Jokes about Putin thread Do you have a jokes about Putin?

>>70367259
>reply to this thread
>disappear mysteriously
No I don't have any

>>70367259
Putin literally means faggot

>>70367259
None here.
Wish I could drink shots with him.

>>70367274
Come on don't be shy

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>>70367274
>>70367332
forgot the picture

>>70367259
Well, he is Russian, so he is a joke by default

>>70367394
>sweden annexed by russia
>muslim population now -1%

>>70367291
>>70367394
good jokes

>>70367418
do i get gulag now?

>>70367427
I don't know))))

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>>70367259

>>70367465
nice one tovarish )))))

>>70367259
Putin is a stupid nigger

>>70367427
Mexico is worse than any gulag.
You're safe

>>70367531
but in mexico i don't have to worry about freezing, getting worked to death or getting raped by bears.

only dying from the heat, getting shot and getting raped by mexicans.

If I would tell a Putin joke it would be just plane wrong.

Here's Reagan telling old Soviet jokes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A

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>>70367259

Putin is directly elected. The US president isn't directly elected, and the Canadian PM isn't even elected at all.

The joke is that Russia is more democratic, peaceful, and lawful than the so called west.

>>70367571
I would rather keep my head attached to the rest of my body.
Just saying.

>>70367259
https://exhentai.org/g/760703/9f1f8c4f72/

Sadly it's not translated yet(((((((

>>70367578
Even if you told them, they would crash and burn.

>>70367259
In Russia planes shoot themsef down.

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i like putin

do you like putin?

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>>70367756
I am VERY like Putin

>>70367653
why though? it's really convenient having your head separate from your body, you can even pass off as a Dullahan.

>>70367530
are you a muslim?

KGB please leave

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I got nothing ey.
Have a pic instead.

>>70367259
What do Putin and God have in common?

They are both great guys.

>>70367259
No, we are not Eastern Europeans so we aren't mad about Russia.

>>70367357
>killed by polonium
Poles did it.