on the street about it.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4148750/Catholic-School-sparks-row-banning-headscarf-girl-4.html
Waseem Zaffar
Coun Majid Mahmood
Mashuq Ally
Such great traditional British names
>>70371957
filtering the nonce flag is necessary sometimes desu. /brit/'s noncing hour can be unbearable when the nonce decides he has to reply to everything.
>>70371969
what he said is not true, robots lack empathy, being an outsider isn't enough to be a robot
>>70372021
wish you weren't a tit m8, if you're genuinely in Thailand it would be good.
>>70372076
>Councillor Zaffar wrote that he had met with the head teacher and told her the ban on the scarf was against the equalities act.
>He added: 'I'm insisting this matter is addressed asap with a change of policy.'
hmm
mentally i l l
doing a laugh
>>70371969
PS the main difference is that you actually have some potential in life
t. outsider with gf
doing a laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDrfE9I8_hs
forgot link
>>70372111
I'm hoping it's just ironic.
drinking water and peeing at the same time
>>70372159
it's not. That sub is real.
>>70372137
by "outsider", do you actually mean introvert?
Trump is blocking Yemeni visas but not Saudi Arabia
>>70372181
>Trump: I want to block many visas
>Secretary: Many?
>Trump: yeah, many
>Secretary, writing: "block Yemeni visas..."
>>70371692
hiroyuki
>>70372111
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3EABc1f5_cw
i don't think im an introvert, im most comfortable alone but i don't enjoy it and would kill to be outgoing whereas introverts want to be alone for enjoyment reasons
>>70372202
oh fuck off
>>70372180
by outsider I mean what he described
>autism
>shy
>not attractive
>so terrified of failure/rejection that i tried my hardest to be invisible
all outsiders are introverts but not all introverts are outsiders. I think maybe considering what he described he's kind of an outsider
>>70372137
youre fucking retarded
no one who dwells on the fringes of society has a gf
>>70372208
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
What's a good synonym for vagina?
>>70372181
is yemeni related to germany?
>In the subject line of the email, write "[Your name] is your next Customer Experience member"
>Address your cover letter to Joe and tell us where you heard about the position. Mention 2 major passions in life and 2 significant achievements. Tell us what attracted you to the role and why you think you're the best person for it. Most importantly, let us know what your previous salary was (including super and bonuses if applicable).
taking the fucking piss
>>70372232
fanny
based trump actually about to sign executive orders stopping mudslimes entering the US.
wish we had bold politicians instead of limp-wristed arselickers.
>>70372232
Minge
>>70372218
you understand the meanings of the terms extrovert and introvert unlike so many others
being introverted doesnt mean that youre shy it means that you relax by being alone
being extroverted doesnt mean youre outgoing it means you relax by being in social situations a la going to the pub
>>70372232
pork wallet
>>70372222
you mean extrovert, the opposite of introvert
>>70372232
chuchi
>>70372232
snizz
>>70372222
you dont understand what introvert means nor do you understand the meaning of outsider
fuck off on outta here shitskin
>>70372232
meat chimney
>>70372222
>outsider
>>70372232
Axe wound
>>70372232
sloppy giuseppe
>>70372314
decent pizza tbf
>>70372264
>>70372277
>>70372306
enlighten me please. I just looked up the definitions of both outsider and introvert and I don't see any problem with what I said. Are you guys just asshurt because you can't overcome your fears and insecurities or is there a language barrier here?
>>70372232
Cock socket
>>70371207
If it were dutch, thw windows would be much larger and they would have no sheers in the in them,
Dutch are crazy...they love living in glas houses with super low windows and no sheers or curtains, while it is considered to be rude to pass the houses on the walkway while looking inside them....
So while walking around outside, you have to massively control yourself to not face any buildings as you don't want to be in offense of the Dutch mores.
looking to have my neghole possed
>>70372329
just use introvert and extrovert ok. english is very contextual.
>>70372264
>>70372306
>>70372329
is social outcast a better way to describe what I mean?
>>70372349
>possed
FOP
>>70372348
>super low windows
lol I've noticed this
>>70372349
is that with a possum
>>70372348
as if anyone gives a single fuck about being rude to those clog wearing cunts. going to put my face up to every fucking window i see next time im there.
>>70372366
yeh i guess. or pariah.
>>70372237
no.
Some Yemeni are related to Iran some are related to Al Quaida.
So it's pretty smart to block them.
>>70372354
alright. What I meant is that I wouldn't compare an introvert to a robot, but after this apparent fuck up I don't even know if I'm qualified to say shit anymore
>>70372354
Are you being dumb on purpose?
Outsider means being on the fringes of society, etc.
Introverts can be outsiders but not all introverts are outsiders.
>>70372348
>>70372376
>When you're drunk/stoned out your face and you have to climb Dutch stairs.
May as well be a fucking ladder.
>>70372404
the person he was describing wasn't on the fringe of society...
>people caring about yemen
lmao theyre a bunch of reds dont bother
>>70372430
yemen I agree
>>70372409
My first day there, we landed at a really weird time so we went straight out and bought a joint and some muffins, ate and did them all in the hotel room then everyone was knackered
My gf and I went even further upstairs to our own room and had a nap, then woke up into a full-blown high
I felt sick as a dog so I went back to sleep but my gf, the absolute madwoman, decided to crawl down 4 flights of stairs and tell everyone along the way that she has no legs
>>70372430
yemenis are people too
>>70372455
heh, dam stories are best stories.
>>70372462
shit-tier people. just like all sand people
>>70372474
fair post
>>70372232
vaggy hole
>>70372232
vajagoogoo
>>70372455
Did you get sun-tanned at eat a full english breakfast on the costa brava too?
Runt tier english tourists are the worst
>>70372474
Muslims have more culture in their little fingers than whites do in their whole body
>>70372508
>Muslims
>Culture
>>70372508
and its a shit-tier culture for shit-tier people. theres a reason mudslimes are universally despised. disgusting primitives.
I see the Algerian got sick of not getting any (You)s and has abandoned the name
Sorry Thailad and proxyrunt, going to have to stop giving (You)'s to those with Thai flags entirely
>>70372508
Never been to the Costa Brava, but I've been to every Canary Island and Barcelona, never once had an English breakfast there, why would I?
will the real thailad please stand up?
>>70372534
I sincerely understand.
https://youtu.be/0cKNhjQHWFo?t=660
>Didn't you used to date Asian women though? Isn't that a contradiction?
>It's not a contradiction.
What did /pol/ mean by this.
>>70372553
bet this cunt in a plant
>>70372567
is*
>>70368511
allah & muhammad (shit be upon them) are the greastest celebs on earth
Have we, dare I say it, stopped killing the mandem?
>>70372522
>>70372533
>literally invent maths and civilization
>get called uncivilized
Ugh, wh*tes are the worst
>>70372537
Because it's what runts such as yourself do
>dam
>you do this
>Actually, no I don't
>y-yes you do
ah yes, both the height and brains of a child
>>70372637
I know you are but what am I? haha x
got a nice cup of chocolate milk
going for coffee with a girl later. from my limited understanding this means sex at her house right?
>>70372622
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_mathematics
>>70372508
t. has PTSD from getting bantered too hard by Gaz, Baz, Deano and the lads on holiday
>god isn't real
so is santa but people still celebrate christmas
dislike thicko NEET hours on /brit/
ree, reeeeee, REEEEEEEEEEE
>>70372702
im smrat tho ;0
an ama going on /a/
>tfw 3 inteligent 5 has a job
>>70372702
>implying
this is actually shitposting at work hours, no NEETs aren't up before 12:00
post some alex jones memes
Being an Incel male is the worst fate possible on this earth
airing out my bedroom lads phew
>>70372805
it's gotta pop
>>70372581
>(shit be upon them)
Edgy
Soros is actually the good guy
>>70372821
being a quadriplegic would be far worse or do you group them in with incels since they technically are?
>>70372838
not really. mo was a paedophile warlord. think he deserves some shit on him 2bh. horrible human being.
and allah doesn't even exist so who cares.
>>70372821
how
>>70372821
nah being a good looking autist is. literal curse.
Farage sounds like a Paki name
Doing a barbell row lads
>>70372869
GOOD post
lads what the fuck how does America use 205% of the worlds fossil fuels
>>70372910
oh boohoo you poor craytur
>>70372348
That is a calvinist thing. It is meant to show of how good of a christian you are to onlookers and holds you accountable to your community (ruddy pharisees) In the catholic south people cover their windows like normal people.
>>70372935
oil for deep fryers
>>70372893
regular sex is a necessary component of being mentally healthy
there's really no such thing as an incel female since even a fatty can get dick on demand and not even only from fatlads or ugly lads she can get some drunken chad stumbling out of the club
eating the four day old curry leftovers was a mistake lads
>>70372951
Ah yes Holland, that most quintessentially Christian of countries
>This is a sub for people who lack romantic relationships and sex, but mostly geared towards those lacking a girlfriend or seeking marriage.
Really makes one ponder.
imagine living somewhere where people actually walk by your house
seems quite grim
>>70372976
Stop going to r9k losangeles
>>70372961
I've seen plenty of disabled people that have it worse than me
im a virgin, but i can still live a decent life
>>70372991
can't imagine not living somewhere where people walk by your house
would be horrible
>he doesn't live at the end of a cul-de-sac
>they don't live in the countryside
>he doesn't have open access to potatoes
cities are runt containment zones
>>70373014
>>70373040
>>70373045
all not me
>he doesnt live in an estate
upper class cunts
>>70371826
ahh yes trump is the same as donald bush
>he doesn't live in a grey commieblock
>he doesn't live in a gated community
Don't even respond to me, your (You)s aren't comparable
>he doesn't lounge on the lounge in the lounge room
imagine living in a place where there aren't 20 off licenses within a mile
sounds beyond horrible desu
>>70372821
ah yes people born in africa and war zones surely will never want to switch with a white middle class incel
>>>/tv/78769630
>>70373057
i do live on an estate doe
a manor estate :')
oi what was the name of that sweaty dentist meme
>>70373090
runtiest post of the year
>ywn live in the Shire and fuck shortstacks on the regular
bit grim
>>70373102
more like a Ford focus estate
>>70373128
foy
you don't even have offie's in america
>>70373133
I live in a 'shire and my gf is 5'5"
>>70372965
I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not.
I'm talking about the origin of the practice. Having big windows open to the street so that people can see whether or not you're masturbating has its origins in calvinistic culture. Now people continue the practice (calvinist or not) because ingrained practices can be silly like that.
http://hewillnotdivide.us/
>>>/pol/108959785
>They're taking requests for repeating digits
>>70373171
Holy shit top kek
>>70373111
... me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on 24 January 2017 ...
>>70368511
Kek
>>70373171
Looks about as runtish as I imagine /pol/ users would be
Is he 'our guy'?
>>70371238
looks like Milton Keynes